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Washing Pants!

I don't ever wash my pants. I don't really need to. Ill use my fabric steamer, but they don't ever go in the washer.

The other day I notice the crotch area on a pair had a very strong odor. I thought maybe I'd go ahead and try washing them, so I did.

Now I've got all of these dried brown dots on my pants! I think I had left a dried piece of cat poop in the pocket (I'd noticed it on the carpet and picked it up to dispose and forgot). I'm literally having to scrape all of these dried dots off with a butter knife.

So yeah, not a convert AT ALL.

by Anonymousreply 15405/11/2015

I recommend you don't put cat shit in your pocket.

by Anonymousreply 105/24/2013

It's probably dirt from the jeans rising out if the fabric, ew!

by Anonymousreply 205/24/2013

You can probably unload them on eBay.

by Anonymousreply 305/24/2013

I had the same problem when I shit myself. I'm with R1-better to not have shit anywhere near your pants.

by Anonymousreply 405/24/2013

The extraneous layer of permacum is melting in the wash. Try using cold water instead.

by Anonymousreply 505/24/2013

#Vomitous OP I can smell you from here!

by Anonymousreply 605/24/2013

The problem isn't the washer, it's you.

by Anonymousreply 705/24/2013

Well there goes lunch.

by Anonymousreply 805/24/2013

I hope this is a troll post. Lawd.

by Anonymousreply 905/24/2013

I'm not dirty. I do use my fabric steamer and also dry clean. Just don't ever use the washer and dryer for pants.

by Anonymousreply 1005/24/2013

GROSS! Wash your pants. If you can't iron 'em perfect, take them to the dry cleaners.

by Anonymousreply 1105/24/2013

Why would anyone use a washer and dryer for pants? I have a George Foreman grill.

by Anonymousreply 1205/24/2013

OP = Anderson Cooper

by Anonymousreply 1305/24/2013

Does your ass smell like a swamp, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1405/24/2013

These were jeans, by the way. No one washes jeans.

by Anonymousreply 1505/24/2013

Cat shit in your pocket?

You put cat shit in your pants pocket and still question whether you should wash said pants???

by Anonymousreply 1605/24/2013

It was DRIED cat shit! The same size and consistency of an almond.

by Anonymousreply 1705/24/2013

R16, I don't understand. I think that anyone who'd put cat shit in his pockets would have questions about whether to wash his pants.

by Anonymousreply 1805/24/2013

OP, are you male or female?

by Anonymousreply 1905/24/2013

Of COURSE, R19. There are basically no other options.

by Anonymousreply 2005/24/2013

What is on the minds of the people who decided to participate in this thread?

Before you make the obvious point, let me point out that this post is meta-participation.

by Anonymousreply 2105/24/2013

[quote] I recommend you don't put cat shit in your pocket.

Sorry, but are you mentally slow? I can't imagine anyone with the sense God gave a flea willingly putting SHIT in their POCKETS.

I'm guessing you're one of those people where your clothes all smell like cat, whose furniture smells like cat, and where the odor of cat shit in an unscooped litter box hits your visitors' noses the minute you open your front door.

by Anonymousreply 2205/24/2013

R22, it was a small, very hard and dry piece of cat poop that my cat somehow managed to transport to the living room.

by Anonymousreply 2305/24/2013

You are vile, OP, vile I say!

Sending a virtual vicious face slapping.

by Anonymousreply 2405/24/2013

[quote]These were jeans, by the way. No one washes jeans.

Yes they do.

What they don't do is put cat shit in their pockets.

by Anonymousreply 2505/24/2013

Put the pants in the freezer instead of washing them.

by Anonymousreply 2605/24/2013

You didn't enjoy the Met Gala either, did you OP?

by Anonymousreply 2705/24/2013

This thread is proof that gays are mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 2805/24/2013

The POOP was DRY!!!

It could have been a rock.

by Anonymousreply 2905/24/2013

WTF

by Anonymousreply 3005/24/2013

OP, nobody puts DRY poop in their pockets. EVER!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Anonymousreply 3105/24/2013

[quote]These were jeans, by the way. No one washes jeans.

We beg to differ.

by Anonymousreply 3205/24/2013

[quote]No one washes jeans.

You live in a group home, don't you?

by Anonymousreply 3305/24/2013

This is why I hate you

by Anonymousreply 3405/24/2013

You're not supposed to wash designer jeans. Put them in the freezer to refresh them. Diesel also sells a spray.

by Anonymousreply 3505/24/2013

[quote]You're not supposed to wash designer jeans. Put them in the freezer to refresh them. Diesel also sells a spray.

You people are fucking disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 3605/24/2013

Exasperating Shit Trouble!

by Anonymousreply 3705/24/2013

You're not supposed to BUY designer jeans.

Biggest waste of money EVER!

by Anonymousreply 3805/24/2013

You fabric steam your pants. Did your cat teach you this? You put nuggets of dried cat shit in your pockets and you're using a butter knife to remove said shit. This is why I can't date cat people. There is something in the odor of cat urine that degrades proper frontal lobe functioning.

by Anonymousreply 3905/24/2013

Oh, please! I found a smal dried piece of cat poop on my floor, picked it up with a tissue and put it in my pocket to dispose of when I was in the restroom. Big deal.

by Anonymousreply 4005/24/2013

This:

[quote]I don't ever wash my pants. I don't really need to.

Followed by this:

[quote]The other day I notice the crotch area on a pair had a very strong odor.

Means you need to wash your skanky crotch reek out of your damn pants. I guarantee that anyone who got near you noticed your funky stank long before you did.

by Anonymousreply 4105/24/2013

Holy shit. Between this and Cast the Datalounge Movie, I am going to pass out laughing.

by Anonymousreply 4405/24/2013

OP = Anderson Cooper, who washes his jeans in the shower like a dunce

by Anonymousreply 4705/24/2013

I don't wash my jeans.

by Anonymousreply 4805/24/2013

OP, you put Gwyneth to shame!

by Anonymousreply 4905/24/2013

OP lives in a group home, I just know it.

by Anonymousreply 5005/24/2013

You sound like a total pig. Cat shit in your pocket?

by Anonymousreply 5205/24/2013

IT WAS DRY POOP!!!1112

by Anonymousreply 5305/24/2013

I can just imagine it as a country song.

I was gonna get you a locket but all I had was poop in my pocket.

Little Timmy's got a bottle rocket, Jessie's reading Davy Crockett and all I had was poop in my pocket!

by Anonymousreply 5405/24/2013

Is that cat shit in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

by Anonymousreply 5505/24/2013

At point I think a blowtorch is in order, OP.

by Anonymousreply 5605/24/2013

I wash my jeans only once or twice a year. Granted, I only wear them about every two weeks or so, but I don't think the dryer is good for them. They are so comfy and don't smell because I only wear them to go somewhere and I would have showered prior. They're on me probably 4 or 5 hours and that's it, they don't get the chance to smell. I take them off, flatten out and wrinkles, fold them up tight and put them back on the shelf. They have a beautiful patina now.

by Anonymousreply 5705/24/2013

I can hardly imagine what was so pressing that you couldn't find the time to walk ten steps to your restroom and flush the cat shit down the toilet.

I need to start a thread on this.

by Anonymousreply 5805/24/2013

Couldn't you just have slipped it in your mouth, OP, until you found a handy wastebasket? That would have kept your pants shit-free.

by Anonymousreply 5905/24/2013

THREAD CLOSED!!!

by Anonymousreply 6005/24/2013

Needing to wash your pants is more of a sign that your dirty. If you're clean, there's no reason your pants should need to be washed.

by Anonymousreply 6105/25/2013

The poop was dry!!! I see the makings of another DL classic

by Anonymousreply 6205/25/2013

OP truly is one of the vilest creatures to grace this board:

by Anonymousreply 6305/25/2013

The POOP WAS DRY when I picked it up!

THE POOP WAS DRY!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 6405/25/2013

[quote]It could have been a rock.

Hey brain trust. It wasn't a rock. It was CAT SHIT.

CAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 6505/25/2013

Oh my sides! This is the funniest thread I have read since the one that made me a DL Star!

It's Ok op. Happens to the best of us.

by Anonymousreply 6605/25/2013

What happens when you put cat shit in your pocket and add water?

Voila - a wet shitty mess!

by Anonymousreply 6705/25/2013

I wash my jeans in cold, then air dry them. They don't shrink or fade and my crotch doesn't stink.

by Anonymousreply 6805/25/2013

Catch a solo cat turd

Put it in your pocket

Save it for a rainy day

by Anonymousreply 7005/25/2013

Next time, put your jeans in the microwave. And send yourself to the dry cleaners. In by 9, out by 5. And you'll smell minty fresh, and all that.

by Anonymousreply 7105/25/2013

What is the longest you'll wear a pair jeans before washing them? I've done four days on occasion, but three is generally my max as a rule.

by Anonymousreply 7205/25/2013

Wash your fucking jeans people. Two or three days between washings is ok if you are doing nothing too strenuous while wearing them.

Sweaty stanky crotches are ok to thrust your face in during sex, but your pants shouldn't stink. Nothing worse than funky clothing.

by Anonymousreply 7305/25/2013

So if you get six dry cat turds, can you make a necklace?

by Anonymousreply 7405/25/2013

[quote]Needing to wash your pants is more of a sign that your dirty. If you're clean, there's no reason your pants should need to be washed.

Are you bitches really that stupid?

You think the only reason to wash clothing is if you sweat or your body is dirty? Are you guys seriously so stupid that you don't think of external factors that dirty your clothes or make them smell?

by Anonymousreply 7505/25/2013

[quote]By not washing her jeans for a few days, she picked up a serious bacterium, Staphylococcus, which can cause everything from stomach flu to deadly MRSA.So what can you do to keep your jeans germ-free?- Wash them in hot water and make sure you dry them completely. Bacteria thrive in a moist environment.

by Anonymousreply 7605/25/2013

OP, Hot Cocoa has a song JUST for you and your stanky jeans!

by Anonymousreply 7705/25/2013

.

by Anonymousreply 7805/26/2013

Yes people do wash their jeans, you lunatic.

by Anonymousreply 7905/26/2013

It's very unlikely, actually, that OP is a woman. Sounds like a male, born in 1950 or earlier, and/or alone and disturbed.

Even the fat lesbians I know don't have smelly clothing.

by Anonymousreply 8005/26/2013

Oh, and that goes for whether OP is a troll or not.

by Anonymousreply 8105/26/2013

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SHIT IN MY POCKET!!!

by Anonymousreply 8205/26/2013

OP, I get that the feline feces were sec, but I fear, due to your presented hygiene issues, that the brown dots were probably bed bugs you crushed in your sleep.

This is the only thread where I fear for the bed bugs.

by Anonymousreply 8305/26/2013

I don't care if the poop is dry, I want a crème brulee NOW!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 8405/26/2013

r61, GROSS. Yes, your pants are going to absorb the body oils and odors even the cleanest people have, as well as absorb odors and dirt from the environment.

Yes, people wash their jeans.

by Anonymousreply 8505/26/2013

I draw the line at ironing them.

by Anonymousreply 8605/26/2013

r84, you may have posted anonymously but we know who you are.

by Anonymousreply 8705/26/2013

Yo stank, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 8805/26/2013

Won't somebody think of the cat?

by Anonymousreply 8905/26/2013

r87, how do you know who I am? Excuse me, the Pleiadians are calling me. I have to channel the mother ship. Where's my quartz crystal?

by Anonymousreply 9105/26/2013

r84/91, I'm a friend of Warren's.

by Anonymousreply 9205/26/2013

Well, I learned my lesson today. I washed the soft maroon t-shirt I bought at the dollar store. I only did one load and wound up with a dozen pink socks. I never thought it would happen to me.

by Anonymousreply 9305/26/2013

this thread is great..only at the lounge!!

by Anonymousreply 9405/26/2013

I had a similar experience with a red towel not long ago, R93. Rit makes a color-remover product that got out all the dye from the affected clothes, leaving them in splendid condition after I rewashed them! Use the sink method, rather than stovetop.

by Anonymousreply 9505/26/2013

Holy shit (no pun intended), I think we may have another Not Without My Daughter, or even an I'm Not Running a Bed and Breakfast here!

ROFLMAO!!!

by Anonymousreply 9605/27/2013

Thank you for the link, R51, what an amazing read!

by Anonymousreply 9705/27/2013

I eat cat shit.

by Anonymousreply 9805/27/2013

[quote]Needing to wash your pants is more of a sign that your dirty.

Oh, Dear.

by Anonymousreply 9905/27/2013

I cannot stop laughing. Jesus, I am in tears.

by Anonymousreply 10005/27/2013

grossest thread EVER.

by Anonymousreply 10105/27/2013

[quote]Wash your fucking jeans people. Two or three days between washings is ok if you are doing nothing too strenuous while wearing them.

You wash your jeans every two days?!? WTF? Who does that?

by Anonymousreply 10205/27/2013

r92, you are a friend of Warren's. So what makes you so special?

by Anonymousreply 10305/27/2013

My son came home from college recently and I swear he smelled like a homeless person. He was clean, but he admitted that he hadn't washed the jeans he was wearing in weeks. He didn't notice the smell. Yeesh, I ran them though the wash twice in hot water.

OP, you stink. Everyone smells it but you. Wash your damn jeans. Dear God.

by Anonymousreply 10405/27/2013

Kickstarter to buy OP a bottle of Febreeze and a can of Lysol.

by Anonymousreply 10505/27/2013

Shitty little pants!

by Anonymousreply 10605/27/2013

You were in the living room and put the poop in your pocket because, understandably, the nearest garbage can was about 500 feet away.

by Anonymousreply 10705/27/2013

THE POOP WAS DRY.

THE POOP WAS DRY.

by Anonymousreply 10805/27/2013

The line I will walk away with is R82 :

"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SHIT IN MY POCKET!"

Poetry.

by Anonymousreply 10905/27/2013

How the fuck can you not wash your jeans??? Think about all those germs you've got on them when you sit on public seats/chairs.

How fucking hard is it to throw them in the washing machine with the rest of your laundry??

by Anonymousreply 11005/28/2013

This is the dumbest thing I've read in awhile. Cat poop in the pocket! Funny.

by Anonymousreply 11105/28/2013

[quote]How the fuck can you not wash your jeans??? How fucking hard is it to throw them in the washing machine with the rest of your laundry??

Uh, cause we don't want to ruin them? Throw them in with the rest of the laundry? Bitch, please.

by Anonymousreply 11205/28/2013

A fecaphiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie stinks. Uhh!! Oh my God you sick little monkey!!

by Anonymousreply 11305/28/2013

There's nothing worse than rehydrated cat doodie on your jeans.

by Anonymousreply 11405/28/2013

OP, you have to start washing your pants. Pants, as with ALL clothing, are meant to be washed.

FYI, you smell. You can't smell it yourself because you've become accustomed to the stench. And people are too timid an polite to say anything to you. But we guarantee you that you stink because of those dirty pants. Wash. Them.

by Anonymousreply 11505/28/2013

But THE POOP WAS DRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 11605/28/2013

OP sounds like the kind of person who saves lint and bits of string he finds on his (indoor/outdoor) carpet in his mouth, until he finds a trash receptacle.

by Anonymousreply 11705/28/2013

FBI profile of OP:

1. Lives with three other people in a one bedroom railroad apartment that has not been cleaned since 1987.

2. Has had crabs more than once.

3. Has dirty fingernails, unbrushed teeth, unwashed hair, but spends hundreds of dollars on designer clothes that never get washed 9to "preserve" them) and therefore STINK.

4. Wears vintage shoes, so SOMEONE ELSE'S dried up FOOT STANK and mold mix together with OP's own foot stench but OP thinks the vintage look is so organic & that OP is "living green" so OP must smell awesome. Pairs the shoes with mildewy moth eaten vintage concert t-shirts or "ironic" children's product advertisement shirts.

5. OP works in a cubicle and the person in the next cubicle goes through a can of Fabreeze every week and has complained to HR three times already...OR...OP works as a server and all the other servers hold their breath when OP is close by....customers notice the dirty fingernails and never come back.

6. OP goes to dirty stinky bars in Los Feliz hoping to see Robert Pattinson because "as soon as he sees how AUTHENTIC and IRONIC and HIPSTER I am, he'll just KNOW I'm his SOULMATE."

7. OP uses that stone deodorant that DOES NOT WORK, HELLO!!!

8. OP reminds me of every hipster I ever met in Los Angeles who smoked like a chimney but criticized ME for polluting the environment with my perfume and my SUV, while the hipster is puffing away on a cigarette that has 88 poisonous chemicals in it.

by Anonymousreply 11805/28/2013

They OP was trying so, so very hard. And unfortunately, about a hundred people lapped it right up.

by Anonymousreply 11905/28/2013

R121 Ruin them? Bitch, jeans don't get ruined by washing them. I have jeans that I've had for years and I wash them every time after I wear them and they're still holding up like new.

What kind of cheap ass jeans are you buying that you're afraid of ruining them???

by Anonymousreply 12105/28/2013

R121's "voices" are acting up today...

by Anonymousreply 12205/28/2013

Good jeans should be worn for a while before the very first washing, so that the fit will settle to your body shape. Obviously not 'til they stink though. After that, they can and should be washed just as often as any other piece of clothing.

by Anonymousreply 12305/28/2013

THE POOP WAS DRY!

by Anonymousreply 12406/06/2013

Maybe you could arrange a tube shoved up your own ass, directed to your pocket so you can shit without dropping your pants, since you have such an issue with keeping clean, or wanting to.

Then at least the poop would be yours, and not some wormy cat shit that retains its deathliness no matter how old and dry it is.

And you can just jump into a fountain when you need to go to a wedding or something.

by Anonymousreply 12506/06/2013

I had a roommate who never washed his clothes - he had lived with me for around 7 months and I swear he never did even one load of laundry during all that time! Needless to say, his room reeked. I used to spray about 1/2 can of Febreze to kill the stench.

Of course, he was an alcoholic who would pass out drunk and stay in his room all the time.

by Anonymousreply 12606/06/2013

nasty ass!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 12706/08/2013

[quote]So if you get six dry cat turds, can you make a necklace?

I knew a crazy woman who would go to the woods and collect deer pellets and make "jewelry" out of them, as well as clocks from kits and other "home-spun artworks." She said it was just fine because she coated it in varnish or sealant. But shit is still shit. Somehow she actually sold some of it.

She actually had a brain tumor a couple of decades ago and was batshit crazy ever since, even though it was removed.

by Anonymousreply 12806/08/2013

R128 We had a charity fundraiser day at work where people brought in homemade goods to sell. Some were surprisingly good, some OK, some embarrassingly bad but only one was WTF strange. A guy had collected animal teeth and bones found in the woods, tied bits of gardening twine to hold them together and was trying to sell the resultant germ ridden unhygienic mess as folk art jewellery. He didn't even wash the stuff, it was bits of teeth and bone with grime and moss and twigs stuck to them tied with string.

If the FBI ever come asking questions about him I won't be surprised.

And if OP isn't trolling he should wash his stinky, funky, cum stained jeans.

by Anonymousreply 12906/08/2013

R93, the lesson is to not buy clothing at the dollar store. You can buy Ralph Lauren t shirts at the goodwill for $1-2 and you won't have to worry about them bleeding onto your other clothing. As a side note, I think that it is weird that people have to be told to not throw shit in the washing machine. My friend's dog shit on a rug, and her husband threw the rug into the wash WITH the shit. Disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 13006/08/2013

Eww, OP. That is just nasty. No, it's beyond nasty. It's just fucking gross. Remind me never to eat at your place. Or drink. Or step into it, for that matter.

by Anonymousreply 13106/08/2013

R128's story reminds me of the article by Glynis Roberts where she said John Cleese had a necklace made out of his own teeth.

Something tells me Cleese is the kind of guy who would go weeks without washing his own pants.

by Anonymousreply 13206/09/2013

[quote]I have jeans that I've had for years and I wash them every time after I wear them

EVERY single time you wear them?? Do you have OCD or something? Just how many pairs of jeans do you own that you can do this?

by Anonymousreply 13306/10/2013

R133

Why is that surprising? Sure, not everyone washes their jeans every single time, fine. But why is it a surprise that someone would treat it like any other piece of clothing, shirt, socks, underwear, and wash it after they wear it?

Let me guess, some of you bitches dont wash your underwear, etc. each time you wear them.

by Anonymousreply 13406/11/2013

[quote] EVERY single time you wear them?? Do you have OCD or something?

Uh, it's called hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 13506/11/2013

[quote]Why is that surprising? Sure, not everyone washes their jeans every single time, fine. But why is it a surprise that someone would treat it like any other piece of clothing, shirt, socks, underwear, and wash it after they wear it?

Because jeans are meant to be lived in. Do you wash your jacket every time you wear it also?

by Anonymousreply 13606/11/2013

[quote] Let me guess, some of you bitches dont wash your underwear, etc. each time you wear them.

By the smell of things....

by Anonymousreply 13706/11/2013

R136

[quote]Because jeans are meant to be lived in. Do you wash your jacket every time you wear it also?

Not really a good comparison. A jacket doesn't typically come into direct contact with your body, nor does it come into as much contact with dirty shit (chairs, grass, etc) as your jeans do.

by Anonymousreply 13806/11/2013

R128 I believe the term you are looking for is "deer shit crazy'

by Anonymousreply 13906/12/2013

Bitch You Nasty!!!

by Anonymousreply 14006/12/2013

Bumping this thread because I just remembered it and it makes me laugh

by Anonymousreply 14102/12/2014

Am I the only one who finds it unusual that r90 thinks having a leaky ass is perfectly normal?

by Anonymousreply 14202/12/2014

The poop was dry, The doggone poop was dry.

by Anonymousreply 14302/14/2014

LOL R143!

by Anonymousreply 14402/14/2014

cunted bump

by Anonymousreply 14508/04/2014

THE POOP WAS DRY!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 14609/02/2014

The Fuck was Surprise!!

by Anonymousreply 14709/03/2014

Because it's totally normal, of course, for a human being to put cat shit into their pants.

I mean, a wastebasket? Down the toilet? Why do that?

THE POOP WAS DRY

by Anonymousreply 14809/03/2014

Wednesday bump for dry poops

by Anonymousreply 14909/03/2014

why vacuum when you can put cat shit in your pocket

by Anonymousreply 15009/03/2014

R70 just made me pee my pants in laughter!

by Anonymousreply 15110/26/2014

I wish R70 had signed it "Perry Homo" :(

by Anonymousreply 15202/25/2015

R70 reminds me of an old parody:

They asked me how I knew

Raccoon shit was blue

I could not deny

In my terse reply

Some fell in my eye

by Anonymousreply 15305/11/2015

[quote]As a side note, I think that it is weird that people have to be told to not throw shit in the washing machine. My friend's dog shit on a rug, and her husband threw the rug into the wash WITH the shit. Disgusting.

Ah, I was just thinking about this two-year-old thread last week, when I washed a sheet my crazy old cat had pooped on. I accidentally didn't get all the poop off before throwing it in the laundry.

SPOILER ALERT: The poop doesn't wash off, it just balls up and stays in the washer. I had to get the tongs to grab all the poopballs and then washed the sheet again. Three times. In bleach.

by Anonymousreply 15405/11/2015
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