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A question for the well hung guys on DL

When a guy sees your dick - at the gym, at a urinal, as you take off your clothes to get into bed with him....

What's the best/funniest/most unusual comment that anyone's ever made about your junk?

by Anonymousreply 10504/08/2015

[quote]I can't beas best I can


by Anonymousreply 204/24/2013

What am I supposed to do with this? Hit a home run?

by Anonymousreply 704/24/2013

From the first guy I ever messed around with: "What did they feed you?!"

It's 7.5" but THICK.

by Anonymousreply 1104/24/2013

I took a guy home once and started taking off my clothes first. The guy claimed "he creamed" when he saw my huge uncut cock. He had a fetish for uncut cock/foreskin and liked them big. Oddly enough that trick/pickup became my boyfriend for a year.He was Puerto Rican and Black and was pretty well endowed himself. He was also an insatiable bottom to boot. I guess he liked his male g-spot,asshole and rectum to be ruptured on a regular basis.

by Anonymousreply 1504/24/2013

I'm the OP and not a big hung dude - have a perfectly average (if thick) cock.

But one of my fuck buds, KJ, was very well hung and thick - skinny, lanky black guy with a true 9 incher - and apparently one guy told him, as soon as he saw KJ's cock flop out of his boxers, "Damn, I'll never be able to take a shit again!"

(Not surprisingly, that was a boner killer for KJ.)

by Anonymousreply 1604/24/2013

R17 has missed the original point...

by Anonymousreply 1804/24/2013

About 8. Circumcised. I got used to the comments when young, although the first guy I was with was enormous so I thought I was average or below. Comments usually have been - "I wasn't expecting THAT!" "Impressive!: "You're gonna kill me." (Come on - 8's not that huge.)

And a couple guys starting adding "Big" before my name and other people would hear it and use it and not know why, since I've usually been rather thin. Not fond of that one.

by Anonymousreply 1904/24/2013

r18 I'll ask the guy what his experience has been

and then I'll give him a bone and blow

by Anonymousreply 2104/24/2013

I got "Oh My God, it's HUGE!!" even though it wasn't all THAT big. The head was bigger than his. The head on his penis was kind of small and pointed, like it wasn't getting complete blood flow!

by Anonymousreply 2304/24/2013

Anyone that claims a dick size greater than 8 inches is most assuredly a liar, or are too dumb to know how to use a ruler.

by Anonymousreply 2504/24/2013


Sweetie, you need to get out more often.

by Anonymousreply 2604/24/2013

Idiot @ R25, you don't need to use a ruler.

My fist is 3" across. Therefore, if I hold a guy with one hand and there's only head peeking out, he's tinymeat.

Otoh, if I can fit three hands around that motherfucker, the dude is hung!

by Anonymousreply 2704/24/2013

Dude, I've heard of "all-day suckers", but that thing deserves TWO days.

I know...corny. But true!

by Anonymousreply 2804/25/2013

Since we are talking to hung guys here, I have a question for you.

What do you think about average size guys? Are they always a let down or dose it not matter. Or do you only play with similar size guys?

by Anonymousreply 2904/25/2013


by Anonymousreply 3104/25/2013

Thank you, R31. We had gone for nearly five hours without revisiting this compelling topic.

by Anonymousreply 3204/25/2013

The most unusual comment was when a guy said "That's too big, no way is that getting inside me". Usually they just let their heels float up towards the ceiling.

by Anonymousreply 3404/25/2013

Does the government know that you posses a weapon of mass destruction?

by Anonymousreply 3504/25/2013

cock thump bump

by Anonymousreply 3604/26/2013

8" & thick:

"I didn't know they came that size in white!"

by Anonymousreply 3704/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 3904/26/2013

I've never had a bad reaction.

by Anonymousreply 4004/26/2013

R44 I know - let's see 'em swing!

by Anonymousreply 4504/28/2013

hot story, r5!

by Anonymousreply 4612/18/2013

r5, how did the Coach go from being a coach to giving head. What did he say? Was it just a look?

by Anonymousreply 4712/19/2013

"There's not much I can do with that thing except give it a hug!"

by Anonymousreply 4812/19/2013

Do hung guys cum more than "regular sized" men?

by Anonymousreply 4912/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 5012/21/2013

wow, r51, a criminal always finds a new way to pull off a crime.

by Anonymousreply 5212/21/2013

I want to see r41's wee-wee!

by Anonymousreply 5312/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 5412/21/2013

R27, 3 X 3 = 9.

HARDLY anything to write home about.

What part of the world do Just out of curiosity.

by Anonymousreply 5512/22/2013

I hooked up with a guy once who was a total bottom. Like a weird amount of total bottoms I've met, he was MASSIVELY hung. I took one look at his giant cock and said, "Wow. What a waste." He blushed and replied, "I get that a lot."

by Anonymousreply 5612/22/2013

" need any help carrying that around"

by Anonymousreply 5712/22/2013

R55, on what planet is 9" not massively hung?

by Anonymousreply 5812/22/2013

I have gotten a lot of versions of "I didn't know white dick could be that big."

by Anonymousreply 5912/22/2013

Since the school showers guys have gone on about the size of my cock, as it's 8 and a half I've never thought of it as massive, but it seems to get even the so called straight boys excited, what is the definition of a big dick?

by Anonymousreply 6012/22/2013

Anything over 7" is pretty big. 8" is very big. 9" is ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 6112/22/2013

Show me ridiculous! ! ! !

by Anonymousreply 6212/22/2013

For well hung guys, has anyone ignored your size at the first "unveiling" prior to sex?

by Anonymousreply 6312/23/2013

I'm not hung but when I am with a guy I never comment on his size even if he is huge. I figure he has heard it all before and is tired of the cute or stupid comments. I don't want to come across as a size queen (I'm not) and if he tries too hard to get me to mention it I find that to be a turn off.

by Anonymousreply 6412/23/2013

r64, you have a really good way of dealing with your dates. You sound like a catch!

by Anonymousreply 6512/23/2013

I always get "its so thick!" and i say, "yup, it is…now suck it you bitch!"

ah, to be well hung.

by Anonymousreply 6612/25/2013

A legit 8 and a half is massive. All the guys claiming 10 inch cocks are almost certainly lying or mismeasuring. Most porn stars with big cocks are actually between 7 and 8, the hugest of them between 8 and 9.

People like mandingo and matt hughes approach 9 and a half.

by Anonymousreply 6712/25/2013

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by Anonymousreply 6811/09/2014

this thread is 10% humble bragging and 90% LIES

by Anonymousreply 6911/09/2014

In the locker room in high school and college, I used to get comments like, "damn, you should be a stripper or do porn!"

Had a buddy of mine who played football with me that was stripping at a club while we were still in high school. He took me with him one night, and the owner liked me as well. Started that night and have been stripping since. Have also done some porn shoots, mainly solo.

by Anonymousreply 7011/09/2014

I was in the Meat Rack in Fire Island a few years back. The only light was the nearly full moon, so I hung around in a bright area to scope out the trade, then followed a cute young guy into the dark. He was hesitant at first, but once he felt my cock, it was on. We sucked each other's cocks, and I came on his face. Afterwards, he said: "That was hot! Are you black?"

I still laugh about it,

by Anonymousreply 7111/10/2014

I honestly forget about my size only to be reminded mostly by straight men and friends from my gym or other situations. Guys will say, "Dude! Are you serious? Now I know why my sister loves you! You've got a horse dick". That was said by my brother in-law when we showered at the gym after a work out together.

by Anonymousreply 7212/26/2014

I've had 10". I've even seen and had 10.5" and one crazy 12".

Yes, he was black.

by Anonymousreply 7312/26/2014

If a guy has a big dick and you go all "goo goo ga ga" over it - you're OUT. If you play it cool, don't say a thing, he'll definitely go for you. R68 is absolutely correct on that point. Men (not stupid boys) who have big cocks get tired of the blatant cock worship. They want to be regular guys who can have sex without being considered freaks, and treated like sideshow attractions. You can say "wow, very fucking nice baby" or something like that, but THAT's IT - but, if you go off and act like a fucking kid that just opened up a present, and constantly harp on how big his schlong might be, he's going to move on as soon as you can say "more please." As wonderful as these cocks can be, however, I've found that the men to whom they're attached are generally LOUSY lays. They're the "I'll just lay here an you do me." types - no passion, no fucking ACTION. This is the problem with the hung.

by Anonymousreply 7412/26/2014

White guy here. I get "not bad for a white guy" from black guys. Some of them have bigger cocks than Me and still go on about my size.

by Anonymousreply 7512/26/2014

When I was in high school on the swim team in speedos in the 1970's my hot swim coach told me I had to keep 'it' in between my legs. I tried but it did not stay.

More recently a Grindr hook up just started laughing as I took my pants off. He literally didn't say a word and was just cracking up. Another hookup, a beautiful black guy with a huge dick, who was a bottom, said he just had to hook up with me because I'm thin and he just wanted to see this skinny white guy with the big dick. I'm not that big. I'm 8.5 and moderately thick. I never thought I was huge. Just funny. And I love guys with small dicks. Go figure.

by Anonymousreply 7612/26/2014

why don't any of you post pics of these massive creatures who live betwixt your legs?

Expescially the 9x6 italiano

by Anonymousreply 7712/26/2014

[quote] I've had 10". I've even seen and had 10.5" and one crazy 12".

Bullshit. Complete bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 7812/26/2014

Agree with R78.

The vast majority of men's sex stories, straight or gay, are complete and total bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 7912/26/2014

I've had an 11 from a Columbian/PR mix dude r78. So there are big ones out there. Yes they are very rare but they exist. Just because in your experience you've never had one, doesn't mean no one else has.

by Anonymousreply 8012/26/2014

I just don't trust people reporting penis sizes. I've seen it happen, this one friend who I've heard people say has a ten inch or foot long cock...He is actually about 8.75 and thick, which is massive.

People are very unreliable reporters of penis size. Porn doesn't help, guys like Matt Hughes/Mandingo are advertised at like 13" when they are actually about 9.5" or so.

There is so much bullshit with dick sizes.

by Anonymousreply 8112/26/2014

The biggest I ever had was a porn star. His dick was 10.5". I know this because it was also his [italic]nom de porn[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 8212/26/2014

R78, you must not see many cocks.

by Anonymousreply 8312/26/2014

Ah yes, I just don't see many cocks, so I miss all those 11" or foot long cocks.

Living with go go dancers for a year, hearing them talk about what they tell people their cock size is versus the actual measurement had nothing to so with it.

by Anonymousreply 8412/26/2014

You heard people talk about their cock size vs actually getting some. That's all we need to know about you. you don't know dick about dick.

by Anonymousreply 8512/26/2014

R84 is mental. No one is saying that there are billion of 11 inch cocks in the works, just that the are out there and maybe one day you will be lucky enough to encounter one.

by Anonymousreply 8612/26/2014

Keep believeing that trick who was massive had an eleven inch dick if you want. Just laying out the truth no one wants to hear, everyone inflates cock sizes because they know no one wants to hear the trurh, they want to live in the world of porn inches.

by Anonymousreply 8712/26/2014

True R86, or maybe even 20 to 25 of them if you play your cards right.

by Anonymousreply 8812/26/2014

I verified an 11 incher. The fucker pulled it out and I got out my tape measure. Satisfied R87?

by Anonymousreply 8912/26/2014

I'm verse and have an 8 3/4 x 6 in cocktail. I get a lot of Yikes!

I once saw a guy with a huge cocktail when I was about to bottom and said, "That would kill me!"

by Anonymousreply 9012/26/2014

R78 and R79,


You can deny the existence of these large penises all you want, but trust me, I've had them.

They're not average. Not even close. They are the outliers. Think of the bell curve and the average being 5" or 6", and then as the curve flattens out, the sizes get larger and smaller.

Just because you haven't seen them doesn't mean they don't exist. I slept (safely!) with a lot of men when I moved to NYC, and opportunity was aplenty. I won't say that bigger is better, cause it's not always. Really depends on the mutual chemistry and the skills and experience of the man topping.

I've had a lot of 8" dicks, and that's the size I prefer if the guy's hung, cause after that it can hurt. (And does.)

So I know when a dick is larger than that. One of the 10" belonged to a finance guy, and another belonged to a hospital administrator.

And as for the 12" guy, it was one of the most shocking sexual experiences I've ever had. He hadn't warned me at all. Cute black guy from Africa, not that tall, about four inches shorter than me. We were kissing on my sofa, and then we got to the undressing, and when he dropped his jeans his boxers looked odd.

For good reason.

I think he was much more into me because I had no idea how large his cock was when we met.

It was definitely a foot, if not more, and so damn thick at the base that it was intimidating. I am 6'1" and have large hands (and a size 13 shoe, so I know exactly what a measured foot looks like), and double jerking him with both hands didn't even come close to covering his dick fully.

As exciting as this may sound and seem, there is such a thing as a too-big dick. Blowing him I could barely get half of him in my mouth, and I didn't even consider letting him fuck me, cause I thought it'd do real damage. He considered himself bi and said that it was a bit of a pain cause his cock was so large that it even hurt women. Apparently two guys had tried it, but only briefly and with some agony.

So you denial trolls out there can just zip it, cause these enormous cocks do exist in our universe. Just not in our respective pants. But others are packing.

And just cause it's huge doesn't mean it's great to have. And just because I got these men in bed doesn't mean I'm bragging or that the sex was so incredible that you need or should be jealous. Quite the opposite, cause often these well-hung gents find their large members to be frustrating in different ways.

by Anonymousreply 9112/26/2014

“Weapon of mass destruction.”

by Anonymousreply 9212/26/2014

Memorable ones are.....Does that have its own zipcode? Do you use that as a float at the pool? No way, I want to walk again!

by Anonymousreply 9312/26/2014

And, I've seen a few that I'd describe as genetic abnormalities they are so unbelievably big. It's rare, but happens. Biggest ever was a white guy at a bathhouse. Beer can thick. I lined my foot up with his cock. I wear size 13, he was about an inch longer than that. He said it wasn't much of a blessing. Rarely could he fuck a guy with more half of it, and he'd never been completely deepthroated.

by Anonymousreply 9412/26/2014

R92, you mean Weapon of ASS Destruction.

by Anonymousreply 9512/26/2014

between 6,3" and 7,09" is just perfect for me!

(or between 16 and 18 centimeters)

by Anonymousreply 9612/26/2014

I dated a guy who was about 9 inches. I stayed with him for probably a year longer than I should have because of that cock. He used to cheat on me and beat the fuck out of me, but then he would pull that cock at and slam up my hole and I was his slave.

by Anonymousreply 9712/26/2014

LOL at r37! I can hear the retail shopaholic queen clearly in my head.

by Anonymousreply 9812/26/2014

If a guy says 10 and only has 8, I can survive.

It's when the guy says 8, swears to it and pulls out a 5 at bes, then it's annoying.

by Anonymousreply 9912/26/2014

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by Anonymousreply 10001/03/2015

[quote]Otoh, if I can fit three hands around that motherfucker, the dude is hung!

I think I would run from R27 if he showed up with three hands.

by Anonymousreply 10101/05/2015

I am an honest 8.5 x 6.5 and have been turned down before by guys. Been with a few guys & had them just shake their head while playing with it. Also agree with the guys that have said the guys that got with them because of their size were duds. The best times I have had were with guys who didn't care about my size.

Hardons when I was a teen were tough to deal with & often found myself in the restroom taking care of it.

by Anonymousreply 10201/25/2015

The Bully in High School saw me naked in the locker room and called me "Freak of Nature" and I was REALLY imbarrased tried to hide it all the time... that name stuck with me until collage, then my roommate called me "Donkey Dave" by then I wasn't imbarrased any more and showed it off anytime I could.

by Anonymousreply 10302/27/2015

Well this was when I was 18. I was in bed with my boyfriend making out when we started to take off our clothes. When we got to our pants/underwear he took his off first, he was SO SMALL, he was only 4". So then I took mine off and out comes my cock, at the time 9 1/2" soft, 11" hard, so he saw my cock hanging out and said, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! YOU ARE HUNG LIKE A FUCKING HORSE!" I laughed, then I fucked him. But most recently I was cheating on my husband a few days ago when I took out my cock, now 11" soft 12 3/4" hard, and the guy I was with said, "Damn, do you have do by an extra ticket when traveling for that thing hehe". So I've had some fun experiences in my life with my cock.

by Anonymousreply 10504/08/2015
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