Do you sneak a peek at the urinal?

Is a duck's ass water tight?

I can't help it. You have to at least try to look.

At soccer camp one summer I drilled a peep hole in the stall wall at the rec center (this was at a univ where a lot of different camps were being held) and watched hundreds of dicks that way. It's a lot easier than sneaking a peek.

ew

r4, you could have simply typed, "I'm embarrassingly prissy, but I thought I would post in this thread to annoy you normal males who give me such angst."

nah

r5, that would be the most common post on this site. You could probably translate 40% of all posts here to that sentence.

Yes, of course. I love seeing all kinds of cocks pissing especially when they're intact with a nice foreskin.

Gross r8, I was getting ready to eat. Please stop it with the uncut shit.

R9. Piss off.

drilling a hole in a stall wall takes a great deal of commitment. I always wondered who the people were who did that. Not to say that I haven't enjoyed the fruits of their labour.

r11, a battery drill in a backpack + about 10 secs of work. Not much of a commitment.

And r10, you are the one that should piss off.

Of course, if there is not a divider between the urinals I can't help a glancing for a quick peak. I'm only human. Nothing obtrusive or creepy though.

I am out at work and doing so may lay me open to "creating a hostile work environment".

I piss in a end urinal and look away from anyone next to me.

This thread reminds me of the best Sony commercial ever. Perhaps the best commercial ever.

r14, no one said you had to do this "at work."

Yes, I look. Doesn't everyone...even straight guy. And I hate those urinal dividers, goddammit.

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r16, I just don't do it.

And admit that other people are not like you, who do not turn into a cartoon wolf, with dripping teeth and their eyes shooting out of their head at the askance view of some cock.

I've never understood tearoom sex, nor even the desire to look at another man peeing unless invited. Really, in 2013, with all of he porn on the web of every shade and stripe, are furtive glances in front of the urinal that exciting or necessary?

Tea Room sex is a whole lot different than steeling peaks. The tea room was a safer place for us to congregate when we were illegal.

Is nothing sacred?

[quote]When pissing at a public restroom, do you sneak a peek at the guy's dick standing beside you...or allow him to look at your dick?

OP, people like you are why I think all urinals should have dividers between them. And you better be careful because one day you might "sneak a peek" at the wrong person and they might not respond well.

r23, people like you are why the world sucks.

I don't have any interest in random cocks so no, I don't.

I'm always tempted, but never do. Don't want to get caught.

Besides the old-fashioned piss troughs, which allowed for great viewing, I like those (see link) floor to waist-high urinals (not the standard urinals mounted on the wall). Those waist-high urinals offer easy dick viewing because you usually have to stand back a bit when pissing. You don't see them too often these days--maybe the porcelain is too expensive--but they are nice.

Images of urinals:

I'm too busy making sure I don't dribble on my shoes or, worse, pant leg.

Men at urinals:

Art and weird urinals:

When standing next to someone that appeals to me, I stand back a little from the urinal. This invites a look without being to obvious. If I sense someone looking, I look back at their business.

If you sense that a decent, appealing person is trying to see your cock when pissing, then it's only good manners to step back and let him have a look and not make him test the limits of his peripheral vision.

You might even consider your stance and step back a bit from the time you take your cock out so that others can see. It may prompt the guy next to you to do the same. Come on, let's bring back a little class, friendliness, and civility to the art of pissing for our fellow man.

It's too bad the game player in r15 pissed his pants. I'd be his urinal.

Nope. I did one time and got the "What the fuck are you looking at, you fucking faggot? Like what you see?" I quickly finished and GTFO before I got a beatdown.

[quote]I've never understood tearoom sex, nor even the desire to look at another man peeing unless invited. Really, in 2013, with all of he porn on the web of every shade and stripe, are furtive glances in front of the urinal that exciting or necessary?

A peek at the urinal is suddenly turned into tearoom sex, someone getting down on their knees to suck a dick, uninvited. Why don't you just take it up another notch to a rape scene, R20.

It seems that whenever a straight guy complains of being in a locker room and/or showering with gays because they would be looking at his junk the PC chorus arises to say that that's nonsense because gay guys aren't sneaking a peak. This thread would suggest otherwise.

[quote]"What the fuck are you looking at, you fucking faggot? Like what you see?"

That's just the opening to an invitation R35. Haven't you ever seen a porn movie?

I don't look. I don't mind if the guy next to me does.

I [bold]AM [/bold] the urinal!

R37. When showering (when it's kind of impossible not to see or notice another guy's cock) or pissing (when it's much more difficult), it's all about discretion.

It's just a look--it's not like you're down on your knees giving him a blow job.

I don't want to seem obtrusive by peeking over to the next urinal so I just reach over with my iPhone and hold it just above his head, pointing down and take a quick pic to look at later.

[quote]It seems that whenever a straight guy complains of being in a locker room and/or showering with gays because they would be looking at his junk the PC chorus arises to say that that's nonsense because gay guys aren't sneaking a peak. This thread would suggest otherwise.

You're absolutely right R37. We know for certain because every gay man on Earth posted in this thread. Thanks for playing.

Don't be hysterical R43. R42 said that it 'suggests', yet you are all hysterical and read it as 'we know for certain'.

[quote]It seems that whenever a straight guy complains of being in a locker room and/or showering with gays because they would be looking at his junk

This is pretty much why I mind my own business in bathrooms and locker rooms - I have no problem respecting others' privacy.

Why be one of the stereotypes of a leering, lascivious gay man when it's so easy to find cock with other gays? No need to harass the straights.

Somebody teach that piss queen how to post a link, please?

My brothers take a lookin when they pissin!

Bring back the piss troughs and it wouldn't be so goddamn hard to look. This peeking thing is only an issue because it's becoming more and more part of the male consciousness nowadays.

When I was a kid, teen and maybe even a young adult, Fenway Park in Boston had rows and rows of piss troughs in all the men's rooms in the entire place. It was friggin cock heaven. Take me out to the ballgame indeed. Who the hell cared about watching the game.

I haven't been to Fenway in years. Do the piss troughs still exist?

[quote]Tea Room sex is a whole lot different than steeling peaks.

According to your spelling rules, shouldn't it be a Tee Room?

Sports events are the best for checking out dick. So many guys have been drinking, and they think everyone there is straight so they don't cover up and hide their cock.

[R37] Straight men look too...............get over yourself, most men have a dick.

R52 is right. Straight men look too--at the urinal and in the showers.

r50, ah the errors of a spellchecker.

And it should have been steeling peeks...

Generation gap... There was hardly any opportunity to see a cock other than in a public restroom or locker room, etc... so you took what you could get. The mystery is kind of gone now tha there are billions of images and video all over the web. Just the mere glimpse of a dick in a rest room was enough to get me a twitter in my pants...

You youngens don't realize how good you got it today.

There's a guy at work. Mid-20s. Married and gorgeous. He's a runner, very tall and lean. Super nice, too.

He takes a shot twice a day like clockwork. In the morning and after lunch. I will follow him, go into the stall next to him and take pics of him over the stall with my phone. I know it's risky but so far I've been lucky. I don't think anyone is looking at the ceiling when they're taking a dump anyway.

The first time all the pics came out blurry. I've gotten some really good shots since though. He has an impressive dick, even soft.

R56, I can't imagine what you'd get out of writing such a thing. It's patently fantasy, because behavior like that goes so far beyond sneaking a peek that's it's almost pathological. Is it a spoof of all the sad, dreary men who have to get their jollies in lavatories?

[quote]I can't imagine what you'd get out of writing such a thing. It's patently fantasy, because behavior like that goes so far beyond sneaking a peek that's it's almost pathological. Is it a spoof of all the sad, dreary men who have to get their jollies in lavatories?

It's probably aimed at dildos like R20 who think a peek at a urinal is the same as tearoom sex. It also may be aimed at prisspots who read a silly fantasy and turn it into a pathological accusation.

You can't help but see mine since I shit in the urinal.

Absolutely not.

Never.

There is a fine line between taking a quick peek and ogling.

R9, must be a real [italic] BLAST [/italic] at parties.

[quote]Generation gap... There was hardly any opportunity to see a cock other than in a public restroom or locker room, etc... so you took what you could get. The mystery is kind of gone now tha there are billions of images and video all over the web. Just the mere glimpse of a dick in a rest room was enough to get me a twitter in my pants.

You tweeted about it every time you saw a dick in public?

cock and walk.

I try not to let other men see my penis while I'm at a urinal. After they exclaim "oh my God!" or whatever, they're apt to turn toward me, and it's so disgusting when they get my trouser leg wet.

[quote]It's just a look--it's not like you're down on your knees giving him a blow job.

R20 doesn't want to know this. He likes his own fairytale better.

O, do I love it

[quote]Straight men look too......

You've got that right. All men compare their own equipment with the other men in the men's room and locker room.

R3 is quite the multi-tasker. Non?

I am a urinal.

I'd like to hire r3 for a day to do some drilling.

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I love looking and beeing looked at..it oftens gets me a hardon, and the other guy too..

Everyone peeks, but I have not seen a urinal without dividers in years.

Thank god for dividers.

No. I might see a foreskin and faint face down in my urinal.

You people are desperate and sad.

Hissssssssssss!

I was at a 1930s-era public building yesterday. I had to stop in the men's room for a dump, and realized that the room was oddly laid out such that while sitting on the john I could look through the crack between the divider and the wall, and get a direct view of the cocks at an adjacent urinal.

Unfortunately only one guy came in, and he was fat and had a small cock. I wanted to stay longer, but had to make an appointment.

I need to come up with reasons to go back to that building and make sure I have full bowels when I do.

I prefer stalls.

R12 R3

Do you carry a cordless drill around for just this purpose? Likely you'd wait for the bathroom to be empty?

Two old bumped urinal threads - Scatty Hearst must have invited her niece, Pisstina Ricci

I'm too shy to. Or I'd report on a dozen celebrity dicks that have been whipped out at the urinal next to mine at various times.

The year before I retired, about ten years ago, dividers were installed between the urinals in the men's rooms. HR actually sent out a memo about it and called them "modesty panels."

The worst invention in history. Lots of straight guys, especially the hung ones, enjoyed showing off.

I view the dividers more as splatter guards, and do appreciate them as such.

R83 Why shy about it? We'd love to hear.

The Sony PSP commercial in R15 reminds me of something I saw recently. In a brand new gas station/store in Yermo, California, the urinals in the men's room have video games. The screen says, "Pee to Start." You control the game by where your stream of pee hits the urinal.

Never understood urinals that are shaped like lips and painted red like lipstick. I mean I get it, but why....

Love airport urinals...great way to pass the time while waiting for flights. So many are being remodeled now with dividers...which airports are free of dividers in some areas now?

R89 Most of the airports at MSP have been remodeled with dividers. Some of the older ones in the F wing are still great.

ORD Terminal 2 and 3 have no dividers in many. Terminal 1 has dividers. Haven't been in Terminal 5 for a number of years.

LGA and JFK seem to have dividers.

ATL dividers

R89 R90 London Heathrow. There are no dividers and guys have full bladders after landing on those long flights. English men in general are less pee shy since they have grown up without dividers.

R89 Flying through ORD next week. Which are good areas?

R83 Do tell!

I don’t enjoy limp dicks.

Dividers are so common place now it is rare to even be able to peak. Everyone is so self-conscious these days, no one wants urinals without dividers.

I just wish guys would pull their pants all the way down when they pee so I can see their stinkholes.

I’m in between being a grower and shower, but most guys are growers and I don’t know why you’d be interested in seeing that.

Do the New York area airports have dividers?

R98 Laguardia and JFK do. Not sure about Newark

R97 I like to know what guys have hanging.

Certainly not, because I refuse to stand next to another human being and piss into a trough like some farm animal.

R101 Farm animals drink and eat from food and water troughs....they just piss where ever. Pissing into a trough is not stooping to an animal level.

Thanks for checking in, Sheldon @ R101.

I used to love the circular urinal troughs at Wrigley Field. Amazing views of drunk douchebro dick.

I wonder if they still have the trough at the Yale Bowl.

Ick.....No!

That’s practically like molesting someone....