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Abs

I agree they're sexy - I've been into them since I was, oh, a teen (lots of sticky issues of International Male and Undergear).

But what exactly is it about them - cumgutters too - that's so sexy? Is it just a matter of the arrangement of shapes? Or does a great set of abs mean something to our subconscious?

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by Anonymousreply 45August 31, 2018 3:36 AM

Physical/body capital.

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by Anonymousreply 1December 8, 2013 9:18 AM

His abs indicate he's a good thruster.

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by Anonymousreply 2December 8, 2013 9:20 AM

It's an evolutionary cue, showing that the guy's fit to breed.

by Anonymousreply 3December 8, 2013 6:41 PM

Tight, athletically cut abs are a sign of a tight, milk-inducing gut muscles.

by Anonymousreply 4December 8, 2013 6:51 PM

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by Anonymousreply 5December 9, 2013 6:10 AM

It is odd. This seems to be a new phenomenon. If you look at old Playgirls etc. abs don't seem to be a big deal.

by Anonymousreply 6December 9, 2013 6:21 AM

I think I feel the same way about them that straight guys thing about women's breasts. Like I want to do stuff to them.

by Anonymousreply 7December 9, 2013 7:50 AM

I believe they suggest massive amounts of gushing cum.

by Anonymousreply 8December 9, 2013 7:54 AM

Possessing defined abs generally means a guy will have a narrow midsection, which can accentuate your chest and shoulders, thus giving one the aesthetically pleasing "V" taper.

by Anonymousreply 9December 9, 2013 12:23 PM

They're overrated. I'd rather something cushiony to rest my head on while blowing a guy. And no one over 30 maintains them without an eating disorder.

[quote]I believe they suggest massive amounts of gushing cum

You're an idiot. They have nothing to do with that. I come like Peter North and I haven't seen my abdominal muscles in 20 years.

by Anonymousreply 10December 9, 2013 12:59 PM

I find abs creepy and reptilian.

by Anonymousreply 11December 9, 2013 2:46 PM

I find them nothing, they signify that the person is either totally anal-retentive or a lettuce picker for a living.

or is a her ion addict. no thanks

by Anonymousreply 12December 9, 2013 2:58 PM

I find them insectoid.

by Anonymousreply 13December 9, 2013 5:26 PM

I also find guys with them are often misshapen and stringy looking.

by Anonymousreply 14December 10, 2013 3:43 AM

they are hot

by Anonymousreply 15December 10, 2013 3:42 PM

Wow

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by Anonymousreply 16June 21, 2014 4:45 PM

I'm 35, and abs are way too hard to maintain. I'm hoping I can flatten my abdomen so that it isn't flabby. But I like eating.

The abs Nazis can go fuck themselves. "I have an eight-pack, and you should too." Fuck off and die.

by Anonymousreply 17June 21, 2014 5:03 PM

The fatter we get the more valuable a sculpted torso...what is rare increases in value.

When everybody was skinny, plumpness was a symbol of wealth. We've flipped, that's all.

When I see a sculpted torso now, I see a big ego. Not sexy anymore...

by Anonymousreply 18June 21, 2014 5:07 PM

OP: What's appealing about defined abs? The same thing that's appealing about biceps--just a different part of the body.

Abs show muscles, masculinity, dedication to keeping oneself fit and trim. For the post above that said most Playgirl models didn't show abs years ago. That may be true, but that's easily explained in that working out has become more of a phenomenon and way of life than it was 20-30-40 years ago. Maybe not by the masses but by some who create the standard of what's attractive.

If working out were easy--everyone would do it.

by Anonymousreply 19June 21, 2014 5:14 PM

Abs indicate low body fat, which is correlated to physical stamina, strength, and power.

by Anonymousreply 20June 21, 2014 5:16 PM

whew

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by Anonymousreply 21June 28, 2014 1:40 PM

unreal

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by Anonymousreply 22December 12, 2015 1:49 AM

Guys lifting their shirts to look at their abs in the mirror in the gym is lame and unsexy.

by Anonymousreply 23December 12, 2015 1:58 AM

Abs. Lots of 'em.

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by Anonymousreply 24December 12, 2015 2:25 AM

And, here are 8 more. . . .

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by Anonymousreply 25December 12, 2015 2:27 AM

I like a fit, trim man, but don't find sculpted ads attractive in the slightest.

by Anonymousreply 26December 12, 2015 2:44 AM

Whoops! Abs, not ads.

I'd like to see some sculpted ads.

by Anonymousreply 27December 12, 2015 9:39 AM

ripped

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by Anonymousreply 28December 12, 2015 5:20 PM

Brolic

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by Anonymousreply 29March 1, 2017 5:43 PM

Those baggy shorts are a turn-off.

by Anonymousreply 30March 1, 2017 5:47 PM

The most I ever got was a 4 pack and that was when I was a runner.

It's way to hard to maintain

by Anonymousreply 31March 1, 2017 5:58 PM

I hate the ones with the sun-hardened skin

by Anonymousreply 32March 1, 2017 5:58 PM

R30, are you posting from 1970, man?

by Anonymousreply 33March 1, 2017 6:08 PM

Men with beautiful bodies deserve better than to be draped in shapeless sacks.

by Anonymousreply 34March 1, 2017 6:42 PM

This is an 8-pack... damn bro!

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by Anonymousreply 35August 28, 2018 3:38 AM

Yes abs are hot

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by Anonymousreply 36August 28, 2018 3:41 AM

Sure, if you have 2+ hours a day, every day, plus youth and great genetics. Imagine if men actually used that time to improve their minds or at least something useful?

by Anonymousreply 37August 28, 2018 4:12 AM

Just a flat stomach is fine. The six, twelve eighteen pack abs are a turnoff.

by Anonymousreply 38August 28, 2018 10:53 AM

It suggests someone who is dehydrated and prone to kidney stones as a result.

by Anonymousreply 39August 28, 2018 11:32 AM

Does r36 count as a 6-pack, 8-pack or what? How far up do you count? How far down do you count?

by Anonymousreply 40August 30, 2018 8:34 PM

I love pecs, big arms and a nice set of legs, but abs do nothing for me.

Here's Nick Zano proving you can have a flat tummy with just the hint of abs and still be sexy as fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 41August 30, 2018 8:45 PM

The orphans of Darfur have abs.

by Anonymousreply 42August 30, 2018 9:03 PM

R40, that's an 8 pack. Some people only have 4, regardless of how little day they have.

by Anonymousreply 43August 30, 2018 9:13 PM

May not be the best abs, but James DeLuca's are pretty much perfect. As well as the rest of him.

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by Anonymousreply 44August 31, 2018 3:35 AM

Oops, John not James

by Anonymousreply 45August 31, 2018 3:36 AM
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