How Doe Shirtless Mark Wahlberg Look This Good At 40?

We don't know, but we are thankful.

If I, Mark Wahlberg, a shirtless female deer, was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did.

Too bad he's wearing those ridiculous board shorts.

That ass.... well. That's some sweet stuff.

Lots of money for a personal trainer, and a diet from hell.

I don't think he looks that great at all.

Steroids. Next question?

I'd bump uglies with him.

(1) He works out.

(2) He eats the right food.

You could drive a Buick through his nostrils. I've never found him attractive.

R5 has an eating disorder.

OP needs to knock it off with this Rumorfix shilling.

Doesn't appeal to me at all.

Quite big tits.

There is no question on earth that he does steroids. Anyone can look that good with a healthy diet, working out, and steroids.

He's got teh boobs

I would like Chewy McNip to weigh in on this thread.

The kid seems gay.

Oh those nostrils always grossed me out. Def looks like steroids. he always struck me as crusty with bad skin under the makeup. when I grew up in Dorchester, there SO many much FINER boys. although his smirky face may have dragged me in when I was into that sort of thing. the withholding borderline asshole guys.

He is borderline fit-fat in that photo.

This is MW when he is not working out:

He's got steroid bloat

I don't think he looks all that great either.

r15: I'm here! IMHO, I'm afraid his pecs are too puffed up for his rather uninteresting nipples. And he's such a repulsive personality I wouldn't find him attractive even if he had Chris Cuomo's nipples.

And, what ever happened to his 'third' nipple? And didn't he have several enormous tattoos (including a huge shamrock) on his chest?

Exactly, R19. I don't understand the notion that he looks good.

He looks inflated like someone pumped him up with an air compressor.

It's unnatural, it's disproportionate, it looks cartoonish and unhealthy and bizarre to me.

I've seen other photos of him in the past few years in which I thought he still looked hot, despite what an ass he is, but not this one.

This just looks like the beginning of the end and from here on out, it's downhill all the way.

Sad, because there is no reason he shouldn't still be in great shape in his 50s, something like Dennis Quaid. But at this rate, he looks like he's on his way to being Mickey Rourke, minus the facial surgery.

Steroids is the answer. Notice how small his head looks relative to the rest of his body.

I love Chewy McNip.

He calls em as he sees em.

[quote]I'd bump uglies with him.

LOL, that was mean!

I think he looks much better in R18's link.

Go ahead waste your kids

He's hot

He's a fucking homophobic racist thug from BOSTON, for god's sake, the meanest city in creation, and he's one of its meanest products. He stabbed that Vietnamese guy in the eye and ruined the poor motherfucker's life, and: Mar(k)y Mark says he's square with God, and doesn't regret a thing. Fuckwad asswipe, I hate him. And he bent over a couch and took micro-phallused George Clooney up his ass, don't let him pretend he didn't. Fuckface. May he rot in hell. He's ugly inside and out.

Are all the publicists working overtime lately? I keep seeing these fake posts all saying "WOW! Look at so and so! Don't they look great!".

Steroids and nothing else.

R31 is correct.

I like R18's photo better, but his shoulder definition in that shot indicates he is working out. The first photos obviously reveal he's taking steroids.

I really enjoy watching him in films. I just wish he didn't have such an ugly attitude in his personal life. I suspect that attitude is why he and Clooney aren't working together anymore.

He's got old man schwarzenegger upper body. He doesn't look young and buff to me. He looks very thick.

He is in a bulking up phase, so of course he is going to look puffy. After the eating comes the dieting to show some definition. That is when he will get extra crabby, so I am hoping for some drama to come.

That is one hot white man.

He works out a lot.

next!

Pillow muscles.

I may be the minority but I don't think steroids at all. He's always been muscular and he's thick and not cut up right now. He's a short guy. Prob packing on the pounds eating high calories and working out everyday. Its his body type.

Roids, man, roids!

Hey blowhard at R22, care to post a pic of yourself for comparison?

Fuck you, R41.

OP started this thread to discuss Mark Wahlberg's physique at his age.

This is DataLounge -- critique is WHAT WE DO BEST.

Either get with the program or keep your ridiculous comments to your flabby self.

TIA!

What are those marks under his nipples? It doesn't look like hair or shadows. Does he have symmetrical boob birthmarks?

Numerous older guys in NYC look as good but they are anonymous. You sort of know something about Mark Wahlberg, or think you do from movies and music and his press, and it makes him seem more attractive. And he probably takes good care of himself. Guess it's a matter of taste. The guy is jacked. Would get with him in a heartbeat.

Dude is still hot!

He is a naturally muscular dude. It should be obvious through the years. He is not as cut as he used to be, but with the right diet and cardio, he could still be ripped and buff. He has the body many, many guys try to attain.

Chung Ho like the muscles on man

I'm with R29. I have read Mark Wahlberg hates gay people with intensity! What he did to that Asian man is just horrifying and despicable. Those of you who think Mark is hot, there are hundreds of guys like him in the finest prisons for you to chose from.

BTW, I was told by a guy who worked out religiously ,about steroids. He said they are horrible they are highly dangerous. He said they shrink your nuts to the size of ping pong balls. He said they can make you very moody, and make your forehead jet out making you look like a cave man.

" ….to the size of ping pong balls. "

Ping pong balls, indeed.

You are a woman, R48.

He looks like he's overcompensating for being a shortass.

An uptight, angry shortass.

Tammy Cruise, at nearly 50, looks better.

r48, your judgment of him means nothing of me. Forgiveness and reform are central to my faith, and Mark Wahlberg is no worse than anyone else, including me, so I don't go around with grudges against other people. He seems like a cool dude to me.

The other thing is, the guy is SHORT. It's way easier for short guys to get pumped up like this.

Y'all also realize that it's his JOB to look good, right? He's got a team of folks working on that body. Did anyone hear him on Howard Stern a while back? He was explaining that he and his wife haven't gone Hollywood, they're very hands-on parents. They only have two nannies for their four children.

Why do nonmuscular guys always accuse muscular dudes of using steroids? Is it because they are too lazy and undisciplined to hit the gym four or five times per week, eat muscle-building protein (over 150 grams per day), and take legal supplements that increase muscularity such as creatine, BCAAs, and glutamine. The fact is that millions of dude dedicate themselves to building leaning muscles through a legal regime of working out, diet, and supplements. IT should not be a mystery.

Um, guys, he looks this way for a ROLE. He is currently in Miami making "Pain and Gain" for Michael Bay. He and Dwayne Johnson are playing a pair of bodybuilders who get in caught up in a crime scheme.

It sounds like fun but considering its director it will probably be terrible.

He's always been a big bore, his looks, his views, his personality. Boring. He looks good, sure, in a comic book kind of way, skinny wrists, bloated upper arms, bad shaped triceps. Hes always had good pecs.

Forty, obtainable for him, time and money is a huge asset.

Not everyone can obtain this body, not all the pills, supplements, diet, training....there are limits to each body type.

I'd love to see Mark Walberg shirtless, but they'd probably fire him from Antiques Roadshow. So much better than that Boston hoodlum.

[quote]to the size of ping pong balls.

Exactly how big do you think a man's balls are or should be? Or, perhaps the better question is have you ever played ping pong?

It's not just the director, r56, it's the writers.

The two guys who wrote Captain America wrote the script. How the fuck 2 genre hacks got attached to this, I don't know. Another guy, whose name escapes me, did an eleventh hour rewrite.

Maybe the prospect of having a whiny, adolescent prick looking over your shoulder telling you to put in a part for his latest piece scared the real writers off.

Mark Wahlberg is ugly. His brother is the handsome one out of the two brothers in a rugged way. Is his brother a switch hitter?

BTW, for some reason I think if Mark and George Clooney had sex, I think George would definitely be the bottom because Mark seems like the type of guy who would think if I'm on top, then that doesn't mean I'm gay.

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[You do realize that this is a troll, right? You might want to stop talking to it.]

Flex

He's a fucked up homophobic catholic who goes to mass every day...figure it out...

40?

But Marky, sadly, suffers from tinymeat and will never stop trying to prove that she is NOT a homosexual.

R29 Are there/there are MW hustler stories (one involving a Beacon Hill antiques dealer) from when he was a Dot rat. Leading me to wonder, in light of what R40 said, what business was transacted. (I'd been told about her PTM status as well.)

R68, Get out of your smut bubble sometime

He's such a brutal male muscle alpha! I'd let him ravage my moist German mussy!

She got corn-holed by Calvin Klein to get that underwear ad job.

Mark Wahlberg and George Clooney? Details please!

Forty really isn't old that old, especially if you have money.

*ALL that old, sorry

Mark is perfectly. He has the ideal body. Shame he's such an asshole. But I'd ride him for days if I could

I think he’s a cool guy. People who know him like him.

He has a BAD past and didn't try to apologize or do anything about it until he wanted to open a business and make money

His past is past. I believe in forgiveness and redemption . I don’t hold peoples’ distant pasts against them, especially when they moved on to live decent, peaceable lives.