Don't Expect Any New Robert Van Damme Porn For a While

And somewhere Michael Lucas is plotting how to sneak him a camera so he can still shoot scenes for Lucas's upcoming reality porn series.

Porn people aren't so bright are they.

The best comment to the linked article was "Not fair! He was framed!" Because we all know "van Damme" was so smart, he wouldn't steal a shipment of jeans.

I'm at work and can't click that. What did he do?

[quote]...Maybe when he gets out he can finally bottom on screen (after 9.5 years of practice.)

He bottomed for Tyler Saint a few years ago. I can't search and link to the video because I am at work, but if you search the porn sites, you will find it.

R5 Thank you! Here's the link and it was hot. I had no idea he'd ever bottomed.

Flaaaaaaaaaaacid.

(Well, maybe a little fluffed.)

[quote] In 1999 and 2000, Van Damme (legal name Robert Kovarik) was a member of a nine-man gang of thugs that committed multiple armed robberies.

Is it wrong if I'm turned on by this information?!

He's always been a good porn performer, despite the fact he's gay-for-pay. It's amazing to me he has an adult daughter.

He never seemed gay for pay to me, those Czechs just all turn them out horn dogs, I suppose

It surprised me it took him so long to bottom, because in his first US film (by Blue Blake) he gets a dildo shoved up his ass and he almost collapses in ecstasy.

He's gay, puhleeease!

Don't most pron performers have a rap sheet?

His dick looks so long, thick and delectable. And it's attached to a muscular and good-looking guy. Why must he have a screw loose? =(

He's 45 and still super-hot.

Is he out yet?

[quote]Is he out yet?

Yes, he served his full term of nine years.

He used those years wisely and studied law.

He became a name partner of the firm Branson & Van Damme.

I don't think I was ever really into this one anyway.

r17

Well it's nice to hear that someone who committed a crime could turn his life into something useful. Good for him.

r17 is kidding, he might be out, who knows, but he didn't serve 9 yrs after being sentenced last year.

Robert will be very popular in the Big House!

He's out now of prison now. We'll have to see if he makes a comeback to porn or not. I'm betting he will since he's nearly 50 and doesn't have many other options.

Not interested unless he's giving that ass up.

I think the cop is hotter.

One seriously homely guy.

The cop is a sexy daddy.

He must be out now if they arrested him in 2012.

[quote]he almost collapses in ecstasy.

R11 - pussy.

I had my mouth on that dick once.

So many incredibly ugly whores that website covers:

He will probably have a hard time getting back to the US, if that's what he wants to do.

R28, I'm sure you paid proper obeisance to Alexander Flemming, after the fact.

R30, He can get back in, if he gives someone a hard time.

He'll work for Michael Lucas and Men.com no doubt.

[quote]He will probably have a hard time getting back to the US, if that's what he wants to do.

Maybe Mike Pence's nephew can help in getting him a waiver.

I gave r31 a WW despite his misspelling of "Fleming."