Gemini, I'm just walking away from this crap.

It's frightening how people still believe in astrology in the year 2013.

Geminis aren't shallow when they're really in love and found that one person who keeps them interested and stimulated. They're loyal.

Dear Gemini - Fine. Walk away. ... but when you're back a couple of months later after your fleeting interests due to your attention deficit disorder, don't be surprised when your "lover on hold" has moved on.

Suddenly popping out of nowhere claiming that it is silly how long you've been apart away from each other when the universe and everyone else knows that you two belong together is out of touch with reality and highly disrespectful.

The other signs are tired of your ever changing agendas, instability and general demeanor of being totally ditzy and flaky.

You're easily frightened R1.

I don't know, R3. My partner has a Gemini moon and I adore him. He's a little flighty, yes, but has other aspects that keep him around. Plus, I'm fabulously and endlessly interesting (to him) with all my drama and hijinks.

Gemini, if you're bored, go with it. It will only hurt that person if you stay with him and then cheat on him simply for excitement. Keep walking. There's someone else out there who's a little more exciting.

Gemini, you seem brainy, openminded, attuned to my emotions, intrigued by my way out ideas. You're all over the place though, and you don't seem that loyal. You are with me in my imagination, and maybe you should stay there.

Geminis are highly sexual and will stop at nothing to please, but they might cheat on you too. They're kinky.

Agree with r3. If you flake out and vanish don't think you can reappear weeks later and everything is just fine. The rest of us have moved on.

r8 This also applies to aries and scorpio too. They are guilty of the same, in my experience.

Can somebody send one over to my place? I really don't want to clean the bathroom this afternoon.

Do Geminis steal from others? I've known two who had their honesty questioned in front of me. Weird.

OP is so full of shit, I can smell it from here.

Geminis sometimes have trouble with telling the truth.

OP-living in mom's basement doing astrology charts. A hit at her mah Jong parties.

Shut up R14.

I have two Geminis in my life, both women. One is a good friend, the other is a bitch at work. The one thing they have in common is that they both talk - a lot. I find that annoying even with my Gemini friend - the constant need for chatter. Oh, now that I think about it, my son's best friend is a Gemini and he's another chatterer.

Anyway, my Gemini friend is a lovely person. Kind, generous, wicked sense of humor, super-intelligent. My Gemini work frenemy is a bi-polar bitch. One thing that I see with Geminis is there's a sort of fluidity with what others would consider the truth. They seem to think that once they've said something, it's true, even if it flies in the face of reality. I, an Aries, am sometimes skeptical. I'm polite about it with my good Gemini friend but I don't hesitate to argue with the Gemini bitch at work.

Has anyone had a Pisces for a boss?

Yes, actually, I have, R17. It was just for a few months - I was leaving anyway (not because of her). She took over from my old boss who had died of cancer. She was a good boss but it was a law firm and she was only an associate and I heard they bounced her out after a year or two.

Gemini guys are often thin, sexy, horny and creative. Btw, can someone please start a Libra thread? Thanks in advance.

R3 and R8 have me laughing uproariously, and I thank them. The notion that their old Geminis might come crawling back (they wish!) shows off the terminal dullness that bores us--and everyone else eventually.

I agree with all of these comments about Gemini!

maybe horoscopes are real!

Angelina Jolie

Stevie Nicks

Josephine baker

Anne Heche

Marilyn Monroe

Are Geminis and they are all bat-shit crazy

I don't buy into horoscopes but I have found descriptions/traits of the different signs seem to be fairly accurate for myself and for people I know.

Who are the crazy male Geminis that stand out? I mean the avatars of Gemini-ness

I like to say astrology is complete nonsense, but I am so Gemini it's crazy. Maybe because I'm the global poster child for adult ADD?

Isn't Andy a Gemini?

I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll organize your life until you can't breathe. You'll have to sit in the corner and watch and not say one fucking word. I'll have you out of debt in five years, on a new career path, on the way to owning your own home, and a budding savings account that will start investing in markets after you reach the 2K mark.

I don't want any questions. No input and no complaining. Do you understand? You may not work for me but that doesn't mean I still can't find ways to fire you for your insubordination and incompetence. Understand?

I will also be saving a pile of your failure in a corner so I can occasionally rub your nose in it should you start to forget the hazards of your old ways.

Now come give me a hug. You know I love you.

It's interesting in astrology to pay attention to the symbol for each of the signs. It's instructive.

With Gemini, the twins, I've always found that there really ARE two of them in each one. Their duality is extreme and can be amusing, exciting, dangerous, devastating or revolving episodes of all of the above, depending on the nature of your relationship to them. Or depending on the day. Or the weather. Or the shirt you're wearing. Or...

Geminis are the sign that represents the Spring. They are like busy little bees. They are here, there, and everywhere. The are all over the place, if not psychically mentally.

They are sunny, Adventurous, chatty, usually bad spellers, travelers, happy, and most likely afraid of commitment. They really have to love someone to stay.

Probably the most flexible partner you'll ever meet, mostly because they are not afraid of change.

*Warning* just like a bee that would fall pray to a larger insect (or bird), a Gemini is also likely to fall pray to a captor. They are likely to be victims, along with Cancer, of domestic abuse. Cut their wings and you got them.

They also fall victims of crime (rape, theft, abuse) Their need to expand and experience can lead them to a bad situation. If only some of them would just stay in only place, in a safe place. :(

They're also very creative and a lot of them end up in the entertaining industry.

A Gemini who feels "stuck" will most likely be a bitter bitch. They need mental stimulation in order to survive. If they are bored, watch them self-destruct or become bipolar. Their need to explore and curious nature is both a gift and a burden.

If you sense your Gemini getting tense, send them to walk the dog or buy them an interesting book. It will keep their minds busy and they will thank you for it.

They are also likely to be kinky, like wake you up with a blow job or grab your junk at the Supermarket.

Oh, Cappy, you couldn't hold on to me long enough to fix my life, even with a huge dick and your own private amusement park. You might want to, and God knows you'd have your work cut out, but get real!

R6 nails it for me!!

Geminis are sharp-tongued and can say the most hurtful things when pushed. They are also quick witted, humorous and very sarcastic.

Morrisey (I can't spell it), Boy George, JFK, Morgan Freeman, Shia LeBeouf, Johnny Depp, Mark Wahlberg, Colin Farrell, Liam Neeson, Neil Patrick Harris, Ian McKellan, Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen, Wentworth Miller, Zachary Quinto, Michael J. Fox, Mike Myers, Paul Giamatti - all Geminis.

I agree with the person who said Geminis come back. I've had three come back after a bit of time, wanting to go back to the way things were. No way.

Sometimes the symbols of the signs change. In Kemet, the sign for the Cancer is the dung beetle, sometimes resembling a scarab. It keeps the hard shell symbolism, but it goes deeper, and is a far more interesting symbol.

That said, I think the twin symbol is perfect for Geminis. Sometimes I see it as two metal poles, with crackling electrical enthusiasm moving from one pole to the other, always in flux.

All this belief in astrology empowers me to stay where I am and believe even more strongly in my own belief system.

R24: Here' a list of "The avatars of (male) Gemini-ness:"

Russell Brand

Jim Varney

John Goodman

Bobcat Goldthwait

Dana Carvey

Jerry Stiller

Mike Meyers

Hugh Laurie

Michael J. Fox

Neil Patrick Harris

Drew Carey

Wayne Brady

R35 Mr. Travolta = a nasty little Aquarius

Guys! Dave Franco, Cillian Murphy and Paul Dano are all Gemini!

Here's more crazy Gemini multi-talents:

-Tupac

-Paul McCartney

-Charles Eames

-John C. Reilly

-Lenny Kravitz

-W.B. Yeats

I don't know that much about astrology, but I find that I fit my Gemini traits like a glove. I also was born in the year of the Rat, which in Chinese astrology is very similar to Gemini.

I've frequently found that two Geminis will either butt heads frequently, or will be the best of friends immediately. There seems to be no in between. As far as telling the truth? We may fib a bit, but really just to make the story sound better when we're telling it to a crowd.

Ha! Speaking of Geminis who fall prey to a captor..

Aaron Taylor Johnson falling pray to a ruthless Aries yikes!

They always come crawling back because they find out the grass isn't greener, r20.

By then it's too late.

Sounds like you need to wake up.

Generally an Aries will tell you they're dumping your ass and a Scorp, well, they expect you to KNOW why you've pissed them off. We've had that discussion in the Scorpio thread.

The most two-faced, backstabbing sign in the zodiac...

R37, you are so cute and adorable! Wanna ride in my jet with me? Apparently you fall for anything.

Save your dignity and self respect. Unless you like playing daddy or mommy, no leash is long enough for these duplicitous twins. If those eternally young, terrible twos, come back - tell them to grow up.

R40 Aaron Taylor-Johnson's older director wife is a Pisces Sun. She does have Venus and Saturn in Aries though.

Thanks r17. I have one this year and with all these astrology threads it has me wondering. If DL has taught me anything I guess it is good she is not a Scorpio! As a Cancer, the worst names sign in the zodiac, I cannot help but be a bit offended a dung beetle is our insect. At least I make a good boss, according a website. LOL!

Why do I have to wake up, R41? I've never crawled back to anyone. The grass doesn't have to be greener, it just has to be someone else's.

Sounds like yours had become a bit wilted.

btw nobody is dumping our asses! Please! As if we are going to give you the opportunity...

Scorpio... you often snatch and abuse a lot of our Gemini brothers and sisters. No thanks!

Aries/Virgo... you often lock us in a golden cage. Like seriously, all we ask is for you to trust us and give us our space.

Pisces stop the emotional blackmail. Back off bitch!

Leo, like Scorpio, you can get aggressive (in some cases physical) when you feel you need to set us in "our" place. "Oh I love you honey, but sometimes you push me to do this things to you." Err no I don't dude. All I want is my dignity, and I'm surely not a doormat. .

How do you eventually get a Gemini to be loyal and to stop flitting about? What's the best way to tame the terrible twins who act like they're children?

R48 Where are you getting your facts about Scorpios "often" "snatching and abusing our Gemini brother and sisters."

You have spoken? Ha! Then speak the truth for once, Gemini!!

[quote]Then speak the truth for once, Gemini!!

lol!

[quote]we don't like those swamp trips and we require a lot of mental stimulation but we're fun if you're fun.

Sounds like my dachshund

Scorpions and Geminis have the reps, but I'm dealing with a Cancer now who drives me nuts. We had a one-night stand in the summer. I didn't think anything more about it or about him. A few days ago he appears saying, "I want you back." We were never together!

I said some harsh things. Now his feelings are (supposedly) hurt. He's sulking. Yet I feel like he's playing with me. It's disconcerting because I don't expect this stuff from Cancer.

Meanwhile I'm DEEPLY attracted to him. But I hate him madly. He has a Cancer stellium in my 8th house opposed my sun. His Mars/Saturn is in my 12th. I don't trust him because he's touching all my emotional centers. Other than Uranus and my ascendant, I'm water free. His Uranus (in my first house conjunct my Venus/Neptune conjunction) is opposed MY Mars. My Uranus is conjunct HIS Mars. I feel like he'll be floating in and out my my life at random. The attraction and the sex were electric, best I've had in years!

Don't sleep on those sweet water signs. Trying to navigate all the feelings and misunderstandings and undercurrents is too much for me. Sometimes I feel toyed with, other times I genuinely feel like I'm dealing with an emotional cripple. He's like a child. No self awareness and deeply sensitive. Yet he sees no problem with treating me like shit. Then he acts like he has no idea.

I'm a fool. I still want him sexually. We were so good together. Cancers are bad for me. This is my third. Each has been unrequited or difficult in some way.

Who does go well with a Capricorn? I'm thinking Leo. We can take care of everything and let them walk around being pretty.

R32, beware the Canadian Geminis. Totally wild breed.

We're a Leo and Capricorn couple, R54.

R55, wouldn't being a Canadian negate the wildness? This seems like either a contradiction or another one of the Gemini's many personalities.

R53 you will never be free of that Cancerian.

Surrender to the liquid, subterranean powers of the sexual Cancerian

Yum, I have, many times R59

Punch and delete, r53.

This is R53. You all are freaking me out here saying I'm stuck with him. I know this is just a sexual tie (it's evident in our charts and we never talk about the "real" world). I'm thinking of just doing what R61, Scorpio Sally, said--punching the hell out of him, then deleting swiftly. Block him from my phone, email account and hope to never walk outside and see him standing in front of my door (always a possibility).

I'm through with Cancers. It's too painful and confusing. Opposites are supposed to attract, and in this case, we do, but I'm always left feeling awful when they're gone.

For R54, I dated a Leo. It was a good match, at first. But we were both young at the time and it was shallow. We'd tell each other how hot the other was all day long. My friends hit on him right in front of me because he was so outgoing. Drove me nuts. Nice guy though. Fun and sweet.

The man I dated before my Cancer was a Pisces. Undercover crack/meth addict. Extricated myself after 5 months and a visit from the police!

I'm supposed to date earth and water, yet the man I loved most was a Sag. His sun exactly conjuncts my Venus. We have friends in common. They told me I'm the love of his life. I feel the same about him. Circumstances kept us apart.

Cancerians are very manipulative and they never let go. I was in a relationship with one over 15 years ago, have not talked to him in 7 or 8 years and yet he still leaves messages on my phone and drives by my house. Creepy and embarrassing.

What's your sign, R63? Was he threatening or seductive? Did your synastry "glue" the two of you together? Or are Cancers just nutty? What signs are better fits for you?

It's funny. I'm mostly Air/Fire (only sun in earth and Ascendant/Uranus in water) so it never occurred to me that water signs would be so troublesome to me. I always read that the combination was complimentary. But maybe the overdose of "emotion" or what they FEEL passes for emotion, is too much for me. DRAMA.

I've always assumed I felt deeply for Cancers because of my mother/grandmother, both clingy, manipulative Cancer women. Doesn't help that those planets sit in my 8th house.

R63 here, also OP.

He's not threatening, just stubborn. I have sun and moon conjunct in Gemini. A stellium in Cancer, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Uranus conjunct Cancer ascendant. Mars in Capricorn oppose Venus, Mercury and Jupiter, ascendant.

Any fire in your chart, OP? Between Gemini and the cardinal emphasis, sounds like you may have lots of energy even if you lack the fire element.

Your Cancer stellium is what keeps your ex Cancer lover coming back. In my case, I only have sun in Capricorn opposed his sun/moon/Venus/Mercury stellium. I have no planets in Cancer, so I might be safe. There is, however, our Venus/Pluto square that makes everything feel obsessive. Mars/Uranus makes it passionate but also impossible to maintain.

I'm looking for a Taurus now. I've never dated one. Hard to believe since it's the sign on my descendant. Someone with experience please tell me Taurus is as stable and steadfast as the astro literature says. I don't mind boring or stubborn. I'm late 30s now, so I'm hanging up my dancing shoes and am ready to snuggle and pay the bills.

By the way, I think y'all give Scorpions a hard time. I'm a Scorpio rising, and all I'm looking for is someone sane, sexy, and stable. Yeah, I have a bit of a temper, but I don't start plotting until I'm really pushed. Or until I feel fucked with. I've told my Cancer that. Fair warning.

R66, I've had relationships with a few Tauruses. Great sex. They are good, stable guys for the most part. Can be possessive and materialistic. I also have Scorpio rising plus Mars in Taurus (I'm an Aries) A Taurus could be a good match for you, especially one with some Gemini or Aries in his chart, since you have a lot of fire and air in yours.

I don't think most people will significantly change especially stubborn ones. That said if you find a Scorpio who you like and respect you cannot go wrong. My ex is a Scorpio and the best guy you will ever meet. He's funny, smart, interesting, responsible and very adult about managing his health, money etc.

Thanks R67. That's exactly what I'm looking for. Gemini and Aries sounds great (I have Mars in Gemini and Jupiter in Aries). I like passion without the drama. Some people equate passion with drama, but to me, they're different animals. I'm straight forward, almost too straightforward (Sag/Aqu planets). I need someone who says what they mean and does what they say they'll do.

My sister is engaged to a Taurus. He actually *looks* like one to me - kinda stocky, short neck, bullish. He's not particularly my type physically, but he takes care of her. He's considerate of her needs. Now that I'm older, I'm willing to overlook things that were a must even five years ago. Respect and consideration are very important. If that comes with passion, good sex, and a wonderful friendship, I'll take it.

If a Gemini doesn't come back, you're REALLY fucked up.

While studying my natal chart I just noticed I have a lot of Virgo! :0

Gemini, Leo, Cancer

Venus: Gemini Mars: Virgo Jupiter: Virgo Saturn: Virgo Uranus: Scorpio Neptune: Sagittarius Pluto: Libra Lilith: Libra Asc Node: Leo

I have no idea what it all means apart from the Sun,Moon, and Rising.

R66 - avoid Taurus. Boring as fuck. Overly cautious and manipulating, they like to stay in one place for life, and they will never leave their comfort zone. This is every Taurus I've ever met.

Cancers are SOOOOOOOOOO moody. It's extremely frustrating dealing with the sudden changes.

I am just happy that I'm a Gemini. We are very lucky folks. Plus we are friendly and sensitive, peaceful, curious, and well we just like to talk.

We are the sign of Spring after all.

I'm a Cancer with a shitload of Gemini in my chart and I have many of the negative Gemini characteristics. Basically if I'm not constantly busy or if I'm not using my mind enough my mental health starts to deteriorate. I'm also quite flaky according to other people and have lost friends because of it. I can change my mind very quickly. I say fuck them I wasn't trying to hurt anyone & I need to be happy with the life I lead.

What is wrong with Geminis? Are you all manipulative, two-faced, condescending, lying, self-serving pricks... with a great amount of charm, I must admit?

Well?

Geminis will kick your ass, kiss your ass, and fuck your ass... You'd better believe!!!!!

Represent!!!

I *wish* my Gemini had walked away. Would've spared me all kinds of drama.