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Matt Damon Thread

We haven't had a good Matt Damon thread in a while. It is time. Please discuss him.

by Anonymousreply 9103/01/2017

We don't like. Do we, Bernard?

by Anonymousreply 106/23/2012

He's got a big butt, I can not lie...

by Anonymousreply 206/23/2012

That's Matt "Sweet Stuff" Damon to you, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 306/23/2012

I no longer like Matt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 406/23/2012

Why not, R4?

by Anonymousreply 506/23/2012

Anthony Minghella should have made more of the scene with Matt and Jude in the bath in The Talented Mr Ripley ... Matt's big ole butt should have been in the frame as well as Jude's pert slim one.

by Anonymousreply 606/23/2012

He looked a right schlub in Contagion.

by Anonymousreply 706/23/2012

That wasn't Jude's in Mr Ripley, it was a stunt butt.

by Anonymousreply 806/23/2012

Have Jude and Matt ever done it?

by Anonymousreply 906/23/2012

I don't like the comments he made about President Obama a few months back R5. Of course, he has every right to say what he pleases, but I don't have to like it. It made him sound foolish and nasty. YMMV, but that is how I feel about it.

by Anonymousreply 1006/23/2012

Thank you, R4.

by Anonymousreply 1106/23/2012

More Matt. More!

by Anonymousreply 1206/23/2012

You know that's got to be some sweet stuff. Well, getting stale, but sugar doesn't lose its sweetness.

by Anonymousreply 1306/23/2012

He's starting to get fugly.

by Anonymousreply 1406/23/2012

I heard from a friend that worked in the new Bourne movie that Damon's ass was quite a diva and had its own personal assistant

by Anonymousreply 1506/23/2012

He's getting old.

by Anonymousreply 1606/23/2012

R15, the Damon's Butt is a female (diva)?

by Anonymousreply 1706/23/2012

He's rabildy homophobic. I refuse to support his work.

by Anonymousreply 1806/23/2012

He has a fat, womanly ass.

by Anonymousreply 1906/23/2012

What looks womanly about it, R19?

by Anonymousreply 2006/23/2012

R18, quite the contrary, he is vocally supportive of gay rights, gay marriage, AIDS treatment, etc. Please provide a link to evidence of his homophobia.

by Anonymousreply 2106/24/2012

It's big, round and pert, r20.

It doesn't look like a deflated air bag.

by Anonymousreply 2206/24/2012

[quote]I heard from a friend that worked in the new Bourne movie that Damon's ass was quite a diva and had its own personal assistant

That's quite a feat, considering he's not even in it.

by Anonymousreply 2306/24/2012

R22, and that makes it womanly? Aren't there other guys who have that type of ass who don't have asses that are considered womanly? Which famous guys have womanly big round butts and which ones have manly big round butts? What's the difference?

by Anonymousreply 2406/24/2012

Mr. Damon's butt is what dreams are made of. It should have its own national anthem. Yes, I started it: That's some sweet stuff. It was then. It is now.

by Anonymousreply 2506/24/2012

Seven, your enthusiasm is appreciated. Are there any other famous butts you like?

by Anonymousreply 2606/24/2012

I'd love to lick him from asshole to adam's apple!

by Anonymousreply 2706/24/2012

I saw Matt & his butt walking down the street in NYC last weekend. Jealous, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 2806/24/2012

Describe please, R28. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 2906/24/2012

I just watched "We Bought a Zoo".

Such contrived crap, awful from its first moments.

I love me some Matt Damon, and I don't mind Scarlett Johansson, so I kept watching even though it only got worse as it went along.

What happened to Cameron Crowe, churning out this trite, formulaic sludge?

Matt and Scarlett did Cameron a huge favor by being in this embarrassment to their careers.

by Anonymousreply 3006/24/2012

Why isn't he in Magic Mike? Did he and Soderbergh have a falling out?

by Anonymousreply 3106/24/2012

He's ok, but he's not a [italic]total[/italic] babe.

by Anonymousreply 3206/24/2012

He has a great butt and he seems like a good guy. He should to into politics. Who the fuck did he marry?

by Anonymousreply 3306/24/2012

R30, an evil petting zoo? How much did it cost?

by Anonymousreply 3406/24/2012

Unfortunately, he was wearing very baggy jeans but you could tell it was high and round.

by Anonymousreply 3506/24/2012

Bald Damon for his film Elysium, from the director of District 9. Also stars DL fave Jodie Foster.

by Anonymousreply 3607/05/2012

Look at those hips.

by Anonymousreply 3708/19/2012

Love the hips.

by Anonymousreply 3808/19/2012

I love the Bourne Trilogy movies, he was excellent in those. I caught the Bourne Legacy movie at the weekend and they have ruined it. It is truly awful. Jeremy Renner is no leading action man. In the first part of the movie he just does all these pathetic looks that are mre suited to Ben Stillers Zoolander movie.

by Anonymousreply 3908/20/2012

I am not going to see the Bourne Legacy not only because Damon is not in it but also because it seems like a dilution of the series.

I also miss the Damon hips. Lesbian, what do you think of his hips?

by Anonymousreply 4008/20/2012

He is ugly and I don't like him.

by Anonymousreply 4108/20/2012

R41, what is ugly about him and what don't you like about him? He seems to be almost universally liked and admired in the industry.

by Anonymousreply 4208/20/2012

Matt Damon & John Krasinski: 'Promised Land' Trailer!

The trailer for Matt and John Krasinski‘s new movie Promised Land, which they both co-wrote and star in, was just released.

The film is about a salesman (Damon) for a natural gas company who experiences life-changing events after arriving in a small town, where his corporation wants to tap into the available resources.

by Anonymousreply 4309/30/2012

He is rumoured to be gay, this comes from Lainey Gossip/Ted Casablancas so not sure if it's legit.

by Anonymousreply 4409/30/2012

He sure has been laying low since making those comments about President Obama.

by Anonymousreply 4509/30/2012

I wish a famous screenwriter would rewrite all my scripts so I too could get an Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 4609/30/2012

Well R46, you'll have to ride said screenwriter's pole in order for that to happen.

by Anonymousreply 4709/30/2012

Damon has a black lover that he set up in a house close to his wife's house.

by Anonymousreply 4809/30/2012

He's nothing special. Has a so-so face.

by Anonymousreply 4909/30/2012

I don't really get him. What am I not getting? Fill me in.

by Anonymousreply 5009/30/2012

More details R48, please!

by Anonymousreply 5109/30/2012

Black lover? more like hispanic.

by Anonymousreply 5209/30/2012

r43 are you serious? Did Damon get together and write that with Krasinski before or after he screwed Emily Blunt while filming The Adjustment Bureau? Maybe they made it a threesome and the guys decided to keep it going lol.

by Anonymousreply 5309/30/2012

So, does he have a black and/or Hispanic lover and/or did he fuck Emily Blunt on the side? Or is he a faithful husband as he would have us believe? What is the basis to support any of those three options or any other options for that matter?

by Anonymousreply 5409/30/2012

He's probably a mixed race Hispanic guy, and undoubtedly hot.

by Anonymousreply 5509/30/2012

Damon and Affleck are lower middle class Joe Blow types. Nothing special.

by Anonymousreply 5609/30/2012

Today is Matt Damon's birthday. He's 42.

by Anonymousreply 5710/08/2012

What do you think Matt did on Thanksgiving? What is he thankful for?

by Anonymousreply 5811/23/2012

His blatino husbear's nether regions...

by Anonymousreply 5911/23/2012

R59, do you think he did his blatino husbear on Thanksgiving?

by Anonymousreply 6011/23/2012

He is well on the road to having more children than old man Kennedy. I'm afraid he's as straight as Bill Clinton.

by Anonymousreply 6111/23/2012

How's the butt doing?

by Anonymousreply 6211/27/2012

Didn't anybody spank that ass on his birthday?

by Anonymousreply 6311/27/2012

I hope he got a proper spanking from someone who is not his buck-toothed wife.

by Anonymousreply 6411/28/2012

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 6505/18/2013

And then r65 woke up.

by Anonymousreply 6605/19/2013

Can't wait to see him in that Liberace movie. Trailer looks interesting. He is a good actor and seems like a cool guy.

by Anonymousreply 6705/19/2013

Did Damon lose weight for the Libarace movie? These are recent pictures of him. He seems to have a double chin in these photos.

It's just occurred to me that you never see any pictures of his kids ever. Unlike Affleck's who are snapped every time the have an ice cream cone or visit the park. There aren't many pap photos of him either.

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by Anonymousreply 7004/09/2014

That fat ass is so 1997.

by Anonymousreply 7104/09/2014

He's fat, R71?

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by Anonymousreply 7304/11/2014

Who is a better actor? Leo or Matt?

by Anonymousreply 7406/04/2014

R74, Matt is by far the better actor.

by Anonymousreply 7506/04/2014

I think Leo is a better actor. He can be brilliant. Matt is a great actor as well, but he lacks the intensity and the light that DiCaprio can give in a role. Damon of course, is the better looking by far and he probably has a better character...

By the way, has Damon ever cheated on his wife? Isn't it creepy that he and Ben Affleck married in the same year?

by Anonymousreply 7606/06/2014

*he is better looking by far

by Anonymousreply 7706/06/2014

Used to walk around LA Farmers Market without toupee/rug. Bald.

by Anonymousreply 7806/06/2014

His wife is not a doll

by Anonymousreply 7906/06/2014

Saw him once at a urinal next to me in a restaurant. As we were washing our hands he turned to me and said 'OMG its Matt Damon' we just laughed, thought it was pretty cool of him

by Anonymousreply 8006/06/2014

R80, no. It was not cool at all. His humor was very arrogant actually. It just had the facade of a smile. SMUG BITCH!

God, these people think that they are cool when they talk like that? Do they think that all people are going to faint by meeting them? Fuck!

by Anonymousreply 8106/06/2014

I'm convinced that most top guys would want to fuck Matt Damon if they had to choose between Affleck and Damon.

by Anonymousreply 8206/12/2014

There is no more somber enemy of good ass than the pram in the hall.

by Anonymousreply 8306/12/2014

It's a beautiful butt on a beautiful man.

by Anonymousreply 8406/12/2014

I was hot for them both. Then I saw R82's link.

by Anonymousreply 8506/12/2014

"I'm convinced that most top guys would want to fuck Matt Damon if they had to choose between Affleck and Damon"


by Anonymousreply 8606/12/2014

Yes, you know that's got to be some sweet stuff, but that sugar bowl is looking a little worn and cracked.

by Anonymousreply 8706/12/2014

I'd like his generous lips round my hole.

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by Anonymousreply 9003/01/2017

Where did you dig up this old fossil?

by Anonymousreply 9103/01/2017
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