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Miami Marlins outfielder Giancarlo Stanton nude on the cover of ESPN magazine

Wow. And he's 6'6". And 23 years old.

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by Anonymousreply 91July 25, 2020 2:41 AM

Turn off the water!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1July 15, 2013 3:19 AM

It almost looks as if he's in high heels and a tutu.

by Anonymousreply 2July 15, 2013 3:22 AM

hot

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by Anonymousreply 3July 15, 2013 3:34 AM

golden boy

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by Anonymousreply 4July 15, 2013 3:34 AM

It would be great to be the one who is painting him gold.

by Anonymousreply 5July 15, 2013 3:38 AM

[quote]It almost looks as if he's in high heels and a tutu.

Hot image.

by Anonymousreply 6July 15, 2013 4:51 AM

Very creative use of water.

by Anonymousreply 7July 15, 2013 4:54 AM

[RE 4 & 5] and in the 'golden boy' pic, he's making gay face

by Anonymousreply 8July 15, 2013 4:59 AM

He's not really naked.

by Anonymousreply 9July 15, 2013 5:02 AM

OP, Ive had such a crush on this guy, I posted him the sexy baseball players thread! I didnt know he was THAT tall, the pinga must be gigantic.

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by Anonymousreply 10July 15, 2013 5:21 AM

That is supposition, R10.

by Anonymousreply 11July 15, 2013 5:27 AM

Who's the guy in the middle of that photo, R10? He has a cute, somewhat hairy hair torso.

by Anonymousreply 12July 15, 2013 5:31 AM

yaasss!

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by Anonymousreply 13July 15, 2013 5:32 AM

What's a hairy hair torso?

by Anonymousreply 14July 15, 2013 5:35 AM

R14, a hairy, hair torso is what results when one has had too many glasses of wine and just took an ambien.

by Anonymousreply 15July 15, 2013 5:38 AM

I hope Giancarlo's girlfriend is really beautiful. Miami is crawling with dudes that look just like him, walking sex machines, and they are usually with these plain, miserable looking bitches. I almost think hot Latin guys do this on purpose.

Gian. Im available if your girlfriend is not sucking your nipples and your dick. You're 23 and you need that everyday papi!

by Anonymousreply 16July 15, 2013 5:59 AM

Giancarlo is African American, Puerto Rican, and Irish. Ive noticed that this is the holy grail combo for hot mixed guys.

I wonder if Giancarlo grooms his chest.

by Anonymousreply 17July 15, 2013 2:25 PM

I'm loving that he has just the slightest bit of gayvoice.

by Anonymousreply 18July 16, 2013 4:24 AM

This guy is so so damn hot! Amazing body.

by Anonymousreply 19July 16, 2013 2:31 PM

Bump for Mr. Stanton.

by Anonymousreply 20July 19, 2013 12:01 AM

He looks like a mannequin.

by Anonymousreply 21July 19, 2013 12:16 AM

Yep, a MAN-I-CAN fuck!

by Anonymousreply 22July 19, 2013 12:18 AM

[quote]I'm loving that he has just the slightest bit of gayvoice

You think so? He sounds very monotone. But he's still hotter than fuck!

by Anonymousreply 23July 19, 2013 9:51 PM

He has nice perky nipples under the gold paint. Too bad the roll of towels is in the photo.

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by Anonymousreply 24July 20, 2013 1:16 AM

He is dazzling!

Love him!

by Anonymousreply 25July 20, 2013 1:19 AM

I'd tap that!

by Anonymousreply 26July 20, 2013 1:21 AM

R24, it's already posted at R4.

by Anonymousreply 27July 20, 2013 7:25 PM

Really? Really?

by Anonymousreply 28July 20, 2013 9:52 PM

Giancarlo, those hoes Kim and Rob Kardashian, and some black guy

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by Anonymousreply 29July 20, 2013 11:22 PM

"Some black guy"? Sheesh.

by Anonymousreply 30July 21, 2013 12:13 AM

I don't watch reality TV nor the ET gossip-type shows so I've never seen Kim Kardashian until this photo. She's downright fugly and in need of a breast reduction. Her too-small head perched on the zaftig body looks like a cartoon character in an old-fashioned smut magazine.

by Anonymousreply 31July 21, 2013 1:25 AM

Where are the photos before the water splash?

by Anonymousreply 32July 21, 2013 1:34 AM

[quote]I've never seen Kim Kardashian until this photo. She's downright fugly...

Either you have no idea what the word "fugly" means, or you are in desperate need of an eye exam. Kim Kardashian may be many things (ubiquitous, annoying, fame-hungry), but she is NOT ugly--in any way, shape or form. Her thick body and large breasts are a wonderful diversion from the sickly stick figures that are usually touted as the standard of beauty by Hollywood. The size of her head is a non-issue, and it's a ridiculous thing to point out anyway (she has her hair pulled tightly back in that pic, for one). She needs a breast reduction? Says who? If they don't hurt her back then she doesn't need a reduction. I'd assume you are a gay man, R31, so what do you care about the size of her breasts for, anyway? I'd love to see what you call "pretty."

by Anonymousreply 33July 21, 2013 1:36 AM

R33 = Obese frau posting in between munching on a dozen donuts while trying to decide what flavor fat-free popcorn she wants, followed by a quart of low-calorie frozen cookie-dough ice cream topped with lo-cal Cool Whip.

by Anonymousreply 34July 21, 2013 1:47 AM

FAIL, R34. You mad?

by Anonymousreply 35July 21, 2013 1:57 AM

[quote]You mad?

Of course not. It was a no-brainer that you would deny. Fat frau or not, you clearly display a fat frau mentality who's a fan of reality swill.

by Anonymousreply 36July 21, 2013 2:58 AM

Another FAIL, R36. You clearly are not on your game.

by Anonymousreply 37July 21, 2013 11:26 PM

GURLS!

Let us not let the Kardashian hoes ruin the discussion on Giancarlo and his giant pinga

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by Anonymousreply 38July 21, 2013 11:37 PM

Is that his boyfriend with him?

by Anonymousreply 39July 21, 2013 11:43 PM

Very hot. More than cock, I'd like to see a full ass shot, but, obviously, the "Body Issue" of ESPN doesn't go that far.

Sort of genius, ESPN coming up with their own Birthday Suit edition, which appeals to women, gay men, and tons of het men who want to look at women and also look at men, simply to look, or to compare themselves, or because they have repressed shit going on.

by Anonymousreply 40July 21, 2013 11:50 PM

ass ass ass

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by Anonymousreply 41July 21, 2013 11:59 PM

Idiots at R38 and R29, it's "hos" not "hoes." A hoe is a gardening tool.

by Anonymousreply 42July 22, 2013 12:05 AM

For the HOE at r42:

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by Anonymousreply 43July 22, 2013 12:12 AM

hot dude, cool humanitarian

by Anonymousreply 44July 22, 2013 2:17 AM

He's single??

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by Anonymousreply 45August 16, 2013 10:39 PM

He looks good enough to eat.

by Anonymousreply 46August 18, 2013 11:41 PM

fine ass dude

by Anonymousreply 47August 25, 2013 2:07 AM

This guy is hot!

by Anonymousreply 48August 25, 2013 9:45 PM

He is so hot... tremendo machote......

by Anonymousreply 49August 11, 2014 1:32 PM

His body's nice but his face is too ethnic.

by Anonymousreply 50August 11, 2014 1:45 PM

Racist POS at R50

by Anonymousreply 51August 11, 2014 1:53 PM

he is hot

by Anonymousreply 52November 30, 2014 3:21 PM

Does he use the same body oil as Kim K-dash?

by Anonymousreply 53November 30, 2014 3:26 PM

He is just fine as can be, and seems sweet!

by Anonymousreply 54June 27, 2015 4:58 AM

I am willing console him in this devastating time.

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by Anonymousreply 55September 27, 2016 5:29 AM

Sorry. Forgot to post my photo two years ago.

But I do think Stanton is lovely.

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by Anonymousreply 56September 27, 2016 5:41 AM

Boss

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by Anonymousreply 57July 2, 2017 6:16 AM

And that's what passes for really, really hot these days? Jesus Christ, how times have changed...

by Anonymousreply 58July 2, 2017 9:29 AM

Stud bro

by Anonymousreply 59July 2, 2017 12:26 PM

Gun show

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by Anonymousreply 60October 2, 2017 9:00 PM

Fanatics who sublimate their heavily repressed homosexual urges through athletic voyeurism must be incredibly happy with this development of putting gay porn in the pages of sports magazines.

by Anonymousreply 61October 2, 2017 9:17 PM

I love him. He needs to stay away from these two thots tho.

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by Anonymousreply 62October 2, 2017 9:38 PM

TWATS. They are twats.

by Anonymousreply 63October 2, 2017 10:06 PM

I love him and want to marry him.

by Anonymousreply 64October 2, 2017 10:10 PM

GET IN LINE r64.

by Anonymousreply 65October 2, 2017 10:12 PM

music video

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by Anonymousreply 66October 2, 2017 10:20 PM

yaaaaasss papi

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by Anonymousreply 67October 2, 2017 10:22 PM

Boss

by Anonymousreply 68October 2, 2017 11:05 PM

looks like he's headed to the Yankees

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by Anonymousreply 69December 10, 2017 1:28 AM

.....

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by Anonymousreply 70December 26, 2017 1:17 PM

I don't think this pic is really what I want it to be, but it's fun to imagine.

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by Anonymousreply 71December 26, 2017 1:49 PM

The Body Issue is ESPN's attempt to be edgy, but ultimately it's pretty lame. Warwick Rowers, Dieux Du Stade, and other similar productions are far superior.

by Anonymousreply 72December 26, 2017 2:12 PM

Too ethnic

by Anonymousreply 73December 26, 2017 2:19 PM

Hot Damn!

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by Anonymousreply 74December 26, 2017 2:20 PM

Gian is the #1 celeb dick pics I want to see right now

by Anonymousreply 75December 26, 2017 2:27 PM
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by Anonymousreply 76March 6, 2018 4:19 PM

Since I don't follow sports, I can only judge him by his looks, and he is fug.

by Anonymousreply 77March 6, 2018 4:26 PM

R77, the ultimate taste patrol*

by Anonymousreply 78March 6, 2018 8:59 PM

r77, good, more for me! That is over six feet of tan muscle god.

by Anonymousreply 79March 6, 2018 9:09 PM

daddy

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by Anonymousreply 80September 3, 2018 3:53 PM

I saw him at an Orioles game. While A Justice is huge, Giancarlo is built like a stacked gladiator. His ass looks like two huge pumpkins. He looks like his uniform was poured onto his form, making his presence almost pornographic and oh so distracting

by Anonymousreply 81September 3, 2018 3:58 PM

lol r81 I would've been drooling

his body is incredible, even his leg muscles are giant. His naked ass must be glorious!

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by Anonymousreply 82September 3, 2018 4:10 PM

First Homer of 2020 Season! Yankees Giancarlo Stanton BLASTS one! via @YouTube

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by Anonymousreply 83July 24, 2020 1:39 AM

Fuck off R83 with the stupid thread bump

by Anonymousreply 84July 24, 2020 1:44 AM

Is he white-white?

by Anonymousreply 85July 24, 2020 1:48 AM

This is excellent use of an existing thread, r83. Brava!

by Anonymousreply 86July 24, 2020 1:53 AM

What an alpha

by Anonymousreply 87July 24, 2020 2:05 AM

How about us big guys? Can’t we get some love too?

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by Anonymousreply 88July 24, 2020 2:09 AM

I don’t think Giancarlo has any tattoos either. Bonus!

by Anonymousreply 89July 24, 2020 2:10 AM

Woof!

by Anonymousreply 90July 25, 2020 2:28 AM

The latest scene from BiLatinMales

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by Anonymousreply 91July 25, 2020 2:41 AM
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