Remember Eric Lutes from "Caroline In The City"?

I'll drink to that.

Damn, you bet he's still hott!

Was that photo taken at a Tom Bianchi pool party? He's gay, right?

Jesus, he's a fucking stud.

You forgot he played the (gay) station mgr on Frasier.

So sexy

Here is his Facebook; he is "friends" Thom Bierdz.

He's divorced!!

Yes, that Frasier episode is hilarious. If it was me he was coming on to like that, we'd be in the sack faster than you could say "Abracadabra"

MY GAWD, look at how thick he is in this "Caroline..." episode. I could munch on that butt for days! It's dubbed in German, but worth it to see that glorious butt.

huh. I was just wondering WEHT Malcolm Gets ("Richard" from Caroline In The City). Anyone know?

Who cares, R10? Don't be a threadkiller!

Superroos!

Pose like an Egyptian

God damn. He fine!

Probably my favorite Frasier episode.

Niles: There's something I have to tell you. Dad wanted to, but I won the coin toss.

LOVE the body hair.

Malcolm Gets is fine, R10. He was the featured performer a couple of months ago at the Callen-Lorde clinic (GLBT health care center) annual awards benefit dinner in NYC. He played piano and sang a few songs, told a few stories, and was generally charming. Looked and sounded good. He's been active in NY theater over the years too.

GOD I love these pictures.

I wonder if he's being a Ttrue Scottsman" under that kilt?

Wow. I was just thinking of him today. I've always had a big crush on him!

Prime daddy beef

where are the naked, undie pics from?

Eric ass

Eric ass 2

Eric ass 3

Eric ass 4

Maybe I should have said Eric Glutes.

Where are these pics from?

He looks just like my dad in the OP's pic.

Damn. He's actually hotter NOW than he was on the show!

I was confusing him and Malcolm for a hot second, because I know Malcolm is gay. This dude looks like someone's daddy wet dream!

R28, if that really is "you", then what did your character in "The Wild Life" say her hunky new boyfriend "gave her fer first" of...?

R29, if that's true then I'd LOVE to see your dad.

R30, I agree that he's a wet dream incarnate

Who's his girlfriend?

Drink up!

Hairy chest

In the last picture, he's hot, but needs to lose the chain. Makes him look like Larry from Three's Co.

Believe me, I'm thankful, but who are all these goofy poses for? A gf? The public?

I was a young gayling who watched that stupid Caroline show for this stud of studs. I fantasized about him mercilessly topping the rollerskating muscle twink.

he must be a homo, no?

Even when he played straight on Caroline he pinged to me.

He has a GF (the lucky beyotch).

Good lord!

Get Eric Lutes back on a TV show......NOW!!!

He's so funny and hot. How can he not be working more??

So who is she?

Just some chick, R40. I don't think she's in the biz. She looks like an artsy type. I know Eric is. He sketches and draws well, and makes furniture.

Watch this Eric demo reel video beginning at 33 seconds in. The clip is from "Caroline...", and his character Del is pretending to be "gay" and Malcolm Gets's boyfriend. HOT and funny.

That first photo of him in a speedo is incredibly hot. So sexy.

Meh. She must be close to 50 by now.

I'm glad at least some of you are so easily aroused by dinosaur meat.

I love that he loves a good cocktail

He looks so much better with less hair.

He'll be 50 in August, R43. Go back to your 17 year-olds.

I think he's good long or short

Never heard of him but he's smoking hot!

Has anyone IBDB'd him? What's he up to all these years?

Rarely does a hot guy appear in these posts with so few demeaning replies!

Ay Papi!

He looks like a goofy suburban dad in most of these pictures. Wish he'd lived in my neighborhood when I was growing up.

He's been working out a lot. Those "Caroline in the City" hips are gone. I'll bet his ass is still just as plump thought.

Men have it so good. Some Can actually look better at 50 than they did in their twenties.

I wonder if he and Gets got along.

His imdb resume is a little sketchy since since that Olsen twins sitcom went off the air TEN YEARS AGO. He's had a lot of time to work out, 'cause he ain't working!

Could the person posting all these nice slutty pictures of Eric Lutes please explain where they're coming from?

ME. Eric

Thanks for all the nice comments. Appreciate it !

Isn't there an episode of "Caroline in the City" where Eric Lutes and the little guy on roller skates with the even better ass pretend to be gay leather queens?

You 'mos think his name was Glutes. Stick to the gay guy or the girl who thinks she's Pat Benetar.

Really though he only has an ass because he's fat. If he lost weight, he'd lose his butt

[quote]ME. Eric

Thanks for all the nice comments. Appreciate it !

by: E.L.

That's truly odd. If true

Are you a lezzie, r59?

I don't think I'll reveal my source, R56. Just enjoy the pics!

Just ignore R59. She was over in the Tom Cruise's Teeth thread too, talking about how all the "'mos want that "straight" man SO bad"! That right there should tell you she's not playing with a full deck.

And no, R59 my dear, Eric LUTES is not nor was he back then, fat. He's certainly robust, but not fat. Why are you polluting my thread, anyway? Kindly step out of it.

LOVE!

I had so many sex fantasies about him during his Caroline and the City days. I watched the show just for him. He had just the ideal daddy body, and I'm glad he's grown into such a sexy daddy now he's started his 50s. I bet he's an incredible top.

Get the man a decent job!

He's HOT! He looks MUCH better now than when he was younger. Damn. Just my type.

I met Eric a few years ago at at party in NYC. It was at Trump Plaza. It was late and I had too much to drink. He offered to drive me home in Long Island. He was a total gentleman on the ride back, asking me about my career as a writer and personal assistant. When we got there, he asked if he could use my bathroom. I opened the door, and before I knew it he had pulled a knife and he forced me onto the couch - and he raped me.

He looks great either way to me. I love a man with some meat on his bones.

Exactly what R67 said.

r68, what a horrible thing to type. If that is true, (which I highly doubt), then did you report it to the police? I do not recall any press about such a thing concerning Eric Lutes. Are you a guy or girl? Why would you post something so horrible about someone? What the hell have you got against Eric Lutes?

He's looking kind of like Matt Lauer with better hair. And a better nose. And face.

I thought he had gorgeous hair back when he was on CITC.

R31, my dad walks around in his briefs and he seriously looks just like EL in that first pic. I did a double take when I first saw it, the resemblance is so uncanny.

R74, let's see him!!!

R68 is the "He raped me" troll. I've seen them in another thread before.

What kind of name is Lutes? Is it Scottish?

What kind of name is Meltrigger? Is he Presbyterian?

I just looked at his wiki.

His mother was an astrologer and psychiatric nurse.

Bet she's one interesting lady.

I used to say LU-TEZ in stead of LOOTS.

You're aware that Eric Lutes is the OP on this thread, right?

Hasn't worked in a looong time; looking for a little attention and some admiration from the fans—and maybe some gigs will come his way as a result, too. Hey, we all gotta make a living.

Having said that, I'd still eat that deep-dish ass for breakfast.

(And if you're feeling really daring, Eric: upload some shots of what-has-to-be your lushly, magnificently hairy hole. :D )

LOL nice try, R80, but I'm not Eric...just someone who's long admired his beefy physique like many in this thread.

Why would he need to work? Isn't he set for life with all the "Caroline in the City" money?

I am here to tell you from personal experience Eric is a great guy!

Eric, on the off chance you've wandered by here, LOVE YOU!

Um, not necessarily.

Referring to r82.

I'll bet he is, R83. What's he like? Have you ever told him what a great ass he has?

I'd let him stick the WHOLE thing in, not just the head…..

Eric and his girlfriend were here in NYC for a while. They just left about five days ago.

Was Eric in NY for business or pleasure r89?

I'd eat him from asshole to adam's apple!

That's a tempting thought, R91.

But once again, for those of you on the thread who know Eric, did he and Malcolm Gets get along?

Somehow I suspect not so well.

A friend of mine used to call him "Eric Glutes" when he was on "Caroline".

In that German-dubbed clip, Malcolm Gets seems like a gay Nazi along with gestures.

David Hyde Pierce partner was a producer/writer on 'Caroline In The City'

Eric "Glutes" is very accurate

Malcolm Gets always came off as a prissy bitch on CITC. He was completely unconvincing as a straight man and had chemistry whatsoever with Lea Whatserface.

Malcolm is hot, but I remember thinking when they suddenly had Caroline hooking up with his character how the hell she could dump Del's fine ass for him.

As hunky as Eric is, he seems like a pretty bland actor. I hate to say it, but he's not very interesting. Perhaps he just needs better material. That is, after people stop lusting after his hot ass, that is.

[quote]Malcolm is hot, but I remember thinking when they suddenly had Caroline hooking up with his character how the hell she could dump Del's fine ass for him.

I remember the episode where Richard and Caroline finally had sex, and how wrong it seemed to see them in bed together.

Bland?!

Hell, he was hilarious and totally sexy and real as Frasier's gay boss.

And even made you believe he had a hard-on for Kelsey Grammer, no mean feat!

I swear I recently saw him in one of those endless pharma ads with the wordy disclaimers. You now how while they rat off the disclaimers they usually show happy people on the medication? He's a party attender.

Well I'm fairly certain that I had an encounter with Eric Lutes last summer.

I'm a professional lifeguard and if I'm not mistaken, our meeting may have occurred around the same time that the pic of Eric at r52 was taken.

It was a gorgeous day at the beach and the place was packed. Understandably, my fellow guards and I were somewhat worried about a wicked riptide that had been brewing along the surf-line all afternoon.

I was especially concerned for Eric's welfare—and kept my eye on him just in case. Sure enough, at one point, I was pretty sure that he might be headed for some sort of potential distress.

You see, I had a clear view of him, as he was stretched out on a towel directly in front of my guard tower; lying on his stomach, working to deepen the already impressive bronze tan of his well-developed back and shoulders.

Thinking fast, I sprang into action—and after quickly removing Eric's board shorts, I immediately began performing mouth to ass resuscitation on him—strictly as a precautionary measure, you understand.

He seemed very gratified by my attention, but alas, no numbers were exchanged between us—completely understandable, given all the confusion on the beach that ensued in the wake of my rescue of him! I'm just happy that I could help. After all, that's why I'm there.

But it was only later that I realized who, in fact, he was, when a colleague asked, "Say, isn't he (Lutes) the same guy who was on that 'Sex in the City' (sic) show?"

True story!

LOL R103, I was actually believing your story until I got about halfway through it.

(g)lutes!

So where is he now? What's he up to? Where can I catch him shirtless?

I just saw the pharma ad a couple of times again and it definitely looks like hi - the guy who hands a salad bowl to a woman. No lines.

R103 you lost us at 'alas'. Well ok you lost us almost at the beginning but I wanted to point out your absurd use of 'alas' in your post.

r.107, it is Lutes. I realized that the first time I saw the ad.

I just watched that Frazier clip again and I have to admit, that was one of THE best episodes of the entire series. Just hilarious. When Daphne walks out, overhears that the Lutes character is gay and turns around and just throws that bra over her shoulder, that is gut busting funny.

Why isn't Lutes starring in another show?

The scene that gets me is when Tom, Frasier and Daphne are on the balcony, then cut to Martin and Niles laughing in the kitchen.

Wowee! That man is hotter than hell!

He raped me.

JUst rewatched that Frasier is gay episode. Brilliant!!!

Backside

He's got a lovely pussy.

I thought Andrew "Charlie" Lauer had a better ass, but you never got to see it because he almost always wore his shirt pulled out.

I do remember one episode where Eric Lutes, dressed in a suit, sat down at the breakfast bar and you could see full crotch just sort of "roll over" into a new position. It was hot.

I don't see how it could be anybody other then Eric himself posting these pictures of himself. Not that I am complaining - more shirtless pics, please, Eric! :)

Oh my god...where are all these casual shots coming from?

Why aren't there more?

Why isn't he sexting?

Sexy and casual

I wouldn't mind seeing more. I wonder if he has a hairy ass? :)

I think it's a given, R121

The photos are all obviously from Eric's FB page.

I do hope he's aware one of his "friends" are posting them and we are all loving them.

My favorites are of him in Egyptian costume!

I take it you're on his FB page, R123?

i think he is posting them. getting some luv from the gays, or anybody, after years of obscurity.

So strange you guys are talking about this actor. I never saw Caroline and rarely watched Frasier. But the EXCEPT episode Lutes plays gay stayed with me. And even back then he gave me a major hardon. Never forgot the guy even though I never knew who he was...until now 15 years later. You know how only dogs can hear some sounds. Well I say that only us gays could detect his major sexiness.

I was immediately attracted to his thickness when I first started watching Caroline. He had just the body type I like, big bubble butt, meaty pecs, thick legs and arms. And the hair...that thick, longish mane. Woof!

So clearly the gays love you, Eric. Now how about giving us some NC-17 shots? I would love to see a picture of you wearing these. And then I'd gladly buy them from you.

NSFW (let's keep the thread going this way)

ONLY PICS OF ERIC, GODDAMIT!!!

This guy is majorly hot. I LOVE that hairy chest and belly. I am imagining doing all kinds of naughty things to him and with him.

Eric Lutes in a speedo - my new screensaver!

I wonder if when he's jacking off and cums, if it lands on his torso and gets all tangled up in that fur?

[132], I'd gladly lick it off him.

Hot damn, where were these pictures found? I used to jack off over him when he was on CITC, and I knew he was hot under those clothes but not this hot! He has aged like a fine wine. That Speedo picture is drool worthy.

LOL! Eric, does your wife know that you are getting the gays all stirred up with these pictures?

^^Not a chance!!

No fresh pics of Eric today? :(

Guess who's back!

LOL Eric - love the toilet in the background

Would suck his balls.

140, I'd take the rest of him. ;)

NONE of you bitches can have his ass (refer to page 2 of the thread for what I'm claiming as MINE).

If it's hairy, you are going to have to fight me for it [142]

It'll be a knock down, drag out fight then, R143!

[quote]Remember Eric Lutes from "Caroline In The City"?

No.

Next!

Congratulations R145 for being the first official BITCH in this thread. NEXT yourself!

Bless your heart, R146 for forgotten sitcom actors being such an important topic for you.

Damn! I was getting used to my daily fur fix from Eric. :(

Couldn't help noticing that r33's picture clearly indicates Eric Lutes at times may not wear underwear.

Both men are sitting on the toilets, covering their privates but revealing themselves enough to show their undergarments are not on (unless they were thongs). The man on the right has his boxer shorts pulled down, along with his pants. Lutes has nothing on top of his rolled down pants.

Does anyone know the identity of that other guy on the toilet? He looks so familiar......

R150 - its probably not him, but it looks like Eric Bogosian without his curly locks.

So true, R149! He certainly wasn't wearing drawers on the day that photo was taken.

And now, for your daily Eric Lutes photo fix...

r138, that is a very twee pose Eric has in that picture.

Oh, the things I'd do to that man's under-kilt area. . .

You'd better get in line, R154. Do you think he can take on two men at the same time?

Do you think Eric knows how many men want to have sex with him?

He could have sex every day for a year and never have a repeat.

[quote]Do you think Eric knows how many men want to have sex with him? He could have sex every day for a year and never have a repeat.

That sounds right. About 365 gay men in the whole world are the only ones who remember his hot fat ass and that he had a career once.

I would ask him, R156, but I'm afraid to

#152 - I appreciate the pic, but could we get a little more thigh next time? ;)

Like many others here, I'm sure, I'm keeping Eric in my Thread Watcher until more photos are posted. Or until he lands a good TV gig!

He's gorgeous. I have never heard of him before and I'm 38 years old! I would suck his socks off!

All of you bitches can just back off because Eric is MINE!

And here's another pic for your sex-starved eyes...

Who is posting all these great pics and where are you getting them? Hey, post one of Eric's BUTT, please.

I shall not say who I am, R163.

Enjoying a latte

Mitchell says stop it, r164. You're tantalizing the mussies too much!

Nice basket, Eric...

Profile of the ass and close-up of the thigh

Cheers to the freakin' weekend!

What if...it's Eric HIMSELF who is posting the pics??

He couldn't possibly be gay!! I think all straight guys greet their guests at the door with a drink and only wearing tightiewhities...right?

Any guesses as to where that tacky condo is?

Caroline's condo, R172? Why, NYC, of course!

Well, SOMEBODY'S doing some pretty darned good PR for the boy here. His pics are cute and sexy as hell. STILL WANT TO SEE HIS BUTT! Which sounds, I know, very predatory. LOL

Since it's pretty clear Eric is the one posting the photos, maybe he's taking requests. How about a pic of you in a suit, tie undone, shoes off, nice black socked feet propped up on a coffee table.

More pics please!

Eric Lutes makes my shit-pussy wet.

He makes EVERYBODY'S shit-pussy wet, R177.

Well, thanks for throwing water on a perfectly hot thread, r177. Sorry, Eric. Just ignore the trash.

I love that shot of Eric from the early 90s where his faded denim shirt matched his faded denim jeans so well, he looks like he's wearing a jumpsuit.

Clutch those pearls, R179.

Just so you'll know, Eric WILL cook for sex...

Aprons do nothing for my man Eric.

He's MY man!

Eric, where are you, you sexy hairy beast?

I'm here, baby

So cute! Look at them legs!

I like his hair long too

Eric, if that is really you posting your own pics...that is hilarious. You are very welcome here, you know that. Who is TAKING all these great pics? And why are we not seeing any of your butt? LOL

I think Eric, given a little libation, Eric would probably show his ass. He does have nice calves, though.

Eric, lease tell us you're working on a hot new project Down Under!

R191 - I wouldn't mind on working on HIS hot project down under!

I had never heard of him until now. Damn - he is smoking hot despite the fact that he is tragically cursed by tinynip.

But for him, I could overlook that.

If Eric is in fact posting here, could you please post a pic or two for a beloved member of our DL Family - the Flip-Flop Feets troll?

Please post pictures of you wearing flip-flops or showing your bare feets. You will make someone very happy.

I would enjoy his penis

More please!

Eric feet @R52

Thigh

Can we talk...?

Posed

Posed again

Damn, this Eric Lutes gets me hard!

Not only does he get me hard, but he makes the tip of my dick wet!

I'll bet what's written on his shirt here is true about hia bedroom prowess...

EVERLAST, BABY!!

This looks like a substantial bulge to me...

Seriously, I really don't get why he isn't starring in a TV series right now.

Man, I want to lick and suck on that man from head to toe. Love his manfur.

^^GET IN LINE!!!!

[quote] Seriously, I really don't get why he isn't starring in a TV series right now.

Me neither.

Who is posting these pictures? It HAS to be Eric Lutes himself. I wonder if he would be up for a little man to man action? The pic of him in his loincloth flexing his biceps has me dripping all over the place.

The one where he's wearing a speedo, with his hairy bulging thighs and his hairy torso on display is my favorite. ;)

It's threads like this that start neverending Pony/Qwerty weirdness. We're doomed. Second verse same as the first.

Has someone already made the "I'd like to strum his Lutes" joke?

Say, Eric, how about a little something to get my motor running? ;)

Eric Lutes wants YOU!!! (to bow before him and be his love slave...)

Wine and dine

Grillin' 'n chillin'

Real men wear pink

Real men also polish nails

Re 219 - I'd like to know what he has or hasn't got on under that robe.

me 2

The 1998 horror classic Marabunta with Mitch Pileggi and Eric Lutes is on right now on the Chiller channel.

Fuck me! I don't even get Chiller!

Well, R223, based on the description, you are missing a work of Citizen Kane quality: "A Los Angeles entomologist vacationing in Alaska enlists others to stave off advancing ant hordes."

Nothing has yet beat the OP's photo.

I wouldn't be watching it for its stellar script or amazing acting, R224--only strictly for Mr. Lutes's glutes.

Eric in distress

Eric in distress, take 2

I'll say this...he's single now...

I guess Eric must have found a new play mate. I hope whoever that is is taking some new shirtless pictures for us to salivate over.

Sigh. Was hoping he'd take some more underwear shots.

Back to Big Muscle.

Yeah, some underwear shots would be awesome, especially if he's flexing his biceps while wearing them. Grrrrr.....c'mon Eric....give us some more fur, PLEASE!

Yo, Eric, how about some new pics? I've already beaten off to all the other ones a few times.

Not an underwear pic, but he [italic]is[/italic] holding his...uh...big gun.

Big hands to hold that "big gun"

As Teresa would say, are you kidding me ? 235 replys for Eric Lutes - you guys either love a nice looking, balding, in-shape 50 year old, or this thread shows the desperation of all the lonely men out there.

R236= Lea Thompson

R236 would be on his knees if Eric offered up his cock to him.

If Eric is posting these pics, he's a major attention whore. If not, why would a trusted friend post such pics on a gay and lesbian site?

[R239] would be on his knees if Eric offered up his cock to him.

r238, r240 - Eric Lutes.

I'm pleased to see these recent photos of Eric. He's still in great shape, looking as good as ever.

[R241] - Fat balding troll with body odor

[quote]He's still in great shape, looking as good as ever.

True that.

I guess Eric is done playing with us. :(

Eric and Kelsey

Just saw him a commercial tonite on TV and he wasn't even the lead actor, he didn't have any lines. He played the husband of a woman who is afflicted with some sickness.

His nose looks so large in that pic r246 posted.

I've never seen a nose like that on anything other than an African anteater.

His nose is fine

LOL r249

Sorry r250, not in profile.

Eric and the cast of the play "It's Just Sex"

Not sure why he did that Lyrica commercial except for a quick buck. He looks kinda fat in the commercial, wearing an unflattering dark shirt. I guess the director made him wear it? Doesn't do much for his image but it does make one realize that he is a WORKING actor and has bills to pay.

It's said that Cinemascope was invented so they could do profile shots of Eric Lutes. His nose, in profile, wouldn't fit on a regular screen.

No, R255, I think that was invented for his voluptuous ass. His nose is fine.

How many times is this pic of his ass gonna be posted? Jeez. Ok, we get it, he has a nice butt.

Woah, R257. Who cranked your yank?

Can someone please repost the first pic of Eric in a speedo? It doesn't show up on either of my browsers, which makes me think the link is no longer working. Thanks!

Maybe Eric and fellow has-been Gale Harrold can shop around an idea for a TV show. Two has-been actors, known for their roles as TV detectives, become real-life detectives...we'll call it....The HAS-BEEN Diaries....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Eric Lutes....he came, he teased, he left. :(

HCOMT

Has-been

OP = Eric Lutes

It's Friday, drink up.

Aww, c'mon, Eric... We need some more butt shots. We want to fantasize about eating you out.

Can anyone repost the original pic? It won't work for me and I'm dying to see it!

I gotta big gun and I'mma show you the size...

Eric, are you still out there? I'd love to see some more shots of your hairy chest.

Happy new year Eric! Have you left us so soon? How about a couple more rounds of underoo's, then you can show us how big your gun is!

I have to bump this thread because I saw Eric Lutes this afternoon, shopping at Club Monaco on lower 5th Ave.

It was a brutally hot day in NYC. Eric was wearing shorts and his hairy muscular legs were just perfection. He also still has amazing thick hair.

If I'd had the nerve, I would have surreptitiously taken a photo for you guys.

Why in the world is he not working more in TV? Has he left the biz?

One of the sexiest guys to ever grace sitcom-land. Should have had a way bigger career, based on looks alone.

"It was a brutally hot day in NYC. Eric was wearing shorts and his hairy muscular legs were just perfection."

Lucky you, R271. I'd love to see more of that hairy stud.

I keep seeing him on a commercial for some kind of drug ... he doesn't even have any lines.

Eric, why did you stop posting those sexy pictures of yourself? :(

Eric, you really must return and post more pictures of your hairy manliness.

Goodness me.

R277 - is that you Eric, you sexy devil?

He's working pretty steadily now according to IMDb.

Fuck off for dredging up a 2015 thread - pointless

Sexy man, wonderful artist

Fuck R280 If he had begun a new thread the same cunt would complain...'We just had a thread on him, learn to use search." You cunts are never happy.

[quote]Fuck off for dredging up a 2015 thread - pointless

2015? Try 2012.

And Fuck R283 as well. Another cunt who wants to be miserable.

He and Malcolm Gets were two of my big crushes when I was in middle school and Caroline in the City was on the air.

A station used to rerun the show late at night and it was funnier than I remember (Richard's sarcasm is perfect), but it was a shame that it ended on a cliffhanger.

R279 and his friends can all fuck off.

I hope somebody saved those photos. Reading the descriptions is making me so, so curious.

Are the gays still talking about me?

You will get to see Eric and his other Caroline in the City cast mates on Starsin the House.

I hope Lea Thompson and Malcolm Gets will be able to rekindle all that burning sexual chemistry

Back in his heyday and in the early days of the Internet (for all of us, that is) there was the rumor that he was seriously hung. Can't cite my source as it's lost in the mists of the time (probably alt.showbiz.gossip).