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Ken Ryker

Celebrates his 40th birthday today.

Happy birthday you dirty whore!!!

by Anonymousreply 4501/27/2014

He of the giant schlong...

by Anonymousreply 108/17/2012

I'd like to make a wish and blow out THAT candle.

by Anonymousreply 208/17/2012

I wonder who the lucky guy was who got to meet Ken on his birthday thanks to David Forest Meet The Stars program?

by Anonymousreply 408/17/2012

It never ocurred to me before, but in his prime Ken looked like a more muscular Ryan Kwanten from True Blood.

by Anonymousreply 508/17/2012

Still a hot man, and my favorite pron star.

by Anonymousreply 608/17/2012

Does this asshole pretend to be straight?

by Anonymousreply 708/17/2012

Oh, he's bi to gay...hehe!

by Anonymousreply 808/17/2012

I think Ken is hot but I had assumed that he'd hit the 40 year mark already.

by Anonymousreply 908/17/2012

Those pictures are at least a decade old R3. There was a reason David Forest was only using old pictures when he was trying to pimp out Ken Ryker last year.

by Anonymousreply 1008/17/2012

Great thread! Fun!

by Anonymousreply 1108/17/2012

Is he still on parole?

by Anonymousreply 1208/17/2012

I hope he's concurred his alcoholic problem. He's known to be a shy man.

by Anonymousreply 1308/17/2012

Is this more recent?

by Anonymousreply 1408/17/2012

Sorry, "conquered"...I know, oh dear!

by Anonymousreply 1508/17/2012

Thx, r14...damn!

by Anonymousreply 1608/17/2012

What you should really have said to be accurate, OP is:

"Ken Ryker, 43, celebrates his 40th birthday today."

by Anonymousreply 1708/17/2012

He's said that in high school the other boys on the football team called him "The Fire Hose."

by Anonymousreply 1908/17/2012

Hot!

by Anonymousreply 2008/17/2012

More recent pics please

by Anonymousreply 2108/21/2012

Happy Birthday Ken, ya big 'ol dick !

by Anonymousreply 2208/21/2012

check out those THIGHS in r1 pic

by Anonymousreply 2308/21/2012

How'd this guy get famous?? He can't even get hard. A big dick that can't get hard is completely useless.

by Anonymousreply 2408/21/2012

RE. Yes, that always disturbed me too

by Anonymousreply 2508/21/2012

I'm really surprised he's only 40. For some reason I pictured him as thirtysomething back during his '90s heyday, though I guess he was just an unusually hunky early-twentysomething then. While he's one of the hottest guys Falcon ever produced, unfortunately he's also one of their worst performers. Aside from the incredibly unfortunate issue of him apparently being completely unable to maintain a full erection -- though I do wonder if the ED drugs unavailable then, like Cialis and Viagra, would make a difference -- there's also the matter of his unceasingly wooden (no pun intended!) performances. Hell, I've even seen him in a couple of bisexual films, and he couldn't even muster any enthusiasm for the chicks! (I do believe he's a genuine gay-for-pay guy, though I realize some of you can't fathom that the concept exists)

by Anonymousreply 2608/21/2012

Here's another

by Anonymousreply 2708/27/2012

Certain very attractive porn stars disappoint some of their public because they come off as "wooden." But some men just *are* wooden during sex. Or let's say "methodical." That's their style. Not everyone is passionate in bed, however interesting they may be as personalities. Joan Blondell said Dick Powell was wooden, but he was certainly lively in his films.

by Anonymousreply 2805/20/2013

Hot!

by Anonymousreply 2905/20/2013

Most men are not passionate during sex. It's part of being manly, macho, or so men think. Detachment and swagger are viewed as masculine traits, not passion.

by Anonymousreply 3005/20/2013

Only 40? He's been around forever.

by Anonymousreply 3105/20/2013

That ain't Ryker at r29. That is the other jailbird, Mark Dalton.

This is a newer pic of Ryker. The face is changing, but I'm sure the dick remains the same.

by Anonymousreply 3205/20/2013

40?!

Goddamn, you bitches are gullible.

by Anonymousreply 3305/20/2013

My favorite pic of his

by Anonymousreply 3405/20/2013

He smiles so rarely... which is a shame

by Anonymousreply 3505/20/2013

Another smile

by Anonymousreply 3605/20/2013

Drinking

by Anonymousreply 3705/20/2013

This was the first I ever saw of him... from his original PlayGirl shoot:

by Anonymousreply 3805/20/2013

d

by Anonymousreply 3905/20/2013

More pictures, please!

by Anonymousreply 4005/20/2013

Is there really not one single picture of him with an actual erection?

by Anonymousreply 4105/20/2013

lol

by Anonymousreply 4205/30/2013

Hot

by Anonymousreply 4306/02/2013

Ok

by Anonymousreply 4401/25/2014

#41, I think the big ones need a lot of stimulation to get stiff: "Get over here and get this big dick hard". Some of them try to fuck with a 3/4 hardon and you're just worried the damn thing is going to fold in half.

by Anonymousreply 4501/27/2014
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