It is often said about this actor that he has big dick face

I have a thecret! I have a thecret!

That'th for ME to know and YOU to find out!

> a straight swing club

how does that work, exactly? It can't be like a bathhouse--what woman would put up with that?

R2 a lot of women put up with it, a lot of women like it.

From what I know of gay bathhouses they tend to be anonymous only for sex. Swing clubs are very social. Couples come and talk, dance, eat, and then fuck. Some fuck only their spouses and like to show off. Some women take on a lot of men, some men take on a lot of women.

Most of them know each others names, friends are made and they often socialize outside of the club.

They are very popular...many straight folks are not monogomous.

Where is this place?

I'm friends with a well known person who's a swinger. His descriptions of the clubs he goes to with his girlfriend are hot. I've been encouraged to find a female friend to go with me.

New York...midtown East.

R2, I have been to Trapeze in NYC. (amongst other swing clubs) It is almost, but not exactly like a bathhouse.

There are some differences. There is a dance floor and they try to make it seem more high end. The women usually dress in lingerie and the guys are in towels but mostly naked on the dance floor. Some couples were screwing on the sofas around the dance floor. When you go back to the sauna area and then to the rooms upstairs and the orgy room, it is exactly like a bathhouse. And the women can sometimes be more aggressive than the men.

I would like a 4-inch dick.

Trapeze is the low end club for the less monied swingers.

Checkmate is much more high end (and much more expensive) and a different vibe.

I have been to both...

Smoking stands out as a clue, so I'm going to guess Aaron Eckhart, who was in "Thank You for Smoking". He was also Two-Face in Dark Knight Returns, which could be why "face" is in the clue twice.

I can't connect him to "marker," "doubt" or "intuition," though.

R9, Checkmate is definitely higher end. Trapeze is more like a bathhouse with the few differences.

I hope to GOD this is not John Krasinski. He is famous for his big dick face. He seems horny enough to go to a swing club. Nasty fucker, but this cannot possibly be true about his glorious manhood.

Jon Hamm, who smokes constantly on Mad Men? He is in a relationship with Jennifer Westfeldt, but maybe it's an open relationship? I hope it's not him. I would be very sad if I found out he only had 4".

Smoking was a description only, not a clue.

R12 you are correct it is not he.

R13 No Hamm.

TV actor, ensemble, not the lead.

OP has pulled together all the Datalounge markers. Big Dick Face, handsome, big bush, questioning str8 given the swing club angle. She even managed to bring in the circ issue.

Thanks to those who explained what a straight bathhouse is like. I've still got to believe it's 1000% cleaner than a gay one.

R17 nothing questioning for most men who go to swing clubs. Exhibitionist yes, questioning no.

A lot of actors are exhibitionists.

Chris Noth? Currently on The Good Wife.

I can tell you who it is. But no one ever believes me.

It's Ryan Reynolds.

Ryan Reynolds isn't a TV actor in an ensemble show. And no one's ever said he has BDF.

I'm going to say Gavin Rossdale. No doubt. bush. True, he is better known as a musician, but he has done some acting. And he was in New York recently. I saw him at the Broadway/Lafayette subway station waiting for an F train. He is quite handsome in person. Very tall, well built and he had a nice tan. Hair was pulled back in that samurai pony tail he favors. He was hawt.

R19, my experience would say otherwise. The BI angle is never discussed beforehand but is often the case when I've hooked up with MF couples. If you're asking to bring another man into a 3some with your wife it is most likely BI.

I could see Chris Noth in a swingers club. He looks like anything goes.

[quote]It's Ryan Reynolds.

A little button nose isn't BDF, nor does a squeaky little voice hint at a big dick.

[quote]TV actor, ensemble, not the lead.

Ed O'Neill from "Modern Family"

Am I missing something? Where in OP's post does he describe the actor in question as a TV actor, ensemble, not the lead?

R18, why would you say that? Straight bathhouses like Trapeze are no different than gay ones. There are couples fucking openly and cumming in the hot tub. The orgy room has plastic sheets so they can wipe away the cum and cunt juice. What part of that don't you understand?

R28 -> R16

Hmmm, he's intact so it must be a brit. Who is a British, ensemble TV actor with a handsome bdf and a smokin' hot bod. Can't think of anyone. If it were movies I would say Daniel Craig.

How about some more clues, OP?

C'mon would any guy, let alone famous actually parade around with a four inch dick?

Alan Cumming?

Alexander Skarsgard?

Ryan...no....come on use your intuition.

More clues...he is not American. He is a tall drink of water and classically trained despite slumming on a well rated tv show.

Paging Dorothy Kilgallen to the rescue, please.

How about that Australian guy on "The Mentalist"? He's foreign and been acting in US films for a few decades now.

From what R37 says, it does sound like Skarsgaard... or someone else from that shitfest True Blood (hmmm, Stephen Moyer??)

Not Skarsgaard, is he classically trained? sounds like someone from the UK. I love solving mysteries but too bad I don't watch TV much...so I have no clue.

Damian Lewis is British, was a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company, and he's 6'1".

"More clues...he is not American. He is a tall drink of water and classically trained despite slumming on a well rated tv show."

The show is off, but can it be Hugh Laurie who played "House"?

Though, his ex Emma Thompson did say he was well hung. They dated while at Cambridge.

Cumberbatch??

Okay, I'm getting this now. OP appears to have first-hand knowledge and is giving us clues all over this thread. I didn't get the tv angle at first until I realized the OP was adding it as further clues.

I notice he keeps harping on the 'intuition' part and so I have to assume that is a big clue. I like the suggestion of Baker from 'The Mentalist', but is he noted for having BDF? I don't think so.

I like the Damian Lewis guess but I just can't picture that guy and Helen McCrory rolling around a swingers club. Plus, isn't he back in the UK when they're done with filming in NC?

I don't think I would ever classify Hugh Laurie as 'a tall drink of water'.

R39 is getting warm, but I need a name...and pick the right one.

...and it's not Baker.

About the straight bathhouses, does anyone remember a chain of "spas" that was advertised in the Chicagoland area about 15 years ago? Usually on late night TV. The commercial tried to give it an exotic, tropical vibe. There were private suites for couples with hottubs, cooling off pools with waterfalls and foilage, saunas and a "relaxation areas." I don't know how people weren't knocked out by the chlorine fumes.

Owain Yeoman!!!

OH NO, it's him, isn't it? Fuck sake. He showed a decent bulge in a few episodes.

Not Jonny Lee Miller! Please no.

The 'intuition' line is still bugging me. I thought of Jonny Lee Miller from the new show 'Elementary', but he is definitely the lead.

OP said Baker was close. Are we looking for someone Australian?

A-Rod used to go to an upscale swingers club in Dallas when he played for the Rangers, but they say he only watched the action.

The bulge is all balls R49 all balls that move that dick forward.

You win the prize, it is him. A small dicked horn dog.

...and R50 I've seen Miller at the gym, it is tiny soft but of course it can grow. I am sure in your fantasies it grows quite a bit.

It's gotta be Owain Yeoman from The Mentalist - he's 6'4" tall, handsome, Welsh, studied at Oxford and RADA!

Sybaris, r48?

I just confirmed it R54.

I fucking knew it! Ugh. I jacked off so many times imagining that I was in Owain Yeoman's office on my knees, unzipping the fly of his suit pants, and that an 8.5-inch beer can dong would pop out and slap me in the face. And to think, it's not even half that size.

OP, do you know anything about Danny Pino's dick? Hope it's a big one, love dem papis.

Danny DeVito

I know nothing about Pino. I've never even seen him around town, never at the gym and never at the club.

Can someone please describe Big Dick Face, never heard this term in my 56 years gay

Did this news inspire the OP? He's getting remarried. The story says she's 27, but her face says 37.

What was he seen doing at the swingers' club? Sexing? Watching? Jacking off with his thumb and forefinger?

Tell us more, OP! Who was he with, what/who was he doing... please?

R62, her face not only says "37" it says he's closeted. Why else would he be with that fugly old bag?

I've only seen the show a few times but I did notice him and thought he was a hot guy. I love the big boys. Love 'em even more if they're packin' some meat but it isn't mandatory.

Thanks for bringing some real gossip to DL OP.

R62--the article also said taht he "proposed to part-time vocalist Yallouz in May, after just ten months of dating, a source confirmed".

Is it me or is ten months too soon for a commitment? And they say gays will rush into marriage without thinking?

When I got close he was watching another couple and standing next to a woman, he was fingering her and hard as a rock, a small rock.

[quote]Is it me or is ten months too soon for a commitment?

Well, with 4" of penis, are we sure he isn't a lesbian?

Was it the woman in R62's pic?

[quote]OP has pulled together all the Datalounge markers. Big Dick Face, handsome, big bush, questioning str8 given the swing club angle. She even managed to bring in the circ issue.

if she had snuck in fibromyalgia and red dragon cheese, we might have had a classic 600 response thread.

There are some men who always want to be in an LTR, for whatever reason. I can imagine that a big handsome guy who's got a smaller-than-average dick would want to be married if for no other reason than to avoid the inevitable Awkward Reveal (and subsequent disappointment/possible rejection) every time he pursues a new relationship. I wish him the best.

He may have tinymeat but he is hot as hell, all the same. Would love to have watched him watching.

You will notice that the OP hasn't posted a single link in this entire thread.

Well played, Mary. Very well played.

R62 really....do you think I looked at her face? Seriously...I have no idea who the chick was.

OP, what gym does Jonny Lee Miller frequent?

Reebcock aka LA Sports.

What brought you to Checkmates, OP? Any other nude celeb stories from the club, gym, etc.?

I have given several stories over the years. I will share more in my time.

Pussy brought me to the club. Won't date women, love to fuck pussy and I go to Checkmate because there I can, without foreplay or dating.

The guy who plays Jim on 'The Office'.

"I don't think I would ever classify Hugh Laurie as 'a tall drink of water'."

Actually Hugh Laurie is very tall, over 6 feet, but he certainly does not have a small dick!

I love R1.

I have a 7.999 incher; huge mushroom head.

But I still can't find a b.f.

R80 you are a bit late to the party.

I've seen Lorenzo Lamas completely nude at the gym a few times...very big dick. Dolf Lundgren has a HUGE dick. Ty Pennington has a skinny saggy ass and normal sized dick.

Not sure it has been mentioned. But I am too lazy to read the entire thread.

But the BI is most definitely about Bradley Cooper who is know to have tiny meat. Didn't Renee Zellweger intimate something about it, or some starlet? He has size 14 feet too, by the way, which the BI mentions. For someone 6'1" with size 14 feet, you would think he is huge. His size must make that 4" penis look even smaller.

That was why it was such a fun rumor that the smallest penis in Hollywood was getting pounded by one of the largest.

What's the vibe like at Checkers compared to Trapeze R9. Details please.

There are several swing clubs in Vegas. Private parties, where attendees must submit pics, regularly occur in exclusive homes as well. I would never go but have been given detailed descriptions. Some couples swing with only friends, there are plenty of bi females, and most activity is at least homoerotic. As a former LDS girlfriend said, "it's all about watching and being watched." Almost all are in run-down commercial areas, and although old, they are kept very clean. That's why those with connections and looks prefer the "straight" and gay private swing parties.

[quote]That was why it was such a fun rumor that the smallest penis in Hollywood was getting pounded by one of the largest.

Who's the biggest dick in Hollywood? What's the rumor?

What exactly, signifies big dick face, and how accurate is that?

Owain Yeoman doesn't actually have BDF. One hallmark feature of BDF = big nose. Yeoman's nose is small. It doesn't surprise me that his dick is, too.

r88, the rumor about Bradley Cooper was that he got topped by Liam "donkey dong" Neeson while they were filming A-Team together.

Hmmmm...not so sure.

[quote]Naked and erect he was seen

Who cares who he is: I want to know who YOU are to employ such archly bizarre syntax structures, OP.

Yoda???

His dick looks HUGE in this pic.

"Where is this place?"

In the dank recesses of OP's fetid imagination.

There's no such thing as BDF or any other common physical attribute among well-endowed men.

Although I feel for the actor, four inches is not "tinymeat" -- it's 1.1 inches less than average.

Kinsey Sex Institute Research: only a small percentage of American men have more than 7.5 inches erect. Gay men are obsessed with this minority population. Can't count the number of personal sites or gay anecdotes where I've read, "I'm only about 8 inches" as if that's average or shameful! What bullshit!

What you see in a locker room or health club shower usually has nothing to do with reality. It should be common sense that unless a man has a huge swinging dick, it's impossible to size up his full erection. I've seen flaccid dicks that double or triple in size.

There are plenty of high-quality single men who don't have sizemeat. Some guys will just never listen or learn...

Reply 81-I've heard Hugh Laurie is HUGE.

Yes, r96 has one and is one.

I want one.

Another one of the threads by an anal retentive cunt.

It was Victor Garber topping Bradley nightly many years ago when they worked together!

My brother played sports with John Krasinski at Boston College and has confirmed that he ain't no four inches.

Philip McKeon

[quote] Although I feel for the actor, four inches is not "tinymeat" -- it's 1.1 inches less than average.

Please tell me this is a joke.