In the last month I've hooked up with three different Canadian guys

OP, get psychiatric help. It's time.

They are sex fiends

whore

Only three?

Scottish blood.

R5 is right. The Scots are hung like horses and a great many Anglo Canadians have Scots blood ... and cocks.

Also, French cocks are big too.

And the Euro immigrants from Western Europe. Germans, Dutch, Slavs, etc. Horse hung.

So come on up to Canada! We'll make your ass sore.

I'll disagree on French dicks.... I've known / fucked plenty of French Canadians (I live in New England where they are common) and most are below average on the pants.

[R7] Just because you land little fish doesn't mean the sea isn't full of big fish.

[quote]Scottish blood.

Well I guess I know where I'm headed to on my next vacay.

Nah, the New England French Canadians are so much more loaded up with Irish and WASP genes over the past three generations (especially). OP is talking about the REAL French Canadians who are also mixed with English/Irish but loaded with First Nation genes that weren't bred out by moving to L'estate Unis. Those people are the "superhumans" most people refer to but they usually come with some sort of alcohol problem.

I disagree with R6. The smallest cock I ever encountered was German and most of them were average at best.

BTW, Quebec is on the verge of legalizing Marijuana as a reparation to their Native population but they'll be a few stipulations thrown in. I'm in NY so I KNOW where I'll be vacationing in the future. Justin Trudeaux has a plan that if booze is legal in one town, mj only legal in another town. The two shant mix. Here we learned that from Aunt Diane's HWy. accident killing kids. But you know the flood of touriste and what this will do to the local population. Quebec will be wealthy again and is his secret obsession to out-radicalize his dad's legend. Je me souviens...indeed!

Hope you get warts, whore!

Average penis size:

Canada 5.5 inches, 13.92 cm

Germany 5.7 inches, 14.48 cm

UK 5.5 inches, 13.97 cm

Scotland 5.8 inches, 14.73 cm

USA 5.1 inches, 12.90 cm

France 6.3 inches, 16.01 cm

Turkey 5.5 inches, 14.11 cm

Ireland 5 inches, 12.78 cm

No it's not on the verge of legalizing marijuana. That's not how it works in Canada. Perhaps a court case could be won in the Quebec courts but the law would have to apply to all provinces and require federal approval.

Marijuana possession and use is not regulated by provincial law.

States rights don't apply in Canada.

R10, would you perhaps be referring to Les États-Unis? In any event, based on my encounters with Les Québécois they have average dicks but tend to be quite short.

The men of British Columbia are entirely average in my experience, well, except some of the Asians. I can't speak about the men of any other provinces.

The penis of Greek-Canadian character actor Elias Koteas is a succulent 8½ inches long, and a little over 6 inches in girth. The uncut beast is laced with sinewy, rope-like blue and mauve veins that curl, intersect and pulse vigorously along the length of the shaft. The foreskin of Elias Koteas is long, heavy, and exceptionally tight. Upon arousal it retracts slowly and gently, issuing an intoxicating musky fragrance. The retraction process serves to unveil a bulbous and unnerving mushroom glans, dark puce in color; it stands out tightly around the fat crimson ridge of his corona. The delicate meatus leaks a heavy stream of clotted pre-seminal fluid that tastes like honey.

My ex is a Canadian of Scottish heritage. Hung huge. Dominant top as well.

The US got the Irish. Canada got the Scots.

We win!

True about the Scottish, German, Dutch and English cocks in my experience. Hung! The German schwanz was the biggest.

R14's survey says the French are the biggest. By a mile.

Aren't Canadians French.

OP is not a mere whore. He is an international whore.

He's a Commonwhore!

W&W for R24.

Did they have hairy crotches, OP, or was there shaving going on down there?

You sap, that wasn't maple syrup you were licking off of their pancake asses.

It must be a combination of the English and French. I just got back from Montreal and I had sex with two different Canadian guys, both well over 8 inches and both demanding brutal tops.

[quote]Aren't Canadians French?

About a quarter are, mainly the Québecois.

WHORE...

Is it true Canadian guys are kinkier than those south of the border?

R17, that was beautiful.

J'adore Québécois cock.

I'd like to see Justin Trudeau's cock:

No one likes a braggadocio, OP — or the rest of you bitches with your horse hung Canadian tops!