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Miami Marlins outfielder Giancarlo Stanton nude on the cover of ESPN magazine

Wow. And he's 6'6". And 23 years old.

by Anonymousreply 5406/27/2015

Turn off the water!!!!

by Anonymousreply 107/14/2013

It almost looks as if he's in high heels and a tutu.

by Anonymousreply 207/14/2013

hot

by Anonymousreply 307/14/2013

golden boy

by Anonymousreply 407/14/2013

It would be great to be the one who is painting him gold.

by Anonymousreply 507/14/2013

[quote]It almost looks as if he's in high heels and a tutu.

Hot image.

by Anonymousreply 607/15/2013

Very creative use of water.

by Anonymousreply 707/15/2013

[RE 4 & 5] and in the 'golden boy' pic, he's making gay face

by Anonymousreply 807/15/2013

He's not really naked.

by Anonymousreply 907/15/2013

OP, Ive had such a crush on this guy, I posted him the sexy baseball players thread! I didnt know he was THAT tall, the pinga must be gigantic.

by Anonymousreply 1007/15/2013

That is supposition, R10.

by Anonymousreply 1107/15/2013

Who's the guy in the middle of that photo, R10? He has a cute, somewhat hairy hair torso.

by Anonymousreply 1207/15/2013

yaasss!

by Anonymousreply 1307/15/2013

What's a hairy hair torso?

by Anonymousreply 1407/15/2013

R14, a hairy, hair torso is what results when one has had too many glasses of wine and just took an ambien.

by Anonymousreply 1507/15/2013

I hope Giancarlo's girlfriend is really beautiful. Miami is crawling with dudes that look just like him, walking sex machines, and they are usually with these plain, miserable looking bitches. I almost think hot Latin guys do this on purpose.

Gian. Im available if your girlfriend is not sucking your nipples and your dick. You're 23 and you need that everyday papi!

by Anonymousreply 1607/15/2013

I'm loving that he has just the slightest bit of gayvoice.

by Anonymousreply 1807/16/2013

This guy is so so damn hot! Amazing body.

by Anonymousreply 1907/16/2013

Bump for Mr. Stanton.

by Anonymousreply 2007/18/2013

He looks like a mannequin.

by Anonymousreply 2107/18/2013

Yep, a MAN-I-CAN fuck!

by Anonymousreply 2207/18/2013

[quote]I'm loving that he has just the slightest bit of gayvoice

You think so? He sounds very monotone. But he's still hotter than fuck!

by Anonymousreply 2307/19/2013

He has nice perky nipples under the gold paint. Too bad the roll of towels is in the photo.

by Anonymousreply 2407/19/2013

He is dazzling!

Love him!

by Anonymousreply 2507/19/2013

I'd tap that!

by Anonymousreply 2607/19/2013

R24, it's already posted at R4.

by Anonymousreply 2707/20/2013

Really? Really?

by Anonymousreply 2807/20/2013

Giancarlo, those hoes Kim and Rob Kardashian, and some black guy

by Anonymousreply 2907/20/2013

"Some black guy"? Sheesh.

by Anonymousreply 3007/20/2013

I don't watch reality TV nor the ET gossip-type shows so I've never seen Kim Kardashian until this photo. She's downright fugly and in need of a breast reduction. Her too-small head perched on the zaftig body looks like a cartoon character in an old-fashioned smut magazine.

by Anonymousreply 3107/20/2013

Where are the photos before the water splash?

by Anonymousreply 3207/20/2013

[quote]I've never seen Kim Kardashian until this photo. She's downright fugly...

Either you have no idea what the word "fugly" means, or you are in desperate need of an eye exam. Kim Kardashian may be many things (ubiquitous, annoying, fame-hungry), but she is NOT ugly--in any way, shape or form. Her thick body and large breasts are a wonderful diversion from the sickly stick figures that are usually touted as the standard of beauty by Hollywood. The size of her head is a non-issue, and it's a ridiculous thing to point out anyway (she has her hair pulled tightly back in that pic, for one). She needs a breast reduction? Says who? If they don't hurt her back then she doesn't need a reduction. I'd assume you are a gay man, R31, so what do you care about the size of her breasts for, anyway? I'd love to see what you call "pretty."

by Anonymousreply 3307/20/2013

R33 = Obese frau posting in between munching on a dozen donuts while trying to decide what flavor fat-free popcorn she wants, followed by a quart of low-calorie frozen cookie-dough ice cream topped with lo-cal Cool Whip.

by Anonymousreply 3407/20/2013

FAIL, R34. You mad?

by Anonymousreply 3507/20/2013

[quote]You mad?

Of course not. It was a no-brainer that you would deny. Fat frau or not, you clearly display a fat frau mentality who's a fan of reality swill.

by Anonymousreply 3607/20/2013

Another FAIL, R36. You clearly are not on your game.

by Anonymousreply 3707/21/2013

GURLS!

Let us not let the Kardashian hoes ruin the discussion on Giancarlo and his giant pinga

by Anonymousreply 3807/21/2013

Is that his boyfriend with him?

by Anonymousreply 3907/21/2013

Very hot. More than cock, I'd like to see a full ass shot, but, obviously, the "Body Issue" of ESPN doesn't go that far.

Sort of genius, ESPN coming up with their own Birthday Suit edition, which appeals to women, gay men, and tons of het men who want to look at women and also look at men, simply to look, or to compare themselves, or because they have repressed shit going on.

by Anonymousreply 4007/21/2013

ass ass ass

by Anonymousreply 4107/21/2013

Idiots at R38 and R29, it's "hos" not "hoes." A hoe is a gardening tool.

by Anonymousreply 4207/21/2013

For the HOE at r42:

by Anonymousreply 4307/21/2013

hot dude, cool humanitarian

by Anonymousreply 4407/21/2013

He's single??

by Anonymousreply 4508/16/2013

He looks good enough to eat.

by Anonymousreply 4608/18/2013

fine ass dude

by Anonymousreply 4708/24/2013

This guy is hot!

by Anonymousreply 4808/25/2013

He is so hot... tremendo machote......

by Anonymousreply 4908/11/2014

Racist POS at R50

by Anonymousreply 5108/11/2014

he is hot

by Anonymousreply 5211/30/2014

Does he use the same body oil as Kim K-dash?

by Anonymousreply 5311/30/2014

He is just fine as can be, and seems sweet!

by Anonymousreply 5406/27/2015
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