David talking on the phone while Tom comes into his palatial office.
DM (on phone): Don't worry, Mr. Redstone, I'll talk to him.
TC (wary): Was that ...who I think it was?
DM: Yes, it was Sumner; he asked me to speak to you as your spiritual advisor.
TC (Overwhelmed): I can't believe you all care so much about me ... especially after what Katie did, you guys are like (sniffles) family.
DM: We all care about you and want the best for you.
TC: I know ... I just can't believe it.
DM: I just came back from a meeting of the Pyramid of Celestial Entities.
TC (shocked): Oh ... it's gone that high!
DM: Yes. They asked me to talk to you about Suri.
TC: Don't say it, I know what I have to do. Attack, don't defend. Attack, Attack, Attack! I am going to make Katie and that busy body father of hers regret they ever allowed a poster of me into their house.
DM (double-take): Oh that's right. But, this is different. I think, and the Pyramid agrees with me, that we need to let Katie have Suri.
TC: Why! We've never given up before! Fight! Fight! Fight!
DM: This is different. You NEED to give up Suri. (locks eyes and stares meaningfully). It's a sacrifice demanded by Xenu. I am so sorry, Tom.
TC: Noooooooooooo!...(weeping) Can I talk to the Celestial Entities, I can change their minds, she's my little girl.
DM: You can't, they're invisible.
TC: Oh, that's right.
TC (suddenly suspicious): Why were you talking to Redstone?
DM: I was telling him what the Pyra - the Celestials said about Suri. He's devastated, Tom. He's coming to Sunday Brunch at the Celebrity Center.
TC (suddenly dried-eyed): I can't believe it!
DM: Yes, I am appointing you as the person to convert him.
TC: I am not worthy ... right now, I mean.
DM: Sumner is ready, he's just needs some one like you to lead him in. This hour and this trial - you lost your child, but you still convert Redstone. You're an OT VIII, you can do this.
TC(a whisper): Okay ... (leaves quitely)
DM (on phone): Yeah, this whole Suri thing is going away ... don't mention it ... don't worry, he'll have a girlfriend by then ... No, I believe Penelope is married, she can't reprise her role ... yes, it hard to keep real life separate, happens to me all the time ... see you Sunday, then.