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Cristiano Ronaldo Sports Some Pink Short-Shorts With Male Friends In Miami Beach!

Are we going to give Cristiano Ronaldo the "metro" pass because he is foreign or are these pictures of him with pink short shorts and freshly snatched wax legs in Miami gay?

Do straight men wax their legs?

by Anonymousreply 6312/31/2013

OMG!!! Definitely not metro I'd say gay on this one.

by Anonymousreply 106/15/2013

werk hunny!

by Anonymousreply 206/15/2013

Yasssssss Ms. Cristiano that hair is laid and those legs are snatched for thee GAWWWWDS!!! *in my RuPaul voice* aaooowwww snaps three times in a z formation.

by Anonymousreply 306/15/2013

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by Anonymousreply 406/15/2013

Those are NOT "short-shorts."

by Anonymousreply 506/15/2013

THESE are short-shorts.

by Anonymousreply 606/15/2013

[R6] Those are under wear honty! Ms. Ronaldo has on what I like to call ball huggers. he must have a lil one because I don't see any d print.

by Anonymousreply 706/15/2013

THESE are also short shorts.

Cristiano may be gay, but he is not wearing shorts shorts.

by Anonymousreply 806/15/2013

Those are anything BUT short shorts on Cristiano. They're more like culotts. Hell, they're so long they might as well be pants!

by Anonymousreply 906/15/2013

Is Cristiano Ronaldo been rumored or linked to any men? That whole surrogate baby he had was very suspect. Ricky Martin did the same thing and he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 1006/15/2013

Isn't he dating that model Alena Shay ?

by Anonymousreply 1106/15/2013

We wear short shorts!

by Anonymousreply 1206/15/2013

Why are his legs waxed though is my biggest question.

by Anonymousreply 1306/15/2013

I'm pretty sure that Ronaldo is gay, mostly because he pings like crazy and because of stuff like that surrogate baby thing.

Max Clifford was his publicist at the same time that Clifford admitted on TV that he has some bi/gay footballers on his payroll and that one tactic he uses to throw the public off is to get trashy/hot women to sell stories to the tabloids about having sex with said men.

by Anonymousreply 1406/15/2013

People here aren't familiar with his shorts-wearing proclivities?

by Anonymousreply 1506/15/2013

Oh really? Good tea [R14] I remember Kim Kardashian circle trying to link Ronaldo with her, but I heard rumors that he was too "gay" even for her. I'm just interested to know Ronaldo's type of man. Caucasian, Asian, Black, Latino, or Indian, big, short, muscular????

by Anonymousreply 1606/15/2013

Gay! The question is do you all think he is a top or bottom?

by Anonymousreply 1706/15/2013

[quote]Max Clifford was his publicist at the same time that Clifford admitted on TV that he has some bi/gay footballers on his payroll and that one tactic he uses to throw the public off is to get trashy/hot women to sell stories to the tabloids about having sex with said men.

Was Clifford officially his publicist? He usually works on behalf of clients who want to remain anonymous. The footballer is said to be bisexual. I've also heard it could be Frank Lampard who's had a highly publicized romance with a TV personality whose name escapes me. There were a couple of tabloid stories about trysts (with females) one of which led to the break up of his relationship with the mother of his two kids.

Of course, there were those call girls who spilled all about going to Ronaldo's mansion outside of Manchester to service him and his buddies. He was strictly anal according to them. There was also a half-baked spit/roasting allegation involving Ronaldo and his cousin in some hotel.

by Anonymousreply 1806/15/2013

BUMP!!! OMG!!! strictly anal lawwd! He's definitely gay then. Could Frank Lampard be dating that guy on E! network who is like the fake wannabe Ryan Seacrest?

by Anonymousreply 1906/15/2013

Ronaldo does seem very 'close' to his male friends and never really around his hot girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 2006/15/2013

Do you even know who Frank Lampard is, R19?

by Anonymousreply 2106/15/2013

I think he is gay and likes black men. He was close to Chad Ochocinco

by Anonymousreply 2206/15/2013

Maybe he's was just in town to audition for The Prancing Elites?

by Anonymousreply 2306/15/2013

He was not the only one wearing pink shorts. No doubt it was all just a gag for fun.

by Anonymousreply 2406/15/2013

He likes pink

by Anonymousreply 2506/15/2013

Wet shorts..

by Anonymousreply 2606/15/2013

OP has clearly never seen a pair of short shorts.

by Anonymousreply 2706/15/2013

Classic and funny Ronaldo boner gif

by Anonymousreply 2806/15/2013

I don't know or care if Ronaldo is gay, but there are men in this world who are very metro (wearing tight clothing, waxing, gelling their hair, tanning, wearing pink, comfortable around other men without the fear of appearing gay) who are straight.

I don't know if Romakdo is one of them, but I assure you they exist.

Feminine straight men exist just the same as masculine gay men.

by Anonymousreply 2906/15/2013

Meant to type Ronaldo. Damn auto-correct.

by Anonymousreply 3006/15/2013

Didn't he break up with some chick years ago via text or phone call or something? She later spilled that his house was full of mirrors and he loved checking himself out in the mirrors and he was obsessed about being hairless (not his head) or something like that...

He's super vain at the very least.

by Anonymousreply 3106/15/2013

[quote]Why are his legs waxed though is my biggest question.

Prevents infection. Lots of footballers wax their legs because their legs get bashed a lot resulting in cuts, gashes, and scrapes.

by Anonymousreply 3206/15/2013

Muchacha, por favor.

by Anonymousreply 3306/15/2013

Cristiano sis, give your girlfriend back her shorts!

by Anonymousreply 3406/15/2013

The only thing that grosses me out is his shaved legs. That is so feminine.

by Anonymousreply 3506/15/2013

That video of Cristiana looking at the guy's boner is funny. It's like he's thinking, "Oh, shit."

by Anonymousreply 3606/15/2013

How does a girlfriend cuddle in bed with a man whose legs are snatched for Christ. Dont they feel like they are having lesbun sex?

by Anonymousreply 3706/15/2013

R28 Who is the guy with the boner?

That cut in men's swim trunks are making a comeback. Board shorts are out. A couple months ago a thread of pics of Blake (something), a basketball player, on the beach wearing this type of bright green trunks was posted. There is a specific type of hetero male that likes to wear pink to show off that he can.

Dwayne Wade looks like he stole Michelle Obama's wardrobe.

by Anonymousreply 3806/15/2013

r16, that hot little Latin top Ms. Ronaldo is lounging around with on that yacht in those Miami pics gives you an idea what Ms Ronaldo likes.

by Anonymousreply 3906/15/2013

"Feminine straight men exist just the same as masculine gay men"

Don't EVER say that on Datalounge, r29.

by Anonymousreply 4006/15/2013

Dude, that's a clown move. Man up bro!

by Anonymousreply 4106/15/2013

Ronaldo can be gay bi pansexual bottom or hungry tanned bottom and I would still give him the business! Hes soooo sexy!!!

by Anonymousreply 4206/16/2013

Brits do, seriously, and they fuck up our USA gaydar every single time.

by Anonymousreply 4306/16/2013

Why are men today...specially men under 30, so nelly? Come on guys...straight and gay, don't dress/act so flamboyant! From shaved chess, pubic, and arm hair to pegged "High water" jeans they look like flaming Queens! I'm in my 60's and have been out most of my life but I wouldn't have considered wearing what today's 20 somethings wear. Is it because today's woman has finally cut off the balls of men?

by Anonymousreply 4406/16/2013

I don't know about Ronaldo, but that website.... GOOD GOD that is ugly! Seriously, the 90's called and they want their website back.

by Anonymousreply 4506/16/2013

No, R44, because gays have.

by Anonymousreply 4606/16/2013

Do any of you actually follow football? You all sound rather clueless.

by Anonymousreply 4706/16/2013

R44, always have to blame women for everything. I don't think they are happy about this either.

by Anonymousreply 4806/16/2013

Ronaldo should come out. Everybody knows he is gay, and is too chicken shit to own up to it. It's not helping his image.

by Anonymousreply 4906/16/2013

OMG!!! *Rings the alarm* no these men didnt leave house looking like they were ready to sing for their lives on Rupauls Drag race.

by Anonymousreply 5006/16/2013

You guys are all ugly and self-hating gays!

The men in those pictures look fabulous! They are good looking men and they dress with care and flair.

I shudder to think what you naysayers wear!

by Anonymousreply 5106/16/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5206/16/2013

Hasn't anyone noticed the location? It's Miami Beach. People don't walk around Miami Beach in charcoal gray business suits.

by Anonymousreply 5306/16/2013

[quote] I'm in my 60's ... but I wouldn't have considered wearing what today's 20 somethings wear

Which makes you pretty much like every person in their 60s ever.

by Anonymousreply 5406/16/2013

That surrogate story was just a cover up. He got some girl pregnant in a one night stand and she refused to have an abortion, he ended up paying her off to give up full custody to him. He paid her enough to live comfortably the rest of her life.

by Anonymousreply 5506/16/2013

lmao R54.. exactly what I was thinking. Grandpa yeah yeah, it isn't how it used to be which was all rosy and amazing.

by Anonymousreply 5606/16/2013

R43, he isn't British, he's Portuguese nationality (he just played in the UK).

R55, are you his publicist? Really shocked some people are selling that he's straight. No way jose. I am British and this guy is gay gay gay.

by Anonymousreply 5706/16/2013

I don't know or even think he is gay, but he sure is very feminine, which makes him very unattractive to me.

by Anonymousreply 5806/16/2013


by Anonymousreply 5907/27/2013

Ronaldo announced that he had become a father on 3 July 2010. His official Facebook and Twitter pages reference the birth of his son and request privacy. The child, named Cristiano is in full custody of Ronaldo.

Ronaldo has previously dated English models Alice Goodwin and Gemma Atkinson, and since the start of 2010, he has been dating Russian model Irina Shayk.

by Anonymousreply 6012/03/2013

Irina Shayk is hot

by Anonymousreply 6112/03/2013

Cristiano getting a massage by 5 guys and giving the camera a thumbs up!

by Anonymousreply 6212/31/2013

R62 Lucky guys. He is so hot man.

by Anonymousreply 6312/31/2013
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