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I want the Trivago guy...

...to pound my boygina mercylessly. Is that wrong?

by Anonymousreply 120October 3, 2018 4:54 PM

He looks sleazy, unshaved and hot.

by Anonymousreply 1April 19, 2014 11:32 PM

I want him too.

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by Anonymousreply 2April 19, 2014 11:35 PM

Ugh. Sleazy yes, dessicated face of an alkie or druggie. I want to take a shower every time I see that commercial.

by Anonymousreply 3April 19, 2014 11:49 PM

He is a musician who is a much bigger star in Europe than here. He used to be discussed on the groupies message boards as being thickly hung and a very rough fuck with a preference for anal, and girls were warned to know what they were getting into before going after him. He married a few years ago and apparently dropped out of the party scene. No hint that he is anything but straight.

by Anonymousreply 4April 19, 2014 11:53 PM

Doesn't he remind you of Scott Bakula?

by Anonymousreply 5April 20, 2014 4:02 AM

Thick tongue sufferer.

by Anonymousreply 6April 20, 2014 4:04 AM

He IS hot!

by Anonymousreply 7May 15, 2014 4:35 AM

Me also. There's some thread about commercials that you're loving and I mentioned I want this guy.

by Anonymousreply 8May 15, 2014 5:06 AM

Yes, he is hot, and yes, he is VERY well hung. I know girl who's had it. He's also a bit rough in the sack.

by Anonymousreply 9May 15, 2014 5:11 AM

[quote]boygina mercylessly.

Oh dear... for two reasons.

by Anonymousreply 10May 15, 2014 5:11 AM

[quote]He's also a bit rough in the sack.

I'm not surprised. He gives off that vibe.

by Anonymousreply 11May 15, 2014 5:15 AM

he seems methy

by Anonymousreply 12May 15, 2014 5:23 AM

Are most of these bloggers kidding me, (or just jealous) ? This TRIVAGO guy is hot ! He is masculine, handsome, slender, has a sexy voice. He looks like a real....MAN ! What do you want, make-up all over his face, a perfect "sissy" hairdo and only a young,twenty something year old dude ? Besides, when he walks away in the commercial, did you catch of a glimpse of his ass ? Although very thin and small; (like a sack of potatoes with no potatoes in it), it is still super sexy and arousing.....I WANT HIM, BABY !Is he GAY ?...I think so !

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by Anonymousreply 13May 22, 2014 4:21 PM

The first time I saw the commercial I had to find out about him. I really want to smell his cock through his underwear. I hope he has some nudes and or sex tape floating around out there.

by Anonymousreply 14May 22, 2014 4:32 PM

I want the Nescafé dude.

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by Anonymousreply 15May 22, 2014 9:00 PM

He is repulsive with red blotchy skin. He looks like he smells like an ashtray.

by Anonymousreply 16May 22, 2014 9:40 PM

R9, I figured he was well hung from the way he walks. Very hot, and agree with R13 about his voice. I get hard every time I see the commercials.

by Anonymousreply 17May 22, 2014 9:47 PM

It sounds like he's saying "Zhivago," and I keep waiting for all that snow.

I don't even remember what he looks like (and if he impressed me that way, I'd already know who he is).

by Anonymousreply 18May 22, 2014 9:50 PM

"Hotel? TRI-VA-GO."

Love the way he enunciates 'trivago'.

by Anonymousreply 19May 22, 2014 9:52 PM

His name is Tim Williams, and he is short.

His IMDB height is 5'9", which means he's probably 5'7" at most.

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by Anonymousreply 20May 22, 2014 11:36 PM

And they say gay men are shallow ...

by Anonymousreply 21May 23, 2014 12:04 AM

It's such a shitty commercial! They place their own fucking logo so high and to the left on the screen that the T gets cit off, and the lousy actor mumbles so much, you can't even hear him say the name of the site! Fail.

by Anonymousreply 22May 23, 2014 4:11 AM

Um, r22? Check your screen settings, and then get back to us, ok?

by Anonymousreply 23May 23, 2014 3:25 PM

Check your hearing aid while you are at it, R22.

by Anonymousreply 24May 23, 2014 3:30 PM

It's a German company entering the US market. The commercial was shot in Germany so I wonder if they just grabbed this guy because he's an American singer living over there - probably got him cheap.

by Anonymousreply 25May 23, 2014 3:32 PM

The ad has gotten a lot of mixed commentary. It seems viewers run hot or cold on Tim Williams.

He does hold out the promise of a rough and dirty fuck. I like him.

by Anonymousreply 26May 23, 2014 3:44 PM

I was surprised when I found something about him that attracted me....still can't decide what it is...

by Anonymousreply 27May 23, 2014 4:05 PM

Thanks for your concern r23, and r24, but my picture is perfectly centered, and my hearing is excellent. The actor speaks unintelligibly, especially since the name of the product is a made-up word, and the placement is still lousy. I'm involved in advertising, so I am saying these choices strike me as lousy. I don't care if you agree.

by Anonymousreply 28May 25, 2014 8:22 PM

The UK Trivago commercials are full of this stupid bitch who doesn't know how to use a website.. I'd prefer the US version (seeing him in the tub!)

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by Anonymousreply 29May 25, 2014 8:50 PM

He does slur the name of the company. Initially I thought he was a foreigner with an accent.

by Anonymousreply 30May 26, 2014 12:57 AM

Whatever you do, don't watch his tongue as he delivers his lines.

Your life will never be the same if you do.

by Anonymousreply 31May 26, 2014 1:00 AM

He's old and smelly.






by Anonymousreply 32May 26, 2014 1:21 AM

He's very popular with the crunchy granola, thought-they-were-lesbians in my office.

by Anonymousreply 33May 26, 2014 5:19 AM

People still watch commercials? Really?

Having said that, now I'm curious.

by Anonymousreply 34May 26, 2014 5:32 AM

I want Captain Obvious(Hotels.com) and the guy who stares at the M&Ms as "Hungry Eyes" plays as well as the Trivago guy! Also the Chex Mix boring potato chip decoy bag guy. Oh, and the guy with beard on the surfboard in the Just For Men beard color commercial and the other commercial for a car(?) where the guy looks at the camera and runs his fingers through his long hipster beard.Lets list some more!

by Anonymousreply 35May 29, 2014 8:18 PM


by Anonymousreply 36May 29, 2014 8:34 PM

I agree, I would sign up for a gross of whatever he has to offer me...to start off with.

by Anonymousreply 37May 29, 2014 8:52 PM

When the commercials first started airing (in this area anyway), there was no Trivago guy present in the ads themselves...I just heard THAT VOICE doing the narration. Found myself wondering what HE looked like and was rewarded by ads in which he was actually featured. There is a God. He looked as edible as he sounded. Something about him...he doesn't try too hard and has a devil-may-care quality about him. A tad raunchy and would be a great f*ck, I'm sure.

by Anonymousreply 38May 30, 2014 1:57 AM

I've always been attracted to handsome older guys with nice bodies, and he is about as good as it gets.

He's a little rough around the edges, but cleans up well, and has an air of mystery surrounding him.

Knowing that he throws a good hard fuck, makes him even more desireable.

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by Anonymousreply 40May 30, 2014 2:39 AM

This guy is so gross! He looks like he has the flu. He is sweaty and dirty looking. The makeup on him is too white. He has a reddish chest that offsets the white on his face and it just all is just a hot mess! He looks slimy like he has been in the bar all night smoking his cigs and just what a waste of air time. I can not concentrate on what he has to say because he seems like a dirty sloppy mess.

by Anonymousreply 41June 4, 2014 5:36 PM

Yummy daddy type. He can feed me his hairy cock and give me a nice long-cocking.

by Anonymousreply 42June 4, 2014 5:48 PM

There really is something that looks gross and dirty about the guy. He's sort of a hot daddy, but he also seems like he'd have body odor and a drinking problem.

I don't get why he looks so sloppy in those commercials. Are they appealing to fraus, this scruffy, stinky middle aged guy in wrinkled clothes?

by Anonymousreply 43June 4, 2014 5:56 PM

[quote]The ad has gotten a lot of mixed commentary.

Link please. Seriously, where is all this "commentary" on this one commercial?

by Anonymousreply 44June 4, 2014 5:59 PM

Too fat to type, R44? Are you really going to blow a gasket over that sentence - take issue with that boldly insane assertion? How do you get by in life?

Try a Google search for "Trivago guy", look at the suggested searches; wade through the 2,660 results.

When I post something that benefits from a link, I gladly post a link. For this, for you, look it up yourself, for fuck's sake you argumentative cunt.

by Anonymousreply 45June 4, 2014 7:27 PM

Not loving the newer ads where he is looking too well-groomed and well-dressed. Why the need to spiff him up and take away what makes him such a turn-on?! I guess the producers caved to the public commentary. Way to destroy a guy's individuality and make him generic and forgettable...BIG mistake.

Come back (er, come in my mouth) Trivago guy of yore...

Don't let 'em suck the life outta you (that's my job).

by Anonymousreply 46June 28, 2014 5:07 AM

[quote] There really is something that looks gross and dirty about the guy. He's sort of a hot daddy, but he also seems like he'd have body odor and a drinking problem.

Hot. He can pound my hole mercilessly while he smokes a cig and takes swigs from a bottle of bourbon.

I'm not like most prissy queens.

by Anonymousreply 47June 28, 2014 1:52 PM

[quote]I want Captain Obvious(Hotels.com) and the guy who stares at the M&Ms as "Hungry Eyes" plays as well as the Trivago guy! Also the Chex Mix boring potato chip decoy bag guy. Oh, and the guy with beard on the surfboard in the Just For Men beard color commercial and the other commercial for a car(?) where the guy looks at the camera and runs his fingers through his long hipster beard.Lets list some more!

R35 - Veruca Salt

by Anonymousreply 48June 28, 2014 2:08 PM

It could be Treh-vago with a short "i" of Try-vago with a long "i" but no way can they get Zhivago out of Trivage. Maybe the company wanted Zhivago but hit copyright problems so they thought they would be cleaver by two Wait till the lawyers show up

by Anonymousreply 49July 17, 2014 9:07 PM

He's hot, hot, hot. I don't know what's wrong with you all.

by Anonymousreply 50July 17, 2014 9:10 PM

I want a pounding from Mr. Clean.

by Anonymousreply 51July 17, 2014 9:12 PM

I think he is very sexy. I like his little body swing at the end of the commercial.

by Anonymousreply 52July 22, 2014 9:01 PM

Not hot.

by Anonymousreply 53July 22, 2014 9:17 PM


by Anonymousreply 54July 22, 2014 10:15 PM

Love Tim, he is hot hot,hot!!!!

by Anonymousreply 55July 31, 2014 1:34 AM

He was interviewed on CNBC last week. Mellow guy. Trivago is really trying to milk this as far as possible.

He is from Houston, actor and has done work as a "German Band Member" on German TV.

by Anonymousreply 56August 25, 2014 5:01 AM

You could find something just as enticing on a Tenderloin stoop.

by Anonymousreply 57August 25, 2014 5:16 AM

His hair doesn't look clean.

by Anonymousreply 58August 25, 2014 5:30 AM

Hi there I just love you and want to meet you

by Anonymousreply 59September 4, 2014 4:21 AM

He is singularly unattractive. The rest of you have low standards.

by Anonymousreply 60September 4, 2014 4:29 AM

[all posts by fucking cunt troll deleted.]

by Anonymousreply 61September 4, 2014 4:35 AM

This man pours with sexuality ... and I find him VERY attractive and would 'spend some time' with him at a moment's notice! He wears his casual attire perfe4ctgly, and he should show more of his chest - and the tight pants make him look very sexy and masculine. Whew!!!

by Anonymousreply 62September 10, 2014 12:05 PM

The Trivago guy has AIDS

by Anonymousreply 63September 11, 2014 12:59 PM

I'd do him in a heartbeat.

by Anonymousreply 64September 25, 2014 3:21 AM

I really like the Crest Pro-health dad, what do you guys think?

by Anonymousreply 65September 28, 2014 7:22 PM

He has a very elongated torso. His jeans should up to his waist, not below as in the ad.

by Anonymousreply 66September 28, 2014 9:41 PM

R65 I agree with you 1000000% He used to host a food show on the Food Network. As I recall it was a show about the history of foods; their origins, meanings etc. I can't remember his name but for some reason I think his first name is Jim.

He's gotten hotter as he's gotten older!

by Anonymousreply 67September 28, 2014 10:07 PM

His name is Jim O'Conner. He hosted a show called "The Secret Life Of....."

by Anonymousreply 68September 28, 2014 10:20 PM

[quote] boygina

Who says shit like this?

by Anonymousreply 69September 29, 2014 1:51 PM

I fucking HATE that O'Conner guy with the heat of ten thousand suns.



by Anonymousreply 70September 29, 2014 2:51 PM

No! He is a little repulsive. Weird shape. All torso and short legs. I concur that he looks like he smokes.

by Anonymousreply 71September 29, 2014 2:54 PM

I love having sleazy anonymous hotel sex. Idecome to his hotel room in a second. Ide be on my knees as he opened the door. The fact that he isnt wearing a belt is great, it'de make pulling his pants down all the more easier

by Anonymousreply 72January 14, 2015 3:26 PM

He looks like he'd spit in your hole and slide in balls deep with one thrust. HAWT!

by Anonymousreply 73January 14, 2015 4:11 PM

Trivago guy is looking FUCKING HOT lately.

He cut his hair and got a new wardrobe. Very, very nice.

by Anonymousreply 74January 14, 2015 4:16 PM

Everything you need to know about the Trivago guy.

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by Anonymousreply 75January 25, 2015 5:13 PM

Apparently, OP, Tim now knows what you'd like for him to do to you.

"Once, the Trivago team e-mailed him with a link to a impassioned message board thread. "It was something like, [bold]I would like the Trivago Guy to pound my boygina[/bold]," he said, laughing. "Another one was like, 'If I was in the same room as Hitler, Osama bin Laden, and the Trivago Guy, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot the Trivago Guy twice.'"

by Anonymousreply 76January 26, 2015 2:30 AM

I hope the Trivago guy got through last night's blizzard OK.

by Anonymousreply 77January 27, 2015 4:57 PM

lol, I was checking this guy out as for the first time in my life I wanted to know who a dude was on TV (ok, other then Cam Gigandot but only in that Cher movie) I come in, and find out I am a member of a small, but select fanciers of some guy named TIM??? I need to get out more

by Anonymousreply 78January 30, 2015 12:19 AM

From the original campaign to the current one, that Dude has cleaned up especially well! Yum!

by Anonymousreply 79January 30, 2015 12:25 AM

I think he looks like he smells bad.

by Anonymousreply 80January 30, 2015 12:36 AM

Yes, the pro health crest guy is hot.

by Anonymousreply 81January 30, 2015 12:37 AM

He turns me on

by Anonymousreply 82March 5, 2015 9:50 PM

He is hot as fuck !!!

by Anonymousreply 83March 6, 2015 9:50 AM

There is rumor of Tim having a thick cock and throwing a mean fuck. Sign me up.

by Anonymousreply 84March 6, 2015 10:42 AM

He looks like a drunk.

by Anonymousreply 85March 6, 2015 1:31 PM

When he dresses as the TrivagA gal, let me know!

by Anonymousreply 86March 6, 2015 1:47 PM

Did Trivago guy ride a horse? He is so bow-legged! Ugh!

by Anonymousreply 87March 13, 2015 3:30 PM

The Trivago guy and his (new) (queeny) stylist give a demonstration of the transformation...

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by Anonymousreply 88March 13, 2015 4:04 PM

I think he is very super handsome. I love his look!!!!

by Anonymousreply 89March 18, 2015 3:49 PM

What about the other triavgo gout the one with the beard dose anyone about him

by Anonymousreply 90April 5, 2015 3:48 AM

I find him both irritating and compelling. Which is probably good for the product.

by Anonymousreply 91April 5, 2015 3:54 AM

He is there for a reason....SEX APPEAL ! He is handsome, masculine, slender, middle-aged (about 50, I am guessing ?)and HOT !!! I think he is gay, too ! Only wish the TRIVAGO commercials would show him from the back...walking away ! Want to see his ass & fantasize ! It looks slender, tight and inviting, baby ! OH YES...

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by Anonymousreply 92April 14, 2015 12:03 AM

I randomly saw him on a commercial and fuck he's sexy.

by Anonymousreply 93July 29, 2015 10:34 PM

Bring that scruffier, sexier, boygina pounder if drunk of previous years. The new, shorter haired, neatly dressed, his STDs treated and 12 step program attending Trivago guy of this season is just not moistening mussies like last year's version.

by Anonymousreply 94October 14, 2015 3:10 AM

He's sexy. Ten times more than most of the guys in TV commercials.

by Anonymousreply 95October 14, 2015 5:12 AM

I don't like his upper lip area, it's loose like a dog jowl.

by Anonymousreply 96October 14, 2015 5:26 AM

They show a lot of his commercials on Hulu and it makes my mussy wet everytime

by Anonymousreply 97March 26, 2016 12:15 AM

Boygina. Abs getting workout. Datalounge.com abdominal workout.

by Anonymousreply 98March 26, 2016 4:23 AM

R14, platinum!

by Anonymousreply 99March 26, 2016 4:25 AM

R26. Platinum wrapped in gold, wrapped in platinum.

by Anonymousreply 100March 26, 2016 4:29 AM

R39, you brought me to life..on a comment board, no less.

by Anonymousreply 101March 26, 2016 4:35 AM

I'm starting to associate his face with their annoying music.

If I was in bed with him that annoying music from the commercial would be an irritating and distracting ear worm. Imagine him talking dirty with that stupid music in the background.

by Anonymousreply 102March 26, 2016 4:38 AM

I didn't care for Tim's performance as The Trivago Guy.

by Anonymousreply 103March 26, 2016 4:43 AM

R22 is the mythical Dumbvida they speak of here!

by Anonymousreply 104March 26, 2016 4:44 AM

R62, I meant

by Anonymousreply 105March 26, 2016 4:45 AM

Dr. Zhivago?

by Anonymousreply 106March 26, 2016 4:47 AM

I think he is great in bed but a farter

by Anonymousreply 107June 5, 2016 9:07 PM

Here's some classic trivago guy

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by Anonymousreply 108June 13, 2016 3:35 AM

Tim Williams is his name. I like his voice as much as the rest of him. I wonder how dongful he is.

by Anonymousreply 109June 13, 2016 4:14 AM

I remember the first time I saw him on tv. I immediately thought this guy looks like he smells. Whenever, that commercial comes on, I think "oh it's the smelly guy".

by Anonymousreply 110June 13, 2016 4:30 AM

He seems a more handsome doppelganger for a younger George Carlin. Or the Burger King king.

by Anonymousreply 111June 13, 2016 10:07 AM

Why OP? He doesn't even know you are supposed to wear a belt when you tuck in your shirt. He looks like he is an alcoholic with an (at least) pack a day cigarette addiction and he is most likely straight. Do you really want his fucked up DNA/semen swimming north up your cumfilled asshole?

by Anonymousreply 112June 13, 2016 10:35 AM

Oh the prose on this sinking board, it's enough to substitute for a finger down ones throat.

by Anonymousreply 113July 23, 2016 3:29 PM

he has a smelly, hairy anus

by Anonymousreply 114July 23, 2016 3:31 PM

Do you know from experience, R114?

by Anonymousreply 115August 12, 2016 11:05 PM

Looks like they've replaced him with a generic hot Australian chick.

by Anonymousreply 116July 6, 2017 6:33 AM

I much prefer the Movantik guy. Hot, butch, slim, bearded daddy suffering from opioid induced constipation. He's full! And he needs to GO!!!

by Anonymousreply 117July 6, 2017 7:02 AM

Many of the posts describe this dude as being masculine. I cannot tell if they are being funny or not.

by Anonymousreply 118July 6, 2017 12:25 PM

The sad details of his life in America, and his escape to Germany.

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