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Who's fucked a cop or fireman?

I want to know.

by Anonymousreply 21304/07/2015

[quote]Then demanded to know if he had fucked me. He followed me up to my apartment and then inspected my hole.

that is oddly a turn on.

I've dated or gone out with three cops, all were actually really nice, but all were closeted in some way. The one who was least closeted was the Biggest, a special forces swat-team guy who would joke with some of his colleagues about "fucking them" after work, all for sport. I'd still go out with him if he hadn't be transfered.

by Anonymousreply 603/13/2012

Most people who have dated cops say they're crazy. And for that I say thanks for the tip.

by Anonymousreply 703/13/2012

I've actually hooked up with two cops - one that I knew was a cop from the get-go because he picked me up from my dorm in his patrol car (while on duty!), and another who I randomly stumbled across on Facebook. They were both hot and sane, though duty cop repeatedly fucking me on the side of the highway in DT New Orleans may have been a bit much (we only had sex like normal people, in a bed, twice). The other guy was actually really romantic and loved road head on the way from my school to house in some far-flung suburb. He wanted more but I decided to transfer schools.

by Anonymousreply 1103/13/2012

[r9] my best friend used to live on that block, maybe the same building. We would fantasize about the cops all the time.

by Anonymousreply 1203/13/2012

I am assuming most of these guys were straight-acting?

by Anonymousreply 1303/13/2012

I have dated a few. Once was married, had two girls, came out of the Army into law enforcement, had just finished the academy and had been placed here in Texas. I met him online (yes it happens) he warned me not be be worried when he showed up at my door because he'd be in uniform (I thought he was probably UPS, a Sears repairman or something like that). He hadn't been with a guy since he joined the Army, I was first after ten years. He was very sweet and loving (beautiful body and smile). Proud to be a cop and that I was into that. Unfortunately, on our third date he told me he was in love with me and was leaving his wife. That was too much, too fast. Two kids were involved. I let things slide gently over a few weeks. Then he got transferred.

Another cop I dated used to leave his service revolver by the bed when we had sex and both it and his dick had names. Really, his dick was Charlie. He was a little crazy. He publicly complained about some stuff in the department that was resented by his brother officers. Once out on patrol his brother officers didn't back him up and he got killed. He always worried that was going to happen.

Another one I still see from time to time. He's a fucking horndog and always wants to fuck me in odd places. He's ex-Navy and tells me all sorts of great stories about being gay on a big ship. he's lots of fun, but sorta unreliable. I don't hear from him for months then suddenly he's at my door wanting to do it - right there. The sex is great.

There were a couple more maybe I will post later...

by Anonymousreply 1403/13/2012

One other one was an incredibly handsome blond god I saw when I was in college in Seattle. he looked like he stepped out of a Colt magazine. He wouldn't have sex with me after weeks and weeks and weeks of dating. I thought it must be because he was religious or something. Finally we got in bed together and I found out the problem. He had an incredibly small dick and was ashamed of it. It was small. He cried, really, when I touched it. He was sure I was going to reject him, it had happened before.

by Anonymousreply 1503/13/2012

... and not a single one of this stories happened in real life!

by Anonymousreply 1703/13/2012

hardly, cuntessa, you're just hard up

by Anonymousreply 1903/13/2012

I believe R16. That's it.

by Anonymousreply 2003/13/2012

who is cuntessa...

by Anonymousreply 2103/13/2012

A cop is too old.

by Anonymousreply 2203/13/2012

Hot thread.

by Anonymousreply 2303/13/2012

I did. I've posted on similar threads before. I was in college and had to transfer and move away. I should have know better from the way we met. He was just so hot to look at. Oh well live and learn.

Anyone I know who has dated a cop, male or female, has said it was a disaster.

by Anonymousreply 2403/13/2012

Mine is 100% true. Scary but true.

by Anonymousreply 2503/13/2012

I fucked an Arkansas state trooper. That's how I know they didn't procure females for Clinton, they were allergic to them.

by Anonymousreply 2603/13/2012

I fucked a guy who was probably a Brit agent. He was abnormally friendly, trying to pump me for information about my Irish friends. This was many years ago.

by Anonymousreply 2703/13/2012

r17 is probably just jealous of anyone who has had any sex of any type.

by Anonymousreply 2903/13/2012

[quote]Isn't it interESTing all the cops look like Meloni and none look like Dennis Franz?

Flag the "EST" troll at r30.

Why would anyone want to have sex with a cop who looks like Dennis Franz? Only a moron would even suggest such a thing.

by Anonymousreply 3103/13/2012

Just my two cents, but if you're having sex with someone or want to have sex with someone, eight times out of ten you will find them hot. So if someone writes that they had sex with a hot cop, they are saying that the cop was hot to them. Your personal taste in cops or men in general are your own.

by Anonymousreply 3203/13/2012

Well, this guy didn't look like a Meloni or a Franz. Just a normal, nice-looking guy with a good build.

I'd seen him out at the bars a couple of times, always in a small group. I figured he was about 40 or so. We never met until once when the company I worked for got broken into, and he was sent to investigate. Turns out, he was a Robbery-Homicide detective. I gave my report and he didn't say anything at the time, but the next time I saw him out, he came over to chat.

He was about 10 years older than me. Seemed like a nice guy so I asked him if he wanted to grab something to eat. We wound up back at my place and he proceeded to fuck me into oblivion. It was a little rough, but I'm not going to complain. I'd never had it like that before and it was kind of thrilling to have someone dominate me like that.

Over the next few months, he'd come over a couple of times a week and put me through my paces. I was basically his suck and fuck toy. Then, one day, I was at the mall and I see him walking toward me. With him was a woman and two young kids. I see him see me and they suddenly do an about face and leave. I wonder what he told her about why they had to leave so suddenly.

After that, he never came over anymore. I saw him once more at a bar, with his same little group, but we never spoke again.

by Anonymousreply 3303/13/2012

R15, was your blond god named Brian? Here is my absolutely true story... when I was 17 and in high school I had this incredible hot soccer coach with a round soccer player ass. He was so off the charts hot and masculine, probably 24 or so I would guess. Fast forward 6 years and I meet under very usual circumstances (I'm too embarrassed to say!) But by now he tells me a cop. I have no idea is he even recognizes me as one of his former,students. But we plan on meeting up, he rents a motel room for us. I was fairly shy and wait for him to get things started... well, he wants me to fuck him. I was in heaven. He has a small cock. Brian if you are reading this: HI!!

by Anonymousreply 3503/14/2012

Question for FDNY or FF buffs. Recently met a guy who claims to be FDNY. Only available for dates on Wednesday and Sunday. Do FF's get the same days off each week or rotate?

by Anonymousreply 3603/14/2012

Where is Aussie firefighter chick? I miss her.

by Anonymousreply 3703/14/2012

U beez a faggot, R35

by Anonymousreply 3803/14/2012


The short answer is NO.

They work two 9-6 shifts in a row, day off, two 6-9 shifts in a row (on those days they are off from 9-6), day off, and so on...

So it ends up cycling forward if that makes any sense.

You can swap shifts (there are some restrictions) to get another day off in between, or say, you have a day wedding to go to on a Saturday where you are scheduled 9-6.

That's the simple version.

by Anonymousreply 3903/14/2012

"I fucked a guy who was probably a Brit agent. He was abnormally friendly, trying to pump me for information about my Irish friends."

Ah, the pumper gets pumped! Ironic, no?

by Anonymousreply 4003/14/2012

R33, that's a sad story.

by Anonymousreply 4103/14/2012

No, his name was not Brian. He was of Swedish or Norwegian background - like me. Lots of people in Seattle are. He was a Fireman originally and became a cop. he sort of looked like Michael Holmes, the Australian CNN anchor, but more massive physically.

After I had been out with him a few times my friends started grilling me about my experience with him, whether we had done it yet or not. Turns out his small dick was general knowledge, but not to me.

by Anonymousreply 4203/14/2012

When I was in high school I was regularly fucking the son of one of my mom's friends and he was a cop. It was kind of funny because he had that whole macho tuff-guy thing going, but as soon as we were in bed his legs went up so fast youd think he had a pair of Atlas Vs in his ankles. Oh, and if having sex with a minor wasnt enough for him, he would sometimes bring me pot he swiped from the evidence locker.

by Anonymousreply 4303/14/2012

Went out with both. Fireman was nice normal guy...cop was too until I broke up with him (too much of a hassle, in the closet, dating a girl, had to have the cover of being his buddy..) and made my life a living hell for a month or two, followed me, had his buddies follow me, (would constantly get pulled over on a weekend night....luckily I stopped drinking even a drop during that time..) apt was somehow entered and things would be moved around just so I knew someone was best friend, who was straight and the cop was jealous of would get stopped too and given tickets for b.s. crap like a tail light out, etc.

Finally called him and practically begged him to take me back, made the biggest mistake of my life, etc..(I had no intention of taking him back) and let him reject me.

If you go out with one, cops do the dumping, they are never dumped themselves. Also, like most guys where ego and sex are involved, they aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

by Anonymousreply 4403/14/2012

I thought Dennis Franz was kinda sexy in "Dressed To Kill". I like little, masculine guys. I bet he was cute in high school- enough to make him think he ought to be an actor.

by Anonymousreply 4503/14/2012

Yes. Fireman. Incredibly hot body, under average dick that shot several streams of huge, arcing loads, mediocre to bad in bed, dumb as a box of rocks.

by Anonymousreply 4603/14/2012

Dated a cop who also had issues. Divorced parents, shitty childhood and a stepfather he loathed. His stepfather caught him masturbating and had him circumcised as a punishment. Not much fun in bed, so that was that.

by Anonymousreply 4703/14/2012

Yes, an LA City Firefighter.

Hot as hell. Latino and TALL, around 6'4". Strapping guy.

But his dick was so small. Not kidding, about 5 inches hard and he came really fast. The sex was awful. I ended up breaking things off.

by Anonymousreply 4803/14/2012

I used to date a PI. Does that count?

by Anonymousreply 4903/14/2012

Listening to an NPR discussion on bullying in schools, makes me think a lot of those bullies end up as cops.

by Anonymousreply 5003/15/2012

fucked a fireman. he was fat and had a tiny penis. but he looked hot in his uniform. so i did him.

by Anonymousreply 5203/15/2012

When I was younger I dated a NJ firefighter. I had a friend who lived in NJ and every year he would have this massive bar-b-que. This one year he introduced me to this one guest who he said had be eyeing me all day. We conversed and decided to hit up a house party around the corner.

While at this second party I excused myself and go to the bathroom. I'm there doing my business when mister firedude bursts in. He starts talking very dirty telling me how he wants to fuck me while he's biting and kissing my neck.

Being the whore that I WAS in my youth I quickly said "let's get outta here." We left and went back to his place. It was kinda late so we went directly to his bedroom where we fucked and sucked til morn. Early the next day we awoke and he told me he had to run out really quickly and he'd be right back. I was tired so I continued to rest. Next thing you know some guy comes into the room and asks if I was a friend of so-and-so? He says to come downstairs to grab some breakfast.

I get downstairs and the kitchen is occupied by at least six or seven young hot dudes. Apparently this guy's m/o is to pick up young dudes, bring them back and have sex with them. Some even stayed with him. At first I was disgusted 'cause I was nothing more than a conquest, then I realized I had been left here with a house full of hot guys who all were with "the program." Long story short breakfast ended with a few of us fucking and Mr. Fireman joining in when he returned.

I continued to visit him for about a year and then learned he had been outted to his Fire station for keeping a house full of guys. .

by Anonymousreply 5303/15/2012

Someone's been caught with their pants down!

A Memphis police officer decided to get frisky in his squad car, while on duty! While this is wrong on so many levels, every police officer in his district HEARD IT!

The police scanner picked up every detail of the foray in the car and the officer has been suspended.

Hopefully he protected himself while serving his partner!

by Anonymousreply 5403/17/2012

When I first moved to the big city, while changing in the Y locker room a super-buff guy I'd noticed before came up to me and dropped his number into my locker saying something like "hope I'm not being out of line..."

Horn-dog that I was, I called him the next day and went over to his place where he fucked me senseless with, yes - his XL dick. Turned out he was a cop.

by Anonymousreply 5503/17/2012

r36, you said 9-6, did you mean 9 hours? I thought FDNY did 24-hour shifts and sleep at the firehouse.

by Anonymousreply 5603/17/2012

The policemen(mossos d'esquadro) and fireman(bomberos) here in Barcelona are the most gorgeous we have ever seen anywhere anytime, just incredibly hot perfection.

We want to suck them off and have them sit on our face, but how can we pull this off?!

by Anonymousreply 5703/17/2012

I fucked a fireman back in my early 20's. He was very masculine, hot ripped body and had a very nice cock.

I remember that he was the first person that spit in my face while fucking me Missionary position. I was taken aback at first, but it totally turned me on.

He was probably in my top three of sex partners.

by Anonymousreply 5803/17/2012

Had a FB for a while that was totally into water sports. Getting pissed on. He kept saying he was hot and wanted his fire put out. I am really not into that so I stopped seeing him. About a month later I saw his picture in the newspaper. Yep, he was a fireman.

by Anonymousreply 5903/17/2012


I should have made it more clear:

9-6 shift is 9am to 6pm

6-9 shift is 6pm to 9am.

When you have two 6pm-9am shifts in a row, you are off duty 9am to 6pm between the two 6pm-9am shifts. Depending how far they live from their station, they might go home in-between the two shifts, or "hang out" at the firehouse, but they're off duty in any case.

Also, generally, they arrive before the official start of the shift and stay around after the official end of the shift, so that there is overlap. That used to be voluntary; I don't know if it is still voluntary or if there is some "official" overlap.

(I think you meant for me to answer this.)

by Anonymousreply 6003/17/2012

Why do the guy who claim to have had sex with straight men ever post pictures of what they look like? Certainly, if you're that hot to turn a straight guy, you should have no problem posting a pic of yourself. I mean, you're practically a male super-model.

by Anonymousreply 6103/17/2012

Gave a blow job to a detective in a subway toilet in the mid-70s at 5AM. How do I know? He's was wearing a suit and his gum soles and I saw and felt his gun. Fast and sexy. Subway station was on same block as police station.

by Anonymousreply 6203/17/2012

About 10 years ago I blew a Chicago cop in his cruiser. It remains one of the hottest things that ever happened to me. Only once with him, though.

Tall, fortysomething, nice cock, loud as hell.

by Anonymousreply 6303/17/2012

Had a FB who was a cop (NYPD). He was married. Latino. Versatile. And he was surprisingly not crazy or weird.

It ended when I moved to a neighborhood where he had lots of in-laws.

It was hot while it lasted.

by Anonymousreply 6403/17/2012

R57. I was in Barcelona a year ago and saw a group of four of those guys (mossos) on a downtown street corner. They were hot enough to melt steel. No shit. So much test. on one corner in one place. They must put something in the water there.

by Anonymousreply 6503/17/2012

So true, mary r65, they are scorching hot beyond belief.

We can only conclude that whoever is in charge of hiring the mossos must be a sister.

by Anonymousreply 6603/17/2012

I wouldn't recommend a cop. Especially if they are wunna dose Eyetalians.

by Anonymousreply 6703/17/2012

I'll have an extra large mossos, please, with extra foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 6803/17/2012

Out cop here. Had a married fireman FB for a while. Big mistake. Ended up I had to arrest him for setting my apartment on fire after I dumped him. Actually I have my issues also.

by Anonymousreply 6903/17/2012

R69 - marry me.

by Anonymousreply 7003/17/2012

Hot cop sex. Even Elmo gets some.

by Anonymousreply 7112/28/2012

I can't believe the guy that thought these were all made-up! 1. Picked me up outside a club Cape Cod,fucked me on a blanket on the beach at 2am. 1982.. 2. Same cop two years later fooled around with my boyfriend and I in Boston! Also blew him a few years later at the South Station cinema.Big fat cock and handsome. 3. Met a detective in the newspaper personals only wanted to blow me (didn't know he was a cop until after we fooled around.) We did it three or four more times. Very small dick,amazing head,forties,not handsome.very sweet. 4. 90's Portuguese really handsome cop local.heard he was doable used to try to cruise him for years,then he just showed up at my cottage after I was busted for weed.After fantisizing about him all that time the reality was very different.His dick was small and unattractive,and he wanted me to fuck him.I wasn't into I rimmed and blew him.Not fun. I think that's all the cops I've done!

by Anonymousreply 7212/28/2012

Cops can be a turn on, but if you hang around long enough they usually get weird. I had a thing with a german/puerto rican cop for several months when I was pretty young. After a few hook ups we were at his place. He had a huge, maybe 14 x 20, pic of his mother when she was young on his wall. I hung in there cause the sex was hot. Then we went on a trip together. A woman got in the elevator with a baby, feeding the baby a bottle. When she left he said he wanted me to feed him that way. I laughed it off as a joke, but I knew he meant it. I broke it off as soon as the plane landed.

by Anonymousreply 7312/28/2012

One cop - creepy

About half a dozen firemen The older ones are a lot nicer

by Anonymousreply 7412/28/2012

Do detectives count? If so, yes. A Polish guy from Chicago. Not crazy but an absolute douchebag (and a Republican), so the relationship ended very quickly even though sex was quite good.

by Anonymousreply 7512/29/2012

A few years back, I met a guy on AOL (I know) who would come over from NJ (I live in NYC). He took HOURS to get to me, not just because he lived about 50 miles out, but because he'd chicken out and turn around, only to screw up the courage and drive in. He was absolutely straight-presenting. Every time he came over, I'd ask him how he was, and he'd always give the same answer: "You know, same shit, different day." I saw a picture of his girlfriend on his phone - pretty. He loved to get his ass eaten, played with, and eventually fucked. He was always very stoic, slightly freaked out and dispassionate (eyes on the wall, no touching, NO kissing) He was also totally hot, short dirty blond hair, smooth, powerful build, a little beer gut. One thing that was a turn-off was he always had baby powder caked in his buttocks and crotch. He was not attracted to me at all; he just loved cock in his ass. I initially suspected he was a cop because of the baby powder (and the late hours he kept). So one day I asked him if he'd just finished his shift, and he said "Yea" and went on to tell me about his work for the Air Command Support Unit of the NJ State Police. He was former Air Force, too. He'd also FREAK OUT after every session- "Jesus, what the hell am I doing? I can't believe I just did that!" and so on. Once I asked him if he ever thought of having a girl use a strap-on with him; he just shook his head. I asked him about a fully functional transexual, too- "You, know, a chick with a dick?" and he winced. He was a total stud, if morose and conflicted NJ cop who couldn't get enough of my hot cock.

by Anonymousreply 7612/29/2012


What's the baby powder-cop connection?

by Anonymousreply 7712/29/2012

When I was in my 20s I got stopped for speeding, and the cop was unusual in that 1) he was younger and much better looking than any cop I'd seen in my town, 2) he smiled a lot which seemed unusual for a cop, and 3) he gave me a warning ticket. There was nothing about him that indicated he might be gay, though. My gaydar didn't go off and, other than being friendlier than most cops and giving me a warning ticket, he didn't do anything overt that would have suggested he might be gay. But when I got home I told my roommate what happened and he immediately knew who he was. He called him up, told him he could call me, and we ended up dating for several months. He was a really nice guy and there was nothing weird about him other than he was VERY aggressive in bed, by far the most aggressive man I've ever been with. The sex was great, he had a long, big cock and fucked me harder and longer and more aggressively than any man I've ever been with. He always pinned my arms against the bed or wall or wherever we fucked, and he didn't just like dominating me, he DID dominate me. But he wasn't a sadist (no, he never used handcuffs on me), he had no emotional baggage and certainly wasn't crazy. He was a cool guy. But I do think there's something about being a cop that draws aggressive types, macho men and yes, unfortunately crazies.

We dated for about 4 months and then he got transferred to another city. I never saw him again but got updates on him occasionally through mutual friends. I can totally see how some of these other encounters with crazy cops could happen, in general I think a lot of cops are on a power trip. But fortunately my one experience with a cop was crazy free.

by Anonymousreply 7812/29/2012

Nice r78.

by Anonymousreply 7912/29/2012

This thread is probably the most fascinating that I have seen here in a long time and provides alot of insight about cops and having sex with them, which I will think twice about now. I have always wanted a close friendship with a cop with maybe sex added in, but after reading this I'm wondering if it's even possible. I can't relate my own experience, but an older friend of mine who lived in Westmoreland County, east of Pittsburgh, told me that around 2 or 3 in the morning he was stopped on the way back from a gay bar in Pittsburgh by a Pennsylvania State cop. This all took place back in the 1950s. The cop told him he wasn't necessarily speeding or anything but that he was concerned about him being out late at night for his safety or something like that. The cop sort of adjusted his crotch after standing up from talking to him in the driver's window and asked where he was coming from. My friend told him he had been to a "nightclub" in Pittsburgh, eventually it led to talk about sex and the cop got into his car and before long had his dick out of his uniform pants. This friend of mine sucked his cock for a while until he came, then he left. Apparently this cop had a night shift and was horny and bored and by strange coincidence stopped the right car with the right guy in it to "provide relief" with an emergency blow job.

by Anonymousreply 8012/29/2012

Whatever became of him r76? Finish the story!!

by Anonymousreply 8112/29/2012

Does this mean that Stephanie shouldn't marry Ranger or Joe Morelli?

by Anonymousreply 8212/29/2012

A cop, a sheriff deputy, two firemen, a border patrol agent and a state highway trooper. The state trooper and I blew each other at a glory hole at a rest stop. He was redheaded and in uniform.

by Anonymousreply 8312/29/2012

There is a fireman that comes over for a blow job now and again. When I am sucking his dick it happens about once a week for up to 6 months. Then I don't see him for 6 months or even more than a year. After a long dry spell he drives by and honks his horn, asks me if I am still doing "that" and the blow jobs begin again. I assume there are times he is not getting it at home and when he is I don't see him. Totally one way. At first he would sit on the couch with his pants down. Eventually I got him to take off his pants and lay down. I would follow his big man ass to the bed. We are talking about a period of more than 10 years.

by Anonymousreply 8412/29/2012

Cops and firemen eat too much. They all have these huge guts and asses (so they smell, IF you know what I mean) and strong upper bodies.

They never brush their teeth, so they smell, up there too.

They usually have power issues and mother issues too.

The nice ones are never gay.

by Anonymousreply 8512/29/2012

[R77] Cops use baby powder to reduce chafing, what with their heavy uniforms and duty belts.

[R81] After a couple of years, he just stopped coming around. I wish I knew.

by Anonymousreply 8612/29/2012

R76's is a fictional story written by Annie Proulx

by Anonymousreply 8712/29/2012

At least it wasn't Joyce Carol Oates.

by Anonymousreply 8812/29/2012

R76 I guess you are my detractor. Hi. Every time I post a story I have lived, you (or some equally bitter anonymous) chimes in to claim it's a work of fiction.

I'm 48, live in NYC, have been sexually active with men since my 20's, somehow dodged the bullet of HIV, and have had a tremendous, wild ride. In fact, I'm still having it. I have no need to lie; in fact I'm not very good at making stuff up. I like the truth better.

I'm sorry for the paucity of your imagination.

by Anonymousreply 8912/29/2012

R87 probably hasn't been touched by anyone in more than a decade and wants to dump on anyone who has had a good time.

by Anonymousreply 9012/29/2012

The ones saying most of these posts aren't true are still sitting in their parents' basements letting life pass them by. It would be a relevation to most of you that stuff like this actually happens in real life.

by Anonymousreply 9112/29/2012

r85, you are overgeneralizing based on one (or two) unfortunate experiences you have had. The two cops I have been with were very well-kept individuals (almost in an American Psycho-type of way).

by Anonymousreply 9212/29/2012

[R89] He is just jealous of you.

by Anonymousreply 9312/29/2012

I bet that somewhere in R76's story, the cop turned around sobbing and said : "OP, I wish I knew how to quit your hot cock"

by Anonymousreply 9412/29/2012

To change it up slightly, has anyone ever spanked a cop or fireman in his uniform? The closest I came was years ago while on a train to Los Angeles a border patrol officer in his green uniform with a luscious ass was questioning a couple of what appeared to be Hispanic people. I thought I had to get some kind of feel of that ass so I got up and pretended the rocking of the train made me bump into his ass while he was still talking to those people. It was a great ass in the split second I had to feel it up with the back of my hand but as far as I know he never noticed.

by Anonymousreply 9612/29/2012

DDJ? is that you?

by Anonymousreply 9912/29/2012

I'm rubbing my vagina for you R99. Come in.

by Anonymousreply 10012/29/2012

R101 you want to fuck my vag?

by Anonymousreply 10212/29/2012

I've fucked at least two cops. one definitely crazy, we had done it at a sex club and some months later I'm riding home on the bus and there's a cop car, with some cops, and one of them was him, with a gun drawn.

I've since found him on cruising sites and he's not trying to hide that he's got issues.

then there was one I used to see sitting in his patrol car. just a really sweet middle aged man that I thought was cute, and he always gave me cruising vibes.

one day I just went up and talked to him at his car and after some small talk we exchanged numbers and THAT was crazy because I was involved in the personal entertainment industry.

the next day, we had sex at his house. poignant thing for me was that he seemed to think I was only into him because he was a cop, and asked me quietly if I wanted him to get into uniform.

I publicly have issues with authority, to put it mildly, so the uniform thing would have been a turn off, and I said no, I just want you as you are.

if my friends knew this story I'd never hear the end of it.

as much as I dislike the overall behavior of police, I still believe there are people somewhere inside those uniforms, and that there is potential for compassion to overcome the oppressive authoritarian

by Anonymousreply 10312/29/2012

[R105] Thank you for reading our comments.

by Anonymousreply 10612/29/2012

I have had a fireman fantasy ...well, forever. My dad was a fireman and I used to love visiting him at work at seeing all those men together. Have never had the luck to hook up with one though. I've had the chance before with a couple of cops, but chickened out. I'm no prude, and I've had my share of hook ups, but sometimes that damned better judgement gets me. I particularly regret one hot cop I didn't hook up with. I sort of knew him thru work and ran into him at a gay bar...we flirted and made out, but I knew his wife and just didn't want to go there.

by Anonymousreply 10712/29/2012

I dated an Israeli sharpshooter who worked out at Kennedy airport doing security for El Al. He had an automatic pistol that scared the shit out of me. He lived on the Upper East Side. He'd invite me over for breakfast and there would be the gun on the coffee table next to the bagels and cream cheese. I remember mentioning just once that it freaked me out a little. He said nothing. But I never saw the gun again. Stayed together 7 years, my longest relationship.

by Anonymousreply 10812/29/2012

He sounds hot, R108. Which celeb does he most resemble.

by Anonymousreply 10912/29/2012

What does r103 mean when he says he was in the "personal entertainment industry"?

by Anonymousreply 11012/29/2012

r95 r97 r98 r100 r102 and r105=Bull dyke on her period. It's OK sir, just go find some nice, quiet corner to do your bleeding and quit interrupting the grownups.

by Anonymousreply 11112/29/2012

four cops, never had a firefighter, I'd gladly try though

by Anonymousreply 11212/29/2012

[quote] You are non-threating, you give off a feeling of trust, you're not pushy/clingy. You don't expect the sex to be like the sex you have with men who lead a gay life-style. You are non-competitive with them. You don't get too personal with them. You listen. They sense you are not a blabber mouth. The sex is all about pleasing them (which in turn pleases you). And so on.

Very well said R102. I've played with a few dozen men who identified to me as straight and/or married, and there was no manipulation or pushiness on my part, ever. The friends who I'd confided in always wondered how I would meet these guys, or more to the point how it would transpire that I'd end up sucking them off or taking their cocks. And this explains why very well. I may have to borrow this!

by Anonymousreply 11312/29/2012

R110. I. Believe that by "personal entertainment industry" r103 means we was an escort.

by Anonymousreply 11412/29/2012

I used to go to rest stops in the north Texas area to seek out truck drivers. At one particular rest area just south of Denton, TX, I met a fellow trucker-seeker who claimed there was a Denton County deputy sheriff that would come around every so often looking to get sucked off. I never saw him though...but it sure fed my fantasies for a long time. This would have been in the late 80s/early 90s.

by Anonymousreply 11512/29/2012

I'm visiting family for the holidays and today rode by some place that reminded me of a previous encounter.

I like cops so in the late 90's I posted a Yahoo personals ad for a cop. I got 2 responses. One said he was going to be on duty and to meet him in a restaurant parking lot, but I was new to sex and was too afraid it was a set-up.

The 2nd actually created a Yahoo email ID based on my name (ex. johnnyscop) and we exchanged emails for a few weeks. He said he was married and his wife and son were going away, but his daughter would be home in a different part of the house sleeping. We were to meet at a parking lot near his home. I think I sent him a picture of myself, or at least my sexy lil body, but he didn't return a photo but said he was tall, muscular and had an 8 incher he wanted sucked...and maybe to fuck me. So, I went to meet him one night in a small 4-store strip mall parking lot which he had previously told me included secret headquarters for the local police dept.

So, I pull in around 9 or 10 pm and as I'm driving to the end of the lot to park, I thought I noticed a shadow in the store that was supposedly for cops. After about 1-2 minutes of waiting there, a car pulled up, and we both rolled our windows down. I was expecting a handsome man about 40 and even though it was dark and my SUV was higher than his car, what I saw of him seemed to be a not very hot, not cop-like guy about 50. He said something like "Hi Johnny..." and I replied "Bye" and put it in reverse. As I pulled back onto the main road, I looked back and thought maybe I saw someone out of their car in the parking lot. I've always been curious what the deal was. Did the guy lie about being a cop? Was he really a cop and there were other cops inside the store who were going to arrest me for something? Were they looking for a gangbang? God, I wish it was the last one, but I'll never know.

I know, this was a lame post.

by Anonymousreply 11612/29/2012

R116, that was not a lame post. Lots of us have hoped to encounter some hot cops and have had the same fears.

by Anonymousreply 11712/29/2012

[quote]He sounds hot, [R108]. Which celeb does he most resemble

Wow, never thought about him that way. I was watching Liev Schreiber on the Omen tonight and I thought of the sharpshooter. He kind of looked like Liev, but more compact and well built, hairy chest, green eyes. Was in two wars. Had this whole military side he never told me about which made him sexy to me. Sweet guy too. Still in touch.

by Anonymousreply 11812/29/2012

25 year old Italian NYC cop, would come over to my apartment and fuck me, he had extra hairy ass with 9 inch uncut cock.

by Anonymousreply 11912/29/2012

I'm a cop and haven't hit on anyone.

by Anonymousreply 12012/29/2012

R9, did the cop's last name start with S?

by Anonymousreply 12112/29/2012

{quote] I know, this was a lame post.

No, respect for you for telling the truth and not exaggerating. Not every guy is porn star beautiful with a 9 inch cock shooting five loads every time we get to hook up!

I was back at R63 - I thought my cop was fairly handsome, he had a nice enough dick, and he was fit, but whether others would have found him hot depends...I'm sure he was not the godlike Adonis to end all Adonises forever, but for me, it was more his attitude and his cocky way of talking to me that pushed every button that I had.

by Anonymousreply 12212/29/2012

R111 i'm not a dyke, i'm certainly bi and i was very bored when i posted that lame message to you. Who are you by the way? What do you feel about women sexually?

by Anonymousreply 12312/30/2012

Go away, R123. No one here is interested in your "bored" (and boring!) fraucow ramblings.

Here, let me help you find your way home:

by Anonymousreply 12412/30/2012

I don't want to fuck a cop. I want to make love to one. Hot, crazy, intense,,safe, man to man love. Boys fuck, men make love. I'm a man. Oh he'll, who am I kidding? I want o fuck a cop tell me how to get one for my very one. Pleeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzeeee!

by Anonymousreply 12512/30/2012

I would love some hot uniform play again....some more cop dick....*sigh*

I always wanted to blow a fireman in his uniform...especially those big rubber boots....but the reality of that probably isn't as fun as the fantasy, since the uniforms and gear stink of smoke and rubber + big sweaty feet reek like hell.

by Anonymousreply 12612/30/2012

Im dating a cop now in SC he is a fuckin maniac!! He slapped me during sex he chokes me for no reason while we talk and loves to leave passion marks i suspect he's gay he ask me to put my finger in his glory hole sex is crazy

by Anonymousreply 12701/12/2013

Many years ago I was with a married local cop who worked at the county sheriff's office. I was with my ex at the time. He and his family lived across the street and down a couple houses. I like hairy, beefy men. My ex was a beefier, very hairy guy. The cop was bald on top, mustache, and had a hairy barrel chest, but he did have a gut. He was about 5'10. He was rugged looking but more average looks. I had a slim athletic build, about 5'8 140 lbs. There were some who didn't like having a gay couple in their neighborhood, but they never had the courage to tell us to our faces. His wife was one of them according to one of our gossipy neighbors. He was always friendly enough, though, if she wasn't around.

Anyway, at the time I worked at a temp agency, so sometimes I'd be home for days or even a couple weeks at a time depending on what was available. Our house backed up to a common green/field that the neighbors would use for walks, walking the dogs, kids playing, etc. It was dead during the day when school was in session.

One day I was in the back yard and he leans over the fence, says hi, and we start talking. I thought it was weird but figured he was just being friendly. He'd come over every now and then if I was home but never when my partner was there. It was always during the day. I don't know, but I assume he had night shifts. I started to fantasize about him.

Finally one day I'm laying out getting a tan on a nice spring day. I remember it was kind of hot, in the mid-80s. He stopped by again to say hello. He was wearing shorts and a white, thin v-neck undershirt. I noticed his chest hair was popping out at the v-neck and you could see the rest of his chest hair through the thin material. I was in just a bathing suit. After talking a bit, he asked if he could use my bathroom. I let him in and waited for him. He came out without his shirt off and said he took it off because he was so hot. He asked if he could have something to drink. We're in my kitchen and finally he reaches out and starts to rub my chest. I did the same to him. We started kissing. Ultimately he fucked me (we used condoms). Have to admit it was just ok. He had about 7 inches but his gut got in the way.

We did it a few more times after that. It got better. I used to ride him so his gut wasn't as much of an issue. He was surprisingly passionate. We only talked about his wife and my ex once to say that we needed to keep this a secret. Although all the surrounding neighbors worked during the day, I have to wonder if someone saw him coming to my house. It would have been the neighbors across the green, though, and they never came over to our side.

Ultimately my ex and I moved out of the burbs and closer to the city. I never saw the cop again.

by Anonymousreply 12801/12/2013

There is a hot cop that works a traffic stop outside of my job every couple of weeks. He's a really good looking black guy, like a mix of Shemar Moore and Obama. He said hello to me the other day and gave me a huge smile. How do I get him to put me in the back of his car and have his way with me??

by Anonymousreply 12901/12/2013


by Anonymousreply 13001/12/2013

I've been fucked by both a cop and a fireman. The cop was a state trooper. Met him at a criminal trial I was attending for observation. We'd talk in the hallways sometimes about the trial. Eventually we exchanged numbers. He was a big guy, mid-40s, 6'3, had a middle-age spread but not a huge gut or anything. Ok looking, full head of hair and a big, bushy mustache that turned me on. Nice cock, around 8 inches thick. He was divorced and lived in a rural area outside the city with basically no neighbors close by, so I'd go to his place. The first few times were hot. What I liked about him is he could go three times and he and I came each time. Unfortunately he started to get controlling. He'd get all pissed if I couldn't meet him when he wanted. He started to get pretty rough in bed as "punishment" for me not doing what he said. I don't like that kind of sex and got turned off. I got off that train fast. He called me on and off for about a year but I never answered. Luckily he didn't stalk me.

The fireman was new to gay sex. I met him online. He wasn't very tall, maybe 5'9, bald, had a goatee, very hot body, very muscular, hairy chest, also a bushy mustache, and a very nice 9 inch cock, thick as well as long. He said he had always wanted to fuck a guy. Said he always fantasized about it. He came over and wouldn't kiss or anything, so I just sucked him until he got hard, slapped a condom on, and slowly slid down on his cock. We flipped to missionary and seriously two pumps later he blew a load. He apologized and asked if he could come over again to learn. He was a really nice guy, so basically we became fuck buds so he could learn how to fuck. At first he couldn't last very long. We even tried two condoms but he still came pretty fast. He started to improve, though. He finally started to get into kissing and it became a lot more fun. We were buds for about a year until I moved to a different city for a new job. Hopefully some other bottom got to enjoy him after all that training!

by Anonymousreply 13101/12/2013

all these cops and firemen with moustaches makes me think these stories took place in Irak or some other middle east shithole

by Anonymousreply 13201/12/2013

r130 - hot cop!

by Anonymousreply 13301/15/2013

I am 59 years old. Having lived through the late '60s, and the 70's, there is not any occupation or profession which I have not fucked. Whether I remember the episode, that is another matter.

by Anonymousreply 13401/15/2013

R134 I am from the same generation.

My favorites (I am not making any of this up):

Train conductor right after pulling into the station. (Italy)

Highway patrol cop (Italy)

Undercover cop (NYC)

Fireman (volunteer) (NJ)

Paratrooper in uniform with parashoot on his back (Italy)

Soldier expert in clearing land mines (Italy)

by Anonymousreply 13501/15/2013

W00T! Girrl, you get AROUND

by Anonymousreply 13601/15/2013

[quote](I am not making any of this up):

Don't worry. We believe in your sluttiness.

by Anonymousreply 13701/15/2013

A bus driver in his bus. A number of truck drivers in their tractor-trailors. A butcher. A pastry chef in his shop's kitchen. A cop on his beat.

by Anonymousreply 13801/15/2013

This thread got me horny for cop sex, so I posted an ad on Craigslist, looking for a cop or fireman. I got a bunch of replies, most of them, I suspect, were just guys with a cop Halloween outfit. I did fine one honest to God cop. He came over, in uniform. He was handsome, but had a little bit of a gut, which turned me off. He had never been with a guy before, but always wanted to try it. He pulled his cock out, and I sucked and rubbed it for a minute or two. We rubbed our cocks against each other, and he shot after about a minute. The whole thing lasted barely five minutes. He seemed so sad afterwards. He was married, and suddenly ashamed of what he had done. If he were in civies, i wouldn't have looked twice at him, but I just wanted a cop. I won't do it again; why should it matter what the guy has on, when, ultimately, you want him naked? The strangest thing is that he took his gun belt off, and just left it on the bed. I could have easily grabbed his gun, or is there some sort of protective safety lock on it? I had never been so close to a gun before, and was really surprised he wasn't more protective of it.

by Anonymousreply 14001/15/2013

My first was with a cop. Met at Spash and he took me home. Was amazing.

by Anonymousreply 14101/15/2013

FB is a firefighter - he has an arm for a cock and is pretty twisted in bed. He wants to marry a woman and have kids, does not want me to see anyone else but won't commit to any kind of relationship. Works for me because I am not interested in a relationship and he has an arm for a cock.

by Anonymousreply 14201/15/2013

I have three episodes to relate, not exactly dating, but I think they are interesting. The first has to do with a cop I was on a bowling league with. Very sweet guy, about 30 year sold, 5-10, with impish features, solidly built although not a body builder. I had a little crush on him. I had met his wife and two cute little boys. He usually showed up in uniform, and changed in the locker room, which had a one-stall shower. I tried to discreetly watch him shower, but he was very modest and I never saw more than his yummy hairy chest. One night he came in in a foul mood, which I had never seen. I asked him if he was OK, and he said that his wife had told him she wanted him to quit bowling. He was very upset because bowling was his only away time, and he said that every weekend and most days after work he did chores around the house and spent time with his family, taking them to mini golf and such. He said his wife has a lot of free time to spend with her friends and he feels that she isn't being fair. This was a tournament night and he drank a lot of beer, which was frowned upon. We drank after the game certainly, but not during. He bowled brilliantly however, never better, it was like he channeled his anger into the ball. After the game (which we won), I offered to take him home, as he was unfit to drive. He accepted. We got into my car, and as I was about to start the engine, he said, "No, wait, I just can't go home yet, I don't want to go home." He started to talk, telling me how he and his wife used to have great sex, but didn’t have sex much anymore, and when they did, it was not like it used to be. He then said that she hadn’t sucked his dick in almost five years. Maybe I shouldn’t have, but I blurted out, “I’ll suck your dick if you want.” He looked at me startled and said, “Really? Serious?” I said “yes” and he undid his zipper and pulled out his dick, which was rapidly growing into a nice six incher. I reached out and stroked him and fondled his balls. He moaned and said, “Oh, fuck.” I then leaned over to go down on him, but he said, “Wait, wait, no, I can’t.” I backed off. We just sat there as the minutes went buy. His cock was still very hard and did not seem to be going down. I finally said, “You want me to just jerk you off?” He put his arm over his eyes and after a minute said, “Yeah, OK.” I started to jerk him off, and then he said, “suck me, suck me”, so I did, and he came pretty soon after that, a really delicious mouthful. He kept his arm over his eyes the whole time. I then took him home to my house, and he stumbled inside. I didn’t even get him to the guestroom, he fell on to the couch and started to snore. I was still very horny, so I sat in the armchair next to the couch and masturbated while he slept. I went to bed and he was gone when I got up the next day. He was very distant with me at the remaining tournaments and when the season was over he said he wasn’t going to join the league the next year. I never saw him again.

by Anonymousreply 14305/30/2013

Second episode. On Christmas Day 2011 I went to the porno theater that is not far from my house. I was hosting the holiday and I had to get away from the sweetness and light for a bit. The place was deserted and I was sitting by myself, lugubriously jacking off. I heard the door buzz open, so I zipped up, as I usually do until I see who is coming in to the theater. I am glad I did, it was a cop in full uniform. I expected him to shine his flashlight around and be gone, but he surprised me, did not shine his flashlight, and sat down about two chairs away from me. Neither of us said anything for a few minutes, but I finally had to say something. I said, “Hey, Merry Christmas, so are you on duty or what’s up?” HE replied, “Yeah, I’m on duty but I haven’t had a call all day and I’m bored. I drive by here all the time and just thought I would see what it’s like.” I didn’t quite know what to make of that, and I said nothing. The movie was very hot, and after a few minutes the cop said, “You can jerk off if you want, I don’t care.” Well, I couldn’t quite just start doing that, so I said, “I will if you will.” He did not reply, did not start jerking off, and left. Oh well. But it was an interesting encounter.

by Anonymousreply 14405/30/2013

Where is Aussie firefighter chick? I miss her.

by: One of the lesbians reply 37 03/14/2012 @ 07:01AM

I just came across this thread again. I am well, thanks. And agree sometimes dating cops is crazy, even down here in Australia.

by Anonymousreply 14505/30/2013

Third episode. Back in 2000 I had a business trip to one of the largest cities in the mid-west. I found a porno theater to check out. It was a real theater that showed regular movies back in the 1940s – 50s, and had become a porno place in the 60s. By the year 2000, they were showing video. Not many people there, no one I wanted to play with, I think they were mostly homeless who scrounged up the $7 admit fee just for shelter. Anyway, I was sitting in the back row, half-heartedly jerking off, when I sensed a presence standing to my left. I could tell it was a slim man. I started to put on a little show, hoping he would be interested and join me. He watched for a good three or four minutes and the next thing I knew he was shining a flashlight in my eyes saying that I was under arrest for lewd conduct. He pulled me into the lobby, and as we went into the light I saw that he had a hard-on, totally visible in his pants; big, too, a good 7 inches. I said, “I can’t believe you’re busting me when you’re standing there with a big boner.” He said nastily, “The difference between you and me is that I know when to keep it in my pants.” I don’t know what came over me, but I said, “Maybe I can change your mind” and I grabbed his dick. Next thing I knew I was on the floor with his knee in my back and cuffs on my hands. He took me to the station where he put me in a holding cell. He said that it would take about an hour for them to process me and then I could go. There was another guy in the cell, young, maybe 21 or 22. I was in a defiant mood and still horny and I asked the guy if he minded if I jerked off. He said “whatever”. So I jacked off in the holding cell. I noticed the other guy watching intently and his hard dick sticking out of the leg of his shorts, but he didn’t do anything. When I came, there was nothing to wipe up with, so I just pulled up my pants. After a few minutes, there was a big wet stain in my crotch. An officer came to the door and called me. He saw the wet spot and asked, “Did you piss your pants?” I replied, “No, I spermed my pants.” He just shook his head and laughed, and was actually very nice to me as he took my prints, and even called me a cab since we were miles and miles from where I was arrested. As a post script, I hired a lawyer for $700 and he was able to plead it down to disturbing the peace. Keep in mind that this city has a very high crime rate, so I wonder how they can justify spending their resources on arresting lonely guys jerking off in porno theaters, where there are no kids and no one to complain. Don’t answer that question, I don’t want to know.

by Anonymousreply 14605/30/2013

Thanks for your trio of tales, Bryan.

by Anonymousreply 14706/01/2013

This is funny. I'm a cop and my partner is, you guessed it, a fireman. We have great sex!

by Anonymousreply 14806/01/2013

To post 148:

Are you guys "out" to your respective agencies? Closeted? "Don't ask, don't tell"? No judgment either way, just curious.

I have a friend (civilian) who works in the admin office for a very large metropolitan police force. He is closeted because he says that it is a "good ol' boy" network and he is worried about the consequences of being out. It seems to me that with that many officers, there must be at least a few who prefer sausage to taco, or are at least "liberal" in terms of their sexuality.

by Anonymousreply 14906/07/2013

I hope they happened I wanna fuck a cop so bad but I live in nh

by Anonymousreply 15006/14/2013

Small dick cop story here too - patrol cop, met him while I was a grad student; he kept wanting to massage me but that's it, and finally I demanded we get naked - and it was SO small. I didn't really care because I'm not a size queen, but it was too much for him to handle. Never saw him again.

by Anonymousreply 15106/14/2013

Back in 1995 I got pulled over for a multitude of violations (not having my license, no insurance, no proof the car was mine, etc) - the trooper who pulled me over looked like your basic redneck - huge guy, plain face, state trooper stance and response to everything. We were on the highway but it was early and I didn't see a single car the entire time we were there - he was giving me a hard time about the number of fines I was going to get, and for whatever reason I just went for it - to this day I can't believe I did the whole "is there anything I can do to make this go away" thing - he looked at me for a long time, then crossed his arms and just looked away. I was scared as hell but I reached for it and unzipped him, and the whole time he stood just like that, didn't make a noise except for this one grunt when he came. He zipped up and left without a word.

(That's easily my top three stories - it was insanely, ridiculously hot)

by Anonymousreply 15206/14/2013

Bummer story: I got grabbed by a couple of cops when I was leaving a porn story in Las Vegas because it was a meth area and they were trying to make some busts - cop had me in cuffs in front of his car while the other was looking around for meth (to which I said, referencing my gut "Do I really look like I do meth?") - the cop who had me in cuffs was pressed right up against me while he was asking, and I swear he was hard. They let me go pretty quick, but I just about came in my pants.

by Anonymousreply 15306/14/2013

There are A LOT of whores on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 15406/14/2013

got fucked a few times by an officer from LAPD. Daddy type, huge huge thick cock, very aggressive in bed. it was awesome. only weird part was once he was fucking me in his bed and i heard some commotion in the other room. he said "dont worry..that's my partner getting fisted by a fuck buddy of his". ummmm, ok.

then he and partner moved away.

by Anonymousreply 15506/14/2013

My friend's girlfriend got raped by a cop. They were all coked up, speeding, road head was happening, and he got pulled over. I guess he was facing time, plus the coke, plust the over a buck speeding, and the cop made the suggestion. He didn't like it, so the cop put him in the cruiser, cuffed, and did her on the side of the road. He kept the coke too.

by Anonymousreply 15608/01/2013

one. he lived in queens, was married, italian, and smoked crack. A bad cop.

by Anonymousreply 15708/01/2013

Whatever became of that woman who claimed she was raped by firemen in NYC?

As I recall, she was an NYPD *stalker* online, and had been chatting up some firemen late at night.

They invited her to the firehouse at 2 in the morning.

When she arrived, she went down into the basement "rec room" with them, where they took turns using her various orifices on the much-used sofa.

She left the firehouse around 8 in the morning, and made it home without further incident.

Around 4 that afternoon, she called the police and reported that she had been RAPED.

She claimed that she was upset because the sofa had been so dingy, but I suspect the real reason is that they didn't call her.


by Anonymousreply 15808/01/2013

I'm a cop. for realz.

by Anonymousreply 15908/01/2013

This thread is making me hard.

I need to cruise cop bars more often!

by Anonymousreply 16008/01/2013

Yeah. NY transit Police. Two, both Irish, both separated from their wives. Both great fucks. I prefer to top bu they insisted on fucking me. Who am I to say no. One made me cum hands free.

by Anonymousreply 16108/01/2013

An FBI agent fucked me, I was so crazy about him, never got over the way he dumped me cruelly. Look him up if you're in Palm Springs, tall dark and handsome heart breaker.

by Anonymousreply 16208/01/2013

Handsome and horny guys

by Anonymousreply 16308/01/2013

I’ve never had a cop or a firefighter, however, I can say with authority that if the married, troll looking hairdresser FB of a cop comes beating on your house at 1 in the morning taking to the glass of every window and door for two hours whining that he wants to get fucked. You can get him to leave immediately by calling said cop FB (who is also married).

It was the most traumatic night of my adult life. Imagine a balding treasure troll with a ghetto baby speaking voice knocking on your window saying “I heard you got a big dick.” He was misinformed. I guess it’s just part of being out in a small, southern town.

by Anonymousreply 16408/01/2013


Can you run that by me again?

by Anonymousreply 16508/02/2013

My first boyfriend was a fireman. A great, great guy who was sort of blackballed when he came out to his station (this was in 1998). The chief basically forced him to retire when he had a minor on the job injury. Even though he could have recovered, the chief said he's have to do office work only. And none of the other firemen would talk to him, even though they were like family before he came out.

So he did retire and then became a meth head. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 16608/02/2013

I have a friend in NYC who has a crossdressing friend who ONLY fucks cops and firemen in NYC and around there. Apparently a lot of those guys crave trannies and there is a site for them to hook up.

by Anonymousreply 16708/02/2013

Trannies give them head

by Anonymousreply 16808/02/2013

I fucked a cop in hell's kitchen once. He was hot until I was deep inside him and he said 'oh no, I feel a doody coming.'

That sorta killed it for me.

by Anonymousreply 16908/02/2013

[R165] In the town where I live there is a 5’5”, bloated, married, gay, talentless, troll/hairdresser who talks like a 2 year old in the ghetto. He’s married to a large, personality free woman with whom he has two children. Of course being a small town in the south, every gay in the county knows who the two married men are that he will instantly cancel what few appointments he has in order for them to get a “haircut,” These special haircuts take place in the house, while his wife is a work, and take an hour or more. One of these men is a sheriff’s deputy, also married with two kids. I went to school with his wife who I actually believe knows about his proclivities and I somehow think she’s okay with. This man has about as much hair as Ed Asner. Yet somehow he’s not unattractive. The hairdresser and I have a few mutual friends (mostly members of my family that he knows) and he’s flirted with me on several occasions. I find him to be repulsive in every aspect, appearance, that god awful voice, his closeted life the list could go on and on. He’s made it known on many occasions that he was interested in sex with me which I found nearly physically nauseating. One Friday night I had no plans and was at home around 10:40. The doorbell rang, I was in my robe fresh from the shower, when I looked out the back door there was the Troll I opened the door a crack, told him I had overnight company and he’d have to come back another time. The offended look on his face was exaggerated and hideous. I locked the door and returned to the den. Before I could sit down the bell was ringing again. I went back to the door where he told me he’d been at the bar drinking and really needed to urinate. Against my better judgment I let him in and led him to the hall bathroom. I ran into my room to put on pajama bottoms and a t-shirt. I had two body pillows on my bed under the comforter that I used when sleeping alone. He was walking towards my bedroom door when I came out so I locked it before closing it knowing that I had a little screwdriver that would unlock it later. He took the pillows to be my lover laying in the bed and guided him back towards the Kitchen door. When we walked through the den he plopped on the couch and would not respect my wishes for him to leave. For the next hour he alternated between asking to see my dick and beating on my bedroom door saying “I heard you got a big dick.” I told him the guy in my room was in a relationship and did not care to be exposed and also that he hated closet cases. This was not a deterrent. A little after midnight he received at text and said that he had to run down the road but would be back. It turned out he had taken two married women with him to the bar and had taken off to my house with their purses in his back floorboard. He asked me to talk to my friend about opening the door and I assured him I would as soon as he was out of the driveway all the lights were turned off and doors locked. He showed back up 10 minutes later and started ringing the doorbell again. I turned off the breaker with the doorbell transformer. Then he started walking around the house beating on every door and window. By this point I’d called my aunt who Is up till all hours and told her what was going on. He continued to do this for almost an hour knocking and taking loudly into the windows. I finally went upstairs into one of the bedrooms so I could see his car and not have to hear him. He left, I was still shaken when he showed up another ten minutes later and went on for another 30 minutes. He kept saying “Why y’all trickin’ me?” and “I heard y’all got big dicks.” When he left the third time I hoped he’d given up but had a feeling. I opened the front door to see if he’d parked at the end of the street, but he wasn’t. I guess I assumed the glass door was locked, I don’t know what I assumed, but apparently in my anxious state I didn’t actually lock the front door back. I went to the hall bathroom because I was afraid that he’d see or hear me on the phone if I

by Anonymousreply 17008/02/2013

I went to the master which has an outside window. As I’m walking out the bathroom he’s entering the Hall from the Den door. I was still on the phone with my aunt. I screamed for him to get the hell out of my house and was so freaked out that I literally was pushing him demanding to know how he got in. When he told me the front door I initially didn’t believe him. He still didn’t want to fucking leave! I grabbed him by the arm and told him to never come back to my house again. He had the never to say “If your friend don’t wanna fuck me, you can call me when he’s not here.” I pushed him out the door where I saw that he’d parked his wife’s car just beside the camellias and he stayed on the front porch and after about five minutes of that I hung up with my aunt and called the sheriff’s department where I hoped it was one of the dispatchers that I knew. Thankfully It was, I asked if his FB was on duty. He was actually on vacation with the family. I asked if I could get the cell phone number and the dispatcher paused “Are you and Deputy???” I told her that I wasn’t but that I need his help with something immediately. She gave me his number and he answered on the third attempt. I told him what was going on and he said he’d take care of it (the last thing he needed was a police report that could confirm rumors.) The hairdressers phone rang and he got straight up off the rocking chair and left.

It took me weeks for the paranoia to wear off and stop being afraid to leave a door unlocked

by Anonymousreply 17108/02/2013

170/171 that story was so convoluted and bizarre that it ALMOST has to be had me until the dispatcher asking if you and the deputy had a thing going on and how she gave you his number. However, until that time I enjoyed envisioning this troll you created (every small town has one) and the ensuing chaos he caused.

by Anonymousreply 17208/02/2013

R170/171 =drugged out mess

by Anonymousreply 17308/02/2013

R170/R171 has completely killed my boner.

And possibly what remains of my will to live.

Can we talk more about hot cop and fireman dick? Hell, even a hot plumber would do.

by Anonymousreply 17408/02/2013

R170/171, just curious...what are you on?

by Anonymousreply 17508/02/2013

I want this cop.

by Anonymousreply 17608/02/2013

[R172] Completely true. The dispatcher on duty that night is a friend of the same Aunt who I was talking to earlier in the evening. It's no secret that i'm gay and with the other rumor going around then me asking for his number, well I'm sure she was curious.

[R173] I'm too poor for drugs. They are for rich or stupid people.

[R174] Sorry about your erection, I was just trying to clarify for [R165]

[R175] absolutely nothing. I was taking fish oil but I discontinued that.

I always find it funny that DL suspects everything of being fabricated. I always feel that I should give out contact information for relevant people like my aunt or her daughter who thinks it's still fun to tease me about this.

If you'd like me to make up a story I'll gladly oblige...

by Anonymousreply 17708/02/2013

You are one damaged whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 17808/02/2013

I believe R170/R171. The story is too odd and detailed to not be true. Also, it isn't exactly flattering to the OP - why was he sleeping with an Ed Asner look-alike in the first place? - so it is probably real.

by Anonymousreply 17908/02/2013

Okay, let's turn the page!

On to hot cops and fireman!

by Anonymousreply 18008/02/2013

What a bizzare story R170/r171. Do you still run into that troll hairdresser around town? What about the sheriff? Do they speak to you?

by Anonymousreply 18108/02/2013

I know, I want to hear more stories about people get their backs blown out by hot firemens and policemens!

by Anonymousreply 18208/02/2013


Please, no more hairdressing nellie trolls!

by Anonymousreply 18308/02/2013

[R181] The Hairdresser is still around. he lives about a mile from me and showed up at a party I was at awhile back. I made sure to keep my distance then I left at an early hour.

I just saw the deputy yesterday at the grocery store. He is just as friendly as always and his wife is a friend of mine on Facebook.

I've always wondered if the deputy and his wife have an agreement or understanding. He's 8 years older than she and I, he obviously enjoys sex with men yet they seem to genuinely love each other. She always seemed a bit butch when we were growing up, but nothing shockingly lesbionic. However, I will never ask or make any inquiry because I don't ever want to be involved in mess if there is something.

Now I agree, back to the actual sex scenarios.

by Anonymousreply 18408/02/2013

My BFF has had both cops and firemen, and military guys. They are almost always married or divorced sometimes. Hot to look at, maybe a-holes but in bed...WOW!!!

I'm jealous.

by Anonymousreply 18508/02/2013

We fucked a whole bunch of them.

by Anonymousreply 18608/02/2013

I have a cop not the fireman tho.the cop is actually nice. i've been sweating over this man for month until my co worker told him. lol it all went down then! and I actually like him a lot. not all of them are pigs. I plan on more dates! and of course more sex!!!! hes fucking amazing!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 18709/25/2013

Tamaron Hall was on the TV the other night. She talked about this gay boy in college that was an out and out whore. I won't spoil the show for you, other than to say it is relevant to this thread...

by Anonymousreply 18809/25/2013

I slept with a federal marshall a few times. He's married. Handsome. Great body. I met him on craigslist. He liked to blow me, nothing more. I made the mistake of pulling poppers out one time, and he went ballistic. He threatened to arrest me, throw me in jail, etc. I had no idea that they were illegal -- I bought them on amazon, for crying out loud -- but, apparently, they are. He was really going to screw me over because of it, but he eventually let me go with the warning that I never talk to him again. He seemed like a nice guy -- and was great in bed -- but I saw a scary side of him when he was threatening to squash me.

by Anonymousreply 18909/25/2013

I've got it all covered. I was with an MP when I was in the Army.. Fucking weird ass. Just don't do it. Seriously I couldn't get away from him. They all seem to be big on wanting to use unnatural toys on you. The great fucking doesn't make up for it after a while.

by Anonymousreply 19009/25/2013

Very common experience R189

by Anonymousreply 19109/25/2013

Most, not all - but most, have a screw loose. You might not realize until something gets shaken, but it's in there somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 19209/25/2013

I live in a town of 1800 people. It is located next to a town of about 40 thousand.

I walk after dark ever day. The night cop started stopping to chat with me. I had a big hard on for him but tried to act cool. After knowing him for over a year he asked told me one night he had heard I gave guys blow jobs. I nearly passed out and didn't answer right away. I asked why he wanted to know. He said he was interested in one.

There is a park behind city hall and the police station. The cops park in back. A couple of times a month he asks me to meet him in the rest room in the park. I have been sucking him off for two years now.

by Anonymousreply 19309/25/2013

[quote]I have been sucking him off for two years now.

Is this during your after dark walks R193, or at another time of day?

by Anonymousreply 19409/28/2013

I have absolutely NO cop or uniform fetish yet I've managed to have sex with 3 cops in my lifetime just by complete happenstance. One I KNEW was a cop and the other two I found out later.

Unfortunately, one of them I also found out later had been convicted of having had sex with a 16yo from the troubled youth program he was a part of. Quality guy.

Also...a former police captain of the Portland Or. Police Bureau tried to pick me up in a bar.

by Anonymousreply 19509/28/2013

[quote]he had heard I gave guys blow jobs.

Who would he have heard this from?

by Anonymousreply 19609/28/2013

R193 = the only gay in the village

by Anonymousreply 19709/28/2013

[quote]i've been sweating over this man for month until my co worker told him. lol it all went down then! and I actually like him a lot.

Let's hope it continues to keep going down.

by Anonymousreply 19809/28/2013

I just did! Doggy style!!

by Anonymousreply 19910/18/2013

Details, please, R199! Cop or fireman? How'd you meet? How did you end up hooking up? Were you two responsible for the DL meltdown today?

by Anonymousreply 20010/18/2013

Any more cop stories?

Female cop stories?

by Anonymousreply 20203/02/2014

What a corny thread. Gays fetishizing and worshiping homophobic institutions like the fire and police departments. They're just men like any other workforce out there. Any fantasies about garbage men, hmm?

by Anonymousreply 20403/03/2014

I've fucked a cop. He was a complete smoke show, but he was terrible in bed. It was such a disappointment...

by Anonymousreply 20508/24/2014

what is meant by closeted

by Anonymousreply 20609/11/2014

About the same time every day, a small group of firemen come in to the Safeway to buy lunch at the deli. Every one of them is tall, built and gorgeous.

While I have not rolled into a pile with them having rollicking sex yet, I hope to someday.

by Anonymousreply 20709/11/2014

Heck, I even like the fat cops

by Anonymousreply 20809/11/2014

I want to have sex with a real cop in uniform. Can't get it out of my mind. I'm like thinking about it all the time. I want him to be aggressive with me, shout obscenities at me while blowing him, like calling me a faggot and shit like that. I want to blow him 'til completion, taking his cum down my throat. I want to kiss his lips, his neck and run my hand over his chest hair. I want to take the entire length of a cops dick down my throat, causing me to gag and choke. I don't care. I find that uniform sexually alluring. Where can I meet a real cop online who wants me to service his cock? Why is it so hard to find one? No blow job is better than one being done by a true gay man who knows how to suck cock way better than some dumb ass cunt.

by Anonymousreply 20910/08/2014

do campus police count? two of those.

following the theme, one was adorable but deeply closeted/conflicted, one was okay but smotheringly clingy. they each moved away - no, not because of me.

by Anonymousreply 21010/09/2014


by Anonymousreply 21110/11/2014

My wife has fucked a half dozen cops and a few firman. Many more to go.

by Anonymousreply 21204/04/2015

Do subway cops count? I've had two fuck me. Closet case irish the both of them. One had a small curved flick but he could make me cum handsfree. The second had a big fat dick. I still jerk off to the video of him fucking me. I like selfie porn videos.

by Anonymousreply 21304/07/2015
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