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Whose is the most "masturbated to" male ass and why?

Brad Pitt? Among straight females and gay males? Hell, might as well include the straight males and lesbians in this survey.

by Anonymousreply 241June 18, 2019 8:59 AM

For me, it would be Paul Mercurio in "Exit to Eden."

by Anonymousreply 1June 12, 2013 1:07 PM

Paul mercurio for me too!

by Anonymousreply 2June 12, 2013 1:16 PM

Me three for Mercurio!

by Anonymousreply 3June 12, 2013 2:38 PM

r1, here, fap away!

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by Anonymousreply 4June 12, 2013 2:44 PM

There's a reason why he said "memories", r4!

by Anonymousreply 5June 12, 2013 3:25 PM

Paul's ass was so delicious!!!

by Anonymousreply 6June 12, 2013 3:32 PM

Dennis Franz from NYPD Blue for overweight flyover fraus. They loved that one.....

by Anonymousreply 7June 12, 2013 3:33 PM

Chris Meloni's fat, fetid muscle ass.

by Anonymousreply 8June 12, 2013 3:33 PM

I would bet it's Leonard Whiting.

by Anonymousreply 9June 12, 2013 3:40 PM

Yuck at the image of a fetid ass.

by Anonymousreply 10June 12, 2013 4:41 PM

Romeo and Juliet (1968)

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by Anonymousreply 11June 12, 2013 4:45 PM

Asses do nothing for me , I can't imagine masturbating to just that.

by Anonymousreply 12June 12, 2013 4:54 PM

Even clothed...in Strictly Ballroom his ass was a thing of fantasy jack-offs.

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by Anonymousreply 13June 12, 2013 4:57 PM

I have never "masturbated to" -- why the quotation marks, btw? -- ass in my entire life. Not even once.

by Anonymousreply 14June 12, 2013 5:01 PM

OP, I fantasize to memorizes of the man who I'm currently seeing. Why dream about a stranger?

by Anonymousreply 15June 12, 2013 5:01 PM

Nathan Fillion

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by Anonymousreply 16June 12, 2013 5:05 PM

For men "of a certain age," it was probably Robert Conrad.

by Anonymousreply 17June 12, 2013 5:07 PM

Matt Damon

by Anonymousreply 18June 12, 2013 5:08 PM

It's probably Brent Corrigan. I don't know why you people are listing typical famous names. Most guys don't jerk off to that, they use porn. And I've never heard of a woman masturbating to an ass pic.

by Anonymousreply 19June 12, 2013 5:11 PM

My childhood was all about Jean Claude Van Damme's...

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by Anonymousreply 20June 12, 2013 5:11 PM

Sasha Mitchell

by Anonymousreply 21June 12, 2013 5:11 PM

R19, I have never used porn in my life, just celebs and athletes.

by Anonymousreply 22June 12, 2013 7:59 PM

r22, you are weird.

by Anonymousreply 23June 12, 2013 8:02 PM

Aaron Carter.

by Anonymousreply 24June 12, 2013 8:02 PM

Bruce Willis

by Anonymousreply 25June 12, 2013 8:17 PM

R19, I agree. Clearly OP is clueless about what most girls like.

by Anonymousreply 26June 12, 2013 8:22 PM

What do women have to do with it, R26?

by Anonymousreply 27June 12, 2013 8:36 PM

After that Skivvies concert the other night, for me it's now Wes-Tay-Tay.

by Anonymousreply 28June 12, 2013 8:47 PM

R27, In his query OP asked for responses from straight females and not just gay males. Another poster and I do not believe that girls are visually focused on a celebs male ass for masturbatory stimulation.

by Anonymousreply 29June 12, 2013 8:55 PM

Christopher Atkins

by Anonymousreply 30June 12, 2013 9:03 PM

beckham

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by Anonymousreply 31June 12, 2013 9:08 PM

R21, I'd forgotten about Sasha Mitchell. I don't remember him having much of an ass. Off topic: didn't he beat his wife or girlfriend?

by Anonymousreply 32June 13, 2013 12:14 AM

Leonard Whiting - 45 years of gay men jacking off to that ass.

by Anonymousreply 33June 14, 2013 12:57 AM

I like small asses so I love Adam Levine's small but shapely butt.

by Anonymousreply 34June 15, 2013 5:14 PM

Robert Conrad in his prime

by Anonymousreply 35August 30, 2013 11:44 PM

Absolutely Robert Conrad as James West

by Anonymousreply 36March 1, 2014 6:41 PM

I second Christopher Atkins!Much fapping to Blue Lagoon,A Night in Heaven and that Playgirl spread.

by Anonymousreply 37June 3, 2015 4:08 PM

r37 this thread is TWO YEARS OLD. WTF is wrong with you. Did you specifically search for "masturbated"?

by Anonymousreply 38June 3, 2015 4:14 PM

It's a toss up between Chris Meloni on Oz and definitely Christopher Atkins, depending on your age.

by Anonymousreply 39June 3, 2015 4:17 PM

I have never "masturbated to" an ass in my entire life, so I have no idea whose is most "masturbated to." Ass is almost as exciting as vagina to me.

by Anonymousreply 40June 3, 2015 4:19 PM

Christopher Atkins and Kevin Williams.

by Anonymousreply 41June 3, 2015 4:42 PM

A Bollywood star?

by Anonymousreply 42June 3, 2015 4:43 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 43June 4, 2015 12:23 AM

You've never masturbated to male ass?I do nothing BUT jerk off to male ass!

by Anonymousreply 44June 5, 2015 8:07 AM

Agreed, R44.

by Anonymousreply 45June 5, 2015 11:16 PM

Reggie Bush, Jon Bon Jovi, Chris Meloni, Brad Pitt. Eddie Diaz, Derek Reynolds, Joey Stefano.

by Anonymousreply 46June 6, 2015 1:07 AM

An ass is an ass is an ass, R44. Everyone's got one. Including women. I like men, therefore a penis is required for me to get into optimal masturbational mode. I could no more cum looking at an ass than at a vagina. It's just another orifice.

by Anonymousreply 47June 6, 2015 1:10 AM

R47, you're confusing an ass with an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 48June 6, 2015 1:12 AM

I'm not confusing anything, R48. An ass is no more interesting to me than an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 49June 6, 2015 1:13 AM

R46, who are Eddie Diaz and Derek Reynolds?

by Anonymousreply 50June 6, 2015 1:13 AM

Yes, r1 wins!

by Anonymousreply 51June 6, 2015 1:16 AM

There are a few Paul Mecurio ass fans on here. Well, I stood behind him in line at a department store two weeks ago and that ass id now flat ass.

by Anonymousreply 52June 6, 2015 1:21 AM

The outraged dudes who say they never masterbated to a great ass are lifelong bottoms who think that sex is all about getting dick(ed). Without much appreciation or imagination for the full beauty of sexy men. I guess if you spend your life on your knees at a gloryhole, you don't see much ass, do ya? You'r never gonna get quality fucked if your ass ain't right. That's how it works. Eddie Diaz and Derek Reynolds are black porn performers who most often bottom, btw. Perfect smooth bubble butts. Nice dicks too ;)

by Anonymousreply 53June 6, 2015 1:26 AM

omg! horrifying!

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by Anonymousreply 54June 6, 2015 1:30 AM

I've never been to a glory hole in my life, r53. And who is "outraged"? The only one who sounds outraged is you.

by Anonymousreply 55June 6, 2015 1:37 AM

My favorite is Matt Lanter from the short-lived series Starcrossed. Not overly built, but enough meat to hold onto while he's getting a good pounding.

by Anonymousreply 56June 6, 2015 1:39 AM

[quote]An ass is an ass is an ass, [R44]. Everyone's got one. Including women. I like men, therefore a penis is required for me to get into optimal masturbational mode. I could no more cum looking at an ass than at a vagina. It's just another orifice.

If you can't see the difference between a male and a female ass why even bother being gay?

by Anonymousreply 57June 6, 2015 1:49 AM

Regardless you sounded ridiculous and dull R47, R55. Sorry to touch on your not recently sore spot. Ya made your point. What good is an ass to a dick whore?

Most normal men and women, regardless of their sexual identity or role, appreciate looking at hot ass. Simple. Now go jerk me a soda.

by Anonymousreply 58June 6, 2015 1:58 AM

OP Stop helping the ruining of this site by encouraging the straights and lesbians.

R4 That's a different Paul Mecurio.

by Anonymousreply 59June 6, 2015 2:02 AM

mmmmmmmm

by Anonymousreply 60June 6, 2015 2:26 AM

scott caan, of course

by Anonymousreply 61June 6, 2015 2:33 AM

He's never shown it on screen but I bet Tay Tay Lautner's is a work of art.

by Anonymousreply 62June 6, 2015 2:48 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 63June 6, 2015 5:51 PM

Not a different Paul Mercurio, r59.

by Anonymousreply 64June 6, 2015 6:38 PM

A man's ass can be a thing of beauty and allure (e.g., Robert Conrad's or Chris Meloni's) in a way that a man's dick never can be.

by Anonymousreply 65June 6, 2015 6:47 PM

!

by Anonymousreply 66June 7, 2015 2:41 PM

Um... Joe Dallesandro needs to be on this list.His ass is a fucking work of art!

by Anonymousreply 67June 8, 2015 8:19 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 68June 10, 2015 4:46 AM

Joey Stefano also a good bet.

by Anonymousreply 69June 10, 2015 4:54 AM

This thread sucks, nobody's linking to pictures. Here's a great shot of Joe Dallesandro's rump:

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by Anonymousreply 70June 10, 2015 5:16 PM

Flattish, R70.

by Anonymousreply 71June 11, 2015 1:26 AM

Are you seriously saying that Joe Dallesandro has a flat ass?You need to get your eyes checked!

by Anonymousreply 72June 15, 2015 8:08 AM

It's a shame if Nathan Fillion' s ass has never been plundered.

by Anonymousreply 73July 4, 2015 2:09 AM

Almost certainly it's a porn star's, like Joey Stefano's or Adam Killian's.

by Anonymousreply 74July 4, 2015 2:12 AM

Keanu

by Anonymousreply 75July 4, 2015 5:00 AM

I doubt it R74 given the billions of other people in this world who are not exposed to American pron.

by Anonymousreply 76July 4, 2015 5:56 PM

Top 10(in no particular order) 1.Joey Stefano 2.Robert Conrad 3.Christopher Atlkins 4.Joe Dallesandro 5.Van Damme 6..Chris Meloni 7.Brent Corrigan 8.Paul Mercurio 9.Brad Pitt 10.Leonard Whiting

7.Brent 8.Paul Mercurio

7.Brent Corrigan 8.

by Anonymousreply 77July 8, 2015 7:22 AM

Francois Sagat needs a mention.

by Anonymousreply 78July 13, 2015 4:56 PM

and Danny Divito

by Anonymousreply 79July 13, 2015 5:22 PM

Timberlake

by Anonymousreply 80July 13, 2015 5:45 PM

Bieber because of that new ass pic.

by Anonymousreply 81August 3, 2015 10:01 AM

Would you mind just spitting out what do you really mean by "masturbated to"?

by Anonymousreply 82August 3, 2015 10:09 AM

I can appreciate a hot ass, but that's not my primary jerk off image.

by Anonymousreply 83August 3, 2015 10:14 AM

'Tis mine.I love ass!

by Anonymousreply 84August 3, 2015 11:40 PM

Christopher Meloni and Jason Momoa.

by Anonymousreply 85August 3, 2015 11:47 PM

Channing Tatum, Reggie Bush and skinny Rob Kardashian.

by Anonymousreply 86August 3, 2015 11:47 PM

R86, was there ever a skinny Rob Kardashian?

by Anonymousreply 87August 4, 2015 3:09 AM

Gene Kelly?Tyrone Power?

by Anonymousreply 88August 8, 2015 3:38 PM

Casey Donovan.Robert Conrad.Chris Atkins.

by Anonymousreply 89August 25, 2015 4:20 AM

I don't find it a turn on when guys push out their asses for photographs, like this. It just looks bizarre to me.

I prefer to see an ass in relaxed pose.

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by Anonymousreply 90August 25, 2015 4:33 AM

William Shatner

by Anonymousreply 91August 25, 2015 4:41 AM

n'est-ce pas?

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by Anonymousreply 92August 25, 2015 4:44 AM

Paul Mercurio HOT then but he's a fat fuck now

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by Anonymousreply 93August 25, 2015 5:10 AM

I just shot a huge load lOOking at Sean Avery's ASS

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by Anonymousreply 94August 26, 2015 5:10 PM

All time?Michaelangelo's David.

by Anonymousreply 95September 15, 2015 4:20 AM

Francois Sagat?Beautiful,huge ass!

by Anonymousreply 96October 5, 2015 8:14 AM

Paul Mercurio circa 1990's hands down - those magnificent hams drained the cum out of millions of ballsacks the world over. To this day, his slave/spanking scene in "Exit to Eden" is one of my top jack off materials. I am a top and I ONLY masturbate to asses - never cocks. It isn't a strange behavior in the slightest if you are gay and into booty.

by Anonymousreply 97February 21, 2016 7:53 PM

I agree with you regarding Paul Mercurio, R97.

by Anonymousreply 98February 21, 2016 8:27 PM

lets hope to God that some lucky fella actually sodomized that gigantic rear back in the day

by Anonymousreply 99February 21, 2016 11:38 PM

[quote] lets hope to God that some lucky fella actually sodomized that gigantic rear back in the day

Who's gigantic rear?

by Anonymousreply 100February 21, 2016 11:52 PM

King David's, R100?

by Anonymousreply 101February 22, 2016 12:01 AM

[quote]He's never shown it on screen but I bet Tay Tay Lautner's is a work of art.

Yeah, it's disappointing that Taylor Lautner hasn't shown his ass.

by Anonymousreply 102February 22, 2016 12:01 AM

The ridonkulously most voluptuously fat butted Paul Mercurio of the mid 1990s has aged for sure. But I am 35 and I'd still pork him in the pooter. LOL He's no longer HOT per say - but still fuckable:

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by Anonymousreply 103March 10, 2016 3:03 AM

Why is he pointing at his ass at R103?

by Anonymousreply 104March 10, 2016 3:09 AM

I think that for decades of his life - he knew that those gigantic sweaty, musky hams were his "money-maker" when it came to gay Hollywood haha

by Anonymousreply 105March 10, 2016 3:56 AM

R4 Holy Shit FAT FUCK he got FUGLY and that ASS is probably ALL FAT! Why do people just let it go and get soooooooo fucking FAT! HE was cute hot hunky and that big bubble delicious ASS ;O

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by Anonymousreply 106March 10, 2016 4:00 AM

Paul Mercurio case in point:

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by Anonymousreply 107March 10, 2016 4:00 AM

Ahhhhhh Paul thanks for the memories of your ASS

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by Anonymousreply 108March 10, 2016 4:03 AM

Eddie Cibrian and Chris Meloni

by Anonymousreply 109March 10, 2016 4:05 AM

Michael Douglas's in "Basic Instinct."

by Anonymousreply 110March 10, 2016 4:10 AM

R110 - yuck! I'd fap to Paul any day :)-

by Anonymousreply 111March 10, 2016 4:26 AM

That's not Paul Mercurio at R106. He's another guy in the same scene in Exit to Eden.

by Anonymousreply 112March 10, 2016 4:36 AM

R112 o you must really kno wyour asses dude

by Anonymousreply 113March 10, 2016 4:38 AM

R113, as well as you know how to spell.

by Anonymousreply 114March 10, 2016 4:39 AM

R112 is right - Paul's ass was even nicer.. Although that sexy muscle booty was lickable too!

by Anonymousreply 115March 10, 2016 4:43 AM

Yes, I have to co-sign all the mentions of Paul Mercurio in Exit to Eden. Other than him, Scott Caan in Varsity Blues was a personal favorite.

by Anonymousreply 116March 10, 2016 4:53 AM

R109, has Eddie Cibrian ever shown his ass naked?

by Anonymousreply 117March 10, 2016 4:56 AM

only in tighty whities - and HOTTTT

by Anonymousreply 118March 10, 2016 5:09 AM

Bet Paul Mercurio's ass was VERY pungent and VERY fuckable!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 119March 10, 2016 5:51 AM

In the dance world that Auzzie was taught how to smother faces and fart on cocks with that mammoth ass at a ripe teen age. Sure he was using those hams to his advantage around 17/18 yoa

by Anonymousreply 120March 10, 2016 6:04 AM

So R120 - is his pink pucker a "coin slot" or a multi-puckered "grand canyon"???

by Anonymousreply 121March 10, 2016 6:11 AM

Yeah, that's what I thought, R118.

Eddie Cibrian really should show his ass naked.

by Anonymousreply 122March 10, 2016 6:26 AM

If you check out his website - he loves beer and sausages - I'm sure that he farts regularly......on penises or not - plenty of gas!

by Anonymousreply 123March 10, 2016 6:28 AM

Ryan Phillippe

by Anonymousreply 124March 10, 2016 9:05 AM

reubenana

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by Anonymousreply 125March 10, 2016 9:44 AM

Luke Evans! Luke Evans! Luke Evans!

by Anonymousreply 126March 10, 2016 9:53 AM

Rob Kardashian. I bet he used to get propositioned by men all the time with that phat ass! He couldn't handle it, so he became a hermit and got fat.

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by Anonymousreply 127March 10, 2016 10:12 AM

R127 - That kid was so smoking HOT back then - ass for DAYS!!

by Anonymousreply 128March 10, 2016 3:38 PM

[quote] Rob Kardashian. I bet he used to get propositioned by men all the time with that phat ass!

Gay men or straight men?

by Anonymousreply 129March 10, 2016 3:51 PM

r129 Both. Did you see this video with Lamar with his hands all over Robs ass? FF to 0:55. I don't know if Lamar is bi or what, but he was really getting into it. I'm sure all kinds of men gay and straight wish they could have that ass.

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by Anonymousreply 130March 11, 2016 5:57 AM

My vote is still the unchallenged Paul Mercurio - talk about hams!

by Anonymousreply 131March 17, 2016 5:29 AM

Time to revive this thread!I love ass!!!Gene Kelly,Guy Madison(40s),Brando,Tab Hunter(50s),Robert Conrad,Joe Dallesandro(60s),Burt Reynolds,Richard Gere(70s),Christopher Atkins,Van Damme(80s),Brad Pitt,Paul Mercurio(90s),Ryan Phillippe,Christopher Meloni(00s),Bieber,Channing Tatum(10's) Porn:Casey Donovan,Jon King,Kevin Williams,Joey Stefano,Francois Sagat,Jason Adonis. All time?Michaelangelo's David.

by Anonymousreply 132March 20, 2017 10:27 AM

I singlehandedly put Stefano in the top 10.

by Anonymousreply 133March 20, 2017 11:08 AM

I'm not sure women "masturbate to ass"

by Anonymousreply 134March 20, 2017 11:14 AM

Joe Dallesandro

by Anonymousreply 135March 20, 2017 1:06 PM

Cristiano Ronaldo

by Anonymousreply 136March 20, 2017 1:09 PM

Bump for my favorite thread.

by Anonymousreply 137August 2, 2017 7:31 AM

As a teenager, I took a book out from the library (from the 'mature' section), and came to know the beautiful Joe Dallesandro: that ass, those nips! His sex scenes in 'Flesh for Frankenstein' and 'Blood for Dracula' were serious jerk-off material for me. (Yes, my Mom signed off on an 'adult' library card, and my Dad took my brother and me to see 'R' rated movies).

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by Anonymousreply 138August 2, 2017 7:42 AM

[R138]I agree with you.Joe Dallesandro's ass is heavenly!One of my all time favoroites.

by Anonymousreply 139August 2, 2017 8:31 AM

Straight women are bottoms--why would they masturbate to the thought of a guy's ass? Does it even work the same way for women?

by Anonymousreply 140August 2, 2017 8:37 AM

According to Gore Vidal, the dancer Harold Lang had an exceptional and freely available gluteus maximus. The Youtube video of one of his dance routines does confirm Gore's size assessment. And as already mentioned - Gene Kelly although his wasn't available as far as we know.

by Anonymousreply 141August 2, 2017 3:20 PM

No one mentioned Max Gail on TV Cop Show in the 60s

by Anonymousreply 142August 2, 2017 6:02 PM

Chris Christie

by Anonymousreply 143August 2, 2017 6:12 PM

Asses have never driven me to jack off. Cocks are another story. (And, no, I am not a so-called "bottom.)

by Anonymousreply 144August 2, 2017 6:52 PM

I'm a top who only jerks off to men's asses..I'm not exaggerating.I can't recall a single time in my life I've masturbated to a cock shot.I'm glad men have them but they don't turn me on per se.To each his own.

by Anonymousreply 145August 4, 2017 1:57 AM

I have never masturbated to an ass.

by Anonymousreply 146August 4, 2017 3:22 AM

Allen Payne from Jason's Lyric was early bare material for me.

by Anonymousreply 147August 4, 2017 4:14 AM

Tucker Max?

by Anonymousreply 148August 4, 2017 4:54 AM

John Cena

by Anonymousreply 149August 4, 2017 5:26 AM

Pitt or Atkins.Blondes are hot.

by Anonymousreply 150August 4, 2017 11:53 AM

It would be a pornstar.Brent Corrigan or Joey Stefano.

by Anonymousreply 151August 4, 2017 12:28 PM

My boy Antinous.

by Anonymousreply 152August 6, 2017 2:29 AM

Mine.

by Anonymousreply 153August 9, 2017 5:09 PM

Miles O'Keefe because Graham Norton made it into a big fetish object. He was married to Bonnie Raitt for 8 years but they've been divorced and the question is, is Miles gay?

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by Anonymousreply 154August 9, 2017 5:22 PM

[quote] I'm a top who only jerks off to men's asses..I'm not exaggerating.I can't recall a single time in my life I've masturbated to a cock shot.I'm glad men have them but they don't turn me on per se.To each his own.

Same here.

by Anonymousreply 155August 9, 2017 5:27 PM

I would say Sean Ford....and I hope he breaks into mainstream movies.

by Anonymousreply 156August 9, 2017 5:51 PM

Jordy Nelson

Couldn't care less about the size of a penis, but there's nothing in the world like a man's butt!

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by Anonymousreply 157August 9, 2017 5:53 PM

R157 I loved being with him in the locker room. So beautiful in a jockstrap.

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by Anonymousreply 158August 10, 2017 6:27 AM

MR. ROBERT CONRAD.

by Anonymousreply 159August 10, 2017 7:36 AM

Tom Selleck?Rob Lowe?Christopher Atkins?

by Anonymousreply 160August 16, 2017 8:30 AM

Tom's ass was lucious in those worn jeans, but when I saw a butt shot nude in some film, it was less impressive.

by Anonymousreply 161August 16, 2017 9:31 AM

I thought Selleck's butt looked pretty good in Lassiter.

by Anonymousreply 162August 16, 2017 2:12 PM

I think Pitt is actually a good candidate.If you take his butt baring in Troy,12 Monkeys,Thelma and Louse,Fight Club,Legends of tbe Fall,,Cutting Class(freeze frames of which have been widely circulated on the net), and the Playgirl pics,and that glorious layout in W Magazine,a lot of people have jacked off to that ass.I know I have!A magnificant bubble butt it is. Robert Conrad and Christopher Atkins have to be right up there though.They've both been around a lot longer.Butt lovers forever!

by Anonymousreply 163August 19, 2017 10:58 PM

Jean Claude Van Damme

by Anonymousreply 164August 20, 2017 2:31 AM

Matt Lattanzi

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by Anonymousreply 165August 20, 2017 2:50 AM

Maybe Gene Kelly?

by Anonymousreply 166August 20, 2017 2:59 AM

R165, that was Matt's, or Matt's ass's, finest quarter of an hour. George Cukor's last film, ("Rich and Famous," sort of a remake of "Old Acquaintance ") and he must gotten quite a kick to show that, after 50 years of movie making. Of course, 20 years earlier, he had very nicely featured the Speedoed ass of the late Ty Hard-in, in "The Chapman Report."

by Anonymousreply 167August 20, 2017 3:14 AM

[R165]That was a fine,fine ass indeed!Most masturbated over?Not so sure.

by Anonymousreply 168August 20, 2017 4:30 AM

As may have been mentioned, Kelly's butt in "The Pirate" was truly breathtaking. And prominently featured.

by Anonymousreply 169August 20, 2017 6:00 AM

Clearly you hoes never saw a Timecop.

by Anonymousreply 170August 21, 2017 4:35 AM

Eddie Cibrian

by Anonymousreply 171August 22, 2017 4:17 AM

In that movie where he's a masseur. Living Out Loud?

by Anonymousreply 172August 22, 2017 4:37 AM

Joe Dallesandro no question!Men have been pleasuring themselves to that ass since at least 1965.We are talking of all time people!

by Anonymousreply 173August 23, 2017 2:48 AM

This guy..

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by Anonymousreply 174August 23, 2017 2:57 AM

[R174]Asshole!

by Anonymousreply 175August 23, 2017 3:05 AM

What about Tom?

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by Anonymousreply 176August 23, 2017 3:06 AM

Then, there is Chris

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by Anonymousreply 177August 23, 2017 3:09 AM

I don't know who this is but.....

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by Anonymousreply 178August 23, 2017 3:12 AM

R174, that's disturbing!

by Anonymousreply 179August 23, 2017 3:13 AM

Jeremy Renner

by Anonymousreply 180August 23, 2017 3:48 AM

[quote] Jeremy Renner

Ewwwwww!

by Anonymousreply 181August 23, 2017 3:59 AM

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by Anonymousreply 182August 23, 2017 4:04 AM

Pink Pitt at R182 doesn't look very attractive.

by Anonymousreply 183August 23, 2017 4:09 AM

OMG, R174, that is FELONY disgusting!

R178 — Dat azz couldn't be more photoshopped if it tried. Dude looks like the Kardashian whore who's married to the no-talent rap "artist."

by Anonymousreply 184August 23, 2017 4:09 AM

As a hetero male, let me interject some masculine logic into this thread.

- It's somebody who is/was a global superstar for more than a decade. - It's either an athlete, a movie star, or a political figure like JFK Jr - It's probably somebody who was super-famous as a twink, and maybe even as a child. Lot of pedos out there.

Final candidates, and feel free to add more: Prince William, JFK JR, Christiano Ronaldo, Pele, Justin Bieber, Bruce Lee, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Bruce Lee, Zac Efron

by Anonymousreply 185August 23, 2017 4:17 AM

Meloni for the block. Mark Goddard on Lost in Space. Footbaler on American Queer As Folk.

by Anonymousreply 186August 23, 2017 4:21 AM

[quote] Footbaler on American Queer As Folk.

Who was that?

by Anonymousreply 187August 23, 2017 4:23 AM
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by Anonymousreply 188August 23, 2017 4:33 AM

R187 Matt Battaglia

by Anonymousreply 189August 23, 2017 7:38 PM

Really people?I've never even heard of Matt Battaglia and I'm a pop culture whore and have been for 40 years.And yes I watched Queer as Folk.The OP said of "all-time" not your own personal favorite of the week.Gay guys have been spilling spunk to Robert Conrad's ass for 7 decades including in the dvd/internet age.He would be a prime all-time candidate.Whatever you think of Cruise or Pitt,they have been global superstars/sex symbols with huge gay followings for decades.I personally can't stand Cruise and I can honestly say I've never jacked off to him,but obviously millions have.Again he would have to be right up there.I could buy Meloni or someone like Paul Mercurio because of the sensation caused by their butt baring way back when.Icons like Brando,Dean,Gene Kelly,Alain Delon or Paul Newman make sense,again,because of longevity.Actors like Van Damme,Chris Atkins,Rob Lowe,Gere,Phillippe,who are famous for butt baring and have been around awhile.Hell Mel Gibson's earlier career was practically made by flashing his ass in every other movie.Yeah he's repugnant now but in the day he had a lot of gay fans.It's most likely a gay porn star going a ways back like Ryan Idol or Joey Stefano or Stryker.A lot of guys have jerked off to Brent Corrigan's butt in pics and flicks and he's still going strong after 13 years in the biz.His ass is actually iconic with that blue star on one cheek.Joe Dallesandro has somehow made an entire career out of nudity/ass shots(including taking it up the butt in a hardcore porno),and he's been a gay icon since the mid-sixties and still gets honored at film-festivals.Brothers David and Sean Cassidy both had famous butts back in the day and weren't afraid to wiggle them in skin tight spandex or satin.Who could forget John Schneider in those painted on jeans in Dukes of Hazzard?For that matter you could go all the way back to Valentino or Tyrone Power or Eroll Flynn or the Tarzan actors like Johnny Weismuller...now there's a credible candidate!

by Anonymousreply 190August 30, 2017 9:12 AM

Chile R190 that was too damn long.

by Anonymousreply 191September 1, 2017 4:20 AM

I thought it was quite informative.

MIKE BRANSON

by Anonymousreply 192September 1, 2017 4:25 AM

Casey Donovan.

by Anonymousreply 193September 1, 2017 9:04 AM

How about the most masturbated in?Rock Hudson?

by Anonymousreply 194September 5, 2017 1:55 AM

Yes, I say Alain Deleon r190 thank you for reminding me. Some day, I will return to 1968 in a time machine and offer Mr Deleon a seat...on my face. If he declines, then , same year, I would search up Mr Burt Reynolds and extend the exact same offer to him.

by Anonymousreply 195September 5, 2017 2:25 AM

The celebrity I'd most like to have sit on my face would be the young Christopher Atkins.

by Anonymousreply 196September 10, 2017 7:30 AM

I would say the most masturbated to male ass belongs to the great football player Anthony Recker. He has a considerabley large, full, shapely and curvacious buttocks that although he is a man has quite a womanly shape and form.

by Anonymousreply 197September 10, 2017 8:10 AM

He's a football player, R197? Which team?

by Anonymousreply 198September 10, 2017 3:37 PM

He's a baseball player. But I'm sure you knew that.

by Anonymousreply 199September 10, 2017 4:35 PM

R197, why do you use "buttocks" as singular?

by Anonymousreply 200September 10, 2017 4:38 PM

[quote]- It's somebody who is/was a global superstar for more than a decade. - It's either an athlete, a movie star, or a political figure like JFK Jr

John-John. was not a global superstar.

by Anonymousreply 201September 10, 2017 4:43 PM

I would guess it would be one of the Bollywood superstars if we're talking the whole world. Someone like Hrithik Roshan.

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by Anonymousreply 202September 10, 2017 4:52 PM

That's John Abraham above.Actually considering the population of Asia he would be a likely candidate.His ass caused a sensation in Bollywood movies.

by Anonymousreply 203September 11, 2017 5:03 AM

I wonder who the equivalent is in Chinese cinema.

by Anonymousreply 204September 11, 2017 8:18 PM

R204 — That would be Wun Phat Bum.

by Anonymousreply 205September 11, 2017 9:05 PM

[R205]Very funny!Now can we get back to Burt Reynolds sitting on someone's face?

by Anonymousreply 206September 14, 2017 8:42 AM

Zack Morris's

by Anonymousreply 207September 15, 2017 3:18 AM

[R207]No A.C. Slater?

by Anonymousreply 208September 16, 2017 6:35 AM

David Beckham?

by Anonymousreply 209September 17, 2017 8:33 PM

I've always had a hardon for Don Johnson's ass.

by Anonymousreply 210September 26, 2017 4:14 PM

Really OP. Need you ask? Matt Damon of course!

by Anonymousreply 211September 26, 2017 4:16 PM

Just remember how badly Brad smells...normal people, at least, will find his hygiene habits a deal breaker...

by Anonymousreply 212September 26, 2017 5:09 PM

Brad Pitt has no definition on his ass, whatsoever. In other words, it's flat.

by Anonymousreply 213September 26, 2017 5:32 PM

Same with Beckham. Nonexistent ass.

by Anonymousreply 214September 26, 2017 6:37 PM

[R213]Okay if Brad Pitt's ass isn't nice enough for you,then who in hell does have a nice one in your opinion?

by Anonymousreply 215September 27, 2017 8:50 PM

R215, in my opinion the ballplayer Anthony Recker has THE perfect male ass :)

by Anonymousreply 216September 28, 2017 12:27 PM

[quote] in my opinion the ballplayer Anthony Recker has THE perfect male ass :)

Male ass?

by Anonymousreply 217September 28, 2017 2:23 PM

r187, I second Matt Battaglia on QAF. Delighted that others have posted it. That ripple at the bottom is to die for. Of course he wasn't going to show the front _ TEASE, TEASE, TEASE. I nominate Val Kilmer for the most hysterically covered ass in movies. He'd use a body double if he took his socks off.

by Anonymousreply 218September 28, 2017 3:33 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 219September 29, 2017 1:58 AM

Pitt and Beckham hardly have non-existent asses.Especially Pitt's which is pretty much legendary.Recker's is huge.The Kardashians practically have no asses in comparison with his.If you only like big bubblebutts than yes he'd be your God.I love huge ones too,but I still appreciate a nice,round "nornal" sized one.Besides I don't think you can really say that someone's is "most masturbated to" unless we've seen it bare.Preferably multiple times in different mediums.

by Anonymousreply 220October 2, 2017 9:36 AM

David Beckham has the flattest, most nondescript ass out there, and I'm not only talking about his nasty wife. His ass looks lie an aspirin pill. Do you really think that butt is sexy?

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by Anonymousreply 221October 2, 2017 6:50 PM

It's not the roundest,but I've seen worse.Pitt's is much better.

by Anonymousreply 222October 9, 2017 7:18 AM

The huge 80's bubblebutt of Jean Claude Van Damme.

by Anonymousreply 223October 17, 2017 7:21 AM

If we just take this year into consideration probably that guy who's Jon Snow in Game of Thrones. Apparently it's naturally hairless.

by Anonymousreply 224October 17, 2017 7:29 AM

Pitt his ass isn't that great, R224.

by Anonymousreply 225October 17, 2017 4:19 PM

Oh my, I cannot reveal that about Tom Cot...

by Anonymousreply 226October 17, 2017 5:17 PM

[R225]By what standard of asses are you judging that Brad Pitt's ass doesn't hold up?His ass is one of the most famous things about him.

by Anonymousreply 227October 20, 2017 7:10 AM

[R224]I agree,Kit Harrington's ass is spectacular!Most masturbated over recently maybe?

by Anonymousreply 228October 20, 2017 7:12 AM

Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon?

by Anonymousreply 229November 2, 2017 7:00 AM

Porn God Joey Stefano.No contest!

by Anonymousreply 230November 23, 2017 7:43 AM

Bump because I love ass!

by Anonymousreply 231April 22, 2019 9:00 AM

Women do not masturbate to the male butt. When will you assholes learn that men and women are different and no, we do not fantasize about a giant penis either. Men are just weird, straight or gay they are all the same...biology.

by Anonymousreply 232April 22, 2019 9:15 AM

Yeah David Beckham has a flat arse.

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by Anonymousreply 233April 22, 2019 9:18 AM

I like to look at a cute ass but I never once thought to masturbate to a picture of an ass. When I masturbate I am thinking about me. And I am having good sex, when the guy pleases ME! Don't you get it? IT IS ALL ABOUT ME!

by Anonymousreply 234April 22, 2019 9:26 AM

huh?, Brad has no ass

by Anonymousreply 235April 22, 2019 9:31 AM

R232, Dear hetero women, You're on a forum for GAY FOLKS - we don't need to be lectured by you on here. I couldn't give a flying fuck about what turns YOU on - I'M GAY dumb ass. I never had any interest in you to begin with.

by Anonymousreply 236April 22, 2019 9:37 AM

Antinous

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by Anonymousreply 237April 22, 2019 2:00 PM

R236 When I wanna hear your opinion, I'll put my ear up to your dragging, wrinkled, furry, odorous sphincter. And that will be never. Stop speaking for gaydom.

by Anonymousreply 238April 22, 2019 2:42 PM

On the other hand R232 he does have a point. Go screw yourself.

by Anonymousreply 239April 22, 2019 2:44 PM

I live for ass.

by Anonymousreply 240April 24, 2019 1:47 PM

Paging all ass lovers...

by Anonymousreply 241June 18, 2019 8:59 AM
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