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You can fuck one character from GAME OF THRONES

Who would it be?

For me: Ser Jorah Mormont, khaleesi's hot blond daddy retainer in Essos.

by Anonymousreply 196May 5, 2019 7:02 PM

If dead characters count: Khal Drogo (Jason Momoa).

by Anonymousreply 1May 15, 2012 6:53 PM

Joffrey.

by Anonymousreply 2May 15, 2012 6:55 PM

I want to stick Peter Dinklage straight up my asshole.

by Anonymousreply 3May 15, 2012 6:56 PM

Jaqen h'ghar naturally.

by Anonymousreply 4May 15, 2012 7:01 PM

Sweet sweet Khal Drogo. Or that virgin John Snow if he can't be dead.

by Anonymousreply 5May 15, 2012 7:03 PM

Sorry, OP. I would have to have an orgy with Jon Snow, Robb Stark, Jorah, Khal, Littfinger, Jaime, Benjen, Ned, Viserys, Tywin and the dude killing people for Arya.

by Anonymousreply 6May 15, 2012 7:04 PM

I would fuck Robb Stark for sure, I have a huge crush on Richard Madden. Runner-up would be Renly-Genthin Anthony.

by Anonymousreply 7May 15, 2012 7:11 PM

Definitely Jaquen! I also wouldn't mind a 3some with Robb Stark and Jon Snow.

by Anonymousreply 8May 15, 2012 7:23 PM

Jon Snow if I were only allowed one.

But Renley would be a close second. Pre-death of course.

by Anonymousreply 9May 15, 2012 7:37 PM

Are you fucking kidding? Jon "beer can penis" Snow!

Kit is a beautiful man.

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by Anonymousreply 10May 15, 2012 7:40 PM

Cersei. But I would hate myself afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 11May 15, 2012 7:41 PM

Jon's sexiness has kind of disappeared this season -- the storyline isn't really giving him much to do but glower and look cold. I'm looking forward to next season, when we should be seeing him wearing considerably less.

by Anonymousreply 12May 15, 2012 7:47 PM

Tyrion Lannister

by Anonymousreply 13May 15, 2012 7:49 PM

Doesn't anyone find Littlefinger fuckable?

by Anonymousreply 14May 15, 2012 8:08 PM

Actually r14, I would do him. I do think the actor was hotter as the philandering crooked mayor in THE WIRE.

by Anonymousreply 15May 15, 2012 8:12 PM

I love Jaime, Ser Joah, Jon Snow and Rob Stark. Blonds front and center please.

by Anonymousreply 16May 15, 2012 8:13 PM

Cersei.

by Anonymousreply 17May 15, 2012 8:20 PM

Littlefinger. But I'd keep remembering that the actor, Aiden Gillen, played Stuart Jones in the original Queer as Folk.

by Anonymousreply 18May 15, 2012 8:25 PM

Everyone seems to wanna nail Renly. I don't see the appeal.

by Anonymousreply 19May 15, 2012 9:31 PM

Khal Drogo, perhaps the Sean Bean character. Maybe the evil Cersei as well.

by Anonymousreply 20May 15, 2012 10:20 PM

Jon Snow

by Anonymousreply 21May 15, 2012 10:26 PM

Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!

by Anonymousreply 22May 15, 2012 10:35 PM

Sean Bean. Definitely.

by Anonymousreply 23May 15, 2012 10:38 PM

Cesare

by Anonymousreply 24May 15, 2012 10:41 PM

Is Cesare the "dance" master? I'd do the dance master too.

by Anonymousreply 25May 15, 2012 10:45 PM

A threesome with Bran Stark and Brienne

by Anonymousreply 26May 15, 2012 10:46 PM

R19 Renly this season was hot as hell. It just clicked with me this season. He's second in line to Jon Snow though. He's so pretty, i want him to have my babies.

by Anonymousreply 27May 15, 2012 10:47 PM

ROBB STARK

by Anonymousreply 28May 15, 2012 10:51 PM

Oh, let’s not forget Robert Baratheon’s hot bastard child Gendry. Oh hell yeah! I would do that in a minute, especially with him all oily and sweaty from banging out horseshoes all day.

by Anonymousreply 29May 18, 2012 2:42 PM

Fuck yeah Kit Harington:

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by Anonymousreply 30May 20, 2012 6:34 AM

Jamie "Kingslayer" Lannister. I'd do Renley and Littlefinger, too. And Jon Snow. And Drogo.

by Anonymousreply 31May 20, 2012 2:04 PM

Another vote for Jaime. I've had the hots for NCW since he played the hot cop who never aged on "New Amsterdam".

by Anonymousreply 32May 20, 2012 2:14 PM

John Snow and Ned Stark

by Anonymousreply 33May 20, 2012 2:30 PM

That sex scene with Robb Stark was hot... I want him to fuck me the way he was fucking that noble bitch

by Anonymousreply 34May 22, 2012 11:20 PM

khal

by Anonymousreply 35May 22, 2012 11:27 PM

This guy:

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by Anonymousreply 36May 23, 2012 12:44 AM

Nerds.

by Anonymousreply 37May 23, 2012 6:26 PM

Cersei I have a thing for Lena Headey hehe

by Anonymousreply 38May 28, 2012 12:29 AM

I'm a red blooded gay man, so of course I'll ahave to go with Khaleesi Daenarys Targaryan.

by Anonymousreply 39May 28, 2012 12:37 AM

Cersei she looks delicious

by Anonymousreply 40May 28, 2012 12:39 AM

r39, you can just refer to her as "khaleesi."

by Anonymousreply 41May 28, 2012 12:40 AM

I would sit on this.

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by Anonymousreply 42May 28, 2012 12:44 AM

In this link, pictures of Jon Snow vs. Robb Stark dressed in suits as seen in Esquire magazine:

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by Anonymousreply 43May 28, 2012 12:45 AM

Theon, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 44May 28, 2012 12:56 AM

Who is that, R42? Rob Stark? or someone else?

by Anonymousreply 45May 28, 2012 12:56 AM

It's the Kingslayer Jaime Lannister, aka Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.

by Anonymousreply 46May 28, 2012 1:01 AM

Sansa she looks fresh and yummy:)

by Anonymousreply 47May 28, 2012 1:43 AM

You may remember Littlefinger from the original UK Queer as Folk

by Anonymousreply 48May 28, 2012 1:50 AM

And r48 you may remember that being pointed out on the first page.

by Anonymousreply 49May 28, 2012 1:52 AM

hodor, definitelly

by Anonymousreply 50June 11, 2013 2:25 PM

Iwan Rheon in or out of character

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by Anonymousreply 51June 11, 2013 2:39 PM

Renly Baratheon

Rob Stark

(why do the guys I like always die?)

by Anonymousreply 52June 11, 2013 2:44 PM

Gendry. Poor boy deserves a good time after having Melisandre put leeches on his dick.

by Anonymousreply 53June 11, 2013 2:49 PM

Podrick. J/K. I, too, would LOVE Jaimie "Kingslayer" Lannister plowing my ass.

by Anonymousreply 54June 11, 2013 2:50 PM

Robb Stark,

and it would be better than this.

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by Anonymousreply 55June 11, 2013 3:14 PM

Podrick - I want to know what all the whores were so excited about

by Anonymousreply 56June 11, 2013 3:31 PM

Grey Worm

by Anonymousreply 57June 11, 2013 3:36 PM

Reek!

by Anonymousreply 58June 11, 2013 3:38 PM

In order:

1. Jojen Reed (no perv comments; the actor's 21!)

2. Gendry

3. Grey Worm

by Anonymousreply 59June 11, 2013 4:09 PM

No question Jon Snow but Robb will always have a place in my heart..

Why are two characters that are bastard children called Snow?

by Anonymousreply 60June 11, 2013 4:10 PM

R60 - because if you are a bastard born in a particular geographical region, get the last name associated with that region. Snow, stone, storm, etc. Snow is the name bastards from the north are given.

by Anonymousreply 61June 11, 2013 4:15 PM

Robb Stark Gendry

by Anonymousreply 62June 11, 2013 4:15 PM

First choice: Gendry. He's sweet and sexy and funny and he has the most beautiful blue eyes. And he's the type who would make you breakfast in the morning. Strawberries and porridge, but still. Second choice: Jon Snow. What he lacks in experience he makes up for in imagination. And when he lowers his voice and speaks in that Cockney accent, he almost makes me forget that he has better hair than I do. Third choice: Tyrion. After a frisky romp, he'd order in Chinese and we would eat in bed, watching Woody Allen's Manhattan, and he would entertain me by imitating all the characters. And he kills. Slutty one night stand: Bronn, obviously. Wouldn't kick him out of the cave hot tub: Tormund Giantsbane. Hot Daddy fantasy: Tywin Lannister. I would have gone with Ser Jorah, but he only has eyes for Khaleesi. Lowborns and those with low self-esteem and body issues should probably forget about the Lion of Casterly Rock. I'd do him in a Kings Landing minute if he only had the bits: Lord Varys:)

by Anonymousreply 63June 11, 2013 8:37 PM

That's who you would fuck, but who would you MARRY?!

by Anonymousreply 64June 11, 2013 9:37 PM

The male whore who bedded Loras for Littlefinger.

by Anonymousreply 65June 11, 2013 9:41 PM

I kinda like Ser Davos. He just seems so decent.

by Anonymousreply 66June 11, 2013 9:46 PM

Good choice, r65. He would be my Grindr hook up. Bed him and forget him. Of course, I would have to go to the gym for a few months. Guys who look like that want a mirror image, and at the moment, I'm in my Ugly Stepsister period.

by Anonymousreply 67June 11, 2013 10:26 PM

1. Eddard fucking Stark 2. Jamie Lannister 3. Sir Jorah 4. Roose Bolton 5. if I am feeling like being abused, Tywin Lannister

by Anonymousreply 68June 11, 2013 10:47 PM

With all the 0% body fat extremism on this site, I'm surprised no one has said white walkers.

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by Anonymousreply 69June 12, 2013 12:37 AM

I was going to say Theon Greyjoy.

by Anonymousreply 70June 12, 2013 12:51 AM

The character I'd most want to fuck would be Jorah Mormont. But the actor I'd most want to fuck would be Aidan Gillen (Littlefinger). ian Glen (Jorah) would be a close second.

by Anonymousreply 71June 12, 2013 1:05 AM

None of them are really hot, but I guess Alfie & Joffrey are the best of the lot.

by Anonymousreply 72June 12, 2013 1:16 AM

Many of the men are good looking on this show, but I find Jaime the sexiest.

by Anonymousreply 73June 12, 2013 1:18 AM

Theon Greyjoy? He has the type of face bags were made for.

Some of you need your eyes checked.

by Anonymousreply 74June 12, 2013 1:23 AM

Ramsey

by Anonymousreply 75June 12, 2013 1:26 AM

Oh come on r74, he has sort of a younger Mick Jagger look. Not so bad.

by Anonymousreply 76June 12, 2013 1:29 AM

Jon Snow, Jaime, Jorah ( I like his voice), Robb Stark

by Anonymousreply 77June 12, 2013 1:33 AM

Theon Greyjoy. ugly hot with a huge dick.

by Anonymousreply 78June 12, 2013 1:38 AM

[quote] Theon Greyjoy. ugly hot with a huge dick.

Not anymore.....I took away his favorite toy.

by Anonymousreply 79June 12, 2013 1:45 AM

I used to think Sean Bean was hot about ten years ago. Then I saw photos of him naked in a shower scene from some movie, I think it was a military barracks because it was one of those group showers.

Anyway, he has a teeeensy penis. It's not at all impressive. It cannot be longer than a finger. You decide which one. And it is by no means thick.

I wonder if his penis anxiety has caused him to be an alcoholic who slaps women around. He is on his fifth or sixth wife. They never stay long. He also smokes so much, he probably is suffering from COPD, because his coloring is terrible, and he looks drawn and fatigued. Poor Sean. I just cannot summon my long ago attraction for him.

Having said that, I would definitely do Jamie Lannister, Jon Snow, Gendry, and Ja'gen/Tom the Assassin. But honestly I'd consider Mance Rayder. I always liked Ciaran Hinds. I wish they'd find a place in this saga for James Purefoy. He's hot.

by Anonymousreply 80June 12, 2013 1:47 AM

GGrrrrrrrr

P.S. The late King of the North

by Anonymousreply 81June 12, 2013 1:50 AM

Based on events in the story: Podrick.

by Anonymousreply 82June 12, 2013 1:52 AM

Jamie, Jorah, or Daario

by Anonymousreply 83June 12, 2013 2:07 AM

Drogo, Renly, Hodor, Varys. Yes, you read the last two names correctly.

by Anonymousreply 84June 12, 2013 2:25 AM

What part of "one character" do you idiots not understand?

by Anonymousreply 85June 12, 2013 2:30 AM

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by Anonymousreply 86June 12, 2013 2:32 AM

Why do so few people ignore Loras Tyrell? Renley is dead, but my Knight of the Flowers lives.

by Anonymousreply 87June 12, 2013 2:36 AM

Peter Dinkledge is the only actor on the show, who I'm interested in.

by Anonymousreply 88June 12, 2013 2:40 AM

I'm greedy R85!

I'll take Jamie if you're only going to let me have one

by Anonymousreply 89June 12, 2013 2:49 AM

Rob Stark

But, he dead. Oh Em Gee. He SO dead

by Anonymousreply 90June 12, 2013 3:08 AM

We're not idiots. We understood the question. It's just that the men of GoT are like Lays potato chips. You can't eat just ONE. Oh, and you're not the boss of me.

by Anonymousreply 91June 12, 2013 4:21 AM

The guy torturing Theon.

by Anonymousreply 92June 12, 2013 4:27 AM

Jaqen H'ghar played by Tom Wlaschiha, born in Germany. you know you want his uncut peen too!

Is he family?

by Anonymousreply 93June 12, 2013 4:42 AM

I want to be gangbanged by the direwolves. Sorry, but I can't decide on which ONE direwolf.

by Anonymousreply 94June 12, 2013 4:48 AM

I definitely would fuck Jon Snow, even though he is one of those hot guys who look better with clothes on than without.

by Anonymousreply 95June 12, 2013 4:51 AM

Joffrey, Bran in three more years...I like them young.

by Anonymousreply 96June 12, 2013 4:54 AM

Really, r95? I remember a scene in Season 1 where the Stark boys are getting ready for the King's visit and Jon has his shirt off. He looked better than Madden and Alfie/Theon. I remember that scene because for the past two years he's been hidden under the Crow and Wildling garb. We really don't see much of him in the cave hot tub scene in season 3. I could have done without seeing Ygritte's pale bony back, flat chest and flabby ass and more of naked Jon.

by Anonymousreply 97June 12, 2013 5:00 AM

All right, R97, I'll concede his body is nice enough, albeit on the skinny-ass side.

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by Anonymousreply 98June 12, 2013 5:16 AM

Daario Naharis/Ed Skrein

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by Anonymousreply 99June 12, 2013 5:53 AM

Another for Irwan Rheon.

Love him in this clip:

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by Anonymousreply 100June 12, 2013 6:11 AM

{r96} PLEASE tell me you are kidding. You do know you are pretty much a pedophile right? Gross. My vote go for a man (96 doesn't know what that means),and that man is Robb Stark. Yum.

by Anonymousreply 101June 12, 2013 6:16 AM

Anyone attracted to Ramsey has got to be a submissive FFS. There is nothing good looking or sexy about him.

by Anonymousreply 102June 12, 2013 7:00 AM

Actor: Jaime. TV character: Jaqen. Book character: the Hound.

by Anonymousreply 103June 12, 2013 10:17 AM

r101, please stop embarrassing your pathetic envious old self.

by Anonymousreply 104June 12, 2013 10:38 AM

Ros, the red haired whore. RIP Ros, you hottie.

by Anonymousreply 105June 12, 2013 12:12 PM

Richard Dormer, the Northern Irish actor who now portrays Beric Dondarrion, has the sexiest voice.

And underneath all the Beric makeup, he ain't half bad.

Ser Jorah is a hottie...love his voice too. Iain Glen is the actor.

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by Anonymousreply 106June 12, 2013 12:40 PM

Finn Jones (Loras Tyrell). I like the blond pretty boys.

by Anonymousreply 107June 12, 2013 12:50 PM

Daario Naharis!

by Anonymousreply 108June 12, 2013 12:50 PM

pedophilia(generally age 11 years or younger, though specific diagnosis criteria for the disorder extends the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13)

Real-life Joffrey is 21, Bran will be 17 in 3 years...so suck it @101.

by Anonymousreply 109June 12, 2013 2:14 PM

"so and so will be 17 in three years" => a statutory rape defense that I LOVE!

by Anonymousreply 110June 12, 2013 2:21 PM

Hogar!

by Anonymousreply 111June 12, 2013 3:31 PM

Is that his real name? Kit Harrington?

by Anonymousreply 112June 12, 2013 3:33 PM

Has anyone mentioned Walder Frey yet? You just know his bod would be all grisly and he'd have the sexiest halitosis.

by Anonymousreply 113June 12, 2013 4:31 PM

[quote]Anyone attracted to Ramsey has got to be a submissive FFS. There is nothing good looking or sexy about him.

In real life, he's cute in a fun, peculiar way. Very good actor, too.

by Anonymousreply 114June 12, 2013 4:42 PM

I mean Hodar!

by Anonymousreply 115June 12, 2013 4:48 PM

I've heard he is wonderful in Misfits. In this show,however, he's repulsive. I agree that the acting is good.

by Anonymousreply 116June 12, 2013 4:49 PM

And he's got a cute little ass.

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by Anonymousreply 117June 12, 2013 4:58 PM

Ramsay is cuuute!

Fucking psycho, obviously, but still cute.

My picks: Jon Snow, Ser Jorah, Jaqen H'gar, Tyrion, Jaime, The Hound, and Hodor.

In order, so the biggest dick is last, yummm!

by Anonymousreply 118June 12, 2013 5:34 PM

R96 is not a pedophile, he's a PEDERAST.

Not nearly as evil, but still gross and illegal.

by Anonymousreply 119June 12, 2013 5:36 PM

little r117? I'd hate to see the elephant butt you'd consider average.

by Anonymousreply 120June 12, 2013 5:37 PM

r119 is what's known as a liar with issues that need to be addressed. There's nothing "gross" about being attracted to a 21 or 17 year old. In fact, if you aren't, you're pretty much a biological freak.

by Anonymousreply 121June 12, 2013 5:42 PM

@119, not defend 96, but 17 is the age of consent in many states.

by Anonymousreply 122June 12, 2013 7:13 PM

Richard Madden/Robb Stark (don't care that he's no longer on the show), definitely the hottest on that show for me.

Iwan Rheon reminds me of Skippy from Family Ties. A psycho version of Skippy at that. He'd be last on my list. I read that description of him somewhere and it is so true.

by Anonymousreply 123June 12, 2013 7:18 PM

R60, bastards are given the last name of the region they (or their fathers are from). Roose Bolton and Ned Stark are from the North, so the bastards last name is Snow. Gendry is from the south and I believe his last name on the show is Waters. There are bastard characters in the books, not introduced yet on the show with the last name of Stone and Storm.

by Anonymousreply 124June 12, 2013 7:22 PM

JASON MOMOA, HANDS-DOWN

by Anonymousreply 125June 12, 2013 7:33 PM

Samwell

by Anonymousreply 126June 12, 2013 8:03 PM

I wondered when the Chubby Chasers were going to weigh in about Samwell:) Sam is cute but I can't figure out if he really is that fat under the Crow costume or if they have padded him out. At times, when he is shot at a distance, he looks and waddles like The Penguin. I liked his scene in the last episode where he makes it quite clear that his loyalty to the Night's Watch is unwavering and unsullied and that it is his understanding that the oath includes keeping even innocent Wildlings like Gilly and her baby safe. In other words, he's not about to let anyone harm them, for what ever reason. Sam's finally grown a pair.

by Anonymousreply 127June 12, 2013 8:25 PM

Bastard Surnames of Westeros

The North - Snow

The Riverlands - Rivers

The Vale - Stone

The Westerlands - Hill

The Reach - Flowers

The Iron Islands - Pyke

The Stormlands - Storm

Dorne - Sand

The Crownlands - Waters

by Anonymousreply 128June 12, 2013 10:15 PM

[quote]Peter Dinkledge is the only actor on the show, who I'm interested in.

Imagine how happy he must be to have someone looking up to him.

by Anonymousreply 129June 13, 2013 3:01 PM

umm, podrick, he of the magic penis. thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 130June 13, 2013 3:08 PM

Without spoiling it, can anyone tell us if we ever learn what's so special about Podrick in the sack? Is it just a running gag? Or something invented for the TV show?

by Anonymousreply 131June 13, 2013 4:43 PM

I'm wondering that, too, r131. Podrick seems borderline retarded, but the ladies LOVE him! Does he have a magic dick that makes them cum multiple times? Does he know how to expertly munch a muff?

by Anonymousreply 132June 13, 2013 4:51 PM

It was just some "humor" the showrunners added, nothing from the book.. Personally I thought it was idiotic as hell they did a .stupid so.good whores won't take money running gag.

Anyway, Iwan Rheon who plays Ramsay is very fuckable. But my.answer will always be Richard Madden/Robb Stark, would kill for a roll in the sack with him.

by Anonymousreply 133June 13, 2013 4:51 PM

Poddrick's abilities were not part of the book, iirc.

by Anonymousreply 134June 13, 2013 4:59 PM

Now that Robb is dead, I have transferred my allegiance to Jamie. Sorry. I was all hot for Jon Snow in season one, and part of two, and then switched to Robb, and now, unless Jon Snow really brings it, I am over him. I am over Kit Harrington too. He's just a one note actor playing a pouty, one note character.

Mind, I'm not necessarily talking about favorite characters, but strictly about the sex part.

by Anonymousreply 135June 13, 2013 4:59 PM

NED STARK- character - power- all man- the rest are just playing Ned Stark.

by Anonymousreply 136June 13, 2013 6:45 PM

Joffrey.

by Anonymousreply 137June 13, 2013 6:56 PM

Sorry, but if you want to have sex with Joffrey, Ramsey, Roose Bolton, Viserys, Littlefinger or Walder Frey, you were a fan of the prison rape scenes in Oz. What a gaggle of sick fucks.

by Anonymousreply 138June 14, 2013 4:54 PM

R138 doesn't understand the difference between fiction and reality or physical attraction from personality. How quaint.

by Anonymousreply 139June 14, 2013 4:58 PM

No, r139. I don't have a death wish. And I have better taste in men than you, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 140June 14, 2013 5:01 PM

Death wish?! Lol. Way to completely prove my point about not being able to separate fiction from reality.

Ramsay can't hurt you, he is just a character played by Iwan Rheon who yes I would totally sleep with, been a fan of. hoim since Misfits.

by Anonymousreply 141June 14, 2013 8:08 PM

@138. Please tell me you are joking.

by Anonymousreply 142June 14, 2013 8:25 PM

Is this a TV show or something, or a romance novel series? Anyway, it sure sounds stupid.

by Anonymousreply 143June 14, 2013 8:38 PM

Oh, dear! I poked the Iwan Rheon troll with a stick and made it angry. Iwan Rheon looks like one of those nasty, buck-toothed Faeries on True Blood. I wouldn't fuck him or the CHARACTER of Ramsey with Theon's shriveled dick.

by Anonymousreply 144June 14, 2013 10:20 PM

Agree that Ramsey is the least physically attractive man under 60 on the show. I would do Hodor or Sam before that guy.

by Anonymousreply 145June 14, 2013 11:53 PM

It seems ironic that almost no one here is attracted to Loras or Renly.

by Anonymousreply 146June 14, 2013 11:55 PM

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. I've wanted to fuck him since New Amsterdam.

by Anonymousreply 147June 15, 2013 12:05 AM

R146, I'll raise my hand. Renly gets my vote. Unbelievably hot.

by Anonymousreply 148June 15, 2013 12:10 AM

Finn Jones seems like a nice guy but he doesn't really do anything for me, which is funny since his character is supposed to be ridiculously gorgeous.

I think Genthin Anthony who plays Renly is quite good looking tho he doesn't match the book description of the character either.

Really based on the books Renly/Loras should have been a ridiculously hot couple, oh well, can tell the people who run the show are straight guys.

by Anonymousreply 149June 15, 2013 12:46 AM

I'll wait to see who they cast as the Red Viper, Ser Oberyn Martell.

Aside from him, it would have to be Khal Drogo. I'll let him fuck me from dusk to dawn as long as he let me eat that beautiful ass for awhile.

by Anonymousreply 150June 15, 2013 1:36 AM

Funny article--"The Names Of "Game Of Thrones" Characters According To Someone’s DaL-- Ah yes, there’s Bastard Kid, Blonde Lady, One-Eyed Jack and King Of The Guys."

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by Anonymousreply 151June 15, 2013 3:05 PM

Someone's DAD! Sorry!

by Anonymousreply 152June 15, 2013 3:09 PM

Rory McCann a/k/a "The Hound" in a sexy Scottish ad for porridge. You're welcome.

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by Anonymousreply 153June 15, 2013 3:54 PM

In order: Bran Stark (okay, I'm about the same age as him so no pedo comments pls), Lancel Lannister, Gendry, Daario Naharis, Jon Snow, Loras Tyrell, Joffrey Baratheon, & Jojen Reed

I wonder who will get cast as Aegon Targaryen (Young Griff) and Edric Storm. There's another two that I'd like to fuck (and marry). :p

by Anonymousreply 154June 21, 2013 3:55 AM

Ja'qen H'ghar

by Anonymousreply 155June 21, 2013 4:01 AM

Tyrion. Always wanted to fuck a midget. If there's any gay midget escorts out there, they must be rolling in all the money they're pulling in.

by Anonymousreply 156June 21, 2013 6:50 AM

R156, I believe Tyrion is a dwarf, not a midget.

by Anonymousreply 157June 21, 2013 6:59 AM

Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.

"Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor" "Hodor?" "Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor."

Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor. "Hodor!" "Hodor Hodor Hodor!" Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.

by Anonymousreply 158June 21, 2013 8:31 PM

Ser Jorah, Jon Snow

by Anonymousreply 159November 11, 2013 3:56 PM

R154 I'm 99% sure that Edric Storm will not be included in the tv show. They gave his story to Gendry. Aegon won't show up until season 5.

by Anonymousreply 160November 11, 2013 4:11 PM

Gethin Anthony, who played Renly Baratheon. He looks like he'd enjoy a hot fuck with another guy.

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by Anonymousreply 161November 11, 2013 4:12 PM

There are so many hot guys on this show, it's hard to choose one. I would have said Robb Stark. I love RM's voice and the character's self confidence, even if it ultimately led to his downfall. Since he is now gone, I would say Jon Snow. I just wish he'd develop/convey a bit more personality.

by Anonymousreply 162January 21, 2014 7:01 PM

Jon Snow

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by Anonymousreply 163January 21, 2014 7:22 PM

Tywin Lannister! Of course he'd hunt me down and kill me afterwards, because he could never let his highly moral image be besmirched. and I'd never be able to escape his minions, because he's the most intelligent man in Westeros and the best manager, if he wants to get something done - it gets done.

But damn. If power is an aphrodisiac, then power coupled with high intelligence, good looks, and sheer charisma is really, really sexy.

by Anonymousreply 164January 21, 2014 11:43 PM

Rob, Kit, Jamie in that order.

by Anonymousreply 165January 22, 2014 3:02 AM

Cersei and whoever Jason Mamoa played.

Preferably at the same time but I can compromise.

by Anonymousreply 166January 22, 2014 4:47 AM

I'm bumping to see just how crippled, bastard, and broken the fucking Datalounge is.

by Anonymousreply 167February 18, 2014 4:42 PM

If we can count the game characters, then Talia Forrester. If not then Myrcella Baratheon

by Anonymousreply 168March 11, 2015 8:55 AM

I'd certainly fuck Cersei!

by Anonymousreply 169May 21, 2015 10:48 PM

Has anyone said Tommen yet? He's pretty. Maybe a 3-way with him and Drogo. That would be a night to remember.

Otherwise, there are a lot of good choices, but cant remember all their names.

by Anonymousreply 170May 21, 2015 10:57 PM

R26, you sick puppy

by Anonymousreply 171April 6, 2019 8:34 PM

Khal Drogo

by Anonymousreply 172April 6, 2019 8:38 PM

I’d take a long bath in a cave with John Snow.

by Anonymousreply 173April 6, 2019 8:40 PM

Nobody mentioned daddy Roose Bolton. Is it because he's a chubby chaser?

by Anonymousreply 174April 6, 2019 8:45 PM

R103 has my thoughts exactly

[quote]Actor: Jaime. TV character: Jaqen. Book character: the Hound.

Definitely Jaime for the superior male beauty and wit, Jaqen because an amusing German is a rare and wonderful thing and Sandor Clegane because I bet he throws a mean fuck.

I also want a threesome with Daario #1 and Khal Drogo and will work out daddy issues with Jorah Mortmont.

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by Anonymousreply 175April 6, 2019 8:49 PM

I'd top Ramsay. Iwan Rheon is hot af.

by Anonymousreply 176April 6, 2019 8:57 PM

Jaqen for a character, Richard Madden for an actor.

by Anonymousreply 177April 6, 2019 8:59 PM

The mountain. I want him.

Then maybe Hodor.

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by Anonymousreply 178April 6, 2019 9:30 PM

Stannis

by Anonymousreply 179April 6, 2019 9:30 PM
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by Anonymousreply 180April 6, 2019 9:32 PM

R174 oh, I like Roose Bolton. The actor had serious charisma.

by Anonymousreply 181April 6, 2019 9:53 PM

Jamie Theon Jaquen whatever his name is

Stannis I would want to fist me.

by Anonymousreply 182April 6, 2019 9:55 PM

Tie between Jon Snow and the sexy, enigmatic Jaqen H'ghar.

by Anonymousreply 183April 6, 2019 9:59 PM

Daario Naharis without question. Michiel Huisman is pretty much perfect (other than the being straight thing).

by Anonymousreply 184April 6, 2019 11:51 PM

Jaqen H'ghar. Tom Wlaschiha knows his audience and has posted his feet on his Instagram.

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by Anonymousreply 185April 7, 2019 10:44 AM

He’s got to gay, right?

by Anonymousreply 186April 7, 2019 2:45 PM

I don’t want his feet.

by Anonymousreply 187April 7, 2019 4:29 PM

Trystane Martell played by Toby Sebastian

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by Anonymousreply 188April 8, 2019 2:49 PM

Charles Dance and Iain Glen at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 189May 5, 2019 1:20 PM

Hymie Lannister

by Anonymousreply 190May 5, 2019 1:22 PM

He probably doesn't have a character name but there was some gorgeous Dothraki warrior on last week's episode. Him.

by Anonymousreply 191May 5, 2019 1:28 PM

Well never know, r191.

The poor Dothraki. They really pulled the short straw with Daenerys.

by Anonymousreply 192May 5, 2019 1:35 PM

[quote] fuck one character from GAME OF THRONES

All of you are confusing the actors who portray these characters with the characters, most of who would just as soon slit your throat as fuck you. I would avoid everyone of these characters.

Now you can go back to your lust for the actors from GOT. Carry on.

by Anonymousreply 193May 5, 2019 2:14 PM

Ok, then character. I would fuck Jorah Mortmont. Then I'd have him fuck me.

by Anonymousreply 194May 5, 2019 3:45 PM

Aria’s bodyguard. I don’t know his name he looks really dirty and smelly.

by Anonymousreply 195May 5, 2019 5:59 PM

Another vote for Michel Huisman as Daario Naharis.

by Anonymousreply 196May 5, 2019 7:02 PM
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