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Rand Paul's bizarre hair

Now we know why:

[quote]Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul's hair has been the subject of frequent speculation, but we can officially put the rumors to rest. Paul recently confirmed to Business Insider that he cuts his own hair. Sources close to Paul also confirm that his hair is his own, and not a hairpiece, as is often speculated.

Good job, Business Insider!

by Anonymousreply 3904/26/2015

He was so disrespectful to HRC, I will never respect him or his ugly hair.

by Anonymousreply 102/07/2013

Insanity is inherited

by Anonymousreply 202/07/2013

Ratty Korean wig alert!

by Anonymousreply 302/07/2013

The white nationalist look. HATE.IT.

by Anonymousreply 502/07/2013

The Pauls all appear to have had FAS, from their hobbit-like patriarch on down.

by Anonymousreply 702/07/2013

Then run your fingers through it, pull it...cut it...

by Anonymousreply 903/10/2015

His hair is far less bizarre than his belief system.

by Anonymousreply 1003/10/2015

It's actually a perfect complement to his beady rat raisined eyes.

by Anonymousreply 1103/11/2015


by Anonymousreply 1203/11/2015

Rand Paul has beautiful luscious locks of 100% natural hair and a top drawer well-thought out sincere intellectual political beliefs that would blast America into the stratosphere of success and prosperity if implemented

by Anonymousreply 1303/11/2015

You should see his butt hair!

Well, actually, there's no difference.

by Anonymousreply 1403/11/2015

Wonder if he's ever had the gay sex? You know, where the man go up into the man?

by Anonymousreply 1503/11/2015

Cutting one's own hair is a major red flag regardless of politics. Only crazy people do that. In fact, isn't staring in the mirror and cutting your own hair movie shorthand for crazy?

by Anonymousreply 1603/11/2015

Aqua Buddah for Prez !!!

by Anonymousreply 1703/11/2015

I believe he uses the Flowbee...

by Anonymousreply 1803/11/2015

Why would anyone with a great head of hair try to cut it themselves?

by Anonymousreply 1903/11/2015

It does look like a rug.

by Anonymousreply 2003/11/2015

"Cutting one's own hair is a major red flag regardless of politics. Only crazy people do that. In fact, isn't staring in the mirror and cutting your own hair movie shorthand for crazy?"

What're you talkin' 'bout, r16? Lots of folks cut off their own hair in real life, too!

by Anonymousreply 2103/11/2015

I don't trust anyone who does their own hair. I don't think it's natural.

by Anonymousreply 2203/11/2015

It is cleary a toupee.

by Anonymousreply 2303/11/2015

It sucks as it cuts!

by Anonymousreply 2403/11/2015

His hair looks ridiculous!

by Anonymousreply 2503/12/2015

Yeah, that's his real hair - oh and he also writes his own speeches too. Oh, and he's actually been accredited by a legitimate accrediting body to practice optometry, oh and he's definitely not a Republican, he's a very progressive Libertarian...

by Anonymousreply 2603/12/2015

Stephen Colbert once called him "Kentucky senator and home-perm cautionary tale..."

by Anonymousreply 2703/12/2015

I can't believe this thread was resurrected. I started it two years ago!

by Anonymousreply 2803/12/2015

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 2903/13/2015

It always looks wet and it's only curly on the top. Looks like he must have imprinted on Lionel Richie when he was at an impressionable age.

by Anonymousreply 3004/07/2015

Jheri curl?

by Anonymousreply 3104/07/2015

It's pretty gross looking.

I cut my own hair, but I have always kept a buzzed look, and it's all one length (2 or 3). I can't imagine trying to cut my own hair if it was Paul's length. Yikes.

Other problem: even if he could fade it properly and keep that length, he doesn't know how the fuck to style it. It looks like a 12 year old boy just getting out of bed.

by Anonymousreply 3204/07/2015

He wears one of the worst toupees in government.

by Anonymousreply 3304/07/2015

Every word out of that little weasel's mouth is a lie, up to and including "a", "and" and "the".

by Anonymousreply 3404/07/2015

He does not have Presidential hair.

by Anonymousreply 3504/07/2015

He does not have humanoid hair.

by Anonymousreply 3604/07/2015

Lookit all the Commie trolls.

by Anonymousreply 3704/12/2015

It's 2015. Rand Paul?

Jesus man, ...what a human will say & do?

Or is he really that Damn dumb.

He is a picture of what's wrong with Amercan culture.

Yet even CHARLIE MANSON has a following.

All you need is, exposiour SAD...

America is a great country, that has some painful, shameful past BUT, some of us know some of us don't.

RAND PAUL, needs to get a real job.

Work. Not CON, the hateful, ignorant that voted a guy like little george B, into a powerful office. PLEASE. Please let's learn.

by Anonymousreply 3804/26/2015

He looks better than homely Hillary.

by Anonymousreply 3904/26/2015
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