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I am a Datalounge Webmaster

I make $10/hr. but work 16-hr. shifts- so I make a tidy little profit, in addition to my disability checks. I'm housebound on account of agoraphobia, fibromyalgia and what my physician has diagnosed as "a general malaise".

I'm a 45-yr. old celibate lesbian (and before comments from the peanut gallery- I do walk with a cane).

I'm a 1984 graduate of Evelyn Wood Speed Reading Dynamics, and on a good day I can type 120 wpm.

I have 6 cats.

Any questions, bitches?

by Rhondareply 5606/28/2020

I'll never forgive you for deleting my Bea Benadaret's New Year's Eve Party thread. That is all.

by Rhondareply 105/11/2013

Yeah. I do have a question. Why is DL now allowing this place to become so infested with GOProud types. You can't walk without stepping one of them.

And why do you allow hoax threads announcing the death of someone who is very much alive?

by Rhondareply 205/11/2013

Are you the one who destroyed the Ass of Louis Tomlinson threads?

by Rhondareply 305/11/2013

Is DL hiring?

by Rhondareply 405/11/2013

The Editor will NOT be pleased by this tread.

by Rhondareply 505/11/2013

Have you stated your boundaries yet?

by Rhondareply 605/11/2013

If only you were, I'd say....

You'll never get another 18 from me, you ban happy freak.

Go steal from someone else.

by Rhondareply 705/11/2013

Do you prefer your nutloaf with or without cilantro?

by Rhondareply 805/11/2013

What R2 said--and I'll add all the religious threads. The vibe of this place has really changed.

by Rhondareply 905/11/2013

Tell us about your cats. They must be very talented and anthropomorphic having you around all day.

What are their names, what kitty litter do you use. Do you get a cut of my 18.00 when you end my account for being racist?

There is so much you can share with us. The inner kingdom of datalounge has been pretty tight, so tight I thought you might all speak Russian or Chinese.

by Rhondareply 1005/11/2013

R2. The better question is why are you afraid of someone who has a different opinion than you? Nowhere does the DL description say it is for liberals, democrats, socialists, etc.

by Rhondareply 1105/11/2013

R1 +1

by Rhondareply 1205/11/2013

I'm not usually into middle-aged lesbians and the "homebound" thing is less than ideal, but I am turned on by power. Do you need your feet rubbed? I could come over.

by Rhondareply 1305/11/2013

#1: I didn't work here then; #2: Datalounge welcomes all, without prejudice. And humor is humor; #3: No; and I just reported your IP address to AOL; #4: Yes, but the only openings are in Calcutta right now; #6: I have spoken. Check the Michfest archives; #5: Cheryl, you're on my last nerve tonight; #7: Namaste!; #8: Hunh?: #9: I haven't gone to church in years (fear of open places) but I always catch "Mass For Shut-ins" (early riser); #10: We don't get bonuses- but we should. And the naming of cats is rape; #13: I'm sorry, touch is excrutiating for me. But maybe we could make a pan of fudge?

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by Rhondareply 1405/11/2013

Do you like raisins in bread pudding?

by Rhondareply 1505/11/2013

r11, but it is Blanche, it is!

by Rhondareply 1605/11/2013

You would think that one of the DL webbies would be more familiar with the formatting tools available and how to use them properly in a post than Rhonda at r14 (or #14, as Rhonda would type).

by Rhondareply 1705/11/2013

what are your thoughts on yaoi?

by Rhondareply 1805/11/2013

Rhonda's #13 is my fave

by Rhondareply 1905/11/2013

Rhonda, why the hell is it always primetime?! Fuck!

by Rhondareply 2005/11/2013

Will you be having a Christmas party this year, and will you be going?

by Rhondareply 2105/11/2013

r20

She really wants your $18. And, if she gets it, she'll ban you for something trivial.

Then in 3 months, she'll gladly take another 18 and then promptly ban you in 3 days flat.

If you pay it, don't say one negative word about Obama or black women. Those are her 2 mighty sensitive subjects.

In short, she's a thief!

by Rhondareply 2205/11/2013

There are plenty of people on DL who say negative things about Obama and don't get banned.

You're a troll r22 and you just admitted to it. Being a racist tend to get people banned.

by Rhondareply 2305/11/2013

WebMISTRESS, if you please.

by Rhondareply 2405/11/2013

And I bet most of them aren't paid members.

Hell, now that I'm not, I don't get banned either. She relies on PT instead.

by Rhondareply 2505/11/2013

Marry me.

by Rhondareply 2605/11/2013

Now the board's fucked up....

I think she's mad already!

by Rhondareply 2705/11/2013

[quote]#13: I'm sorry, touch is excrutiating for me. But maybe we could make a pan of fudge?

No, I'm sorry. That was insensitive of me. I think I'll take you up on that fudge, though. Just one thing, please--No peanuts. I'm allergic.

by Rhondareply 2805/11/2013

Yes, the board is supremely fucked. We're sorry, Webmaster! I guess you probably had your reasons for deleting my Bea Benaderet's New Year's Eve Party thread! It was probably coming right at you, so you had to stand your ground or something!

by Rhondareply 2905/11/2013

LOL, r29. But I'm not apologizing.

by Rhondareply 3005/11/2013

Do you have plans to eliminate the numerous and possibly deadly peanut-related threads on DL to protect peanut-intolerant individuals?

by Rhondareply 3105/11/2013

R2. Some great advice from our First Lady

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by Rhondareply 3205/12/2013

Do you plan to revive "Preview" so we can correct grammar and spelling before posting?

by Rhondareply 3305/12/2013

I feel like I'm caught in "No Exit" - the only threads I see are ones I posted in.

by Rhondareply 3405/12/2013

Webmaster!!! Datalounge is broken! Help us!

by Rhondareply 3505/12/2013

"nothing found" is the message here in LA. What's up?

by Rhondareply 3605/12/2013

So this thread has not been deleted but

What *IS* Cak with Graxy?

has been?

by Rhondareply 3705/12/2013

I've said some awful things and only been bnned once. Plus I'm a conservative but not a reflucckian or a Log whatsit.

by Rhondareply 3805/12/2013

R1 is right. That thread was wonderful, and its deletion shamed the DL.

by Rhondareply 3905/12/2013

fank you!!!!

by Rhondareply 4011/05/2014

Come on, six cats is about three too many. I hope they are at least outdoor cats.

Wish I could get that job but I'm not qualified to edit anything.

by Rhondareply 4111/05/2014

Why isn't there a thread on that Molly Shattuck whore, Web Mistress? I thought that subject would be DL catnip.

by Rhondareply 4211/05/2014

By the way Webmaster, do you hate Palest inians?

by Rhondareply 4311/05/2014

How rude!

by Rhondareply 4411/13/2014

OP, do you have Bread Pudding recipe to share?

by Rhondareply 4511/13/2014

wtf?

by Rhondareply 4601/29/2015

Why don't you get better freakin' software on this site? It's stuck in 1997. There are many good forum scripts, like Kunena and phpbb3, which are free.

by Rhondareply 4701/29/2015

Does this look infected?

No, not that one. This one.

by Rhondareply 4801/29/2015

If one is banned before his subscription is up, one should contact his credit card company to dispute the charge.

I have always wondered if they would try to ban subscribers? Knowing is half the battle.

by Rhondareply 4901/29/2015

How do you apply for a job?

by Rhondareply 5001/29/2015

Hysterical!

by Rhondareply 5101/29/2015

I'm a stanky doodle dandy

The stankiest do or die

A real live nephew of Betwitch's Sam

Born on the 4th day, July

I got a stanky doodle sweetheart

She's the stankiest around

Stanky doodle went to London

Just to stink up the place

I stink up the London Underground

by Rhondareply 5201/02/2017

who the fuck dug this lustre-less gem-tone up? it's demi-precious. or gold-ique.

by Rhondareply 5301/02/2017

R37, you might want to read the page I've linked to. Someone, somewhere took the time in 2007 or thereabouts to write a pretty comprehensive introductory essay on Datalounge, including a mention of cak and graxy. I think it's for one of those sites that supplies ready-prepared essays to students. I'm not really sure how to react to that...

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by Rhondareply 5401/02/2017

Well, that's dated, but it explains a lot!

Updated version, please someone?

by Rhondareply 5501/02/2017

sounds about right

by Rhondareply 5606/28/2020
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