Rand Paul's bizarre hair

He was so disrespectful to HRC, I will never respect him or his ugly hair.

Insanity is inherited

Ratty Korean wig alert!

Cheap haircut or cheap rug? There was someone on a thread about Afflec's toupee who worked in the hair replacement industry who said it's not possible to tell unless his hairline is revealed...

The white nationalist look. HATE.IT.

maybe he thinks barbers are socialists.

next step, a bunker in the woods.

The Pauls all appear to have had FAS, from their hobbit-like patriarch on down.

What a bunch of absolutely ignorant pseudo communists here. Go to those countries you admire so and live there....please. Europe and the Middle East awaits, China welcomes you with open gulags. Go now. Air fares have never been better.

Then run your fingers through it, pull it...cut it...

His hair is far less bizarre than his belief system.

It's actually a perfect complement to his beady rat raisined eyes.

Aynmateur.

Rand Paul has beautiful luscious locks of 100% natural hair and a top drawer well-thought out sincere intellectual political beliefs that would blast America into the stratosphere of success and prosperity if implemented

You should see his butt hair!

Well, actually, there's no difference.

Wonder if he's ever had the gay sex? You know, where the man go up into the man?

Cutting one's own hair is a major red flag regardless of politics. Only crazy people do that. In fact, isn't staring in the mirror and cutting your own hair movie shorthand for crazy?

Aqua Buddah for Prez !!!

I believe he uses the Flowbee...

Why would anyone with a great head of hair try to cut it themselves?

It does look like a rug.

"Cutting one's own hair is a major red flag regardless of politics. Only crazy people do that. In fact, isn't staring in the mirror and cutting your own hair movie shorthand for crazy?"

What're you talkin' 'bout, r16? Lots of folks cut off their own hair in real life, too!

I don't trust anyone who does their own hair. I don't think it's natural.

It is cleary a toupee.

It sucks as it cuts!

His hair looks ridiculous!

Yeah, that's his real hair - oh and he also writes his own speeches too. Oh, and he's actually been accredited by a legitimate accrediting body to practice optometry, oh and he's definitely not a Republican, he's a very progressive Libertarian...

Stephen Colbert once called him "Kentucky senator and home-perm cautionary tale..."

I can't believe this thread was resurrected. I started it two years ago!

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? You might want to stop talking to it.]

It always looks wet and it's only curly on the top. Looks like he must have imprinted on Lionel Richie when he was at an impressionable age.

Jheri curl?

It's pretty gross looking.

I cut my own hair, but I have always kept a buzzed look, and it's all one length (2 or 3). I can't imagine trying to cut my own hair if it was Paul's length. Yikes.

Other problem: even if he could fade it properly and keep that length, he doesn't know how the fuck to style it. It looks like a 12 year old boy just getting out of bed.

He wears one of the worst toupees in government.

Every word out of that little weasel's mouth is a lie, up to and including "a", "and" and "the".

He does not have Presidential hair.

He does not have humanoid hair.

Lookit all the Commie trolls.

It's 2015. Rand Paul?

Jesus man, ...what a human will say & do?

Or is he really that Damn dumb.

He is a picture of what's wrong with Amercan culture.

Yet even CHARLIE MANSON has a following.

All you need is, exposiour SAD...

America is a great country, that has some painful, shameful past BUT, some of us know some of us don't.

RAND PAUL, needs to get a real job.

Work. Not CON, the hateful, ignorant that voted a guy like little george B, into a powerful office. PLEASE. Please let's learn.

He looks better than homely Hillary.

That's a wig!

Correction: that’s a cheap WIG!

I'm always suspect when it's curly...hides the receding hairline more. You know what I mean?

There is an entire hamlet near the DMZ that is full of little bald girls because of him!

Watching him on Face the Nation. It's a toupee right? It's medium brown on the curly top and salt and pepper on the sides.

Clearly it is a wiglet, but it is better than Hair Furor’s look. Ugh.

its what is under his hair that concerns me. He has got to be the most contrary person on the planet. He drove an otherwise sane 50 s something next door neighbor upright citizen doctor to beat teh shit out of him. He inherited his nut genes from his cuckoo father. It is really a form of mental illness.

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You should be banned for offering up that visual, lol.

Hook him up to a polygraph machine.

Trump on Paul's look.