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STFU Matt Damon!!

United airlines voice, TDAmeritrade voice, HOW MUCH MONEY DOES HE NEED?

by Anonymousreply 7201/20/2014

He does United too? I didn't realize that.

by Anonymousreply 110/24/2013

I thought we had all agreed, Matt is fat, ugly, untalented, old and finished. Now you don't even want him to have an income.

by Anonymousreply 210/24/2013

He's fat too? Now that is a sin.

by Anonymousreply 310/24/2013

John Hamm is doing the American ads

by Anonymousreply 410/24/2013

If I recall, Matt is donating his TD Ameritrade money to his clean water charity.

by Anonymousreply 510/24/2013

I advised Matt to make hay while the sun shines.

Get over it, broke asses!

by Anonymousreply 610/24/2013

Hating Matt Damon: it just doesn't work.

by Anonymousreply 710/24/2013

Attending Game One of the World Series last evening at Fenway Park.

by Anonymousreply 810/24/2013

Why not, R7?

by Anonymousreply 910/24/2013

Because he's impossible to hate. Or maybe I just don't have the same kind of hate gene a lot of you have.

I get some of the DL hates. I agree with some of them, even (ironically, I can't STAND Matt's BFF). But Matt Damon seems like someone I could be friends with. I'm no movie encyclopedia, but I don't think I've never seen him play a character I didn't like. Matt Damon seems like a mensch.

Some of you hate on people who don't seem the least bit hateworthy. Matt is at the top of that list, followed by Jake Gyllenhaal.

I save my hatred for people who deserve it, mainly politicians and religiofascists. And Ben Affleck.

by Anonymousreply 1010/24/2013

I am still convinced that most - if not all - of Good Will Hunting was all Ben Affleck.

by Anonymousreply 1110/24/2013

I really like Damon as an actor, but I was disappointed with his comment on the DVD extras to Behind the Candelabra:

"I'm glad the intimate scenes were done in one take. I couldn't have handled any more."

I thought he was better than the "I'm so super straight, gay sex makes me sick" protestations.

by Anonymousreply 1210/24/2013

Do you think the Damon butt is still some sweet stuff?

by Anonymousreply 1310/24/2013

I never knew that, R12. Perhaps I need to rethink my opinion of Matt Damon. OTOH, I wouldn't want to spend a whole lot of time in bed with Michael Douglas *.

* I didn't see the movie, so I have no idea how many sex scenes were actually filmed in a bed.

by Anonymousreply 1410/24/2013

I don't do butt, R13. I've never actually noticed Matt's.

by Anonymousreply 1510/24/2013

I forgot to sign my post at r14.

by Anonymousreply 1610/24/2013

CZJ, I thought you were a perennial 35.

by Anonymousreply 1710/24/2013

[quote]I never knew that, [R12]. Perhaps I need to rethink my opinion of Matt Damon. OTOH, I wouldn't want to spend a whole lot of time in bed with Michael Douglas *.

This. Would a gay actor feel really comfortable doing similar scenes with, say, Jane Fonda?

by Anonymousreply 1810/24/2013

Poor Kirk at r17 also still thinks he's married to Diana and calls ME Diandra. The tragedy of dementia! I hear it can he hereditary.

by Anonymousreply 1910/24/2013

R18: You are laughably naive.

If it were about the age of the costar, no actor would be rude or unprofessional enough to suggest they were repulsed by their costar because they are old.

But it is OK to remind everyone you find gay stuff icky.

by Anonymousreply 2010/24/2013

It's probably really hard to turn down a voiceover gig. They are a paid huge sum to just read a pre-prepared script. A big star will make hundreds of thousands for about six hours' work in a recording studio. The astounding income:effort and income:time ratios make it too compelling to resist.

by Anonymousreply 2110/24/2013

I always liked Matt Damon. Talented actor, seems like a nice guy, and in my opinion he has a large, womanly butt.

by Anonymousreply 2210/24/2013

I think Matt was making the comment regarding the sex scene in light of being with Michael Douglas specifically and in light of Matt's own inadequacies and inexperience. He said in an interview (I'll try to find it) that he wasn't sure he'd be able to simulate it correctly and that he wasn't sure whether his body was adequate for the part.

by Anonymousreply 2310/24/2013

Who are these people saying Damon is "talented" as an actor?????

No, he's NOT talented, he's wooden as hell.

by Anonymousreply 2410/24/2013


BS he can watch gay porn can't he??? WTF?! It's not THAT hard! PLEEASE. You apologists make me sick.

by Anonymousreply 2510/24/2013

He's starting to look like Michael C. Hall. Not a good thing in my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 2610/24/2013

No actors like doing sex scenes and are usually grateful when they're over.

by Anonymousreply 2710/24/2013

Yes he is, r24. That's why he got cast in The TALENTED Mr. Ripley. Cause, you know, he's talented.

by Anonymousreply 2810/24/2013

Particularly with Michael Douglas, r27.

by Anonymousreply 2910/24/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3010/24/2013

He has four kids, all girls. The oldest is the wife's child with her first husband. I haven't read anything about her being pregnant again. Although, it wouldn't surprise me. You know he wants a boy. If just to keep up with Afflack.

by Anonymousreply 3110/24/2013

I know Matt but not well. He is at best an acquaintance yet he has shown me unlimited kindness and generosity and has helped me tremendously. I am in no position to return the favor, yet, but would not hesitate to do so if I was able to. There was nothing in it for him to help me. He just liked something I wrote. His wife is lovely, well educated and their children have wonderful manners and are completely unaffected. They have a Latin charm from Lucy and a New England sensibility from Matt. He is also very, very smart as is Ben, and they are both extremely funny. There are good guys in this world, even in Hollywood. Nobody who knows Matt would disagree with anything I've written here.

by Anonymousreply 3210/24/2013

[quote]If it were about the age of the costar, no actor would be rude or unprofessional enough to suggest they were repulsed by their costar because they are old.

Yes, there are plenty of rude assholes who would suggest such a thing. For instance Leonardo Dicaprio recently made a whole thing about having to kiss 67 year old Joanna Lummley in the upcoming Wolf of Wallstreet.

by Anonymousreply 3310/24/2013

R32, what comments have he or others made about his ass? What does it look like in person? Is he aware of people admiring his ass and/or the comments about its size? Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 3410/24/2013

They don't live in Manhattan anymore. They moved to Santa Monica this summer, down the street from Ben. And Matt's owned his two Manhattan properties since prior to getting married, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 3510/24/2013

Y'all are so icky!

by Anonymousreply 3610/24/2013

Why icky, R36?

by Anonymousreply 3710/24/2013

I thought it was Pacific Palisades, R35.

by Anonymousreply 3810/24/2013

Close enough r38. The Affleck kid goes to Carlthorp school.

by Anonymousreply 3910/24/2013

And what about Chris Hardwicke? You can't get away from his face or his voice on television.

by Anonymousreply 4010/24/2013

Matt is one of the few normal stars in Hollywood, and very generous with his time towards the fans (unlike Affleck, Clooney or Brad Pitt). He's always avoided any kind of scandal, he's very in love with Lucy, and he enjoys his family.

by Anonymousreply 4110/25/2013

His wife looks like a rabbit.

by Anonymousreply 4210/25/2013

He renewed his vows this year. That's always a harbinger of impending divorce.

by Anonymousreply 4310/25/2013

What did Leo diCaprio say about Joanna Lumley?

I may have to hate him now.

by Anonymousreply 4410/25/2013

"What did Leo diCaprio say about Joanna Lumley?"

Yes, what?

by Anonymousreply 4510/26/2013

Leonardo said something about Lumley?? What a fucking tool!

by Anonymousreply 4610/26/2013

Always wondered why Matt never said a word after Heath Ledger died, even though they had made The Brothers Grimm together.

by Anonymousreply 4710/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 4811/02/2013


Matt's a good egg, he probably donates a lot of that to worthy causes.

by Anonymousreply 4911/02/2013

[quote]Matt's a good egg, he probably donates a lot of that to worthy causes.

yeah, like flying half of Hollywood to his marriage vow renewals.

by Anonymousreply 5011/02/2013

Don't forget Julia Roberts for Nationwide Insurance.

by Anonymousreply 5111/02/2013

He has a fat womanly ass.

by Anonymousreply 5211/02/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5311/02/2013

Why mention that, R52?

by Anonymousreply 5411/02/2013

why do they use stars? save money and get some they really think they will sell more with Damon or Amy Adams? most times you don't even know who it is

by Anonymousreply 5511/03/2013

R52, how is that pertinent to the topic?

by Anonymousreply 5611/04/2013

His career peaked at Good Will Hunting. It's gone down since then.

Why does anyone listen to celebs anyway??

by Anonymousreply 5711/05/2013

Matt Damon nose pick.

by Anonymousreply 5811/09/2013

Fatt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 5911/09/2013

Matt can no longer carry a movie on his own. He needs to be part of an ensemble. Elysium, Promised Land, etc. Not big moneymakers and will at best break even. He is great as part of George Clooney's entourage. In fact he is rapidly becoming the "Turtle" of that group.

by Anonymousreply 6011/19/2013

In my opinion, Damon has a large, womanly butt.

by Anonymousreply 6111/19/2013

I was just wondering if any of you think Damon has a large womanly butt?

by Anonymousreply 6211/19/2013

Apparently R61 does, R62.

by Anonymousreply 6311/19/2013

But does he have a womanly butt? That's all i want to know.

by Anonymousreply 6411/19/2013

Does Bob Dylan need money? I just saw a Kohl's commercial that used "Forever Young."

by Anonymousreply 6511/19/2013

Why so curious R62/R64. R61 apparently thinks so. Do you? If so, why do you think that?

by Anonymousreply 6611/19/2013

I am still not following you. Does he have a womanly butt or not?

by Anonymousreply 6711/19/2013

Or is that Ben Affleck has a manly butt so in comparison and by deduction, that would leave Matt to be the possessor of a womanly butt?

by Anonymousreply 6811/19/2013

Oh, the Butt-manity!

by Anonymousreply 6911/19/2013

Robert Redford and Gene Hackman have also done VoiceOver work for United Airlines.

by Anonymousreply 7011/20/2013


Ben Affleck has a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 7101/20/2014

Julianna Marguilies does the voice over for Chase credit cards. "So you can!"

by Anonymousreply 7201/20/2014
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