Let's pretend we're a Golden Girls thread

I'm the six hundred replies the thread is up to by lunchtime, and the moderately successful follow up thread which is up to one hundred and eighty seven replies.

I'm also the DESIGNING WOMEN thread that's languishing with just fourteen replies garnered over three months.

I'm one of the 50 + replies that will make a reference to Bea's cock and her taking a dump in Betty's dressing room.

R2 I am this one: Bitch!

I'm the lengthy argument of a continuity error.

I *wish* I was Dorothy Zbornak!

I'm the one who points out how annoying it was how Bea pronounced govERNment in the episode where Sophia gets all those social security check.

I have better things to do. Like hang at the Mortimer Club.

I'm Datalounge's sole Designing Women fan, clearing cookies in a failing attempt to make it seem like a majority agree it was superior The Golden Girls.

What time should I be at the club, Barbara?

I'm the one who asks whatever happened to the various hunks they dated over the seasons.

I'm the reference to Elaine Stritch.

I'm "I wonder what Elaine Stritch's joke was?".

I'm the killjoy who asks why the DL is so obsessed with anything Golden Girls.

So much for that, r1.

DL has fallen, R14. It's now so tired it can't even raise it's hand to wash it's hair.

I'm the poster who brings up MAME (cause Bea was in it) to threadhijack.

I'm the DL expert on the size of Stan's dick, and yes it is huge

I am the Lanai Troll

I'm Gabrielle Cateris. I was the first choice for Sophia.

I am the question: Is it true Bea didn't like Betty?

I'm the two people arguing whilst the thread moves around them about whether Blanche was a hypocrite for not wanting her niece sleeping around.

I'm St. Olaf's meanest ventriloquist.

I'm "What if Betty and Rue hadn't switched roles?"

I'm "Did you know that's Bea's son in the raincoat in that episode?"

Yes. By now we all know.

I'm the poster the strongly prefers Designing Women.

I'm the person who kvetches about the wardrobe. Sweaters and long-sleeved blouses would NEVER be worn in the middle of a Florida summer!

I'm the 49 posters (several of whom post the same complaint 30 times) who savage people for having a thread they (apparently) enjoy.

In other words, I am the Mean Girls, trying to shut down the DL to crickets and the crack of our own chili queefs. I am the epitome of cunt.

r31 is feeling cunty.

I'm wondering what their finances were like? They couldn't afford a patch job but they go on a holiday in the next episode?

I'm the single reply that asks: Am I the only one who enjoys the final season the most?

Im the non DLer who accidentally wanders on to this thread and embarrasses themselves by insisting Bea and Betty did not hate each other. Then declares dramatically how sad it is that most of them are dead now and finally that the girls were like family and they miss them.

I'm the lost footage shown in the opening credits of Blanche pulling her long sleeve over her fist. No one knows what she's saying because it never appeared in any episode, but I have come to the conclusion that Blanche was describing to the girls her first uncut cock!

[quote]I'm the one who points out how annoying it was how Bea pronounced govERNment in the episode where Sophia gets all those social security check.

How about when she pronounced advertisement as adver-tis-ment, or the time she kept saying May-rio instead of Mah-rio, or when she said DESpicable (putting the emphasis on the first syllable)?

Seriously, WTF was wrong with her pronunciation?

I'm the epsiode "Empty Nests", starring as Rita Moreno as Dorosheeeeee and the girls' neighbour. Every second post will be about the poster hates me.

R37 and let us not forget Patrick Vaughn's EX-quisite performance!

R36 Good one, I've wondered it all these years. Let's call Susan Harris and find out.

I'm "Dorothy married when she was pregnant, was married for 38 years and still all her kids were in their 20s."

I'm the "Let's pretend" troll

I'm the twenty post drift about Blanche's husband's illegitimate son's bulge, complete with screencaps

I'm Yvonne and this is it!

I'm the good seven to ten posts on how Dorothy pronounces Marg-your-eet even though everyone around is pronouncing it the right way.

I'm the discussion of the weird floor plan that makes no sense.

I'm the compulsive Instaho, bubble butts, porn stars, etc. poster demanding to know "WHO" is bumping and posting all these Golden Girls threads!!!

I'm the one who mentions that Estelle Getty was actually the youngest one IRL.