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Scat, serious question

Not trolling, and I'm not here to judge anyone. I'm curious if anyone here has either tried it, was approached to try it, or knows someone who is into it. I haven't crossed paths with anyone who is involved with that kink. To me, the stink alone would be a boner killer.

by Anonymousreply 5705/28/2015

I've never met a scat queen - a few piss queens, however.

I believe the people responsible for throwing pedophilia accusations at all gay men also included scat hoping something would stick.

by Anonymousreply 107/26/2013

Everybody poops.

by Anonymousreply 207/27/2013

Well there certainly people of both genders who get into it. Strange fetish since we are taught to abhor feces, but whatever. I guess it's the final frontier of kink, what could be more extreme or forbidden?

by Anonymousreply 307/27/2013

[quote]Strange fetish since we are taught to abhor feces,

It's not "taught," it's instinctive. Even animals are naturally repulsed by it. They don't shit where they eat or sleep.

by Anonymousreply 407/27/2013

Bullshit. Many dogs eat it.

by Anonymousreply 507/27/2013

People involved with scat always have health problems. It's sick and stupid to try it.

by Anonymousreply 607/27/2013

Hepatitis, parasites, yeesh.

by Anonymousreply 707/27/2013

I've never known anyone into this, even tho guys are always accusing each other of it.

by Anonymousreply 807/27/2013

I don't think anyone is really into it behind closed doors. But people do it to shock.

by Anonymousreply 907/27/2013

Stewie Griffin watches [italic]Two Girls One Cup[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 1007/27/2013

I've had a fascination with it for awhile. I do belong to a couple of sites that are for the scat fans. I absolutely get turned on by watching two (or more) guys play. It just seems like it's the ultimate in intamacy. That said, I've never really played with it and not sure I really could. The smell definitely can be a deterrent but then, caught in the moment, I could see me letting my guard down and go for it...

by Anonymousreply 1107/27/2013

The "shit" in that stupid Two Girls, One Cup was obviously some kind of concoction resembling chocolate frozen yogurt. It even comes out of the girl's ass in a swirl, the way you see frozen yogurt or ice cream coming out of the machine at Dairy Queen.

by Anonymousreply 1207/27/2013

[quote]Everybody poops.

Not true. Some of us are above that. You obviously don't subscribe to goop.com

by Anonymousreply 1307/27/2013

Ella Fitzgerald was into it.

by Anonymousreply 1407/27/2013

[quote]The "shit" in that stupid Two Girls, One Cup was obviously some kind of concoction resembling chocolate frozen yogurt. It even comes out of the girl's ass in a swirl, the way you see frozen yogurt or ice cream coming out of the machine at Dairy Queen.

Somebody once posted that video here, and I got absolutely sick.

by Anonymousreply 1507/27/2013

I have slept w a rethuglican. Does that count

by Anonymousreply 1607/27/2013

Isn't Danny Thomas one?

by Anonymousreply 1707/27/2013

r17, No he's not, he's Lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 1807/29/2013

Years ago when I lived in a rural place and was not getting any I met a man that wanted to play shit. He was very good looking, young and built and NO NO NO NO NO NO...................

by Anonymousreply 1907/29/2013

I am totally repulsed by scat, but cannot deny that a good, healthy dump is one of life's greatest pleasures.

by Anonymousreply 2007/29/2013

r20 Preach it!

by Anonymousreply 2107/29/2013

I think being "into scat" rarely if ever goes beyond where r11 is - people might be in it as a fantasy or in pictures but that's about it.

by Anonymousreply 2207/31/2013

A few years ago I saw videos of this guy doing it. He's probably still doing "stuff". Enjoy.

by Anonymousreply 2307/31/2013

Does farting in a balloon count?

by Anonymousreply 2412/22/2014

I've never tried it and I wouldn't it grosses me out. If you like it whatever.

by Anonymousreply 2512/22/2014

People into scat has severe self-loathing issues.

They need to be under the care of a psychiatrist.

by Anonymousreply 2612/22/2014

They all seem to live in Germany.

by Anonymousreply 2712/22/2014

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 2812/22/2014

Have been with two guys who were into it. It was when I first came out and was experimenting with all sorts of sex. Did nothing for me.

by Anonymousreply 2912/22/2014

Food, clothes: I don't like anything secondhand.

by Anonymousreply 3012/22/2014

When I lived in Germany I knew a (straight) porn producer who made scat videos, as well as some of the people who "acted" in them. And was friendly with another guy who was into it, but I never pressed for details. Based on my experiences & the fact that it seems like all scheissporn is produced there, it certainly strikes me as a particularly German fetish but it's not exactly mainstream there, either.

by Anonymousreply 3112/22/2014

I sat on a rim chair and fed a guy once, just to say I've done it. Didn't do anything for me and was instantly repulsed by the guy (goodlooking as he was) after the fact.

by Anonymousreply 3212/22/2014

When do you become comfortable enough with someone to bring this up? Fifth date? I'd run from the room the minute someone told me they wanted me to pinch a dookie on them. Nasty.

by Anonymousreply 3312/22/2014

[quote]I sat on a rim chair and fed a guy once, just to say I've done it.

And what was the reaction from your relatives at Thanksgiving dinner?

by Anonymousreply 3412/22/2014

The webmaster is so going to delete this and revoke OP's membership if s/he has one - for whatever reason, one of the unwritten rules of DL is to never ever start a thread that discusses feces. I'm afraid I'm going to have my membership revoked for even writing this....

by Anonymousreply 3512/22/2014

what is it exactly and what do people do? Eat it?

by Anonymousreply 3612/22/2014

R31, did you meet Veronika Moser?

by Anonymousreply 3712/22/2014

I just had my first experience with Scat very recently. My longtime gal had been wanting to try it out forever so finally about a week ago. I caved, I mean after all you only live once right?

I decided that the "night" would be very special. I made a very special dinner of steak burritos, chili, and chocolate milk. And for dessert-bacon and eggs. I felt like I was training for a marathon!

Anyway after dinner we started fooling around. After a while of that my gal, Beatrice, started probing my "brown eye" as she called it with her thumb. Now mind you my gal Beatrice is not tiny she looks a lot like Shirley Hemphill but with the elegance and class of Jackie O. Anyway her thumb is going further and further up my poop shoot and still I feel nothing. This goes on for a good ten minutes (though it felt like hours) but nothing is coming out. Beatrice then stuck not one, not two, not three, but four supposotories up there. But still...no go. I told her that coffee enemas were supposed to work good. Well we didn't have an enema tube so she just started sucking up sanka with a bendy straw and squirting it in my whole. After another twenty minutes without any numero due in sight. We gave up.

I could see how heartbroken she was so I agreed to let her be the crapper (since it was my first time I was supposed to just be the crapper and she the crappee.) so she went at it with gusto. She let out about three juicy logs on my ninnies. But the best(?) was yet to come, all of the sudden this stream of poop came flying out of her squinty and it came out fast! It was kind of like the Trevi Fountain except it was like the Trevi Fountain if dookee came out and not water. Well, there was SOME water, but not a lot. My God I don't know how it happened but a half eaten cinnamon donut came out of there. It was truly a horn of plenty of non digestable viddles.

Anyhoo, we played around for an hour and then through the sheets in the oven to dry them off before throwing them in the trash. All in all not a bad experience, but not something that I would want to do everyday. Special occassions? Maybe.

by Anonymousreply 3812/22/2014

Hold me, R35 !!!! I clicked on this thread accidentally, and now I am afraid I will be banned. Or even worse.

by Anonymousreply 3912/22/2014

[quote]did you meet Veronika Moser?

Nope...and I deeply regret Googling her.

by Anonymousreply 4012/22/2014

I'm a connisewer, honey.

by Anonymousreply 4112/22/2014

I've seen a couple of scat porno videos. The guys who are consuming the feces always seem to be heavily drugged.

by Anonymousreply 4212/22/2014

I love scat singing

by Anonymousreply 4312/22/2014

I have an acquaintance who pays to blow me. I guess that makes me a whore. He has swallowed my piss a few times, and wants to get into scat. I'm sure he'll pay me well -- he's very rich -- but I just can't bring myself to do it. I'm not even sure I'd know HOW to do it.

by Anonymousreply 4412/22/2014

Is eating baby shit a form of child abuse?

And does it taste like chicken? I mean, if a person has eaten chicken?

And is it Eggs Danny Thomas if it's runny?

And if Whoopi eats her own and shits it again, is it Shit Shit?

And what happened to Chuck Berry's toilet tapes? DId the police return them. Does his breath still smell like poop? Is that his lips natural color or, well, you know?

So many questions. Not to pass judgment. And by judgment I mean a tasty log.

by Anonymousreply 4512/22/2014

[R17], That's Lebanese Blanche!

by Anonymousreply 4612/22/2014

I remember this one time, about twelve us, plus a newbie. I don't know what he was trying to prove, but he went straight for Natani'elu, the Samoan. As one would expect, of course he couldn't take the entire package, and this required him to .. chew. Well, I don't have to tell you what followed, and he ruined the evening for the rest of us. After whatever food he had in his system, and after some blood, I swear he started bringing up body parts.

Some things will even make us gag.

Later, a few of us went for drinks. The waiter was a bit standoffish, but bless his heart he did his best. We left him a nice big tip.

by Anonymousreply 4712/23/2014

P.S. I know what you were thinking. Money, of course.

by Anonymousreply 4812/23/2014

I heard if you rub it on your face you won't get wrinkles.

by Anonymousreply 4901/02/2015

I'm into it.

by Anonymousreply 5001/02/2015

Anyone who seriously considers it has a few screws loose.

by Anonymousreply 5101/02/2015

[quote]People into scat has severe self-loathing issues

That's like saying people into anal sex don't like to eat potatoes and gravy while sitting in a Honda.

I would run from anyone who is interested in scat as well as anyone who posts on gay forums with "self-loathing" accusations. Those trolls who see self-loathing connections everywhere probably just looked in the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 5201/02/2015

I don't see what the big deal is. You were fine with it when you ate it the first time. Why so prissy about it now?

by Anonymousreply 5301/02/2015

I'm really turned on by the fantasy of watching guys sitting and reading and enjoying a bm -- with or without their knowing I was watching. Seeing how they wipe themselves, etc. And I do fantasize about taking a shit with another guy in a men's room without stalls. It's an intimacy thing. But I don't want any contact with the product of the activity.

by Anonymousreply 5405/27/2015

The closest to a scat experience I've had is getting a blowjob while I'm pooping a hard formed stool. The orgasm is no different from an orgasm with a dick up your ass. It's the sweetest pain.

by Anonymousreply 5505/27/2015

I think it's vile, but I sort of understand it intellectually.

I have enjoyed piss play, mostly because it's warm and comes out of a cock, and I'm very cock focused, so it has been a turn on for me. So if I was a really ass-focused guy, I guess I can see where the leap gets made.

But very much not for me. I was with one of the hottest men I have ever been with, and he wanted to scoop poo out of me after I poo'd. And I just couldn't.

I'm usually pretty cavalier if it's not working between me and another dude - it is what it is when you're just trickin' around - but I cried a little out of frustration on that one when he left. Damn my luck.

by Anonymousreply 5605/27/2015

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by Anonymousreply 5705/28/2015
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