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Jonathan Groff's child-face

I'm sorry, I have nothing against him, but the child-face on a man's body disturbs me.

by Anonymousreply 4504/14/2019

He looks like a Muppet.

by Anonymousreply 101/18/2014

He doesn't look like a child. Youthful but handsome

by Anonymousreply 201/18/2014

I think he's starting to look old for his age. Still good. But aging quickly.

by Anonymousreply 301/18/2014

His heart was broken.

by Anonymousreply 401/18/2014

It's not the child-face that is off-putting, so much as the child-penis he sports as well. Itsy bitsy.

by Anonymousreply 501/18/2014

Wow. Another sweet, talented out gay man that has to be ground to dust.

by Anonymousreply 601/18/2014

I think he's handsome. Not a child fave, but he's, what, 29? He definitely looks more like 24ish. Youthful,not childish.

Since none of us have seen his cock in action, we don't know how much growth it attains in erection.

by Anonymousreply 701/18/2014

judging non erect penises is so frauish

by Anonymousreply 801/18/2014

bite your tongue...he's perfect...small dinky or not

by Anonymousreply 901/18/2014

Has anyone ever hit on him (in a bar, at a party, etc)? What was he like to approach?

Or is he the type who only spends time with those in his industry?

by Anonymousreply 1001/27/2014

Here are the screencaps from Groff's nude scene in that movie (I forget the title).

He does indeed hava a teeny tiny penis.

by Anonymousreply 1101/27/2014

[quote]He does indeed hava a teeny tiny penis.

You must have a small one and calling that small makes you feel better about yourself R11. If you see the actual scene, he is completely soft and walking and it is flopping up and down. That's why the screen cap of him sticking out is actually moving and not erect standing out.

by Anonymousreply 1201/28/2014

OP, has a child's mind.

I have nothing against children, generally, but these kind of assertions about someone's looks as if they are fact are ridiculous and, well, childish.

by Anonymousreply 1301/28/2014

I find him to not only have a youthful face but to also come off as childlike and a bit simple/innocent in his interviews.

Even though he is extremely good-looking in real life and very sweet-natured (I met him last year), to be honest as a gay actor, I would not want to date him. He and Lea Michelle are way little too clingy in the press, and even in real life; too much so for a man in his late 20's. As an adult I would expect more mature, sophisticated behavior from him by now, publicly and privately.

Also having a sweet-temperament doesn't mean he is approachable from a dating/sleeping with standpoint from the little bit I was able to witness. I did not try to hit on him myself, only watched a few others making the attempt.

by Anonymousreply 1401/30/2014

no op. It is just your own self hatred that causes you to attack an out gay men. You find him disturbing because you find yourself disturbing.

by Anonymousreply 1501/30/2014

I like his face, his penis, and his acting.

by Anonymousreply 1601/30/2014

I hear ya, r14. The both of them rather creep me out together.

by Anonymousreply 1701/30/2014

He does look like he's approx. 14 years old, and his penis is small. These are facts. I have the distinct feeling that those protesting this are his Glee fangurls.

by Anonymousreply 1801/30/2014

Is he really truly that nice in private, or is he just very good at acting like it? I've honestly never heard a bad thing about him

by Anonymousreply 1902/02/2014

He is truly that nice.

by Anonymousreply 2002/03/2014

In OP's photo, if you look really fast, the guy's knee across Jonathan's lap makes it look like Jonathan is sporting some serious wood.

by Anonymousreply 2102/03/2014

Being exceptionally nice can be a more than attractive attribute. Maybe niceness trumps all for some, as on his looks and acting, I'm not sure why so many people on here get all swoony over the otherwise bland Groff.

by Anonymousreply 2202/03/2014

I like his looks a lot. He's not the 'gay type' though. He doesn't have the over worked-out body, the tightly cropped dark hair, a week's worth of beard that most gays seem to like.

He's more of the sort girls go nuts about.

by Anonymousreply 2302/03/2014

He is an exceptionally handsome man in person. The photos of him sometimes do not do him justice.

As for his personality, I love his more relaxed, less over-the-top style. He is a great representation of the majority of gay men in America, more so than say Andy Cohen. As a gay man, I find his demeanor to be more inline with how my friends and I interact: calm, soft spoken, unfailingly polite to everyone. He really is a great role model.

by Anonymousreply 2402/05/2014

I've wondered if people have ever brought up Lea's utter bitchery to him. I'm sure she's acted out in front of him countless times. I could easily see him making excuses for her.

I know she's been quoted as saying she never had a best fried before him, so perhaps there's some kind of issue there for which she gets a pass in his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 2502/05/2014

His youthful looks have worked for him. Poor Gavin Creel has to go to England to play 19 year olds.

by Anonymousreply 2602/05/2014

His looks may still work for him, but I wonder why he has moved back to NY. Is it because he cannot get any parts in Hollywood? Or did he move back for another reason?

by Anonymousreply 2702/10/2014

He's moved back to NY so he can tip off the paps when Quinto's out in public with his whore.

by Anonymousreply 2802/10/2014

I find him irresistibly kind looking.

by Anonymousreply 2902/10/2014

Unlikely. I have heard Quinto and Groff avoid each other. Beside Miles and Quinto are pathetic enough that they would tip off their own paps for a few more seconds of fame.

Also heard Groff moved back to NY because he was unable to get any parts in LA, no one was interested in him.

by Anonymousreply 3002/10/2014

r25, how very fucking dare you? Those two are the cuddliest cuddlers ever.

by Anonymousreply 3102/10/2014

I thought Quinto and Groff "continued to be friends."

by Anonymousreply 3202/10/2014

His success has been in more indie stuff and TV stuff shot on location (Looking in SF, that Kelsey Grammer show in the South). It's not surprising that he doesn't feel the need to live in LA.

by Anonymousreply 3302/10/2014

I like that his face is maturing and not as sweet looking. When his smile appears now, it makes his face more devastatingly handsome than in his younger days. Maturity sits well on him.

by Anonymousreply 3402/11/2014

It helps that he is a nice guy in person too. A wonderful personality can make a man appear even more good looking (although he does not need a lot of help there).

by Anonymousreply 3502/15/2014

Saw him at The Allen Room last night. He did a song from Glee that was supposed to be a duet with Lea, but she didn't show up. So he pulled a teen girl from the audience, plopped a wig on her and put a sign around her neck that said "Lea." Was better than the real thing as far as I'm concerned.

by Anonymousreply 3602/16/2014

[quote]Saw him at The Allen Room last night.

Anything else to report from the evening, R36?

by Anonymousreply 3702/16/2014

It was an awesome show. His voice is beautiful, and I enjoyed his commentary in between.

I strongly disagreed with the the NYT review of his show. It was sweet and romantic, funny/silly at times, and sad during some of the ballads. A great performance.

Afterwards, we had the chance to meet him and he was so much better looking in person, and very kind.

by Anonymousreply 3802/16/2014

The NY Times review of Groff's show was written by Stephen Holden, one of the worst critics ever to be employed by that newspaper. Time and again he has embarrassed himself by displaying his lack of taste in his reviews, and this one is no exception.

by Anonymousreply 3902/16/2014

"Time and again he has embarrassed himself by displaying his lack of taste in his reviews"

Do you remember any other specific examples (beyond this Groff review)?

by Anonymousreply 4002/16/2014

Agree R39, the reporter is a hack.

by Anonymousreply 4102/16/2014

Really like him. As for Hollywood parts - he has Frozen and HBO show, right? Not so bad.

by Anonymousreply 4212/10/2014

He has a weird tiny cock.

by Anonymousreply 4312/10/2014

Love this guy. He is terrific on Looking. If it's true that he can't make it on Hollywood, it's only because he is openly gay and proud of it. Though I doubt he has problems in his career. He is doing good for himself in terms of career.

by Anonymousreply 4412/10/2014

Jonathan Groff does NOT get me HARD.

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