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Tallulah Bankhead

I recently finished reading a biog of the life of Tallulah Bankhead. Very interesting read. Such a liberated lady, hehe! Very much a democrat too. She could be absolutely incandescent on the stage, apparently; but there certainly were various 'turkeys' in her career as well. Any older threadsters actually see her on stage? If so, what were your impressions? It seems to be acknowledged that her greatness on the stage did not translate well for the silver screen, with perhaps Hitchcock's Lifeboat as the exception. Comments, Dahhhhlings...? :-))

by Anonymousreply 7908/30/2014

She's was a total,complete, absolute drunken cunt.

by Anonymousreply 109/02/2012

Like Ethel Merman and Carol Channing, she never learned how to dial it down a notch for the silver screen.

by Anonymousreply 209/02/2012

It's not as if she was liberated when sober. The booze provided the platform for her views.

by Anonymousreply 309/02/2012

How about giving us the title of the biography?

by Anonymousreply 409/02/2012

The book is "Tallulah! The Life and Times of a Leading Lady" by Joel Lobenthal.

So... anyone who did witness one of her stage performances?

by Anonymousreply 509/02/2012

Her performance in "Lifeboat" is a perfect blend of absolute stillness and focus paired with Tallulah unleashed.

by Anonymousreply 609/02/2012

I love the story where one of her weekend guests is woken by the butler with a large vodka. Tallu sweeps by and says "better drink it dahling, there won't be any more served until after breakfast".

Or to the bishop at a church service: "lovely outfit dahling but your handbag is on fire" - meaning the item containing the burning insence.

by Anonymousreply 709/02/2012

"Do you have two fives for a ten?"

by Anonymousreply 809/02/2012

She wasn't a true actress. She was a personality actress.

by Anonymousreply 909/02/2012

Thanks r5/OP, sounds good, I will check it out.

by Anonymousreply 1009/02/2012

When they were fitting Tallu into her skintight Black Widow costume on Batman, she exclaimed "well, there goes one ball!"

When asked if Monty Clift was gay, she said " well I don't know Darling. He's never sucked MY cock!"

When they put a costume over her head and it got stuck, she said "that reminded me of being in the back of a taxi with those two nuns,"

by Anonymousreply 1109/02/2012

Tallulah was a Democrat at a time when every white voter in the South was a Democrat, including sheet-wearing Klan members.

by Anonymousreply 1209/02/2012

Southerners didn't abandon the Democratic Party until after the big Civil Rights victories of the mid-60s under LBJ.

by Anonymousreply 1309/02/2012

"When I was 12, I was raped in our driveway. It was terrible—all that gravel ..."

"My father was always warning me about men and alcohol. He never said a thing about women and cocaine."

Earl Wilson: "Miss Bankhead, have you ever been mistaken for a man on the phone?"

Tallu: "Why, no, dahling, have you?"

by Anonymousreply 1409/02/2012

One Christmas Eve, she was in St. Patrick's Cathedral in NYC, and when she went up to kneel at the front railing for communion, she looked up and saw the most grotesque crucifix staring down at her -- a tortured, bleeding, suffering Christ.

So she said, "Smile, Dahling -- it's your BIRTHday!"

by Anonymousreply 1509/02/2012

Any more Tallulah? Please keep them coming. Very funny.

by Anonymousreply 1609/02/2012

Ted Hook, Bankheads live-in assistant came home one night and found that Tallulah, who smoked in bed, had flicked a live ash onto the pillow Delores, her dog slept on.

After several failed attempts to awaken her from her slumber, he finally got a response when he urgently screamed "Miss Bankhead, Delores is on FIRE!"

"Well for Christ sake, PUT HER OUT!" Bankhead bellowed and then promptly went back to sleep.

by Anonymousreply 1709/02/2012

Tallulah was interviewed by a woman from one of those "ladies' magazines," and the uptight, haughty woman clearly disapproved of Tallulah and her lifestyle and didn't keep it from her either. After the interview, Tallulah walked the woman to the elevator which was full of people and just as the doors were closing Tallulah said to her "dahling, you were the nicest lesbian I've ever met!"

by Anonymousreply 1809/02/2012

r12, now you know you fucked up for trying to saying Tallulah was like every racist southerner.

by Anonymousreply 1909/02/2012

She was in a Batman two-parter. I believe she'd had a stroke.

by Anonymousreply 2009/02/2012

Did she go out with any famous women?

by Anonymousreply 2109/03/2012

I think she screwed Greta Garbo and Billie Holiday.

by Anonymousreply 2209/03/2012

Didn't they say she slept with Hatti McDaniel? I also heard Garbo, Holiday, and I think Crawford.

by Anonymousreply 2309/03/2012

• I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.

• I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

• Cocaine isn't habit-forming. I should know -- I've been using it for years

by Anonymousreply 2409/03/2012

Ester Williams said Tallulah went up to Ester and Rock Hudson and Tallulah said, who shall I pick to have sex with? Ester Williams laughed out loud when Tallulah said that.

I think Tallulah's father was a politician in the south.

by Anonymousreply 2509/03/2012

I think she died broke because she was not good managing her money at all.

Tallulah had a threesome with Billie Holiday and male black club performer. I don't remember who the male was.

by Anonymousreply 2609/03/2012

Her estate was worth 2 million. A reporter said to her that she was in a lot of junk to which she replied Yes, but I got paid for it.

by Anonymousreply 2709/03/2012

When Tallulah met Joan Crawford, they were introduced by Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.--who was married to Joan at the time. Tallulah reportedly took Crawfard by the hand and said "Delighted to meet you dahling. I've already had him...I believe you're next!". Bankhead also had a long-term relationship with actress Patsy Kelly, and she "knocked boots" with Louise Brooks.

by Anonymousreply 2909/03/2012

Her's a nice article by someone who knew her, OP...

by Anonymousreply 3009/03/2012

Tallulah's father was Senator Bankhead from Alabama.

by Anonymousreply 3109/03/2012

Tallulah once allowed Vincent Price to give her sleeping husband a blow job while she stood and watched.

When her husband, the well endowed actor John Emery, began to wake, Tallulah shouted, "Let him finish, dahling, I almost got lockjaw sucking you last night".

by Anonymousreply 3209/03/2012

I just remembered I have her 1948 film A ROYAL SCANDAL filed away - must rescue it and wallow, she plays Catherine the Great and its by Otto Preminger, produced by Lubitsch, and has Anne Baxter supporting. Must be a wow ....

by Anonymousreply 3309/03/2012

Bump, dahhhhhling.

by Anonymousreply 3502/24/2013

She's buried at the edge of the Chesapeake Bay in a beautiful cemetery in Eastern Maryland.

by Anonymousreply 3602/24/2013

Wow, r34. Great stories. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 3702/24/2013

[quote]She's buried at the edge of the Chesapeake Bay in a beautiful cemetery in Eastern Maryland.

If by "the edge" you mean "five miles away."

by Anonymousreply 3803/03/2013

[quote]Tallulah's father was Senator Bankhead from Alabama.

No, her father was Congressman William Bankhead of Alabama who became Speaker of the US House of Representatives. Her grandfather and her uncle were Senators.

by Anonymousreply 3903/03/2013

I saw 'Lifeboat' last night.

Was Tallulah Bankhead really bi in her personal life?

My favourite characters of this movie are those of Hume Cronyn and Mary Anderson. They had a nice aura.

And yes, John Hodiak is very sexy in this movie. Like a handsome ape!

Hitchcock is always peculiar and classy with his work.

by Anonymousreply 4008/28/2013

'Don't think I don't know who's been spreading gossip about me . . . After all the nice things I've said about that hag [Bette Davis]. When I get hold of her, I'll tear out every hair of her mustache!' -Tallulah Bankhed

Wow...lol! Tallulah could get really edgy!

by Anonymousreply 4108/28/2013

I just read this article about her:

She was wildly promiscuous, with both men and women – she once tried to list all her lovers and got to 185 before the doorbell rang. She had at least four abortions in her twenties, but in 1933 she was rushed into hospital with violent abdominal pains and was so critically ill that one newspaper published her obituary. Eventually she was found to be suffering from advanced gonorrhoea and given a hysterectomy. It didn't curb her wit – as she left the hospital, she told her consultant, "Don't think this has taught me a lesson!" and threw herself into affairs with the artist Rex Whistler, the playwright Clifford Odets and the actor Burgess Meredith. But she later told a friend that she didn't feel anything during sex, and this is borne out by a comment in Odets's diary that: "She suffers from an awful and big sense of 'insufficiency'. She feels all people are aware of that lack and she compensates for it by giving you her sex instruments for your use and possible pleasure. That is her way of binding you to her."

Perhaps this "insufficiency" also explains her lifelong habit of exhibitionism. As a young woman, she was always turning cartwheels to reveal that she wore no knickers; later, she simply took her clothes off at parties. The comic actress Beatrice Lillie complained: "I can't stand it when she lifts up her dress." The actors' union Equity had to reprimand her for flashing at the audience in The Skin of Our Teeth, and Hitchcock, faced with similar complaints on the set of Lifeboat, said that he was never sure whether to refer the matter to the hairdressing or costume department.

By her fifties Bankhead was drinking heavily – adding "spirits of ammonia" to her tea – and also using massive doses of barbiturates to sleep. When she went to bed, her maid would tape her wrists together to prevent her taking more pills if she woke in the night. Inevitably, her speech became slurred, her timing poor, and her last Broadway appearance, as Flora Goforth in The Milk Train Doesn't Stop Here Anymore, closed after just five performances. The director, Tony Richardson, described her in his memoirs as "the most unpleasant person I've ever worked with – or let's blame it on her senility and decay". She died in 1968 of emphysema, pneumonia and malnutrition – the latter because, like many alcoholics, she never bothered to eat.

by Anonymousreply 4208/28/2013

[quote]One account in McLellan's books says that Bankhead liked to apply some of Dietrich's signature hairdressing gold dust to her pubic hair, open the door and flash anyone who passed by, asking them what they thought she had just finished doing. The author speculates that the two stars shared more than champagne during this time, though of course, there is no proof.

by Anonymousreply 4308/28/2013

R34 Thank you so much for the stories. Reading them, I was transported away... visualizing the events unfolding. Just wonderful.

by Anonymousreply 4408/28/2013

If Tallulah spoke well of Bette and then Davis stabbed her behind her back, she had the right to be choleric with Davis.

You can't provoke a wild feline like Tallulah Bankhead and then expect that she won't strike back!

by Anonymousreply 4508/28/2013

Gloria Swanson and Tallulah Bankhead at the Celebrity of the Year awards, New York, 1951.

by Anonymousreply 4608/28/2013

Did she and Dietrich....?

by Anonymousreply 4708/28/2013

Was Lifeboat written for Tallulah? Hard to imagine anyone else doing that role justice.

by Anonymousreply 4808/28/2013

r15 reminds me of another story of Tallulah in church. When the priest walked by holding that little gold container of burning incense, Tallulah exclaimed "Dahling, your DRESS is DIVINE, but your PURSE is on FIRE!"

by Anonymousreply 4908/28/2013

Tallu had a THING for women of color, and chased Billie Holiday (success), Hatti McDaniel (rumored to be a success), Lena Horne (unsuccessful).

by Anonymousreply 5008/28/2013

Once, at a party, one of her friends brought along a young man who boldly told Bankhead that he wanted to make love to her that night. She did not bat an eye and said, "And so you shall, you wonderful, old-fashioned boy."

Another version of the story holds that Bankhead met Chico Marx at a party before her reputation had overturned the presumption that William B. Bankhead's daughter would be disgusted by Marx's typically crude (yet generally effective) approach. According to Dick Cavett, after Marx had been cautioned to be on his best behavior with Bankhead, the two first spoke at the punch bowl.

"Miss Bankhead."

"Mr. Marx."

And, as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Chico told her, "You know, I really want to fuck you." She replied, "And so you shall, you old-fashioned boy."

by Anonymousreply 5108/28/2013

And the story of her on the elevator, when a drunk came up to her and mumbled, "I sure would like a little pussy." She replied, "Me too, mine's as big as my hat."

Another elevator story: Somebody asked her, "Did you pass gas?" She replied , "Sure, do you think that I smell like that all the time?"

by Anonymousreply 5208/28/2013

I love a good apocryphal Tallulah Bankhead story. One of my favorites:

A stewardess on a TWA flight asked her, "Miss Bankhead, would you like some of our TWA coffee?" She replied, "I really wouldn't care for any, dahling, but I'd just [italic]love[/italic] some of your TWA tea!"

by Anonymousreply 5308/28/2013

I think she was an incest survivor and acted out accordingly.

The exhibitionism, promiscuity, drinking to oblivion, joking about sex constantly---all earmarks to that sort of situation.

by Anonymousreply 5408/28/2013

The second hour long Lucy-Desi special is not to be missed. Tallulah was drunk/high the entire time and acted circles around Lucy...

by Anonymousreply 5508/28/2013

So Lucy was in the closet R55?

by Anonymousreply 5608/29/2013

I don't believe that Tallulah is drunk or high in that Lucy/Desi Comedy Hour. She is too on the mark and seriously funny to be in an altered state. She nails every scene she is in. It is a classic episode.

by Anonymousreply 5708/29/2013

Tallulah was good at doing cartwheels. Sometimes she'd be asked to do a few at parties. If she was wearing a wide skirt, she'd say, "Let's play now-you-see-it-now-you-don't." she would take off her panties and commence doing a series of cartwheels across the room. The guests immediately realized what she was talking anout.

by Anonymousreply 5808/29/2013

The comment about Bette Davis came from The Big Show, Tallulah's radio program on NBC in the early fifties, when the networks were giving primetime radio a last shot after the advent of TV. Tallulah was the host of a variety show with weekly guest stars. She got the job when All About Eve reinvigorated her fame. Since she had been seen almost universally as the model for Margo Channing, she invited Davis, in the spirit of good fun and better publicity, to be her guest on the premiere show. A decade earlier, after Davis had starred in successful film adaptations of two Bankhead plays, Dark Victory and The Little Foxes, Tallulah tried to manufacture a public feud that would attract attention for her -- an actressy version of Benny vs. Allen. But Davis refused to play along and, whenever asked about her, replied with praise (which she meant). So Davis declined to appear on Tallulah's radio program, and Tallulah proceeded to make fun of her on air every week. It was the next best thing to having her there. The Big Show, however, didn't last long, and neither did Tallulah's post-Eve heat (or, for that matter, Davis's).

by Anonymousreply 5908/29/2013

Two more things, and then I'll shut up:

(1) Contrary to the myth, Bankhead and Davis didn't despise each other. They barely knew each other but supposedly had a reasonable amount of respect for each other's talent. The rumors of a feud were fabricated by Bankhead for publicity. On the other hand, many people who worked with Bankhead hated her: Lillian Hellman, Fredric March and Florence Eldridge, Elia Kazan, Tab Hunter. And Davis really did despise Miriam Hopkins, Joan Crawford, and Faye Dunaway.

(2) Mankiewicz said that the story in All About Eve wasn't inspired by anything that had happened to Bankhead but by a much less malicious incident between Elisabeth Bergner and Irene Worth during the Broadway production of The Two Mrs. Carrolls. Davis said that Bankhead wasn't on her mind when she played Margo. She happened to be wearing her hair long when she was offered the part, and just before filming began, she had damaged her throat (and deepened her voice) in a shouting match with her soon-to-be ex-husband. Of course, the rumored decade-old feud between Bankhead and Davis played a part in fanning speculation.

Too much information, right? Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 6008/29/2013

Daaaaaaarling. Bump.

by Anonymousreply 6109/02/2013

Author (and lesbian) Lee Israel had to be super careful and tip-toe around Tallulah's lesbianism in her 1971 book bio even though Bankhead was dead.

by Anonymousreply 6209/02/2013

The Big Show on Youtube:

by Anonymousreply 6309/02/2013

R60,

[quote]Davis said that Bankhead wasn't on her mind when she played Margo.

Yes, Davis claimed that, but I don't believe it for a minute. Margo's look and style and bitchiness were pure Tallulah (esp. during that period). Movie critics and audiences at the time immediately recognized this and duly commented on it, which I believe was what led to Bette's disclaimer. Also, according to the book "All About All About Eve," Bankhead was briefly considered for the part of Margo, but Joe Mankiewicz blanched at the thought of having to direct such disruptive, undisciplined star, and Edith Head even said herself that she used Bankhead as her inspiration for Margo's wardrobe.

by Anonymousreply 6409/02/2013

I've been told that in R60 I distributed bad information: The story behind All About Eve had nothing to do with Irene Worth. It was inspired by something that occurred between Elisabeth Bergner and a young woman, unknown to her at the time, who showed up one night during the London production of The Two Mrs. Carrolls, insinuated herself into Bergner's life, and tried, like Eve, to replace her.

And it wasn't Mankiewicz who knew about the incident but Mary Orr, an occasional actress who wrote "The Wisdom of Eve," the short story on which Mankiewicz based his screenplay.

You really shouldn't believe anything I say.

by Anonymousreply 6509/02/2013

R64, you may be right. Of course, Mankiewicz wrote the part for Claudette Colbert, who sounded and looked nothing like Bankhead. In fact, Anne Baxter was cast partly because she resembled Colbert -- the shape of her face, her hairstyle, her voice, her mannerisms. So at least what's on paper probably wasn't inspired much by Bankhead. Still, you may be right about Bette Davis and what inspired her. In any event, whomever she had in mind, she gave a great performance. She elevates the movie by engaging the audience viscerally, in a way that the screenplay and the other actors, entertaining and witty as they are, don't.

by Anonymousreply 6609/02/2013

She was the Zsa Zsa of her time. Zsa Zsa was 15 years younger.

by Anonymousreply 6709/02/2013

Also originated the role of Sabina in "The Skin of Our Teeth" to much acclaim.

Great story tells of Eleanor Roosevelt coming to Tallu's apartment for a visit. In the middle of the conversation, Tallulah went to the bathroom (to pee or take a dump, who knows?), leaving the door open and simply continued to chat.

She was also a huge baseball fan.

There's an early talkie starring her, Charles Laughton, and Gary Cooper (the title of course escapes me at the moment) that's quite good. And also her screen version of "The Cheat" where she gets branded by her Eurasian lover.

"Die, Die, My Darling" of course is a real treat.

by Anonymousreply 6809/02/2013

R66, Yes, Davis delivered one of the greatest and most iconic female performances with AAE. So iconic, in fact, that the Margo Channing persona has become so closely associated with Bette that that's how many people remember her as (or has Baby Jane Hudson!). What they don't realize is, at the time, Bette's transformation into Margo was astounding, and gave her the glamour and allure that, for better or worse, pushed her into the camp pantheon occupied by glamour queens Crawford and Dietrich (perhaps it began with "Now Voyager" but AAE definitely cemented her fate). The inspiration -- Tallulah, on the other hand, outside certain circles, is largely forgotten. I remember several years ago when the Tallulah episode of "The Lucy & Desi Hour" came on on "Nick at Nite," my roommate at the time, who was no classic movie buff, thought Tallu was Bette Davis. When I told him it was Tallulah Bankhead, he goes, "Why is she imitating Bette Davis? Is she supposed to be Bette Davis?"

by Anonymousreply 6909/02/2013

No, she most definitely wasn't, r67. You haven't been listening.

by Anonymousreply 7009/02/2013

FYI, Youtube has recordings of Bankhead's radio performance of ALL ABOUT EVE, and she essays the role of 'Margo Channing' as Herself, replete with [italic]dahhh-lings[/italic] and [italic]how divine![/italic], never wavering from the Tallulah persona. 'Karen Richards' is played by Mary Orr, the one who wrote the short story the screenplay is based on. Orr later described Tallu as a complete bitch.

by Anonymousreply 7109/02/2013

Someone here mentioned A ROYAL SCANDAL. This movie can currently be found on youtube. (I say "currently" because old films posted on youtube frequently disappear. But, based on what I've seen, Fox is fairly lax about removing its classic films unless they are ones that can still bring in streaming/dvd revenues.)

by Anonymousreply 7209/02/2013

Valerie Harper does a wonderful job playing Bankhead in 'Looped'

by Anonymousreply 7309/02/2013

Tallulah entertains the troops in 'Stage Door Canteen'

by Anonymousreply 7409/02/2013

Bette Davis getting the role of Margo Channing at the 11th hour is the greatest lucky accident in film history. It is my all-time favorite performance by an actress, ever.

by Anonymousreply 7509/02/2013

Interesting article at link.

by Anonymousreply 7608/30/2014

She gave anal to Milton Berle.

by Anonymousreply 7708/30/2014

[quote] She gave anal to Milton Berle.

My, she WAS experienced.

by Anonymousreply 7808/30/2014

At a Christmas holiday party, Tallulah disappeared into her kitchen, from which was heard the most god-awful sounds, demarcated by Tallu's well-known dirty mouth. A seeming eternity later, La Tallu appeared, carrying a large silver tray, upon which were arranged charred lumps of who-knows-what(which turned out to be burned cookies) She announced to one and all, "Fuck Betty Crocker!!!"

by Anonymousreply 7908/30/2014
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