This inked *Italian* cagemeat has Momma's mussy dripping like an Easter ham!!

Looks like a Southern Belle in that first pic.

Plus he's a Christian, and has a son. Momma sure knows how to pick 'em.

Love his white culotte dress, though.

I'll fucking cut a bitch who makes fun of my shorts.

So you'd like to be his prayer partner?

[quote]I am Italian by race

Wah?

Sorry, he leaves my cooze dry as a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

"Incarcerated for: Assault 1st Degree, Wanton Endangerment" AND seeking donations!

I'm glad Momma is keeping up the tradition of letting her mussy do her thinking for her!

Gehlhausen is an ITALIAN name?! Maybe by way of Munich...

You should totally go for it! These things usually have a way of working out. Maybe you'll even get to be on lockup!!

So, he is 29, has a 10-year-old son, and he's single... and gay!?

How many gay guys have children when they are 19?

BTW you should check out his mugshot, not so cute.

[quote]How many gay guys have children when they are 19?

You don't get out much, do you? There are plenty of guys who are questioning their sexuality in their teens who have sex with girls. Sometimes the girl gets pregnant. Not hard to figure out, dumbass.

Why is he wearing a half slip?

What does wanton endangerment inolve?

Believe it or not he posted the better pic. The first one had the poodle skirt over it.

r13, I'm guessing he threw his Chinese food on someone.

BTW, that site will provide me with hours of entertainment. Thanks for posting OP

He is Italian/German. No wonder he's in prison for assault.

This will not end well.

I'll take him!

Can he Skype?

Well at least he doesn't have skinny legs.

Quite the ego on this one

Yes, please

"I’m pretty hot so I expect to have a hot guy as my man ..."

"Travis Gehlhausen" is Italian?

How do you get a camera in prison? Are the guards taking these photos for them?

[quote]How do you get a camera in prison? Are the guards taking these photos for them?

The Donald and Donna Dasher Modeling Agency has branches in most of America's better houses of detention.

He must be so fucking tedious. I can just imagine all his "I'm a changed man" bullshit.

"I’m pretty hot so I expect to have a hot guy as my man."

Call me old fashioned, but having a rap sheet, priors and other assorted "problems" diminishes the hotness factor considerably.

Stay away from guys named Travis.

Not worth the trouble.

Love his white koolots!

Shit.

This guy got life in prison for "lewd or lascivious conduct with a child." That makes it sound like he just pulled his pants down in front of a swing set. There's got to be more to it than that.

He spends much of his time at work? Huh?

The crime and sentence seem strange.

I can't help but wonder if maybe some of the guys in the ads are sincere. Could there be a sincere one in the bunch that you would trust and help get a fresh start when they are released?

I would only want to help a hot ex-con but I'd like to know he was going to revert to his felonious habits and threaten my life.

[quote]I would only want to help a hot ex-con but I'd like to know he was going to revert to his felonious habits and threaten my life.

I think that's a safe bet!

I'm guessing quite a few of those aren't gay and are setting up their first con when they get out. You,know the old saying "an old gay and his money are soon parted."

I worked at a pre-release halfway house. This is a lucrative scam. They use multiple names and keep the requests for money coming. I've seen the same female use up to 5 different names. for the life of me, I couldn't figure out how they managed that at prison since the names have to match inmate numbers.

They sit around and laugh about this. Men do it, women do it - i know this will be a complete shock but it's nothing but a con.

LOVE the bloomers, stud. Gotta be secure in your masculinity to go about like that.

But why is he as red as a pickled pig's foot?

Lord, R22, that dude's from the same town as Strom Thurmond.

I'm actually thinking of writing the guy in R22. From a PO Box in another city, of course. But still, he's kinda cute and he's in for selling coke. That's not so bad, right?

LOL r17

R22's link has Mama's mussy writhing like a salted slug on hot asphalt!

He is no Jeremy Meeks

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R43 Sounds like Vlad is a real impaler. (And he's into my favorite thing: sodomy rape!) Good to know that he's also a "quality person" and a Christian.

Funny, that's just what I thought of the first time I saw Momma's mussy: an Easter ham!

Momma's mussy is vibrating like Katharine Hepburn during an earthquake!

[quote]Sounds like Vlad is a real impaler. (And he's into my favorite thing: sodomy rape!)

Well, at least we know he's sexually adaptable.

Here ya go, Mama...a 22 year old, blond haired, blue eyed slab o' cage meat.

Jesus that kid is probably being used like a blow-up doll. For possession and grand theft. This country is really fucked up. (And yes, there are tens of thousands of young black men in prison who have probably done even less to get there.)

Hot

Sorr, I do not declare anyone hot until I know what crime they commited..

Thanks to whoever bumped the thread. I love momma threads and I missed this one the first time.

[quote]link has Mama's mussy writhing like a salted slug on hot asphalt!

I know this is 2 years later but I think this may be the best mussyism I have ever read. Bravo, r41!

OMG: "Get your incarcerated loved one the gift of companionship this year with a WriteAPrisoner.com Pen-pal Profile! ORDER NOW! "

Anyone heard from Momma lately? Last time I saw her, I couldn't get within 10 feet because her mussy was spitting like a major league pitcher!

How about that 40-year-old posting his senior class picture and a pic of him as a 14-year-old? Who is he trying to con/attract?

I think Momma hangs out over on Zatalounge.

My mussy stinks!