The Hottest Bad Boys Behind Bars (Sexy Mugshots Part 2)

Ill have me this one!

look at those eyes

why is this guy shirtless?

What happened to the first thread?

Thankfully, no reference to "mussy."

[r4] Which thread are you talking about?

R6, given that part of this thread's title is "Sexy Mugshots Part 2", I was referring to Part 1 which was not even close to the 600 post limit.

Im claiming this one

lord have mercy, lick

I'm pretty damn goodlooking cuz I find almost all of them unattractive. The one with two mug shots is cute while hes young. the one near the bottom is ok. otherwise all dumps.

Here is the link to the original thread, R4.

O M G. I went to high school with this guy, i always had the biggest crush on him too. so funny

Id do this boy, more than once

CILF = CONVICT I'D LIKE to FUCK

Mr. "Wrongfully Convicted" will find a very limited future job market, I'm afraid.

seriously, who the fuck would tattoo their face. I have a co-worker who has a huge ass tattoo on his neck. WTF

LMAO I wonder if that tattoo is real though

Remember Gentleman. For your safety remember to send each convict to me for evaluation before letting them fuck you.

Haha no they are all mine

CILF

The ones in the first thread were far better looking.

Goddamn right, R21.

Ill teach this one a lesson

how do you choose just one?

What kind of outfit is that R20 is wearing, a brown T-shirt dickey?

#2 is my fave

What's thus guy's skin color?

Looks like a white boy to me

I'm not asking about his race or ethnicity but rather his literal skin color.

Looks like that guys wearing some kinda hunting outfit i think

Dang, that made my mornin

I'm not sure this thread shares fans from the Downton Abbey thread, but for those who are familiar with both threads, doesn't CILF Chris at r22 look an awful lot like Thomas the Gay Footman with a bad haircut?

Not even a little bit, R32. Did you refer to the right one @ R22?

R32 While Chrimey Chris is infinitely better looking, I can kind of see a family resemblance with Thomas. I kind of have to squint to make it work just right, but I can see what you're talking about.

[R22] resembles my future boyfriend...god damn

Chace Crawford is supposedly gay?? Does anyone know if he's come out yet?

Anyone know if he came out already?

I think he's still in the 'closet'

yum

I bet most were arrested for an alcohol or marijuana related crime

Petty crimes will be the best population in our private prisons. Once we rewrite the laws to allow prison slave labor we will own the human race.

I hope they don't land themselves in jail one day... Just think about what would happen to them.

R40 The guy in R39 was deported to his home country of Lithuania after beating someone to death with a bicycle lock in Illinois.

WTF, those lituanians!

R23 is the hottest so far. Those eyes and lips. Too hot. Why isn't he famous? He's hell of a lot hotter than Bradley Cooper.

I agree with [R45] way hott

The guy at R43 is hot.

I third that opinion

I think they are all kinda hot actually

I need more of these!

Troublemaker!

R51, that's a fake of Prince. That's actually an early promo shot.

I remember that prince picture haha. My favorite is the second guy, yum

I once blew a guy in jail, he was kinda thuggish looking but boy did he have a big plumper

I want to share a bunk with this handsome cagemeat!

R55 another domestic violation... Btw I don't think he's white...

Where do you find these guys

R57, read the title. Behind bars.

I wonder if my mugshot will show up next haha. Was arrested a year ago

for what r59? are you hot??!

R57, here:

lol

I just browsed through my home state's mugshots, and found this guy.

I like this guy.

And this guy

And him.

And this one

Wonder if he's got Chord Overstreet's body, too.

I hope he didn't have to stay too long. Too pretty and too prissy for an extended stay.

another from the cute crew

oh so cute

At least there's some colored guys in R61s post. It will make the make black happen now people happy.

He loves me and says when he gets out we're gonna get married.

You know who this is!

R74 I know his name is Thomas Bell, but who is Thomas Bell? Some Sean Casey model?

R75....Jeff from Corbin Fisher.

This made my day ;)

Xanax?! Well, at least he's patriotic.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

20 and 68 must have nice pink smooth holes.

Cody Roon is hot

I'm amazed how gorgeous so many of these guys are, plus how beautifully the camera operator brings it out, especially the eyes.

A lot, most, of them are southerners who seem not even to be aware how hot they are.

Mixed Asian stud? WTF

Joran van der Sloot

Only if you like a micropenis, R84. That might be what pushed him over the edge. I remember reading back when Holloway was all over the news that as a young boy he had been bullied a lot. Then he got tall as shit and big and turned the tables. There was a story that he made some boy get naked and put a dog leash on him and he and his buddies kept him that way all night at some party. I wonder how his two younger brothers turned out, though? They've got to be of age by now.

what is up with the dude in the OP's link with the shaved eyebrows? Is that a thing? What does it even say? the cursive writing was so "fancy" I couldn't make it out.

Hi, Yellow Skin Troll @27, miss ya hon.

This thread is useless without Mamma and her mussy.

Joran and his teeny weinie.

R89 He looks like a "brah."

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Ada County is sometimes a rewarding stop on a mugshot search. You won't find many 10's, but some "with a little work" might satisfy your thug yearnings.

Meh

Jeremy Meeks is certainly the most famous and beloved.

post Jeremy Meeks erea.

Cutie on the left accused of extortion!

He's not cute, but hot

I've located and downloaded my own collection, and it includes a lot of these same guys and many more. What I want to know is how they got the pictures to be so high quality.

In case you're ever looking on your own, Idaho is the best.

100

My collection is better and growing every day. I have all the hottest of these guys and many more. (There are a LOT of jails in the US of A!) But I still don't know how they get these high-quality photographs. Mine are mostly bad.

Pics only

There's a lot of inbreeding going on there - I don't mean incest or marrying first cousins.

I mean the result of a relatively small gene pool of people all from a similar ethnic background.

more pics

O.M.G. That is me.

He does not belong in jail

Lose the goatee.

That's a lot of white guys

Could I have this one wrapped up to go? Thanks.

Sorry, my R106 should be this URL

update, dudes

Mama's mussy screamed and tore from her body. It was last seen running down Burnt Store Road in Cape Coral.

Sergio Zuniga-Mayorga,

R113 was arrested for being downright ugly.

R113 is very hot

R113 got my mussy hotter and wetter than a burrito mojado!

Myles Wright

Gay-for-pay adult film actor Cameron Diggs (aka Timothy Harper)