I always wait for the yum yum face. Looks like he stopped working out. But he is so affable it is hard to hate on him.
In The Kitchen With David (Venable) on QVC
|by Anonymous||reply 76||Yesterday at 5:57 PM|
I can't imagine a less sexy man. He is one step away from being The Joker. And I hear he's a raging bitch off camera.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/26/2012|
He used to have a great body. Too much time in the kitchen with crab cakes and yule logs.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/26/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/26/2012|
Oddly enough, I took a tour of the QVC studios weekend before last. My partner's mother is obsessed with QVC, so we decided to make the rip.
I was really prepared to be an eye-rolling bitch during the whole thing, but it was actually pretty fascinating and well worth the $7.50.
Anyways, we were on a catwalk above the prep area, and David was there. My mother-in-law was just thrilled beyond compare. "Oh, he's so handsome. Yes, he's gained weight, but who wouldn't around all that food? He is just my favorite."
He must have sensed us watching him because he looked up and waved and smiled.
I have to admit, if I was surrounded by all that food for four or so hours a day, I'd gain a shitload of weight too. They were prepping cakes, ribs and what had to have been 3 dozen waffles.
Kirstie Alley was also there selling her health juice or whatever it is, and I have to say she looked damn good,
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/01/2012|
Why does HSN look so low rent by comparison?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/01/2012|
[quote]Kirstie Alley was also there selling her health juice or whatever it is
Ugh, I hate her.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/01/2012|
David and Li'l Oscar model the Turbie Twist:
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/08/2012|
Seems like a nice guy (love it, R15).
Leave him alone.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/08/2012|
The comments at the bottom of that vid are funny.
One says "Do you think David is gay? My husband says so." and "Some say David is gay, but I don't think so".
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/08/2012|
[quote]One says "Do you think David is gay? My husband says so." and "Some say David is gay, but I don't think so".
Some of these fraus think he just hasn't found the right girl. I guess they don't like the thought of some queer selling them a Ninja blender.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/08/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/08/2012|
Yum Yum Face = Gay Face.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/09/2012|
I prefer At the Beach With Sebastian Venable.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/09/2012|
Well I'm off the market because I got married...to a female. And we have a lot of intercourse, including penetration.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/09/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/09/2012|
Some old bitty on the phone just asked him: "David, when are you getting married?" And he responded: "Well, I'm gonna have to come over so we can have a talk." And she said "Well, I'm too old for you." Yeah, grandma, that's the problem!
There are people left who STILL have no clue?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/19/2012|
he's a real d-bag in real life... so fake and has a nasty anger management problem to boot
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/20/2013|
#29, did you follow him into the men's room and shout, "Yum!" at the urinal?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/21/2013|
Wednesday night show comes on in 50 minutes!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/18/2013|
I was buying a belt in the men's dept. at a store in the KOP mall some years ago. I noticed this huge man checking me out (I'm 6'4" myself) so I made eye contact and gave him a "hi, nice to see ya" smile and nod. He immediately took on a snit-face and turned his back to me, like I was cruising HIM or something. I thought - JEEZ, what an affected snobby cunt that guy is! At the time I was making obscene money and could have bought and sold that guy ten times over. This was before he was as broad as a barn, semi nice looking guy at the time. Now DL, as you do, turn this back on me...
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/18/2013|
He used to do scrapbooking shows and sometimes I would read the message boards and they thought he was so cute & nice and just hadn't met the right woman yet. So clueless.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/18/2013|
R32 Thanks for the story! I have read stories on several sites that this queen is not as nice as he makes himself out to be when the cameras are rolling, and this is one more to add to the list.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/18/2013|
Wonder if he takes Pepto before going on the show, I'd be afraid I'd get the shits on air after eating that stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/18/2013|
Phillip Watson of Cottage Farms on QVC makes Daddy's mussy quite moist!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/18/2013|
R36 = Phillip Watson.
That muscle queen's face makes Sam Champion's look "natural."
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/18/2013|
Sam Champion has had surgery!???!? I'm SHOCKED!!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/18/2013|
$2 for a goddamn Kind bar? I'll stick with nutloaf, thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/18/2013|
Ridiculous price. Just checked Amazon, and you can get 2 packs of 12 bars each for almost the same price.
I don't like that these people are ripping off everyone's nana!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/18/2013|
He was doing the "Happy Dance" within the first 10 minutes of tonight's show after eating peach cobbler cheesecake.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/18/2013|
wow..you fairies don't know your technology all that well, which is not shocking as your spend your time thinking about sex instead of sense. It's photoshopped, ya dumb tools. His bone structure currently, even if covered by fat more than muscle does not match these fake doctored up pix from his supposed past.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/26/2013|
The comments here are hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/26/2013|
He looks at Rick Dommier like he is a tasty piece of fried chicken
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/26/2013|
If he is in fact "difficult" in real life, then I have to say he's an excellent actor because he's all sunshine and rainbows when he's selling shit. Great salesman.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/26/2013|
According to the cable guide, this fat fuck is supposed to be a guest on the Bethenny Frankel show tomorrow for Halloween.
Is she that desperate for guests that she's resorted to booking QVC hosts?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/31/2013|
[quote]He looks at Rick Dommier like he is a tasty piece of fried chicken
Ewwww. He doesn't have to since some of the behind the scenes guys are pretty hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/31/2013|
Since he's so tall do you think that means he has a huge cock?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/31/2013|
Venable wore his bacon costume for his appearance on the Bethenny show. He wore the same thing at least briefly during his Wednesday night food show on QVC. He called himself the Devine Swine.
They did a segment on food ideas for a Halloween party. Apparently they come from his recipes on the QVC website. He did WAY more talking during his segment than Bethenny, which is good because her voice is annoying and he's far more skilled at keeping the presentation interesting.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/31/2013|
Love David. If Guy Ferry (yes, that's his real name) can open restaurants, why can't our David??
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/31/2013|
On QVC, they were going on about David and Lisa Robertson appearing/working on the Bethenny show as "lifestyle" hosts.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/31/2013|
Guess what the name of his social media person is?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/10/2014|
Keurig just recalled its Mini Plus Brewing System. It was a special value last week and appeared many times these past two months on QVC. Reports are hot water sprayed out of the machines and burned people. David would test taste a cup in every segment and he said several times "hot like lava."
Also, 5 people died after eating candy apples. QVC sells candy apples during In the Kitchen with David. David is off on vacation for the next two weeks. I wonder how people at QVC are taking these two scandals.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||12/24/2014|
I find Keurig machines gross because you're drinking water that's been heated up in Chinese plastic, over and over again. EW.
Exactly how does one die FROM eating a candy apple, which is what you're implying?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/24/2014|
[quote]David would test taste a cup in every segment and he said several times "hot like lava."
That's the same thing he said when I came in his mouth. (And yes, he did the "yum" face.)
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/24/2014|
[quote]5 people died after eating candy apples. QVC sells candy apples during In the Kitchen with David.
MARY! It had nothing to do with QVC you hysterical queen.
[quote]Those sickened in Minnesota bought caramel apples from Cub Foods, Kwik Trip and Mike’s Discount Foods, which carried the Carnival and Kitchen Cravings brand of caramel apples, according to the Minnesota Department of Health.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/24/2014|
David is comin' home!!!! Finally!!! He hasn't been on QVC since December 23, he took a vacation. Carolyn subbed the first four shows and Rick Domeier hosted on Wednesday. Rick is on coke. He made the presenters,who have been on David's show for years, very nervous. Carolyn did great the first day she filled in but then went downhill afterward. I'm so glad David is back.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||01/09/2015|
Bumpin this thread cuz Big ol David is a beefy beast. Yum Yum indeed!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||Yesterday at 11:05 AM|
Does he make the "yum" face when he cums?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||Yesterday at 11:57 AM|
Are you serious, R61? He's looking like he puts shoe polish in his hair and that belly is huge.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||Yesterday at 11:58 AM|
I like watching his show on QVC, though I've never actually bought anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||Yesterday at 12:24 PM|
Oh please, that old queen. I wonder if he still trolls the Philly bars like Elizabeth Taylor arriving at a Hollywood premiere in the 1950s. Philly is such a blue-color, backwater town that the guys would literally circle him like a gaggle of schoolgirls hoping to be famous or at least fuck someone famous. Remember QVC is like the MGM Studios in Philly, so Venable is a rock star.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||Yesterday at 12:43 PM|
Blue is a good color, R65, particularly as it makes its way towards green, in the turquoise shades.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||Yesterday at 12:49 PM|
R66 Oh, collar, collar, collar, collar
|by Anonymous||reply 67||Yesterday at 12:51 PM|
At least you didn't blame it on autocorrect, R67.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||Yesterday at 12:55 PM|
[quote] Philly is such a blue-color, backwater town
Lorna, will you take me there?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||Yesterday at 1:08 PM|
I love David. He seems like a sweet ol' queen.
Is he partnered? I can imagine him pounding the hell of some twinky food blogger day and night.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||Yesterday at 1:12 PM|
r70 You got the 'twinky' part right.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||Yesterday at 1:16 PM|
That would be "twinkie," dear R71.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||Yesterday at 1:17 PM|
David should host a cooking and entertaining show. He could show off the QVC products as he makes delicious meals for his friends. Kind of like the Barefoot Contessa show. I want to see his home, want to see him interact with people he's comfortable with.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||Yesterday at 1:19 PM|
r73 I want to see his home, want to see him interact with people he's comfortable with.
Just visit Boxers PHL on Walnut Street in Philly and wade through all the little meth heads, and you're there.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||Yesterday at 1:24 PM|
I've always wanted to do him. And he is a good salesman.
My late mother used to buy things from his segments.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||Yesterday at 5:18 PM|
He is an excellent salesman, he knows he has a rapport with a certain type of QVC shopper/caller and he works that schtick very nicely. I'm sure QVC's thrilled with the 'ka-ching' of cash he brings in and yet, he leaves me cold and I think it's because of how he's embraced the good ole boy who's ingratiating to the fraus who call in.
I think I'd prefer him without the shoe-polished dyed hair and the ever-expanding waist line. He doesn't have to be the beffy stud he was years ago, but he was seriously well-built at one time and now he's slipped into a Pillsbury Doughboy build (yick).
|by Anonymous||reply 76||Yesterday at 5:57 PM|