Serious replies only please.
I have a weird question, Can your doctor tell if you're a bottom during a physical?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/23/2014|
OP what difference would it make?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/08/2013|
If sticks his finger in to check you prostate and you let out a little moan of pleasure, he knows you are a bottom.
If his finger quickly disappears in your hole up to his palm, he knows you are a bottom.
If you have douched, he knows you are a bottom.
If you ask when he is going to start the exam while he is desperately trying to get his finger out of your anal tractor beam, he knows your are a bottom.
If you whip out some poppers before he starts the prostate exam, he knows you are a bottom.
If he does a prostate exam and pulls out a Battlestar Galactica lunch box, he knows you are a bottom.
I could go on, but I think you get the picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/08/2013|
If scream out in ecstasy and ejaculate during a simple prostate exam, then yes he might figure out you're a bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/08/2013|
Your doctor would have had to do an internship and residency in the Emergency Room at a hospital for a few years.
In that department they see EVERYTHING under the sun.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/08/2013|
Give the gerbil the day off, Mr. Gere.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/08/2013|
When your prolapsed anus falls out and hits the floor, yes.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/08/2013|
More importantly, how can you tell if your doctor is a top?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/08/2013|
R9. If the doctor gets a hard on during any of my scenarios.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/08/2013|
What kind of medication causes a loose rectum?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/08/2013|
If you're from a small town and your doctor is a friend of the family and you don't want the entire town knowing your business. It is good to know these things.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/08/2013|
R11, oh my...
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/08/2013|
Absolutely not! Just carry that article posted on DL announcing penises are getting smaller.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/08/2013|
That'd be fist of magnesia, R11.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/08/2013|
My late father, who was a dentist, had a homophobic medical textbook which alerted the practitioner to be wary if the patient's anus wasn't really tight and 'resistant to the exploring fingertip.'
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/08/2013|
I think that presenting your hole to the nurse taking your blood pressure before the doctor even comes into the examination room would be a tip-off.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/08/2013|
If you think of yourself as "a bottom," (note the article) then it would be more helpful to just tell your doctor that you're a moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/08/2013|
WTF, R19. It only takes 30 seconds.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/08/2013|
Ejaculating hands-free simply because a good-looking doctor examined your prostate.
Damn. If there was a Bottom Hall of Fame, you'd be in it!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/08/2013|
Not always, OP, but sometimes. Particularly if you are having anal sex regularly.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/08/2013|
You're only 14- why would he be doing a colonoscopy or cancer screenings or whatever?
Okay, I'll play: if he asks, tell him you're versatile.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/08/2013|
OP I'm not your doctor and even I can tell you're a bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/08/2013|
I knew better than to open your link, r22. But I did. I did.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/08/2013|
R26, it would be preferable for people to just post normal hole presentation photos from porn
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/08/2013|
No, OP. Not unless something massive and jack-hammering has been at play.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/08/2013|
[quote] WTF, [R19]. It only takes 30 seconds.
I know. But I was so turned on by him. All it took was his fingertip near my prostate and I was cumming. It happened two years later when he did it again, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/08/2013|
You're a whore, R29
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/08/2013|
My doctor is 6 foot 4, has biceps the size of Texas and looks a bit like a silver-haired Jon Hamm.
Yes, I'm cumming when he sticks his finger in me!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/08/2013|
R16, that's funny. What exactly was the doctor supposed to be "wary" of? The patient's asshole would suck him in and eat him?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/09/2013|
So you blew a load at not one, but TWO physicals??
What did doctor say? ?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/09/2013|
A doctor can tell immediately if one engages in passive anal sex. That is how even Medieval docs formerly prosecuted men for buggery.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/09/2013|
A long time ago I read somewhere that military recruiting docs examined the anus. That was when being gay screened you out of the military. It said something about if the asshole is "tree-like" then that indicated buttfuckery. To this day I haven't a hot clue wtf that meant.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/09/2013|
If you tell him to skip the KY and just spit on his glove before he sticks his finger in you, he'll know you're a bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/09/2013|
Holy crap, I love this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/09/2013|
The last time this subject came up on DL, someone said that the doctor could tell if the patient was a bottom & how often he did it by just counting the rings.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/09/2013|
R29 is quite the whore. I wonder what his doctor thinks when his name comes up on the patient roster?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/09/2013|
[quote]My late father, who was a dentist, had a homophobic medical textbook which alerted the practitioner to be wary if the patient's anus wasn't really tight and 'resistant to the exploring fingertip.'
The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Exploring Fingertip
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/09/2013|
[quote] So you blew a load at not one, but TWO physicals?? What did doctor say? ?
I apologized the first time and said I was super sensitive. The second time, he said not to worry, that he understood it was a reflex for me.
Which was kind of cool because I was able to enjoy the second one more. LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/09/2013|
Did he charge you an extra $5, r42?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/09/2013|
[quote]It said something about if the asshole is "tree-like" then that indicated buttfuckery. To this day I haven't a hot clue wtf that meant.
Some assholes are smooth, some look like inverted cauliflower. I think that's what he meant. See link (NSFW).
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/09/2013|
Poor doctor. I hope you clean up after yourself, R29.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/09/2013|
R44, isn't it amazing how we all look alike in that position? I'm considering using it at my freeway exit ramp to see if I get bigger donations.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/09/2013|
when you called in to make your appointment and the receptionist heard your nasaly nelly voice, everyone knew you were a bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/10/2013|
R43: he whispered, "Don't be funny; it is I who owe YOU money.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/10/2013|
DL and the people on it, at least some of them continue to amaze me. No wonder people like Michele Bachnan and George W Bush get elected!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/10/2013|
I'm more worried about about if the doctor can tell if I masturbate by my penile dermatitis.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/10/2013|
You, OP? Of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/10/2013|
Did you really think that adding "serious replies only" would make a diff?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/10/2013|
The first giveaway was when you requested the examination table with the stirrups.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/10/2013|
One doctor said "that didn't hurt did it?" and me being the snarky queen responded "I've had bigger" without even thinking about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/10/2013|
You silly queens, your doctors have see it all. They could care less about your orientation or what sexual position your prefer.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/10/2013|
Oh, puhleeze. Even *I* could tell.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/11/2013|
For the last time, you don't have to sit in the stirrups for this exam.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/11/2013|
OP is your name Emory and your's doctor's name Dr. Delbert Botts?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/10/2013|
Did we ever get closure on this thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/23/2014|