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Fat guys you'd do

I just find handfuls of manflesh erotic:

Kevin James; Jon Favreau; James Gandolfini; Jim Belushi; Jordan Gelber; Kevin Smith; Jack Black; Larry the Cable Guy...

by Anonymousreply 14906/14/2014

Ricky Gervais...but he's more "husky" than fat, isn't he? Still, it would be a hoot for certain.

by Anonymousreply 103/03/2013

Chris Pratt.

by Anonymousreply 203/03/2013

Eeww, no fat guys.

by Anonymousreply 303/03/2013

Greg Grunberg when he was on Heroes.

by Anonymousreply 403/03/2013

Cillian Murphy

by Anonymousreply 503/03/2013

Jon Favreau tends to yo yo with his weight so I'm never quite sure whether he's in a husky phase or not. He was quite hot and muscular in some boxing movie and when he was on Friends.

by Anonymousreply 603/03/2013

Christian Siriano

by Anonymousreply 703/03/2013

Peter DeLuise and Matt LeBlanc.

by Anonymousreply 803/03/2013

Josh Gad, Tyler Labine, Andy Richter, Clark Duke, John Goodman, Wilford Brimley, chubby hunk Lucius.

by Anonymousreply 903/03/2013

If you follow Greg Grunberg on Twitter, he has quite a lot of gay followers, including some bear fans. He's always been very cool and supportive towards them.

by Anonymousreply 1003/03/2013

Chris Pratt in a heartbeat. Patton Oswalt too.

by Anonymousreply 1103/03/2013

Give me a piece of that hot chubby chef Tyler Florence!

by Anonymousreply 1203/03/2013

Anthony Anderson, Wendell Pierce

by Anonymousreply 1303/03/2013

Marco Rubio! However I tell you who I would not do - John Travolta.

by Anonymousreply 1403/03/2013

Jon Favreau could throat-fuck me anytime he wanted to!

by Anonymousreply 1503/03/2013

Chris Pratt, absolutely.

by Anonymousreply 1603/03/2013

Chris Pratt was fit as fuck in ZDT.

by Anonymousreply 1703/03/2013

OP, I'd say I agree with most of your list, or understand why you like them....

.....but Kevin Smith looks unhealthy these days.

Just on appearance alone Kevin James is gorgeous, as is James Corden. And Chris Pratt is my forever crush.

by Anonymousreply 1803/03/2013

Will Sasso

by Anonymousreply 1903/03/2013

Chris Pratt is not fat. Jesus.

Fat guys are gross. I would never have sex with one.

by Anonymousreply 2003/03/2013

Chris Pratt is definitely fat, but in that beautiful 'gone to seed football star' way.

by Anonymousreply 2103/03/2013

Chris Pratt - but.... he's only fat some of the time, so he doesnt really count does he?

one movie he could be fat, another buff, one episode of Parks fat, another slim.

he's a part-time fattie.

maybe Jack Black.

by Anonymousreply 2203/03/2013

Patrick Gavin - reporter/writer for Politico

by Anonymousreply 2303/03/2013

There is an episode of Felicity where Greg Grunberg is in assless chaps, something Megan made him do for a costume party or something. I remember seeing it but haven't found screencaps ever.

Tyler Labine is delish, especially in A Good Old Fashioned Orgy.

by Anonymousreply 2403/03/2013

Start lining up, fellas!

by Anonymousreply 2503/03/2013

No fatsos! Gross!

by Anonymousreply 2603/03/2013

David DeLuise, Kevin James

by Anonymousreply 2703/03/2013

Zach Wahls - the Iowa kid with 2 moms

(sort of a joke)

by Anonymousreply 2803/03/2013

Rebel Wilson is very handsome.

by Anonymousreply 2903/03/2013

None. I'll just jack off.

by Anonymousreply 3003/03/2013

Gandolfini could do whatever he wanted to me. But I have a daddy thing more than a fat thing.

by Anonymousreply 3103/03/2013

I would also like to titty-fuck Gale Harold's moobs.

by Anonymousreply 3203/03/2013

A lot. I'm into Fatties.

by Anonymousreply 3303/03/2013

More pics please :D

by Anonymousreply 3403/03/2013

Fat Bastard

by Anonymousreply 3503/03/2013

Chris Christie

by Anonymousreply 3603/03/2013

Get away from me, Claude!

by Anonymousreply 3703/03/2013

Would 'do' Kyle Bornheimer without hesitation.

by Anonymousreply 3803/03/2013

Tyler Florence

by Anonymousreply 3903/03/2013

R1, Gervais is reasonably trim these days, although he does look "formerly fat."

by Anonymousreply 4003/03/2013

Ricky Gervais is fugly, separate from whatever he's weighing these days. he always looks greasy, like he needs a bath and smells bad. Even in a tux.

by Anonymousreply 4103/03/2013

My god, R28. Why doesn't he wear a bra? God knows he has enough in his household.

by Anonymousreply 4203/04/2013

Scott Evans

by Anonymousreply 4303/04/2013

Justin Bieber.

by Anonymousreply 4403/04/2013

In what world is Gale Harold fat, R32?

by Anonymousreply 4503/04/2013

Patrick Warburton has that fit fat thing happening sometimes. Also, he's supposed to have an enormous schwanz.

by Anonymousreply 4603/04/2013

DJ Qualls

by Anonymousreply 4703/04/2013

R40 what does someone "formerly fat" look like?

by Anonymousreply 4803/04/2013

I'm not R40 but will say -

Guys who have lost a lot of weight usually have a little pear shaped thing going on. And sometimes a little hanging turkey neck too.

That being said, rock the fuck on for doing the work and being healthy!

by Anonymousreply 4903/04/2013

Ricky Gervais,John Goodman,Jack Black and Garth Brooks.

by Anonymousreply 5003/04/2013

I watched the first episode of Roseanne the other day. Damn, John Goodman was a sexy bear back then.

by Anonymousreply 5103/05/2013

Beck Bennett

by Anonymousreply 5203/05/2013

Seth MacFarlane. Yeah, I know he's public enemy number one now but I'd still do him.

by Anonymousreply 5303/05/2013

Seth is sexy but if he broke out into Peter Griffin voice during sex it would be a total dealbreaker.

by Anonymousreply 5403/05/2013

Nathan Lane. Let the claws emerge, but I have always thought he was very handsome, in that cute little Irish drunk way.

by Anonymousreply 5503/05/2013

Ricky Gervais looks like he could be Rosie O's brother.

by Anonymousreply 5603/05/2013

Keith Olbermann

Bronson Pinchot

by Anonymousreply 5703/05/2013

Keith Olbermann puts dew on my lily. Though he's hardly fat.

James Corden needs to fuck me hard.

by Anonymousreply 5803/05/2013

Kevin James...yum!!!

by Anonymousreply 5908/02/2013

[quote]Kevin James; Jon Favreau; James Gandolfini; Jim Belushi; Jordan Gelber; Kevin Smith; Jack Black; Larry the Cable Guy...

I'm thinking that list might need a bit of updating ...

by Anonymousreply 6008/02/2013

Cillian Murphy

by Anonymousreply 6108/02/2013

Seth Rogen

by Anonymousreply 6208/02/2013

Most of the people named here plus a Roseanne-era John Goodman. He was hot and had nice, big hands.

Also can't forget that GLEE hottie, the bully Max Adler.

And speaking of Favreau, he has the best set of creamy, luscious tits that I've ever seen on a man...

by Anonymousreply 6308/02/2013

Not grossly fat, but just rocking some chunk--NASCAR champ Tony Stewart.

by Anonymousreply 6408/02/2013

Henry Cavill

by Anonymousreply 6508/02/2013

Gandolfini and Tyler Florence absolutely. I'll throw in Johnny Galecki. He's not really fat per se but he has chunked up considerably since season one. Kevin James is kind of cute. Let's make it a foursome.

by Anonymousreply 6608/02/2013

Dan Blocker. Go ask your grandfather.

by Anonymousreply 6708/02/2013

That's just wrong, r67.

by Anonymousreply 6808/02/2013

George Costanza

No, really. Hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 6908/02/2013

Tom Colicchio. Smothered in butter.

by Anonymousreply 7008/02/2013

Rob Kardashian - now bigger and better than ever!

by Anonymousreply 7108/02/2013

That's OK R20, we wouldn't fuck anyone in Capri-pants.

by Anonymousreply 7208/02/2013

r70 read my mind. Tom is so hot.

by Anonymousreply 7308/02/2013

Vincent D`Onofrio anyone?

by Anonymousreply 7408/02/2013

Nick Offerman?

by Anonymousreply 7508/02/2013

Mathew St. Patrick, Keith of Six Feet Under. He's gotten fat, still would do him.

by Anonymousreply 7608/02/2013

None of them. Fat men don't turn me on any more than a stuffed sofa does. But I have many well loved overweight friends, male and female. Just no possibility of sex.

by Anonymousreply 7708/02/2013

Yes to Nick Offerman.

by Anonymousreply 7808/02/2013

Not one of these is noteworthy unless you are actually fit yourself. I'm fat and I couldn't care less when a fellow fat guy hits on me. But when a hot CHASER is after me, HOOOO-BOY!

by Anonymousreply 7908/02/2013

[quote] Also can't forget that GLEE hottie, the bully Max Adler.

Oh fuck yeah! He's such a big hot guy!

by Anonymousreply 8008/02/2013

Beautiful (fluffier) Tom Welling

by Anonymousreply 8108/02/2013

Tim & Eric

by Anonymousreply 8208/02/2013

Oh yeah r74--Vincent D`Onofrio for sure.

by Anonymousreply 8308/02/2013

damn r81, Tom really has been eating well!

by Anonymousreply 8408/02/2013

The people mentioned here are normal guys with healthy, masculine bodies. One of the things that really annoys me about the "queeny-bitchy" type of gay guys is that they think like anorexic high school girls when it comes to body mass. Someone has to speak the truth, I'm only doing you a favor by saying it.

This is why no one finds you attractive you turn into bitter little "E-words." It's time to quit making fun of and being prejudiced against us G0ys, gaybros or, as I put it, regular guys. You know you want a real man in your bed, but let me tell you the inconvenient truth: you have to be a man to get a man.

by Anonymousreply 8508/02/2013

Well, smell YOU r85! I happen to have an appreciation for a beefy man. It's just that these men discussed / pictured here are judged as "fat" by media standards.

by Anonymousreply 8608/02/2013

I saw Tom Hanks on Bway and was shocked who cute he was...I'd touch his pee pee while rubbing his belly.

by Anonymousreply 8708/02/2013

In all honesty, Matt Bomer does look a litty chubby in this picture, but I'd probably still do him.

by Anonymousreply 8808/02/2013

Roger Octopus, applying your fake logic from R85, I have to point out that on another thread, you've said your BF is mentally ill. You gotta be cray cray to get cray cray ?

by Anonymousreply 8908/02/2013

Is Michael Chiklis considered fat by DL standards? I would definitely fuck him. Or Dean Norris.

by Anonymousreply 9008/02/2013

R66 is apparently into necrophilia.

by Anonymousreply 9108/02/2013

Tim Tebow

by Anonymousreply 9208/02/2013

What are you talking about R89? My partner suffers from depression. I was talking in a thread about how anti-depressants do more harm than good, but how is that relevant here? My point was that gay men on here are overly judgmental and have unhealthy opinions about body size. Normal sized guys are not fat. Men are supposed to be big and beefy. Skinniness is not a masculine quality.

by Anonymousreply 9308/02/2013

Zack Spears, Kevin Smith, Diedrich Bader, Bryn Terfel

by Anonymousreply 9408/02/2013

Michael Feliciano

Bryan Hymel

Kevin James

Robin Williams

Zach Galifianakis

Billy Miller (Y&R)

by Anonymousreply 9508/02/2013

[quote] Not grossly fat, but just rocking some chunk--NASCAR champ Tony Stewart.

Tony is a very handsome man. He's got a bit of a beer belly, but he certainly isn't what I would call fat.

by Anonymousreply 9608/02/2013

I bet Gandolfini still looks better naked that r91:) And a lot more lovable.

by Anonymousreply 9708/02/2013

"The people mentioned here are normal guys with healthy, masculine bodies."

You mean like morbidly obese, now-deceased James Gandolfini, who was mentioned by the OP?

by Anonymousreply 9808/02/2013

biggest dick I have ever seen was on a "hefty" guy I met at a bar.

by Anonymousreply 9908/02/2013

Regina Ovary has infected yet another thread! *yawn*

by Anonymousreply 10008/02/2013

r100 keeps his itchy trigger finger crazy glued to troll-dar. snooze.

by Anonymousreply 10108/02/2013

[quote]Patrick Warburton has that fit fat thing happening sometimes. Also, he's supposed to have an enormous schwanz.

[italic]Supposed[/italic] to??

by Anonymousreply 10208/02/2013

DAYUM, r102! Me likey!

by Anonymousreply 10308/02/2013

THANK YOU R102! I have always found Warburton incredibly sexy and I've never seen that before. Best post ever!

by Anonymousreply 10408/02/2013

I would let Warburton do to me whatever he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 10508/02/2013

I probably would too R102. Don't tell my husband! LOL

by Anonymousreply 10608/02/2013

I made a thread about him called Patrick Warburton Dick Gif here on DL months ago.

by Anonymousreply 10708/02/2013

Nathan Fillion got chunky...but he's hot butt is (thankfully) even chunkier now.

by Anonymousreply 10808/02/2013

That's an old Nathan pic, but it's always appreciated

by Anonymousreply 10908/02/2013

More Nathan.

by Anonymousreply 11008/02/2013


by Anonymousreply 11108/02/2013


by Anonymousreply 11208/02/2013

Zach Galifinakis.

by Anonymousreply 11308/03/2013

Anthony Recker.

by Anonymousreply 11408/03/2013

Anthony Recker is fat, R114? How and where?

by Anonymousreply 11508/03/2013

His ass for starters.

by Anonymousreply 11608/03/2013

For starters, R116? I think that would be the extent of it, no?

by Anonymousreply 11708/03/2013

Peter De Luise is trimmer and cut these days, but during 21 JUMPSTREET he was a big, thick, husky boy with a giant ass. He was hotter than Depp, for sure.

by Anonymousreply 11808/03/2013

He's husky, R116. Thick all over, but not exactly "fat", per se.

by Anonymousreply 11908/03/2013

^^My statement at R119 was meant for R117.

by Anonymousreply 12008/03/2013

r118 I wholeheartedly agree. What a hunk. I'm moist as I type this.

by Anonymousreply 12108/03/2013

I'd do Chris Christie but I have a bit of a fat fetish tbh. Like someone else said, a lot of the guys mentioned in this thread I wouldn't have said were fat fat. Nathan Fillion is more fit-fat, for example.

by Anonymousreply 12208/03/2013

Shirtless, beefy Peter from back in the '80s

by Anonymousreply 12308/03/2013

Toned, hairy-chested Peter more recently

by Anonymousreply 12408/03/2013

Craig Bierko

Nathan Fillion

by Anonymousreply 12508/03/2013

[quote]If you follow Greg Grunberg on Twitter, he has quite a lot of gay followers, including some bear fans. He's always been very cool and supportive towards them.

[quote]Greg Grunberg @greggrunberg: When my kids farts they all either yell "Bear!" or "No Bear!" Summer camp thing. Funny, I hear the same thing when I walk past a gay bar. 8/15/13, 7:53 PM

by Anonymousreply 12608/16/2013

Roadtrip to Patrick Warburton's house. I'm not diabetic, but I do eat oatmeal, so........... Wilford Brimley.

by Anonymousreply 12708/16/2013

bump for bears

by Anonymousreply 12808/16/2013

Andy Cohen

by Anonymousreply 12908/17/2013

Is Mark Ruffalo considered fat by DL standards? I would do him six ways to Sunday.

by Anonymousreply 13008/17/2013

If the fat guy is very clean and his ass is very round, it can be a sexy experience.

by Anonymousreply 13108/17/2013

A young Philip Seymour Hoffman.

by Anonymousreply 13208/17/2013

Yes R130, he has definitely gotten swollen as he aged.

by Anonymousreply 13308/17/2013

I's like to cause Mark Ruffalo to swell.

by Anonymousreply 13408/17/2013

Even fat as he is these days, Sam Champion still does it for me.

by Anonymousreply 13508/21/2013

He's not fat, just tall and husky, but I would SO totally do The Cooking Channel's Patrick Connolly.

by Anonymousreply 13608/21/2013

Robin Thicke

by Anonymousreply 13708/26/2013

UK comedian Phill Jupitus could bang me like a borrowed drum kit.

by Anonymousreply 13808/26/2013

Wentworth Miller

by Anonymousreply 13908/26/2013

Alt-country singer Patterson Hood.

by Anonymousreply 14008/26/2013

Wow @ a gone to seed Tom Welling. This just shows that many stars like to ditch the working out when they're not on camera. Channing Tatum is the same. Yet oddly they're damn good at the working out when required. It's strange they'd stop taking care of themselves though. Is working out that bad and easy to leave your routine?

I can't think of any, but those a little overweight with average bodies are preferable to the six pack look which I was never into.

by Anonymousreply 14108/26/2013

Actually R139, there was a time when...

by Anonymousreply 14208/26/2013

Robin Thicke

by Anonymousreply 14308/26/2013

This dude (NSFW)

by Anonymousreply 14408/26/2013

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 14508/26/2013

This guy!

by Anonymousreply 14608/26/2013

Cheyenne Jackson

by Anonymousreply 14709/03/2013

jack black

by Anonymousreply 14806/14/2014

OP, I'd love to see you do Belushi and Gandolfini

by Anonymousreply 14906/14/2014
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