Garrett Neff

His Twitter page - there's cute video of him helping a friend move, and kind of entertaining himself.

Scary beautiful but not sexy.

I'm ignorant, R2. What's the distinction between beautiful and sexy when it comes to models?

Beauty can be great to look at in a person but sometimes it doesn't translate into something you find sexually attractive. It's just a matter of what you like.

Too MARY for my taste.

If he goes into film he can take over for Christopher Walken roles.

He used to work at Big Lots with me, he was kind of a dick.

Cute. R6, tell us more: scenarios, exchanges, fucking.

R6, please tell us more!

Big Lots?

Sorry, OP, the many male models who post here at DL all have a code, and we don't talk about other models to losers like you.

I slept with a male model once. He did some print ads and TV commercials. Great looking guy, and he was nice enough, but a little bit in love with himself.

I'd rather be in a Garret Dillahunt - Lucas Neff sandwich.

What's his rate for a daylong photoshoot?

I sucked his dick in the Big Lots mens bathroom. He's average in size but shoots a very nice load.

He looks like Chris Colfer >:(

I get his appeal as a model, but I agree that he doesn't seem sexy. There's a video with him working out w a trainer and his more generic trainer seems way hotter than he is.

Looks like the Tin Man.

R14, you're kidding, right?

I think Mr Neff is just about ready to come out.

Recent evidence here

And here:

I wish R6 would elaborate. I'm in Delaware now for business and drove past Big Lots this morning...Garrett has the personality of a piece of paper but he's hot hot hot.

He's very photogenic.

I wonder what it feels like to the world's top male model. It basically means you're the best-looking guy in the world.

He looks like a mannequin. I totally get it r2

I think he can look quite sexy......

Any news? I think he wants to start acting. Lovely man-boy.

if you look at some of his past instagram videos, it's clear he likes to dress up as an alter-ego and perform that character. Yes, Garrett secretly wants to be an actor but he knows the stigma that comes with being a top model turned actor.

He played young Jack Donaghey on 30 Rock...a role that required zero lines.

Saw him once in Washington Square Park with his cute but average gf and he's a head turner for sure. Stunning guy

[quote] but he knows the stigma that comes with being a top model turned actor.

And what stigma would that be?

Enh, he's hot but looks like any other hot guy you see at a local gym. Nothing singularly spectacular.

Where do you live R31?

Models post on DL? Really?

Kill it.

Kill it with FIRE.

Supposedly, R33. Definitely guys who've dated models.

How much would it cost to have him spend a weekend "bro-ing" it with you (surfing, etc.)? What about with a totally private jerkoff video recording in your hotel room?

Seriously, how much might that cost?

Has he come out yet?

You can get plastic clothes hangars at the Dollar Tree, 8 for a dollar. He's that kind of model.