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Ted Colunga

Simply delicious. Does anyone know anything about him?

I've heard that he escorts... Do you have any experiences to share?

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by Anonymousreply 128April 15, 2019 6:02 PM

If he escorts it's probably in Eastern Europe, where he's from, or the UK, where he gets a lot of work.

by Anonymousreply 1December 16, 2013 2:38 PM

VERY nice, and that includes the feets.

by Anonymousreply 2December 16, 2013 2:43 PM

This guy is kind of "so ten years ago". He made films under the names Norbert Somlay, Fred Fele and Giovanni Floretto. He seems to have moved away from porn and escorting in recent years. He had profiles on Gayromeo and was available through GayTailoredTours but not any more. He came to New York about five years ago and advertised on Rentboy. The word on him was not good - evidently not very versatile or interactive. Mostly into body worship and straight trade stuff.

He is active on the bodybuilding circuit under he real name (which I will not share here) and that is his main public activity now. He had a Facebook profile under his real name which showed him with his girlfriend in Budapest. He closed that account. BTW: he identifies as straight though he has done dozens of gay porn films and more often was the bottom.

by Anonymousreply 3December 16, 2013 3:14 PM

Fug-oh. Put his clothes back on.

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by Anonymousreply 4December 16, 2013 3:17 PM

R3 as far as I know, he still has a Facebook profile, and is still offering his services through GayRomeo.

I am a member and, for a time, there was someone (or a group of people who all wrote in the same style, and kept making the same mistakes in English, LOL), targeting all Hungarian escorts/porn actors, and they were particularly harsh on Ted.

I have read comments mentioning that he is very much a homophobe and a thug but, then again, that could have been a "group of people" (LOL) spreading rumors against him. Anyway, he is fucking hot...

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by Anonymousreply 5December 16, 2013 3:53 PM

I thought he was dating another Hungarian named Manu Maltes.

by Anonymousreply 6December 16, 2013 3:58 PM

Manu Maltes was, as far as I know, Spanish, and was dating a former soldier (also Spanish), Edu Boxer.

They had an open relationship and I seem to remember that they were both bisexual. Anyway, they retired ages ago.

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by Anonymousreply 7December 16, 2013 4:06 PM

R7: my mistake, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 8December 16, 2013 4:11 PM

Somebody rang?

by Anonymousreply 9December 16, 2013 4:12 PM

I love how he has that massive dong, but always used to bottom.

His scene with the disappeared Pavel Novotny (by the way, what happened to him?) is insanely hot.

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by Anonymousreply 10December 16, 2013 4:26 PM

He used to be very, very hot (I must have jerked off to his pics hundreds of times) but he's been looking a little rough in the last couple of years. He gained a lot of weight and his face looks like he's on drugs.

Oh well, at least we'll always have old pictures of him.

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by Anonymousreply 11December 16, 2013 5:27 PM

he was always a good fucker, he also bottomed nicely when he was a shaved twin in his early films, always loved his rough look.

by Anonymousreply 12December 16, 2013 5:34 PM

R11, I think that the bloat comes from the steroids.

He used to have an amazingly beautiful body, but around 2005 he got massive, seemingly overnight.

He still is a stud, in my opinion.

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by Anonymousreply 13December 16, 2013 5:40 PM

Grr, all man

by Anonymousreply 14December 16, 2013 5:51 PM

All man, baby.

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by Anonymousreply 15December 16, 2013 5:54 PM

bad link

by Anonymousreply 16December 16, 2013 6:09 PM

Here you go, R16. :-) Sorry about that.

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by Anonymousreply 17December 16, 2013 6:31 PM

He used to be very handsome.

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by Anonymousreply 18December 16, 2013 6:33 PM

R3, so he is basically another gay-4-payer... What a disappointment.

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by Anonymousreply 19December 16, 2013 7:26 PM

all the central euro guys are totally bi, it just seems different over there.

by Anonymousreply 20December 16, 2013 8:50 PM

Omg he looks hideous when bald

by Anonymousreply 21December 16, 2013 8:59 PM

I'm sorry, but this guy is so fucking ugly, y'all're creating some kind of parody that you're going to put in some low-budget gay movie, right? 'Cause NO ONE who can see would jerk off to his picture. Not even once.

by Anonymousreply 22December 16, 2013 9:31 PM

Yeah, he is kinda rough looking, isn't he? He is really beefy, but the face is a bit unfortunate and he has the air of a Russian mobster.

The cock is awesome, though.

by Anonymousreply 23December 16, 2013 10:12 PM

So many posts and so little information? Come on! Some of you must have met him or hired him at one point or another!

by Anonymousreply 24December 16, 2013 11:36 PM

No one's yet posted a picture of him from when he was truly handsome, before he lost his hair and got too bloated.

Here.

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by Anonymousreply 25December 16, 2013 11:41 PM

"Truly handsome."

Ha-fucking-ha.

by Anonymousreply 26December 16, 2013 11:42 PM

Here's another one where he's young and built but not bloated. Plus you get to see his massive cock.

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by Anonymousreply 27December 16, 2013 11:42 PM

A gorgeous guy when young. NSFW.

by Anonymousreply 28December 16, 2013 11:43 PM

Very handsome man indeed. R22 is probably one of our resident pedophiles.

by Anonymousreply 29December 16, 2013 11:43 PM

Oops, forgot to include the NSFW photo.

r26, if you don't think he's handsome in this photo, I'll just think you have terrible standards.

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by Anonymousreply 30December 16, 2013 11:45 PM

He looks like he has a little glass cover over his (dick)head.

Oh, and your opinion matters not one iota to me, R30.

by Anonymousreply 31December 16, 2013 11:47 PM

I actually find him hotter with the shaved head

by Anonymousreply 32December 17, 2013 12:42 AM

[quote]Oh, and your opinion matters not one iota to me, [R30].

Clearly it does or you would not have mentioned it.

by Anonymousreply 33December 17, 2013 12:47 AM

I actually find R32 has no taste.

by Anonymousreply 34December 17, 2013 12:47 AM

Hot:

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by Anonymousreply 35December 17, 2013 12:48 AM

Much hotter when younger:

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by Anonymousreply 36December 17, 2013 12:50 AM

Upstanding

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by Anonymousreply 37December 17, 2013 12:51 AM

Finally, a decent picture, R35.

by Anonymousreply 38December 17, 2013 12:52 AM

Coy

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by Anonymousreply 39December 17, 2013 12:53 AM

He got a little older, and stopped shaving

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by Anonymousreply 40December 17, 2013 12:55 AM

And he's ugly when he's old and doesn't shave. It's hard to believe this thread even exists, or than anyone paid to have this guy take his clothes off.

But when he was younger, he wasn't bad. I can't tell: is he circumcised?

by Anonymousreply 41December 17, 2013 12:58 AM

I can't tell: is R41 retarded?

by Anonymousreply 42December 17, 2013 1:07 AM

R41, there are people paying hundred of euros to spend an hour with him. I think that his body is insanely hot, and he has a rugged, rough-edged macho look that makes him quite sexy. Even when he was young, his strong features made him stand out.

He is uncircumcised, but the cock head is so big that the foreskin disappears when he's retracted. I'm also kinda disappointed that people are discussing his looks, but no one is saying anything else about him. I want some gossip!

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by Anonymousreply 43December 17, 2013 1:11 AM

He looks like a furbee

by Anonymousreply 44December 17, 2013 1:17 AM

I like it when Ted slides his foreskin forward over his dickhead. Come on, Ted. Show us your cock in all of its uncut glory.

by Anonymousreply 45December 17, 2013 1:26 AM

R45. Here's Ted hard and showing off his foreskin.

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by Anonymousreply 46December 17, 2013 1:51 AM

R45. Ted's cock, up close and personal.

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by Anonymousreply 47December 17, 2013 1:53 AM

My type to a tee, loved him in porn. I hope that he is leading a happy life in Hungary somewhere

by Anonymousreply 48December 17, 2013 2:00 AM

He's incredibly boring in porn, like most "gay for pay" performers.

by Anonymousreply 49December 17, 2013 2:05 AM

R46/R47. Ted's got a beauty.

by Anonymousreply 50December 17, 2013 2:06 AM

I like how he keeps his ugly foreskin retracted nicely, it gives the illusion he has a clean, fresh, circumcised penis.

by Anonymousreply 51December 17, 2013 2:12 AM

The fucked and got fucked like the best of them, what is your personal preference out of curiosity?

by Anonymousreply 52December 17, 2013 2:26 AM

R48, he is escorting in Hungary, and travels to Germany and the UK quite frequently. I have seen a few of his bodybuilding pictures, and have found his Facebook profile - he appears to be straight indeed, even if he labels himself as bisexual in his escort profile.

In his recent pictures he looks like he has aged A LOT, even though he still exudes an incredible sexual magnetism. His girlfriend looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet, to be honest. Also, both of them look like they are related to Tan Mom - the overcooked steak look is not flattering to anyone.

Does anyone know anything else about him? Any experiences with him as an escort? I wanna hear them!

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by Anonymousreply 53December 17, 2013 2:28 AM

I would suck him until his skull collapsed.

by Anonymousreply 54December 17, 2013 2:30 AM

I'd fuck him

by Anonymousreply 55December 17, 2013 1:23 PM

"...he appears to be straight indeed, even if he labels himself as bisexual in his escort profile."

Oh for heaven's sake...

by Anonymousreply 56December 17, 2013 1:54 PM

The pictures where he's young and shaved are like disappearing ink to my brain.

by Anonymousreply 57December 17, 2013 4:05 PM

He really has a whopper of a big thick dick. I'd be holding an ice pack to my jaw afterward!

by Anonymousreply 58December 17, 2013 4:50 PM

R53 Doublefug

by Anonymousreply 59December 17, 2013 5:12 PM

Double FUN!

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by Anonymousreply 60December 17, 2013 6:49 PM

I hate how these threads always degenerate into a "he is hot" and "he is not" discussion.

Does anyone have anything to say about him? Has anyone hired him or met him/interacted with him in any way?

Seeing photos and hearing people's opinions is OK, but it gets boring after 60 responses about nothing.

by Anonymousreply 61December 17, 2013 8:15 PM

I feel ya R61 but I do find the "he's hot/not" discussion sort of interesting. I'm amazed by some of the geezers who no longer find Colunga attractive simply because he has aged. For a 40 year old guy I think he's hot. He's in shape and obviously can still rise for the occasion whether its his legs or his penis! This obsession with youth is just overwhelming to me. Think about how many 40 year olds that do not even compare with this guy.

Maybe it's me. I like being with men and although I will dabble with the 20 year olds every now and then they are definitely not my preference but God bless 'em.

by Anonymousreply 62December 17, 2013 8:29 PM

Maybe people are bashing him R62, because he looks 40 even though he is only 32. Time hasn't been kind on him, and his looks are fading FAST. I can only imagine how he's gonna look when he is actually 40... The word "ancient" comes to mind.

by Anonymousreply 63December 17, 2013 8:34 PM

No way is he 32. I've seen him listed as 36 years old on a few sites now, so he's at least that if not more. My guess is he's closer to 40, which is what he looks anyway.

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by Anonymousreply 64December 17, 2013 8:54 PM

Well, R64, IAFD states that he was born on May 17, 1981 - that would make him 32. That's also the age he puts in his escort profile.

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by Anonymousreply 65December 17, 2013 9:06 PM

r64 's pic made my cunt wet.

by Anonymousreply 66December 17, 2013 9:12 PM

@R64, LOL!!! Let's see on the internet it says that he's gay, then bisexual, gay for pay, etc. too! Psst... they lie! It's all about the fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 67December 17, 2013 9:17 PM

Ted Colunga's Big, Fat Cock

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by Anonymousreply 68December 17, 2013 9:22 PM

R51. Fuck off. No one needs your immature bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 69December 17, 2013 9:39 PM

@R68, can we say photoshop? Yea the guy is big but let's not get ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 70December 17, 2013 9:41 PM

R70 the foreskin pictures are photoshopped?

by Anonymousreply 71December 17, 2013 9:45 PM

@R71, photoshopped, airbrushed, camera angles.

by Anonymousreply 72December 17, 2013 10:05 PM

Here is an interview with Ted Colunga where he discusses various subjects.

It makes it fairly clear that while he doesn't mind sex with men he only does it for the money. Doesn't like kissing, doesn't date actors off the set, etc. However, he does seem to like being anally penetrated since he can maintain a full erection while getting fucked and will ejaculate with an ecstatic expression on his face while taking it.

For the OP there are several reviews for him on www.daddysreviews.com and discussions of him on the forum page. The reviews were positive - one by the same guy several years apart. He said he was moving to the U.S. in 2009 but then relocated back to Hungary. He did make some pornos for Butch Dixon last year (Big Guns, Big Guns 2, etc. as a top)

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by Anonymousreply 73December 17, 2013 10:28 PM

"It makes it fairly clear that while he doesn't mind sex with men he only does it for the money..."

They can be such a HOOT at times!!!

by Anonymousreply 74December 17, 2013 10:33 PM

Hot that he's presenting in a jock.

by Anonymousreply 75December 17, 2013 10:48 PM

I love this guy

by Anonymousreply 76December 17, 2013 10:51 PM

Porn stars are the weirdest most confusing people,they seem to enjoy everything or nothing depending on the day they're asked! And there is no way that guy is 32,if he is then he's a walking cautionary tale about the damage caused by steroid abuse!

by Anonymousreply 77December 17, 2013 11:22 PM

They seem no weirder than other people to me

by Anonymousreply 78December 17, 2013 11:28 PM

The fact that some can't even decide whether or not they enjoy having sex with other men makes them pretty weird.

by Anonymousreply 79December 17, 2013 11:30 PM

They do, they just want to give up their straight privilege. Straight society will still give them more credit than an openly gay porn star, and some confused queens fetishize straight men out of self hatred.

by Anonymousreply 80December 17, 2013 11:34 PM

DONT want to give up their straight privilege

by Anonymousreply 81December 17, 2013 11:36 PM

I've only met three "porn stars" that were anywhere near normal. Al Parker, Richard Locke,and Colby Keller. The rest were batshit insane.

by Anonymousreply 82December 17, 2013 11:40 PM

R82. I believe you, but it just always bewilders me that most porn people are batshit insane.

I know that one thing doesn't have anything to do with other, but many porn people are fairly good looking--and yet they're a total mess.

by Anonymousreply 83December 17, 2013 11:57 PM

Doesn't seem weird to me, I think one thing and then another on a given day, maybe I'm just that type

by Anonymousreply 84December 18, 2013 12:10 AM

Street people fetishize normal fingers

by Anonymousreply 85December 18, 2013 12:11 AM

Most grown ups know their sexual identity. The ones that don't are severely damaged or just slutty bi-trash.

by Anonymousreply 86December 18, 2013 12:11 AM

If he's straight, he is a good actor.

NSFW

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by Anonymousreply 87December 18, 2013 12:17 AM

R86, you sound a bit problematic yourself, honeybunch

by Anonymousreply 88December 18, 2013 12:37 AM

R87, that slutty rick bauer is hot too

by Anonymousreply 89December 18, 2013 1:23 AM

So, R73, this whore only likes having his ass pummeled into oblivion when he gets paid for it, and then wants to keep being "straight" in real life. That's unusual among porn hookers, isn't it?

I used to find him hot, but the interview was completely off putting. By the looks of it, he could be a cast member of Jersey Shore - he is just a tacky fuck up who gets paid for fucking, as opposed to a tacky fuck up who works at Walmart and fucks anything while drunk and high on Friday night.

by Anonymousreply 90December 18, 2013 2:29 AM

r83 Get out in the world. Most secretaries are batshit, most salespeople are batshit, most executives are batshit, most janitors are batshit, most housewives are batshit and on and on.

Why do you think the world is like it is?

by Anonymousreply 91December 18, 2013 3:06 AM

R83 lives in mom's basement, please Don't Disturb

by Anonymousreply 92December 18, 2013 3:10 AM

Rick Bauer reminds me of Channing Tatum

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by Anonymousreply 93December 18, 2013 4:36 AM

Whatever happened to his much hotter friend and sometime costar David Bathory? One of the sexiest men to ever do gay porn.

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by Anonymousreply 94December 18, 2013 4:48 AM

R87. Thanks for posting that video of those hot uncut stud, Rick Bauer and Ted Colunga. They both fucked and got fucked. Ted's foreskin is so suckable--damn, and it doesn't look tight at all sliding easily back and forth. It only might look tight when it slides behind his cockhead because his cockhead is big. But even then, his foreskin looks silky smooth. Fuck I love intact cocks. I could suck on them all night. And yes, I love having my foreskin sucked too.

by Anonymousreply 95December 18, 2013 5:44 AM

I love ted!

by Anonymousreply 96December 18, 2013 1:06 PM

R94, got a naked pic? I don't recognize him with his clothes on (and the slicked back hair isn't really a turn-on for me)

by Anonymousreply 97December 18, 2013 1:41 PM

naked except for a T-shirt

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by Anonymousreply 98December 18, 2013 1:58 PM

Ted is an amazing bottom and on his off days gets banged for free.

by Anonymousreply 99December 18, 2013 2:09 PM

@R90, LOL!!! ...and then you have these nitwits who fall for the "straight" shtick. I know straight men who do like anal penetration but guess what? They buy a dildo or the wifey/girlfriend uses a strap-on. One of my friends DID cross over to the other side because he was curious but discovered that kissing and being fucked by a man just wasn't for him. These self-loathing gay men are just pathetic.

So what this character has a "girlfriend." Many gay men do too.

by Anonymousreply 100December 18, 2013 3:20 PM

What a ridiculous thread! How shallow one can be.

by Anonymousreply 101December 18, 2013 3:30 PM

hhuh?

by Anonymousreply 102December 18, 2013 4:04 PM

Isn't he on Rent-boys? Straight, my ass.

by Anonymousreply 103December 18, 2013 4:10 PM

Here you go r97.

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by Anonymousreply 104December 18, 2013 4:35 PM

And another for r97

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by Anonymousreply 105December 18, 2013 4:38 PM

You a believer now r97?

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by Anonymousreply 106December 18, 2013 4:41 PM

still prefer ted

by Anonymousreply 107December 18, 2013 4:43 PM

How cheap!

by Anonymousreply 108December 18, 2013 5:11 PM

Ted tugging

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by Anonymousreply 109December 19, 2013 12:22 PM

B-O-R-I-N-G thread.

You bitches never have anything interesting to say, beyond gossip about supposedly gay celebrities and glorifying straight men.

So far, the only things we've gotten is that he is old, ugly, bald and you gorgeous models would kick him out of bed in a heartbeat (AS IF!).

So, no one's been with him and no one's met him. OK. Add this thread to the other 100,000,000 that go nowhere because you cunts are too boring and lazy to share anything of interest.

by Anonymousreply 110December 19, 2013 1:59 PM

Bumpety bump with a display of Ted's unique talents, he he...

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by Anonymousreply 111December 20, 2013 12:29 AM

I don't know about the rest of you, but I DEEPLY care whether we have something to interest r110.

by Anonymousreply 112December 20, 2013 12:37 AM

r108, please kindly STFU!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 113December 20, 2013 12:47 AM

Holy Shit! In that last photo he looks like Bela Lugosi.

by Anonymousreply 114December 20, 2013 3:44 AM

He looks hot

by Anonymousreply 115December 20, 2013 3:46 AM

no truly straight guy takes up the ass. she got cookie hole.

by Anonymousreply 116December 20, 2013 3:51 AM

Delicious guy

by Anonymousreply 117December 20, 2013 2:55 PM

That is a seriously thick and meaty penis.

Some guys really are luckier than others in that department!

by Anonymousreply 118December 20, 2013 3:10 PM

I want Ted Colunga in me, quite deeply, and often.

by Anonymousreply 119December 20, 2013 9:49 PM

Me first!

by Anonymousreply 120December 21, 2013 1:19 PM

Whoa, he looks WEATHERED!

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by Anonymousreply 121January 27, 2014 10:02 AM

@121, but it looks like the cock still works! Put a paper bag over his face. Or, do doggy strictly and that way you won't have to look at him...

by Anonymousreply 122January 30, 2014 3:41 PM

I have always thought that Janos Volt is equally hot. However, all these guys look really worn out after ten years or so of working in porn and escorting. It must be HELL for them to end up looking so bad.

Well, at least we have photos proving that, once, they were GORGEOUS.

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by Anonymousreply 123February 4, 2014 3:25 PM

Huge bottom in his private life.

by Anonymousreply 124February 4, 2014 3:26 PM

More like "straight", R124. In his personal FB page, he appears with his girlfriend. Also, he states in his escort profile that he never bottoms anymore.

by Anonymousreply 125February 4, 2014 3:30 PM

Isn't he insanely hot?

So, does anyone have any news?

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by Anonymousreply 126June 10, 2014 11:16 AM

Ugh, I recently found this guy's social media pages, and he seems to be insane. In his YouTube page, he has liked all these creepy videos of war songs in Arabic that seem to have been made for ISIS fanatics, and talk about beheading the "kuffar" and the glory of war... This goes to prove that hotness and insanity are not that far from each other. Also, I wonder how he can makes his job as a whore for men, agree with his notoriously homophobic newfound beliefs, which also condemn prostitution. As I've said, this guy is utterly insane.

by Anonymousreply 127November 23, 2017 11:46 AM

Still looking rather yummy...

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by Anonymousreply 128April 15, 2019 6:02 PM
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