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Flashing or fucking the UPS Guy

After reading all the related threads this will soon be revealed as an urban myth or reality. A very hot friend just got a job as a UPS delivery man and has promised to report back. I will keep you updated...

Has anyone really had the UPS guy? Do you drop your towel or is a simple "Yumm" sufficient?

by Anonymousreply 6006/05/2015

My story is not the CLASSIC fantasy but it IS true.

I was 26 and had recently moved to Nashville. Partly because of my Pentecostal upbringing I was relatively sexually inexperienced; in fact I was still a virgin prior to me relocating. As I was still not ready to admit to the world I was gay I made some questionable choices in my pursuit of sexual connection and affirmation. But I don't regret it.

There was a seedy,partially derelict industrial area near my workplace where I would periodically see cars parked...even at odd hours. Intrigued, I ventured in one night after work and it soon became apparent that men(many of them "straight" and probably married) were cruising for anonymous sex.

On this particular evening I decided to park and wait to see what developed. That's when I met him. I had been sitting there about 15 minutes when a small pickup pulled up alongside me. The man inside was probably mid-thirties with short hair and a cute,relatable face not unlike the guy pictured at the link I've enclosed. The attraction was immediate and after some cursory conversation I was soon following him to a remote warehouse location away from any area the police might be patrolling.

Behind the warehouse we both got out and walked to the front of his truck...he was taller than I,about 6'3 with a rangy athletic build. Seated in the truck earlier I couldn't make out what he was wearing but now I recognized immediately the familiar brown uniform of shorts,black belt and short sleeve shirt with the UPS insignia. I felt my excitement level rise even higher as I slowly unfastened the shirt and slid it off his shoulders, revealing a taut, tanned chest dusted with just enough dark, velvety hair. We kissed.

After a while he backed up from me,unbuckled his belt and slowly stepped out of his shorts...revealing his already fully erect penis. I quickly did the same and we started kissing again furiously as we laid ourselves on the hood of his truck. I remember how my bare ass felt on the warm metal and how,despite the isolated location,risky it seemed and WAS as we swallowed each others stiff cocks in a passionate 69 until we both shot voluminous,satisfying loads all over his truck and each other.

I never saw him again and I don't remember his name but he'll live in my memory until I die.

by Anonymousreply 811/30/2012

R8 from which gay mag did you copy your story ?

by Anonymousreply 911/30/2012

OP + R8 = dumb shit

by Anonymousreply 1011/30/2012

You are a whore, darlin.

by Anonymousreply 1111/30/2012

I know it sounds like total bullshit but I swear on my mother's LIFE it's true.

by Anonymousreply 1211/30/2012

R8.

I'm gratified to know you think my description of the experience sounds like a magazine story.

Maybe I should pursue a new career!

by Anonymousreply 1311/30/2012

You're a sad little lesbian R8 R12 R13, it's time to drink the koolaid.

by Anonymousreply 1411/30/2012

I sucked off a FedEx driver in a men's room in Harwichport, MA about 20 years ago. I remember the blue uniform and remember wishing it was the brown UPS one!

by Anonymousreply 1511/30/2012

[quote]You are a whore, darlin.

Did people at DL fall all over themselves laughing the first time this was ever posted? Is that why it keeps coming back?

by Anonymousreply 1711/30/2012

r7, He's a muscular, Italian-American with Baseball Biceps. Which is why guys on the route had woodies for him.

by Anonymousreply 1811/30/2012

Played with my UPS man for years, he made a delivery the first time and many after that

by Anonymousreply 1911/30/2012

My UPS guy is fucking ugly. I mean he looks like Larry King on a bad day. Then one day he must have been on vacation because this stunningly beautiful man made the deliveries. I was honestly so stunned by this man's beauty that I couldn't even speak. I regret not propositioning the guy, but I was really stunned by the handsome prince at my door rather than the ogre. The man delivered my Amazon package and said "Happy reading!" I will always regret being so tongue tied as to not say anything.

by Anonymousreply 2011/30/2012

This dude is that dude.

by Anonymousreply 2112/01/2012

r8 -- I also live in Nashville, and can't for the life of me think of any industrial area where men might meet for anonymous sex. Pray tell, where? I live off West End, btw.

by Anonymousreply 2212/01/2012

The area where Connection used to be?

by Anonymousreply 2312/01/2012

Quite the 50 Shades of Gay moment at r8.

by Anonymousreply 2612/01/2012

My married neighbor was a UPS driver. I used to suck him off regularly. Only after his shift and I just loved the rank smells. Yes, I am into that. It was heaven 2 to 3 times a week. Unfortunatly he moved.

by Anonymousreply 2712/01/2012

I'm having trouble working out the mechanics of 69'ing on top of a truck, R8. Sounds painful.

by Anonymousreply 2812/01/2012

R22

I know it all sounds dubious but this went down in the Thompson Lane/ Nolensville Rd. area. I think the warehouse we ended up at was across the street from the Tenn. National Guard armory. I remember army transit vehicles parked there.

This was 12 years ago and at the time the area was very cruisy...I'm sure things have changed a bit.

by Anonymousreply 2912/05/2012

At one point when my partner was between jobs he took a temp position with UPS. He was initially hired to be one of 'ride along' folks to assist the driver with the heavy load of December packages. But he did well on the test-drive on interview day, and he got his own package car (the internal term for the trucks). He also got 3 sets of uniforms (including the shorts) in the 8 months he was with the company. He had a 'regular' shift -- meeting the plane at Dulles at 5am and delivering the 'early am' packages (guaranteed delivery before 10:30am). He would be back home around 11am done with work for the day.

It's been 10 years since he had that temp job, but the uniforms still fit. They make for great fun (and he has also worn them to uniform night at the Eagle).

So yes, I have fucked the UPS man repeatly - in multiple positions and in multiple locations.

by Anonymousreply 3112/07/2012

R8, you forgot to mention his "come hither" look in his eyes and also neglected to talk about his "throbbing manhood"

by Anonymousreply 3212/07/2012

I wish people were a little more forgiving of the things that sound too good to be true - we all have that one story that nobody would believe, or which sounds so cliche that it's almost embarrassing to tell. I used to suck off the high school jock every day after school - it was amazingly hot but sounds as made up as can be.

by Anonymousreply 3312/07/2012

I've always tried to make my sexual encounters play as if they COULD be from a story!

by Anonymousreply 3412/07/2012

I used to flirt with our UPS man. He was black and abrupt and I'm biracial. He knew I was gay because my partner and I get a lot of packages. One time two years ago it was winter and Christmas time and the deliveries were late. He was all wet in the rain but still wearing shorts and I told him I could dry him off. He looked at me and said in a quick voice that he had something else for me but he needed help with it. He turned and went to the truck and turned back to me. I almost fell over running out. He let me into the truck. Hurry, he said. I know it's the big rule never to let anyone on the trucks. And in the back he pulled it out and I jerked him off. It only took about three minutes but it was hot hot hot. He didn't want me to blow him. He said he was married and it wasn't cool. I guess that's where his vows kicked in. Anyway, he said "Good." That's it. So I said "See ya" and headed back to the house, where I had left the door open.

I told my partner when he got home and he thought I was making it up. I showed him my wet clothes and muddy shoes. (We're open.) And the driver never showed a sign of anything after that. I guess it was my one shot. I did love it, though. I'm the sort that nothing ever happens to.

by Anonymousreply 3512/07/2012

I worked at part of the UPS Christmas team a couple of years ago. We had large buildings in NY. A lot of packages were left with doormen, but in many cases we went to the door.

I never had sex with anyone but a LOT of guys would answer the door in their underwear, gay ones with hopeful look and straight ones who did not give a fuck.

I saw a few towels accidentally (on purpose) dropped.

by Anonymousreply 3612/07/2012

My friend's son was a UPS driver for a while before he went in the Navy in his early-20s. He's a compact, short guy with a gymnast body and a great smile. EVERYBODY has always drifted towards him since he was a child.

The kid's straight and never noticed any guys hitting on him, but there were a lot of stories of women answering their doors wrapped in towels, of robes slipping open and breasts being bared. He never took advantage, since UPS needs about every second of their day accounted for.

by Anonymousreply 3712/07/2012

I havent had sex with this guy so its a little OT, but there is a UPS guy that double-parks his truck on East 73rd and 1st in the afternoons, he's got a macho, butch looking body and looks great in his uniform. From the neck up he screams Mary though. Frosted tips, blown-out to the side like a fading 80's gay porn star, complete with gold hoop earrings in both ears (like George Michael!) and plumber chain necklace. The sad thing is that in the 8 years I've seen him unloading his truck, he has aged rapidly, it's so obvious he's fighting to keep a youthful look despite his late 40's age. Maybe because he goes to the tanning salon, it might have ruined his skin.

by Anonymousreply 3812/07/2012

I've never seen one I'd want to have sex with.

by Anonymousreply 3912/07/2012

I have a butch female UPS guy. She's married to a man though.

by Anonymousreply 4012/07/2012

Never saw a UPS truck with a hood you could lay on...they are all big blunt square things here in jersey!

by Anonymousreply 4112/07/2012

more like Fifty Shades of Brown

by Anonymousreply 4212/08/2012

one of my girlfriends had the UPS driver's baby. he still doesn't know he's a daddy.

by Anonymousreply 4312/08/2012

There was a straight blond guy, Mikhail from the North Shore, driving in the Hamptons a while ago that drove me crazy. I always wanted to ask the gay shop; owners if he ever played. Never did find anything out. He moved on. At the rest area a UPS truck would park after dark and in the back, light on, a short guy would busily mess around with the packages. He'd talk to anybody approaching the truck asking him dumb questions. I made out with him twice. He was ordinary, but he was there. He hasn't been around for a while now. Out near the County Center two summers ago there was a FedEx van around, a short Italian looker driving it. He was a player, would make eyes with you, then drove off. I'd follow. We'd go up some dirt road and when I got out and went to his van he'd be in the back on his knees with his clothes off. It was always quick, but very hot.

by Anonymousreply 4412/08/2012

UPS vans all over the place this week. Thus far, none of the drivers are attractive. It's like wrinkle city.

by Anonymousreply 4512/10/2012

It is still early R45.

by Anonymousreply 4612/14/2012

Well I do know that my UPS driver in Harrisburg PA had a partner; and who I have seen out. I use to have a lot of stuff shipped out and delivered to my place; because of a small business online business I was in. He had gotten switched to my route; and I had fantasize of pleasing both him and his partner. He delivered one day early; and I was horny as hell. He was about 5'10 muscular with a bald head and mustache. He also was a very hairy man. Well as I said I was horny and he was at my door; so I jokingly asked if he wanted a foot massage. He said "SURE". I actually was shocked; but I invited him in and I removed his boots. I kept his socks on because I have a big sock fetish. I was rubbing them; he asked me to lay on the floor, so I did. As I rubbed the one he rubbed the other on my face. I started licking it, sniffing it and soon chewing on the sock. He had me pull his sock off with my teeth and lick his feet, suck on his toes. We both enjoyed it; and I did it quite a few times after. Though I never got to service his partner.

by Anonymousreply 4701/18/2015

[quote{His name was Jay, said he got my phone number from a bathroom wall.

That's beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 4801/18/2015

The UPS man's day is hard enough without his having to see you flash your sweaty panus folds at him.

by Anonymousreply 5001/18/2015

I don't know what a panus fold is but it sounds funny and definitely cause for empathy.

by Anonymousreply 5101/18/2015

I finally have a hot UPS guy. I've invited everyone I know to UPS me envelopes, empty boxes, anything. He could hardly be cuter.

by Anonymousreply 5201/18/2015

This is OP and his pannus

by Anonymousreply 5301/18/2015

R53, in a thread about hot UPS guys, you post THAT?

by Anonymousreply 5401/18/2015

R52, the next time you see him, you should just ask him for a date! I mean just go for it. What have you got to lose? Maybe he thinks you're cute, too.

by Anonymousreply 5501/18/2015

Aren't UPS drivers under strict schedules with tons of packages they have to deliver on schedule?

The idea of them stopping in the middle of their shift for sex is just a porn fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 5601/18/2015

T

by Anonymousreply 5701/18/2015

Exactly right, r56.

by Anonymousreply 5801/18/2015

I get so rock hard just from the UPS truck pulling up in the driveway. He is a bald man, probably about 6 feet tall, and he just oozes sexiness! I still want to hook up with him, though I get nervous when it comes to actually following through.

by Anonymousreply 5906/05/2015

R56 & R58 must be lousy at oral. Most guys only take about 3 minutes to get off when getting blown.

by Anonymousreply 6006/05/2015
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