I go to Adam4Adam all the time and see these profiles where the guy says he is a "jock". So does this mean he runs marathons all the time or he just wishes he was a jock? What activities qualify one as being a "jock"? Like does going to the gym 7 days a week for an hour qualify as being a jock even though half of that time you are in the steam room getting blown?
What does "jock" in a profile mean?
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 184||05/10/2015|
He's a flimsy piece of fabric that wraps around dick.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 3||06/07/2012|
It means he's not that childish epithet.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 5||06/07/2012|
"Jock" is code for "manly on the streets, bottom in the sheets"
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 6||06/07/2012|
[quote]know how to throw a football properly.
There you go picking on Tim Tebow again just because he can't get the football to go where it's supposed to go. He's still learning to be a jock.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 8||06/07/2012|
When someone on a gay site says jock they often mean it differently than the mainstream widespread understanding. So many gay guys claim to be jock, yet they can't tell you which teams are in the NBA Conference finals, or, they haven't shot hoots in years or thrown a football. A lot of gay guys have a very unusual definition of jock.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 9||06/07/2012|
They're saying they're straight acting.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 10||06/07/2012|
I don't consider myself a jock but I get jock itch from exercising.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 11||06/07/2012|
[quote]So many gay guys claim to be jock, yet they can't tell you which teams are in the NBA Conference finals, or, they haven't shot hoots in years or thrown a football. A lot of gay guys have a very unusual definition of jock.
There is a lot of truth to that. A lot of gay guys mean the word jock just in the sense that they are athletic and like to work out/be active on a regular basis. Not that complicated really.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 12||06/07/2012|
Mom always said if you can't be an athlete, than be an athletic supporter.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 13||06/07/2012|
Jock really is effete with a bit of butch affect.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 14||06/07/2012|
And a lot of gay dudes mistake the word jock with fit or muscular. Also, most people don't think you're a jock if your only sports activity is lifting weights or running/jogging.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 15||06/07/2012|
In reality, it doesn't mean anything but will impress the gullible.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 16||06/07/2012|
Here's a thought for you really fit dudes.
I'm glad you've got a fit, buff, rockin' bod. Really I am.
But there's nothing more boring than hearing about committed you are to your workout. And the details of your workout. And your diet. I don't ever need to hear about how hard you work to look this good.
Imagine a beautiful straight girl who thought it was delightful to regale her dates with details of her makeup, her fashion choices, her change in hairstyle, etc. She'd bore men beyond endurance, no matter how hot she was.
Look great. Enjoy the attention. And shut the fuck up.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 17||06/07/2012|
R17 kindred spirits
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 18||06/07/2012|
"Jock" - Somebody who's too good for you, and wouldn't give you the time of day.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 21||06/08/2012|
Has a fungal infection
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 23||06/08/2012|
It means a spandex caftan
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 24||06/08/2012|
It usually means they are very old themselves or are trying to attriact the very old. See also Hot, Stud, Straight Acting,
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 25||06/08/2012|
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 26||06/08/2012|
It means someone who wears a ballcap and athletic shoes.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 27||06/08/2012|
"Jock" means they're athletic enough to put their feet on the ceiling OR the wall the minute you both hit the mattress.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 28||06/08/2012|
It means the guy listens to "Car Talk" on NPR.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 29||06/08/2012|
I find it means "I used to be an athlete in school, but I've let my body go." People who still work hard on their bodies describe themselves as "athletic" which means they work out but don't play sports.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 31||06/08/2012|
It means the same thing it does with straight guys - a lot of wishful thinking about how athletic they are but if anything they just watch sports.
Like most things in life you find that people who feel compelled to state what otherwise would be obvious do so because it usually isn't true.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 34||06/08/2012|
also, in the US, people associate jock with people who play team sports, such as football, basketball, hockey, and baseball. Therefore, people usually don't think of golfers, swimmers, and tennis players as jocks. However, boxers and wrestlers are considered jocks.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 36||06/08/2012|
"many dude who work out" = fat queen with a cat named Misty.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 37||06/08/2012|
[quote]However, boxers and wrestlers are considered jocks.
I consider pro wrestlers to be beefy actors.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 39||06/08/2012|
R37 Her name is Mama - Mama's Mussy!
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 40||06/08/2012|
Ugh, "straight acting." Hate that term.
When you have a BIG FAT COCK IN YOUR MOUTH/ASS, there is nothing, absolutely nothing, straight about it.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 41||06/08/2012|
I love the guys who want to be 'discrete', 'discreat', or 'discreet'...
Translation: Heavily closeted, and will likely freak out if you try to blow him.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 42||06/08/2012|
Don't forget the "I'm curious" person who then claims he only bottoms. Um, if you're that far along, you're no longer just curious.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 43||06/08/2012|
It is an annoying term R41, but there really isn't a set term for people who aren't noticeably/stereotypically gay so a lot of people still use it.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 44||06/08/2012|
Most of the self-procliamed "jocks" I run across online are fat. And no, the jockstrap pic doesn't fool me into thinking differently.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 45||06/08/2012|
real jocks don't wear jockstraps unless they are in the act of playing sports. and today, most wear compression shorts instead.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 46||06/08/2012|
Does this pic of me holding a football make me look like less of a bottom?
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 47||06/08/2012|
(R6) You are sooooo bad...and I love it!!!!! Right on!!! Their legs go up in the air faster than a 747.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 48||06/08/2012|
It's code for delusional douchebags like R22 and R32 looking for somebody way out of their league.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 49||06/08/2012|
It means that he was my HUSBAND!
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 50||06/08/2012|
Jock means they pride themselves on being able to talk with straight guys using statistics to mask hero worship.
It means they wear their pants low with a gut and love handles lapping over the waistband because they insist on purchasing the same size pants as they did in college. Only now they sit for a living: sit at a desk, sit to drive back and forth to work, and sit in front of the television.
Mostly it means that they will mimic their parents' facial expressions when you act in a less than manly manner.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 51||06/08/2012|
A jock is a professional athlete.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 52||06/08/2012|
It means 20 pounds overweight.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 53||06/08/2012|
[quote]in the US, people associate jock with people who play team sports, such as football, basketball, hockey, and baseball. Therefore, people usually don't think of golfers, swimmers, and tennis players as jocks. However, boxers and wrestlers are considered jocks
That's right, bithes! I proudly identify as a jock on a4a!
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 54||06/08/2012|
If you had a full-ride athletic scholarship in college, you are a jock. All these other "jocks" online are just sports fans or fitness buffs. No scholarship, not a jock.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 55||06/08/2012|
I like that definition, r55.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 56||06/09/2012|
Except...many of them don't appear to be fitness buffs! At all.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 57||06/09/2012|
I still remember meeting a guy who said he was a jock, had been an athlete in college and had a "football player build" The picture in his online ad was hot…a beefy, solid guy.
We met and clearly, the photo was at least 10 years old. He was so fat that his shirt didn't cover his belly. I told him point blank "sorry, but you completely misrepresented yourself" and walked away. (He reacted with a string of nasty names, of course.)
Learned my lesson on that one for life.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 58||06/09/2012|
It's an identity marker in the gay world, but it's as meaningless as "bear".
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 61||12/01/2012|
Jock usually means a hot guy into sports.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 62||12/01/2012|
jock = fat guy who doesn't wear women's panties
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 63||12/01/2012|
[quote]jock = fat guy who doesn't wear women's panties
I think you mean toward straight guys, when they get older and stop taking care of themselves.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 64||12/01/2012|
Actually when a guy describes himself as bear, he is usually accurate. However, most gay dudes who describe themselves as "jock" would be laughed at in mainstream society if they presented themselves as a jock. You can't be a jock and be into Madonna and Lady Gaga. Just sayin....
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 65||12/01/2012|
R67's flames can be seen from space.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 68||12/01/2012|
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 69||12/01/2012|
R68's ass can be seen from space.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 70||12/01/2012|
r67, either you are the rare exception or you are not as masculine as you think you are.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 71||12/01/2012|
[quote]when I tell people I'm gay they think I'm fucking with them and don't believe me
The fantasy is strong with this one.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 72||12/01/2012|
I've been described as a Jock Strap, because I hang around your cock and balls like the real thing.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 73||12/01/2012|
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 76||12/01/2012|
I think it's a butch euphemism for a gay guy who's butt is all stretch-out and stinks. Granted this simply deduction from all the jocks I've dated.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 77||12/01/2012|
My first thought is: a guy in his 30s-40s, goes to the gym every now and then but not particularly athletic, owns some A&F clothing in which he'll pose for his CL photo, an inevitable baseball cap handy to cover a receding hairline, looking to attract some college varsity jailbait. Is convinced that all the people in his suburban office think he's a straight stud even though everybody knows he's gay.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 78||12/01/2012|
r74, all gay guys ping. It's not an option, it's standard equipment. But, if it makes you feel better to believe that, go ahead, there's no penalty for fooling yourself.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 79||12/01/2012|
Real jocks played team sports in high school.
Most gays were not jocks.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 87||08/06/2013|
Jock is used very, VERY loosely almost to the point of it being laughable. It's almost as bad as the fat asses saying they are "football players".
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 89||08/06/2013|
Beware of the term " football build" Ask what position? A tight end like Rob Gronkowski? A quarterback like Cam Newton? Wide receiver like Eric Decker?
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 90||08/06/2013|
It means he presses flowers into Bibles, Rose!!
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 93||08/06/2013|
Any guy who uses "football build" in one of those ads is FAT.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 94||08/07/2013|
Yeah, avoid football builds.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 95||08/08/2013|
It means that his photo will include a baseball cap used to cover an increasingly large bald spot, an Abercrombie T-shirt from circa 2002 which once used to fit but is now hugging those love handles a bit too tightly, and that he's using the vocabulary nobody who is over 23 and is not a complete douchebag would use ("chill", "bro", etc.)
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 96||08/08/2013|
It means "I am masculine, athletic, mainstream, and popular with the bros."
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 97||08/11/2013|
Jock fulfills the sexual fantasy. They cater to it. And what it in return.
However, the ones that go around and say they want someone "educated" I feel is to avoid the label of shallow.
Usually, the descriptor "educated" means a lot of things to a lot of people. Just because you have a "degree" in something, it doesn't mean you are highly enlightened or brilliant, and want someone else to be the same. You can get a BA in finger painting of you wanted at the college level or BS in exercise. This is a paid educational system, where you buy a degree. Mostly.
The guys with the muscles and a college degree hold themselves too high in esteem.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 98||08/11/2013|
R19, could they get the most stereotypical gays on that panel? The blond guy with too much product in his hair and the major gayvoice and gayface, the guy with the lisp and gesticulations, etc.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 99||08/11/2013|
Jock orginally was a term used for fit guys 18-24. Now you see fat 30 year olds using the term because the clicker got stuck on ESPN and they were too lazy to get off the couch to change the channel manually.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 100||08/11/2013|
It typically means delusional on a variety of levels.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 103||08/12/2013|
What R103 and 106 said.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 107||08/29/2013|
Just be wary if the word "football" is ever in front of the word "jock".
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 108||08/29/2013|
It means, "I played a middle school or high school sport for one or two years and I then quit.", and "I think I'm hot".
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 109||08/29/2013|
In online jargon, jock = fat slob who played JV football in high school
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 111||08/29/2013|
Online jocks are either heavier guys or models. There is no in between with online jocks.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 115||09/16/2013|
Jock means they're a bit taller than average and own a baseball cap.
Football build means fat.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 123||01/25/2014|
It is cold for normal masculine, athletic, sportsloving, unclockable, no one would ever suspect they are into dudes because they are one of the bros.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 124||02/06/2014|
Hip and knee replacement.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 125||02/06/2014|
And it's supposed to stay cold until next week, R124. Better wear your ballwarmer.
BTW, what's "unclockable"?
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 126||02/06/2014|
The word 'jock' in a M4M format is meant to imply 'athletic'. The actuality is slightly different though, isn't it ?
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 127||02/06/2014|
Whenever I get confused by someone's presence at a gay bar, or something he wear, or something he puts in his profile, I have to remind myself, "he wouldn't do it unless it worked."
Don't point the finger at the guy dropping the word "jock" in his profile. He figured out it gets him laid and that's that.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 129||02/06/2014|
Go masculine or go home
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 130||04/12/2014|
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 131||07/17/2014|
[quote]You can get a BA in finger painting of you wanted at the college level
Please tell us of you have a BA in English.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 132||07/17/2014|
For gay men, jocks are almost always muscular with low body fat and attractive. A jock can be of any age but are generally thought to be somewhat younger because their athletic abilities. Jocks are usually linked to actively playing sports. Years ago, the term "Jock" used to have a negative connotation in the straight world. For gays, to be called a jock is a compliment. An example of a jock body type would be David Beckham, the English born football (aka soccer) player.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 133||07/27/2014|
A lot of gay guys have special definitions of jock that do not conform to the mainstream definition, and therefore, tend to disappoint people on personals sites who meet them with the mainstream definition of jock. In mainstream society, a jock usually is good at one of the big popular team sports such as football, hockey, basketball, baseball, and soccer. Lacrosse players can also be considered jocks because they play an aggressive team sport. Correspondingly, people expect jocks to be very masculine in the mainstream sense, very Alpha Male. There are also other indicators of Jock status, such as language (bro, dude, brah), clothing (Nike, Under Armour, Adidas, beanie hats, baseball caps), and music (hip hop and rock).
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 134||07/27/2014|
Means a bro or brah
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 135||07/28/2014|
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 136||09/15/2014|
I think "jock" in online world means that the person thinks they are masculine.
I'm shocked at how many people have no idea that how they come across in real life doesn't match the description
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 137||09/15/2014|
real jocks play sports.
Gay "jock" lift weights so you think they play sports.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 138||09/15/2014|
It means they pretend to be butch & have played sports.
However, they're referring to jacks, synchronized swimming & double Dutch rope jumping as sports.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 139||09/15/2014|
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 140||09/15/2014|
it means they're just normal brahs that like the cock, no homo, brah
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 141||09/15/2014|
r141, some of them are legit jocks. I have met some dudes from Craigslist, et al, who are college football players, basketball players, and baseball players.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 142||09/15/2014|
R142, it means there are a lot of delusional twats on CL, claiming they're "masculine" and "jocks" but in reality they are neither.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 143||09/15/2014|
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 144||09/23/2014|
It's about outfits.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 145||09/23/2014|
I think after a certain age (any age after 25) that a man should not use the word "jock". It's comes across as high schoolish to me.
People use it to send a message that they are fit, and athletic. Or, that they are masculine. The problem is that in many cases they are not. A man should just say that they play sports, or that they're athletic. How ridiculous is it for a fifty year old refer to himself as a jock.
Now, this does not mean that they shouldn't post on realjock.com, or other sites like that, but grow up! ...we're not in high school.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 146||09/23/2014|
It means masculine bro
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 147||11/28/2014|
I don't associate "jock" with high school R146 - wondering if others do.
For me, it's code for "people meeting me for the first time don't immediately wonder if I'm gay" but I find a lot of guys play fast and loose with that term.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 148||11/28/2014|
Other similar words dudes use are "normal," "masculine," or "bro."
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 149||11/28/2014|
It means he's a brainless oaf.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 150||11/28/2014|
Aren't they the little guys riding the horses?
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 151||11/29/2014|
Brightly-colored and overpriced underwear, usually.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 152||11/29/2014|
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 153||12/01/2014|
From the men I've been with on Adam4Adam it seems to mean: "just open culo kwickly".
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 154||12/01/2014|
It indicates arrested social and psychological development in anyone over the age of 25 who still uses it.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 155||12/01/2014|
It means dudebro
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 156||01/05/2015|
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 157||01/27/2015|
Jock is old school. Now guys say "dude," "bro," or "bruh" as code to signify masculinity. Black and Latin dudes often say "nigga."
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 158||02/20/2015|
It should mean you look like this
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 159||03/07/2015|
so, so hot r159
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 160||04/27/2015|
Amazing R159. You done good there :)
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 161||04/27/2015|
Well judging by jock Bruce Jenner, it means you want to be a woman. Or by jock Michael Phelps, that you want to be a pothead.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 162||04/27/2015|
R159 Who is that? Random guy or porn star? Jesus, he's hot.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 163||04/27/2015|
That I played a sport in elementary school or middle school and quit around the age of 12.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 164||04/27/2015|
r1 it would spell out jojk.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 165||05/01/2015|
the term has been supplanted by "jock," "bro," "dude," "normal," etc
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 166||05/05/2015|
it means you're a HOT Bisexual Aussie Soldier
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 167||05/05/2015|
I think there's a certain age that men should stop referring to themselves as jocks. It's ridiculous.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 168||05/05/2015|
"Jock" in a CL listing in Washington DC means the guy wants to attract Aaron Schock.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 169||05/06/2015|
R159. Once again, who is the guy in the picture? Random Tumblr pic or what?
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 170||05/06/2015|
R164 is right on the money!
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 171||05/06/2015|
Me and my bisexual best friend/roommate actually just got in from playing baseball with a couple of other guys at the park right by my house, when I read this thread and cracked up laughing!
I even asked my bi best bud if he ever refers to himself as a "jock" and he started laughing and was all like "Fuck No, maybe if you played team sports in high school, but not if you're a grown ass man".
I'm as 100% gay as can be and I've ALWAYS been into sports and can play e era sport
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 172||05/06/2015|
R172 continued every sport except basketball and I've NEVER referred to myself as a "jock"
It's the delusional gay men, who would go ducking and running like a scared little girl at my 90 MPH fastball, who refer to themselves as a "jock"
Gay men are so (unintentionally) funny sometines.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 173||05/06/2015|
The term is sort of out of style today.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 174||05/07/2015|
It means the guy wants you to know that a purse doesn't fall out of his mouth when he talks and that he knows which of the local sports teams plays football as opposed to baseball.
When used on hook-up sites, the description turns out to be accurate maybe 50% of the time.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 175||05/07/2015|
If you are gonna claim to be a jock, at least look and act like this dude.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 176||05/10/2015|
It means everyone thinks he's straight, and he's hot as fucking hell, although he may be fit-fat by his late twenties.
Anyone over thirty who calls himself a "jock" is likely a lardass.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 177||05/10/2015|
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU READ A THREAD IN BETA?
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 178||05/10/2015|
R163 and R170, that picture is clearly edited.
Here's the real photo; pretty sure it's some random guy.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 179||05/10/2015|
Thanks R179. Wow, I want him deeply in my mouth right now.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 180||05/10/2015|
Jock = Pussy Hound.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 181||05/10/2015|
Jock = I will show up at your house in a baseball cap to hide my face after I told you I was 28 but I'm really 53.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 182||05/10/2015|
R179 is what people expect when you say "jock"
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 183||05/10/2015|
It means you like playing with balls.
|by ijustdontknowanymore||reply 184||05/10/2015|