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This inked *Italian* cagemeat has Momma's mussy dripping like an Easter ham!!

Momma has cheerfully invited this one to come live under her muumuu upon his release!

by Mommareply 5606/21/2015

Looks like a Southern Belle in that first pic.

by Mommareply 105/08/2013

I'll fucking cut a bitch who makes fun of my shorts.

by Mommareply 305/08/2013

So you'd like to be his prayer partner?

by Mommareply 405/08/2013

[quote]I am Italian by race

Wah?

by Mommareply 505/08/2013

Sorry, he leaves my cooze dry as a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

by Mommareply 605/08/2013

"Incarcerated for: Assault 1st Degree, Wanton Endangerment" AND seeking donations!

I'm glad Momma is keeping up the tradition of letting her mussy do her thinking for her!

by Mommareply 705/08/2013

Gehlhausen is an ITALIAN name?! Maybe by way of Munich...

by Mommareply 805/08/2013

You should totally go for it! These things usually have a way of working out. Maybe you'll even get to be on lockup!!

by Mommareply 905/08/2013

So, he is 29, has a 10-year-old son, and he's single... and gay!?

How many gay guys have children when they are 19?

BTW you should check out his mugshot, not so cute.

by Mommareply 1005/08/2013

[quote]How many gay guys have children when they are 19?

You don't get out much, do you? There are plenty of guys who are questioning their sexuality in their teens who have sex with girls. Sometimes the girl gets pregnant. Not hard to figure out, dumbass.

by Mommareply 1105/08/2013

Why is he wearing a half slip?

by Mommareply 1205/09/2013

What does wanton endangerment inolve?

by Mommareply 1305/09/2013

Believe it or not he posted the better pic. The first one had the poodle skirt over it.

by Mommareply 1405/09/2013

r13, I'm guessing he threw his Chinese food on someone.

BTW, that site will provide me with hours of entertainment. Thanks for posting OP

by Mommareply 1505/09/2013

He is Italian/German. No wonder he's in prison for assault.

by Mommareply 1605/09/2013

This will not end well.

by Mommareply 1705/09/2013

I'll take him!

by Mommareply 1805/09/2013

Can he Skype?

by Mommareply 1905/09/2013

Well at least he doesn't have skinny legs.

by Mommareply 2005/09/2013

Quite the ego on this one

by Mommareply 2105/09/2013

Yes, please

by Mommareply 2205/09/2013

"I’m pretty hot so I expect to have a hot guy as my man ..."

by Mommareply 2305/09/2013

"Travis Gehlhausen" is Italian?

by Mommareply 2405/09/2013

How do you get a camera in prison? Are the guards taking these photos for them?

by Mommareply 2505/09/2013

[quote]How do you get a camera in prison? Are the guards taking these photos for them?

The Donald and Donna Dasher Modeling Agency has branches in most of America's better houses of detention.

by Mommareply 2605/09/2013

He must be so fucking tedious. I can just imagine all his "I'm a changed man" bullshit.

by Mommareply 2705/09/2013

"I’m pretty hot so I expect to have a hot guy as my man."

Call me old fashioned, but having a rap sheet, priors and other assorted "problems" diminishes the hotness factor considerably.

by Mommareply 2805/09/2013

Stay away from guys named Travis.

Not worth the trouble.

by Mommareply 2905/09/2013

Love his white koolots!

by Mommareply 3005/09/2013

Shit.

This guy got life in prison for "lewd or lascivious conduct with a child." That makes it sound like he just pulled his pants down in front of a swing set. There's got to be more to it than that.

by Mommareply 3105/09/2013

He spends much of his time at work? Huh?

The crime and sentence seem strange.

by Mommareply 3205/09/2013

I can't help but wonder if maybe some of the guys in the ads are sincere. Could there be a sincere one in the bunch that you would trust and help get a fresh start when they are released?

I would only want to help a hot ex-con but I'd like to know he was going to revert to his felonious habits and threaten my life.

by Mommareply 3305/09/2013

[quote]I would only want to help a hot ex-con but I'd like to know he was going to revert to his felonious habits and threaten my life.

I think that's a safe bet!

by Mommareply 3405/09/2013

I'm guessing quite a few of those aren't gay and are setting up their first con when they get out. You,know the old saying "an old gay and his money are soon parted."

by Mommareply 3505/09/2013

I worked at a pre-release halfway house. This is a lucrative scam. They use multiple names and keep the requests for money coming. I've seen the same female use up to 5 different names. for the life of me, I couldn't figure out how they managed that at prison since the names have to match inmate numbers.

They sit around and laugh about this. Men do it, women do it - i know this will be a complete shock but it's nothing but a con.

by Mommareply 3605/09/2013

LOVE the bloomers, stud. Gotta be secure in your masculinity to go about like that.

But why is he as red as a pickled pig's foot?

by Mommareply 3705/09/2013

Lord, R22, that dude's from the same town as Strom Thurmond.

by Mommareply 3805/09/2013

I'm actually thinking of writing the guy in R22. From a PO Box in another city, of course. But still, he's kinda cute and he's in for selling coke. That's not so bad, right?

by Mommareply 3905/09/2013

LOL r17

by Mommareply 4005/09/2013

R22's link has Mama's mussy writhing like a salted slug on hot asphalt!

by Mommareply 4112/30/2013

He is no Jeremy Meeks

by Mommareply 4206/21/2014

Ukrainian bisexual

by Mommareply 4309/25/2014

R43 Sounds like Vlad is a real impaler. (And he's into my favorite thing: sodomy rape!) Good to know that he's also a "quality person" and a Christian.

by Mommareply 4401/06/2015

Funny, that's just what I thought of the first time I saw Momma's mussy: an Easter ham!

by Mommareply 4501/06/2015

Momma's mussy is vibrating like Katharine Hepburn during an earthquake!

by Mommareply 4601/28/2015

[quote]Sounds like Vlad is a real impaler. (And he's into my favorite thing: sodomy rape!)

Well, at least we know he's sexually adaptable.

by Mommareply 4701/28/2015

Here ya go, Mama...a 22 year old, blond haired, blue eyed slab o' cage meat.

by Mommareply 4801/28/2015

Jesus that kid is probably being used like a blow-up doll. For possession and grand theft. This country is really fucked up. (And yes, there are tens of thousands of young black men in prison who have probably done even less to get there.)

by Mommareply 4901/28/2015

Hot

by Mommareply 5001/28/2015

Sorr, I do not declare anyone hot until I know what crime they commited..

by Mommareply 5101/29/2015

Thanks to whoever bumped the thread. I love momma threads and I missed this one the first time.

[quote]link has Mama's mussy writhing like a salted slug on hot asphalt!

I know this is 2 years later but I think this may be the best mussyism I have ever read. Bravo, r41!

by Mommareply 5201/30/2015

OMG: "Get your incarcerated loved one the gift of companionship this year with a WriteAPrisoner.com Pen-pal Profile! ORDER NOW! "

by Mommareply 5301/30/2015

Anyone heard from Momma lately? Last time I saw her, I couldn't get within 10 feet because her mussy was spitting like a major league pitcher!

by Mommareply 5406/21/2015

How about that 40-year-old posting his senior class picture and a pic of him as a 14-year-old? Who is he trying to con/attract?

by Mommareply 5506/21/2015

I think Momma hangs out over on Zatalounge.

by Mommareply 5606/21/2015
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