I'm the arch line delivery!
Let's Pretend We're a Stanley Kubrick Film!
|by Anonymous||reply 162||05/02/2014|
I'm the retake # 108.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/17/2013|
I'm Shelly Duvall's cigarette ash.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/17/2013|
I'm Tony Curtis's toga.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/17/2013|
I'm the extremely long tracking shot.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/17/2013|
I'm the extremely long tracking shot.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/17/2013|
I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/17/2013|
Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall!
Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall!
Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall!
Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall!
Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/17/2013|
I am... in a world... of shit!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/17/2013|
Spartacus was a film he took over directing at the last minute. He didn't have much say in it
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/17/2013|
I'm that weird kid that keeps saying "redrum".
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/17/2013|
I'm that really overrated film called "Eyes Wide Shut".
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/17/2013|
I'm the undercurrent of sadistic dark humour.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/17/2013|
I'm the compulsive symmetry.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/17/2013|
I'm the douchbag bro who owns the box set of Kubrick films and thinks he's culturally elite.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/17/2013|
I am the three wasted hours of your life that you will never get back after seeing EYES WIDE SHUT.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/17/2013|
I'm the perfectly symmetrical structure - exactly half-way through the film, the story takes a 180.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/17/2013|
I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. It's called "Daisy".
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. I'm half crazy, all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. Buut yoou'll loooooook sweeeeeeeet... uppppppooon the... seeeeeeeeat.... of a bi...cy.....cle..... built..... for......... twooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/17/2013|
R21 No, you could not.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/17/2013|
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/17/2013|
I'm married to an annoying, dippy bug-eyed bitch with a schizophrenic son and I can't think of anything to write and I'd give my goddamn soul for a glass of beer....
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/17/2013|
I used to get mistaken for him constantly before he died.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/17/2013|
I'm the marriage that Eyes Wide Shut killed.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/17/2013|
I'm the screenwriter of Kubrick's next movie, "Datalounge Kills the 'Let's Pretend' Troll."
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/17/2013|
I'm your gun
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/17/2013|
I'm the boring underwhelming sex scenes in "Eyes Wide shut" that were supposedly so controversial and daring.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/17/2013|
I'm the snails AND oysters.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/17/2013|
I'm the films that never got made because he spent far too much time obsessively doing "research" (such as hiring a someone to photograph streets for a whole year) and ended up being beaten by another director's similarly-themed film
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/17/2013|
I'm the long shot of people sitting around a well-lit space having cordial conversation.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/17/2013|
I'm "Barry Lyndon," the most boring movie ever made!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/17/2013|
I'm the lighting in Barry Lyndon
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/17/2013|
I'm Shelley Duvall's tears.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/17/2013|
I'm the striking violence and the unsettling viewing it provokes
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/17/2013|
I'm the road markings that spoil the illusion that this is the US Marine Corps training depot and not an army base in England.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/17/2013|
I'm Nicole Kidman's splendid ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/17/2013|
I'm the 200 palm trees brought in from Spain to make England look like Vietnam because I won't film anywhere else.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/17/2013|
I'm the Schubert Piano Trio in Barry Lyndon, which was NOT boring at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/17/2013|
I'm the closeted elder gay who asks Sterling Hayden to go away with me in the The Killing.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/17/2013|
red rum red rum red rum red rum
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/17/2013|
I'm the creeping topiary from Stephen King's book that was not used in the film.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/17/2013|
That's true, R11, but the only interesting compositions and camera movements are in the first segment, which was directed by Anthony Mann.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/18/2013|
I am the British dustbins doing a bad imitation of New York trash cans in the street scenes of Eyes Wide Shut, reminding the audience that the film was shot in England.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/18/2013|
I'm the hooker
|by Anonymous||reply 43||10/18/2013|
I am a phallic rocket ship simulating intercourse as I dock on a space station that looks like a rotating fertility symbol.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||10/18/2013|
I'm the monolith that alters history.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||10/18/2013|
I'm the Kubrick glare.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||10/18/2013|
I'm the old in-out!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||10/18/2013|
I'm the real life daughter that got swallowed up by Scientology, never to be heard of or seen again.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/18/2013|
And I thought NY had never looked better at night on film... I do prefer England.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/18/2013|
I'm "Surfin' Bird."
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/18/2013|
I am the composoer of the portentous modern-classical music you hear in the background, but you probably never heard of me.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/18/2013|
I'm not wearing a suit, this happens to be an RAF uniform!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/18/2013|
I'm not going down in history as the greatest mass murderer since Adolf Hitler.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/18/2013|
MEIN FUHRER! I CAN VALK!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/18/2013|
I'm Peter Sellers and I'm not playing Major Kong as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/18/2013|
I'm sorry, Dave.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/18/2013|
I'm Private Cowboy and this Vietnam: The Movie!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||10/18/2013|
I'm John Wayne
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/18/2013|
I'm a horse.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/18/2013|
I'm a rock.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/18/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/18/2013|
I'm a rabid buffalo.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/18/2013|
I'm General Custer
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/18/2013|
I'm Lady Lyndon's tepid bath water.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||10/18/2013|
Who'll play the Indians?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/18/2013|
Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/18/2013|
I'm the guy who pretended to be him and was later played by John Malkovich in a movie that vanished without trace.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/18/2013|
I am Sarabande.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/18/2013|
I'm merrily committing war crimes and no one's attempting to stop me.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||10/18/2013|
Does this mean Ann-Margret's not coming?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||10/18/2013|
I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||10/18/2013|
I'm going to take a giant shit on you if you don't get your head and your ass wired together. (and take off that damn button)
|by Anonymous||reply 72||10/18/2013|
I'm the creepiest Kubrick character of them all.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||10/18/2013|
Because it can't be stated enough: I'm England! I'll always be England!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||10/18/2013|
I'm the monophonic soundtrack.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||10/18/2013|
I'm Delbert Grady in the red bathroom, informing Jack You've always been the caretaker.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||10/18/2013|
I'm the swastika hidden way in the back of the Gold Room in the Shining.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||10/18/2013|
I'm chair that appears and disappears and appears and disappears screenshot after screenshot when Jack sets a few rules for Wendy while he's writing.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||10/18/2013|
I'm the "Go" in LET. HIM. GO.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||10/18/2013|
I'm the same few piano keys that are played over and over again in Eyes Wide Shut.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||10/18/2013|
I'M CHIEF OFFICER BARNES. ARE YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AHOMSEXZALL?
|by Anonymous||reply 81||10/18/2013|
NOW BEND OVER WHILE I LOOK UP YOUR ARSEHOLE FOR DRUGS.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||10/18/2013|
I'm looking at the big board. How do you like that, General Turgidson?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||10/18/2013|
I'm gonna git them doors open if it hair-lips ever'body on Bear Creek.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||10/18/2013|
I'm pissed because Shelley's just missed her cue. We're fucking killing ourselves out here and she's not ready!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||10/18/2013|
I'm losing hunks of hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||10/18/2013|
Hunks of hair, huh? (sceptically holding 3 pitiful stands of hair up the camera lens for posterity)
|by Anonymous||reply 87||10/18/2013|
I'm going to take a piss. (shuts bathroom door revealing Page 3 girl from The Sun pinned up on it)
|by Anonymous||reply 88||10/18/2013|
I had the task of typing out dozens of pages of "All work and no play make Jack a dull boy" (no copy & paste back then!)
|by Anonymous||reply 89||10/18/2013|
We're lost in the bloody hedge maze! Help!
|by Anonymous||reply 90||10/18/2013|
I'm the fake band shown in the Top Ten records in the Chelsea Drugstore scene in A Clockwork Orange that inspires the name of a real band.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||10/19/2013|
I'm Shelley Winters' desperation.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||10/22/2013|
I'm in the noodles Jack orders instead of rice at the beginning of "The Making of the Shining".
|by Anonymous||reply 93||10/22/2013|
"You look cute in your red sweater, hon."
I'm the red sweater.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||10/22/2013|
I'm the creepy men leading the daughter away around a corner in the toy store final scene of Eyes Wide Shut, the same men who appeared at Ziegler's party at the beginning, as the narcissistic parents (Cruise and Kidman) return to their somnambulistic opulence.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||10/22/2013|
I'm Alan Cumming, and I forgot I wasn't still in Cabaret when we shot my lousy scene as a gay stereotype.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||10/22/2013|
I was cast in dual roles:
I was the Apollo shuttle on Danny's sweater, and I also played the note in Jack's hand in the ballroom photograph at the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||10/22/2013|
OP, why don't you pretend to be an adult.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||10/22/2013|
I'm the ominous repeating piano chord of "Eyes Wide Shut."
Plink!... Plink!... Plink!
|by Anonymous||reply 99||10/22/2013|
I'm the car that runs over Shelley Winters in "Lolita."
|by Anonymous||reply 100||10/22/2013|
I'm the scene in the bathroom.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||10/22/2013|
I'm private property.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||10/22/2013|
I'm the seemingly immaterial props and set elements that on closer examination reveal important clues that reference back to the cryptic central themes being communicated.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||10/22/2013|
I'm the German female singer. And I'm relieved the French soldiers are now singing with me, feeling all nostalgic and missing their moms. Phew!
|by Anonymous||reply 104||10/22/2013|
I'm a lady journalist interviewing that snotty Alex Delarge and I DO know how to spell Beethoven, thank you very much!
|by Anonymous||reply 105||10/22/2013|
I'm a Prussian army uniform and I don't look that bad on Ryan O'Neal.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||10/22/2013|
We are the two gay British officers.
We are having a sentimental scene in the water.
But actually, we look a bit ridiculous in the director's eye and our clothes get stolen.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||10/22/2013|
I'm a precious bodily fluid.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||10/22/2013|
I'm James Mason's weird sexiness in Lolita.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||10/22/2013|
I'm a hidden illuminati symbol.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||10/22/2013|
I'm the bear in every scene in The Shining: stuffed or living. I'm a versatile actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||10/23/2013|
[quote]OP, why don't you pretend to be an adult.
R105 = the old woman in the bathtub from The Shining.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||10/23/2013|
I'm the sleeping audience.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||10/23/2013|
I'm John Candy's character in Spaceballs. That man in the bear suit at the end of The Shining was really me, I just appeared so quickly you didn't notice.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||10/24/2013|
I'm the topless black girl with the biggest afro you've ever seen on the wall above Scatman Crothers' television set. My comical appearance detracts from the tense atmosphere a little.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||10/24/2013|
I'm Barry Nelson, who plays the Overlook Hotel manager. Did you know I was the first actor to play James Bond on screen?
|by Anonymous||reply 116||10/24/2013|
I'm Keir Dullea. After 2001: A Space Odyssey my career sunk into obscurity even more than Mark Hamill's did after Star Wars.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||10/24/2013|
I'm Danny Torrance's tricycle, I make a lovely sound as my plastic wheels roll over the rugs and hard floor.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||10/24/2013|
I'm Wendy Torrance at The Overlook Hotel. Over.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||10/24/2013|
Hi Mrs. Torrance, how are you and your family getting on over there at the Hotel?
|by Anonymous||reply 120||10/24/2013|
Oh, we're doing just fine up here. Over.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||10/24/2013|
That's great to hear, Mrs. Torrance. The weather report says the blizzard isn't going to let up anytime soon. Says the worst we've had in years.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||10/24/2013|
Mrs. Torrance, your husband introduced you as Winifred. Now, are you a Winnie or a Freddy?
|by Anonymous||reply 123||10/24/2013|
I'm the curved fisheye lens that is used to shoot every single movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||10/24/2013|
I'm R132 and I need to have my vision checked.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||10/24/2013|
I applaud r120, and take him/her out for a lot of wine.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||10/25/2013|
I'm the tall skinny naked chick that appears in every one of Kubrick's later films.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||10/25/2013|
I'm the Steadycam.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||10/25/2013|
R135 His wife wasn't tall though (but she was pretty)
|by Anonymous||reply 129||10/25/2013|
I'm Roman Polanski. My 1999 film The Ninth Gate was nearly another example of R33
|by Anonymous||reply 130||10/25/2013|
I'm Steve Martin. Imagine how much more interesting Eyes Wide Shut could have been if I'd been in it instead of Tom Cruise.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||10/25/2013|
I'm the extra hour and a half that should've been cut (from every single one of his movies, save for 'Clockwork Orange").
|by Anonymous||reply 132||10/25/2013|
I'm Ryan O'Neal. I still don't know why Kubrick picked me as the lead in Barry Lyndon
|by Anonymous||reply 133||10/25/2013|
I'm Leelee Sobieski. I was lucky my scenes in EWS were shot before I hit a growth spurt because then I'd have towered over Tom and he would have made them replace me.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||10/25/2013|
We're the louts in EWS who bump into Tom Cruise and call him a fag. We were right all along.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||10/25/2013|
I'm Eightball, the main African-American soldier in the second half of in Full Metal Jacket. I have no problem with Animal Mother's racist wisecracks. Or am I just too scared of him?
|by Anonymous||reply 136||10/25/2013|
I'm a combat correspondent.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||10/25/2013|
Oh-ho, you seen much combat?
|by Anonymous||reply 138||10/25/2013|
I've seen a little on TV!
|by Anonymous||reply 139||10/25/2013|
You're a real comedian.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||10/25/2013|
Well they call me the Joker.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||10/25/2013|
Well, I've got a joke for you! I'm gonna tear ya a new asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||10/25/2013|
[John Wayne voice] Well, pilgrim.....
Only after ya... pick the peanuts outta ma shee-it!
|by Anonymous||reply 143||10/25/2013|
Talk the talk... do you walk the walk?
|by Anonymous||reply 144||10/25/2013|
[stepping in before they start fighting] Now you might not believe this, but under fire Animal Mother's one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is someone to throw hand grenades at him for the rest of his life.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||10/25/2013|
I'm my own fantasy of getting plowed by Animal Mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||10/25/2013|
Thank God for the sickle cell.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||10/25/2013|
We're the twins in The Shining. We later merge into each other to become Christina Ricci.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||10/25/2013|
I'm a well-disciplined Vietcong.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||05/02/2014|
I'm the fourth hour of wishing I were somewhere else.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||05/02/2014|
I'm Ann-Margret's pubes that Rafterman never got a chance to photograph.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||05/02/2014|
I'm far, far too fat to get into the Marine in real life.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||05/02/2014|
I'm a Scientologist now and I've broken off all contact with my family.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||05/02/2014|
R160 I meant Marine Corps not Marine, I've never had any trouble entering an actual Marine.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||05/02/2014|