Wow. And he's 6'6". And 23 years old.
Miami Marlins outfielder Giancarlo Stanton nude on the cover of ESPN magazine
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 25, 2020 2:41 AM |
Turn off the water!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 15, 2013 3:19 AM |
It almost looks as if he's in high heels and a tutu.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 15, 2013 3:22 AM |
It would be great to be the one who is painting him gold.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 15, 2013 3:38 AM |
[quote]It almost looks as if he's in high heels and a tutu.
Hot image.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 15, 2013 4:51 AM |
Very creative use of water.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 15, 2013 4:54 AM |
[RE 4 & 5] and in the 'golden boy' pic, he's making gay face
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 15, 2013 4:59 AM |
He's not really naked.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 15, 2013 5:02 AM |
OP, Ive had such a crush on this guy, I posted him the sexy baseball players thread! I didnt know he was THAT tall, the pinga must be gigantic.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 15, 2013 5:21 AM |
That is supposition, R10.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 15, 2013 5:27 AM |
Who's the guy in the middle of that photo, R10? He has a cute, somewhat hairy hair torso.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 15, 2013 5:31 AM |
What's a hairy hair torso?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 15, 2013 5:35 AM |
R14, a hairy, hair torso is what results when one has had too many glasses of wine and just took an ambien.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 15, 2013 5:38 AM |
I hope Giancarlo's girlfriend is really beautiful. Miami is crawling with dudes that look just like him, walking sex machines, and they are usually with these plain, miserable looking bitches. I almost think hot Latin guys do this on purpose.
Gian. Im available if your girlfriend is not sucking your nipples and your dick. You're 23 and you need that everyday papi!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 15, 2013 5:59 AM |
Giancarlo is African American, Puerto Rican, and Irish. Ive noticed that this is the holy grail combo for hot mixed guys.
I wonder if Giancarlo grooms his chest.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 15, 2013 2:25 PM |
I'm loving that he has just the slightest bit of gayvoice.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 16, 2013 4:24 AM |
This guy is so so damn hot! Amazing body.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 16, 2013 2:31 PM |
Bump for Mr. Stanton.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 19, 2013 12:01 AM |
He looks like a mannequin.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 19, 2013 12:16 AM |
Yep, a MAN-I-CAN fuck!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 19, 2013 12:18 AM |
[quote]I'm loving that he has just the slightest bit of gayvoice
You think so? He sounds very monotone. But he's still hotter than fuck!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 19, 2013 9:51 PM |
He has nice perky nipples under the gold paint. Too bad the roll of towels is in the photo.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 20, 2013 1:16 AM |
He is dazzling!
Love him!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 20, 2013 1:19 AM |
I'd tap that!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 20, 2013 1:21 AM |
R24, it's already posted at R4.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 20, 2013 7:25 PM |
Really? Really?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 20, 2013 9:52 PM |
Giancarlo, those hoes Kim and Rob Kardashian, and some black guy
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 20, 2013 11:22 PM |
"Some black guy"? Sheesh.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 21, 2013 12:13 AM |
I don't watch reality TV nor the ET gossip-type shows so I've never seen Kim Kardashian until this photo. She's downright fugly and in need of a breast reduction. Her too-small head perched on the zaftig body looks like a cartoon character in an old-fashioned smut magazine.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 21, 2013 1:25 AM |
Where are the photos before the water splash?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 21, 2013 1:34 AM |
[quote]I've never seen Kim Kardashian until this photo. She's downright fugly...
Either you have no idea what the word "fugly" means, or you are in desperate need of an eye exam. Kim Kardashian may be many things (ubiquitous, annoying, fame-hungry), but she is NOT ugly--in any way, shape or form. Her thick body and large breasts are a wonderful diversion from the sickly stick figures that are usually touted as the standard of beauty by Hollywood. The size of her head is a non-issue, and it's a ridiculous thing to point out anyway (she has her hair pulled tightly back in that pic, for one). She needs a breast reduction? Says who? If they don't hurt her back then she doesn't need a reduction. I'd assume you are a gay man, R31, so what do you care about the size of her breasts for, anyway? I'd love to see what you call "pretty."
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 21, 2013 1:36 AM |
R33 = Obese frau posting in between munching on a dozen donuts while trying to decide what flavor fat-free popcorn she wants, followed by a quart of low-calorie frozen cookie-dough ice cream topped with lo-cal Cool Whip.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 21, 2013 1:47 AM |
FAIL, R34. You mad?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 21, 2013 1:57 AM |
[quote]You mad?
Of course not. It was a no-brainer that you would deny. Fat frau or not, you clearly display a fat frau mentality who's a fan of reality swill.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 21, 2013 2:58 AM |
Another FAIL, R36. You clearly are not on your game.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 21, 2013 11:26 PM |
GURLS!
Let us not let the Kardashian hoes ruin the discussion on Giancarlo and his giant pinga
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 21, 2013 11:37 PM |
Is that his boyfriend with him?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 21, 2013 11:43 PM |
Very hot. More than cock, I'd like to see a full ass shot, but, obviously, the "Body Issue" of ESPN doesn't go that far.
Sort of genius, ESPN coming up with their own Birthday Suit edition, which appeals to women, gay men, and tons of het men who want to look at women and also look at men, simply to look, or to compare themselves, or because they have repressed shit going on.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 21, 2013 11:50 PM |
Idiots at R38 and R29, it's "hos" not "hoes." A hoe is a gardening tool.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 22, 2013 12:05 AM |
hot dude, cool humanitarian
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 22, 2013 2:17 AM |
He looks good enough to eat.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 18, 2013 11:41 PM |
fine ass dude
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 25, 2013 2:07 AM |
This guy is hot!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 25, 2013 9:45 PM |
He is so hot... tremendo machote......
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 11, 2014 1:32 PM |
His body's nice but his face is too ethnic.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 11, 2014 1:45 PM |
Racist POS at R50
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 11, 2014 1:53 PM |
he is hot
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 30, 2014 3:21 PM |
Does he use the same body oil as Kim K-dash?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 30, 2014 3:26 PM |
He is just fine as can be, and seems sweet!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 27, 2015 4:58 AM |
I am willing console him in this devastating time.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 27, 2016 5:29 AM |
Sorry. Forgot to post my photo two years ago.
But I do think Stanton is lovely.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 27, 2016 5:41 AM |
And that's what passes for really, really hot these days? Jesus Christ, how times have changed...
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 2, 2017 9:29 AM |
Stud bro
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 2, 2017 12:26 PM |
Fanatics who sublimate their heavily repressed homosexual urges through athletic voyeurism must be incredibly happy with this development of putting gay porn in the pages of sports magazines.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 2, 2017 9:17 PM |
I love him. He needs to stay away from these two thots tho.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 2, 2017 9:38 PM |
TWATS. They are twats.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 2, 2017 10:06 PM |
I love him and want to marry him.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 2, 2017 10:10 PM |
GET IN LINE r64.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 2, 2017 10:12 PM |
Boss
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 2, 2017 11:05 PM |
I don't think this pic is really what I want it to be, but it's fun to imagine.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 26, 2017 1:49 PM |
The Body Issue is ESPN's attempt to be edgy, but ultimately it's pretty lame. Warwick Rowers, Dieux Du Stade, and other similar productions are far superior.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 26, 2017 2:12 PM |
Too ethnic
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 26, 2017 2:19 PM |
Gian is the #1 celeb dick pics I want to see right now
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 26, 2017 2:27 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 6, 2018 4:19 PM |
Since I don't follow sports, I can only judge him by his looks, and he is fug.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 6, 2018 4:26 PM |
R77, the ultimate taste patrol*
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 6, 2018 8:59 PM |
r77, good, more for me! That is over six feet of tan muscle god.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 6, 2018 9:09 PM |
I saw him at an Orioles game. While A Justice is huge, Giancarlo is built like a stacked gladiator. His ass looks like two huge pumpkins. He looks like his uniform was poured onto his form, making his presence almost pornographic and oh so distracting
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 3, 2018 3:58 PM |
lol r81 I would've been drooling
his body is incredible, even his leg muscles are giant. His naked ass must be glorious!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 3, 2018 4:10 PM |
First Homer of 2020 Season! Yankees Giancarlo Stanton BLASTS one! via @YouTube
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 24, 2020 1:39 AM |
Fuck off R83 with the stupid thread bump
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 24, 2020 1:44 AM |
Is he white-white?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 24, 2020 1:48 AM |
This is excellent use of an existing thread, r83. Brava!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 24, 2020 1:53 AM |
What an alpha
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 24, 2020 2:05 AM |
How about us big guys? Can’t we get some love too?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 24, 2020 2:09 AM |
I don’t think Giancarlo has any tattoos either. Bonus!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 24, 2020 2:10 AM |
Woof!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 25, 2020 2:28 AM |