Weird Craigslist ads

Some are probably looking for sex while others are probably looking for groomers.

But you knew that.

OP is like the guy who cruises the whore house then gossips about what sluts the whores are.

[quote]Are any of the "straight" guys on there actually straight?

Yes.

I saw another one from a self-described straight guy looking for a "bromance."

bargain hunting

R5: I am sure glad he capitalized "totally." Twice. Otherwise we might never know he is discreet.

In related news, even though he is refreshingly honest about being fat, he is likely still lying about his age. My guess is around 53.

I love the irony of stating he is not looking for sex or a hookup, but wants you to play porn for him so he can jerk off in front of you. Using your sex toy.

Amusing. I give it 7/10.

[quote]even though he is refreshingly honest about being fat, he is likely still lying about his age. My guess is around 53.

Is 45 not old enough for you? There is not a single reason to suggest that is not his real age. Or do YOU regularly lie about your age?

The kitty looks so blasé.

Oh yeah, R8, that guy is *totally* masculine.

Bottomed out at 250.

gross

gental on the eyes

Hey bitches, copy/paste the text of the ad on here. Half of these have been pulled

[quote]Or do YOU regularly lie about your age?

A thief thinks everyone steals.

Bubble Butt College Dude for Muscular Straight Dude - 21 (NW) Date: 2012-10-06, 10:02AM EDT xc24f-3320176921@pers.craigslist.org Dudes who send pics of their genitals really creep me out and definitely aren't what I am looking for, so please don't send me a pic of your penis. Also, I srongly prefer athletic black, Latin, and Middle Eastern dudes who are into fitness and bodybuilding and it shows, so sorry White guys.

Athletic college student, goodlooking, work out five times per week, broke up with my girlfriend in early July, bisexual.

I am looking for a very goodlooking straight or bicurious dude to chill with who is erotically curious, discreet, muscular, and experimental. I want to find a straight guy with a hot muscle bod to play with my ass, mount me, do hot things with. I play sports, look for someone who is the same. I especially like black athletes with very muscular bodies.

Oh, and I'm looking for a guy that is very verbal, talks very hot and aggressive. No sexually silent types, only verbally assertive Alpha Males.

Please send a pic that shows your physique clearly. I am picky, so be DDF and hot.

Muscle Ass for Jacked Total Top - 24 Date: 2012-12-29, 1:55PM EST

Hey bros. Bisexual dude who loves chicks, but recently experienced getting fucked by a hot athlete and want to do it again and again. I am only interested in straight or bicurious dudes who are very goodlooking muscle jocks. 22 to 43 yo only.

I am 5'11, 188 lbs, br/br, 45 inch chest, 29 inch waist, all-man, masculine. I play football, hockey. I am very private and discreet, and I only want to meet guys that are also discreet and on the down low about this. Only jacked muscular dudes with hot hard bods please.

Send your current physique pic and your STI-status. I am very Drug-free, Disease-free, non-alcoholic.

I like the ads by guys who say they're discreet then proceed to post pictures of their face, dick, and ass.

I get off with a bunch of dudes on Skype that self-identify as straight. Hey...whatever!

Muscle Cherry to Pop - 22 (Virginia) Date: 2012-12-29, 12:56PM EST

I love to lift weights, hike, play basketball, row, whitewater raft, play football/soccer/hockey.

I would like to find a buff straight or bi guy to get down with discreetly. Please be hot, muscular, and a real jock (football, baseball, basketball, hockey). Send your ab/pec pics; I don't respond to dick pics.

This thread's got me swollen in my jeans

Wanna be my fart buddy?

straight/bi bud - 30 (North) Date: 2012-12-30, 11:12AM CST

very discreet and just looking to bust a load with a str8/bi, married dude. 100% ddf/safe

Buzzed Mostly Straight - 39 (North City) Date: 2012-12-29, 11:27PM CST

Bi Wm,5'10",175,very discreet,was out ,now buzzed,looking for masculine guy to stop by,very masculine,send face pic to trade, looking for now, can host

Fart buddies? That's fucking disgusting. There truly are all types of people on this planet.

curious for some fun with another discreet jock - 26 (lakeview) Date: 2012-12-28, 7:11PM CST

GF out of town until Sunday night, want to use the opp to experiment with another fit masculine guy. have swapped head with a dude before, but that's about the extent of my experience. really open to anything new, but probably not any anal. can host here or travel nearby. discretion a must. open to any age/race, but be in pretty good shape. my pics are attached, so I expect some of you in your response - be willing to exchange face pics before meeting. hit me up guys and give me some ideas for what we can do.

GF out looking to mess around with a dude - m4m - 29 (South Lopp) Date: 2012-12-28, 5:25PM CST

Any white guys in the same situation? Im interested in bi guys or curious str8 guys. . Im European, sane, 5'9" average body [not fat], clean, drug/decease free you be too. Hit me with pictures to get mine. No older than me please.

ot athlete looking to ski and strip - 28 (wrigley) Date: 2012-12-26, 11:13AM CST xrwr2-3501842853@pers.craigslist.org Im around with nothing to do cause of the holiday. Girlfriend is away and Im horned up and have done this a few other times. Would want to stop over, find some hot straight porn on, then sit down, try skiing, then strip naked and play. Has to be discreet and safe. Im 6'2 195lbs and if this is still up, Im looking. Want to do this now.

KepitSmooth - m4m - 44 (North Charlotte) Date: 2012-12-29, 8:46PM EST

Brotha here in University Looking to meet kewl brotha's to chill & hang with. I enjoy hangin out nude, j/o, oral or just chillin out. I prefer str8 or bi brotha's as I am check-in for a man about his business and keep our business on 'Lock".. Let's see wass-up!!

Seeking Bromance - 21 (Charlotte) Date: 2012-12-18, 12:05AM EST

So I am a 21 year old bisexual white male. I am not out at all and have a steady girlfriend of two years. She does know that I am also into guys and she has no problems with it. She is the only person who knows, so I'm looking for a str8 acting masculine guy. I am open to guys who look good and keep their body in good shape. Ideally, I'm looking for a 'bro' around my age and older who would be able to introduce me into man on man fun. I have only jerked off with several college buddies in my past. I am open to doing whatever you want as long as it is safe and (relatively) pain free. I work construction and do some modeling. I do not drink or do drugs or smoke and I work out everyday after work. I have a large thick cut cock. Hit me up with pics and more than just a one-liner please. Thanks.

Masc Gl Bi - 29 (Concord) Date: 2012-12-18, 9:55PM EST

Hosting, Just looking for NSA fun, 29y/o professional, 158, 59, green eyed 31w mixed race 10.5x5uc ...not into fat femm over 42, im all man straight act'n, not out, so u be too. dont sent me an e-mail unless you got body and face pic and a full description of you including your age and I will reply with a face. pretty much looking for a buddy,

I host for tranny tonight - m4t - 26 (e.charlotte) Date: 2012-11-26, 11:37PM EST

26 Straight brown male, 5"10 ft 165lbs black hair and blue eyes.Looking for a sexy TS to have fun with for the first time. I have pics, and you must as well. Lets talk ! Serious PleaseSlim, petite, passable...white or asian

Straight jock looking to have some fun - 26 (Uptown) Date: 2012-11-23, 10:54PM EST

Straight but curious jock here. Looking to have fun this weekend. DDF, no pic then no response.

Frat Bros - m4m - 21 (Uptown) Date: 2012-12-10, 5:21PM EST

So I'm a frat guy looking to experience sexual fun with another frat guy or college aged guy I'm 21, discreet, NOT OUT AT ALL and in a fraternity. I have a gf and mass and toned, def, and just looking for another college aged guy to have fun with. I have plenty of pictures but like I mentioned I am discreet and not out so i will return. Hit me up if you're interested in talking.

Discreet Jock Looking for Discreet Guy Who Can Travel Today - 25 (Winston-Salem) Date: 2012-12-09, 1:07PM EST

Guys, I just moved to the Winston area, but it's not that far from Charlotte. I'm looking for other discreet guys who can travel up to Winston to hang out today. I live alone, and can host all day.

I'm only into white, asian, middle eastern or latino guys who are clean, completely std free and no older than 29 (30 is too old for me). You must be able to travel up to Winston today. As far as what we will do, that's negotiable. However, I'm a total top.

I'm tall 6'4, former college b-ball player, completely std free, and athletic guy. I have an uncut 7" thick cock and looking to fuck discreetly today.

If you want to hang out, send me a message. Put "Charlotte" in the subject line so that I know you read my ad, and are serious. Include your age and stats. I will only trade face for face pics only.

Jock. Athlete. College. - 23 (Clt) Date: 2012-12-29, 8:39PM EST

any other visiting college dudes home for break? i play sports. kinda tired of the online thing, but it seems the only way to meet guys like me. please be discreet, masculine, muscular (don't have to be a bodybuilder). i have yim/skype. six-one, one-eighty, seven point five. i'm looking as long as this ad is still up. i can hos

Bi Jock seeks similar for Discreet Fun Now - 30 (CC (you host)) Date: 2012-12-29, 6:04PM EST

30y.o. TOP Straight jock here Have a girlfriend so I must be discreet Seeking similar straight guys, who are also attached, lookin to hook up on the side Safe discreet def only No pics no reply

Black guy new to the area looking for str8 dudes of color - 29 (downtown area) Date: 2012-12-29, 2:06PM EST

I am a curious bisexual guy who is looking to hook up with str8 couples and/or guys who are bisexual as well. I am very discrete and it's OK if you're discrete, married, or a black or interracial couple who likes to play. I am not racist, but only interested in men of color like myself-- Caribbean, Black or African. I work out. I'm 6 feet tall. Nice ass, nice dick, nice legs, but very discrete. Very freaky behind closed doors. If you're serious and discrete please respond.

These ads are disgusting, and look like they were made by Log Cabins, but at least they learned word BI. Before it was all STRAIGHT STRAIGHT STRAIGHT.

bi dude looking for brotherly love - 24 (philly) Date: 2012-12-29, 11:32AM EST

hey 24 year old bi jock guy here looking to find another masculine, preferably bi or str8, dude to get off with. I'm six feet tall and weight 180 pounds. I workout 6 days a week and take care of myself, and you should too. I have a girlfriend here, so I need to be discreet, but the idea of having a buddy to get off with in secret makes me super hard. Def into jacking-off and oral, but open to a lot more with the right dude? Anyone else find it hot to beat-off after a hot workout when we're all sweaty.

The pic below is mine and i have more to trade. please have a face and body pic to swap. Also not normally into guys who are way older than me. Married and/or attached dudes are plus. I'm real today is saturday and it's going to be 41 degrees in philly.

[quote]Hi daddy member I use to come over and get rated as fucked daddy. Email me if u see this k daddy.

Straight guy foreplay - 23 (vegas) Date: 2012-12-30, 10:05AM PST

hey I am curious here looking for some cuddling and foreplay. I'm white 5'11 brown hair 140 lbs. I'm looking for a young white guy.

MASC MIXED DOMINICANO 4 MASC MEN TO CHILL WITH - m4m - 28 (IMPERIAL PALACE aka THE QUAD) Date: 2012-12-30, 6:24AM PST

Whatz Good Fellas in Vegas for the New Years and looking for other MASC men to chill with while in town. I'm a mixed dominicanblkboy 5'7 140lbs athletic built 6-pack washboard abs 420 Friendly masculine straight acting and looking 9" uc vers looking 4 other homies to chill with. Pelons, cholos, Chicanos, gangsters masuculine foos. Let's drinks some Coronas or Dos XX or Blaze 1 and chill. Reply with your pic for faster response.

Dl guy - 21 (Blue Diamond/Durango) Date: 2012-12-29, 9:36PM PST

Looking for a hot dude to suck me off or stroke one out with. Just got off work, and need to release some tension. Very DL here, and usually into straight guys or guys that act straight. GL, DD free here, you be too. Travel or host. I'm tall, 6'2", 160, 8" cut. Looking for now. Generally, I'm into white, masculine guys. Open to guys under 50. Not into black guys. Send pic for response.

Visiting Str8/Closeted Bi - 34 (Las Vegas Strip) Date: 2012-12-29, 11:33AM PST

Visiting Las Vegas and need to be discreet: straight/closeted bi, professional male who is looking for M4M sex. So far, Vegas has been GREAT and I've had a great time (and my first 3some with two guys). I'm a masculine 5'8", 168lbs, muscular, clean, and good looking guy. I have a GF and need to be discreet. I've had some M4M experiences and I enjoyed all of them and it won't hurt to have more. If you are fit and masculine, married, with GF, closeted like me, visiting, or a discreet local guy, contact me and let's get this going. I am able to work around my schedule, but I CANNOT host. Pics included are current. Please reply with your stats and pics. Thanks!

Soldier looking now.... - 30 Date: 2012-12-30, 10:54AM CST

I am a masc guy, military bro looking for other fun guys looking for fun. Bi, straight preferred, be masculine and in shape. If you don't like this ad, just move on, there are plenty out there. I am 5'11, weight 180. If interested send a pic, no dic pics needed, want to see your bod, face required. I can how and if the ad is up, Im down for now. Be STD and disease free. Safe play only. I will bottom if your the right dude.

Straight Guy Needs Bottom! - m4m - 19 (Plano) Date: 2012-12-28, 11:39AM CST

I am a straight guy who is curious to fuck a guy. Id like a guy my age or younger. I just want a young ass to fuck on a regular basis if i like it. I have been very curious about sticking my dick in a guys ass.

If you want to be my bottom HMU

I want a oral bottom who can do what i ask. I want to only TOP!!

Please send a face pic and as the subject put your age. YOUR PICS GETS MINE!!

I HOST!! YOU MUST TRAVEL AND SUPPLY CONDOMS!

Bicurious, good looking athlete visiting - 24 (Dallas) Date: 2012-12-27, 10:31PM CST bj4g8-3505491519@pers.craigslist.org Visiting Dallas, looking to find other masculine, straight acting, athletic guys for safe fun. Not whole lot of experience with guys, just mostly girls.

I'm huge sports fan, play basketball, and run/workout five times a week. Looking for others like me.

My stats:

VGL, White, 6'1, 177 lbs, athletic, 7", extremely discreet, and DDF

Please send pics to trade, be no older than 27, and have stats

Bi Athlete for Same - 28 (Dallas) Date: 2012-12-27, 12:45PM CST 8xht9-3492444974@pers.craigslist.org Title sums up what I'm looking for. Ideally looking for someone to regularly get off with (someone else who is also straight/curious or bi). I'm 28, good looking, in shape, drug/disease free, and smart. Need to be on the DL about this so would be great if you're also on the same page. Prefer that you be under 30, good looking, drug/disease free, and able to hold a conversation.

blk dl (DFW) Date: 2012-12-29, 6:24PM CST vhn7x-3501839407@pers.craigslist.org gl dl nigga lookin fo same. Big dikk nice body can host or travel. Send pic/stats for reply. Ill send one bak. If yu aint dl dont waste yo time

Ex-College Athlete - 28 (Dallas) Date: 2012-12-21, 2:05AM CST s78kr-3446812770@pers.craigslist.org Looking for a workout partner. Please be serious, athletic, and close to my age. Prefer somebody that's a college or ex-college athlete.

Married Visitor in Boston on Jan 3rd - 27 (Back Bay Hotel) Date: 2012-12-30, 11:13AM EST

Good morning. I'm married to a woman, straight-curious, 27, six ft, 165, masculine, discreet, dd free and new to this.

I'd like to hang out with a masculine guy in a similar situation. Please be dd free, masculine and very discreet. Hairy would be cool, but not a must.

I'd like to try to suck and possibly bottom. No recip for me is cool. Looking for total NSA.

I will be in Boston Thursday, January 3rd and able to host in my Back Bay hotel. Let me know if you're interested. I'll reply to all email ASAP.

Thanks.

Honey, the thread title is "Weird Craigslist ads". These are just ads. Fuck off.

Dear idiot,

You are posting from M4M not strictly platonic, you are off topic.

In the "strictly platonic" section,

Somebody should OUT these assholes.

I've really been looking in the wrong place for my str8 trade on Craig's.

Do you think he is really a writer?

toothless cocksucker - m4m - 52 (wooster-orrville)

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toothless cocksucker looking for tops only! no reciprocation wanted or needed. I love sucking cock only. not looking to get my cock sucked and I do not fuck anyone. send pic of hard cock I will not reply to pics of soft cocks! I'm looking for regular meetings any age or race. I'm not looking for a boy friend just nsa sex! replies without pic and one liners will be deleted!!

looking 4 someone in white briefs who likes to get head - 50 (akron)

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be over 40 wear wh briefs clean showered can host certain days looking for someone for a regular thing

I'm a bigger guy looking for a guy who is in to diapers or is curious. I can not travel but I can host seeing as I live alone. Even tho I am bigger I want someone who is in decent shape chunky or a beer belly is fine. Age is not an issue as long as you are drug and disease free like me. I use my diapers for their intended purpose and want someone to share this with. Hit me up with age and states. A picture gets the quickest response. NO dick or ass pics. I have diapers.

never waste ur time on Seneca 2older no cock nasty fuks, 60+ yrs old - 32 (LOU)

They act liked 40s 50s. Hot daddies but one is 60 somthing and the other is a 70 yr old and gross gross gross and they try to get at much younger guys saying they r n shape and hung. :(

I need a guy to help put icing on my cookies. NSA, we j/o over a tray of cookies for me to eat later. When we are finished, I will give you a few for yourself if you want. Must be very clean, disease free, married guys preferred but not a requirement. I am a normal, clean, good looking professional guy. I am not seeking sex, just need help with the icing.

A friend let me wear his wife's panties while he sucked my cock. I blew a huge load. Now I want more. Be serious. You host or have a place. Need pic and stats

(pics at link)

23 year old lookking to get fucked by a +60 or +70 y/o man - m4m - 23

ive been wanting to get fucked fuck a old guy for a while i would feel like such a slut if you would take advantage of me as much as you feel like you want to do to me i havent fucked in a while and i realy need this please +60 men only please send pics with your response

Heterosexual Looking for Sizemeat - 49 Date: 2012-12-30, 4:35PM EST

We are 100% heterosexual and love the lady ham. Looking for similar masculine men about to parole. Those who have never been turned out move to the front of the line. Especially looking for tattoed and pierced cagemeat. Can provide accomodation.

I am 5'7, 270 lbs, 45 inch bosom, 39 inch waist, all-man, masculine. I enjoy a wide variety of music from the periods 1976-1981.

Send us your current physique pic and your STI-status to mpc@barcelona.es. PnP friendly.

smoker wanted - 42 (nw Ohio

I like being stripped tied mild torture. I am smooth, shaved. Looking for someone 50+, that can host. And knows how to punish, milk, and use a cigar or cigarette.

wanna pop some pain pillz and chill see what happens. :b - 19 (wv/slc)

Dude I really really wanna kick it with someone chill I'm not out and I'm straight acting looking for someone who would be down to take some pain killers with me and mess around I guess I'm bi really into oral I'm 5"4 120lbs hmu if this sounds like fun :b.

Uncle and nephew looking for 3rd - 2450 (Midvale) Nephew and uncle looking for someone to join us tonight. Nephew is 24 years old, 5'10, weighs 150 pounds. Is hwp/skinny, a little bit of body hair, 7+ inch cut. Uncle is 50. We like to hangout in the living room and let uncle play with nephews cock. Jo, foundling, touching, some times oral. Nephew gets naked and lets uncle play. We are looking for someone that would like to join, and get naked along with nephew. Then after playing for a little while, nephew and guest can suck each other, rim, 69, face fuck, kinky play, etc... Use your imagination. Uncle will watch and tell us what to do to one another. Please be 18-35 years old and skinny-hwp. Send age and stats in first email. So if this sounds like your kinda thing, and you wanna fool around, email us!! Looking for asap!!

Any one else into Wedgies? - 32 (Anywhere)

I miss the jock style bonding of the old football team. We had fun with nut taps, wedgies, and the works. Am I the only one who gets turned on by these things, or are their other guys into it? If you are going to reply, do me the courtesy of telling me about you, or I won't respond.

Downtown fuck group Jan 4th - 31 (Downtown SLC)

(pics of soldiers getting down at link)

Hosting a downtown fuck group on January 4th from 11:00 PM on.

How it works, is as each guy shows up, they put their name in a bowl. At 11:15 we lock the doors and the last guy to arrive draws a name out of the bowl. Those two strip down and do whatever they can to make the other guy cum. If you shoot your load first, you lose. Winner's name goes back in the bowl and the loser picks two names to go again. If interested please send a face pic. I will reply with my BF and my pic. So far we have about 20 guys interested so it's going to be a lot of fun. I will send out the details after we check in on the 4th with the room number etc.

Str8 Group 4 Bottom - 29 (Midtown East) Date: 2012-12-30, 6:31PM EST

A GROUP OF STR8 BUDDIES ARE LOOKING FOR A BOTTOM BOY TO PLOW NEED TO BE SMOOTH INSHAPE AND EAGER WE'RE ALL D & D FREE WE NEED A HOT HOLE TO UNLOAD IN SO U HAVE TO BE INTO HAVING YOURE HOLE FLOODED WITH CUM SPIT JIZZ LOADS U MUST REPLY WITH FACE PIC AND BOD PIC WE HAVE PIC OF ALL THE GUYS

HOT VGL RIPPED DL STR8 LOOKING FOR FUN SEEKS SAME - 25 (MIDTOWN) Date: 2012-12-30, 3:55PM EST

LOOKING FOR BODYBUILDER /JOCK

RIPPED STR8 DL W GF/BI CURIOUS 8c> 22 TO 29YO VGL YOU HOST PICS/STATS/NEG/DDF BELOW IS WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR

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Humiliation - 27 (downtown )

SEE PIC AT LINK

Good looking sub cocksucker looking for HUNG Dom. 5'11" cute ass 170, tiny dick and balls. I really get off sucking a big dick while getting teased for my tiny dick. No age or race hang-ups here. Willing to serve a few guys at once, and I don't mind if you want to get rough...cbt, spit, piss.

Looking for Company (Texarkana)

[SEE WEIRD PIC AT LINK]

Looking to hang out and chill at my place tonight. Just be nice and hwp. Pic required for a response...no exceptions.

need homeless top - 56 (East Texas south of Kilgore)

Needed one homeless man who likes to top. Gets lonely around here. I have a job, make some extra to share. Need an honest, caring man.

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R75, what homeless may have access to internet?

R62, i died reading that.

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Hung Cowboy Stud Seeking FWB - 42 (Ririe)

(MUST SEE PICS AT LINK!!!!)

Elmos a plus:

[quote]Seeking a widowed man who is in need of a boost tonight - 30 (Pocatello)

I'm in need of some mature man love tonight. I can't host seeking someone who can. I will be avail before 630 and after 730. Please let me know. I'm heading to Pocatello.

Best. Thread. Ever. Dude.

Hot Beer Piss Drinker: Wanted - 45 (Amarillo)

I'am a Very Discreet & Safe, in shape 45yo MWM, I'am home alone on Sunday afternoons & some eveings about 8 pm or so, I'am looking for a Thirsty Man to Discreetly stop by to just Drink & Swallow a nice load of my Hot Budweiser Beer Piss, straight from my clean cut, smooth 6" Tap, every now & then (NSA) ............

Strange Friend Request - 32

Ok, didn't know where to post this but here goes. First, I'm straight as can be and not curious at all. I'm looking for an occasional partner in crime so to speak. Looking for a good looking male who might be interested in having some group encounters with another interested girl. I don't have a girl available at the moment, we would need to search one out. Again, I'm cool with incidental contact, but I will reiterate...no male on male stuff, strictly pleasing the female.

I'm a very good looking (hot body) guy, 6 foot tall, 190 lbs, muscular build, DDF (and plan on staying that way), with brown hair and brown eyes. I'm very sociable, educated, respectful, and quite interested in seeing if there is a like minded guy out there that wants to buddy up. I'm attached so time management and discretion is of extreme importance. If you want to know more, tell me a little about yourself and we'll take it from there.

[quote]your pole my whole. SIMPLE. - 20 (CLVS/PTLS/MLSH)

oh, dear.

Looking for a relationship - 42 (Clovis )

{must see pic at link]

Looking for a buddy - 25 (Junction)

Hi, im looking for another married bi guy to hang out with. I am very masc and prefer the same. Very discreet, very clean. Going shopping for my wife soon and would like company. Maybe play afterward

Tall fit hung wht male looking to trade!!!!!!!! - 42 (Belton)

I am an attractive fit wht male in town on business for the day. I am having back problems and hoping to find someone who might have pain medicine that I can trade $$ or fun with.

R89, wow, poor man

Wife pimping my hubby out for an all man gangbang!! - 35 (Killeen)

My slutty husband is finally ready to do everything I say- and I say- he needs a gangbang!!! Pimping out my hot husband's ass for big dicks that can pound him hard! I told him he needs to show me he can take it like a man- want to help? He's white, dark hair, light eyes, 5'10", 35, with a very hot ass- and its time we use it. Please send pics and stats for trade and be ready to use a condom. I'll respond to all emails.

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Date: 2012-11-20, 7:25PM CST

Lesbian seeking contract marriage - 35 (Killeen)

Like the posting title says I'm a lesbian, looking for a contract marriage with an AD soldie.....I really hate the idea of posting this on CL but I really don't see any other option. We would need to meet and get to know each other a little bit first, so let's get together & discuss how we can mutually assist each other...Please feel free to respond with questions/suggestions. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Date: 2012-11-19, 7:43PM CST

Parkdale or Central Mall workers (mid county)

this time of year in retail can be stressful and you need some release? Maybe we can get together after work for a bj. FACE PIC IS NECCESSARY for a response.

lovemaking on my satin sheets. - 63 (picayune,ms.)

...i have ED. and cant get hard so if thats a problem,dont respond

[quote]i could come over for nsa fisting... - 39 (biloxi)

At casinow now,heading back to family in a while,need my ass fisted 6'4and 195 here

VERY NSFW PIC!!!!!

restroom bj today - 26 (houma)

i have a deep craving for cum that i want to get fulfilled today. will be going to walmart and would love to meet up in the biggest stall

HEALTHY, HIV POS (NOT DETECTED) - 50 (THIBODAUX)

Looking for friends, fun and more. Looking for people to hang out with and do things with, see what happens.

MUST SEE PICS @ LINK

[QUOTE]Seeking venus2000 or surge milker owners - m4m - 27 (Your place)

[QUOTE]I really want to be milked dry by a venus2000 or surge milker! Im 27 years old, 175 lbs, athletic...if you can help me out with this fantasy, and would enjoy watching the machine do its work on a hot young stud while it forces me to shoot load after load, please reply :). Also, i just want to be clear that i am only looking for people that own a milking machine..please do not message me offering to milk me with your hand, mouth or ass as this is not what im looking for...thanks!!!

I need a DL friend to chill with.... - 22

With so many scared in the closet guys out here, it's hard to find friends. I'm looking for a bruh to chill with DL of course. Don't be scared to reply because I know how hard being something you sometimes wish you weren't is. I'm a bi, masculine, nigga. No fem over here. Don't be scared to respond. I won't tell anybody bruh.

[quote]I really want to be milked dry

Does this involve eight maids a-milking?

Of course the freaky diaper guy would have to be in Kentucky!

Any jocks for hire? - 38 (DC) Date: 2013-01-03, 6:52PM EST

goodlooking straight white guy here just curious and looking for a jock, email for more info, thanks

Sleepover Like Brothers - 27 (rdu) Date: 2013-01-02, 2:40PM EST

taking a shot to see if somebody has the same outlook. seeing if anyone's down for a sleepover, the way most of us did when we were kids, nothin crazier than that, and maybe make a new buddy out of this. maybe finish up this game, or watch a movie or somethin before bed, have a couple beers and bullshit, swap rubdowns to get relaxed. do a selfcheck and make sure you're straight before replying, cause I'm not trying to mislead anyone or disappoint, just looking for a sleepover, guess you could call it bromance or whatever. this aint gonna turn into some gay lovefest. now, should we be cool with each other? yea we should, neither of us needs to run off like a pussy if the other guy has to change clothes. but do I need to know what your peepee looks like? no sir, not unless we're cramming it into the same vagina and even then i dont give a fuck. that'd be a good way to describe how comfortable we should be, straight and down to nail the same girls so we can joke about it after. if you have the same outlook, hit me up.

UNC Bros - m4m - 21 (Durham - chapel Hill ) Date: 2012-12-30, 4:10PM EST

I've been studying for finals and I need a break. I am looking for a fit bottom to have some fun with. I am really attracted to fit white dudes but open to anyone as long as you are in shape like me. I am a very good looking straight guy and a overall down to earth person. I can only travel so be able to host and send a face and body picture in first email to get a response.

DL College Guy Looking for FWB - 21 (Chapel Hill ) Date: 2012-12-30, 5:04PM EST

What's up! Straight/bi 21 yr old UNC Senior new to this, chill, masculine, DISCREET, and looking for some safe guy action. 6'1, 210, gym build, very attractive, preppy, and HUNG! Looking for similar guy, athletic, good shape, who would like to hang out maybe have a beer or two to take the edge off of exam time then if we click, maybe watch some porn, make out, and maybe trade some head or more. Like fit guys, preferable fellow UNC students but others are cool as long as your in good shape. HMU with stats and pics and put "UNC FWB" in the subject so I know your real. Hoping to get this started sooner than later so please only serious people! Im hoping to find someone that I can really hang out with and be friends and have some "fun".

cum on wife's panties - m4m - 37 (I680 and Maple)

I'll be wearing my wifes panties and would like you to cum over and have you jack off on them while I wear them. Must have a face pic or don't bother. I have pics and videos of my wife masturbating for you to watch if you would like or some other type of porn

[must see pics at link]

str8 for the same - 26 (west omaha)

str8 white, clean and good looking guy here. 5'10 200 lbs and 7 inches. looking for another str8/bi clean decent looking dude to help me get off.

Bless Me Father - 43 (Omaha)

I have sinned. I have had sex in my dreams about hot horny boys and their daddies telling me to play with them. I am not a priest, but I think they have similar thoughts and have actually done it. If you are a daddy with similar thoughts perhaps you can help me with my problem. I also like underwear and underoos on boys, love to jack off, watch porn, drink, smoke, and get high. I am bi guy, disease free. I am not a teen anymore, so I need lots of time to get off, or something that makes me super horny. My dreams make me super horny. I wish I could have been an alter boy, but I am not Catholic. Damit! I like the word "boy". There are "cowboys", "boy scouts", "boys to men", "pin boys", "hot boys", "boy lovers". I love it when you see a bathroom labled "Boys Room". Of course girls are great too (remember, I'm bi). I found out about boys at 7. Why didn't I learn earlier? Then I got cum around 14 (late bloomer). I hope my mom didn't notice all the cum stains..... Sometimes i just shot cum in my dreams and woke up with sticky undies. Well thats the "short" and "long" of it. A hard dick is "hard" to resist at any age. As soon as you find out the tickly feeling you get when you cum (or dry cum), you just want it that much more. Oh to be a boy again and fuck with all the other boys!

Flying J or Sapp Bros? - 36 (Omaha/gretna)

I am a MWM 5'11 240# with a full beard. I have a small penis. It about 4 inches when its hard. I am looking for somebody that wants to show me what the sleeping area of a semi-truck looks like. I am willing to give you a HJ, BJ or you can use my ass. Tell me what I have to do with you to get the sex tour of your sleeping area. I am willing to try anything. You have to use a condom if you want to give me anal. I hope to hear from somebody. It has been years since I got used

I do love the guys who advertise for trannies and yet spend half of their Craigslist ad saying, "No men! No men! I'm not gay!!!!"

OK, I'm trans friendly and I get that transwomen are not men. But as a man, having a cock in your mouth doesn't make you straight. It may not mean "gay" but it sure isn't the pinnacle of heterosexuality.

looking for livin companionship lovers - m4m - 49 (sc/s sioux) all bottom tight hairy ... love to kiss, rim ,suck I am lookin for someoneto be their lover livin relationship in s city or s sioux that wants to play must love to kiss cuddle and top. I love it deep doggie. serious only reply.... if interested would be lovers for eternity must love to top affection hold hands kiss cuddle garage sales public affection do have a 13yr old so must love kids i am bottom not get hard sometimes semi 5'7 155 3 cut

ED, soft,or no cum or small cocks - 56 (dsm)

I'm looking for men that have either a small cock or cant get hard or cant cum or small amt. of cum to suck. ages 45 and up.i can't host.please send stats with ur email

Im looking for a stalker a desperate man who gets what he wants - 18

i want to be raped or even kidnapped by a man like this

i dont care about states or age. i want you to be way super kinky.

i would prefer to be dressed as a girl.

im looking to be with a pyscho controlling man.

if kidnapped your in control of everything 24/7 no matter how much i hate it. no safe words nor roleplay. this would be real play.

email me what your interesed in

Hang out in our undies (My Place DSM)

PICS AT LINK Looking for those thin fit hot guys that are into hot underwear and swimwear to hang out model for each other, have some drinks and prehaps some hot fun this evening. I live alone very discreet and can host. I have a vast collection of swimwear and underwear so if that is a passion you share as well and are fit and slim wearing Small or at most Med send me an email and lets meet up. I am very fit 29 inch waist trimmed and shaved completely vers, very much into body contact, oral, rimming and both top and bottom. Send a picture and your stats and lets chill this evening and have some fun

EWWWW!! see pic at link

str8 guy looking for mansex

rubber glove finger fuck - m4m - 40 (smyrna)

Latex Doctors gloves, KY jelly, Fingered with a good reach around :) your ass or mine Popper frindly . Happy New Year !

desloge walmart-like to suck some of those guys I saw working there - m4m (MO-park hills are)

My mouth is watering. lot of nice looking guys working there sure would like to suck some of them dry until I swallow their last drop. I'm bi clean ddf average guy that gives great discreet suck jobs. prefer guys straight 20-35 slim to not too much overweight that just want to get a great release in a hot mouth. discreet and can host most of the time or meet. Don't worry dude won't tell your girlfriend or anyone else. I sure know how to use my mouth lips and tounge to get rewarded with a nice load, but Iwould like to have some nice local but very discrete cock to suck (like to keep on the downlow), a regular thing would be cool.. Be clean and disease free. hairy or scruffy is a big plus but not a requirement. this is what I really would love to service.

i am so bored always . i am always free and bored. (sikeston semo)

I CANT NOT HOST,,u can text me PLEASE B SERIOUS, I do no a few places to go do it at,, I am giving head swallowing and eating ass, I will even bottom, I will try anything once... I am so bored, I hate being bored.., so give me something to do over and over, I can travel if I travel over 15 miles I wil need gas money, I hope I here from everyone,573-380-sevenninezero eight,

Anyone want to borrow my hypno-sub? - 36 (Evansville)

I have been working with this kid for over a year and have him hypnotically trained. If you're interested, he has a list of triggers he's programmed to follow, and if you give me a day or two I can give him any specific ones you want. He's 21, cute, a little overweight but we're working on that, and completely gets off on all this. I like pimping him out, so if you want to use him, I just ask that you take pictures or video. He knows that he'll be getting hypnotized but he doesn't know his triggers or what they do. I prefer him not to remember sessions but we can discuss that if you're interested. Great for roleplay or fetishes. Can't find someone who's into what you're into? He will be when you tell him he is.

So if you want a completely controllable, hormone filled college kid to fuck, suck you off, or complete ANY (safe) fantasy, let me know and we'll arrange something.

SMEGMA WORSHIP!!!!!!! - 34 (LAS VEGAS)

Looking for guys into having their smegma filled uncut cocks worshipped.

Love the smell! Love the taste!

Masculine Fit GL Bi 6ft. 170lbs. 7.5cut DDF

Mostly into oral worship and service; mild Piss play. Open to more. Bttm here.

(WARNING! NASTY PICS at link)

From Vegas "General" section," Did he mean "cockadoodle?"

The first one to wake me up at 9am tomorrow wins free breakfast on me. Must be single males, anyone with a tan ring line will be eliminated.

Must cockadodle like a rooster and say "Good morning Sunshine" We must meet in a public place. Once you call details will follow, open to all.

Straight Muscle BBC looking to fuck - 27 (Nashville) Date: 2012-12-31, 3:09PM CST

Straight muscle black dude. Looking for generous guys who want a good pounding from a thick big black cock. Packin 9" of heat. Let me know how you want and lemme see that ass

Str8,hard9 ...want a lick? - 24 (nashville) Date: 2013-01-04, 9:30PM CST

Gf outta town, bored as fuk 2nght, looking for a Clean whteguy who wants to worshp my 9nch for a good hr or so n make me shoot... i wanna talk drty drinkn a beer watchn porn.... 6'4 220 9cut...... luv my toes suckd n lckd too... off work at 11...send face pic not pic of dck or azz ;)

Curious athlete - 22 (Nashville) Date: 2012-12-19, 10:01PM CST

I'm a white male visiting tn for the holiday. I'm great looking and pull bangin girls, not to sound conceited, but I am not desperate. Would like to meet up at another jocks house that is on the down low, and watch some porn and see where it goes. I will attach a picture of me during the summer, I am a little more swole now. I have no age or race preference, just hit the gym and we're good. Holla

Big dick arab needs fem pussy bottom - 31 (west adam st/ pulaski) Date: 2013-01-05, 9:04AM CST

Hairy straight big dick arab here looking only for very fem acting and looking bottom. Cd and tranny +. Come over get naked and get fucked until u cant take no more of this big 11inch dick. No masc men pl ease. I host only. Send ass and face pic.

The guy @R125 (assuming the pix aren't stolen) is gorgeous. Unfortunately, I'm not a shemale.

It's Pat

Didnt we see this posted before in CL?

In NY it is all massage guys, personal trainers, and houscleaners looking for work.

Just one guy in queens wants his back shaved.

VGL athletic jock looking for another athletic VGL guy for a fwb situation. must be discreet and straight acting.

i have a gf and don't do this often. looking to j/o first and just see where this goes. if this sounds like you and you're straight acting, hit me up.

23. 5'7. athletic. Looking for tonight.

Straight 4 Straight: Share my Fleshlight - 29 (Brooklyn) image 1

age : 29 body : athletic height : 6'0" (182cm)

Vgl looking for attractive Straight or Bi/Curious dudes under 35 to come over and hang out, jo to (straight) porn. I have a Fleshlight we could use or even try to dp.

I'm 29, masc, white, 6'0", 155, lean and worked out body. real 8" dick. You should be attractive, normal, and ddf. Straight, bi, curious dudes only. Not into gay guys. Sorry.

GL, MASC, BLK JOCK COLLEGE ATHLETE - 24 (Capitol Hill) I can host on campus. Hit me now so we can see if were a match.

I MAY OR MAYNOT BE LOOKING TO HOOKUP. IT DEPENDS ON YOUR SEXYNES. ALSO IM DEFIANTLY WANT TO FOOL AROUND. I LIKE ORAL SEX(69), FOREPLAY, BODY CONTACT, AND IM VERSE-TOP. SEND YOUR PICTURE, STATS, & BRIEF DESCRIPTION.

[quote] OP is like the guy who cruises the whore house then gossips about what sluts the whores are.

Lol, Idk why but this cracked me up r2.

Missed Connections there is some guy who is always looking for someone to do woodworking, he use to point out it is very hard wood.

[quote] Need an early morning guy to take care of my wood. They must clean up after. Your number gets mine with a picture of project and keep in mind I don’t work your project

[quote] I'm 6' 225 chubby (not sloppy)35 year old curious guy looking to learn the art of wood working. I'm searching for someone that has plenty of wood for me to practice on. There are a few requests though. LOOKING FOR AFTER THE VIRUS LOCKDOWN IS OVER, NO EXCEPTIONS

[quote] Need a new wood worker to handle a large project, this will be a weekly event if you are good using my tool. Include text number in reply or I will delete.

There hasn't been a Strictly Platonic section of Craigslist for over a year...it went away with all the other personals posts. OP = Rip Van Winkle