Million Dollar Listing LA -

He's coming across as really sleazy this season

He reminds me of James Deen a little bit, very smarmy.

Not to trusted...

very creepy

Only Madison is sexy. I like Josh. The guy who is engaged (?) to Madison's old assistant is the one who is really uncouth.

I loved that they had pictures of Josh and Heather all over their own house..who does that?

There should be more posts - the cromag hockey player was kind of hot and how super gay has Josh Flagg become?? That coat? omg.

I love Edith but poor Josh will be lost without her--she's his ground.

I really, really enjoy this TV show.

So glad this show is back!

I'm disturbed that I find josh sexy.

Madison was tongue-tied, gaga over that hockey player. Very funny.

Josh Altman makes my skin crawl. Smarmy now has a name.

Grandma Flagg is very, very wealthy yet still has popcorn ceilings.

r12, Probably reason she has so much money is to not worry at this age about things which do not matter. The aggravation of removing such ceilings from her home would be more disruptive to her at 93 years old than keeping them the way they are.

Agree with your other comments, esp. Altman on being so insulting and thinking he is hot, cool.

Madison went overboard on client hockey player. Yes, very hot man.

What's wrong with Madison deciding he is going to let us know exactly what he is thinking?

bump for MDL

[quote]I loved that they had pictures of Josh and Heather all over their own house..who does that?

My ex-sister-in-law.

Altman: classic Jew face

Why is that so wrong, r16?

People typically have photos of loved ones, not of themselves.

Sofia Coppola shot scenes from that "Bling Ring" thing in Paris Hilton's house. Paris has pictures of herself all over the place.

Proof positive that it's in bad taste.

TY r19. I see what you're saying is true. I do not have photos of just myself in my home, although because it was the two of them, I did not see an error with it. However, they did not photos up of their parents or relatives, so I guess it is narcissistic.

Madison should have gotten credit for being partly responsible for Heather meeting her b.f. Instead Josh looks down on him and Heather lacks the ego strength to stand up to him.

She did show up for the dog funeral, which proves she really likes Madison and is intimidated by Altman. He is a bore.

He's the epitome of a used car salesman....a slick Jew with beedy little eyes, so close together that he looks cross eyed.

What does his religion have to do with anything R22?

I find him very sexy...it's the big nose.

Knock off the anti-Semitic bullshit, Yassir. This isnt the time or place to self-detonate.

I don't think he wipes very well...

Go away r25

I miss Luis from MDLNY, he is so hot!

That ALtman is the most Jewish-y Jew who ever Jewed. Who could blame me?

R25 LOL !!!

But seriously folks, Josh is a cunt.

Madison's speech impediment drives me nuts.

I wonder if Production suggested Josh Flagg and Madison dress a little better this year, or if they both vowed to change after seeing how schlumpy they both looked last season.

I think Josh Flagg's makeover was spectacular.

How can Josh Altman's romance with Heather be real? Did he really meet her on the show and then they fell in love? Seems fishy to me.

I'd like to see Chad appear at some of those broker's open houses in the 'Bu.

R28= Luis himself. He is useless.

r31, Who is Chad?

I like Josh's grandmother. Smart and classy woman.

How can Heather let Josh touch her? ugh.

I find Altman perversely sexy and bet he has a fat cock

Chad from the first seasons of the show. With the bowl cut, Ziploc bags, and Starlycakes.

How could you forget Chad?

I think Josh Altman is a sexy bitch. I love self confidence, but can't figure out what happened to his eye placement. Maybe he had a rough birth?

I sat on a plane next to two delivery room nurses from Maine who were taking a vacation in the Bahamas. It was their third flight of the day and they were getting drunk.

After someone walked down the aisle of the plane they would whisper different medical terms and giggle at the shape of people's heads. I wonder what they would say about Josh...

r35, TY - I did not watch first season of show.

Amusing to think about your flight co-passengers discussing head shapes.

Don't know how you find Josh A. attractive.

Surprisingly none of the guys on this show does it for me.

Madison is very "cute / pretty " - Not my type.

Josh Altman will be bald in 4 years.

I think Josh is giving it to Heather really good.

Lucky bitch.

r38, how do you find that man attractive?

I feel sorry for Madison. I don't know why. He seems internally unhappy. I think it has to do with his business and personality aggressive father.

What's up with Madison's Dad?

I do not feel sorry for Madison nor do I think he feels sorry for himself. He is college grad, living on the beach in Malibu, driving expensive car and making great career in real estate all before the age of 30.

One of the stars of this show was a gay porn star back in the '90s. His name was Tag Eriksson.

Fredrik from the New York version did porn under that name.

Madison need to go to Girl Scout Summer Camp and toughen up.

Do you guys think Madison's new boyfriend is hot or not?

Madison isn't 30 yet?

i mean I don't think Madison turned out to be the "man" his father wanted. It has nothing to do with money.

I said this before, but I think Josh Flagg isn't super handsome. However, I find him to be handsome because of his intellect, such as his knowledge of art, history, antiques, and much more. I think he is intelligent and stimulating,and I love his respect for his grandmother.I think his partner is a complete creep. It baffles me that someone like Josh is with a demented looking the Grinch that stoled Christmas.

I can't stand Josh Altman! I love how Josh Altman tries to get Josh Flagg pissed off, and Josh Flagg just laughs it off and thinks Josh Altman is just a sleaze ball realtor. I get this vibe that Josh Altman does not like gays. When all three were on Watch What Happens Live, Josh Altman said Josh Flagg like he was saying, Josh Fag. That wasn't the first time he has pronounced Josh Flagg's name like that.Someone said Josh Altman's face looks like an insect.

The poster who thinks being Jewish is a religion not an ethnicity is full of bull! How did the Nazis around up Jews? Many of them were not religious at all because they wanted to assimilate and break away from their culture and heritage. be accepted.It was by their surnames. For example, a person whose surname is O'Brien isn't associated with any religion.It is associated with being an Irish surname. It's anti-Semitic to claim a person's name is not Jewish unless he or she participates in the Jewish religion and Jewish holidays.

nice post, r48. Josh's girlfriend seems under his thumb and she is young and likes the attention of a man and not just a gay friend like Madison. This is a pattern I have seen with young women. Often as soon as a dating relationship starts with a guy, they find it much less convenient to spend time with their gay friend.

Josh is sexy, but my guess is tinymeat. There's way too much over compensating going on. He's probably short too.

If he had a big dick, he wouldn't be trying sooo hard.

Josh with boyfriend looked good in his soaking tub, I must say!

That was so awful Josh Altman's client is going to tare down that incredibly gorgeous mansion. Each brick was hand made in England! I know that brick mansion only had one bedroom, which is ridiculous, but the buyer could have added bedrooms. I bet the buyer is some young rich idiot who wants to build an ultra minimalist predictable and dull home and have all white furniture. Altman is a real creep because he was lying to here and their in order to get his commission. Altman is so hungry to be the next Donald Trump.BTW, I was so surprised how Marisa Zanuck is so different when she is away from The Real Bitches of Beverly Hills. She acted so confident and likeable verses when she was on The Real Bitches of Beverly Hills she acted wimpy around those women and bitchy towards her husband.

That guy that Josh Flagg was training to become a realtor was super handsome! WOW!! he is a studzila! However, his parents were obnoxious about their home and they acted like their home was some gorgeous estate.

I think Josh would not have minded sniffing and licking Billy's no- no hole...

r48

uhhhh,,,you do realize you can convert to Judaism? It's a religion.

No comments on the plastic, pulled and Botox'ed realtor freak at the house Madison was showing. Weirdo. I would have burst out laughing. She could barely move her mouth.

I loved that mansion also r52. It is a shame to tear it down. Did they mention the square footage?

[quote]Altman is so hungry to be the next Donald Trump.BTW,

Trump is a developer. Not a realtor.

The bricks can be salvaged.

Hi, I'm Josh Altmann. Like my eyes and my gigantic schnoz?

[quote]uhhhh,,,you do realize you can convert to Judaism? It's a religion.

It's also an ethnicity. One word--two meanings. Complex, but with study perhaps you can grasp it.

Chad has been working out...he was everything season one..everything.

You are truly a moron. Judaism is a religion. A religion. Not an ethnicity. Anybody who says otherwise is probably has major issues.

Talk to the DNA.

I don't know why you bitches are trash-talking my looks.

You know you want it.

You dumb twats don't really believe that relationship b/t Altman and the blonde bitch is real...do you? She's probably not even a real estate agent, just an actress.

is it true that Josh Altman wants to stick his beak up Josh Flagg's doodie hole and sneeze him across the room?

Dear Lord in Heaven!

This season is just a snoozefest. I'm sorry, it pains me to say this, because I've loved the show for many years now. But it's just not the same. Maybe they should just cancel it after this season and focus on the New York one instead.

R67,please! New York version is dull as dish water! You are probably the usual New Yorker who wants the whole world to talk about your city 24/7!

Flagg's sidekick Billy is GORGEOUS! They should get rid of the three regular bitches and make MDL-LA all about Billy. "YUM" needs to become a multi-syllable word to describe the deliciousness that is Billy. And he's totally boyfriend material: beautiful but without a hint of haughtiness.

Anyone know anything about this hottie?

Too many Jews on that show.

Billy has the IQ of a doorstop. Oh wait...so does his father. No more Billy please.

Are you team Madison or team Heather?

The last show was nearly unwatchable, the acting was beyond horrific. Just awful.

The couple from Aspen were very casual about the price they were paying for Malibu house.

"They don't wear their wealth, you can't tell they're millionaires--but they are!" -Madison

They pull up in a convertible Bentley.

LOL r75, I saw the show and the car and did not catch the irony until you wrote it here!

R69, he looks a bit like Mario Lopez,and he is very, very handsome. Josh Flagg seems like such a nice guy who tries his best to be patient with Billy. I also think if Josh is attracted to Billy, I think he is handling himself in a classy way verses Madison with that soccer player. I think Madison made a fool of himself and it was pretty embarrassing. It was obvious the soccer player wasn't happy with the way Madison acted around him.The guy is straight! dream on!

I was cracking up by the way Josh Altman and his brother were bickering over the way to sell that mansion. Josh Altman's brother said to him you are a jerk, LOL! I get the vibe Josh's older brother knows what a complete flashy pain in the ass phony his brother is.

Too many Jews on that show.

R70, the two Joshes on the show are Jews end of story. Madison isn't Jewish, and Altman's girlfriend isn't Jewish.

Flagg's fag boyfriend is so obnoxious, I'm certain they brought Billy in as a romantic/sexual diversion for Josh.

I can't stand Flagg's boyfriend! He looks like a troll doll and he acts like one too.

R77 You realize this show is all scripted & fake, right?

The show is unwatchable. It is a total sham. All those deals are fake and all three of the "agents" are rectal swabs.

More Billy please. He was cute and sexy, but with a down to earth personality. I think I'm in love.

Can you imagine actually using Josh Altman to sell your house? Over my dead fucking body. Smarmy smarmy greeze-ball. You can tell just by looking at him how completely untrustworthy he is. Those beady eyes tell you everything you need to know about him.

[quote]They pull up in a convertible Bentley.

And their home must have a wow factor. Do many Aspen residents flee in the winter? Maybe they rent their home for the season.

R81, really? that goes for New York Listing as well!!!

I think it is heavily manipulated to assure the various brokers run into each other, and I can believe that some of the negotiations are re-enactments, but I don't think the deals are fake.

Madison looks haggard this season.

I think Josh Flagg is adorable and Madison is really attractive but he seems a little too needy, when it comes to boyfriends.

Josh Altman? No thanks.

This is one of the best shows on tv. I look forward to it every Wednesday.

I agree, r89.

Does anyone know what happened with Josh Flagg's listing next to the Beverly Hills hotel?

Josh Altman was very rude in this episode

The owner was not interested in low buck sale. I do not recall any follow up.

They walked to Beverly Hills hotel for lunch and the episode ended.

Josh Flagg's boyfriend is still a fetus. Give him some time to become fully formed.

Madison is young, cute, has a great body, seems successful - on paper, everything most guys would want. But am I the only one who is not sexually attracted to him, in the least ? Just no sexual appeal.

What happened to Chad Rogers?

Oh dear.

i liked when Altman's brother (another Jewface!) mimicked him...you KNOW that got under Altman's skin.

I think Madison looks a little...I don't know what but he doesn't look good...or healthy. Maybe he just needs to gain weight because his features are too sharp.

Billy's father was an obnoxious asshole. Too bad that woman didn't buy it only to knock it down.

[quote]i liked when Altman's brother (another Jewface!) mimicked him...you KNOW that got under Altman's skin.

Oh honey they probably shot that scene ten times before they got it just right.

R91, don't insult a little fetus with that alien thing. Does Josh Flagg have low self esteem paired with this butt ugly guy who seems like a jerk as well?

R92, I agree 100%

I would watch a show just about Josh Flagg. I love him!

How Starla Got Her Groove Back

im sure selling these multi millions dollar homes for huge commissions is just this easy

Sexy Billy and his hot daddy (bad pic of dad, but he does have the most beautiful blue eyes with long lashes).

Billy is just insanely hot. I want to ride his babymaker forever.

so does Billy like buttock sex?

memo to Chad Rogers-youre about 30 years too old for that haircut

all of these guys were born into wealthy families--flagg and madison real estate specifically--if my parent aet up up like that id be selling houses in Malibu too--Madison says hes only been doing this for 6 years which is not long to be having the career he purports to be having

Is NYC MDL better than LA MDL?

I am on west coast so it NYC listings are more interesting as they are different from So CA.

More shower scenes next season from NYC!

You fairies are all pathetic.

Billy needs a good shtupping

Josh Flagg makes me laugh, but he and that bf just seem...odd together. He is the only one on this show I can imagine using as a realtor. Altman just oozes sleaziness. If he showed up at my door I'd slam it in his face. He looks like a douchy serial killer.

And yes, PLEASE more Billy.

That house where Madison ran into his former assistant, is that Lauren Conrad's (that OC girl) house?

It looked familiar.

[quote]You fairies are all pathetic.

You're pathetic.

And let's say that each one makes about $75K to $100K a season on this show. And I would only assume that the show helps their business, so they're doing okay.

God I wish Chad Rogers would come back. He's so dumb, so shallow, so awkward.....but soooooooooo hott.

That'd be a solid negatory, R113.

And I'd throw in an "ew" to boot.

I have a thing for Josh Flagg.

But I hate the beards or stubble, I love Josh Flagg but the beard looks like crap.

I hate the way Altman says Flagg. He holds the F for a second so it sounds like FFFFlag; it's pretty clear that he's using it as a thinly disguised epithet (i.e., FFFFag).

Makes me want to punch him hard in the moob.

Billy looks like he'd have 5 o'clock shadow at noon

Josh F is very appealing. He is very much aware of who he is and is in on the joke

Next season they should make it all about Josh Flagg and Billy.

Billy is sort of a paradox: hot but sweet and kind of goofy (and seems to ping a little).

Just like Tim Tebow.

I'd marry either one in a hearbeat.

Any male who drives a Fiat 500 because "it is sooo cute" is a bonafide homosexual

r122, I guess the Fiat 500 replaced the Miata. The Mini Cooper is a 2nd place runner up!

R121, don't take this the wrong way,but what makes you think Billy might be gay? because you want him to be? I just get a very handsome, shy, young, naive guy who is just trying to make his way in life.Josh seems to be kind to him by helping Billy out.

I know that grandma Flagg is smart,self made and rich but she creeps me out. She's like a stuffed doll sitting on a throne. The only thing that moves is her mouth. She never smiles.

I think Flagg likes Billy.

Watching now and Billy is adorable.

I'd make passionate love to him and then take him out and feed him Mickey Mouse pancakes (double chocolate) at 2am.

I would pour genuine maple syrup on Billy's anus and lick it off for a few hours...

Can you imagine Flagg topping his bf? Hell no.

Flagg is a top.

Flagg would have to be a top, since his alien-faced bf is a fluttering little princess.

However, I don't doubt he'd happily bottom for Billy.

Billy for President!

I think Flagg and his bf braid each other's hair and eat pastries instead of having sex

German pancakes!

flagg and his bf like 3ways

Why the fuck are they adding Altman's brother? Like we needed another repulsive person on this show.

Flagg and his BF had a three way with Michael Lorber, formerly of MDL New York.

R137. They did indeed I think in Provincetown or Martha's Vineyard.

They have ZERO standards

How do you know that? Did they tell you? Doesn't anyone get jealous?

If Heather rejoins Madison, I'll have a hard time believing it's not essentially fake. They have set it up. Madison now wants to move in BH which was the issue that caused her to leave. Altman Brother's are squeezing her out for no good reason.

of course the show is fake! look at Josh Altman's facebook page. of course there's a pic of Heather but his cover photo is promoting THE ALTMAN BROTHERS and says they sold over $2 HUNDRED MILLION in 2012. UM, aren't they supposed to JUST be going into business together NOW? He even refers to himself as THE Josh Altman.

[quote]Madison is young, cute, has a great body, seems successful - on paper, everything most guys would want. But am I the only one who is not sexually attracted to him, in the least? Just no sexual appeal.

R92, you are not the only one. He has no sex appeal to me either, but why? Where did it go?

Chad Rogers probably stole it and fed it to Starlycakes. I miss Chad and his weekly trainwreck on MDL. So funny. t

[quote]Flagg and his BF had a three way with Michael Lorber, formerly of MDL New York.

Michael Lorber is gay? Wait, scratch that ... Michael Lorber has sex with other people?

My Billy would never have a three way!

Agree that Madison has little sex appeal.

Billy did wonders for my enjoyment of the show, but sadly his shot at fame seems to be over.

I like Josh Flagg, despite sometimes strange behavior, love him or hate him, Josh is an interesting person.

How come they never talk about Josh Flagg's arrest for art theft? And this is TRUE

It did seem to die away very quickly...

[quote]It did seem to die away very quickly...

There probably was nothing to it. He wasn't prosecuted.

Or granny paid them off

What I imagined happened is that Josh (as an estate broker, not realtor), borrowed some of the artwork pending its sale without any intention of keeping it. (He's not stupid.) Some pissed-off heir called the police out of spite.

I don't know. On the last installment, they kept talking about Josh being a little nutty in high school and being prone to get into trouble. There is also something to be said about him being closer to his grandmother than his mother. I think this story has legs, and I have a feeling granny did pay them off. Or she threatened to show them her naked selfies.

I don't know about you guys, but I *ALWAYS* go out of my way to attend parties where I know there will be people from high school who hated me! But thank God he went because he just *happened* to get a $10 million dollar listing by simply stopping by! I love when that happens.

[quote]Josh F is very appealing.

Wow. There's obviously someone for everyone in this world. The kid is absolutely insufferable, and I find myself hoping & praying he'll get into a horrific car accident every time he opens his snobby, entitled, pompous mouth. Same goes for that swine, Josh Altman, and his greasy, balding brother. These are vile human beings.

Whatever you think of Josh, he has no need to steal. The money in that family is in the 50 million plus range, and Josh is that Grandmother's main heir. The "Art" issue was just that, one of the beneficiaries of an estate was pissed off the art was sold without their input. There was no legal wrongdoing on the part of Josh or you would have heard about it.

that actually makes a lot of sense, r154

Josh F's parents are not show on camera nearly as much as his grandmother, but we do not know that he's closer to the old lady; perhaps she just makes for better TV

Don't tell me you won't start following Starlycakes on Twitter: @Starlythechi

He's disgusting, R157. So are you for pimping for that insufferable nobody.

R153, at lest Josh Flagg owns his flaws and he seems honest about them. He pointed out his flaws in his high school years as being pretentious, an outsider and he drank. He also pointed out what flaws he has now. I get the vibe he is who he is and there is no BS about him.

Josh Altman on the other hand, is a phony, crony, sleaze ball. Did anyone catch in Altman's office he had those very phoney gold bars stacked behind his desk? Then there is the stupid James Bond moment, which he is pictured between a woman's legs standing in front of him on his desk? However, I do like Altman's office furniture. It's in an art decor style and it truly is beautiful.

RE: Did anyone catch in Altman's office he had those very phoney gold bars stacked behind his desk?

YES! Very Tacky.

Now Heather is going to find out what Madison has Said and sees in her Boyfriend firsthand.

He must get lots of referrals from family friends.

He cares not for her and is a very G R E E D Y

Person. Not ever nice to other Realtors.

I feel very embarrassed for Madison throwing himself at that ugly dude who is clearly not into him.

You're fucked in the head, R161. Marcos is one gorgeous man. I agree, though, that Madison is the one more into the relationship. But Madison is sweet, so I hope it works out for them.

The guy Madison likes is not on same wave-length.

I like Madison a lot,and he seems like a very nice guy too.But every time he speaks, he sounds like he is doing a Jerry Lewis comic skit. Madison seems like he really wants love from someone and I get the vibe Marcos just wants a roll in the sack and split. Sorry R162 but I agree with R161 Marcos is not really that handsome.

As always, Josh Flagg is funny and he is very entertaining. Josh Altman is phony as usual.

However much money Josh Flagg has, or will have, it provides no sure bet that he, or any other rich person will not cut corners in business.

I refuse to believe that Josh A. is as awful as he wants to be, if that makes sense. It's as if he's trying to be this hardcore badass when he's really just another insecure guy in a cut throat industry.

I can't hate him though Madison and Josh F. tie for first place in my heart.

I assumethe current season was taped before the DOMA and Prop 8 court rulings validating same-sex marrriages.

Otherwise, this thing with Madison and his Mexican boyfriend could be interesting if they got married. Under current rules, that would get a green card for his boyfriend, allowing him to remain in the US. Of course, once they split up (which I think is inevitable, from the guy's body language in their scenes together), a divorce could net him half of Madison's income during their marriage. Cha-ching! :)

Aye Dios Mio!

I would definitely watch a show with Josh Flagg having to sell homes in unlikely places...like Inland Empire. Hilarity abounds!

Oh Madison, your Mexican fuck clearly was just after a fling. Enjoy it and move on.

I did enjoy watching Altman and the other realtor try to outdouche each other.

[quote]I would definitely watch a show with Josh Flagg having to sell homes in unlikely places...like Inland Empire.

I'd take it further than that. I'd love to see the MDL-LA and MDL-NY realtors on a reality show, selling homes in, say, Detroit, or some rural Southern city. Even have a title for it: "Ten Thousand Dollar Listing: Detroit" Can you imagine? :)

Yeah I'm thinking Marcos ca'nt find Yoga clients in L.A.? Madison baby I wish you well. Yes I find Josh A. sexy. Yup I'd said it

Josh A does not wipe well

[quote]Billy is sort of a paradox: hot but sweet and kind of goofy (and seems to ping a little).

A paradox!? Are you high?

Altman is about as sexy as a canker sore.

Whatever spinoff Josh Flagg does, it has to include Billy :)

Is Billy the "Protege"?

I don't think Marcos is cute and I don't understand why Madison would have to throw himself at anyone...unless he always picks out the wrong guy.

I am sure Marcos eats lots of Greek yogurt and has a wonderful, clean digestive tract...

I like Josh Flagg's personality, but I don't like how he looks. He didn't even look that bad a couple of years ago! He's aging badly. Madison is kinda cute, but dumb. There's nothing there, just fluff. Josh Altman is revolting, but I agree, he's got a bdf.

Doesn't Marcos want to go back to Mexico and his yoga studio?

Marcos was completely UNinterested in that anorexic qaweeeeen no matter how much money she has.

Who would be a good person for Madison to date? Can DL name an actor who represents a good match?

After watching last night I loath Josh Altman!! What a complete creep! Madison is funny when he talks about Josh Altman because Madison is so correct by his description of Josh Altman's character. Why dose Josh's girlfriend want to be involved in a relationship with him for? She is a very pretty girl who can do much better, good grief!

Josh Flagg's reveal of the renovation of his condo is awful. It's so bland and boring with no style apparently his little woman was responsible for the interior design. I didn't see any of Josh's gorgeous art and antiques around. I notice when Josh Flagg's parents went to see the reveal, the hardly paid any attention to Josh's boyfriend.

We saw a lot of Madison and Josh Altman last night. Sad to say, Madison seems intimidated by Josh A., which may be the attraction for the girlfriend. Too bad because Madison comes across as by far the nicer person.

Madison has that flaky new age Californian vibe, which isn't all together bad. He seems sweet and well intentioned.

Altman is vile. The whore girlfriend is there for camera time and $$$.

Flagg. He looks really dumpy for his age. I have a feeling he is on lots of drugs, legal or illegal. He has that sort of half confused half awake look all the time.

I'd sell my grandmother to watch Marcos and Billy cornhole each other raw.

I love josh fs hairy chest. She always got them blouses wide open.

You people will obviously buy anything. The "girlfriend" only exists when the cameras are rolling. She doesn't exist in reality, as this is a fictional show.

I highly doubt Josh Altman is that shitty in real life. Heather seems like a woman who would never put up with that. I'm sure it's all for the cameras. He and Madison are probably very friendly.

But I still love Josh Flagg the best. He just cracks me up. Nothing bothers him.

R188 I like Josh F. too. The reason nothing nothing bothers him is cause he was raised a rich kid, and he knows when grandma Edith goes, he'll inherit the motherlode. He's not a street hustler, like A-hole, Josh A. What's he have to be bothered by ?

Heather is the worst actress ever to appear on 'reality' tv. No wonder she had to go into fake real estate. She cannot do a convincing scene to save her life.

I enjoy this show and love Madison. Flagg and his iron-willed Grandma are interesting. I'd rather have the grating, closet case Chad back than watch the too-dressy-for LA Altman although I usually love Jewish guys.

I always love when two characters on this fake show just *happen* to run into each other somewhere and--whatta ya know--are both wearing mics! As Madison would say, "What are the odds?"

Heather walks in the door, "OMG what are you doing home!?" She's got a mic on.

Madison walks out of a house showing in Malibu to find Josh A walking up to the door, "OMG what are you doing here!?" Josh A just happens to be wearing a mic.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

I didn't get that Mads was intimidated by Josh A at all. He stood his ground until Altman revealed which house his clients really wanted.

[quote]I always love when two characters on this fake show just *happen* to run into each other somewhere and--whatta ya know--are both wearing mics! As Madison would say, "What are the odds?"

I have no doubt the meeting was orchestrated. But the premise of the show is these guys have camera crews following them all the time.

What is interesting to me is how much of the episode was orchestrated. Were the two sets of clients looking for the same thing in a tight market the least bit real?

[quote]But the premise of the show is these guys have camera crews following them all the time.

One of the scenes I was referring to was when Josh A was doing something at home & that fake girlfriend of his walked in all surprised he was home. She just *happened* to be wearing a mic, and no camera crew came in behind her, so she wasn't being followed (why would they follow her anyway? She's a nobody.) She was all, "OMGawd, what are you doing home!?" as if she didn't see his car and the crew vehicles out in the driveway.

Notice these guys never accidentally run into any other agents at their various showings--only each other! Dun dun dunnnn. It's also ironic how whenever their cell phones ring, it just *happens* to be someone pertaining to the storyline. Never do their phones randomly ring at any other time during filming. And of course the phone is always mic'd so that we can hear both sides of the conversation. Riiiiight.

[quote]Notice these guys never accidentally run into any other agents at their various showings--only each other!

That is so incorrect that I wonder if you have ever seen the show. They are dealing with other agents they know constantly.

Yes, they DEAL with other agents but they do not 'accidentally' run into them when visiting various properties.

Yes, they do.

I've never seen it happen. Ever. Are you talking about their brokers opens? Those aren't accidental meetings.

Why aren't they accidental meetings? Brokers opens are usually where the boys run into each other.

On the last episode Madison & Josh A 'accidentally' ran into each other at a Malibu property. It wasn't an open house. It was fake, that's all I'm saying.

Here's a theory you might consider: Madison and Josh A actually ran into A DOZEN other brokers, during their times showing those homes. But, since the presence of those other brokers would MEAN NOTHING TO THE SHOW, the producers decided not to show those scenes.

Geez, people ... it's not a documentary "Day in the life of a real estate agent." At best, it is EDITED reality.

Edited, scripted & contrived.

If Flagg is so rich, why is he using a 7 year old Macbook Pro?

I feel so bad for Madison. Then again, he should have realized Marcos' real intentions sooner. The signs were there since the beginning. It's obvious Marcos was not after anything serious. Madison is clearly looking for something serious, and he was not. On the other hand.. Marcos is an asshole for stringing him along. Oh well.. a broken heart for Madi, it's time for him to move on. Hopefully someone better will come along.

Madison has an odd (but not unpleasant) speaking voice. He's from the West but sounds vaguely like he's from Noo Yawk.

I think Madison is the type of guy who will always be attracted to the wrong man. I kind of blame him...I just feel like he should stop himself and figure out what he really needs in a man. And he's too clingy, it could scare a person off.

Remember when Madison was claiming to be "pansexual"?

I find myself wanting to like Madison, yet I get the feeling if I was not rich, handsome or having a house needing to be sold, he would look down on me.

Madison is an empty vessel. I cannot imagine trying to make conversation with him.

but he does have a delightful, immaculate anus

Awful show tonight...one long commercial for the resort in Mexico & too much of Madison wishing his so-called boy friend was there.

Madison doesn't seem all bad to me. I can't stand Josh A.

I think he fucked his girlfriend over...I hope she ends up getting even with him.

I missed it, did Madison's Mexican BF dump him? He did it on camera?

My mother is in love with Madison.

r213, I agree. Heather thought she found love and at her young age, took a chance. She left the security and safety as Madison's assistant and Josh A. sold her bill of goods. She seems to really be growing as an agent and self assured. Josh A. plans a partnership and she is not to be part of it, even though he wants to add agents, just not Heather. Awful. I hope she leaves and goes to work for Mauricio.

Madison really had Heather's best interest at heart and she took a chance at love.

Get your own pad, Heather. You are smart, beautiful and understand the real estate game. You will do great. I am glad you called so called boyfriend out on his b.s.

Has Billy been on anymore?

I really think Flagg is over medicated. And his boyfriend is just.... bizarre with his Zsa Zsa Gabor looking face.

Madison is a needy bottom.

Sorry, Heather is not exceptional looking, especially in LA

madison doesn't look very healthy this season. He needs to eat more. he looks way too skinny on TV and TV adds pounds on you...

What are you implying, R220?

Madison is way too skinny. I wish him the best. Getting dumped by a guy you really like with no explanation sucks beyond words--and Maddy did it on TV! Ouch!

Yes, something is wrong with the face of Flagg's bf.

I love that Flagg took a photo of the ridiculous Altman/heather glamour shots. I would have done the same.

Clingy white boy + tiny chorizo + dirty hole = time to head south of the border

Maybe I'll try Billy next time. Now that's one hot hombre. Ay ay ay!

Josh Flagg said he is now a vegetarian and he lost 12 pounds. That it explains the bags under his eyes that come and go lately. I have heard from family and friends that if you become a vegetarian, you better do it right and be very careful with help from a nutritionist or doctor because you can get really sick and it can even effect your mental stability in some cases. A famliy fiend of ours had a friend whose secretary became a vegetarian and went a little nuts.

Once I got into a conversation with this Italian hottie I use to work with, and I told him at the time I was considering becoming a vegetarian. He grab my arm and said, please don't do it! He said he grew up eating Italian food ,but when he got older and went to college, he decided to become a vegetarian. He said he was sick all of the time, very tired and his energy level was very low. He said he looked like an emaciated zombie. After a while he said to himself, screw this and went back to eating regular meals and Italian food again. He regained a lot of energy and strength and was back looking like his old healthy self again.

Josh Flagg's boyfriend is a complete jerk. He really wants a kid for all of the wrong reasons. Josh Flagg's boyfriend last night said how much he wanted a child so they can have pool parties and this and that. Completely scary! It sounds like he wants a kid like having an accessory in their home or a new pet. He doesn't have a clue what being parent is about ,and the real reasons why having children. I think Josh is smart refusing to have a child.

I was cracking up laughing when Josh Flagg went over to Josh Altman's house and pissing him off. I love when Josh Flagg was leaving he said, by the way, you ran out of toilet paper, LOL! If it was scripted, I don't care because it was still funny. I think I can easily fall in love with Josh Flagg because he is funny and I think he is very smart as well.

I think Madison's mother did not like to talk to him about his love life. It look like she was grossed out by the look on her face. He has a very cute Spanish style house btw.

It was interesting seeing that wildly decorated house put up for sale last night. I remember when I was a kid I saw that mansion on TV and the designer who originally owned the mansion was very eccentric. But like Josh Flagg pointed out, the designer created a unique look unlike any other designer and started a statement in design. It's not my taste to have so much going on and so many colors, patterns, and styles all jammed together like that, yikes! With out a doubt, there are a lot of gorgeous pieces in that mansion that are exquisite ,but everything put together like that gives me a headache because it is so busy.I love the chandelier made out of sea shells.I would love that chandelier hanging in a foyer in a house by the sea.

BTW, Josh Altman's girlfriend has model gorgeousness and she seems smart as well.She looks like she can get attention from any straight super stud around.She really should wake up and dump him because this girl can do a lot better. The guy is such a complete jerk and sleaze ball ,and I think he is like that in real life as well.

She could definitely do much better. Josh F should find her a new man

For me, it's not that the show is scripted....it is. It's just that it is sooo badly scripted. Why not just go ahead and call it what it is and quit trying to pass it off as "reality". Josh Altman really gives it away. He is such a shitty actor. Like he didn't know Josh Fagg was there?

Billy has been purchased by a wealthy Sheik and will no longer be accessible

I think Josh F.'s boyfriend made a lot of sense last night. Josh may love living in condos, but he doesn't, whether or not a baby is in the furure.

The Mexican real estate agent named Marco (no "s") was very attractive. If Madison hadn't been so busy pining away for Marcos (with an "s"), he could've have been banged silly by Marco. They love gringos down there.

Careyes, Mexico is stunning.

[quote]he could've have been

Tsk tsk tsk.

Flagg looked a little better with the weight loss--but his boyfriend defines Andrew rannells/Gayface you could see from space weeks ago that Marcos was going to bail on Madison--

Anybody notice the filthy bare feets on that hippie-dude realtor Altman was dealing with?

pure filth!

That resort in Mexico sure was lovely. I wonder if there was something missing--Do you think Madison missed his golddigger boyfriend who found a bigger fish? His eyes were sad, so I bet he did. But it's killing me not to know for sure.

In the know - Heather is having an affair with Mauricio. He bounces back, and forth, from trannies, to those with biological vaginas. He, and Kyle's sex life is nil (like Lisa & Ken's - at least Lisa admits it). What you see on camera, kissy, and affectionate, is all for show.

What's DL's take on Ryan from the NY MDL? I saw him in Tribeca yesterday wearing pink plaid pants. He looked pretty good, I have to admit, even though I hate him.

R229, Marco was wearing a wedding ring ,so he is probably married and straight. He was really handsome!

R232, I noticed that too, and I thought I was going to puke. That is so unprofessional and I would never hire someone like that. I think that agent is too young to be a hippie. I think he is probably just a slob who doesn't care. I'm getting a little annoyed with this, I don't have to prove to anyone I have money so I can dress like a homeless person attitude we have today with many wealthy people. I think it's going too far and getting really ridiculous.

BTW, why did Josh Flagg's boyfriend say they live in a retirement community when last season Josh was trying to sell his neighbor's condo ,and his neighbor said Karen Carpenter once lived in the building and other famous people? I think his boyfriend sounds like a snob. Although, I do agree with him when he said if they move, he doesn't want to move into another condo but a house instead. Living in a building like Josh Flagg's would be scarey to me because California is earthquake country.

r235, I think I believe you. She better run as they show her boyfriend ring shopping (with his mother!) for Heather's engagement ring. Heather seems to have much more activity with other agents than Josh and his brother. She needs to get away from that creepy guy ASAP.

Mauricio is much hotter.

r237, Josh's building is in excellent L.A. location adjacent to Beverly Hills. Many people who had big homes live there for security and downsizing. Celebrities like this location.

Josh F. said he wants to move to Sierra Towers. Many famous celebrities have condos there also.

R237, watch it again. Marco was wearing a ring on the fuck you finger of his left hand. In Mexico, that's equivalent to announcing that you're an enthusiastic cock gobbler.

Besides, Marcos was the one that put Marcos and Madison together. I'm guessing he was hoping they'd hit it off (sexually, of course) so that Madison would leave Marcos the hell alone. I'll have to remember that move. Slick!

Wasn't the developer in Mexico (hott!) from France?

[quote] Madison has an odd (but not unpleasant) speaking voice. He's from the West but sounds vaguely like he's from Noo Yawk.

You must've missed season one when that accent was on full display.

My favorite was when he was talking about his client Mr. Bloom, whom he called "mistuh blowm." It was hilarious how that just slipped out.

Madison's California accent is clearly practiced, but every now and then you'll get glimpses of his East Coast / New York accent.

Funny, though, how Madison's parents don't have an accent.

And yes, Marco the real estate agent is HOT, and I would have spent the entire vacation having passionate sweaty sex with him!

Uh, neaux, R240. Señor Marco was conceived from a perfect blend of the sweetest Mexican nectar, heavenly stardust, and angels' butterfly kisses.

Marcos was hotter than Marco. Madison will be crying over him all of next season

[quote]He bounces back, and forth, from trannies, to those with biological vaginas.

How many trannies now even have artificial vaginas? I thought these days they go the cheaper route: just take hormones, get electrolysis and breast implants.

I think they mostly have dicks, which probably helps with their clientele: straight-identified guys who can only be with another guy if they can pretend, on some level, they aren't fucking another dude.

Whaaaa? Californians don't have an accent.

Poor Madison

[quote]In the know - Heather is having an affair with Mauricio. He bounces back, and forth, from trannies, to those with biological vaginas. He, and Kyle's sex life is nil (like Lisa & Ken's - at least Lisa admits it). What you see on camera, kissy, and affectionate, is all for show.

Do tell, please, Mr. In the Know.

[quote]Madison's California accent is clearly practiced, but every now and then you'll get glimpses of his East Coast / New York accent.

[quote]Funny, though, how Madison's parents don't have an accent.

Isn't his family from Arizona originally?

Marco was hot - but can't tell what his deal is. He's one of those you can see with a wife and kids, OTOH, you can see him plowing Madison, next to the pool. Or maybe both ?

Aye Dios Mio!

RE: Isn't his family from Arizona originally?

I think they said Madison's family has a house in Aspen CO. (As does Josh A.)

Josh A. seems to be there to nab the (non existent) straight male audience. If he left, the show would move much better focusing on Madison and Josh F. Both are vastly more interesting than him.

Madison needs a hot bf not interested in the limelight.

They need to get rid of Josh Altman and his brother. They are both unbearable. Cannot stand them. One was enough, adding his brother was the dumbest decision ever.

Anyway.. back to the new episode. I can kinda see where Altman is coming from. Yes, Flagg is a chilled out person. He DOES take it seriously, he just doesn't need to worry about money, so he doesn't flip out over every deal the way Altman does. On the other hand, I think Altman is too uptight and too serious, he cold maybe chill out sometimes. They actually have something to learn from each other.

Madison.. ugh. You just need to get over Marcos, he was CLEARLY not seriously into the relationship. He hinted at it so many times. It was partly your fault for not picking up on it, because all the signs were there from the start. You became too clingy and he couldn't handle it. Learn from the mistakes you did and move on.

My God, some of you bitches take this fake, scripted show WAY too seriously. You're embarrassing me!

It's all about YOU, isn't it, r254?

The show needs Altman for balance, just Madison and Josh F., who seem like nice guys, would be boring. I do not get all these sad posts about Madison. He lives in Malibu, and comes from a wealthy family. Yes, I hope he finds a worthy boyfriend. But, come on...

Madison is needy and clingy

I would really love to know what really happened between Chad Rodgers and MDL:LA. He must have asked for more money or something, because he really was the best thing about the LA version. FWIW, Bravo apparently is going to do a Chicago version of the series.

Jettison Altman and add dreamy Billy.

R257, that's what I said. His clinginess is probably why his bf left.

Chicago? Ugh.

Billy needs to condo his anus

Bring back Chad, I beg!

Madison does seem needy and like he could suck you dry and move on when he got busy with someone or something else. Meanwhile that is just an impression from the show as he may really be a nice guy.

Heather should Run Run Run like Jo Jo Gunn away from a life with Altman. Maybe she is really just as driven and egotistical as he is so they deserve each other?

Josh Flag should not move as long as his grandmother is in the same building. She has been a mentor and good friend to him. I am sure it a comfort to have him so close at her age.

Well Grandma is nice and loaded, but she isn't giving up the ass like Josh's boyfriend. What would you choose?

BF is not paying for the condo in the sky...

R265, classy description wow! Josh F is a top, and his boyfriend is a bottom. It is so obvious his boyfriend wants to be Josh's little wife.

OMG, r267 re: It is so obvious his boyfriend wants to be Josh's little wife.

LOL!

Luis from MDLNY should come over and do a couple of guest appearances, he is so hot!

this show needs Chad back,,,

I never saw Chad. Can someone post his photo?

CHAD

Chad wears wigs. Thats why he's kept that ridiculous hairstyle. Chad is a young baldee, who cant accept it. You will continue to see chad with his 'olive head', since he fears his secret being known. I can't take anyone seriously with that 'hair'. Hes done a great job on his body however.

Chad is disgusting. Once again: Chad is disfuckinggusting. This show is tolerable only because of surprise hottie appearances, e.g., Billy, Marcos, and Marco.

I can't believe that in all of fucking L.A., they couldn't find three hotter dudes.

Lumpy, flabby, and bony are not my idea of hot whatsoever.

YOU HEAR ME, BRAVO! Get your shit together in LA like you did in NY!

LOL at that guy getting emotional while checking out the engagement ring, he's probably crying about the money he has to waste on the ring lol...

[quote]I can't believe that in all of fucking L.A., they couldn't find three hotter dudes.

Believe it or not, these 3 did the best line readings (aka, "acting") during the audition process. Sad but true that with all the wanna-be actors in L.A. these 3 are the best they could come up with in the realtor talent pool.

In a past episode, Josh Flagg was getting a massage while on the phone doing "business" and I could have sworn the masseuse was a bit actress I've seen in movies before. She kept hamming it up a little too much for the camera too.

Yes, it is all fake R277. The clients (the alleged buyers/looky lous as realtors call them) especially are fake. Most of them couldn't buy a bus ticket let alone a multi-million dollar home.

In case you're wondering, content on BravoTV.com has already leaked that Heather (foolishly, IMO) said YES to Josh's proposal in June, and that they are tentatively planning a wedding in Cabo. And they "can't wait" to start having kids. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ... little weasal-faced Joshes.

Thanks r278. That's what I figured. Miss Chad & that haircut. He seemed like he really actually sold homes

What happened to that hot guy who co-listed with Madison that place for the producer (they had to convince him to take the low offer - met the producer on some sound stage to present the offer)? The guy had one of those sexy scratchy//raspy voices? They need to get him on more and with less clothes!

Josh A has an anal fissure

R282, that's his [italic]mouth[/italic]. Easy mistake, though.

If I was a gay guy I would be all over Josh Flagg. I adore him. Colton is not right for him.

Listen, it's not all fake. They are realtors and Bravo picked realtors who are somewhat attractive. Bravo will neither confirm nor deny that the listings and showings are fake. Who knows? They do write a storyline for the season and they create drama and tension via editing, but its nothing more than a soap opera. I don't think anyone needs to be reminded that reality TV isn't always real.

re: 284, he has an open relationship, so go ahead and try!

Altman just sold Michael Strahans home in LA

Another one that thinks Chad is homely, glad hes gone

I know one put a gun to Josh Flagg's head, but I think his demented looking toll doll boyfriend pushed Josh to sell HIS condo and got Josh away from his 94 year old grandmother. His grandmother isn't going to be around much longer and he is very close to her I think it is sad ,and Josh Flagg is going to regret it later his life. The building that they were living in is large enough which, Josh and his butt ugly boyfriend have their space from his grand mother. I notice that the decor in Josh Falgg's condo lately is different. I don't see any of Josh's original gorgeous art work and beautiful antiques. I think his Josh's typical hipster no nothing boyfriend probably changed everything. It just doesn't look anything like Josh and it looks cheap!

The beautiful Spanish revival style home that Josh Altman was selling was super! I just adore that home with the blast of color tile and it looked like old Hollywood. Sadly, the buyer is going to take out everything, what a dumasss jerk! I think that hipster idiot who was looking at the house bitching that he wanted a MODERN home probably bought the home and he going to make everything all minimalist, all white beigey bland. If you want a modern house then go buy one and leave the charm of these old California homes that contain a wealth of character! UGH! He is going to take out that antique gorgeous tile work.

I agree with r289. Josh should sit still and not move away from his grandmother, who has been a source of strength and support for him always.

Heather will be fighting many challenges if she marries Josh A. and not just about who gets the listing.

Madison is lucky to be out in Malibu, away from the frey of Los Angeles.

Madison should date that hot Paul Walker lookalike that Millionaire matchmaker woman set him up with. The guy seemed to be extremely normal and would have been a rock to madison.

can you post a pic., r291?

Chad Rogers is posting photos of himself and Starlycakes on twitter, showing off his new hairstyle. I really don't think he wears a wig.

Btw, no mention of Victoria on his twitter. Do we know officially if they're dunzo?

R293 Mr. H told you he was balding, and his hair was a weave, and or wigs. Do you see the meshy front ? Mr. H is full of himself today, and feels vindicated.

Is it confirmed that Chad is gay?

bump.

Maybe Madison needs an older man who is as settled and successful in his career as Mad is. A handsome, rich, sexy 50 something sounds ideal.

Madison does not want a Daddy. The one time a gay older man met him at a listing, he made it clear he would take his listing - nothing more, even though the guy was not hitting on him. It was actually vain and tacky on Madison's part.

What Maddy wants and what he needs may be 2 different things is all I'm saying.

I like Madison's new Doberman pet. He does not have time for a boyfriend.

I miss Luis from MDLNY

Don't worry, R301. I have him tucked safely under my warm nutsack and will bring him out safely in time for next season.

Chad needs to cut his hair off! He's a throwback to the 70's.

Enough with the fucking Chad bullshit! That disgusting dildo is no longer on the show.

If you feel that strongly about him, go start a thread about him so you and yourself can discuss him to your disturbed mind's content.

We're discussing the *relevant* MDL guys here only!

I would love to see Luis and Ryan have relations...

Luis and Ryan do not work together that way, r305. I do not see them as compatible.

lets just keep talking about chad.

CHAD! CHAD! CHAD! CHAD! CHAD! CHAD! CHAD! CHAD!

R307, of course you realize you're begging for Ryan to come kick your ass.

I think Josh Flagg is unhappy person in general , and he seems like a loner.But next week his boyfriend might dump him and the look on Josh's face looks like real sadness and pain.If Josh's boyfriend leaves him, he probably has a much older much more wealthier sugar daddy that he can leach off of. That scary looking queen looks like has a lot of nerve complaining about everything when Josh seems like he is paying for everything.

I notice that dark haired very handsome guy is back in Josh's office. Maybe Josh is going to be an item with him?

Josh Altman and Josh Flagg getting into that fight is funny. I think Josh Altman is truly jealous of Josh F. He keeps saying Josh Flagg doesn't work and that whole thing is a hobby. Some rich people expect their children or grandchildren to work if they are going to inherit their money. Josh F's grandmother seems like the type of person that told him and expected him to go to work ,especially when he was younger he got himself into trouble here and there. Rose Kennedy would not let the grandchildren receive any inheritance unless they went to college.

BTW, Josh Altman's famliy seems like they have they are well to do.

R306, you're wrong. I'd tickle Luis's belly button from the inside with my horse-sized cock.

R307, I'm gonna squeeze you like a pimple and feed you to Chad through the nostril.

I'm hoping they bring back Billy on a regular basis next season. Maybe he can do an internship in NY. I'll be glad to mentor him. Often and hard. Heh heh.

I hope Josh Flagg dumps that little creep he's leaving with. He deserves better.

When Josh Altman was asking Heather's Mom for permission to marry Heather - her Mom's reaction of being so happy and full of love for Josh confirmed my suspicion that Altman really is a good guy playing a bad guy for the cameras.

I like Madison but he seems to be a little too needy and clingy in his relationships.

The femmy troll threatening to break up with Josh F. is a delusional freak. As if he could ever land someone better than our Josh. Of course, the relationship drama is probably all for the cameras.

First time I really liked Josh F.'s grandmother. She put up some initial opposition to his moving out of their building, but then was able to see it from Josh's point of view.

She is very smart, realized that if she told him to stay in the building it might damage their relationship.

Spoiler for next week's season finale' ... at least in my warped mind:

Heather says "Fuck NO" to Josh A's proposal.

Madison hears about Heather breaking Josh A's heart, and offers his condolences when he sees Josh A at a restaurant. They go out drinking, end up going to bed together. Josh A. realizes this is what he wanted all along, and they decide to live together at his home, but spend weekends at Madison's place in Malibu.

Josh F's twinky boyfriend breaks up with him. Heather comforts Josh F, and they both cry over mistakes they made with men. Heather moves in with Josh F.

Of course, Heather gets no sex with Josh F, so she discretely starts a BDSM relationship with Josh's grandmother. They take turns wearing the Nazi uniform.

(Of course, the REAL finale' will likely be LESS realistic than this. :)

CHAD ROGERS' NEW HAIR!!!! OMGGGG!!!!!!

I hate it. Bring back classic Chad!

Chad is dorkier then ever in that pic. Glad Bravo got rid of him.

Ick. I'd rather ride Fredrik side-saddle on a crowded Bombay bus in summer at high noon...

...covered in honey and cat poop with flies and mosquitoes swarming around us.

And how hot was Billy just sitting there looking adorable and mighty tasty? His hole must taste like cherry blossoms and cotton candy (with a sexy musky anal after-taste, of course). BRB.

Billy's anus tastes like a Charleston Chew

Season finale already? They sure don't make many episodes.

I agree with you R319. I think it is ridiculous.

Josh Flagg's parents seem like they are jerks because Josh said his grandmother practically raised him. I can picture his parents jet-setting around the world leaving the poor kid behind. You rarely see his parents around who live near by. I think his grandmother instilled in him to work hard because she came from an extremely rough background ,and she knows that you can lose everything within a snap like the Nazi's who took everything away from her famliy including their lives.

Even in his jealous rage, Josh A. was aware of F.s grandmother's success. Josh F. knows his stuff and it makes Josh A. jealous because he has to belittle and intimidate everyone in his life including other real estate agents.

Heather is patronized by Josh A. so he does note even consider her worth fighting with.

Heather needs to move on.

Glad Josh F.'s grandma came around at their dinner at La Dolce Vita.

I would let jf in me raw.

who are you referring to r322?

Josh was featured in Friday's WSJ in the Mansion section along with Mauricio.

Happy to see Mauricio guesting on MDL.

Josh A thinks he is "cool" driving around in his electric car.

Unfortunately, Heather does say yes to Josh's proposal. And I agree that Josh is from a wealthy family as he grew up in Newton, MA...one of the wealthiest areas in MA.

Perhaps Mauricio and Billy will have sexy times in the next episode...

Heather needs to lay off the Botox.

Heather looks at Josh A and sees dollar signs, no way she's turning that down. But her friendship with Josh F, fake for the show or not, is kind of cute. I'd watch more of that.

Madison had Heather's best interests at heart. Not so sure about husband to be.

Call into the WWHL broadcast and ask if Josh Flagg and his fetus like boyfriend had a 3way with Michael Lorber because Ryan Serhant turned them down.

I try, but for some reason I just can't hate Heather.

r310, RE: "I'd tickle Luis's belly button from the inside with my horse-sized cock"

Tell us more!

I sort of get ya, r333

Wow! that was a weird! When Josh Flagg bought his troll doll queenie boyfriend the house, the queen acted like, oh thank you daddy! It is something I always wanted! Then when the two hugged Josh was weirdly cool. I think Josh doesn't like to show any emotion. It seems like Josh F is still not happy moving into a house and if two people aren't equally happy there is going to be a problem. However, Josh F's boyfriend did have a point about growing. I guess Josh F's boyfriend's dream is coming true to be the housewife he always dreamed of. He'll wear a frilly apron and make dinner for Josh when he comes home. The next thing, queeny will be bugging Josh F he wants a ring on his finger like Heather's and then adopting kids to complete his fantasy. Sorry, but those two should not adopt kids. They are not the type to have kids.

Heather is a complete idiot for saying yes to Josh Altman's proposal.I think when she saw how large the ring is she got carried away and said yes.

Did anyone watch, Watch What Happens Live this evening? Andy had the three on his show,and he asked them if they ever had sex with any of their listers? Madison said yes with a woman, Josh Flagg said no comment ,but Andy got him him to spill the beans. Josh F said he had sex with someone else's lister, and I think Josh A said no. Someone wrote in and asked Madison if he would have sex with a black guy. Madison said yes and that he isn't prejudice. Madison looked like he was afraid to say no,but hey, if he is not attracted to black guys it doesn't mean he is prejudice.

Actaully that's exactly what it means r336 but that's another thread. I'm kinda' feeling the Joshes. Not Madison so much.

[quote]Heather is a complete idiot for saying yes to Josh Altman's proposal.I think when she saw how large the ring is she got carried away and said yes.

You actually believe this b.s. is real, R336? That's just sad.

It's cool to get engaged on TV (I guess) but it's tacky that it took place in some random, rented house.

"Mommy, where did daddy propose to you?"

"In that third house on the left on Elm Street...."

Wow. Just when I thought the acting on this show couldn't get any worse, the finale episode went and TOTALLY outdid itself! The poolside *SLAP* (didn't see that coming). The relationship drama with FAS boyfriend threatening to leave his mealticket boyfriend (I'm like so totally sure). And the TOTALLY BELIEVABLE wedding proposal by Josh A (whose look just screams, "I take God-awful smelly dumps") to a female who is so far out of his league that the show's casting director should be fired immediately, if not sooner. And of course all character storylines are wrapped up in a pretty red bow just in time for the credits to roll! Awwww. I love when that happens.

I loved the house Josh F. bought in the Hollywood Hills / West Hollywood neighborhood.

R341, I like that house too ,but I love the first house they looked at much better. That house was extremely charming with a lot of fantastic character. I love that it was located where the movie stars long ago lived.

I don't think any of the "relationships" on the show are real. I think they are all made for TV, especially Josh and Heather. This show is totally scripted from beginning to end. It reminds me of a repeat episode of David Totaros My Fair Wedding. The episode was from 2011 with a hot groom from California. I looked at his current FB page. He's listed as an actor in LA, in a relationship with a different girl. One of his posts said that he never married. Reality shows are all bullshit.

Every relationship is fake, every 'chance encounter' is fake, every phone conversation is fake, every real estate transaction is fake. The cars are no doubt rented as well.

r336:

it's PREJUDICED

"he is prejudiceD" not "prejudice"

Can I ask a dumb question...

On all these listings, the sellers are always pissed that they have to accept a lower offer than asking price.

Do these agents ever say up front, OK well we can list it for $2million but no one will pay that, $1.6m is more realistic.

Pissed clients make for good TV drama, R346.

Very few clients want the details of their home sales made public.

Would not be surprised if the show pays the seller's brokers fee for them, to allow everything to be televised.

It's obvious that the sellers & buyers who agree to appear on this show are all braggarts.

So Josh F. cheated already?

Excuse me but does anyone have a link to a shirtless pic of Altman? I'm curious what his body is like. We've see the other 2 already.

I'm still agog at the tea at R137. Michael Lorber is gay? Really?

Damn I wish I'd watched this season.

Disagree that heather is way out of josh a's league, at least last season which I saw, so unless he got fat or something.

R351, I haven't, but I bet its great, hes got to have something about him that counteracts that fug face. he looks like a muppet. you can see his beefy biceps when he wears just dress shirts.

pros: hot body, money, seemingly nice family cons: looks like Bert, shitty personality, big dick?

I like getting to see all the great properties. That in itself makes the show worth watching.

I don't think Josh F. and his boyfriend really bought the house.

Heather is not way out of Josh's league. He has money.

I believe their relationship is real, as was the tension between Joh F and the twink.

The fight by the pool was totally staged. In fact, the underlying reason for the fight--stealing a client--was probably arranged by the producers.

I agree, r357; If Altman was really mad, after being slapped, he would not have walked away so calmly. Staged.

You all know already, these shows are not always as they appear (big understatement). I caught the last season episode the other night, and had to laugh. The big home Altman was supposed to sell "in 30 days", and where he proposed to his gf, went to Auction, Oct. 9. That owner, the big time jewelry designer (he kind of was, many years ago), lost it all.

Home - 2300 Kimridge Rd., Beverly Hills

I think Andy Cowen laughs all the way to the bank.

From Wikipedia:

Michael Lorber chose not to return due to the series not improving his business.[9] He also stated that most of the scenes within the series are manufactured for the cameras.

Million Dollar Listing New York was renewed for a third season on August 1, 2013

Josh Flagg bought that house for real, it is Nicki Hilton's old house. It is in his name only, no boyfriend's name on the deed. Josh Flagg also STILL owns the condo in Century City... so the drama about having sold it and needing to get out in 30 days was fake. Given his wealth 1.6 million house + 1.5 million condo would be easy. I would have expected him to buy something in the $3 million range, but keeping the Condo (and planning to all along makes buying the 1,600 square foot house make much more sense. I would guess Colton is being regulated to the house and Josh will have his condo as the "man-cave".

We need a Million Dollar Listing Detroit.

Josh F.'s condo shows as sold.

the Spanish house does not show as sold.

Micheal Lorbor is boring and ugly, definitely not MDLLA material.

Michael Lorber strikes me as a geek not gay. So I don't believe he had a threeway with the two guys from MDLLA. Now Ryan Serhant strikes be as bi-sexual or bi-curious. And did Madison hop on Grindr for another hot latino while in NY? An escort told me his friend got with Madison and got paid nicely.

They need to get rid of Madison. He is boring.

If they showed the real Madison who shops on Grindr for spicy Latino's that would make him more interesting, because on the show his personality is like watching cement dry.

Josh Altman and Heather's relationship seems phony after all to me. You notice they are hardly affectionate with each other like normal couples do. Also, they are very mechanical and wooden when they are together when normally a real couple would be very relaxed together. They have been a couple, supposedly, for 3 years and they just don't connect? please! Also, Josh Altman's brother and Heather would have a friendly relationship because she is Josh's girlfriend. She would give Josh's brother a hug ask him how is he doing vice versa. Josh's proposal was stiff and mechanical and so was she.These people have been a couple for 3 years? Sorry, I don't buy it.

R362 Josh did not buy Nicky Hilton's house - he bought David Katzenberg's house. Nicky & David dated till 2 years ago. Nicky lived a few blocks away, on Sierra Alta Way, in a home the always tacky Faye Resnick decorated - just as she did the sister's home(s), or as I call her, the 'P' word. Nicky took a loss on that one - bought in '07 for $2.8 mil., sold last April for $2,625,000. Paid high, sold low - bad deal Nick. Anyway, David is the son of Jeff K. - former Disney honcho, who then partnered with Spielberg & Geffen, to form Dreamworks. He bought a new house ( just up the street, on Doheny ) last January for $3,450,000. Nice as it is, nothing as nice as daddy's pads - daddy paid $35 million for a lot, in Trousdale, in '09, where he's still building a huge new home. He also owns a great beach home, about 18 houses up from pal Geffen, in Malibu.

(former) Nicky Hilton - 1307 Sierra Alta Way, West Hollywood / for old Hollywood lovers, classic screen queen Norma Shearer's last home (still owned by her late husband Martin's widow, Michele, is a few doors down, & is falling apart - a simple, small mid-century modern. A far cry from the mansions Shearer had lived in , earlier in her life. An original cougar, Shearer was 36 when she married BDF Arrouge. He was 24. She went girl !

(last home) Norma Shearer - 1207 Sierra Alta Way

David Katzenberg - 1355 N. Doheny Dr.

Jeffrey Katzenberg - 1025 Loma Vista Dr.,BH / Malibu home - 22350 Pacific Coast Hwy.

R336, you must be a new viewer, because Madison had a big crush on his black personal trainer. That was the very first episode , if my memory serves me right. So, Madison is correct, he's definitely an equal opportunity dater and is down with the swirl.

I know it won't happen, but I'd like them to add 2 more male realtors to both the LA and NYC shows. I just don't think 3 main cast members is enough. There would be more male bravado and fighting if that happened.

R373, I was thinking the same thing.

Micheal Lorber isn't gay. Someone I know is married to a close friend of his. His father is very, very rich. I don't think Lorber really works as a realtor because he's so rich. That was just for the show.

I wonder if Madison on some level envies the seemingly "rock solid" relationship of Josh F. and his guy? I think if someone even remotely like Mr. Right comes on the scene, Mad will jump on him like a hot potato.

Perhaps Mr. potato is available??

r371, That house is not the one Josh and his boyfriend toured on the show. He surprised the boyfriend buying a house around 1.5 and paid $50,000 more than list. It was under 1800 sq. ft. He said that his relationship was more important than the money toward the end of the show. He even referred to the house by the street it was on when surprising the bf.

More reality show discrepancies.

The problem with Josh A is that he's such a shitty actor. It's difficult for him to pull off all these fake scenes. You can see him trying not to laugh sometimes when he's speaking lines written for him, especially these fake fights and drama with his phoney "girlfriend".

I do think most of the drama on the Listing shows, is completely phony.

Flagg seems like an asshole but he's still easy to like, I wonder why? Maybe it's because he's honest about being a selfish prick?

R371 C'mon gentleman (and ladies, and everyone else), Josh F. bought the house on Cory - and r362 has it right when he says JF's name IS the only one on the trust deed. R362 was wrong when he/she said it used to be Nicky H.'s. Thats what I clarified.

Josh Flagg - 1133 Cory Ave., LA

Does his boyfriend feel satisfied with the house? Does he want to have babies?

How long as Josh been with his boyfriend? Maybe he should just give the house to him as a gift?

R383 Knowing what I know about Josh & Colt, THAT will never happen !

Damn. Seems like you can't count on anything...

BTW, did you catch the Bravo announcement that they are working on Million Dollar Listing MIAMI? No joke.

working on it? they finished filming, and it will be out soon.

Florida real estate has been in the shitter so I have no idea how Miami will work out.

Miami's back. big time Danny Hertzberg, son of Jill, big time Miami realtor should be on the show. Very cute guy.

NEW YORK IS BETTER, but Miami is Hott!

As long as the have hot guys, I will watch. If they don't, then I won't.

Hot ass NYC realtor should come visit in CA Million Dollar Listing LA and check out the showers in beautiful Los Angeles homes.

Mr. H [R381 & R384]: anyone can look up the information you posted, real estate transactions are hardly a secret.

R393 Did I say anything about it being a secret ? Deeds are public information. I was just confirming what R362 said - Josh's name is the only one on the Title. No big secret, nor did I state it that way. Just interesting to find out the house was not in both Josh & Colt's names - that's all .

I get the feeling Josh loves Colt although he is less ready to make lifetime commitment ie. marriage as he holds the trump card: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

This always seems to be the case in relationships, gay or heterosexual.

Ryan should come to visit Malibu!

Did that guy with the bowl cut or wig or whatever it was on his head who used to be on the show ever come out?

I absolutely LOVE Million Dollar Listing NY, but I can NEVER get into Million Dollar Listing LA. The guys from LA Josh A., Josh Flagg, and Madison are so cement dry boring. Their fights look so scripted and contrived and they aren't as fast paced as the MDLNY group. I love the one liners of Ryan Serhant, the theatrics of Frederik, and the charisma of that spicy Latin Louis. It's so much more entertaining to watch them.

I heard a Million Dollar Listing Miami is coming, watch that have manly Cubans, I will watch that one. They should also do a Million Dollar Listing DC.

The sales and listings on MDL LA seem not to really be actual transactions. Friends give them a listing and it turns out the house never sold or was listed, even though they have Open Houses with other brokers... for the camera?????

Fuck off MDLNY fans--start your own fucking thread! This thread is for Josh, Madison, and Josh. Fuck! Off!

AND ME!~

I agree with R400. You New Yorkers are insanely and sickly obsessed about New York to the point you inflate everything coming out of that city as if everything comes from some celestial place studded in gems and solid gold. Get off of this thread and stay on your own thread on MDLNY! you're obnoxious!

R402 It's not my fault you decided to live in some boring ass small town in the midwest where majority of people don't even know exist. Million Dollar Listing New York with Ryan Serhant, Frederick Ekland, and Louis Ortiz is far better than Milion Dollar Listing LA with Queen Madison, Princess Josh Flagg, and Sir Josh Altman boring asses so DEAL!

Josh Douchebag crashed his Range Rover into the House of Blues in L.A. Pictures at the link including one with Heather in it. Does this mean REAL relationship after all?

I have spent much time in NYC and LA, west of downtown. While I prefer New York City, there's a very good argument for LA - the ocean, warm weather, slower pace, some cultural aspects.

Would love to live in Malibu with a view of the Pacific Ocean, or Tapanga Canyon.

We're all, like, totally jealous of R403. He's living the life most of us can only dream of.

r404, Photos remind me of "Earth Girls Are Easy," (1989), in which the doughnut at Randy's Donuts is pierced by a flying station wagon carrying surfboards.!!!

I wonder if any of their t.v. transactions are r e a l?

[quote]They need to get rid of Madison. He is boring.

I agree. He's the stereotypical dumb boring Californian guy.

{R31] Meeee too!!! Nice guy and obviously gorgeous (I think better in person) but my gosh his voice was driving me NUTS this season. He's a very sweet guy but here comes the slam:

P.S. Girlfriend needs to layoff the bottle a bit, was at a couple of events where he was just tanked. Glad to see he admitted to sleeping with a woman, yes woman, client on Cohen's show. He's as gay as a --- to tired to think of something to say but this was the talk in Malibu last year.

r410, are you saying all of Liberal Hip, Malibu, CA folks had to talk about was a Realtor's sexual orientation?

This is why even though gay rights bills get passed, people still sink to the lowest common denominator.

Especially sad as Malibu is connected with Hollywood in a big way as mostly only film people can afford to now live there now and hang out there a lot.

I would rather sleep with some of the guys from Million Dollar Listing NYC vs. L.A.

I do no get off on a man wearing house slippers instead of shoes when going out. This kind of seems like something Scott Disick would wear to set himself apart from "the masses."

Bring on more NYC shower scenes.

Is Heather going to have a t.v. wedding?

bump

The NY men seem more conniving than West coast guys that just seem mean to one another.

there is nothing wrong with wearing slippers outside

Wearing slippers outside of home or a hotel room is what a Dandy would do.

Why isn't Mauricio on this show!?!?

Mauricio has been on as a guest at Heather's open house, no?

Douchebag Josh used to work for Mauricio. Now he and his brother work out of the same office as Mauricio. Heather works with Mauricio in co-listings.

Mauricio does NOT manscape!!

god I miss Chad Rogers. I can do without Victoria, but his ridiculous stupid hair an equally stupid dog were prime TV.

I loved Starlycakes almost as much as I enjoyed Chad saying "Starlycakes."

Billy and his dad are on a new Discovery show called [italic]Rods N' Wheels,[/italic] about Billy Sr.'s car-restoration business. Billy Jr. sports a tight mechanic's shirt with the sleeves cut off to show his guns.

is Billy gay?

Billy needs to have his no no explored

OMG!!! Thank you, R424! I LOVE Billy Jr. According to Wikipedia, his dad is 46...and Jr is only 18. He's a baby!!

Be sure to embiggen Billy for a better look. :-)

Awww. :(

I'm watching season 9 now. WTF is up with Madison? Does he have anorexia? I wonder if there's a different reason behind the life coach. Maybe she's there to make sure he eats?

Tv transactions are fake. The relationships are fake, everything is fake. Those guys are not directly given the listings and they are not closing the deal. The clients or potential buyers are not really buying.

I have so many questions about season 9 which I just finished. WTF is wrong with Madison? It's not even the fact that he's anorexic, it's the fact that he seems to be mentally unstable. Idk.. there's just something really odd about him this year. Also, we barely got to see him sell houses even though he proclaimed he was finally back! My guess is he was dealing with some "issues" behind the scenes which is why he was barely in it all season. Also.. what happened to his and Josh Flagg's friendship? They seemed close in previous seasons. I remember Josh congratulating Madison on coming out. Or was it the other way around? Anyways.. they were clearly close at one point, yet they didn't talk once during all of season 9. I wouldn't be surprised at all if they had a falling out. Maybe because Madison had some issues or whatever. Last but not least.. why the fuck would he continue working with a broken jaw? He looked fucking ridiculous. It's not like he couldn't afford to take those days off, he has the money and people would understand. Everyone can get sick. He looked absolutely ridiculous when he tried talking with that jaw.

To the shock of no one: Madison is not returning to the show next season.