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I have a weird question, Can your doctor tell if you're a bottom during a physical?

Serious replies only please.

by Anonymousreply 11710/24/2015

OP what difference would it make?

by Anonymousreply 103/08/2013

Absolutely. If you are not on a medication whose side effects are loose rectum than the doctor will automatically assume that you are gay; I don't think he cares if you are a bottom or not.

by Anonymousreply 203/08/2013

If sticks his finger in to check you prostate and you let out a little moan of pleasure, he knows you are a bottom.

If his finger quickly disappears in your hole up to his palm, he knows you are a bottom.

If you have douched, he knows you are a bottom.

If you ask when he is going to start the exam while he is desperately trying to get his finger out of your anal tractor beam, he knows your are a bottom.

If you whip out some poppers before he starts the prostate exam, he knows you are a bottom.

If he does a prostate exam and pulls out a Battlestar Galactica lunch box, he knows you are a bottom.

I could go on, but I think you get the picture.

by Anonymousreply 303/08/2013

If scream out in ecstasy and ejaculate during a simple prostate exam, then yes he might figure out you're a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 403/08/2013

Your doctor would have had to do an internship and residency in the Emergency Room at a hospital for a few years.

In that department they see EVERYTHING under the sun.

by Anonymousreply 503/08/2013

Give the gerbil the day off, Mr. Gere.

by Anonymousreply 603/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 703/08/2013

When your prolapsed anus falls out and hits the floor, yes.

by Anonymousreply 803/08/2013

More importantly, how can you tell if your doctor is a top?

by Anonymousreply 903/08/2013

R9. If the doctor gets a hard on during any of my scenarios.

by Anonymousreply 1003/08/2013

What kind of medication causes a loose rectum?

by Anonymousreply 1103/08/2013

If you're from a small town and your doctor is a friend of the family and you don't want the entire town knowing your business. It is good to know these things.

by Anonymousreply 1203/08/2013

R11, oh my...

by Anonymousreply 1303/08/2013

Absolutely not! Just carry that article posted on DL announcing penises are getting smaller.

by Anonymousreply 1403/08/2013

That'd be fist of magnesia, R11.

by Anonymousreply 1503/08/2013

My late father, who was a dentist, had a homophobic medical textbook which alerted the practitioner to be wary if the patient's anus wasn't really tight and 'resistant to the exploring fingertip.'

by Anonymousreply 1603/08/2013

I think that presenting your hole to the nurse taking your blood pressure before the doctor even comes into the examination room would be a tip-off.

by Anonymousreply 1703/08/2013

If you think of yourself as "a bottom," (note the article) then it would be more helpful to just tell your doctor that you're a moron.

by Anonymousreply 1803/08/2013

[quote] If scream out in ecstasy and ejaculate during a simple prostate exam, then yes he might figure out you're a bottom.

You may laugh, but I have a very handsome doctor and while I didn't scream in ecstacy, I did cum when he did my prostate exam. Thankfully he was not weird about it at all.

by Anonymousreply 1903/08/2013

WTF, R19. It only takes 30 seconds.

by Anonymousreply 2003/08/2013

Ejaculating hands-free simply because a good-looking doctor examined your prostate.

Damn. If there was a Bottom Hall of Fame, you'd be in it!

by Anonymousreply 2103/08/2013

OP getting ready for his physical exam

by Anonymousreply 2203/08/2013

Not always, OP, but sometimes. Particularly if you are having anal sex regularly.

by Anonymousreply 2303/08/2013

You're only 14- why would he be doing a colonoscopy or cancer screenings or whatever?

Okay, I'll play: if he asks, tell him you're versatile.

by Anonymousreply 2403/08/2013

OP I'm not your doctor and even I can tell you're a bottom

by Anonymousreply 2503/08/2013

I knew better than to open your link, r22. But I did. I did.

by Anonymousreply 2603/08/2013

R26, it would be preferable for people to just post normal hole presentation photos from porn

by Anonymousreply 2703/08/2013

No, OP. Not unless something massive and jack-hammering has been at play.

by Anonymousreply 2803/08/2013

[quote] WTF, [R19]. It only takes 30 seconds.

I know. But I was so turned on by him. All it took was his fingertip near my prostate and I was cumming. It happened two years later when he did it again, too.

by Anonymousreply 2903/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 3003/08/2013

You're a whore, R29

by Anonymousreply 3103/08/2013

My doctor is 6 foot 4, has biceps the size of Texas and looks a bit like a silver-haired Jon Hamm.

Yes, I'm cumming when he sticks his finger in me!

by Anonymousreply 3203/08/2013

R16, that's funny. What exactly was the doctor supposed to be "wary" of? The patient's asshole would suck him in and eat him?

by Anonymousreply 3303/09/2013

So you blew a load at not one, but TWO physicals??

What did doctor say? ?

by Anonymousreply 3403/09/2013

A doctor can tell immediately if one engages in passive anal sex. That is how even Medieval docs formerly prosecuted men for buggery.

by Anonymousreply 3503/09/2013

A long time ago I read somewhere that military recruiting docs examined the anus. That was when being gay screened you out of the military. It said something about if the asshole is "tree-like" then that indicated buttfuckery. To this day I haven't a hot clue wtf that meant.

by Anonymousreply 3603/09/2013

If you tell him to skip the KY and just spit on his glove before he sticks his finger in you, he'll know you're a bottom

by Anonymousreply 3703/09/2013

Holy crap, I love this thread.

by Anonymousreply 3803/09/2013

The last time this subject came up on DL, someone said that the doctor could tell if the patient was a bottom & how often he did it by just counting the rings.

by Anonymousreply 3903/09/2013

R29 is quite the whore. I wonder what his doctor thinks when his name comes up on the patient roster?

by Anonymousreply 4003/09/2013

[quote]My late father, who was a dentist, had a homophobic medical textbook which alerted the practitioner to be wary if the patient's anus wasn't really tight and 'resistant to the exploring fingertip.'

The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Exploring Fingertip

by Anonymousreply 4103/09/2013

[quote] So you blew a load at not one, but TWO physicals?? What did doctor say? ?

I apologized the first time and said I was super sensitive. The second time, he said not to worry, that he understood it was a reflex for me.

Which was kind of cool because I was able to enjoy the second one more. LOL

by Anonymousreply 4203/09/2013

Did he charge you an extra $5, r42?

by Anonymousreply 4303/09/2013

[quote]It said something about if the asshole is "tree-like" then that indicated buttfuckery. To this day I haven't a hot clue wtf that meant.

Some assholes are smooth, some look like inverted cauliflower. I think that's what he meant. See link (NSFW).

by Anonymousreply 4403/09/2013

Poor doctor. I hope you clean up after yourself, R29.

by Anonymousreply 4503/09/2013

R44, isn't it amazing how we all look alike in that position? I'm considering using it at my freeway exit ramp to see if I get bigger donations.

by Anonymousreply 4603/09/2013

when you called in to make your appointment and the receptionist heard your nasaly nelly voice, everyone knew you were a bottom

by Anonymousreply 4703/10/2013

R43: he whispered, "Don't be funny; it is I who owe YOU money.

by Anonymousreply 4803/10/2013

DL and the people on it, at least some of them continue to amaze me. No wonder people like Michele Bachnan and George W Bush get elected!

by Anonymousreply 4903/10/2013

I'm more worried about about if the doctor can tell if I masturbate by my penile dermatitis.

by Anonymousreply 5003/10/2013

You, OP? Of course.

by Anonymousreply 5103/10/2013

Did you really think that adding "serious replies only" would make a diff?

by Anonymousreply 5203/10/2013

The first giveaway was when you requested the examination table with the stirrups.

by Anonymousreply 5303/10/2013

One doctor said "that didn't hurt did it?" and me being the snarky queen responded "I've had bigger" without even thinking about it.

by Anonymousreply 5403/10/2013

You silly queens, your doctors have see it all. They could care less about your orientation or what sexual position your prefer.

by Anonymousreply 5503/10/2013

Oh, puhleeze. Even *I* could tell.

by Anonymousreply 5603/11/2013

For the last time, you don't have to sit in the stirrups for this exam.

by Anonymousreply 5703/11/2013

OP is your name Emory and your's doctor's name Dr. Delbert Botts?

by Anonymousreply 5804/10/2013

Did we ever get closure on this thread?

by Anonymousreply 5902/23/2014

I went to a new doctor and he gave me a rectal exam, then afterwards gave me a "knowing" look. He totally knew that I was a bottom and his look said it all!!! I think I'm switching to a gay doctor.

by Anonymousreply 6010/17/2015

[quote]Did we ever get closure on this thread?

Other people have said it, but yes they can. If your ass is getting pounded on a regular basis it is noticeable to an experienced physician.

by Anonymousreply 6110/17/2015

Depends on how sexually active you are, OP and how voraciously sexually active you are. If you tend to have gut flora imbalance issues and a loose backside, he might figure it out but you shouldn't lose much slack back there unless you're a, how do you say, party boy and getting up in years. He's seen far, far worse. Gynecologists for women deal with some of the same issues (imbalances). Take a probiotic if you want to keep things balanced on your own.

by Anonymousreply 6210/17/2015

R29 I like you. I'll get my lab coat...

by Anonymousreply 6310/17/2015

I went in for an amoebic infection in college and the doc said, "You had quite a freshman initiation!" I had had no anal sex (unless I was drugged and raped). "And quite a bit of older scarring too." After which he clammed up, as he was a friend of my father's.

by Anonymousreply 6410/17/2015

Great, great thread,

by Anonymousreply 6510/17/2015

I'm a bottom and 30 and had to go to a urologist and he fingered me and he couldn't tell. It felt great though.

by Anonymousreply 6610/17/2015

Yes, if he uses a proctoscope or colonoscopy. He can see the scarring caused by getting butt-fucked in your rectum.

Also, if you have anal warts, it's a dead giveaway.

by Anonymousreply 6710/17/2015

Is that true? The a always, yes, but scarring?

by Anonymousreply 6810/17/2015

If you send a thank you note and flowers after your rectal exam....

You might be a bottom...

by Anonymousreply 6910/17/2015

Anyone know what I can take OTC for a bad cold?

by Anonymousreply 7010/17/2015

Anal warts? WTF?

by Anonymousreply 7110/17/2015

He might get suspicious if you look like this OP.

by Anonymousreply 7210/17/2015

Oh god R72. Why?

by Anonymousreply 7310/17/2015

What is this scarring you guys are talking about? Please tell me. I'm 33 and have been getting fucked regularly for about 20 years now. Is there scarring? What kind of scarring? I have never once bled while getting fucked. I've never heard of scarring. Are you making that up?

by Anonymousreply 7410/17/2015

I'm 58 and have been bottoming regularly for about 45 years now and my proctologist or urologist have ever mentioned scarring to me. Just a homophobic myth.

by Anonymousreply 7510/17/2015

I once was getting a physical and when the doctor put his finger up my ass, the first thing he asked was if I was gay.

Even worse: I once got a colonoscopy and the radiologist´s report said the inside of my rectum was "enlarged".

by Anonymousreply 7610/17/2015

Explain why he asked you if you were gay?

by Anonymousreply 7710/17/2015

R75, they don't want to involve themselves by asking about your nasty sex life.

by Anonymousreply 7810/17/2015

Because, R73 that's why!

by Anonymousreply 7910/17/2015

Jokes aside, it is very,very important to get a rectum check to check on your prostate for prostate cancer. I once had a female doctor and she was thorough and very professional. She stressed a lot about taking care of my health and got on my case if I slacked on things I should have been doing. She checked my rectum once every three months or so.However, I had to switch to this male doctor who only checks on my rectum for prostate cancer maybe a couple of times out of the years I have seen him and he isn't as thorough as the female doctor I used to go to. I'm the one who has to request it which is ridiculous. He is a doctor for various sports people as well. BTW, the female doctor I used to go to said women have to really prove themselves as a doctor because there is still this male dominated ego thing that goes on ,but not like it was years before.

BTW, I am surprised how relaxed and sexual the various posters have stated they are with their doctors in this exam.Whenever I get my rectum checked I am nervous and a bit uptight. Sometimes it hurts when the doctor sticks his finger in my butt and my anus automatically lubricates a lot, why? I don't know? I guess I am a complete idiot for not knowing.

by Anonymousreply 8010/17/2015

You're lucky if bottoming never caused you slight bleeding and minor scars. That's not the case for most bottoms.

I've seen my damaged areas in colonoscopy images. Nothing major, but the trained, medical eye can detect the healed fissures from anal sex.

by Anonymousreply 8110/17/2015

[quote]More importantly, how can you tell if your doctor is a top?

INDEED< the question of the thread!

by Anonymousreply 8210/17/2015

R81, you can get fissures from being constipated. I had fissures that were so bad that I came very close to have major surgery. My hemorrhoids were very, very bad. However, I changed the way I eat and I take Bene Fiber which eliminated the problem. The doctor were pleased I no longer had fissures because he said the surgery is excruciatingly painful and there after the surgery its very painful.

by Anonymousreply 8310/17/2015

[quote] it is very,very important to get a rectum check to check on your prostate for prostate cancer.

oh boy, oh BOY!

by Anonymousreply 8410/17/2015

Bottoms 60 and older wear Depends.

by Anonymousreply 8510/17/2015

A bleached anus is a dead give away.

by Anonymousreply 8610/17/2015

The tunneled echo clap of your weakened sphincter may be a hint.

by Anonymousreply 8710/17/2015

this image appears on OP's file at the doctor's office

by Anonymousreply 8810/19/2015

Now we are on the subject, actor Dick Powell was born without a sphincter. Apparently he had to take Ex-Lax just to function normally.

by Anonymousreply 8910/19/2015

I've had two patients cum while I gave a prostate exam. One was a straight athlete and the other was a gay guy that got around a lot. I was taken aback both times. Didn't feel hot to me, more like ew.

by Anonymousreply 9010/20/2015

R80, your lady doc got up in your ass every 3 months? I mean, really. That's sketchy.

by Anonymousreply 9110/20/2015

Physical fun

by Anonymousreply 9210/20/2015

unhung hero

by Anonymousreply 9310/20/2015

R90 You're a doctor? I can imagine staying in a professional mindset while at work but what is so "ew" about cumming when the prostate is pressed? It's a pretty natural response and for many, a reflex.

by Anonymousreply 9410/20/2015

[quote]One doctor said "that didn't hurt did it?" and me being the snarky queen responded "I've had bigger" without even thinking about it.

LOL, that sounds like the kind of thing I would blurt out reflexively.

by Anonymousreply 9510/20/2015

[quote] I can imagine staying in a professional mindset while at work but what is so "ew" about cumming when the prostate is pressed?

Are you kidding me? Can you not understand having some random nasty stranger (who is probably in no way attractive, this isn't gay porn) randomly cumming in your examination while you are at work is not gross as hell?

by Anonymousreply 9610/20/2015

R94, are you being deliberately obtuse? If you're getting a prostate exam and you're young, it's typically to rule out chlamydia or gonorrhea causing prostatitis. I don't want that jizz anywhere near me.

by Anonymousreply 9710/20/2015

This thread would be perfect without the Goatse images.

by Anonymousreply 9810/20/2015

R96 One was a straight athlete and the other, a gay whore which means they are probably both desirable for their own reasons. I really can't see how their automatically cumming when I stimulate their prostates is somehow gross, even if someone isn't getting turned on by it. Does this doctor also think it's gross when a lactating mother squirts milk when he presses on her breast?

People who get grossed out by the basic functions of human bodies will probably be really miserable in medicine.

by Anonymousreply 9910/20/2015

[R99] good point!

by Anonymousreply 10010/20/2015

R99, they were both physically attractive but yeah, I didn't want STD jizz near me. Lactating mothers don't bother me at all, nor does giving prostate exams to guys that need them for prostate cancer checks. Just those two instances of them cumming when they may have had an STD grossed me out.

There was one patient I had on steroids that insisted he get a prostate exam every 3 months in case he started to develop BPH from it. That was a very odd one, but there was nothing gross about that to me.

by Anonymousreply 10110/20/2015

This thread was a setup...and DL came out both guns blazing. I made mistake of reading the first few replies while waiting for the train and couldn't stop laughing.

by Anonymousreply 10210/20/2015

They came when they were flaccid? I don't think I've ever done that...maybe with a semi.

by Anonymousreply 10310/20/2015

This is when you need a gay doctor. They will be up on the latest health trends and special needs for bottoms. I don't think a straight doctor would know enough to explain everything that a bottom needs to know.

by Anonymousreply 10410/20/2015

Yeah, I was surprised R103. I'm all bottom and while I am prone to prostate orgasms, I've NEVER shot like that from simple fingering. I was like....finger in...feeling prostate....he screams OH GOD and there it is. My husband is a strict top so he doesn't like anything going near his butt so it's not like I am super experienced at pleasing anyone's prostate save my own.

by Anonymousreply 10510/20/2015

If your doctor isn't espousing the benefits of regular prostate massage and addressing how and why you should be doing this, then you might have a bigger problem than whether or not he thinks you're a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 10610/20/2015

Roughly 50% of gay men are obviously gay by their speech patterns and mannerisms, many of you claiming your doctors know your are gay by the appearance of your anus, most likely knew you were gay before they ever saw your anus.

by Anonymousreply 10710/20/2015

R107 true

by Anonymousreply 10810/21/2015

I had a really hot doc in Atlanta and when he said he wanted to examine my anus, I hopped up on the table so fast I knocked over the tray of instruments and he started laughing out loud for like two minutes.

by Anonymousreply 10910/21/2015

I had a urologist in NYC give me surprise anal. I was on my BACK for a testicular question....and suddenly he just rammed his finger up my ass. I am not alone, either... his reviews said the same thing. How weird.

The normal way to do it is to ask the pt to bend over so there's better access to the prostate and so it's not that uncomfortable. Another doc did it, and it was over in two seconds. He was 60+ but in such good shape and so DILFy (former army / military doctor) that I went home and jerked off...haha. I was only 26 or so. I was a total bottom then, but now I'm more versatile.

At a gay health center I've been to, they swab your throat for oral gonorrhea during the STD testing panel. I joked with the nurse that I had no gag reflex anymore - and I used to hate throat cultures. I said something like - am I the only one or is it easy to do for adults? And she's like "oh it's SO easy - - none of the guys have a gag reflex! I love it here - my last job was with a general primary care clinic."

So, when you start bobbing your head up and down on the throat swab, that might be another indication...

by Anonymousreply 11010/21/2015

[quote] I joked with the nurse that I had no gag reflex anymore

"Honey, I'm a big ol' whore! Doesn't that just brighten up your day?"

by Anonymousreply 11110/21/2015

R111 Nurses are always cheered-up when whores get a clean bill of health. It gives them hope.

by Anonymousreply 11210/21/2015

If you ask to take a whiff of poppers first, it´s a dead give-away.

by Anonymousreply 11310/21/2015

The tattooed red arrow pointing to your flaring, swollen hole could also be a clue.

by Anonymousreply 11410/21/2015

[quote]"Honey, I'm a big ol' whore! Doesn't that just brighten up your day?"


I am always honest with health care professionals.

by Anonymousreply 11510/21/2015


by Anonymousreply 11610/23/2015

This thread has renewed my love for this site.

by Anonymousreply 11710/24/2015
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