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It is often said about this actor that he has big dick face

...and he is handsome no doubt.

However his face and hands lie to those of you who pick such silly markers to determine dick size.

Naked and erect he was seen (at Checkmate a straight swing club) and despite his face and yes smoking hot bod the man has maybe 4 inches when fully erect (and he was fully erect), decent bush and intact.

Who is he?

Come on use your intuition.....

by Anonymousreply 10103/15/2015

I have a thecret! I have a thecret!

That'th for ME to know and YOU to find out!

by Anonymousreply 110/08/2012

> a straight swing club

how does that work, exactly? It can't be like a bathhouse--what woman would put up with that?

by Anonymousreply 210/08/2012

R2 a lot of women put up with it, a lot of women like it.

From what I know of gay bathhouses they tend to be anonymous only for sex. Swing clubs are very social. Couples come and talk, dance, eat, and then fuck. Some fuck only their spouses and like to show off. Some women take on a lot of men, some men take on a lot of women.

Most of them know each others names, friends are made and they often socialize outside of the club.

They are very popular...many straight folks are not monogomous.

by Anonymousreply 310/08/2012

Where is this place?

by Anonymousreply 410/08/2012

I'm friends with a well known person who's a swinger. His descriptions of the clubs he goes to with his girlfriend are hot. I've been encouraged to find a female friend to go with me.

by Anonymousreply 510/08/2012

New York...midtown East.

by Anonymousreply 610/08/2012

R2, I have been to Trapeze in NYC. (amongst other swing clubs) It is almost, but not exactly like a bathhouse.

There are some differences. There is a dance floor and they try to make it seem more high end. The women usually dress in lingerie and the guys are in towels but mostly naked on the dance floor. Some couples were screwing on the sofas around the dance floor. When you go back to the sauna area and then to the rooms upstairs and the orgy room, it is exactly like a bathhouse. And the women can sometimes be more aggressive than the men.

by Anonymousreply 710/08/2012

I would like a 4-inch dick.

by Anonymousreply 810/08/2012

Trapeze is the low end club for the less monied swingers.

Checkmate is much more high end (and much more expensive) and a different vibe.

I have been to both...

by Anonymousreply 910/08/2012

Smoking stands out as a clue, so I'm going to guess Aaron Eckhart, who was in "Thank You for Smoking". He was also Two-Face in Dark Knight Returns, which could be why "face" is in the clue twice.

I can't connect him to "marker," "doubt" or "intuition," though.

by Anonymousreply 1010/08/2012

R9, Checkmate is definitely higher end. Trapeze is more like a bathhouse with the few differences.

by Anonymousreply 1110/08/2012

I hope to GOD this is not John Krasinski. He is famous for his big dick face. He seems horny enough to go to a swing club. Nasty fucker, but this cannot possibly be true about his glorious manhood.

by Anonymousreply 1210/08/2012

Jon Hamm, who smokes constantly on Mad Men? He is in a relationship with Jennifer Westfeldt, but maybe it's an open relationship? I hope it's not him. I would be very sad if I found out he only had 4".

by Anonymousreply 1310/08/2012

Smoking was a description only, not a clue.

by Anonymousreply 1410/08/2012

R12 you are correct it is not he.

by Anonymousreply 1510/08/2012

R13 No Hamm.

TV actor, ensemble, not the lead.

by Anonymousreply 1610/08/2012

OP has pulled together all the Datalounge markers. Big Dick Face, handsome, big bush, questioning str8 given the swing club angle. She even managed to bring in the circ issue.

by Anonymousreply 1710/08/2012

Thanks to those who explained what a straight bathhouse is like. I've still got to believe it's 1000% cleaner than a gay one.

by Anonymousreply 1810/08/2012

R17 nothing questioning for most men who go to swing clubs. Exhibitionist yes, questioning no.

A lot of actors are exhibitionists.

by Anonymousreply 1910/08/2012

Chris Noth? Currently on The Good Wife.

by Anonymousreply 2010/08/2012

I can tell you who it is. But no one ever believes me.

It's Ryan Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 2110/08/2012

Ryan Reynolds isn't a TV actor in an ensemble show. And no one's ever said he has BDF.

by Anonymousreply 2210/08/2012

I'm going to say Gavin Rossdale. No doubt. bush. True, he is better known as a musician, but he has done some acting. And he was in New York recently. I saw him at the Broadway/Lafayette subway station waiting for an F train. He is quite handsome in person. Very tall, well built and he had a nice tan. Hair was pulled back in that samurai pony tail he favors. He was hawt.

by Anonymousreply 2310/08/2012

R19, my experience would say otherwise. The BI angle is never discussed beforehand but is often the case when I've hooked up with MF couples. If you're asking to bring another man into a 3some with your wife it is most likely BI.

by Anonymousreply 2410/08/2012

I could see Chris Noth in a swingers club. He looks like anything goes.

by Anonymousreply 2510/08/2012

[quote]It's Ryan Reynolds.

A little button nose isn't BDF, nor does a squeaky little voice hint at a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 2610/08/2012

[quote]TV actor, ensemble, not the lead.

Ed O'Neill from "Modern Family"

by Anonymousreply 2710/08/2012

Am I missing something? Where in OP's post does he describe the actor in question as a TV actor, ensemble, not the lead?

by Anonymousreply 2810/08/2012

R18, why would you say that? Straight bathhouses like Trapeze are no different than gay ones. There are couples fucking openly and cumming in the hot tub. The orgy room has plastic sheets so they can wipe away the cum and cunt juice. What part of that don't you understand?

by Anonymousreply 2910/08/2012

R28 -> R16

by Anonymousreply 3010/08/2012

Hmmm, he's intact so it must be a brit. Who is a British, ensemble TV actor with a handsome bdf and a smokin' hot bod. Can't think of anyone. If it were movies I would say Daniel Craig.

by Anonymousreply 3110/08/2012

How about some more clues, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3210/08/2012

C'mon would any guy, let alone famous actually parade around with a four inch dick?

by Anonymousreply 3310/08/2012

Alan Cumming?

by Anonymousreply 3410/08/2012

Alexander Skarsgard?

by Anonymousreply 3510/08/2012 on use your intuition.

by Anonymousreply 3610/08/2012

More clues...he is not American. He is a tall drink of water and classically trained despite slumming on a well rated tv show.

by Anonymousreply 3710/08/2012

Paging Dorothy Kilgallen to the rescue, please.

by Anonymousreply 3810/08/2012

How about that Australian guy on "The Mentalist"? He's foreign and been acting in US films for a few decades now.

by Anonymousreply 3910/08/2012

From what R37 says, it does sound like Skarsgaard... or someone else from that shitfest True Blood (hmmm, Stephen Moyer??)

by Anonymousreply 4010/08/2012

Not Skarsgaard, is he classically trained? sounds like someone from the UK. I love solving mysteries but too bad I don't watch TV I have no clue.

by Anonymousreply 4110/08/2012

Damian Lewis is British, was a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company, and he's 6'1".

by Anonymousreply 4210/08/2012

"More clues...he is not American. He is a tall drink of water and classically trained despite slumming on a well rated tv show."

The show is off, but can it be Hugh Laurie who played "House"?

Though, his ex Emma Thompson did say he was well hung. They dated while at Cambridge.

by Anonymousreply 4310/08/2012


by Anonymousreply 4410/08/2012

Okay, I'm getting this now. OP appears to have first-hand knowledge and is giving us clues all over this thread. I didn't get the tv angle at first until I realized the OP was adding it as further clues.

I notice he keeps harping on the 'intuition' part and so I have to assume that is a big clue. I like the suggestion of Baker from 'The Mentalist', but is he noted for having BDF? I don't think so.

I like the Damian Lewis guess but I just can't picture that guy and Helen McCrory rolling around a swingers club. Plus, isn't he back in the UK when they're done with filming in NC?

I don't think I would ever classify Hugh Laurie as 'a tall drink of water'.

by Anonymousreply 4510/08/2012

R39 is getting warm, but I need a name...and pick the right one.

by Anonymousreply 4610/08/2012

...and it's not Baker.

by Anonymousreply 4710/08/2012

About the straight bathhouses, does anyone remember a chain of "spas" that was advertised in the Chicagoland area about 15 years ago? Usually on late night TV. The commercial tried to give it an exotic, tropical vibe. There were private suites for couples with hottubs, cooling off pools with waterfalls and foilage, saunas and a "relaxation areas." I don't know how people weren't knocked out by the chlorine fumes.

by Anonymousreply 4810/08/2012

Owain Yeoman!!!

OH NO, it's him, isn't it? Fuck sake. He showed a decent bulge in a few episodes.

by Anonymousreply 4910/08/2012

Not Jonny Lee Miller! Please no.

by Anonymousreply 5010/08/2012

The 'intuition' line is still bugging me. I thought of Jonny Lee Miller from the new show 'Elementary', but he is definitely the lead.

OP said Baker was close. Are we looking for someone Australian?

by Anonymousreply 5110/08/2012

A-Rod used to go to an upscale swingers club in Dallas when he played for the Rangers, but they say he only watched the action.

by Anonymousreply 5210/08/2012

The bulge is all balls R49 all balls that move that dick forward.

You win the prize, it is him. A small dicked horn dog.

...and R50 I've seen Miller at the gym, it is tiny soft but of course it can grow. I am sure in your fantasies it grows quite a bit.

by Anonymousreply 5310/08/2012

It's gotta be Owain Yeoman from The Mentalist - he's 6'4" tall, handsome, Welsh, studied at Oxford and RADA!

by Anonymousreply 5410/08/2012

Sybaris, r48?

by Anonymousreply 5510/08/2012

I just confirmed it R54.

by Anonymousreply 5610/08/2012

I fucking knew it! Ugh. I jacked off so many times imagining that I was in Owain Yeoman's office on my knees, unzipping the fly of his suit pants, and that an 8.5-inch beer can dong would pop out and slap me in the face. And to think, it's not even half that size.

by Anonymousreply 5710/08/2012

OP, do you know anything about Danny Pino's dick? Hope it's a big one, love dem papis.

by Anonymousreply 5810/08/2012

Danny DeVito

by Anonymousreply 5910/08/2012

I know nothing about Pino. I've never even seen him around town, never at the gym and never at the club.

by Anonymousreply 6010/08/2012

Can someone please describe Big Dick Face, never heard this term in my 56 years gay

by Anonymousreply 6110/08/2012

Did this news inspire the OP? He's getting remarried. The story says she's 27, but her face says 37.

by Anonymousreply 6210/08/2012

What was he seen doing at the swingers' club? Sexing? Watching? Jacking off with his thumb and forefinger?

by Anonymousreply 6310/08/2012

Tell us more, OP! Who was he with, what/who was he doing... please?

by Anonymousreply 6410/08/2012

R62, her face not only says "37" it says he's closeted. Why else would he be with that fugly old bag?

by Anonymousreply 6510/08/2012

I've only seen the show a few times but I did notice him and thought he was a hot guy. I love the big boys. Love 'em even more if they're packin' some meat but it isn't mandatory.

Thanks for bringing some real gossip to DL OP.

by Anonymousreply 6610/08/2012

R62--the article also said taht he "proposed to part-time vocalist Yallouz in May, after just ten months of dating, a source confirmed".

Is it me or is ten months too soon for a commitment? And they say gays will rush into marriage without thinking?

by Anonymousreply 6710/08/2012

When I got close he was watching another couple and standing next to a woman, he was fingering her and hard as a rock, a small rock.

by Anonymousreply 6810/08/2012

[quote]Is it me or is ten months too soon for a commitment?

Well, with 4" of penis, are we sure he isn't a lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 6910/08/2012

Was it the woman in R62's pic?

by Anonymousreply 7010/08/2012

[quote]OP has pulled together all the Datalounge markers. Big Dick Face, handsome, big bush, questioning str8 given the swing club angle. She even managed to bring in the circ issue.

if she had snuck in fibromyalgia and red dragon cheese, we might have had a classic 600 response thread.

by Anonymousreply 7110/08/2012

There are some men who always want to be in an LTR, for whatever reason. I can imagine that a big handsome guy who's got a smaller-than-average dick would want to be married if for no other reason than to avoid the inevitable Awkward Reveal (and subsequent disappointment/possible rejection) every time he pursues a new relationship. I wish him the best.

by Anonymousreply 7210/08/2012

He may have tinymeat but he is hot as hell, all the same. Would love to have watched him watching.

by Anonymousreply 7310/08/2012

You will notice that the OP hasn't posted a single link in this entire thread.

Well played, Mary. Very well played.

by Anonymousreply 7410/08/2012

R62 you think I looked at her face? Seriously...I have no idea who the chick was.

by Anonymousreply 7510/08/2012

OP, what gym does Jonny Lee Miller frequent?

by Anonymousreply 7610/08/2012

Reebcock aka LA Sports.

by Anonymousreply 7710/08/2012

What brought you to Checkmates, OP? Any other nude celeb stories from the club, gym, etc.?

by Anonymousreply 7810/08/2012

I have given several stories over the years. I will share more in my time.

Pussy brought me to the club. Won't date women, love to fuck pussy and I go to Checkmate because there I can, without foreplay or dating.

by Anonymousreply 7910/08/2012

The guy who plays Jim on 'The Office'.

by Anonymousreply 8010/08/2012

"I don't think I would ever classify Hugh Laurie as 'a tall drink of water'."

Actually Hugh Laurie is very tall, over 6 feet, but he certainly does not have a small dick!

by Anonymousreply 8110/09/2012

I love R1.

I have a 7.999 incher; huge mushroom head.

But I still can't find a b.f.

by Anonymousreply 8210/09/2012

R80 you are a bit late to the party.

by Anonymousreply 8310/09/2012

I've seen Lorenzo Lamas completely nude at the gym a few times...very big dick. Dolf Lundgren has a HUGE dick. Ty Pennington has a skinny saggy ass and normal sized dick.

by Anonymousreply 8411/17/2012

Not sure it has been mentioned. But I am too lazy to read the entire thread.

But the BI is most definitely about Bradley Cooper who is know to have tiny meat. Didn't Renee Zellweger intimate something about it, or some starlet? He has size 14 feet too, by the way, which the BI mentions. For someone 6'1" with size 14 feet, you would think he is huge. His size must make that 4" penis look even smaller.

That was why it was such a fun rumor that the smallest penis in Hollywood was getting pounded by one of the largest.

by Anonymousreply 8511/17/2012

What's the vibe like at Checkers compared to Trapeze R9. Details please.

by Anonymousreply 8611/17/2012

There are several swing clubs in Vegas. Private parties, where attendees must submit pics, regularly occur in exclusive homes as well. I would never go but have been given detailed descriptions. Some couples swing with only friends, there are plenty of bi females, and most activity is at least homoerotic. As a former LDS girlfriend said, "it's all about watching and being watched." Almost all are in run-down commercial areas, and although old, they are kept very clean. That's why those with connections and looks prefer the "straight" and gay private swing parties.

by Anonymousreply 8711/17/2012

[quote]That was why it was such a fun rumor that the smallest penis in Hollywood was getting pounded by one of the largest.

Who's the biggest dick in Hollywood? What's the rumor?

by Anonymousreply 8811/17/2012

What exactly, signifies big dick face, and how accurate is that?

by Anonymousreply 8911/17/2012

Owain Yeoman doesn't actually have BDF. One hallmark feature of BDF = big nose. Yeoman's nose is small. It doesn't surprise me that his dick is, too.

r88, the rumor about Bradley Cooper was that he got topped by Liam "donkey dong" Neeson while they were filming A-Team together.

by Anonymousreply 9011/17/2012

Hmmmm...not so sure.

by Anonymousreply 9111/17/2012

[quote]Naked and erect he was seen

Who cares who he is: I want to know who YOU are to employ such archly bizarre syntax structures, OP.


by Anonymousreply 9211/17/2012

His dick looks HUGE in this pic.

by Anonymousreply 9301/10/2013

"Where is this place?"

In the dank recesses of OP's fetid imagination.

by Anonymousreply 9401/10/2013

There's no such thing as BDF or any other common physical attribute among well-endowed men.

Although I feel for the actor, four inches is not "tinymeat" -- it's 1.1 inches less than average.

Kinsey Sex Institute Research: only a small percentage of American men have more than 7.5 inches erect. Gay men are obsessed with this minority population. Can't count the number of personal sites or gay anecdotes where I've read, "I'm only about 8 inches" as if that's average or shameful! What bullshit!

What you see in a locker room or health club shower usually has nothing to do with reality. It should be common sense that unless a man has a huge swinging dick, it's impossible to size up his full erection. I've seen flaccid dicks that double or triple in size.

There are plenty of high-quality single men who don't have sizemeat. Some guys will just never listen or learn...

by Anonymousreply 9501/10/2013

Reply 81-I've heard Hugh Laurie is HUGE.

by Anonymousreply 9602/21/2013

Yes, r96 has one and is one.

by Anonymousreply 9702/21/2013

I want one.

by Anonymousreply 9802/21/2013

Another one of the threads by an anal retentive cunt.

by Anonymousreply 9902/22/2013

It was Victor Garber topping Bradley nightly many years ago when they worked together!

by Anonymousreply 10003/15/2015

My brother played sports with John Krasinski at Boston College and has confirmed that he ain't no four inches.

by Anonymousreply 10103/15/2015
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