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Tyler Hoechlin

Tinymeat face. No one can be that perfect.

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by Anonymousreply 47June 20, 2021 7:45 PM

I don't see the appeal at all.

by Anonymousreply 1February 27, 2014 2:19 AM

Face is too wide. Eyes are too far apart.

by Anonymousreply 2February 27, 2014 2:21 AM

he is fucking glorious

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by Anonymousreply 3February 27, 2014 2:21 AM

Meh.

by Anonymousreply 4February 27, 2014 2:27 AM

He is a sexy fucking man. I do think he isn't endowed well, but not all of us are size queens.

by Anonymousreply 5February 27, 2014 2:41 AM

Despite what DL will have you believe, that's a turn on for some of us... as long as the tinymeat guy is a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 6February 27, 2014 2:48 AM

I am continually surprised by how young he actually is. Looking at him I would never guess that he is the same age as the other Teen Wolf cast members. The beard easily adds 10 years to his face, but in a good way. He could easily pass as an actor in his 30s and get non-teen roles just by growing and keeping the facial hair.

by Anonymousreply 7February 27, 2014 2:53 AM

Nice face

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by Anonymousreply 8February 27, 2014 3:06 AM

Bulge.

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by Anonymousreply 9February 27, 2014 3:10 AM

Thighs!

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by Anonymousreply 10March 22, 2014 11:52 PM

Gay

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by Anonymousreply 11March 22, 2014 11:52 PM

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by Anonymousreply 12March 22, 2014 11:54 PM

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by Anonymousreply 13March 22, 2014 11:54 PM

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by Anonymousreply 14March 22, 2014 11:55 PM

He needs his dick sucked!

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by Anonymousreply 15March 22, 2014 11:56 PM

Great body, but unfortunate rabbit face.

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by Anonymousreply 16March 23, 2014 12:31 AM

Your dickdar is faulty OP

by Anonymousreply 17March 23, 2014 12:34 AM

If he only has a 6" inch dick, that's still unfair. He must be 5" and under for there to be any justice in the world.

by Anonymousreply 18March 23, 2014 4:21 AM

Where is R10 from? It looks small there.

by Anonymousreply 19March 23, 2014 8:24 AM

I didn't see the appeal either R1 until I started watching Teen Wolf last year. I get it now. Very sexy.

by Anonymousreply 20March 23, 2014 12:42 PM

He looks like a retarded version of Matt Bomer.

by Anonymousreply 21March 23, 2014 2:18 PM

r21, try harder next time.

by Anonymousreply 22March 23, 2014 7:59 PM

He looks just as good as Bomer. He has that same symmetrical beauty. I actually prefer Hoechlin "darker" features.

R10 is that really his legs? I thought he had to shave off everything for the show.

by Anonymousreply 23March 24, 2014 1:08 PM

Tyler needs to be fisted.

by Anonymousreply 24March 24, 2014 4:58 PM

He looks like Cheyenne Jackson, sans tats!

by Anonymousreply 25March 24, 2014 6:25 PM

I'm a fan of Teen Wolf, and others pretty much go gaga over him (and Dylan O'Brien), but he's never done much for me personally. I can objectively recognize that he's very pretty / gorgeous - amazing eyes, cute smile, killer body - but he doesn't light a fire for me. I do like his caterpillar eyebrows, though.

He does come off as very nice / earnest in interviews, which I think adds to his appeal, as well as the fact that he's naturally athletic and does a lot of his own gymnastics / stunts on the show. He otherwise seems hopelessly straight, though, with the worst color-blind overgrown frat-boy fashion sense I've seen on a celebrity.

He should have taken better care of his skin growing up, because he's 25 but easily passes for a Hollywood 35 - maybe too much sun playing sports or something.

by Anonymousreply 26March 24, 2014 6:35 PM

I do enjoy how tactile he is with Dylan:

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by Anonymousreply 27March 27, 2014 6:41 AM

Hoechlin is gorgeous! Finally a thread about a non-AWG white guy. Unfortunately the OP has to insult him and assumes he has a small dick. I wouldn't care even if that were true.

Great face and body. Hoechlin is what Robert Pattinson would look like if he were not ugly and actually hot. Hoechlin should have AWG Pattinson's more famous career.

by Anonymousreply 28March 27, 2014 7:13 AM

the only imperfection of Tyler's face is he has squint lines all around his eyes despite being under 30. DON'T SQUINT, people! you'll regret it when you're older and pose for a smile.

by Anonymousreply 29March 27, 2014 7:25 AM

R2.

I agree,I don't know why having wide set eyes is considered by so many to be such a "beauty trait"...it looks reptilian.

I prefer men with eyes that are a little more close together...not as "modely" but much cuter.

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by Anonymousreply 30March 27, 2014 7:51 AM

R30 Rossovich was hot but definitely not as good looking as Hoechlin. Wide or narrow set eyes don't matter to me at all.

by Anonymousreply 31March 27, 2014 7:57 AM

R26 - he played college baseball at Arizona State.

R29 - see above baseball career in the hot sun

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by Anonymousreply 32March 27, 2014 10:40 AM

Tyler's response to OP

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by Anonymousreply 33March 27, 2014 11:03 AM

With JR Bourne:

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by Anonymousreply 34March 27, 2014 4:24 PM

i fell in love with him when he guest starred on castle.

tyler h is absolutely gorgeous.

yum.

by Anonymousreply 35March 27, 2014 4:31 PM

I love how the cast gets along. Unlike Buffy, where everyone hated each other, for the most part, maybe because the Buffy cast was older.

by Anonymousreply 36March 28, 2014 1:00 PM

[quote]Unfortunately the OP has to insult him and assumes he has a small dick. I wouldn't care even if that were true.

You're a dope.

by Anonymousreply 37March 28, 2014 2:33 PM

Just my 2 cents, I didn't know who he is, but after reviewal of the posted pictures, I'd say he is definitely hot, and very sexy. And those of you being critical and picking him apart are no doubt living toads yourselves.

by Anonymousreply 38March 28, 2014 4:11 PM

After careful consideration, analysis, and consultation with size queens, I am confident in saying that Ms Tyler has tinymeat!

by Anonymousreply 39March 28, 2014 4:42 PM

I'll take it. He's hot. I'm a top so I'm fine with tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 40March 28, 2014 4:59 PM

R40, I want to be your bottom

by Anonymousreply 41March 28, 2014 6:23 PM

I'd be hacking like a cat and pulling hair out from my teeth.

As long as his dick works, I'd be happy.

Of course we'd need to hire someone to clean around the toilet on a daily basis; hairy guys positively molt on the throne.

by Anonymousreply 42March 28, 2014 6:45 PM

I'll be the first poster to say that he pings my gaydar and his 'fooling around' with Dylan may not be all that innocent! It mentions that he is gay friendly, so maybe that was his toe sticking out of the 'closet?'

by Anonymousreply 43May 26, 2017 2:17 AM

I want to get all up in his CoolAid.

by Anonymousreply 44May 26, 2017 2:41 AM

I've had him. He's a Big Boy.

by Anonymousreply 45May 26, 2017 3:17 AM

Does he whimper like a 12-year-old Asian girl when he has an organism?

by Anonymousreply 46May 26, 2017 3:22 AM

King

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by Anonymousreply 47June 20, 2021 7:45 PM
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