Abs
I agree they're sexy - I've been into them since I was, oh, a teen (lots of sticky issues of International Male and Undergear).
But what exactly is it about them - cumgutters too - that's so sexy? Is it just a matter of the arrangement of shapes? Or does a great set of abs mean something to our subconscious?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 45 | August 31, 2018 3:36 AM
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His abs indicate he's a good thruster.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 2 | December 8, 2013 9:20 AM
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It's an evolutionary cue, showing that the guy's fit to breed.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 8, 2013 6:41 PM
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Tight, athletically cut abs are a sign of a tight, milk-inducing gut muscles.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 8, 2013 6:51 PM
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It is odd. This seems to be a new phenomenon. If you look at old Playgirls etc. abs don't seem to be a big deal.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 9, 2013 6:21 AM
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I think I feel the same way about them that straight guys thing about women's breasts. Like I want to do stuff to them.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 9, 2013 7:50 AM
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I believe they suggest massive amounts of gushing cum.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 9, 2013 7:54 AM
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Possessing defined abs generally means a guy will have a narrow midsection, which can accentuate your chest and shoulders, thus giving one the aesthetically pleasing "V" taper.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 9, 2013 12:23 PM
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They're overrated. I'd rather something cushiony to rest my head on while blowing a guy. And no one over 30 maintains them without an eating disorder.
[quote]I believe they suggest massive amounts of gushing cum
You're an idiot. They have nothing to do with that. I come like Peter North and I haven't seen my abdominal muscles in 20 years.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 9, 2013 12:59 PM
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I find abs creepy and reptilian.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 9, 2013 2:46 PM
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I find them nothing, they signify that the person is either totally anal-retentive or a lettuce picker for a living.
or is a her ion addict. no thanks
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 9, 2013 2:58 PM
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I also find guys with them are often misshapen and stringy looking.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 10, 2013 3:43 AM
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I'm 35, and abs are way too hard to maintain. I'm hoping I can flatten my abdomen so that it isn't flabby. But I like eating.
The abs Nazis can go fuck themselves. "I have an eight-pack, and you should too." Fuck off and die.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 21, 2014 5:03 PM
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The fatter we get the more valuable a sculpted torso...what is rare increases in value.
When everybody was skinny, plumpness was a symbol of wealth. We've flipped, that's all.
When I see a sculpted torso now, I see a big ego. Not sexy anymore...
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 21, 2014 5:07 PM
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OP: What's appealing about defined abs? The same thing that's appealing about biceps--just a different part of the body.
Abs show muscles, masculinity, dedication to keeping oneself fit and trim. For the post above that said most Playgirl models didn't show abs years ago. That may be true, but that's easily explained in that working out has become more of a phenomenon and way of life than it was 20-30-40 years ago. Maybe not by the masses but by some who create the standard of what's attractive.
If working out were easy--everyone would do it.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 21, 2014 5:14 PM
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Abs indicate low body fat, which is correlated to physical stamina, strength, and power.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 21, 2014 5:16 PM
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Guys lifting their shirts to look at their abs in the mirror in the gym is lame and unsexy.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 12, 2015 1:58 AM
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And, here are 8 more. . . .
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 25 | December 12, 2015 2:27 AM
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I like a fit, trim man, but don't find sculpted ads attractive in the slightest.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 12, 2015 2:44 AM
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Whoops! Abs, not ads.
I'd like to see some sculpted ads.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 12, 2015 9:39 AM
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Those baggy shorts are a turn-off.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 1, 2017 5:47 PM
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The most I ever got was a 4 pack and that was when I was a runner.
It's way to hard to maintain
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 1, 2017 5:58 PM
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I hate the ones with the sun-hardened skin
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 1, 2017 5:58 PM
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R30, are you posting from 1970, man?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 1, 2017 6:08 PM
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Men with beautiful bodies deserve better than to be draped in shapeless sacks.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 1, 2017 6:42 PM
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This is an 8-pack... damn bro!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 35 | August 28, 2018 3:38 AM
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Sure, if you have 2+ hours a day, every day, plus youth and great genetics. Imagine if men actually used that time to improve their minds or at least something useful?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 28, 2018 4:12 AM
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Just a flat stomach is fine. The six, twelve eighteen pack abs are a turnoff.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 28, 2018 10:53 AM
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It suggests someone who is dehydrated and prone to kidney stones as a result.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 28, 2018 11:32 AM
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Does r36 count as a 6-pack, 8-pack or what? How far up do you count? How far down do you count?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 30, 2018 8:34 PM
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I love pecs, big arms and a nice set of legs, but abs do nothing for me.
Here's Nick Zano proving you can have a flat tummy with just the hint of abs and still be sexy as fuck.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | August 30, 2018 8:45 PM
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The orphans of Darfur have abs.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 30, 2018 9:03 PM
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R40, that's an 8 pack. Some people only have 4, regardless of how little day they have.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 30, 2018 9:13 PM
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May not be the best abs, but James DeLuca's are pretty much perfect. As well as the rest of him.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 44 | August 31, 2018 3:35 AM
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