I am a Datalounge Webmaster
I make $10/hr. but work 16-hr. shifts- so I make a tidy little profit, in addition to my disability checks. I'm housebound on account of agoraphobia, fibromyalgia and what my physician has diagnosed as "a general malaise".
I'm a 45-yr. old celibate lesbian (and before comments from the peanut gallery- I do walk with a cane).
I'm a 1984 graduate of Evelyn Wood Speed Reading Dynamics, and on a good day I can type 120 wpm.
I have 6 cats.
Any questions, bitches?
|by Rhonda||reply 56||06/28/2020|
I'll never forgive you for deleting my Bea Benadaret's New Year's Eve Party thread. That is all.
|by Rhonda||reply 1||05/11/2013|
Yeah. I do have a question. Why is DL now allowing this place to become so infested with GOProud types. You can't walk without stepping one of them.
And why do you allow hoax threads announcing the death of someone who is very much alive?
|by Rhonda||reply 2||05/11/2013|
Are you the one who destroyed the Ass of Louis Tomlinson threads?
|by Rhonda||reply 3||05/11/2013|
The Editor will NOT be pleased by this tread.
|by Rhonda||reply 5||05/11/2013|
Have you stated your boundaries yet?
|by Rhonda||reply 6||05/11/2013|
If only you were, I'd say....
You'll never get another 18 from me, you ban happy freak.
Go steal from someone else.
|by Rhonda||reply 7||05/11/2013|
Do you prefer your nutloaf with or without cilantro?
|by Rhonda||reply 8||05/11/2013|
What R2 said--and I'll add all the religious threads. The vibe of this place has really changed.
|by Rhonda||reply 9||05/11/2013|
Tell us about your cats. They must be very talented and anthropomorphic having you around all day.
What are their names, what kitty litter do you use. Do you get a cut of my 18.00 when you end my account for being racist?
There is so much you can share with us. The inner kingdom of datalounge has been pretty tight, so tight I thought you might all speak Russian or Chinese.
|by Rhonda||reply 10||05/11/2013|
R2. The better question is why are you afraid of someone who has a different opinion than you? Nowhere does the DL description say it is for liberals, democrats, socialists, etc.
|by Rhonda||reply 11||05/11/2013|
I'm not usually into middle-aged lesbians and the "homebound" thing is less than ideal, but I am turned on by power. Do you need your feet rubbed? I could come over.
|by Rhonda||reply 13||05/11/2013|
#1: I didn't work here then; #2: Datalounge welcomes all, without prejudice. And humor is humor; #3: No; and I just reported your IP address to AOL; #4: Yes, but the only openings are in Calcutta right now; #6: I have spoken. Check the Michfest archives; #5: Cheryl, you're on my last nerve tonight; #7: Namaste!; #8: Hunh?: #9: I haven't gone to church in years (fear of open places) but I always catch "Mass For Shut-ins" (early riser); #10: We don't get bonuses- but we should. And the naming of cats is rape; #13: I'm sorry, touch is excrutiating for me. But maybe we could make a pan of fudge?
|by Rhonda||reply 14||05/11/2013|
Do you like raisins in bread pudding?
|by Rhonda||reply 15||05/11/2013|
r11, but it is Blanche, it is!
|by Rhonda||reply 16||05/11/2013|
You would think that one of the DL webbies would be more familiar with the formatting tools available and how to use them properly in a post than Rhonda at r14 (or #14, as Rhonda would type).
|by Rhonda||reply 17||05/11/2013|
what are your thoughts on yaoi?
|by Rhonda||reply 18||05/11/2013|
Rhonda, why the hell is it always primetime?! Fuck!
|by Rhonda||reply 20||05/11/2013|
Will you be having a Christmas party this year, and will you be going?
|by Rhonda||reply 21||05/11/2013|
She really wants your $18. And, if she gets it, she'll ban you for something trivial.
Then in 3 months, she'll gladly take another 18 and then promptly ban you in 3 days flat.
If you pay it, don't say one negative word about Obama or black women. Those are her 2 mighty sensitive subjects.
In short, she's a thief!
|by Rhonda||reply 22||05/11/2013|
There are plenty of people on DL who say negative things about Obama and don't get banned.
You're a troll r22 and you just admitted to it. Being a racist tend to get people banned.
|by Rhonda||reply 23||05/11/2013|
WebMISTRESS, if you please.
|by Rhonda||reply 24||05/11/2013|
And I bet most of them aren't paid members.
Hell, now that I'm not, I don't get banned either. She relies on PT instead.
|by Rhonda||reply 25||05/11/2013|
Now the board's fucked up....
I think she's mad already!
|by Rhonda||reply 27||05/11/2013|
[quote]#13: I'm sorry, touch is excrutiating for me. But maybe we could make a pan of fudge?
No, I'm sorry. That was insensitive of me. I think I'll take you up on that fudge, though. Just one thing, please--No peanuts. I'm allergic.
|by Rhonda||reply 28||05/11/2013|
Yes, the board is supremely fucked. We're sorry, Webmaster! I guess you probably had your reasons for deleting my Bea Benaderet's New Year's Eve Party thread! It was probably coming right at you, so you had to stand your ground or something!
|by Rhonda||reply 29||05/11/2013|
LOL, r29. But I'm not apologizing.
|by Rhonda||reply 30||05/11/2013|
Do you have plans to eliminate the numerous and possibly deadly peanut-related threads on DL to protect peanut-intolerant individuals?
|by Rhonda||reply 31||05/11/2013|
R2. Some great advice from our First Lady
|by Rhonda||reply 32||05/12/2013|
Do you plan to revive "Preview" so we can correct grammar and spelling before posting?
|by Rhonda||reply 33||05/12/2013|
I feel like I'm caught in "No Exit" - the only threads I see are ones I posted in.
|by Rhonda||reply 34||05/12/2013|
Webmaster!!! Datalounge is broken! Help us!
|by Rhonda||reply 35||05/12/2013|
"nothing found" is the message here in LA. What's up?
|by Rhonda||reply 36||05/12/2013|
So this thread has not been deleted but
What *IS* Cak with Graxy?
|by Rhonda||reply 37||05/12/2013|
I've said some awful things and only been bnned once. Plus I'm a conservative but not a reflucckian or a Log whatsit.
|by Rhonda||reply 38||05/12/2013|
R1 is right. That thread was wonderful, and its deletion shamed the DL.
|by Rhonda||reply 39||05/12/2013|
Come on, six cats is about three too many. I hope they are at least outdoor cats.
Wish I could get that job but I'm not qualified to edit anything.
|by Rhonda||reply 41||11/05/2014|
Why isn't there a thread on that Molly Shattuck whore, Web Mistress? I thought that subject would be DL catnip.
|by Rhonda||reply 42||11/05/2014|
By the way Webmaster, do you hate Palest inians?
|by Rhonda||reply 43||11/05/2014|
OP, do you have Bread Pudding recipe to share?
|by Rhonda||reply 45||11/13/2014|
Why don't you get better freakin' software on this site? It's stuck in 1997. There are many good forum scripts, like Kunena and phpbb3, which are free.
|by Rhonda||reply 47||01/29/2015|
Does this look infected?
No, not that one. This one.
|by Rhonda||reply 48||01/29/2015|
If one is banned before his subscription is up, one should contact his credit card company to dispute the charge.
I have always wondered if they would try to ban subscribers? Knowing is half the battle.
|by Rhonda||reply 49||01/29/2015|
How do you apply for a job?
|by Rhonda||reply 50||01/29/2015|
I'm a stanky doodle dandy
The stankiest do or die
A real live nephew of Betwitch's Sam
Born on the 4th day, July
I got a stanky doodle sweetheart
She's the stankiest around
Stanky doodle went to London
Just to stink up the place
I stink up the London Underground
|by Rhonda||reply 52||01/02/2017|
who the fuck dug this lustre-less gem-tone up? it's demi-precious. or gold-ique.
|by Rhonda||reply 53||01/02/2017|
R37, you might want to read the page I've linked to. Someone, somewhere took the time in 2007 or thereabouts to write a pretty comprehensive introductory essay on Datalounge, including a mention of cak and graxy. I think it's for one of those sites that supplies ready-prepared essays to students. I'm not really sure how to react to that...
|by Rhonda||reply 54||01/02/2017|
Well, that's dated, but it explains a lot!
Updated version, please someone?
|by Rhonda||reply 55||01/02/2017|