Zosia deserves our contempt more than Lena. Lena has some talent and charm; Zosia is an ugly, annoying, hatchet face who would be a bitchy receptionist if her father were not David Mamet. Plus, she has the most ridiculous breast implants.
Her (half?) sister on "The Neighbors" is just as bad, if not worse.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 13, 2014 12:07 AM |
I was just thinking the same thing.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 13, 2014 12:32 AM |
OMG -- is THAT how this fugly girl got work? She can't act and is hideous to look at.
In this case, nepotism had a very bad result.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 13, 2014 12:34 AM |
Mamet has some toxic sperm
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 13, 2014 12:36 AM |
Her mom is also Lindsey Crouse.
She is rather fug.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 13, 2014 12:42 AM |
I saw some story yesterday on The 10 TV Characters We Most Want To See Killed Off. The character Marnie (Brian Williams' daughter) was one of them
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 13, 2014 12:43 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 13, 2014 1:04 AM |
Zosia has a hard, ugly face but I can think of no surgical procedure or enhancement that could help her or make her prettier.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 13, 2014 6:20 PM |
Well cast as a lesbian on "Mad Men," however.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 13, 2014 6:28 PM |
She bears a disquieting resemblance to Sarah Silverman.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 13, 2014 6:32 PM |
No, Sarah is pretty and looks great to be in her early 40s.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 13, 2014 6:52 PM |
So talentless she is painful to watch. It seems to be very hard for her not to look directly into the camera in her scenes in "Girls." Seems generally bewildered to find herself on a TV set.
Why are the male actors on that show (Adam Driver, Alex Karpovsky, former cast member Christopher Abbott) so much better than the women?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 13, 2014 7:05 PM |
Am I the only one who finds Adam Driver aggressively ugly as well? Sure, he has a fucking banging body, but that face is just, wow. Alex Karpovsky is quite homely as well, but I think that's also fitting with his character. Both of them are excellent actors.
Marnie, Elijah and the departed Chris Abbott are really the only good-looking people on the show. What an awkward way to have to explain Abbott's departure from the show, especially since last season ended with him and Marnie finally getting back together. Awkward.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 13, 2014 7:15 PM |
Dun (Manatee Cow) Ham most certainly does NOT have charm.
Unless she's wearing it on a bracelet wrapped around one of her flippers.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 13, 2014 7:20 PM |
Lena is overrated and sometimes obnoxious, but she and her character have some charming moments. But that Mamet girl is repulsive.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 13, 2014 7:32 PM |
Kill it with fire.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 13, 2014 7:42 PM |
Zosia got raves in the Times in a play she was in I believe last summer which surprised me as she is soooooooo dreadful on Girls. She also was on Chelsea Handler last week and was not bad looking and was also very funny.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 13, 2014 7:48 PM |
[quote]Am I the only one who finds Adam Driver aggressively ugly as well? Sure, he has a fucking banging body, but that face is just, wow.
I find him both profoundly ugly and smolderingly hot at once.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 13, 2014 7:55 PM |
She tried to raise money through Kickstarter for a vanity project - a music video for some hipster folk act consisting of her and her sister. Didn't go so well.
I can't stand any of the assholes on that show. Adam Driver can act, but not so well that I'm not distracted by that hideous face. The rest are ugly AND talent-free.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 15, 2014 6:08 AM |
That ugly trust fund brat is asking strangers to fund her hobby. Doesn't she get paid for Girls?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 15, 2014 7:52 AM |
What R10 said. She was good on Mad Men.
But I am sick of these Hollywood offspring getting work simply because of who they are, especially when they're really average performers with no special talent or looks.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 15, 2014 5:12 PM |
I do believe that Zosia is the most hideous name I've ever heard.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 15, 2014 5:20 PM |
Don't speak! If you speak, they will know you are simple! If they know you are simple, they will drown you in river!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 15, 2014 5:24 PM |
I think we can safely say everyone on Girls is typecast.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 16, 2014 2:15 PM |
I continue to be baffled by people who think David Mamet is so important and powerful in the entertainment industry that he can get his daughter hired at his whim.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 16, 2014 2:28 PM |
Have you seen/heard Zosia Mamet? Nepotism is the only thing that explains Hatchet Face's success.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 16, 2014 2:45 PM |
Zosia Mamet isn't the problem. The problem is Shoshanna, the worst character on television.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 16, 2014 2:52 PM |
Her boyfriend is hottie Evan Jonigkeit. Having seen his nude body in the terrible play, "High", she is one lucky girl
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 16, 2014 4:41 PM |
How do you even pronounce Zosia? Like the Long Island Medium trying to pronounce "closure"?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 17, 2014 1:08 PM |
x
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 14, 2015 8:11 PM |
She's a lovely jew.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 14, 2015 8:16 PM |
"How do you even pronounce Zosia?"
Zah-sha
I've worked with both her parents.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 14, 2015 8:18 PM |
Who was her date at the Golden Globes? They were probably the ugliest couple on the red carpet. They both have faces like cave people.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 14, 2015 8:21 PM |
[quote] Zosia has a hard, ugly face but I can think of no surgical procedure or enhancement that could help her or make her prettier.
Start by thinning the eyebrows.
Then do something for the terrible misalignment of the jaw.
Consider caps for the teeth.
Nose job to give it some shape. Now it looks like dough.
Lots of makeup and a better hair colorist.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 14, 2015 8:35 PM |
She's prettier than the Willis girls.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 14, 2015 8:41 PM |
You people are all crazy. Not only was she great on Mad Men, but she's perfect on Girls too.
Girls gets more hate on this site than any other show and it is completely undeserving. It is often brilliantly written and marvelously acted. It offers stimulating and intriguing insights into a generation and can be both hilarious and heart-breaking. I feel bad for anyone who doesn't love it.
Zosia was very good in her play at the Lortel. She's a good actress and this bullshit about her not being pretty has to stop.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 14, 2015 8:43 PM |
She looks like Jessica Seinfeld.
BTW, the Seinfeld daughter is growing up to be a very pretty girl. She seems to have grabbed the best of both parents, thank God.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 14, 2015 8:46 PM |
r38 = David Mamet
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 14, 2015 8:47 PM |
There's a best of Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 14, 2015 8:49 PM |
Is everyone on the show the daughter of someone famous?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 14, 2015 8:50 PM |
[quote]They both have faces like cave people.
And you're experts on cave faces down in the Balkans, aren't you? Probably sporting one yourself.
Anyway, I love Zosia's role on Girls but I also really hate nepotism. So I'm still undecided on her.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 14, 2015 8:53 PM |
R35 She looks like Melissa Rivers in that photo (and that's not a compliment)
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 14, 2015 8:58 PM |
This thread is too Jewish for my taste.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 14, 2015 9:02 PM |
This thread is too Asshole for my taste.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 14, 2015 9:03 PM |
She shoo is uglee!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 14, 2015 9:22 PM |
She could be the missing link. She is very primate-looking.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 14, 2015 9:23 PM |
She's an appalling actor in a terrible part. Shoshanna is a contrived character, meant to fill Lena's schematic of four girls of the same age in NY. She's the entitled, urban Jewish bitch, who, finally out of school and presumably no longer able to count on her divorced hate filled parents has to survive on the mean streets -- and can't.
I never feel there is anything authentic in the way her scenes are written and thus they are impossible to act. Her sister or half sister on Neighbors, also REALLY ugly (unibrow), was ironically in the same predicament.
Someone with tremendous skill, charisma or at least attractiveness to fall back on, wouldn't seem as off-putting as those two but also their scenes would still be unconvincing.
Shoshanna's arrogance and entitlement in the job interview scenes are nauseating but also unbelievable if she really needs a job. The mean way she dropped the guy who deflowered her -- presumably keeping his eyes tightly shut -- and then began stalking him is also nauseating but hard to believe. He's not good looking and is somewhat older but certainly has her beat on the sexual appeal scale.
I think she and Allison are the worst actors on the show though Allison really is pretty, and her clueless blandness (which may or may not be deliberate) fits a more plausible character. Jemima Kirke is rather like Lena herself, IMO, really off-putting, but such a car wreck it's hard to look away. I doubt she has much range or skill, but she can do what the part requires (and a lot of that is being obnoxious).
I think the guys are better. The only good looking regular is Andrew Rannells who makes the most of his scenes, but I agree with those above who think Adam is sexy in a "turn away but remember the dick" way.
I get a kick out of Lena who knows her limits and writes (makes the guest writers write) to her strengths. She can also summon up some pathos, surprisingly; the others cannot.
I don't find it surprising that Zosia is intelligent, well educated and may have writing talent, but the glory of being a writer is that one can remain unseen.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 14, 2015 9:23 PM |
If she were a boy she would actually make a cute, a bit nerdy-looking Jewish boy. But as a female she really is rather unattractive. She looks like mix of Carrie Fisher, Melissa Rivers and Sofia Coppola.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 14, 2015 9:34 PM |
R38 (Mr David Mamet or Ms. Lyndsey Crouse- Mamet)
I don't mind Zosia either and I am sadly, a HUGE Girls fan.
I read the threads here and I am always surprised by the level of hatred for this show.
I find it to be the quickest 30 minutes of television. Funny, charming, and pretty incisive.
Hell, even the reviews this year aren't that great, and I still find it excellent.
I think the sleeper actress/character of the show is the chick who plays Jessa. Yes another spoiled rich girl (daughter of some drummer) But I quite like her. She is a talented artist too. And I get the feeling she is a pretty cool chick in real life.
Zosia's character is the weakest in terms of writing, but I find her quite funny.
The weak link is Brian William's daughter, but Marnie is so fucking unlikeable and such a one dimensional bitch. I guess she does alright.
LOVE Elijah, but he is by far the most unrealistic, sitcommy character. Reminds me of Jack on W&G. But hell if he doesn't get some great lines.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 14, 2015 9:37 PM |
Just terrible even as a one-dimensional sitcom character. Every line is delivered exactly the same.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 15, 2015 3:55 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 19, 2015 11:43 PM |
Shosh is entitled, but she's too much of a ding-dong to be truly mean. She's an effective character precisely [italic]because[/italic] she gets on your last nerve.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 20, 2015 12:27 AM |
I can't believe there are still people on this site who are surprised by the fact that 99% of people in Hollywood got where they are because of their connections. How many actors are truly "great" anymore? Very few. They're all there on the strength of who they know or were sired by.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 20, 2015 12:44 AM |
When is Girls coming back? I can't even remember what happened other than the ass eating.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 20, 2015 12:49 AM |
Peter Scolari's character (Hannah's father) came out as gay, R56.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 20, 2015 4:20 AM |
She's always looked too much like her mother for me to consider her atractive
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 20, 2015 4:41 AM |
I've always had a tough time believing that Shosh would have anything to do with the other 3. She might regard them as interesting people to show off to her usual crew, but never bought that she was one of their good buddies.
I think the show purposely makes Mamet look bad, with the weird Princess Leia hairstyles, and that also doesn't fit her character.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 20, 2015 5:08 AM |
My god, you people are awful and pathetic. She does a fine job and is no more or less hideous than most of young Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 20, 2015 5:39 AM |
Hit 'ignore" R60 and you'll see that "you people" are two posters who have it in for Ms. Mamet
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 20, 2015 5:43 AM |
Let's face it, if her last name were Jones she'd be selling you your christmas presents. Same for that appalling Williams girl. Girls is nothing if not a testament to the power of nepotism in Hollywood. Dunham had some hide whining that these talentless bitches are struggling to get work outside of her series.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 20, 2015 6:14 AM |
Indeed it's funny R55. A lot of actors and actresses do not have much talent at all, and this includes Zosia, Lena, and Evan Jonigkeit is an OK actor but he's better in plays than on TV or in movies. He's not Broadway material, and does better at small parts in plays.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 20, 2015 6:18 PM |
In May 2013, Zosia, and her sister, Clara, listed a project on the crowdfunding site, KickStarter, requesting $32,000 for a video of their song "Bleak Love". The Mamets were heavily criticised for this with articles highlighting the expense of the project, the gifts offered in return for money pledged (45 minute Skype call for $2,000 and a download of their album for $25) and the idea that the money would allow the sisters to spend more time together. After two of the eleven days allowed for money to be raised had passed, the project only reached 6% funding. After the 11 allocated days, less than $3,000 was raised.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 20, 2015 6:20 PM |
Are there any nudes of her BF Evan?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 27, 2015 9:02 PM |
[Quote]No, Sarah is pretty and looks great to be in her early 40s.
LOL!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 27, 2015 9:15 PM |
My eyes!!!! What is seen cannot be unseen!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 27, 2015 9:16 PM |
Is her BF Evan Jonigkeit really gay or bi and using her to pretend he's hetero/straight?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 28, 2015 4:31 PM |
Yes R68 it is super obvious.
Evan Jonigkeit and someone-not necessarily BS-involved in the making of the X-Men films, he's an okay stage actor but not that talented and his beard, er "wife" ZM and her dad are not so powerful they could automatically get him a role of a character in a Marvel action film, in TV shows they produce are involved in yes but not in a major film.
This queen pings to the end of the universe, if you can't see that your gaydar/bidar is broken.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 3, 2021 11:32 PM |
Lindsay Crouse is very photogenic AND a hell of an actress.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 3, 2021 11:41 PM |