Flashing or fucking the UPS Guy

A friend worked out of the Houston Street UPS depot. Co-workers were homophobes so he kept his business to himself. Never accepted invitations of blow jobs from customers. After quitting he did come out to gay business owners on his route.

I used to do the FED EX guy in his truck. He would call me and ask me if I wanted some dick. He was pretty agressive, big, muscular and hairy with a beer can cock. I would find him parked where he said, park nearby and approach his truck. He never said much, motioned me into the back and pushed me to the floor as he pulled his pants down. He would cum on my face and then nearly push me out of the truck. One time he turned his beautiful hairy man ass to my face and ordered me to suck his ass before coming on my face. His name was Jay, said he got my phone number from a bathroom wall.I don't know how he really got my phone number. He also told me that he was not gay and had never done anything like this before. He had called and hung up a few times before he ever spoke. I knew it was from the FED EX office because of caller ID.

Not so fast, R1. So you're saying he did get invitations for blow jobs from customers? We definitely more details.

R2, I LOVE your story! But you should have stopped before the last two sentences. The drivers spend zero time in the Fed Ex office. Umm, they're in a truck...

Another example of where fantasy trolls don't know when to shut up!

[R4]

Umm, the truck is loaded everyday at the FED EX warehouse, the only office they have where I live. I used to ship daily at UPS and every driver wast here every morning to load the trucks.

r1 here. His route was in the Village and he was propositioned, but always politely declined. He needed the job and believes "you don't shit where you eat." After he left UPS in 1990 saw some of his former customers while walking in the area, chatted with them, but by then he had a partner.

Our UPS guy is a lesbian.

My story is not the CLASSIC fantasy but it IS true.

I was 26 and had recently moved to Nashville. Partly because of my Pentecostal upbringing I was relatively sexually inexperienced; in fact I was still a virgin prior to me relocating. As I was still not ready to admit to the world I was gay I made some questionable choices in my pursuit of sexual connection and affirmation. But I don't regret it.

There was a seedy,partially derelict industrial area near my workplace where I would periodically see cars parked...even at odd hours. Intrigued, I ventured in one night after work and it soon became apparent that men(many of them "straight" and probably married) were cruising for anonymous sex.

On this particular evening I decided to park and wait to see what developed. That's when I met him. I had been sitting there about 15 minutes when a small pickup pulled up alongside me. The man inside was probably mid-thirties with short hair and a cute,relatable face not unlike the guy pictured at the link I've enclosed. The attraction was immediate and after some cursory conversation I was soon following him to a remote warehouse location away from any area the police might be patrolling.

Behind the warehouse we both got out and walked to the front of his truck...he was taller than I,about 6'3 with a rangy athletic build. Seated in the truck earlier I couldn't make out what he was wearing but now I recognized immediately the familiar brown uniform of shorts,black belt and short sleeve shirt with the UPS insignia. I felt my excitement level rise even higher as I slowly unfastened the shirt and slid it off his shoulders, revealing a taut, tanned chest dusted with just enough dark, velvety hair. We kissed.

After a while he backed up from me,unbuckled his belt and slowly stepped out of his shorts...revealing his already fully erect penis. I quickly did the same and we started kissing again furiously as we laid ourselves on the hood of his truck. I remember how my bare ass felt on the warm metal and how,despite the isolated location,risky it seemed and WAS as we swallowed each others stiff cocks in a passionate 69 until we both shot voluminous,satisfying loads all over his truck and each other.

I never saw him again and I don't remember his name but he'll live in my memory until I die.

R8 from which gay mag did you copy your story ?

OP + R8 = dumb shit

You are a whore, darlin.

I know it sounds like total bullshit but I swear on my mother's LIFE it's true.

R8.

I'm gratified to know you think my description of the experience sounds like a magazine story.

Maybe I should pursue a new career!

You're a sad little lesbian R8 R12 R13, it's time to drink the koolaid.

I sucked off a FedEx driver in a men's room in Harwichport, MA about 20 years ago. I remember the blue uniform and remember wishing it was the brown UPS one!

R8

Fake or not it's a hot story!

[quote]You are a whore, darlin.

Did people at DL fall all over themselves laughing the first time this was ever posted? Is that why it keeps coming back?

r7, He's a muscular, Italian-American with Baseball Biceps. Which is why guys on the route had woodies for him.

Played with my UPS man for years, he made a delivery the first time and many after that

My UPS guy is fucking ugly. I mean he looks like Larry King on a bad day. Then one day he must have been on vacation because this stunningly beautiful man made the deliveries. I was honestly so stunned by this man's beauty that I couldn't even speak. I regret not propositioning the guy, but I was really stunned by the handsome prince at my door rather than the ogre. The man delivered my Amazon package and said "Happy reading!" I will always regret being so tongue tied as to not say anything.

This dude is that dude.

r8 -- I also live in Nashville, and can't for the life of me think of any industrial area where men might meet for anonymous sex. Pray tell, where? I live off West End, btw.

The area where Connection used to be?

I fucked the Loomis guy at my work. He asked for my number one day and came by twice. Major drama so I stopped doing him. I would have much rather had the Fed Ex guy. The Fed Ex guys are always the hottest.

I don't know about UPS, but I knew a couple guys (one of them was a Catholic priest) who blew their mailmen on a regular basis.

Quite the 50 Shades of Gay moment at r8.

My married neighbor was a UPS driver. I used to suck him off regularly. Only after his shift and I just loved the rank smells. Yes, I am into that. It was heaven 2 to 3 times a week. Unfortunatly he moved.

I'm having trouble working out the mechanics of 69'ing on top of a truck, R8. Sounds painful.

R22

I know it all sounds dubious but this went down in the Thompson Lane/ Nolensville Rd. area. I think the warehouse we ended up at was across the street from the Tenn. National Guard armory. I remember army transit vehicles parked there.

This was 12 years ago and at the time the area was very cruisy...I'm sure things have changed a bit.

r22, isn't there an industrial park off Elm Hill Pike? There are several hotels near by, maybe that's the area?

When I lived in Nashville, I used to cruise Opryland Hotel. Many lonely men looking for a bit of fun.

At one point when my partner was between jobs he took a temp position with UPS. He was initially hired to be one of 'ride along' folks to assist the driver with the heavy load of December packages. But he did well on the test-drive on interview day, and he got his own package car (the internal term for the trucks). He also got 3 sets of uniforms (including the shorts) in the 8 months he was with the company. He had a 'regular' shift -- meeting the plane at Dulles at 5am and delivering the 'early am' packages (guaranteed delivery before 10:30am). He would be back home around 11am done with work for the day.

It's been 10 years since he had that temp job, but the uniforms still fit. They make for great fun (and he has also worn them to uniform night at the Eagle).

So yes, I have fucked the UPS man repeatly - in multiple positions and in multiple locations.

R8, you forgot to mention his "come hither" look in his eyes and also neglected to talk about his "throbbing manhood"

I wish people were a little more forgiving of the things that sound too good to be true - we all have that one story that nobody would believe, or which sounds so cliche that it's almost embarrassing to tell. I used to suck off the high school jock every day after school - it was amazingly hot but sounds as made up as can be.

I've always tried to make my sexual encounters play as if they COULD be from a story!

I used to flirt with our UPS man. He was black and abrupt and I'm biracial. He knew I was gay because my partner and I get a lot of packages. One time two years ago it was winter and Christmas time and the deliveries were late. He was all wet in the rain but still wearing shorts and I told him I could dry him off. He looked at me and said in a quick voice that he had something else for me but he needed help with it. He turned and went to the truck and turned back to me. I almost fell over running out. He let me into the truck. Hurry, he said. I know it's the big rule never to let anyone on the trucks. And in the back he pulled it out and I jerked him off. It only took about three minutes but it was hot hot hot. He didn't want me to blow him. He said he was married and it wasn't cool. I guess that's where his vows kicked in. Anyway, he said "Good." That's it. So I said "See ya" and headed back to the house, where I had left the door open.

I told my partner when he got home and he thought I was making it up. I showed him my wet clothes and muddy shoes. (We're open.) And the driver never showed a sign of anything after that. I guess it was my one shot. I did love it, though. I'm the sort that nothing ever happens to.

I worked at part of the UPS Christmas team a couple of years ago. We had large buildings in NY. A lot of packages were left with doormen, but in many cases we went to the door.

I never had sex with anyone but a LOT of guys would answer the door in their underwear, gay ones with hopeful look and straight ones who did not give a fuck.

I saw a few towels accidentally (on purpose) dropped.

My friend's son was a UPS driver for a while before he went in the Navy in his early-20s. He's a compact, short guy with a gymnast body and a great smile. EVERYBODY has always drifted towards him since he was a child.

The kid's straight and never noticed any guys hitting on him, but there were a lot of stories of women answering their doors wrapped in towels, of robes slipping open and breasts being bared. He never took advantage, since UPS needs about every second of their day accounted for.

I havent had sex with this guy so its a little OT, but there is a UPS guy that double-parks his truck on East 73rd and 1st in the afternoons, he's got a macho, butch looking body and looks great in his uniform. From the neck up he screams Mary though. Frosted tips, blown-out to the side like a fading 80's gay porn star, complete with gold hoop earrings in both ears (like George Michael!) and plumber chain necklace. The sad thing is that in the 8 years I've seen him unloading his truck, he has aged rapidly, it's so obvious he's fighting to keep a youthful look despite his late 40's age. Maybe because he goes to the tanning salon, it might have ruined his skin.

I've never seen one I'd want to have sex with.

I have a butch female UPS guy. She's married to a man though.

Never saw a UPS truck with a hood you could lay on...they are all big blunt square things here in jersey!

more like Fifty Shades of Brown

one of my girlfriends had the UPS driver's baby. he still doesn't know he's a daddy.

There was a straight blond guy, Mikhail from the North Shore, driving in the Hamptons a while ago that drove me crazy. I always wanted to ask the gay shop; owners if he ever played. Never did find anything out. He moved on. At the rest area a UPS truck would park after dark and in the back, light on, a short guy would busily mess around with the packages. He'd talk to anybody approaching the truck asking him dumb questions. I made out with him twice. He was ordinary, but he was there. He hasn't been around for a while now. Out near the County Center two summers ago there was a FedEx van around, a short Italian looker driving it. He was a player, would make eyes with you, then drove off. I'd follow. We'd go up some dirt road and when I got out and went to his van he'd be in the back on his knees with his clothes off. It was always quick, but very hot.

UPS vans all over the place this week. Thus far, none of the drivers are attractive. It's like wrinkle city.

It is still early R45.

Well I do know that my UPS driver in Harrisburg PA had a partner; and who I have seen out. I use to have a lot of stuff shipped out and delivered to my place; because of a small business online business I was in. He had gotten switched to my route; and I had fantasize of pleasing both him and his partner. He delivered one day early; and I was horny as hell. He was about 5'10 muscular with a bald head and mustache. He also was a very hairy man. Well as I said I was horny and he was at my door; so I jokingly asked if he wanted a foot massage. He said "SURE". I actually was shocked; but I invited him in and I removed his boots. I kept his socks on because I have a big sock fetish. I was rubbing them; he asked me to lay on the floor, so I did. As I rubbed the one he rubbed the other on my face. I started licking it, sniffing it and soon chewing on the sock. He had me pull his sock off with my teeth and lick his feet, suck on his toes. We both enjoyed it; and I did it quite a few times after. Though I never got to service his partner.

[quote{His name was Jay, said he got my phone number from a bathroom wall.

That's beautiful.

I wanted my UPS driver to fuck me but he also seemed like an asshole. Not that that's stopped me before.

The UPS man's day is hard enough without his having to see you flash your sweaty panus folds at him.

I don't know what a panus fold is but it sounds funny and definitely cause for empathy.

I finally have a hot UPS guy. I've invited everyone I know to UPS me envelopes, empty boxes, anything. He could hardly be cuter.

This is OP and his pannus

R53, in a thread about hot UPS guys, you post THAT?

R52, the next time you see him, you should just ask him for a date! I mean just go for it. What have you got to lose? Maybe he thinks you're cute, too.

Aren't UPS drivers under strict schedules with tons of packages they have to deliver on schedule?

The idea of them stopping in the middle of their shift for sex is just a porn fantasy.

T

Exactly right, r56.

I get so rock hard just from the UPS truck pulling up in the driveway. He is a bald man, probably about 6 feet tall, and he just oozes sexiness! I still want to hook up with him, though I get nervous when it comes to actually following through.

R56 & R58 must be lousy at oral. Most guys only take about 3 minutes to get off when getting blown.

I gave my UPS guy a blow job, and gave him some of my business cards to spread to the other drivers.

Ric Somers, Sontana

UPS guys have hot uniforms.

lol, all those anecdotes, true or fantasy, it really doesn't matter NOW, the technology has involved.

UPS now has real time tracker on its drivers and movement (the customers can view the live map too but currently limited to express air packages only) , not only that, the route, the delivery schedule and the number of packages to be delivered all carefully planned ahead and monitored in real time, it's virtually impossible for a driver to have a few extra minutes to participate in non delivery related activities, they have "quotes" to meet or face penalties for non performance.

Hot

Boom

Boom

Couple

Andy Cohen has told the story on air about his meet up with the UPS guy out in the Hamptons. SLUT.

Wasn't there a video of a UPS guy sucking cock and getting fucked in the back of his UPS truck? The video may be fake but I've seen the blowjob clip.

Looking at some of these pics/videos and I'm confused. I applied at UPS and they were very clear you could NEVER have visible tattoos, jewelry, nor a beard. Does it somehow depend on which office/region you work for?

Probably

A guy I met through Craigslist 10 years ago was a UPS driver. I didn't know it when we first met. We hooked up several times. He had a big dick that stayed rock hard and he loved bottoming. He was on my way to work so we'd met before I went into the office or during lunch.

I wonder if UPS job applications have ARE YOU A WHORE? Yes or No that determines your employability.

I worked for a magazine and they would fed ex me copies every month. My fedex guy was cute, about 5'7" dark features stocky but muscular. He was always friendly with me. Finally one day he asked me what I was getting every month. So I told him I wrote for this magazine. I am opening hte fed ex pack to show him and his is leaning in the door way and smiling. I suddenly realize why. I paused the gay porn I was watching when he rang the door. Normally he can't see in the livingroom but I invited him in the door way when I was opening the magazine. Long story short I fucked the hell out of him, gave me his number we dated for three months.

I have the hots for my driver. I get packages daily and when he leaves my driveway I throw myself on my bed and JO. Sometimes I finger bang my shit box too!

^^^^ Thank you, Church Lady.

[quote]ordered me to suck his ass

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard someone request that their ass be "sucked".

All you have to do is bend... and snap!

Lol r77

I never fucked my UPS guy but I did fuck my garbage man once. Hot as balls. True staten island guido with cannonball ass cheeks who loved getting fucked. Eventually he started getting paranoid about STDs and HIV (despite begging me to cum in his hole) so I had to block him.

I know someone who started dating a UPS driver. They met at a meth orgy.

What about fisting?

Gay porn star Landon Conrad used to be a UPS driver. Why don’t you ask him?

Package

Nice

Dang

Daddy r86!

King!

is it fanfiction day on DL

Tell me your stories bro

I played with my UPS man for years until he had a heart attack and had to retire at 50.

Ummm how did that start

An old thread this…….I found something i typed a few years ago! About how Riverhead-Manorville NY used to have a cute FED EX guy, liked the man sex. He was about 5' 08" dark hair, liked to get fucked, used the back of his truck. Nice hairy legs, good arms, clean chest. Wouldn't kiss. Been gone about four years. Would make eye contact passing parking lots and boat ramps where "the boys" would hang. 'Twas easy to follow him to quit spots. BAM!

Bridgehampton main street had a beyond-model-handsome Blond God several years ago, 6' 1" trim, worked out, STUNNING. Wore the shorts, Was the talk of the shop-keeps. Could not have been more straight, did not relate to familiarity at all.

I will take issue with the naysayers here tho' ….. a FED EX or UPS guy who is a player well knows how to get himself some time and not have it show on the time sheets. If they do a day or night spurt they know how to cover it up.

I like the big muscled black ones

r17, do you know what TRADITION is? If you've ever celebrated a holiday or birthday, or sung the words to a song for the 50th time, then you know what tradition is.

Tell you need help assembling your fuck machine.

Fine

r95, do YOU know what "Tradition" is?

Huh

I hate to tell you guys that I worked delivery for UPS and sex was never an option, although some of the customers were up for it. The goal was to deliver and empty the truck as quickly as possible and then go home.

Facts

Ive done a maintenance man,an electrician,an appliance repair man etc,but try as I might I never got an UPS man.I made overtures,believe me !

[quote]they have "quotes" to meet or face penalties for non performance.

I have similarly strict protocols in place as well.

I hooked up with a USPS guy once from a CL hookup. He was a fit fat, like the guy from King of Queens, but cute. He had children and and wedding band. Could see the kids on his phone screen as he attempted to ignore a text. He tried to fuck me without warning and it hurt like hell. He ended up just shooting massive load on my face and onto my wall. He didn't get to fuck me after that rough anal attempt.

Moral of the story, go with a UPS guy because USPS was not impressive.

R8 I want to believe.

I fucked a UPS guy regularly in the 90’s, but we hooked through AOL chat rooms so I am not sure it counts. I lived in Rancho Cucamonga and he worked for UPS at the airport and would often come over after his shift, still in his uniform and driving his truck. Handsome guy, swimmers build, and loved to rim for hours.

It doesn’t count bro

I’ve learned from this thread that people say “baseball biceps” and “cannon ball ass cheeks”.

Carlos

OP Call me old fashioned, but I'd rather get to know the guy before coming onto him. I also want to avoid criminal charges. I'm boring, but I'm respectful.

As much as I want to believe these stories, these guys are on insanely tight schedules, yes? Like every second on the road is tracked? (I know for certain the Amazon guys are)

[quote]I hooked up with a USPS guy once from a CL hookup. He was a fit fat, like the guy from King of Queens, but cute. He had children and and wedding band. Could see the kids on his phone screen as he attempted to ignore a text. He tried to fuck me without warning and it hurt like hell.

Poor guy had probably been forced to watch "Brokeback Mountain" with his wife and had gotten the wrong idea about how anal works....

King