Does anyone here own a rimseat?

This is inappropriate for Christmas Day!

R1. I beg your pardon. Someone may have received a rimseat for Christmas. So, it's actually quite appropriate.

When our Eames chairs broke down, Fernando and I had them redone as a rimseat for our semi-annual ass off orgies. Olivier of Boca made them. We show select scenes from Oz on our large screen tv and invite only the hottest boys in Wilton Manors over. We usually play Depeche Mode. Anyone interested should check on our listings on craigslist. Of course we request a $15 payment to defray cost of refreshments and breath mints.

If you are at the point in your life where you are spending money on something like that, you've got some serious fucking problems.

R4. Don't knock it til you've tried it.

If you are at the point in your life where you own something like that, I say: It's about time!

Here's a shocker, R4: Sex is meant to be enjoyed

I love it!

Next step, scat play. Right? That's the reality here.

It's a slippery slope!

Can someone post a picture of a "rimseat?"

I know you were hoping, troll at R8, but they have nothing to do with each other.

I get so many offers from guys with rimseats, they all want to eat my ass. You probably would too, OP.

Here's a demo, R10.

Should I say it? NSFW

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[quote]some deviant forms of sex should be outlawed.

That's exactly the thinking of the fundies who want all m2m sex to be outlawed again. If you get enough Rethugs in Congress, you'll get your wish and more, r14.

R14 probably gave her one and only hand job while wearing her marigolds.

R4. Other then the actual sexual position and deciding that's how you want to enjoy sex, what's the difference between having your ass eaten out sitting on a rim chair or having your ass eaten laying on a bed with your legs in the air?

Outta here...

What, pray tell, are "bells and whistles" on a rim chair?

I've only encountered one in real life. It had the look of a homemade toy. Is there some business who really makes them for sale? Link please.

The person I knew who had one, on his second visit asked me to join him in scat play.

While I get the total debasement and taboo elements in all odd sex activity, scat just stinks.

"what's the difference between having your ass eaten out sitting on a rim chair or having your ass eaten laying on a bed with your legs in the air?"

It's a time saver, allowing you to snack, read, or chat on the phone. You could even be getting a manicure while you squat.

R19, the high-end chairs contain springs and are appreciated by both the rimmer and the rimmee. They also have features where you can lengthen or shorten the height of the legs on the chair.

The high-end chairs also have an iPod port and speakers to play your favorite rim tunes.

I got Anderson one for Christmas. He loves it and has already sat on it 3 times today. He squealed like a little girl.

The whole idea has me moist as a snack cake down there.

[quote]He squealed like a little girl.

Did he giggle, too?

he DID

R11, see link.

"It is also used in scat play."

Plain old inner tubes are much better than fancy rim seats. inner tubes keep your next cleaning and aRe very comfortable or the rimee.

[quote]What, pray tell, are "bells and whistles" on a rim chair?

Seatbelts? Bidet attachment? Built-in air purifier?

[quote]This is inappropriate for Christmas Day!

How do you know Santa isn't sitting on one while he's got those brats in his lap? There's probably an elf underneath tonguing his white-haired hole.

No I have seen them in porn and some would have springs on them. These were vanilla gay and hetero porns so I would just go past the rimming parts since I don't get turned on by it or do it.

The website fort troff sells stuff like that and enema devices.

These are some of the reasons people think gay guys are creepy, hypersexual and nasty. Rimseats? Really? It looks like a toilet seat - what are you supposed to do, shit in the persons mouth?

Deviant.

R33 Oh, if you only knew where those pearls have been!

No we're not perverted.

That rimming video would have been hotter if the guys hole wasn't a blown out wreck.

Last night our husband sat on our face.

Discuss.

Here's a rim seat. Nastibear owns it!

The (w)hole idea of rimming just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Yuck.

Does kirker still have that used rimseat business down in Texas?

Based on many of the comments in the "Guys Presenting Their Holes" thread you'd think there'd be more of a market for this.

Does a rimseat allow you to better felch and/or lick all the ass cheese from the rimmee's bottom? Or is it easier just to kneel and rim your partner that way?

No, I don't own a rimseat. I just eat shit right out of the toilet. Ewwwwww.

[quote]Based on many of the comments in the "Guys Presenting Their Holes" thread you'd think there'd be more of a market for this.

Maybe they need to rename them and market them as "Hole Presenting Chairs".

I don't own one as I'm not into rimming at all but I saw two that were on sale on ebay.

I have one.

It's the new iRim from Apple!

How unsanitary!

The glass coffee table is the dental dam of heinie work!

That was me at R48. Sorry for not signing - Maggie was doing a Cossack Dance on the table and those squats were starting to get productive.

San Francisco and Peninsula I own a rim chair

so gross!

turd burglars!

This. Is. Not. Right.

It be such a great Chrimbo present 4 me..completely appropriate. Santa would want us to celebrate our lovely hairy ass's

Brought this old thread back to life because I want to buy one. Looking for a 2nd hand rim seat to buy, let's talk if you have one, I'll pay postage

What exactly does one do with a rimseat?

Yum

I remember my nona had one when I was a kid, I begged my mother for one. I had a great uncle that had a douche nozzle before I even knew what it was. My parents ended up installing one when we did a bathroom remodel, each of us kids had an attachment for our own use. I haven't used one in years, Metamucil works just fine these days.