Who molested Marty Feldman?

Cyclops, for one.

It's COREY Feldman. The guy was a friend of his father.

We're talking about MARTY Feldman.

Keith Moon, probably.

I ♥ OP.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I laughed.

Dr Frahnkinsteen (Frankenstein).

That's Froderick Frahnkinsteen to you bitch.

Apparently his optometrist did.

I think it was the one in the turban.

Abbie Normal

Abe Vigoda

Markie Post

Inga

It would be very difficult not to get cum in Marty Feldman's eyes.

I like to fart.

I hate those Pro-Health Crest commercials where the creepy frau is videotaping herself going to the dentist, saying he'll be pleased by what he sees.

I'm sure Marty Feldman had to molest himself many, many times.

yes he was in denial about the whole ordeal ---his only response to the alleged humping was "what hump?"

His doctor, from what I hear... Doctor Frahnkinsteen.

Frau Blucher on the staircase with the candlestick.

The stairs CAN be treacherous!

"Uh, this is my financier, Elizabeth". My fiance"

Avery Schreiber who ate Doritos during the act.

I was molested.

Is Jeremy Piven into the poophole sex?

The horse.

NEEEEEEIGH!!!

He said on a television show I saw last night that it was a family friend, then he was asked about Michael Jackson and he denied Jackson was a pedo.

Genuinely lol'd, OP.

His Opthalmologist.

I would love to see video of Michael Jackson molesting Marty Feldman.

Abby

Abby who?

Abby Normal

Can I get some Ovaltine?

Maybe it was microrape?

That's a thing now.

Wasn't it Radner?

What hump?

I never realised he was a victim! It would explain that constant look of shock and surprise...

He left cheeto dust on all my unmentionable places!!!!!