Who was hotter when they were younger?
Charlie, no contest.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 13, 2012 1:45 AM |
Charlie! Emilio seemed so bland, Charlie had flava. Didn't age well though, did he.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 13, 2012 1:51 AM |
I remember having a major hard-on for Charlie when he 'roided up for "Hot Shots Part Deux".
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 13, 2012 1:52 AM |
Their other brother is very unfortunate looking.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 13, 2012 1:54 AM |
I think its a dead heat. Damn i wanted to have a sucking fucking fest in the 80s and 90s with both of them.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 13, 2012 2:03 AM |
Emilio for me. Charlie has always grossed me out...which is weird because I love dark hair.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 13, 2012 2:19 AM |
Emilio had the nice, stocky body and big bulge. His thighs were also nice and thick. There's a scene in The Breakfast Club when Emilio, Anthony Michael Hall and Alley Sheedy are lounging on a couch and talking, and his thighs are just massive. They also get nicely displayed in a scene from St. Elmo's Fire when he comes home and starts chatting with Andrew McCarthy.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 13, 2012 2:21 AM |
Chrlie was a pencil neck with narrow shoulders who always had an eye for whores. Both of them were assholes, Emilio having the added detriment of being pretentious('Wisdom').
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 13, 2012 2:25 AM |
I always thought Emilio seemed more grounded than Charlie. Were there any stories about him going wild back in the day?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 13, 2012 2:30 AM |
Definitely Emilio. Hot, beefy body. Charlie always looked like an insurance salesman. Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 13, 2012 2:33 AM |
Emilio - all the way!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 13, 2012 2:41 AM |
Emilio's thighs in the Breakfast Club couch scene
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 13, 2012 2:45 AM |
Fun thread!!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 13, 2012 2:48 AM |
Ramon Estevez is like a hybrid of Charlie and Emilio
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 13, 2012 2:51 AM |
All of Martin's boys resemble him, but it's uncanny how much Emilio looks like his dad.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 13, 2012 2:52 AM |
None of them were as beautiful as Martin.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 13, 2012 3:11 AM |
Emilio looked like he smelled of bologna
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 13, 2012 11:05 AM |
Charlie, especially in Ferris Bueller
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 13, 2012 11:31 AM |
Hell yes, R19.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 13, 2012 12:33 PM |
Hell yes again R19 As the bad boy - so beautiful. No contest. Emilio leaves me cold.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 13, 2012 1:39 PM |
Charlie smells like burned aluminum foil and queef.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 13, 2012 1:47 PM |
Charlie.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 13, 2012 2:06 PM |
The answer: Neither could ever hold a candle to how hot their father was when he was younger.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 13, 2012 2:13 PM |
Another vote for Charlie.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 13, 2012 2:15 PM |
So that's 8 for Charlie, 4 for Emilio, one dead-heat and a couple of misc.
Next question--who do you think has the bigger dick?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 13, 2012 9:54 PM |
Emilio, for all the previous reasons stated, especially the beefiness.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 14, 2012 10:46 AM |
Emilio was better looking, but Charlie aged better
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 14, 2012 7:23 PM |
[quote]None of them were as beautiful as Martin.
This. Still hotter than the kids.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 14, 2012 7:39 PM |
Another vote for Charlie. It's the charisma and acting talent that gives him the edge.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 14, 2012 7:46 PM |
[quote]Charlie aged better
You're kidding, right?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 14, 2012 9:49 PM |
Charlie always had a wild look in his eyes as if he wasn't quite right.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 14, 2012 9:58 PM |
Emilio's showed butt in films before. Not sure if Charlie has.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 14, 2012 10:04 PM |
Rob Lowe
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 14, 2012 10:13 PM |
Charlie was stunningly handsome when he was younger. Of course he looks like shit now, drugs and booze tend to do that.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 15, 2012 2:35 AM |
[quote]Charlie was stunningly handsome when he was younger
Indeed he was
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 15, 2012 2:39 AM |
I've always liked Emilio better.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 15, 2012 2:56 AM |
Joe Estevez is the perfect blending of the two.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 15, 2012 2:57 AM |
All these pictures of the Estevez-Sheen clan are making me horny!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 15, 2012 3:05 AM |
I've always liked Carlos Estevez's strong facial features
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 15, 2012 3:19 AM |
1980s: Charlie > Emilio 1990s-present: Emilio > Charlie Martin as a young man > all his sons at any age
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 15, 2012 5:21 AM |
Mighty Ducks??! I'd like to give Emilio a mighty FUCK!!!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 15, 2012 9:45 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 18, 2012 2:49 AM |
UP!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 26, 2012 11:01 PM |
Charlie's recent Rolling Stone interview made him sound like a sleazy geez. He "loves women", til they leave the bedroom and the mist fades and they become "bitches". Talks about women as body parts. He has the mind of a 14-yr. old boy and the body of a 74-yr. old letch.
Heidi Fleiss said her whores reported back that Chucky was "well-endowed", but I doubt it. He's just a short little Mexi-mix. He probably slipped them another $100 to say that.
He crows that he got a $25 million settlement from the "2 1/2 Men" producers, but isn't that like 6 months of hookers, booze, dope and child support for him? Hope his new show tanks, he goes broke and dies in the gutter like the brain-addled addict he is.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 28, 2012 7:32 PM |
Neither. Never could understand the appeal of either.
Plenty of brothers who were/are hotter, though: Charlie/Jerry O'Connell, George/Jeff Stults, Ralph/Joseph Fiennes, Luke/Liam/Chris Hemsworth...
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 28, 2012 7:45 PM |
I also believe that Charlie is a self-loathing, which probably plays a huge role into why he's so fucked up.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 28, 2012 7:51 PM |
charlie and emilio look nothing alike.
emilio is hot. charlie is not.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 28, 2012 7:59 PM |
[quote]Plenty of brothers who were/are hotter, though: Charlie/Jerry O'Connell
Neither of them ever did anything for me, although Jerry was pretty hot for a while
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 29, 2012 2:36 PM |
Charlie has BDF though, R54.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 29, 2012 2:43 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 16, 2012 12:15 AM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 25, 2012 5:35 PM |
Bump for the Bros.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 16, 2013 1:53 AM |
Where's the beef R27? I don't see any beefiness at all in that picture. He looks like a regular guy's physique, nothing special.
I loved how Emilio looked in The Breakfast Club, probably because guys in my high school in the mid-80's dressed the same exact way if they were jocks. He also looked cute in Repo Man with the crew-cut and baby face, but he dropped off my radar after that.
I thought Charlie looked hotter during those 80's and early 90's years. I'm partial to dark-haired men though.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 16, 2013 2:14 AM |
R59, Emilio is totally beefy in the pic at R39, and in the videos posted at R12 and R13.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 16, 2013 2:30 AM |
Why isn't this a poll?
A vote for Emilio.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 16, 2013 2:31 AM |
A lot of times Emilio had sad puppy dog eyes.
The only time I really liked his looks was in Young Guns and Young Guns II
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 16, 2013 5:52 AM |
I wanted to munch on Emilio's underthings, watching "Repo Man".
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 16, 2013 5:03 AM |
Did you see me in "Ferris Bueller"? Duh.....WINNING!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 16, 2013 5:57 AM |
They were both hot for different reasons.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 18, 2013 5:10 AM |
I vote for neither in this day and age....one thing is for sure, they BOTH love their porn and porn stars!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 31, 2014 10:42 AM |
Bump!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 5, 2015 10:22 PM |
Emilio rules not only with looks but because he chose not to capitalize off his father's fake name. Unlike Sarah Gilbert.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 6, 2015 3:17 PM |
There is something about Charlie's face that resembles a younger Donald Trump
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 6, 2015 3:26 PM |
[R50] Slipped in that piece of shit racism, didn't you? Be that as it may, asswipe, they're not Mexican.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 6, 2015 3:29 PM |
I can't decide
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 6, 2015 11:33 PM |
Emilio was always the hottest. Charlie looked like some guy selling insurance at a booth in the mall.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 6, 2015 11:57 PM |
funny girl is ontcm. i just came big load
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 7, 2015 12:06 AM |
Emilio and Paula Abdul seems like such a strange pair, looking back. How did that happen?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 21, 2018 6:15 PM |
Emilio hasn't been married since Paul a ended in 1994. Is the family?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 11, 2019 5:57 PM |
If Charlie had taken even halfway decent care of himself, he would still look good today.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 11, 2019 7:44 PM |