Are we going to give Cristiano Ronaldo the "metro" pass because he is foreign or are these pictures of him with pink short shorts and freshly snatched wax legs in Miami gay?
Do straight men wax their legs?
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Are we going to give Cristiano Ronaldo the "metro" pass because he is foreign or are these pictures of him with pink short shorts and freshly snatched wax legs in Miami gay?
Do straight men wax their legs?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 21, 2020 12:34 AM |
OMG!!! Definitely not metro I'd say gay on this one.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 15, 2013 10:33 PM |
werk hunny!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 15, 2013 10:34 PM |
Yasssssss Ms. Cristiano that hair is laid and those legs are snatched for thee GAWWWWDS!!! *in my RuPaul voice* aaooowwww snaps three times in a z formation.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 15, 2013 10:39 PM |
[all posts by tedious troll removed.]
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 15, 2013 10:40 PM |
Those are NOT "short-shorts."
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 15, 2013 10:42 PM |
[R6] Those are under wear honty! Ms. Ronaldo has on what I like to call ball huggers. he must have a lil one because I don't see any d print.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 15, 2013 10:59 PM |
THESE are also short shorts.
Cristiano may be gay, but he is not wearing shorts shorts.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 15, 2013 11:02 PM |
Those are anything BUT short shorts on Cristiano. They're more like culotts. Hell, they're so long they might as well be pants!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 15, 2013 11:03 PM |
Is Cristiano Ronaldo been rumored or linked to any men? That whole surrogate baby he had was very suspect. Ricky Martin did the same thing and he's gay.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 15, 2013 11:14 PM |
Isn't he dating that model Alena Shay ?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 15, 2013 11:23 PM |
Why are his legs waxed though is my biggest question.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 15, 2013 11:30 PM |
I'm pretty sure that Ronaldo is gay, mostly because he pings like crazy and because of stuff like that surrogate baby thing.
Max Clifford was his publicist at the same time that Clifford admitted on TV that he has some bi/gay footballers on his payroll and that one tactic he uses to throw the public off is to get trashy/hot women to sell stories to the tabloids about having sex with said men.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 15, 2013 11:33 PM |
People here aren't familiar with his shorts-wearing proclivities?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 15, 2013 11:48 PM |
Oh really? Good tea [R14] I remember Kim Kardashian circle trying to link Ronaldo with her, but I heard rumors that he was too "gay" even for her. I'm just interested to know Ronaldo's type of man. Caucasian, Asian, Black, Latino, or Indian, big, short, muscular????
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 15, 2013 11:48 PM |
Gay! The question is do you all think he is a top or bottom?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 15, 2013 11:57 PM |
[quote]Max Clifford was his publicist at the same time that Clifford admitted on TV that he has some bi/gay footballers on his payroll and that one tactic he uses to throw the public off is to get trashy/hot women to sell stories to the tabloids about having sex with said men.
Was Clifford officially his publicist? He usually works on behalf of clients who want to remain anonymous. The footballer is said to be bisexual. I've also heard it could be Frank Lampard who's had a highly publicized romance with a TV personality whose name escapes me. There were a couple of tabloid stories about trysts (with females) one of which led to the break up of his relationship with the mother of his two kids.
Of course, there were those call girls who spilled all about going to Ronaldo's mansion outside of Manchester to service him and his buddies. He was strictly anal according to them. There was also a half-baked spit/roasting allegation involving Ronaldo and his cousin in some hotel.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 15, 2013 11:59 PM |
BUMP!!! OMG!!! strictly anal lawwd! He's definitely gay then. Could Frank Lampard be dating that guy on E! network who is like the fake wannabe Ryan Seacrest?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 16, 2013 12:17 AM |
Ronaldo does seem very 'close' to his male friends and never really around his hot girlfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 16, 2013 1:03 AM |
Do you even know who Frank Lampard is, R19?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 16, 2013 1:12 AM |
I think he is gay and likes black men. He was close to Chad Ochocinco
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 16, 2013 1:30 AM |
Maybe he's was just in town to audition for The Prancing Elites?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 16, 2013 1:53 AM |
He was not the only one wearing pink shorts. No doubt it was all just a gag for fun.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 16, 2013 2:08 AM |
OP has clearly never seen a pair of short shorts.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 16, 2013 2:16 AM |
I don't know or care if Ronaldo is gay, but there are men in this world who are very metro (wearing tight clothing, waxing, gelling their hair, tanning, wearing pink, comfortable around other men without the fear of appearing gay) who are straight.
I don't know if Romakdo is one of them, but I assure you they exist.
Feminine straight men exist just the same as masculine gay men.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 16, 2013 2:22 AM |
Meant to type Ronaldo. Damn auto-correct.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 16, 2013 2:30 AM |
Didn't he break up with some chick years ago via text or phone call or something? She later spilled that his house was full of mirrors and he loved checking himself out in the mirrors and he was obsessed about being hairless (not his head) or something like that...
He's super vain at the very least.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 16, 2013 2:39 AM |
[quote]Why are his legs waxed though is my biggest question.
Prevents infection. Lots of footballers wax their legs because their legs get bashed a lot resulting in cuts, gashes, and scrapes.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 16, 2013 2:44 AM |
Muchacha, por favor.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 16, 2013 4:20 AM |
Cristiano sis, give your girlfriend back her shorts!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 16, 2013 4:32 AM |
The only thing that grosses me out is his shaved legs. That is so feminine.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 16, 2013 4:36 AM |
That video of Cristiana looking at the guy's boner is funny. It's like he's thinking, "Oh, shit."
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 16, 2013 4:39 AM |
How does a girlfriend cuddle in bed with a man whose legs are snatched for Christ. Dont they feel like they are having lesbun sex?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 16, 2013 4:57 AM |
R28 Who is the guy with the boner?
That cut in men's swim trunks are making a comeback. Board shorts are out. A couple months ago a thread of pics of Blake (something), a basketball player, on the beach wearing this type of bright green trunks was posted. There is a specific type of hetero male that likes to wear pink to show off that he can.
Dwayne Wade looks like he stole Michelle Obama's wardrobe.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 16, 2013 5:01 AM |
r16, that hot little Latin top Ms. Ronaldo is lounging around with on that yacht in those Miami pics gives you an idea what Ms Ronaldo likes.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 16, 2013 5:05 AM |
"Feminine straight men exist just the same as masculine gay men"
Don't EVER say that on Datalounge, r29.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 16, 2013 5:06 AM |
Dude, that's a clown move. Man up bro!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 16, 2013 5:25 AM |
Ronaldo can be gay bi pansexual bottom or hungry tanned bottom and I would still give him the business! Hes soooo sexy!!!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 16, 2013 8:54 AM |
Brits do, seriously, and they fuck up our USA gaydar every single time.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 16, 2013 9:03 AM |
Why are men today...specially men under 30, so nelly? Come on guys...straight and gay, don't dress/act so flamboyant! From shaved chess, pubic, and arm hair to pegged "High water" jeans they look like flaming Queens! I'm in my 60's and have been out most of my life but I wouldn't have considered wearing what today's 20 somethings wear. Is it because today's woman has finally cut off the balls of men?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 16, 2013 9:57 AM |
I don't know about Ronaldo, but that famedriven.com website.... GOOD GOD that is ugly! Seriously, the 90's called and they want their website back.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 16, 2013 11:20 AM |
No, R44, because gays have.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 16, 2013 11:27 AM |
Do any of you actually follow football? You all sound rather clueless.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 16, 2013 12:38 PM |
R44, always have to blame women for everything. I don't think they are happy about this either.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 16, 2013 2:19 PM |
Ronaldo should come out. Everybody knows he is gay, and is too chicken shit to own up to it. It's not helping his image.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 16, 2013 2:20 PM |
OMG!!! *Rings the alarm* no these men didnt leave house looking like they were ready to sing for their lives on Rupauls Drag race.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 16, 2013 2:37 PM |
You guys are all ugly and self-hating gays!
The men in those pictures look fabulous! They are good looking men and they dress with care and flair.
I shudder to think what you naysayers wear!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 16, 2013 2:43 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 16, 2013 2:54 PM |
Hasn't anyone noticed the location? It's Miami Beach. People don't walk around Miami Beach in charcoal gray business suits.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 16, 2013 3:07 PM |
[quote] I'm in my 60's ... but I wouldn't have considered wearing what today's 20 somethings wear
Which makes you pretty much like every person in their 60s ever.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 16, 2013 3:12 PM |
That surrogate story was just a cover up. He got some girl pregnant in a one night stand and she refused to have an abortion, he ended up paying her off to give up full custody to him. He paid her enough to live comfortably the rest of her life.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 16, 2013 3:22 PM |
lmao R54.. exactly what I was thinking. Grandpa yeah yeah, it isn't how it used to be which was all rosy and amazing.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 16, 2013 3:40 PM |
R43, he isn't British, he's Portuguese nationality (he just played in the UK).
R55, are you his publicist? Really shocked some people are selling that he's straight. No way jose. I am British and this guy is gay gay gay.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 16, 2013 3:43 PM |
I don't know or even think he is gay, but he sure is very feminine, which makes him very unattractive to me.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 16, 2013 3:57 PM |
Yuck
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 27, 2013 12:28 PM |
Ronaldo announced that he had become a father on 3 July 2010. His official Facebook and Twitter pages reference the birth of his son and request privacy. The child, named Cristiano is in full custody of Ronaldo.
Ronaldo has previously dated English models Alice Goodwin and Gemma Atkinson, and since the start of 2010, he has been dating Russian model Irina Shayk.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 4, 2013 12:03 AM |
Irina Shayk is hot
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 4, 2013 4:07 AM |
Cristiano getting a massage by 5 guys and giving the camera a thumbs up!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 1, 2014 4:41 AM |
R62 Lucky guys. He is so hot man.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 1, 2014 7:42 AM |
I'll never understand his appeal.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 1, 2018 10:21 AM |
Yes, you should be ripped: away from Datalounge for bumping four year old threads.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 1, 2018 10:22 AM |
'Tis a rapist!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 1, 2018 10:24 AM |
R65, have you seen his physique?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 1, 2018 10:27 AM |
Yes 68, I have and I stand by my comment, so many others with better bodies, better faces.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 1, 2018 11:42 AM |
His bod is elite
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 1, 2018 11:48 AM |
There was a trend of straight (really straight) guys waxing their body hair and wearing very tight clothes for a few years recently, at least in Spain where I live and where Ronaldo used to work. Baffling, I know.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 1, 2018 11:51 AM |
Boss
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 3, 2018 11:50 PM |
You would, wouldn't you?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 24, 2019 11:31 PM |
Boom
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