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I have a weird question, Can your doctor tell if you're a bottom during a physical?

Serious replies only please.

by Anonymousreply 5902/23/2014

OP what difference would it make?

by Anonymousreply 103/08/2013

If sticks his finger in to check you prostate and you let out a little moan of pleasure, he knows you are a bottom.

If his finger quickly disappears in your hole up to his palm, he knows you are a bottom.

If you have douched, he knows you are a bottom.

If you ask when he is going to start the exam while he is desperately trying to get his finger out of your anal tractor beam, he knows your are a bottom.

If you whip out some poppers before he starts the prostate exam, he knows you are a bottom.

If he does a prostate exam and pulls out a Battlestar Galactica lunch box, he knows you are a bottom.

I could go on, but I think you get the picture.

by Anonymousreply 303/08/2013

If scream out in ecstasy and ejaculate during a simple prostate exam, then yes he might figure out you're a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 403/08/2013

Your doctor would have had to do an internship and residency in the Emergency Room at a hospital for a few years.

In that department they see EVERYTHING under the sun.

by Anonymousreply 503/08/2013

Give the gerbil the day off, Mr. Gere.

by Anonymousreply 603/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 703/08/2013

When your prolapsed anus falls out and hits the floor, yes.

by Anonymousreply 803/08/2013

More importantly, how can you tell if your doctor is a top?

by Anonymousreply 903/08/2013

R9. If the doctor gets a hard on during any of my scenarios.

by Anonymousreply 1003/08/2013

What kind of medication causes a loose rectum?

by Anonymousreply 1103/08/2013

If you're from a small town and your doctor is a friend of the family and you don't want the entire town knowing your business. It is good to know these things.

by Anonymousreply 1203/08/2013

R11, oh my...

by Anonymousreply 1303/08/2013

Absolutely not! Just carry that article posted on DL announcing penises are getting smaller.

by Anonymousreply 1403/08/2013

That'd be fist of magnesia, R11.

by Anonymousreply 1503/08/2013

My late father, who was a dentist, had a homophobic medical textbook which alerted the practitioner to be wary if the patient's anus wasn't really tight and 'resistant to the exploring fingertip.'

by Anonymousreply 1603/08/2013

I think that presenting your hole to the nurse taking your blood pressure before the doctor even comes into the examination room would be a tip-off.

by Anonymousreply 1703/08/2013

If you think of yourself as "a bottom," (note the article) then it would be more helpful to just tell your doctor that you're a moron.

by Anonymousreply 1803/08/2013

WTF, R19. It only takes 30 seconds.

by Anonymousreply 2003/08/2013

Ejaculating hands-free simply because a good-looking doctor examined your prostate.

Damn. If there was a Bottom Hall of Fame, you'd be in it!

by Anonymousreply 2103/08/2013

Not always, OP, but sometimes. Particularly if you are having anal sex regularly.

by Anonymousreply 2303/08/2013

You're only 14- why would he be doing a colonoscopy or cancer screenings or whatever?

Okay, I'll play: if he asks, tell him you're versatile.

by Anonymousreply 2403/08/2013

OP I'm not your doctor and even I can tell you're a bottom

by Anonymousreply 2503/08/2013

I knew better than to open your link, r22. But I did. I did.

by Anonymousreply 2603/08/2013

R26, it would be preferable for people to just post normal hole presentation photos from porn

by Anonymousreply 2703/08/2013

No, OP. Not unless something massive and jack-hammering has been at play.

by Anonymousreply 2803/08/2013

[quote] WTF, [R19]. It only takes 30 seconds.

I know. But I was so turned on by him. All it took was his fingertip near my prostate and I was cumming. It happened two years later when he did it again, too.

by Anonymousreply 2903/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 3003/08/2013

You're a whore, R29

by Anonymousreply 3103/08/2013

My doctor is 6 foot 4, has biceps the size of Texas and looks a bit like a silver-haired Jon Hamm.

Yes, I'm cumming when he sticks his finger in me!

by Anonymousreply 3203/08/2013

R16, that's funny. What exactly was the doctor supposed to be "wary" of? The patient's asshole would suck him in and eat him?

by Anonymousreply 3303/09/2013

So you blew a load at not one, but TWO physicals??

What did doctor say? ?

by Anonymousreply 3403/09/2013

A doctor can tell immediately if one engages in passive anal sex. That is how even Medieval docs formerly prosecuted men for buggery.

by Anonymousreply 3503/09/2013

A long time ago I read somewhere that military recruiting docs examined the anus. That was when being gay screened you out of the military. It said something about if the asshole is "tree-like" then that indicated buttfuckery. To this day I haven't a hot clue wtf that meant.

by Anonymousreply 3603/09/2013

If you tell him to skip the KY and just spit on his glove before he sticks his finger in you, he'll know you're a bottom

by Anonymousreply 3703/09/2013

Holy crap, I love this thread.

by Anonymousreply 3803/09/2013

The last time this subject came up on DL, someone said that the doctor could tell if the patient was a bottom & how often he did it by just counting the rings.

by Anonymousreply 3903/09/2013

R29 is quite the whore. I wonder what his doctor thinks when his name comes up on the patient roster?

by Anonymousreply 4003/09/2013

[quote]My late father, who was a dentist, had a homophobic medical textbook which alerted the practitioner to be wary if the patient's anus wasn't really tight and 'resistant to the exploring fingertip.'

The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Exploring Fingertip

by Anonymousreply 4103/09/2013

[quote] So you blew a load at not one, but TWO physicals?? What did doctor say? ?

I apologized the first time and said I was super sensitive. The second time, he said not to worry, that he understood it was a reflex for me.

Which was kind of cool because I was able to enjoy the second one more. LOL

by Anonymousreply 4203/09/2013

Did he charge you an extra $5, r42?

by Anonymousreply 4303/09/2013

[quote]It said something about if the asshole is "tree-like" then that indicated buttfuckery. To this day I haven't a hot clue wtf that meant.

Some assholes are smooth, some look like inverted cauliflower. I think that's what he meant. See link (NSFW).

by Anonymousreply 4403/09/2013

Poor doctor. I hope you clean up after yourself, R29.

by Anonymousreply 4503/09/2013

R44, isn't it amazing how we all look alike in that position? I'm considering using it at my freeway exit ramp to see if I get bigger donations.

by Anonymousreply 4603/09/2013

when you called in to make your appointment and the receptionist heard your nasaly nelly voice, everyone knew you were a bottom

by Anonymousreply 4703/10/2013

R43: he whispered, "Don't be funny; it is I who owe YOU money.

by Anonymousreply 4803/10/2013

DL and the people on it, at least some of them continue to amaze me. No wonder people like Michele Bachnan and George W Bush get elected!

by Anonymousreply 4903/10/2013

I'm more worried about about if the doctor can tell if I masturbate by my penile dermatitis.

by Anonymousreply 5003/10/2013

You, OP? Of course.

by Anonymousreply 5103/10/2013

Did you really think that adding "serious replies only" would make a diff?

by Anonymousreply 5203/10/2013

The first giveaway was when you requested the examination table with the stirrups.

by Anonymousreply 5303/10/2013

One doctor said "that didn't hurt did it?" and me being the snarky queen responded "I've had bigger" without even thinking about it.

by Anonymousreply 5403/10/2013

You silly queens, your doctors have see it all. They could care less about your orientation or what sexual position your prefer.

by Anonymousreply 5503/10/2013

Oh, puhleeze. Even *I* could tell.

by Anonymousreply 5603/11/2013

For the last time, you don't have to sit in the stirrups for this exam.

by Anonymousreply 5703/11/2013

OP is your name Emory and your's doctor's name Dr. Delbert Botts?

by Anonymousreply 5804/10/2013

Did we ever get closure on this thread?

by Anonymousreply 5902/23/2014
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