Hottest US football player, past or present

I always loved Broadway Joe.

Jim Brown.

Jim Brown - forgot to add pic of him from his college days.

Tony Dorset

Travis Jervey

Mamma still like! Mamma still like! The older Bryce Paup makes Mamma's mussy sweatier than a junior linebacker in the mud! Mamma's backfield is in motion! Spike my mussy, Bryce!

For present, it has to be Eric Decker of the Broncos. He's even more beautiful than Tebow. His gimpy foot keeps him from realizing his potential though.

Joe Namath and Farah Fawcett

Back in the 1970s, I thought it was Houston Oiler's quarterback, Dan Pastorini, who posed for Playgirl.

Matt Kalil is a rookie out of USC playing for the Vikings. He's Lebanese/Mexican and really cute. 6'7, 300 pounds. I love his type of eyes, smile, and dimple chin.

I guess everyone hates him except me, but Brett Favre will always be the hottest in my book.

Bruce Matthews was one of most handsome ever

and there used to be a bulge pic of him in uniform

I want to do things to Victor Cruz that would make Prince Harry blush.

Victor and his bulge make 2.

Eric Decker is widely thought to be the hottest dude in football today.

Cam Newton is a stud

Kurt Coleman

Laron Landry

Victor Cruz is walking sex. He is my type of dude.

Mark Sanchez

Taylor Mays

Jason Taylor

I agree that Decker is pretty damn hot.

He's kind of douchey, but I also like Brian Cushing of the Houston Texans.

R9, you can see a shirtless Dan Pastorini in this film at around 9:30...and at the beginning of part 3. Great body.

Oh yes, R10. He's the hottest bear in the NFL.

Gimme an O

O!

Gimme a J

J!

What's that spell?

OJ!

R7 wins

I'd take Wes Welker over any other football player any day.

You are all too young to remember the young Frank Gifford (late 1950s-early 1960s) who would put all these slackers to shame.

Sorry, Kathie Lee haters!

I do love Joe Namath, though he was a very different type.

Frank Gifford? That is hilarious. Even at this prime, his body was unremarkable. Looking at his old football pics, today he looks like a guy off the streets who doesn't even have a gym membership. The players of today ring circles around him with their incredible bods. And Frank's face was never great.

Speaking of Frank Gifford, Dandy Don Meredith was pretty hot!

Can't forget the Gronk!!

on that gossip from the other thread, now that I know MARK SANCHEZ is supposedly VERY well-hung, he wins.

Adam Vinatieri

I guess he's still kicking.

Gross. He looks like Kurt Warner's blonder, fatter brother.

R35 clearly has an eating disorder.

Tony Gonzalez looks like a bisexual college wrestler dude I am messing with.

Russell Wilson

James Casey is fine!

Victor Cruz gets my vote too, Id let him ravage ALL my orifices!

Luke Kuechly

Willis Mcgahee

R37 = link posting FAIL

Jake Locker

Ryan Matthews

Tony Gonzalez

Joe Namath & Roman Gabriel

Has Brett Favre had a retirement party this month? He must have quite a collection of gold watches.

Pat Hayden was cute to gals...

Luke

And he's got a scar.

HE NEEDS ME!

Jamie Harper

Even linebackers today's are hot and buff.

Remeber Lyle Alzado?

r52, Harper is one of the most beautiful men I've seen in football.

SO who's too lazy to pick a pic, and has to keep linking to all of Google hits for these men.

Dumbie.

Frank Gifford has never been attractive.

Mike Vrabel. The guy was a walking Palanca cartoon.

Brandon Stokley

Actually it was the Broncos' Brady Quinn who was winning all the hotness polls last year

But BQ was bearding with A. Sacramone.

You know Brady Quinn keeps his hole good and tight for some big thick black cock

Brooks Reed -

Jerry Sandusky. Or maybe one of the ones that Darryl Royal coached as I understand he often carried a paddle into the locker room and used it too--I guess that means at least some of those football player asses were hot in more ways than one. Hey, as a kid I wanted to spank Frank Gifford and fuck his ass off. Alas, they grow old so fast..........

Miles Austin

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews is still pretty hot, but when he played for USC he looked like a Greek god.

Heard Clay has a huge dick YUMMY

The pre1980 football players look so puny and underdeveloped compared to today's players. They had bodies like soccer players.

hot

Matt Kalil without a shirt. Plow me.

Terrell Owens' body is a work of art.

Thanks R70. Now that's a real man.

Jordan Shipley

I can't believe nobody has posted Troy Aikman. The most beautiful male ever, and whose sexuality is the subject of endless speculation!

Matt Kalil is HOT AS FUCK

"I can't believe nobody has posted Troy Aikman."

He has the face of an ape in my opinion.

Speaking of endless speculation, how about Timmy Tebow.

Troy Aikman's face is YOUR opinion. I'm sure you are perfectly gorgeous. But I will say that we are owe a tremendous debt to Jim Brown for showing it all in Playgirl. I know there have been threads about Playgirl's downfall.

Troy was my stud back in the day but today I consider him a douche.

I remember watching a Dallas Cowboy game where a referee placed his hand on Troy's formidable butt and when both walked away together the referee kept his hand on Troy's butt who didn't seem to mind. The referee felt Troy's ass for almost a minute. It was hot.

Dude, the uniforms on the Virginia Tech and Georgia Tech game tonight are pornographic. I got turned out seeing their hot asses and jock straps all in the camera everywhere. This is hot game, and not just the score.

R79, that was one lucky referee. Maybe that's why Ytoy was able to do all that scoring, on and off the field.

Cam Newton

Tony Gonzalez

Joe Namath. Dan Pastorini. Dan Marino.

Danny Amendola.

He played for my university.

Sex on a stick!

Past: Howie Long Present: Miles Austin

More pics of the young, sweaty Danny Amendola

Ben Roethlisberger is big and hot. Looks like he has a fat cock.

Decker and Brady

I'm surprised nobody has yet mentioned Ken O'Brien. There aren't a whole lot of hot pix of him, but here you go!

Lucky Kim Kardashian, who dated Miles Austin. You have to give her credit for having great taste with that pick.

Could we have the white-only version of this thread? After all, this is a white-made sport that used to be and should still be only about us instead of those poor negroes. TIA.

Although he hasn't aged all that well, John Parker Wilson (formerly of the Alabama Crimson Tide and the Atlanta Falcons) was once a pretty boy.

R93, do you have any current pics of Wilson?

From the WAAYYY back machine...Johnny Mack Brown, hero of the Alabama Crimson Tide's Rosebowl winning team. Brown's good looks were noticed by a Hollywood agent when the team came to Los Angeles, and he was offered a contract.

San Francisco 49er Dwight Clark back in 80s.

I'll try to find a pic.

Another quite famous University of Alabama player

Very telling that African-Americans make up 2/3 of NFL players, but 0.000001% of this read.

R98 must be the one that always tries to make colored guys happen on any hot thread.

r98, great point. They do the same thing with basketball, which really reveals their mindset.

Jay Cutler with gaydog -

I USED to think Eric Decker was insanely hot but now that he has endorsed Romney, he is dead to me.

Reggie Bush

Houston Texan running back Arian Foster was interviewed last night before the game. He is pretty......

Damn, I want all these guys to pass me around the locker room. Romney supporters and all 'cause you know they'd throw a mean hate-fuck.

Former Chicago Bear Marcus Allen with a huge dick.

Harrison Smith -

Eric Decker is smoldering hot

Fred "The Hammer" Williamson

Kurt Warner - anyone know of any shirtless pics?

Eric Decker is experiementing with otter/bear look

Eric Decker, Danny Amendola, Victor Cruz, and Tom Brady are in my top 5, I have one more opening...

R112 Most of us only have two. Are you into DPs?

Are there any current NFL players, or even college players, one would consider pretty rather than handsome?

Clay Matthews III

r113, I'm a woman who is into ear sex.

[quote]I USED to think Eric Decker was insanely hot but now that he has endorsed Romney, he is dead to me.

He is worth at least a mercy fuck now.

Tim Tebow, without a doubt! I know everyone agrees with me here.

R118 That shirt looks an awful lot like the one Aaron Schock was wearing with the white pants and the turquoise belt. I wonder if they shop together? Sharing a closet, perhaps?

Just seeing Victor Cruz makes me horny. He has that machismo swag I love in dudes. He fits into that uniform in an almost pornographic way. I love football.

Football needs more Dominican dudes.

Tom Brady.

END THREAD.

There is no one hotter.

No, r122. Many people are not into that bland whitebread look.

Howie Long.

George Wilson

Will Demps makes me sweat

Former Wide Receiver Johnnie Morton

R110, here you go.

Brian Bosworth

Jimmy Graham of the Saints

Jordy Nelson

Devin Thomas (right)

Who can compete with Adrian Peterson's bod?

The Sweetness.

Brandon Stokley

Vinny Testaverde

r135? See r59.

Still moist for Roethlisberger.

If you like black guys, and I know some DLers don't but I sure do, then my vote for new NFL hottie is Ramses Barden. 6'6, hunky-handsome, extremely fit, fashionable, and a true mega-watt smile.

James Thrash

Eric Decker, yes.

Anybody who thinks that blob at r10 is hot... there are just no words.

Clay Harbor

You fickle queens are forgetting we already did this years ago, and came up with Mama's boy Jeremy Bloom, skier, model, philanthropist, entrepreneur, and NFLer

Bloom back in the day

Now he's working a furious comb-over, but still hot.

TO's body is an inspiration for my gym time.

Don't forget the Photoshop classes, too, if you want to achieve that body.

Jim Brown, Jim Brown, Jim Brown. Query the internet for the Playgirl nudes. Gays should be as grateful to him as the slaves were to Lincoln. If ever anybody didn't start a trend, it was him.

There is nothing quite like the sight of Victor Cruz butt swing back and forth, to and fro, in a touchdown salsa. His is the best ass in football.

R148, Drew Brees has the best ass in football in my opinion.

Drew Brees? ha! with guys like Victor Cruz, Mark Sanchez, Larry Fitzgerald, LaDainian Tomlinson, Reggie Bush, Cam Newton, and Miles Austin? Drew Brees is not even the best on his own team, especially with Jimmy Graham on the team.

Tom Brady has the worst body of any QB I've ever seen. Even Roethlisberger's is better.

Thank you 149! Ditto I'm sure.

Thank you, r150. You nailed it.

Lance Moore is another dude on the Saints teams that makes Drew Brees look like a frumpy Wal Mart shopper.

Reggie Bush's ass is so phat that Kim Kardashian rode his ass, instead of the other way around.

Thanks R128 - That pic is hot. He's hairy just like I figured he'd be. I am not a fan of his religious beliefs, but Kurt Warner is SO a DILF!

Herschel Walker back in the day

Will Demps, the half Korean, half black model looking hunk.

Kurt Coleman

Kurt Coleman is "that dude."

Brendon Ayanbadejo

Roethlisberger may be the ugliest man to ever play the game. Don't understand how anyone could find him in the least bit attractive.

It's a toss-up between Tom Brady and Tim Tebow.

Which two NFL quarterbacks currently playing are most different in physical appearance (facial and body)?

Whta I love about that photo of Bloom is they made it look like there is sunshine coming out of his ass.

Cam Newton of Carolina

Who wouldn't want to wake up next to Tim Tebow?

If Jeremy Bloom is not THE most beautiful and sexiest in history, he's definitely in the top five.

R167 loves popping zits. No prize for that fetish.

Grow up, r169...seriously!

I love giving blumpkins!

What-ever, r171! So immature!!

OMG Jeremy Bloom got fugly.

Jeremy Bloom is not my type.

Mychal Rivera, Tennessee Vols

Ray Rice

Thomas Clayton

Jon Beason

Donald Brown is scorching hot. Just wow!

Patrick Willis

I know he's in bed with Papa John now and is likely persona non grata, but... Peyton Manning, now and forever. He just does it for me. And Eli.

Who the hell could say Frank Gifford wasn't hot?

My favorite Daddy of all time - Dick Butkus and one of cutest football players of the last 30 yrs Gary Fencik.

wow, r181. You have unusual taste. They do nothing for me. They hardly look like the typical modern built football player.

I know nothing about football and wouldn't even know who they are if it weren't for their other media appearances: Peyton's commercials and Eli's appearance on SNL.

Victor Cruz.

Arlene Francis flirting with Frank Gifford on What's My Line. Especially funny for the time.

For R183.

R188 - Thank you everso. Even as an older man he still has it.

I'm guessing Tank Carder won't be on this list!

No one is more hotter than Tim Tebow.

Victor Cruz is just pure heat. He doesn't have to do anything and I get excited!

Reggie Bush

Another vote for the super masculine Frank Gifford.

Please, of them all, Troy Aikman will always be the hottest. When he finally decided to get MARRIED, ESPN queried, "Who's the lucky guy?" (note the adjective). He has since divorced.

Tony Gonzalez is pure heat

Luke Kuechly

Cam Newton is the man!

Tony Gonzalez!

Jon Beason

That WML clip at R187 is great. Everyone is flirting with Frank, who was really gorgeous when he was young.

Josh Freeman

This guy...wow.

DeMarco Murray's butt

R203, link doesn't work

Ok, try this. Scroll down to Matt Leinart.

Chad Ochocinco Johnson has a sex tape, but he just blocked it from internet sites. Too bad, I always saw his big dick flopping when he ran and imagine he has 8.5

Chad. Too hot. Too hot, baby.

Insane.

Sorry. Here's insane.

Burt Reynolds in the original "The Longest Yard". My, my, my!

Victor Cruz drives me wild!

What a hot butt! He's the hottest thing in football.

Devin Thomas retired this year, but my goodness he is one sexy man.

Another vote for the young Frank Gifford!

Anyone who disagrees cannot have watched that What's My Line? clip at r187.

More Devin. Is that a wet spot?

new Matt Kalil pic flexing

Joe Namath had the hottest charisma. He was not conventionally handsome but he was sex on a stick....so much more flirty appeal than all these current run-of-the-mill types.

I almost went gay for him, R218.

I almost did.

Love the uniforms of Texas Longhorns. Hot

stretching

Deangelo Hall is hot. Go Skins!

Mr Cruz

DL likes the ugliest people.

Ready to watch Alabama vs Notre Dame

Antrel Rolle

They're hot!

Damn, Matt Kalil is such a cutie pie

What an ass!

JJ Watt of the Houston Texans.

Joe Montana in bathing suit with son. Wish I could see Joe's meat better

For R230:

"Assume the position, JJ"

I am a diehard Redskins fan, but Russell Wilson is fine.

Russell Wilson is a beautiful dude.

Russell Wilson could get it!

they are hot but it just occured to me why athletes are often opposed to having out gay teammates..omg, bryce your body looks so beautiful when you scramble with the ball..hahaha

r236, a few are, most are not. There have been recent surveys done on the matter.

r236, you do realize that most bisexual or gay football players don't talk like junior high girls or feminine girly guys?

Not everyone's cup of tea, but for me, it's Peyton Hillis.

I hate to say it because everyone will probably pick him and I hate the Patriots but Tom Brady.

For R239.

I hear ya, baby!

Eli Manning.

The rest are thugly, especially in Pittsburgh.

R241, I thank you!

That man just gets me hot and bothered!(Glad to see I'm not the only one!)

Even Duke (eww) has hot football players.

Duke sucks

Watching the NFL Combine

Kevin Ellison

The perfectly named Scott Studwell, No. 55 for the Vikings in the 80s. Pics don't do him justice. He had the most incredible ice blue eyes made even hotter by the eyeblack they used to wear then.

And his body, my god!

mmm you can see Matt Kalil's dick head

Fuck me, Coby Fleener, and fuck me good!

Robert Hampton Rogers

Coby Fleener is hot

Meaner Fleener:

Apparently, 4 NFL players are considering coming out on the same day. Probably kickers and wide receivers.

Dennis Pitta

Which current player has the best butt?

Larry Fitzgerald

Any other best butts in football?

Kerry Rhodes

Coby Fleener is very hot.

Evan Royster

Chris Gocong

My uncle: Jim Brown

Darius Slay

Football has the hottest dudes.

Aaron Hernandez

I hate to admit it, but Aaron Hernandez is hot.

Kenny Vaccaro

Children, children, children......... Larry Csonka. No contest.

Dee Milner

Yes, R266 and R267, hot as only a murderer can be.

R268, "Advertisement... Your video will continue shortly" LINK FAIL.

VC's ass.

haruki nakamura

Matt Moore

Tony Romo

Football is back!

Scott Fujita owns this thread. Clip of him with Chris Gocong. Dreamboats!

Eric Decker

Dreamboats? It is not1953.

vbg

Tandon Doss

R281, who's "vbg"?

Wes Welker

Mike Vrabel...yum

Brandon Stokley! Nice bubble ass

Any white men without tattoos?

R287 You're an idiot.

R287, what does it matter? You'll never have any of them. They don't want you.

Tebow!

Eli Manning!

Eric Decker is a Romney-loving Repub pig who married a second-rate country western piece of gash.

But he is hot.

Mike Henry!

Football player and Tarzan.

Make sure to scroll down.

Jason Witten...(sigh)

Ryan Tannehill, he's so cute

RGIII

If we are talking past NFL players, I think Joe Namath owns this thread.

No, Troy Aikman. He's the most beautiful animal God ever put on this planet. Just ask Skip Bayless.

I know Tim Tebow is kind of a less than revered presence on datalounge, but I have dropped a few loads in his direction. The look on his face when he is about to embrace a fellow player or even an opponent, mighty damn sexy.

Ray Rice is hot

Tebow looks tardish and has a lumpen body with a flat ass. He's nasty looking.

well, hooray for lumpen bodies with flat asses. this photo, with that belly showin and the treasure trail in view-- hot damn! Tim and one of his jack buddies, sittin on a couch. I love it.

the photo to go with my Tebow worship above.

or maybe it was this one

Tebow looks like a guy who doesn't wipe too well.

This guys who plays for the Jets now.

R305 Yum

Ewwww, fattie at R305. Tebow looks fat and like a slob too. Who are the sexy, non-fat NFL players?

Ooooooo! It gives me goose bumps that you boyz know so much about football!

lol R307 doesn't know what fat is. He likes skinny stick type men. Nothing like that exists in the NFL, try figure ice skating.

R305, R306 and R309 are the same poster. I disagree with him about non-fat players existing in the NFL. Most quarterback are fit and muscular not fat. Brady, Manning (both) and Brees are good examples. In fact, Brees is not only fit but also has a very curvaceous body.

Deangelo Hall

Niles Paul

Cam Newton

Another vote for Lance Moore of the Saints, who's widely rumored to be gay.

I don't see how this guy is "fat"....R305

Dang, Lance Moore is precisely my ideal type of dude. Very hot dude. What about those rumors, r314?

Jimmy Graham is hot too

Cam Newton in Underarmour

Sean James

JJ Watt. He is 6'5" and 297. The man is luscious and a very nice, humble guy to boot.

Victor Cruz

David Wilson

Russell Wilson

Kerry Rhodes

Kevin Thomas :)

Matt Light. That Superbowl 2009 commercial made me fall in love with his ass.

Russell Wilson is fine

Hot Squared

Dang, Russell Wilson is so hot.

Agree with you completely, R297.

My god, no finer specimen of man exists.

Those eyes, those lips, those hands!!!

Reggie Bush

Ramses Barden

Ramses Barden cont'd

Well put, r330. There are some who on here who have been disparaging his current looks. But nobody looks as good as Troy does at that age. When is he coming out of the closet?

David Carr, who played for the Texans, Panthers, and Giants. I wonder what's happened to him?

I love the Gronk too. Oh the things I would do to him. I have love for many black amd mix-raced players too. Those asses and bulges..damn!

Reggie Bush IS SIZZLING HOT. Look at how Nokia showcases his buns in that commercial. That side buns view is breathtaking.

Agree with Ryan Tannehill and Reggie Bush

Eli Manning

God I hate tattoos.

Reggie Bush does look amazing in that Nokia clip.

I love it how all the people in the ad are gawking at Bush's hotness (and the phone). It is blatant Bush-adoring.

Eli Manning for me! After that, Tim Tebow, Tom Brady, JJ Watt, Brent Celek. Anyone remember Tim Couch? Always thought he was hot when he was QB for Cleveland.

Matt Leinart is a hottie. His baby momma Brynn Cameron (former college basketball player) just had another baby with a basketball hottie, Blake Griffin.

Someone want to make a thread about it? It's a hilarious situation

Cam Newton is the total package.

Russell Wilson

Eric Reid

Reggie Bush

Eric Decker is stunning

Micheal Vick. Chocolate Stud.

Does anyone remember David Carr, who played for the Texans, Panthers, and Giants?

Will Kemp

R351, I remember him. He was the best-looking quarterback in the NFL at the time. He had a nice body, nice ass and a gorgeous, chiseled face. I preferred him with longer hair and didn't like when he got it buzzed. He looks as if he's recovering from radiation treatment now.

Brady Quinn

Brady Quinn 2 (the old favorite)

Thanks, r353.

Russell Wilson is friggin hot.

Reggie Bush of course

Austin Collie

Was that from last night, R359?

I'm glad somebody finally beat those asshole Broncos.

Austin Collier

I still say Ken O'Brien hasn't gotten the love he deserves here.

Lance Rentzel. The hot piece of ass Joey Heatherton married. He got arrested and cut from his team because he could stop flashing his dick. Looks like a young Nick Nolte.

Lance. Right out of central casting

Deangelo Hall

Deangelo Hall is fine!

hot

here's some real vintage for you Dutch Clark

Notre Dame running back Cam McDaniel might have lost his helmet, but he held onto his ball with both hands.

Some of yall love living in ancient history.

Myles White

Tony Gonzalez

Braylon Edwards

Braylon Edwards is fine

Russell Wilson

Deangelo Hall

Reggie Bush >

Russell Wilson is not only hot, he is proving that he is worth the hype, with a 10-1 record thus far.

Cam Newton

Apparently, Samuel L Jackson just called Matt Ryan a "fag" after watching Ryan slide to the ground short of the endzone instead of running it in. There was no audio, but most people think it is clear Jackson called him a "fag."

One of my current NFL crushes, Dolphin's Olivier Vernon

I can't remember if I told my Lance Rentzel story...

Kerry Rhodes

Dan Skuta is handsome with great eyes

Cam Newton is my superman.

Anthony Barr

I only like the buff ones

Cam Newton won it again!

Russell Wilson is beautiful inside and out. And the best qb in the NFL right now.

Mark Sanchez still is hot

Jimmy Graham

Tony Gonzalez

Gary Dell'abate

Mike Martin

Is Kenny Stills too pretty for football? If I were a gay football player there's no way I could share a locker room with him and not get a hardon.

Victor Cruz gives bullied gay teen a tour of New York Giants locker room

As part of a partnership between the NFL and USA Network, New York Giants wide receiver Victor Cruz recently sat down with Joey Kemmerling, a teenager who had been bullied for being gay since he was 13. The bullying got so bad at one point that he quit football and contemplated suicide. From USA:

Must Reads 62 active NFL players who support gays Outsports Coming out kicking Cyd Zeigler

In NFL Characters Unite, Cruz meets 19-year old Joey Kemmerling, who came out when he was a middle school student. Joey was relentlessly bullied for years because of his sexual orientation. Classmates called him hateful names, physically hurt him and even threatened to light him on fire.

The school locker room was a particularly painful and dangerous place for Joey, as much of the taunting took place there. At one point in high school, the situation got so bad that he contemplated suicide. With the support of his mother, Joey was able to move past the homophobia and harassment he experienced and he decided to use his voice to help stop bullying. He launched a youth-led anti-bullying organization, became active with the nonprofit GLSEN and has spoken to groups of students, educators and even members of Congress.

Now, thanks to Victor Cruz, he gets an opportunity to clear another hurdle: revisiting a locker room, a place that still conjures up painful memories. Cruz takes Joey on a tour of the New York Giants locker room to help him put the agony of his past truly behind him. Joey gains closure he needs to continue on his path to full recovery and learns to Never Say Never to overcoming his fears.

I've heard over and over from NFL players like Michael Irvin and Chris Kluwe and Scott Fujita that they heard plenty of gay slurs in high school but virtually never heard it in the pros. This story reinforces that notion, with a pro like Cruz ready to welcome a gay youth into his locker room and talk at length about the pitfalls of bullying. Homophobia certainly exists in the NFL, but it is simply not a dominant or pervasive force in the League anymore, and its stranglehold on athletes is evaporating.

I'm not sure Cris Collinsworth's intro, claiming Cruz is one of the best wide receivers the NFL has ever seen, is on point -- But the rest of the video is powerful, revealing stuff.

You can follow Kemmerling and Cruz on Twitter.

Tony Gonzalez

Michael Sam

Russell Wilson is gorgeous and hot.

Luke Keuchly

Eric Decker doesn't look nearly as hot as he once was.

Luke Kuechly

David Carr

Jimmy Garoppolo

Tony Gonzalez is too hot

Yeah

paup bump

Tom Brady is not that hot

Tony Gonzalez

OJ Simpson

Jimmy Garropolo

Jimmy Garropolo is gorgeous

That Jimmy looks so much like one of my uncles. It's eerie.

R9, this is what Pastorini looks like today. His recent mugshot.

Sweet Bird of Youth, fly, fly away.

Reggie Bush

What was Dan Pastorini arrested for?

And Reggie Bush gave a statement supporting Michael Sam - that makes him even hotter in my book!

Ready for training camp

Jimmy Garoppolo makes mama's mussy moist. Just don't tell my girlfriend, okay?

Blaine Gabbert

Mychal Kendricks!

Kendricks is a BOSS!

Kendricks is like the diesel version of Chris Brown, he's a lot nicer too. FINE!

Mychal Kendricks is toooooooooo fine!

I would definitely let him wreck my man-poon. He needs to stay away from that whore Rihanna and find a nice soft gay to settle down with.

Mychal has CSL!

TO had back, back in the day. Serious booty.

[quote]Mychal has CSL!

Yassss! and so pink. I bet his boy pussy is pink too!

Macho Harris

Nice brah

Kenny Vaccaro

Boston press is already gushing over Garoppolo

Another NO Saints player, the beautiful and hot, Mr. Kenny Stills

Dang, the Saints may be the hottest overall team. Jimmy Graham is a boss.

Darius Slay, Detroit Lions.

"Jimmy Graham is a boss."

A boss? Tom Benson is owner of the Saints and Sean Payton is the coach. Jimmy Graham is a tight end not a boss.

AS I've said before, nothing beats the Jim Brown Playgirl spread. Absolutely nothing. Please somebody post… If ever a trend STOPPED, never started, it was this one...

r435, you need to get out more, dude. It is not 1964 anymore.

I went back and looked at Jim Brown's Playgirl spread. To each their own, but sorry, it is not impressive to me. He had an okay to somewhat above average body for his time, but today it looks rather lackluster, common. You can see literally millions of dudes on Instagram and Vine with hotter bods each day. In the NFL, you have guys like Adrian Peterson, whose bods look like they were made in a Soloflex laboratory.

To each their own, r438. When your honey does comparable Playgirl spread I'll be glad to judge!

If you query Jim Brown Playgirl, you will get a You Tube video of JB explaining why he did the centerfold. Sorry I can't post the direct link.

Sorry, but Jim Brown's centerfold is not that hot. Today, his body would be average to below average for any 20 year old and certainly well below average for an elite athlete. His centerfold body barely has significant muscle mass and definition.

Jim Brown had a visible six pack

compared to today's jacked football players, Jim Brown looks like an average dude

I can't help it - Jim Brown DID do that Playgirl centerfold, so the greatest football player of all deserves nothing but praise. When others of these gorgeous footballers do comparable centerfolds, I'll be glad to judge. Give Jim the unlimited credit he deserves!

Wes Welker

Everyone should be watching the NFL Channel now.

Ready for some football!

Jimmy Garoppolo

Dez Bryant

So many good games and hot dudes to watch today

Whats the word on hotties today?

Jake Locker

Ryan Tannehill

Jeremy Ross

zach ertz

Luke Keuchly

More of that Luke please. Yum!

Joey Harrington was hot. Too bad he wasn't very good as a quarterback.

Cam Newton

Jerricho Cotchery

Anthony Barr, Vikings

Gabe Carimi

Tony Gonzales

hawt

so sad Tony Gonzales retired

d

Larry Fitzgerald has a huge butt.

[quote] Larry Fitzgerald has a huge butt.

Who are his white male equivalents?

Julius Peppers

Joe Namath then, Joe Namath now, Joe Namath forever. There was no one like him in his heyday. God he is just one of the sexiest men who has ever lived. That slow smile and laughter in his voice. Sigh. I love him!

Colt McCoy is cute, brah.

r470, I saw a picture of Namath last week and he looked perfectly hideous. Not that he wasn't very hot in his playing days. Really looks awful now.

Marcus Mariota

Darnell Dockett is very handsome, he has soft beautiful eyes, and the body speaks for itself.

Scott Fujita the stud and Tim Ryan crazy handsome face and voice in a cab. Why can't this happen to me?

What happened to the Kaepernick thread?

It's gotta be Kevin Olsen.

The guy at R477 is cute. He looks like a twink rather than a football player.

No one uses a word like "twink" except for old effeminates. Please don't do that. Think of your reputation. The guy in the video is hot.

Kevin Olsen is the quarterback who got kicked off the U of Miami team, then was pissing off a balcony or something like that. He's been in trouble for several things. But wow, what a beautiful face.

[quote] What happened to the Kaepernick thread?

I think the Editor deleted it in retaliation for the frequent bumping of the same three to five football-related threads every few weeks with just a letter or nothing of value or interest. Thank goodness R477 added some worthy content rather than just a letter or two.

Colin Kaepernick has the body of legend.

Kevin Olsen is the brother of NFL player Greg Olsen (who is also hot)

More of Dakota Cochrane and his beautiful ass.

Hot s

Jimmy Graham is da man

Christine Michael

Christine?

Get me the ax!

Christine Michael is pure Alpha Male. Dude has bod of a robot.

Roger Craig, in his day (sigh)

Marques Colston is a sleeper candidate. Sneaky hot.

Kaepernick is so hot

The Kaepernick thread is back

Super Bowl XLIX is looking like the most-watched event in TV history

According to early ratings provided by NBC, the Patriots’ 28-24 win over Seahawks yesterday delivered the highest overnight household rating ever for the big game with a 49.7.

That’s up 4 percent from last year’s event, and up 3 percent from the previous record-holding Super Bowl – the Ravens-49ers XLVII in 2013.

Early numbers also show NBC’s post-Bowl telecast of The Blacklist averaged a 13.5 rating, which makes it the top post-game entertainment program in three years (obvivoulsy it’s also a record high for The Blacklist too).

Troy Aikman

Tony Gonzalez

Seven year old devastated by Jimmy Graham trade to Seahawks

Garoppolo

Frank Gifford was handsome back in the day

Gotta be the Gronk

Mike Vick

Cam Newton rocks

Luke Kuechly grants wish as date for 21st birthday party

Luke Kuechly is amazing on and off the field.

Jessica Hayes, a big fan of the Carolina Panthers linebacker, has cerebral palsy, autism, hydrocephalus, and is visually impaired. For her 21st birthday, she said her wish was "'to meet Carolina Panthers player Luke Kuechly and give him one of my famous hugs,'" her mother told WBTV.

Kuechly surprised Hayes with flowers and accompanied her to her birthday party, where her family and friends waited for her.

"I just like to think of myself as a normal guy," Kuechly said, according to WBTV report. "But if I can go down there and make her happy for her birthday, makes it fun and worth it."

He added, "(Hopefully) she's not thinking, 'Ooh ... I wanted Cam to come,'" he joked.

Kurt Coleman

Kurt Coleman

Shannon Sharpe

Miles Austin

Kevin Olsen got arrested this past weekend for raping and cyberstalking his girlfriend. (Somebody in one of the old "Who's gay in sports?" threads claimed Kevin and Tom Daley hooked up.)

Op. The link is not working. Please repost.

How would Kevin Olsen and Tom Daley even know each other?

Kevin Olsen is a loser. Kicked off two college football teams for DUI, drugs, and violations of team policies before he ever played a game. And now kicked off a third for rape. He got none of brother Greg's good character.

[quote]How would Kevin Olsen and Tom Daley even know each other?

Yea they don't, so......

Christian McCaffrey

R508 because this thread is 5 years old!!!

Mmmm

Fuglicious, R512.

Victor Cruz

No, he wasn't professional, but he played football. And he's indeed the fucking hottest. PA rep Brian Sims.

Can't believe nobody on DL said anything about the delectable Brian Sims in that picture after I posted it in R516

Brian Sims is cool, but not my type. I’m more into the Victor Cruz or Christian McCaffrey type. Plus, most here are guys actually known as football players, mainly NFLers.

Christian

This is The real thread on this topic!

Derek Rivers

Derek Rivers is so hot

Chris Long

Tyrann Mathieu

Arthur Lynch

Jordan Ta’amu

Battlehawks

Gronk is the ultimate dude bro and he seems like he would be up for almost anything sexually.

I'd sell my house for a night with Garoppolo.

Anyone remember Mark Brunell? God , he was hot. There was a shirtless pic of him floating around (which I can't find now) that I used as jerk-off material for ages.

Colin Kaepernick is probably the ugliest athlete I've ever seen.

Young O.J. was pretty fuckable. Actually, 90s O.J. was too...

YSK that he was a total freak.

Jordan Kunaszyk