Momma has cheerfully invited this one to come live under her muumuu upon his release!
This inked *Italian* cagemeat has Momma's mussy dripping like an Easter ham!!
|by Momma||reply 56||06/21/2015|
Looks like a Southern Belle in that first pic.
|by Momma||reply 1||05/08/2013|
Plus he's a Christian, and has a son. Momma sure knows how to pick 'em.
Love his white culotte dress, though.
|by Momma||reply 2||05/08/2013|
I'll fucking cut a bitch who makes fun of my shorts.
|by Momma||reply 3||05/08/2013|
So you'd like to be his prayer partner?
|by Momma||reply 4||05/08/2013|
[quote]I am Italian by race
|by Momma||reply 5||05/08/2013|
Sorry, he leaves my cooze dry as a Georgia O'Keefe painting.
|by Momma||reply 6||05/08/2013|
"Incarcerated for: Assault 1st Degree, Wanton Endangerment" AND seeking donations!
I'm glad Momma is keeping up the tradition of letting her mussy do her thinking for her!
|by Momma||reply 7||05/08/2013|
Gehlhausen is an ITALIAN name?! Maybe by way of Munich...
|by Momma||reply 8||05/08/2013|
You should totally go for it! These things usually have a way of working out. Maybe you'll even get to be on lockup!!
|by Momma||reply 9||05/08/2013|
So, he is 29, has a 10-year-old son, and he's single... and gay!?
How many gay guys have children when they are 19?
BTW you should check out his mugshot, not so cute.
|by Momma||reply 10||05/08/2013|
[quote]How many gay guys have children when they are 19?
You don't get out much, do you? There are plenty of guys who are questioning their sexuality in their teens who have sex with girls. Sometimes the girl gets pregnant. Not hard to figure out, dumbass.
|by Momma||reply 11||05/08/2013|
Why is he wearing a half slip?
|by Momma||reply 12||05/08/2013|
What does wanton endangerment inolve?
|by Momma||reply 13||05/08/2013|
Believe it or not he posted the better pic. The first one had the poodle skirt over it.
|by Momma||reply 14||05/08/2013|
r13, I'm guessing he threw his Chinese food on someone.
BTW, that site will provide me with hours of entertainment. Thanks for posting OP
|by Momma||reply 15||05/08/2013|
He is Italian/German. No wonder he's in prison for assault.
|by Momma||reply 16||05/08/2013|
This will not end well.
|by Momma||reply 17||05/08/2013|
I'll take him!
|by Momma||reply 18||05/08/2013|
Can he Skype?
|by Momma||reply 19||05/08/2013|
Well at least he doesn't have skinny legs.
|by Momma||reply 20||05/08/2013|
Quite the ego on this one
|by Momma||reply 21||05/09/2013|
|by Momma||reply 22||05/09/2013|
"I’m pretty hot so I expect to have a hot guy as my man ..."
|by Momma||reply 23||05/09/2013|
"Travis Gehlhausen" is Italian?
|by Momma||reply 24||05/09/2013|
How do you get a camera in prison? Are the guards taking these photos for them?
|by Momma||reply 25||05/09/2013|
[quote]How do you get a camera in prison? Are the guards taking these photos for them?
The Donald and Donna Dasher Modeling Agency has branches in most of America's better houses of detention.
|by Momma||reply 26||05/09/2013|
He must be so fucking tedious. I can just imagine all his "I'm a changed man" bullshit.
|by Momma||reply 27||05/09/2013|
"I’m pretty hot so I expect to have a hot guy as my man."
Call me old fashioned, but having a rap sheet, priors and other assorted "problems" diminishes the hotness factor considerably.
|by Momma||reply 28||05/09/2013|
Stay away from guys named Travis.
Not worth the trouble.
|by Momma||reply 29||05/09/2013|
Love his white koolots!
|by Momma||reply 30||05/09/2013|
This guy got life in prison for "lewd or lascivious conduct with a child." That makes it sound like he just pulled his pants down in front of a swing set. There's got to be more to it than that.
|by Momma||reply 31||05/09/2013|
He spends much of his time at work? Huh?
The crime and sentence seem strange.
|by Momma||reply 32||05/09/2013|
I can't help but wonder if maybe some of the guys in the ads are sincere. Could there be a sincere one in the bunch that you would trust and help get a fresh start when they are released?
I would only want to help a hot ex-con but I'd like to know he was going to revert to his felonious habits and threaten my life.
|by Momma||reply 33||05/09/2013|
[quote]I would only want to help a hot ex-con but I'd like to know he was going to revert to his felonious habits and threaten my life.
I think that's a safe bet!
|by Momma||reply 34||05/09/2013|
I'm guessing quite a few of those aren't gay and are setting up their first con when they get out. You,know the old saying "an old gay and his money are soon parted."
|by Momma||reply 35||05/09/2013|
I worked at a pre-release halfway house. This is a lucrative scam. They use multiple names and keep the requests for money coming. I've seen the same female use up to 5 different names. for the life of me, I couldn't figure out how they managed that at prison since the names have to match inmate numbers.
They sit around and laugh about this. Men do it, women do it - i know this will be a complete shock but it's nothing but a con.
|by Momma||reply 36||05/09/2013|
LOVE the bloomers, stud. Gotta be secure in your masculinity to go about like that.
But why is he as red as a pickled pig's foot?
|by Momma||reply 37||05/09/2013|
Lord, R22, that dude's from the same town as Strom Thurmond.
|by Momma||reply 38||05/09/2013|
I'm actually thinking of writing the guy in R22. From a PO Box in another city, of course. But still, he's kinda cute and he's in for selling coke. That's not so bad, right?
|by Momma||reply 39||05/09/2013|
|by Momma||reply 40||05/09/2013|
R22's link has Mama's mussy writhing like a salted slug on hot asphalt!
|by Momma||reply 41||12/30/2013|
He is no Jeremy Meeks
|by Momma||reply 42||06/21/2014|
|by Momma||reply 43||09/25/2014|
R43 Sounds like Vlad is a real impaler. (And he's into my favorite thing: sodomy rape!) Good to know that he's also a "quality person" and a Christian.
|by Momma||reply 44||01/06/2015|
Funny, that's just what I thought of the first time I saw Momma's mussy: an Easter ham!
|by Momma||reply 45||01/06/2015|
Momma's mussy is vibrating like Katharine Hepburn during an earthquake!
|by Momma||reply 46||01/28/2015|
[quote]Sounds like Vlad is a real impaler. (And he's into my favorite thing: sodomy rape!)
Well, at least we know he's sexually adaptable.
|by Momma||reply 47||01/28/2015|
Here ya go, Mama...a 22 year old, blond haired, blue eyed slab o' cage meat.
|by Momma||reply 48||01/28/2015|
Jesus that kid is probably being used like a blow-up doll. For possession and grand theft. This country is really fucked up. (And yes, there are tens of thousands of young black men in prison who have probably done even less to get there.)
|by Momma||reply 49||01/28/2015|
|by Momma||reply 50||01/28/2015|
Sorr, I do not declare anyone hot until I know what crime they commited..
|by Momma||reply 51||01/28/2015|
Thanks to whoever bumped the thread. I love momma threads and I missed this one the first time.
[quote]link has Mama's mussy writhing like a salted slug on hot asphalt!
I know this is 2 years later but I think this may be the best mussyism I have ever read. Bravo, r41!
|by Momma||reply 52||01/30/2015|
OMG: "Get your incarcerated loved one the gift of companionship this year with a WriteAPrisoner.com Pen-pal Profile! ORDER NOW! "
|by Momma||reply 53||01/30/2015|
Anyone heard from Momma lately? Last time I saw her, I couldn't get within 10 feet because her mussy was spitting like a major league pitcher!
|by Momma||reply 54||06/20/2015|
How about that 40-year-old posting his senior class picture and a pic of him as a 14-year-old? Who is he trying to con/attract?
|by Momma||reply 55||06/21/2015|
I think Momma hangs out over on Zatalounge.
|by Momma||reply 56||06/21/2015|