Have you ever slept with a butt plug inserted?

Once or twice. Never again

Somebody needs to pull the plug on this clown.

When I'm trying to keep the Zohydro and vodka up there for butt chugging. Why do you ask?

Yes. His name was Tom.

"Like a pacifier?"

More like an 'assonfire'.

Constantly! At least since the 1940s.

No, Bradley Cooper, we haven't.

Now go away.

A spark plug can permanently fit in the combustion chamber.

Was their a hole in your dam?

[quote]Was their a hole in your dam?

Was there a shortage of grammar teachers when you were growing up?

wouldn't it get covered in poop?

[quote]Have you ever slept with a butt plug inserted? Like a pacifier?

I'm not sure what the question is.

They could market buttplugs as a diarrhea remedy.

This is what some people choose to start a thread about with their $18...

I would tell my story, but you guys are going to make fun of me and I don't feel in the mood for that, so I won't tell you the details or why, but yes I have.

OP, have you ever slept with a dildo in your mouth, like a pacifier?

Yes.

buttplugs should be covered by the federal government.

they have to be the most unclean sex toy out there...

[quote]they have to be the most unclean sex toy out there.

You mean other than Lindsay Lohan, right?

A woman at work commented "David walks funny." Later learned it was his butt plug.

Yes, I once was seeing a guy who loved the idea of me keeping his cum in me for as long as possible. When he came he'd keep himself in until he lubed the plug, which he'd keep beside him on the bed, then pull out and immediately replace himself with the plug. Normally after he went home I'd pop it out and purge, but on the occasions that he'd stay the night I'd keep it in till morning.

it really depended on the night as to weather or not it was uncomfortable. Lots of lube and i'd suggest wearing a pair of underwear over it in case the lube leaks a little.

The 'like a pacifier' part of the question is weird and makes me think of Lisa Simpson.

I put them in my mouth.

R22=bottom bitch

The sex was mundane towards the end and I'd often fall asleep during....but no one knows I called Victor my 'buttplug'.

so many sick people .

It's Friday, bitch, get out every once in a while!!

Many times, having a butt plug in makes me sleepy. Anyone who's done it and hated it obviously doesn't now about ultra-soft and comfortable silicone plugs. Especially those made by SquarePeg.

I actually absentmindedly took the k off that "now." It's been a long day.

This may be a daft question, but for those who have slept with one in overnight, did you find the lube dried out/was absorbed much? Was it bad to remove?

I keep my moth balls up my cunt so the moths don't get in.

Seems like you were already sleepy, R29.

[quote]Especially those made by SquarePeg.

Huh?

This thread made me do it

Op...No, just no.

Another thread about "Mayor Pete"

R22 knows how to go with the flow to keep a man.

A fire hydrant, yes.

What if you have to fart in your sleep????

If the plug is reasonably sized, and your ass doesn't want it in anymore, it just pushes it out. Sheesh.

Can you wear a butt plug and pass through air port security screenings? If so, does it have to be plastic or glass? I'm assuming metal wouldn't be a wise choice.

r35 What the fuck were you searching for, and how many pages back did you have go to find this thread?

I imagine the continual sucking noise would keep one up at night.

I remember many years ago fucking with a really hunky guy and we both fell asleep right after, with him still inside me. I remember waking up a few hours later with a really weird -- but not entirely unwelcome -- feeling.

His soft dick was inside you hours into sleep? Was it a food long and you both sleep like the dead?

foot long

My plug has a special name

No but my master made me go grocery shopping with one in my ass one time.

Did you mince down the aisles?

Are you a prisspot?

Bjork described an encounter like that of R45 in her song Cocoon, I'm guessing it hurts less when it's vaginal sex?

When your hole knows better

Check out Mikey D on Twitter

He's a gay pussyboi who loves to stretch his hole for his Master

He calls his huge butt plug his "Binky"

Mikey D actually possesses a vulva, not just a hole

What a stupid question.

The DL is perfect for stupid questions.

I grocery shopped with one in!

You've done it all

It cured my insomnia.

Buttplugs do wonders for the health

Yes, an Aneros - multiple dry orgasms during the night

[quote]I grocery shopped with one in!

Yes, Miss Crawford - we saw the video.

Mrs Alfred Steele does it all

[quote]Mrs Alfred Steele does it all

With great style and all while promoting that marvelous Pepsi Cola

I’m starting this day by inserting my butt plug now

For overnight, I prefer the small Sleep Size butt plug. Large Play Size butt plugs are too much for sleeping. You're just inviting trouble.

No, keep it relatively small. About the size you would wear on a long flight, say from NYC to LA. You'll be glad you did.

R66, early bird gets the worm, right?

[quote] What if you have to fart in your sleep????

You burp.

If you fart with a butt plug in your hole, you should be prepared to accept the consequences.

I have bipolar disorder and when I'm manic I get hypersexual and my butt is constantly super horny. To get any relief, and yes to sleep, I put a butt plug inside me. My horny butt clenches the plug and is satisfied.

I don't understand what the point of butt plugs are

Then you need to get out more, R72. Get a butt plug. Take it for a spin. If you like it, that's great. With practice you'll begin to understand what you need to understand. If you don't like it, it's not for you and there is nothing more for you to understand about it.

I don't like raw tomatoes. Other people do. There is nothing for me to understand about why people eat raw tomatoes. They each undoubtedly have their own reasons. All I need to understand is to avoid nasty fucking raw tomatoes.

I knew a guy who kept his butt plug in at night until one night when he farted and it flew across the room and knocked over a candle which tipped and started the drapes on fire and a whole "mouse trap" series of events.

[quote] What if you have to fart in your sleep????

Last time I did this, the buttplug shot across the room and nailed the cat on the head.

What did kitty do then?

I've seen on a couple of profiles: "My boyfriend/master keeps me plugged"

[quote] Get a butt plug. Take it for a spin.

I don't like sticking sticks in my ear. Should I try for the heck of it?

I swear to god it was inserted when I fell asleep.

New red flag : Hates tomatoes, enjoys buttplugs.

I’m all for it

Demonic

Satanic

Only on Saturdays-- never on the sabbath. Mother calls it my prayer plug.

I often sleep with a raw tomato up mu butt

No as it would be covered in crap in the morning. However, I did go vote once with one inserted, during a particularly important election. And it almost plopped out when I leaned in to fill out the form. Had to push it back in outside the polling station and I think someone saw me. Never again.

Once. I knew never to do it again.

R72, butt plugs keep the cumloads from seeping out and ruining your underwear

Butt plugs are the Best

^^ Gerbils are better!

Time for bed, you know what that means. It means I’m sliding in my butt plug. Wish me pleasant dreams!

Bombs away!

r92=Doris Wilgus

How did it go, r91?

I've never slept better!