I always wait for the yum yum face. Looks like he stopped working out. But he is so affable it is hard to hate on him.
In The Kitchen With David (Venable) on QVC
|by Anonymous||reply 92||12/26/2016|
I can't imagine a less sexy man. He is one step away from being The Joker. And I hear he's a raging bitch off camera.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/26/2012|
He used to have a great body. Too much time in the kitchen with crab cakes and yule logs.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/26/2012|
He's frau pablum. The BF and I look for him just to mock him.
Yes, he's a closeted gay bear but of course he's fooling nobody, including the old ladies who call in to drool over him.
Those shopping channels are really so sad and something about them seem to prey on lonely widows who gobble up the cheap faux jewelry, Chinese-made plastic crap and discontinued electronic items they shill 24/7.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/26/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/26/2012|
That's one plus sized woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/26/2012|
R4, those are 20 year old photographs of that queen.
Go to the QVC website to see him now. He keeps his hair dyed with black shoe polish, weighs a ton (seriously, weighs about 300lbs) and is a big old nelly woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/26/2012|
I like to watch his cooking segments, and I hope r1 is wrong. Does anyone know what happened to Bob Bowersox? It used to be In the Kitchen With Bob and then suddently he was gone and it was In the Kitchen With David.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/26/2012|
Met him in P-Town a few times, nice guy but boy has he put on weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/26/2012|
R3 - he's been out for years. While doing his "show" on QVC, he talks all the time about the gay cruises he goes on in his off-time .
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/26/2012|
Oddly enough, I took a tour of the QVC studios weekend before last. My partner's mother is obsessed with QVC, so we decided to make the rip.
I was really prepared to be an eye-rolling bitch during the whole thing, but it was actually pretty fascinating and well worth the $7.50.
Anyways, we were on a catwalk above the prep area, and David was there. My mother-in-law was just thrilled beyond compare. "Oh, he's so handsome. Yes, he's gained weight, but who wouldn't around all that food? He is just my favorite."
He must have sensed us watching him because he looked up and waved and smiled.
I have to admit, if I was surrounded by all that food for four or so hours a day, I'd gain a shitload of weight too. They were prepping cakes, ribs and what had to have been 3 dozen waffles.
Kirstie Alley was also there selling her health juice or whatever it is, and I have to say she looked damn good,
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/01/2012|
Why does HSN look so low rent by comparison?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/01/2012|
I think he's really sexy but I'm a bear chaser. I love his deep voice. He seems really smart and nice.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/01/2012|
[quote]Kirstie Alley was also there selling her health juice or whatever it is
Ugh, I hate her.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/01/2012|
I LOVE it when Oscar the electronics dwarf is on with David. The sexual tension between the two is sooooooo fucking hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/01/2012|
Something just fell off camera and made a loud noise. DV said: This is why we can't have nice things!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/08/2012|
David and Li'l Oscar model the Turbie Twist:
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/08/2012|
Seems like a nice guy (love it, R15).
Leave him alone.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/08/2012|
He seems like a very nice person. Did any one notice that he must have just dyed his hair. Very dark and not natural looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/08/2012|
Aging queen should concentrate less on his hair and more on his midsection.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||07/08/2012|
The comments at the bottom of that vid are funny.
One says "Do you think David is gay? My husband says so." and "Some say David is gay, but I don't think so".
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/08/2012|
I am also curious as to why HSN seems so low-rent as compared to QVC. The difference in production values is glaring.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/08/2012|
[quote]One says "Do you think David is gay? My husband says so." and "Some say David is gay, but I don't think so".
Some of these fraus think he just hasn't found the right girl. I guess they don't like the thought of some queer selling them a Ninja blender.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/08/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/08/2012|
Yum Yum Face = Gay Face.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/09/2012|
I prefer At the Beach With Sebastian Venable.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/09/2012|
Well I'm off the market because I got married...to a female. And we have a lot of intercourse, including penetration.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/09/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/09/2012|
Some old bitty on the phone just asked him: "David, when are you getting married?" And he responded: "Well, I'm gonna have to come over so we can have a talk." And she said "Well, I'm too old for you." Yeah, grandma, that's the problem!
There are people left who STILL have no clue?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/19/2012|
he's a real d-bag in real life... so fake and has a nasty anger management problem to boot
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/20/2013|
#29, did you follow him into the men's room and shout, "Yum!" at the urinal?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/21/2013|
Wednesday night show comes on in 50 minutes!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/18/2013|
I was buying a belt in the men's dept. at a store in the KOP mall some years ago. I noticed this huge man checking me out (I'm 6'4" myself) so I made eye contact and gave him a "hi, nice to see ya" smile and nod. He immediately took on a snit-face and turned his back to me, like I was cruising HIM or something. I thought - JEEZ, what an affected snobby cunt that guy is! At the time I was making obscene money and could have bought and sold that guy ten times over. This was before he was as broad as a barn, semi nice looking guy at the time. Now DL, as you do, turn this back on me...
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/18/2013|
He used to do scrapbooking shows and sometimes I would read the message boards and they thought he was so cute & nice and just hadn't met the right woman yet. So clueless.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/18/2013|
R32 Thanks for the story! I have read stories on several sites that this queen is not as nice as he makes himself out to be when the cameras are rolling, and this is one more to add to the list.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/18/2013|
Wonder if he takes Pepto before going on the show, I'd be afraid I'd get the shits on air after eating that stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/18/2013|
Phillip Watson of Cottage Farms on QVC makes Daddy's mussy quite moist!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/18/2013|
R36 = Phillip Watson.
That muscle queen's face makes Sam Champion's look "natural."
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/18/2013|
Sam Champion has had surgery!???!? I'm SHOCKED!!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/18/2013|
$2 for a goddamn Kind bar? I'll stick with nutloaf, thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/18/2013|
Ridiculous price. Just checked Amazon, and you can get 2 packs of 12 bars each for almost the same price.
I don't like that these people are ripping off everyone's nana!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/18/2013|
He was doing the "Happy Dance" within the first 10 minutes of tonight's show after eating peach cobbler cheesecake.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/18/2013|
wow..you fairies don't know your technology all that well, which is not shocking as your spend your time thinking about sex instead of sense. It's photoshopped, ya dumb tools. His bone structure currently, even if covered by fat more than muscle does not match these fake doctored up pix from his supposed past.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/26/2013|
The comments here are hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/26/2013|
I like him. I find him entertaining on a boring cold Sunday afternoon.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/26/2013|
I love the queeny energy when he's on with Marc David Charles.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/26/2013|
He looks at Rick Dommier like he is a tasty piece of fried chicken
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/26/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/26/2013|
If he is in fact "difficult" in real life, then I have to say he's an excellent actor because he's all sunshine and rainbows when he's selling shit. Great salesman.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/26/2013|
According to the cable guide, this fat fuck is supposed to be a guest on the Bethenny Frankel show tomorrow for Halloween.
Is she that desperate for guests that she's resorted to booking QVC hosts?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/30/2013|
[quote]He looks at Rick Dommier like he is a tasty piece of fried chicken
Ewwww. He doesn't have to since some of the behind the scenes guys are pretty hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/30/2013|
Since he's so tall do you think that means he has a huge cock?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/30/2013|
Venable wore his bacon costume for his appearance on the Bethenny show. He wore the same thing at least briefly during his Wednesday night food show on QVC. He called himself the Devine Swine.
They did a segment on food ideas for a Halloween party. Apparently they come from his recipes on the QVC website. He did WAY more talking during his segment than Bethenny, which is good because her voice is annoying and he's far more skilled at keeping the presentation interesting.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/31/2013|
Love David. If Guy Ferry (yes, that's his real name) can open restaurants, why can't our David??
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/31/2013|
On QVC, they were going on about David and Lisa Robertson appearing/working on the Bethenny show as "lifestyle" hosts.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/31/2013|
Guess what the name of his social media person is?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/10/2014|
Keurig just recalled its Mini Plus Brewing System. It was a special value last week and appeared many times these past two months on QVC. Reports are hot water sprayed out of the machines and burned people. David would test taste a cup in every segment and he said several times "hot like lava."
Also, 5 people died after eating candy apples. QVC sells candy apples during In the Kitchen with David. David is off on vacation for the next two weeks. I wonder how people at QVC are taking these two scandals.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||12/23/2014|
I find Keurig machines gross because you're drinking water that's been heated up in Chinese plastic, over and over again. EW.
Exactly how does one die FROM eating a candy apple, which is what you're implying?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/24/2014|
[quote]David would test taste a cup in every segment and he said several times "hot like lava."
That's the same thing he said when I came in his mouth. (And yes, he did the "yum" face.)
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/24/2014|
[quote]5 people died after eating candy apples. QVC sells candy apples during In the Kitchen with David.
MARY! It had nothing to do with QVC you hysterical queen.
[quote]Those sickened in Minnesota bought caramel apples from Cub Foods, Kwik Trip and Mike’s Discount Foods, which carried the Carnival and Kitchen Cravings brand of caramel apples, according to the Minnesota Department of Health.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/24/2014|
David is comin' home!!!! Finally!!! He hasn't been on QVC since December 23, he took a vacation. Carolyn subbed the first four shows and Rick Domeier hosted on Wednesday. Rick is on coke. He made the presenters,who have been on David's show for years, very nervous. Carolyn did great the first day she filled in but then went downhill afterward. I'm so glad David is back.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||01/09/2015|
Bumpin this thread cuz Big ol David is a beefy beast. Yum Yum indeed!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/04/2016|
Does he make the "yum" face when he cums?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/04/2016|
Are you serious, R61? He's looking like he puts shoe polish in his hair and that belly is huge.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/04/2016|
I like watching his show on QVC, though I've never actually bought anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/04/2016|
Oh please, that old queen. I wonder if he still trolls the Philly bars like Elizabeth Taylor arriving at a Hollywood premiere in the 1950s. Philly is such a blue-color, backwater town that the guys would literally circle him like a gaggle of schoolgirls hoping to be famous or at least fuck someone famous. Remember QVC is like the MGM Studios in Philly, so Venable is a rock star.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/04/2016|
Blue is a good color, R65, particularly as it makes its way towards green, in the turquoise shades.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/04/2016|
R66 Oh, collar, collar, collar, collar
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/04/2016|
At least you didn't blame it on autocorrect, R67.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/04/2016|
[quote] Philly is such a blue-color, backwater town
Lorna, will you take me there?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||05/04/2016|
I love David. He seems like a sweet ol' queen.
Is he partnered? I can imagine him pounding the hell of some twinky food blogger day and night.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||05/04/2016|
r70 You got the 'twinky' part right.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||05/04/2016|
That would be "twinkie," dear R71.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||05/04/2016|
David should host a cooking and entertaining show. He could show off the QVC products as he makes delicious meals for his friends. Kind of like the Barefoot Contessa show. I want to see his home, want to see him interact with people he's comfortable with.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||05/04/2016|
r73 I want to see his home, want to see him interact with people he's comfortable with.
Just visit Boxers PHL on Walnut Street in Philly and wade through all the little meth heads, and you're there.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||05/04/2016|
I've always wanted to do him. And he is a good salesman.
My late mother used to buy things from his segments.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||05/04/2016|
He is an excellent salesman, he knows he has a rapport with a certain type of QVC shopper/caller and he works that schtick very nicely. I'm sure QVC's thrilled with the 'ka-ching' of cash he brings in and yet, he leaves me cold and I think it's because of how he's embraced the good ole boy who's ingratiating to the fraus who call in.
I think I'd prefer him without the shoe-polished dyed hair and the ever-expanding waist line. He doesn't have to be the beffy stud he was years ago, but he was seriously well-built at one time and now he's slipped into a Pillsbury Doughboy build (yick).
|by Anonymous||reply 76||05/04/2016|
Where's the meaty gossip on this bitch. I've searched everywhere and not a damn thing. He CANT be that squeaky clean! Mary!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||08/27/2016|
[quote]David should host a cooking and entertaining show. He could show off the QVC products as he makes delicious meals for his friends. Kind of like the Barefoot Contessa show. I want to see his home, want to see him interact with people he's comfortable with.
Call me, David!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||08/27/2016|
Yum face = Cum face
|by Anonymous||reply 79||08/27/2016|
There are (or were) pics of David from Provincetown and on some cruise ship years ago... he really did have a great body.
Anyone know if he's partnered? Does he actually live in Pennsylvania where QVC is headquartered?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||08/28/2016|
[quote]I think I'd prefer him without the shoe-polished dyed hair and the ever-expanding waist line. He doesn't have to be the beffy stud he was years ago, but he was seriously well-built at one time and now he's slipped into a Pillsbury Doughboy build (yick).
The "ever expanding waistline" helps me believe him when he talks about food. Fuck "beffy."
|by Anonymous||reply 81||08/28/2016|
r80, when I scrolled down in this article, I read, "He lives alone about a half-hour’s drive from the studio."
|by Anonymous||reply 82||08/28/2016|
Never heard of him until this thread and did a Google search. He reminds me of Eric Stonestreet.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||08/28/2016|
[quote]Absolutely nothing remarkable about him physically
Way to miss the point, R83.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||08/28/2016|
Bumping this thread. You whores are ridiculous. He is so damn tall and beefy. I would lick every inch of his asshole. Sometimes when he wears jeans on the show you can tell he has a meaty ass. Yum! I still can't believe there is NO dirt on him anywhere. Does he pay people off to shut up?!? If you image search Him, check out his big ass hands. That man is hung for days. I also don't care that he is a queen. When you get older and mature a bit, that butch shit is for the birds!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||12/24/2016|
Barring some cruel trick of genetics, his cock must be massive!
|by Anonymous||reply 86||12/24/2016|
I always had a crush on him when he was thinner and wore suits on his show. Those days are looooooooong gone.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||12/24/2016|
Forget the Yum face, I want to see his O face!
|by Anonymous||reply 88||12/24/2016|
I always masturbate to "In the Kitchen with David". Is that unusual?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||12/25/2016|
I met him in a Philly gay bar maybe 20 years ago when he was still hot. Didn't know he was on a shopping channel until someone told me. He was alone and acted like he wasn't interested in meeting anyone. Kind of a dick. A few years ago I was channel surfing and came across his show, I couldn't believe the fat fuck I was seeing was the same guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||12/25/2016|
He may have a bubbly personality, but he's basically just another con artist working hard to con gullible sexually repressed hausfraus into shelling out their husband's money on the crap they sell.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||12/25/2016|
Beat me daddy eight to the bar.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||12/26/2016|