Serious replies only please.
I have a weird question, Can your doctor tell if you're a bottom during a physical?
|by Anonymous||reply 117||10/24/2015|
OP what difference would it make?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/08/2013|
Absolutely. If you are not on a medication whose side effects are loose rectum than the doctor will automatically assume that you are gay; I don't think he cares if you are a bottom or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/08/2013|
If sticks his finger in to check you prostate and you let out a little moan of pleasure, he knows you are a bottom.
If his finger quickly disappears in your hole up to his palm, he knows you are a bottom.
If you have douched, he knows you are a bottom.
If you ask when he is going to start the exam while he is desperately trying to get his finger out of your anal tractor beam, he knows your are a bottom.
If you whip out some poppers before he starts the prostate exam, he knows you are a bottom.
If he does a prostate exam and pulls out a Battlestar Galactica lunch box, he knows you are a bottom.
I could go on, but I think you get the picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/08/2013|
If scream out in ecstasy and ejaculate during a simple prostate exam, then yes he might figure out you're a bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/08/2013|
Your doctor would have had to do an internship and residency in the Emergency Room at a hospital for a few years.
In that department they see EVERYTHING under the sun.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/08/2013|
Give the gerbil the day off, Mr. Gere.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/08/2013|
When your prolapsed anus falls out and hits the floor, yes.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/08/2013|
More importantly, how can you tell if your doctor is a top?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/08/2013|
R9. If the doctor gets a hard on during any of my scenarios.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/08/2013|
What kind of medication causes a loose rectum?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/08/2013|
If you're from a small town and your doctor is a friend of the family and you don't want the entire town knowing your business. It is good to know these things.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/08/2013|
R11, oh my...
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/08/2013|
Absolutely not! Just carry that article posted on DL announcing penises are getting smaller.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/08/2013|
That'd be fist of magnesia, R11.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/08/2013|
My late father, who was a dentist, had a homophobic medical textbook which alerted the practitioner to be wary if the patient's anus wasn't really tight and 'resistant to the exploring fingertip.'
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/08/2013|
I think that presenting your hole to the nurse taking your blood pressure before the doctor even comes into the examination room would be a tip-off.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/08/2013|
If you think of yourself as "a bottom," (note the article) then it would be more helpful to just tell your doctor that you're a moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/08/2013|
[quote] If scream out in ecstasy and ejaculate during a simple prostate exam, then yes he might figure out you're a bottom.
You may laugh, but I have a very handsome doctor and while I didn't scream in ecstacy, I did cum when he did my prostate exam. Thankfully he was not weird about it at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/08/2013|
WTF, R19. It only takes 30 seconds.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/08/2013|
Ejaculating hands-free simply because a good-looking doctor examined your prostate.
Damn. If there was a Bottom Hall of Fame, you'd be in it!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/08/2013|
OP getting ready for his physical exam
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/08/2013|
Not always, OP, but sometimes. Particularly if you are having anal sex regularly.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/08/2013|
You're only 14- why would he be doing a colonoscopy or cancer screenings or whatever?
Okay, I'll play: if he asks, tell him you're versatile.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/08/2013|
OP I'm not your doctor and even I can tell you're a bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/08/2013|
I knew better than to open your link, r22. But I did. I did.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/08/2013|
R26, it would be preferable for people to just post normal hole presentation photos from porn
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/08/2013|
No, OP. Not unless something massive and jack-hammering has been at play.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/08/2013|
[quote] WTF, [R19]. It only takes 30 seconds.
I know. But I was so turned on by him. All it took was his fingertip near my prostate and I was cumming. It happened two years later when he did it again, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/08/2013|
You're a whore, R29
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/08/2013|
My doctor is 6 foot 4, has biceps the size of Texas and looks a bit like a silver-haired Jon Hamm.
Yes, I'm cumming when he sticks his finger in me!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/08/2013|
R16, that's funny. What exactly was the doctor supposed to be "wary" of? The patient's asshole would suck him in and eat him?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/09/2013|
So you blew a load at not one, but TWO physicals??
What did doctor say? ?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/09/2013|
A doctor can tell immediately if one engages in passive anal sex. That is how even Medieval docs formerly prosecuted men for buggery.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/09/2013|
A long time ago I read somewhere that military recruiting docs examined the anus. That was when being gay screened you out of the military. It said something about if the asshole is "tree-like" then that indicated buttfuckery. To this day I haven't a hot clue wtf that meant.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/09/2013|
If you tell him to skip the KY and just spit on his glove before he sticks his finger in you, he'll know you're a bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/09/2013|
Holy crap, I love this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/09/2013|
The last time this subject came up on DL, someone said that the doctor could tell if the patient was a bottom & how often he did it by just counting the rings.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/09/2013|
R29 is quite the whore. I wonder what his doctor thinks when his name comes up on the patient roster?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/09/2013|
[quote]My late father, who was a dentist, had a homophobic medical textbook which alerted the practitioner to be wary if the patient's anus wasn't really tight and 'resistant to the exploring fingertip.'
The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Exploring Fingertip
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/09/2013|
[quote] So you blew a load at not one, but TWO physicals?? What did doctor say? ?
I apologized the first time and said I was super sensitive. The second time, he said not to worry, that he understood it was a reflex for me.
Which was kind of cool because I was able to enjoy the second one more. LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/09/2013|
Did he charge you an extra $5, r42?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/09/2013|
[quote]It said something about if the asshole is "tree-like" then that indicated buttfuckery. To this day I haven't a hot clue wtf that meant.
Some assholes are smooth, some look like inverted cauliflower. I think that's what he meant. See link (NSFW).
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/09/2013|
Poor doctor. I hope you clean up after yourself, R29.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/09/2013|
R44, isn't it amazing how we all look alike in that position? I'm considering using it at my freeway exit ramp to see if I get bigger donations.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/09/2013|
when you called in to make your appointment and the receptionist heard your nasaly nelly voice, everyone knew you were a bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/10/2013|
R43: he whispered, "Don't be funny; it is I who owe YOU money.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/10/2013|
DL and the people on it, at least some of them continue to amaze me. No wonder people like Michele Bachnan and George W Bush get elected!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/10/2013|
I'm more worried about about if the doctor can tell if I masturbate by my penile dermatitis.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/10/2013|
You, OP? Of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/10/2013|
Did you really think that adding "serious replies only" would make a diff?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/10/2013|
The first giveaway was when you requested the examination table with the stirrups.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/10/2013|
One doctor said "that didn't hurt did it?" and me being the snarky queen responded "I've had bigger" without even thinking about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/10/2013|
You silly queens, your doctors have see it all. They could care less about your orientation or what sexual position your prefer.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/10/2013|
Oh, puhleeze. Even *I* could tell.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/11/2013|
For the last time, you don't have to sit in the stirrups for this exam.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/11/2013|
OP is your name Emory and your's doctor's name Dr. Delbert Botts?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/10/2013|
Did we ever get closure on this thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/23/2014|
I went to a new doctor and he gave me a rectal exam, then afterwards gave me a "knowing" look. He totally knew that I was a bottom and his look said it all!!! I think I'm switching to a gay doctor.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/17/2015|
[quote]Did we ever get closure on this thread?
Other people have said it, but yes they can. If your ass is getting pounded on a regular basis it is noticeable to an experienced physician.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/17/2015|
Depends on how sexually active you are, OP and how voraciously sexually active you are. If you tend to have gut flora imbalance issues and a loose backside, he might figure it out but you shouldn't lose much slack back there unless you're a, how do you say, party boy and getting up in years. He's seen far, far worse. Gynecologists for women deal with some of the same issues (imbalances). Take a probiotic if you want to keep things balanced on your own.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/17/2015|
R29 I like you. I'll get my lab coat...
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/17/2015|
I went in for an amoebic infection in college and the doc said, "You had quite a freshman initiation!" I had had no anal sex (unless I was drugged and raped). "And quite a bit of older scarring too." After which he clammed up, as he was a friend of my father's.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||10/17/2015|
Great, great thread,
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/17/2015|
I'm a bottom and 30 and had to go to a urologist and he fingered me and he couldn't tell. It felt great though.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/17/2015|
Yes, if he uses a proctoscope or colonoscopy. He can see the scarring caused by getting butt-fucked in your rectum.
Also, if you have anal warts, it's a dead giveaway.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/17/2015|
Is that true? The a always, yes, but scarring?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/17/2015|
If you send a thank you note and flowers after your rectal exam....
You might be a bottom...
|by Anonymous||reply 69||10/17/2015|
Anyone know what I can take OTC for a bad cold?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||10/17/2015|
Anal warts? WTF?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||10/17/2015|
He might get suspicious if you look like this OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||10/17/2015|
Oh god R72. Why?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||10/17/2015|
What is this scarring you guys are talking about? Please tell me. I'm 33 and have been getting fucked regularly for about 20 years now. Is there scarring? What kind of scarring? I have never once bled while getting fucked. I've never heard of scarring. Are you making that up?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||10/17/2015|
I'm 58 and have been bottoming regularly for about 45 years now and my proctologist or urologist have ever mentioned scarring to me. Just a homophobic myth.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||10/17/2015|
I once was getting a physical and when the doctor put his finger up my ass, the first thing he asked was if I was gay.
Even worse: I once got a colonoscopy and the radiologist´s report said the inside of my rectum was "enlarged".
|by Anonymous||reply 76||10/17/2015|
Explain why he asked you if you were gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||10/17/2015|
R75, they don't want to involve themselves by asking about your nasty sex life.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||10/17/2015|
Because, R73 that's why!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||10/17/2015|
Jokes aside, it is very,very important to get a rectum check to check on your prostate for prostate cancer. I once had a female doctor and she was thorough and very professional. She stressed a lot about taking care of my health and got on my case if I slacked on things I should have been doing. She checked my rectum once every three months or so.However, I had to switch to this male doctor who only checks on my rectum for prostate cancer maybe a couple of times out of the years I have seen him and he isn't as thorough as the female doctor I used to go to. I'm the one who has to request it which is ridiculous. He is a doctor for various sports people as well. BTW, the female doctor I used to go to said women have to really prove themselves as a doctor because there is still this male dominated ego thing that goes on ,but not like it was years before.
BTW, I am surprised how relaxed and sexual the various posters have stated they are with their doctors in this exam.Whenever I get my rectum checked I am nervous and a bit uptight. Sometimes it hurts when the doctor sticks his finger in my butt and my anus automatically lubricates a lot, why? I don't know? I guess I am a complete idiot for not knowing.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||10/17/2015|
You're lucky if bottoming never caused you slight bleeding and minor scars. That's not the case for most bottoms.
I've seen my damaged areas in colonoscopy images. Nothing major, but the trained, medical eye can detect the healed fissures from anal sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||10/17/2015|
[quote]More importantly, how can you tell if your doctor is a top?
INDEED< the question of the thread!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||10/17/2015|
R81, you can get fissures from being constipated. I had fissures that were so bad that I came very close to have major surgery. My hemorrhoids were very, very bad. However, I changed the way I eat and I take Bene Fiber which eliminated the problem. The doctor were pleased I no longer had fissures because he said the surgery is excruciatingly painful and there after the surgery its very painful.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||10/17/2015|
[quote] it is very,very important to get a rectum check to check on your prostate for prostate cancer.
oh boy, oh BOY!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||10/17/2015|
Bottoms 60 and older wear Depends.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||10/17/2015|
A bleached anus is a dead give away.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||10/17/2015|
The tunneled echo clap of your weakened sphincter may be a hint.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||10/17/2015|
this image appears on OP's file at the doctor's office
|by Anonymous||reply 88||10/19/2015|
Now we are on the subject, actor Dick Powell was born without a sphincter. Apparently he had to take Ex-Lax just to function normally.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||10/19/2015|
I've had two patients cum while I gave a prostate exam. One was a straight athlete and the other was a gay guy that got around a lot. I was taken aback both times. Didn't feel hot to me, more like ew.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||10/20/2015|
R80, your lady doc got up in your ass every 3 months? I mean, really. That's sketchy.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||10/20/2015|
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|by Anonymous||reply 93||10/20/2015|
R90 You're a doctor? I can imagine staying in a professional mindset while at work but what is so "ew" about cumming when the prostate is pressed? It's a pretty natural response and for many, a reflex.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||10/20/2015|
[quote]One doctor said "that didn't hurt did it?" and me being the snarky queen responded "I've had bigger" without even thinking about it.
LOL, that sounds like the kind of thing I would blurt out reflexively.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||10/20/2015|
[quote] I can imagine staying in a professional mindset while at work but what is so "ew" about cumming when the prostate is pressed?
Are you kidding me? Can you not understand having some random nasty stranger (who is probably in no way attractive, this isn't gay porn) randomly cumming in your examination while you are at work is not gross as hell?
|by Anonymous||reply 96||10/20/2015|
R94, are you being deliberately obtuse? If you're getting a prostate exam and you're young, it's typically to rule out chlamydia or gonorrhea causing prostatitis. I don't want that jizz anywhere near me.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||10/20/2015|
This thread would be perfect without the Goatse images.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||10/20/2015|
R96 One was a straight athlete and the other, a gay whore which means they are probably both desirable for their own reasons. I really can't see how their automatically cumming when I stimulate their prostates is somehow gross, even if someone isn't getting turned on by it. Does this doctor also think it's gross when a lactating mother squirts milk when he presses on her breast?
People who get grossed out by the basic functions of human bodies will probably be really miserable in medicine.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||10/20/2015|
[R99] good point!
|by Anonymous||reply 100||10/20/2015|
R99, they were both physically attractive but yeah, I didn't want STD jizz near me. Lactating mothers don't bother me at all, nor does giving prostate exams to guys that need them for prostate cancer checks. Just those two instances of them cumming when they may have had an STD grossed me out.
There was one patient I had on steroids that insisted he get a prostate exam every 3 months in case he started to develop BPH from it. That was a very odd one, but there was nothing gross about that to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||10/20/2015|
This thread was a setup...and DL came out both guns blazing. I made mistake of reading the first few replies while waiting for the train and couldn't stop laughing.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||10/20/2015|
They came when they were flaccid? I don't think I've ever done that...maybe with a semi.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||10/20/2015|
This is when you need a gay doctor. They will be up on the latest health trends and special needs for bottoms. I don't think a straight doctor would know enough to explain everything that a bottom needs to know.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||10/20/2015|
Yeah, I was surprised R103. I'm all bottom and while I am prone to prostate orgasms, I've NEVER shot like that from simple fingering. I was like....finger in...feeling prostate....he screams OH GOD and there it is. My husband is a strict top so he doesn't like anything going near his butt so it's not like I am super experienced at pleasing anyone's prostate save my own.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||10/20/2015|
If your doctor isn't espousing the benefits of regular prostate massage and addressing how and why you should be doing this, then you might have a bigger problem than whether or not he thinks you're a bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||10/20/2015|
Roughly 50% of gay men are obviously gay by their speech patterns and mannerisms, many of you claiming your doctors know your are gay by the appearance of your anus, most likely knew you were gay before they ever saw your anus.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||10/20/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 108||10/21/2015|
I had a really hot doc in Atlanta and when he said he wanted to examine my anus, I hopped up on the table so fast I knocked over the tray of instruments and he started laughing out loud for like two minutes.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||10/21/2015|
I had a urologist in NYC give me surprise anal. I was on my BACK for a testicular question....and suddenly he just rammed his finger up my ass. I am not alone, either... his reviews said the same thing. How weird.
The normal way to do it is to ask the pt to bend over so there's better access to the prostate and so it's not that uncomfortable. Another doc did it, and it was over in two seconds. He was 60+ but in such good shape and so DILFy (former army / military doctor) that I went home and jerked off...haha. I was only 26 or so. I was a total bottom then, but now I'm more versatile.
At a gay health center I've been to, they swab your throat for oral gonorrhea during the STD testing panel. I joked with the nurse that I had no gag reflex anymore - and I used to hate throat cultures. I said something like - am I the only one or is it easy to do for adults? And she's like "oh it's SO easy - - none of the guys have a gag reflex! I love it here - my last job was with a general primary care clinic."
So, when you start bobbing your head up and down on the throat swab, that might be another indication...
|by Anonymous||reply 110||10/21/2015|
[quote] I joked with the nurse that I had no gag reflex anymore
"Honey, I'm a big ol' whore! Doesn't that just brighten up your day?"
|by Anonymous||reply 111||10/21/2015|
R111 Nurses are always cheered-up when whores get a clean bill of health. It gives them hope.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||10/21/2015|
If you ask to take a whiff of poppers first, it´s a dead give-away.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||10/21/2015|
The tattooed red arrow pointing to your flaring, swollen hole could also be a clue.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||10/21/2015|
[quote]"Honey, I'm a big ol' whore! Doesn't that just brighten up your day?"
I am always honest with health care professionals.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||10/21/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 116||10/23/2015|
This thread has renewed my love for this site.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||10/24/2015|