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Who has the biggest cock in Pro Golf?

I like to watch them on the weekend, esp. when the wind is blowing hard on their polyester slacks. And when they squat and bend over.

by Anonymousreply 3904/12/2015

Most golfers are old.

by Anonymousreply 205/06/2013

Dustin Johnson

by Anonymousreply 405/06/2013

I love that OP's link shows up in Google Images as "sergio garcia bulge"

by Anonymousreply 705/06/2013

Bulge analysis is a tough business. Unless you can see can see a big cock outline down the leg, it's just difficult to tell for sure is someone is size meat.

A bulge can be a big fat cock and balls bunched up, or it can just be bunching of the pants. Moreover, completely average cock and balls can be bunched to look pretty impressive sometimes.

And, I'm pathetic for actually having noticed this in my life, but thighs matter. Some guys (often thinner guys, not always) have pretty flat front thighs and they're cock and balls, if you were looking from the side, rest completely in front of their thighs. So, easy for them to present a nice package if they're wearing reasonably tight pants, cuz there's no where for their junk to hide.

Other guys have thighs that jut out and their cock and balls can be sort of recessed between their thighs, such that if they're wearing slightly baggy-crotched pants, even a big cock can result in a meh or non-existence bulge.

Let's not even talk about the simply fat who wear baggy pants on their stomach and thus even if they had size meat, you'd never be able to tell under the tent created.

I bet the biggest cock in golf isn't even a star. McIlroy is mentioned a lot, but it's probably some 50th-ranked schlub who doesn't show off the goods. Could it be Mickelson -he's always so relaxed and cheerful, lol. "My drive is in the woods again, but I have a HUGE cock, everything will be okay."

by Anonymousreply 805/06/2013

What about Tiger?

by Anonymousreply 905/06/2013

R2 You are so wrong. The vast majority of PGA Tour players at any given time in history are under 32. Tiger is OLD on the tour at this time.

Speaking of the Tigga, HUGE and GIRTHY. And we know I likes me some girth.

This is from a on the scene first hand observer.

His main flaw from the neck down is that he is developing a fat ass, and I don't mean in a yummy, bubbly way.....in your father's sort of way. Thanks Earl.

by Anonymousreply 1005/06/2013

I always imagine Tiger has a nice-sized, but not huge cock. 7.5 inches medium girth.

by Anonymousreply 1105/06/2013

That guy who just won the Masters is gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 1205/06/2013

well, from a female point of view, I found your dimensions more than adequate. But Tigga is a tad longer and girthier. He may be Caublacasian, but his dick is all West African. Sorry if that offends anyone, but there is NO Asian in the peen.

by Anonymousreply 1305/06/2013

Tiger has an icky upper body/chest

by Anonymousreply 1505/06/2013

I wouldn't call my husband a slut, but he said it was about an inch longer and an inch girthier than his own.

We weren't the measuring type couple. Most straight, secure men with big dicks don't measure, at least not in their woman's presence. It reeks of "Well at least I have this going for me!" Like Marky Mark in "Boogie Nights".

by Anonymousreply 1605/06/2013

Sergio HAS to rank among the top.

by Anonymousreply 1705/08/2013

Did Tiger inherit from the black side or the Asian side of the family? Or did it just average out?

by Anonymousreply 1805/08/2013

The guys with the long putters.

Webb Simpson

Keegan Bradley

Adam Scott

Padraig Harrington (as of last week)

by Anonymousreply 1905/09/2013

I always thought John Daly was supposed to be hung.

by Anonymousreply 2105/09/2013

Does deer antler spray make your cock bigger?

by Anonymousreply 2305/09/2013

In a previous thread on this topic, we determined the answer to be Rory McIlroy.

by Anonymousreply 2405/09/2013

The guy who finished Round 1 at the Players today with a 3-stroke lead is the rare species - a handsome ginger.

Roberto Castro, a Georgia Tech alum.

by Anonymousreply 2505/09/2013

Rory McIlroy hands down. Massive uncut Irish sausage

by Anonymousreply 2603/13/2015

This guy. It fell out while he was playing.

by Anonymousreply 2703/13/2015

Jason Day

by Anonymousreply 2803/13/2015

Dustin Johnson.

He was bulging all over the place last weekend at Doral.

Here is is a few years ago. It's a huge dick.

by Anonymousreply 2903/13/2015

John Daly's ex-wife has confirmed in interviews that he's well hung.

by Anonymousreply 3003/13/2015

Tiger Woods' mistresses discuss his cock size.

by Anonymousreply 3103/14/2015

R3

by Anonymousreply 3203/14/2015

Sergio

by Anonymousreply 3303/14/2015

Muffin Spencer-Devlin

by Anonymousreply 3403/14/2015

Luke Donald bulging today at the Masters.

by Anonymousreply 3504/10/2015

Morgan Hoffman - a PGAer and former OK State teammate of Ricky Fowler.

He's probably not all that well hung, but I'd like to find out.

by Anonymousreply 3604/11/2015

Morgan Hoffman is extremely hot. Made the cut, too.

by Anonymousreply 3704/11/2015

Dustin Johnson's Johnson was visibly swinging a lot today at the final round of the Masters.

by Anonymousreply 3804/12/2015

R8 LOL. thank you for that crotch analysis. You are totally right!

by Anonymousreply 3904/12/2015
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