Jesse Metcalfe's giant hairy tits featured in new Dallas promos

beautiful. i'm glad chest hair is making a comeback. they obviously had him sit that way (or he chose to) to minimize his moobs.

Come here baby, mama needs a drink.

Who's titty-fucked him?

In some photos, it looks as if his pec implants have slipped.

Yeehaw!!! Can't wait for this show to come back

Looks delicious. New Dallas is very well made. I like it a lot. Jesse is handsome, but Josh is still my favorite.

Man, can anyone look any hotter? Woof!!

Fur is good

Beard is too thick, makes him look like a bum.

He looks gorgeous.

Don't like the beard, sorry.

You call those tits?

Does he have a big hairy ass?

Nice photo. But in real life, Metcalfe has hideous tattoos.

Over trimmed. He needs to let it grow all the way.

I thought he had beast implants too, but I saw a pickyure of him all scrawnty and he had a weirdo like chest before he was all buffy.

I love the fullness of his beard. I think most men look better with facial hair. Also love the fullness of his eyebrows. They look much better than waxed or plucked eyebrows.

I bet he sports a wonderfully aromatic, thick bush. Is he hung? Any VPL shots ANYWHERE?

In OP's pic he looks like a 70s leather man

He was a skinny kid on "Passions" when he got the implants around 1999 or 2000. It took him several years to build up the shoulders and arms to match the inflated pecs.

[italic]Read this elsewhere:[/italic] "its REALLY pathetic that I know this but... he's had a nose job, he's had jaw implants to make his bone structure more defined, pec implants and dental surgery to close his gaps."

I can definitely see the jaw implants. Oh how I wish I had the money to turn myself into the ideal specimen of masculine beauty.

The ugly ink takes away from the beauty.

His titty implants look weird because they don't have any cleavage/separation -- they look like a loaf of bread bolted to his chest.

Josh is so fucking sexy

Looks like Judith Light is back this year in a bigger role.

And Sue Ellen is drinking again.

I wanted to start a thread but my mommy says she won't give me $18 to start a thread so I could talk to a bunch of perverts.

So will someone start a thread here on "Hello Kitty."

How nice for Judith.

R23 who is that dippy-looking blonde standing next to him?

R29. Don't know. Sort of looks like Paris Hilton a bit but not quite.

She's his beard of the month.

R25 agree

I love drunk Sue Ellen!

Deciding who's hotter between Jesse and Josh is like deciding whether you'd rather eat or breathe on a daily basis.

Can't he affort to have the implants fixes?

I thought Linda Gray said years ago that she didn't want to play drunk Sue Ellen anymore.

R36 What else is there to play with Sue Ellen.

I understand Linda's reasons but as previously stated what else is there do with Sue Ellen really? Sue Ellen + booze = great television!

Jesse Metcalfe has AIDS.

Certainly not giant, and not hairy enough.

No