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Meryl Streep has been known to fall asleep with the light on while reading in bed.

On a hot day, Glenn Close will often open her car door and let the inside cool off before getting inside.

Jennifer Aniston likes it when grass tickles her bare feet.

George Clooney sometimes shakes his head at the bad news in world and mutters, "Terrible."

by Anonymousreply 31812/09/2014

Barbra Streisand's OCD condition disallows her to bring anything but correct change for the bus.

She will spend a few hours the night before her morning bus ride up the coast through Malibu searching for the correct amount of quarters, dimes and pennies for the bus.

All of the other passengers applaud her for her orderly and exacting behavior, which makes their rides easier as they cannot be late to work cleaning the homes of the super-wealthy.

by Anonymousreply 102/28/2012

Sir Ian McKellen always asks his bottoms if they've douched before he starts lubing them up.

by Anonymousreply 202/28/2012

Reese Witherspoon picks her nose and eats it.

by Anonymousreply 302/28/2012

A very good source told me that Claire Danes suffered a paper cut not long after running away with Billy Crudup.

by Anonymousreply 402/28/2012

When reading a good book, Emma Thompson likes to lick her finger when turning the page.

by Anonymousreply 502/28/2012

Often times, Oprah Winfrey will just go ahead and crunch right through that tootsie roll pop to get to the chocolate center.

by Anonymousreply 602/28/2012

Every now and then, Gwyneth Paltrow will don a pair of glasses and a dark wig, take the train to Queens, and have lunch at an out-of-the way McDonald's. She always gets a #4 with Sprite.

by Anonymousreply 702/28/2012

Sometimes Dame Maggie Smith isn't sure if she has locked the door and she has to go and check it.

Dame Judi Dench likes to sit on her couch every once in a while.

Sir Ian McKellen has a fridge in his kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 802/28/2012

Jeniffer Love Hewitt loves the smell of freshly delivered TV and movie scripts in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 902/28/2012

R1, Barbra gets on buses? You can do better than that.

by Anonymousreply 1002/28/2012

In yet another act of defiance, Sean Penn will wipe back to front.

by Anonymousreply 1102/28/2012

Tom Cruise performs a little Scientology ritual before every interview. He is given (contracted) a private space to do this in.

by Anonymousreply 1202/28/2012

On another note, Sean Young likes to enjoy a drink now and then.

by Anonymousreply 1302/28/2012

When she's feeling a bit naughty, Glenn Close will engage in a little role play with her husband. As soon as he hears the words, "Oh Charles, what would Diana say if she were to find out about our clandestine affair?" it's go time!!!

by Anonymousreply 1402/28/2012

Jennifer Aniston reads DL to steal ideas for film scripts.

by Anonymousreply 1502/28/2012

Sandra Bullock has been known to rifle through the day-old bread bin at Ralph's for the perfect, yet cheap, package of kaiser rolls.

Brad Pitt never hangs up a new roll of toilet paper. He just sets it on the counter. This really gets Angie's goat.

by Anonymousreply 1602/28/2012

OP will sometimes hit the glass pipe on payday before posting while his mother bangs on his basement door.....SHRIEKING.

by Anonymousreply 1702/28/2012

Ricky Martin has crabgrass in his backyard.

by Anonymousreply 1802/28/2012

Harvey Weinstein hates it when tax season rolls around!

by Anonymousreply 1902/28/2012

R17 knows this from experience.

by Anonymousreply 2002/28/2012

Florence Henderson has gigantic overdue book fines at her local public library.

Helen Hunt has...oh, who cares?

by Anonymousreply 2102/28/2012

Kim Kardashian speaks four languages, but she cannot say "no" in any of them.

by Anonymousreply 2202/28/2012

Dumbest. Thread. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 2302/28/2012

Oprah refuses to flush because she enjoys her own stench so much.

by Anonymousreply 2402/28/2012

George Lucas' young blonde date dropped a cup of ice in the elevator.

by Anonymousreply 2502/28/2012

Clooney can often be overheard whispering "let's not and say we did" with a cocked head and slight smile as he sits poolside, next to a women.

by Anonymousreply 2602/28/2012

Vanessa Redgrave smokes filtered cigs in public and unfiltered cigs at home.

by Anonymousreply 2702/28/2012

'Eddie' from Frasier had heart worms.

by Anonymousreply 2802/28/2012

Because it occasionaly hits notes she can only dream of, Madonna is envious of her own flatulence.

by Anonymousreply 2902/28/2012

Matt LeBlanc hasn't found his spirit animal yet.

by Anonymousreply 3002/28/2012

r23 = Rosie, preening for attention.

by Anonymousreply 3102/28/2012

Viola Davis has a white maid.

by Anonymousreply 3202/28/2012

Glenn Close has one of those inflatable life-size dolls. Each time Meryl Streep has a new movie released, Glenn dresses up the doll like Meryl's latest role and beats it senseless.

by Anonymousreply 3302/28/2012

They are all gay, even the ugly ones.

by Anonymousreply 3402/28/2012

Ham and swiss on rye reminds Patrick Duffy of his childhood.

by Anonymousreply 3502/28/2012

That look of surprise Taylor Swift makes when people who pay to see her in concert applaud for her, or when she wins an award?

That's her O-face.

by Anonymousreply 3602/28/2012

Marcia Cross likes a little sharp cheddar on her Ritz crackers.

by Anonymousreply 3702/28/2012

Bruce Willis still wears pajamas with feet in them.

by Anonymousreply 3802/28/2012

90& of the animals rights celebrities don't actually care about animals.

by Anonymousreply 3902/28/2012

I am crying with laughter at this thread. Keep up the good work!

by Anonymousreply 4002/28/2012

There's a family of rats living in Anthony Bourdain's attic.

by Anonymousreply 4102/28/2012

90& = 90%

by Anonymousreply 4202/28/2012

Sean Young chases her whiskey with vodka.

by Anonymousreply 4302/28/2012

Steven Spielberg drops the soap on purpose.

by Anonymousreply 4402/28/2012

Hillary Clinton occasionally likes to rub one out to pictures of actual battle axes.

by Anonymousreply 4502/28/2012

Ty Penningnton uses his bullhorn during sex. Neighbors are not happy whne he announces, "Taaaaaviiiiiis Faaaaaamiiilyyyyy! I'm coooooooooomiiiiiiiiiing! Fuck! I'm comiiiiiiiing!"

by Anonymousreply 4602/28/2012

A fish in Fran Drescher's aquarium is purposely not eating because it can't bare to listen to her any more.

by Anonymousreply 4702/28/2012

Cynthia McFadden misplaced her keys yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 4802/28/2012

Three words to describe Morgan Freeman's bed sheets: caked in skidmarks.

by Anonymousreply 4902/28/2012

Richard Dean Anderson accidentally walked into a spider web.

by Anonymousreply 5002/28/2012

Michael J. Fox's golden retriever is embarrassed by Michael's Parkinson's Disease.

by Anonymousreply 5102/28/2012

Paris Hilton was named from that small town in Texas.

by Anonymousreply 5202/28/2012

2 Girls and a cup STILL shit where they eat?

by Anonymousreply 5302/28/2012

Steve Jobs was served a meat burrito and spit it out.

by Anonymousreply 5402/28/2012

Colin Firth almost never uses his turn signals.

Judy Dench always does -- even though she can't really see where she's going.

by Anonymousreply 5502/28/2012

Oh fuck off r53! A lot of us still do that.

by Anonymousreply 5602/28/2012

Dave Grohl always has Cheeze-Its on hand.

by Anonymousreply 5702/28/2012

Teri Hatcher farts in elevators.

by Anonymousreply 5802/28/2012

The toenail clippers don't get much use in Jessica Alba's abode.

by Anonymousreply 5902/28/2012

Heidi Klum is beaten daily.

by Anonymousreply 6002/28/2012

Ian Holm likes to stick things into the plug outlets.

by Anonymousreply 6102/28/2012

Jake Gylenhaal's semen has a slight sour taste to it.

by Anonymousreply 6202/28/2012

Every six months, Matt Damon sneaks a peak at his own butt just to remind himself what all the fuss is about.

Portia De Rossi has a secret habit - she loves to roll coins. You can often see her standing outside the 7-11 at Hollywood and Vine offering to exchange a $1 bill for any change above 65 cents. Then she runs home to count and roll. Ellen DeGeneres is reported to be deeply worried.

by Anonymousreply 6302/28/2012

Harvey Weinstein literally eats Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 6402/28/2012

Milla Jovovich stills owns a gameboy.

by Anonymousreply 6502/28/2012

What is all the fuss about, R63?

by Anonymousreply 6602/28/2012

Rosie O'Donnell was approached with the role of King Kong for Peter Jackson's remake.

by Anonymousreply 6702/28/2012

Nicole Kidman talks to a loaf of bread.

by Anonymousreply 6802/28/2012

Jackie Chan's toilet is designed to look like a giant can of coke.

by Anonymousreply 6902/28/2012

Eddie Murphy prefers MAC over Fashion Flair.

by Anonymousreply 7002/28/2012

Parkey Posey ***HID*** when the Mormons came over today!

by Anonymousreply 7102/28/2012

Candace Bergen enjoys Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup but only puts 3/4 of a can of water in it because she feels the suggested full can of water makes the soup less tasty.

by Anonymousreply 7202/28/2012

David Bowie gets ticked off when Iman forgets to pick up his suits at the dry cleaners.

by Anonymousreply 7302/28/2012

Angelina Jolie will sometimes use paper towel instead of a napkin. She just doesn't give a fuck.

by Anonymousreply 7402/28/2012

David Bowie still drops the soap.

by Anonymousreply 7502/28/2012

Helen Mirren has a vicious habit of making prank or obscene phone calls. She once called the Queen's butler quite by accident and asked him if he had Prince Albert in a can.

by Anonymousreply 7602/28/2012

Brad Pitt leaves the water running when he brushes his teeth...despite having specifically told each member of his brood not to do this.

by Anonymousreply 7702/28/2012

Nicole Kidman keeps her bread in the fridge. It stays fresher that way.

by Anonymousreply 7802/28/2012

Toni Collette makes a ton of "down under" jokes. Some aren't half bad.

by Anonymousreply 7902/28/2012


Known "bossy bottom" Zac Efron prefers a "moist mussy", and only Kandoos after number twos!!

by Anonymousreply 8002/28/2012

Sometimes, after doing laundry, Meryl Streep closes her washer and says: "Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"

by Anonymousreply 8102/28/2012

Brenda Dickson has a huge vagine.

by Anonymousreply 8202/28/2012

Nicole Kidman's loaf of bread goes by the name 'Thomas'.

by Anonymousreply 8302/28/2012

Anjelica Huston has a large stack of unread New Yorkers in her living room.

by Anonymousreply 8402/28/2012

Overhead on set: "Martin Lawrence has some notes."

by Anonymousreply 8502/28/2012

Matt Damon has spent the last decade writing the sequel to Good Will Hunting. Hasn't finished the treatment.

by Anonymousreply 8602/28/2012

R82 I hear she also likes to give dogs a weave.

by Anonymousreply 8702/28/2012

lol R85

by Anonymousreply 8802/28/2012

ALF was a bossy bottom.

by Anonymousreply 8902/28/2012

The only pet from Whitney Houston's house that got to go outside was the ubiquitous turtle head she always took with her.

by Anonymousreply 9002/28/2012

Jennifer Aniston truly believes in the human ability to set a natural alarm and control sleep duration. She sets her iPhone just in case though.

by Anonymousreply 9102/28/2012

Gary Oldman loves to stare outside the window.

by Anonymousreply 9202/28/2012

Clay Aiken's biological clock is ticking...and he knows it.

by Anonymousreply 9302/28/2012

So what if Jonah Hill has only seen the God Father part 3, it was the good one.

by Anonymousreply 9402/28/2012

There's a package of high quality smoked gouda being sent to Cydney Bernard's house as we speak!

by Anonymousreply 9502/28/2012

LOL R94. He has the least 'star power' of anyone mentioned in here. What an obnoxious turd that was forced on us.

by Anonymousreply 9602/28/2012

Yeah, I turned down a few roles today. No big.

by Anonymousreply 9702/28/2012

Linda Evangelista once put Preparation H in Naomi's eye cream jar. Bitch looked Japanese for a week.

by Anonymousreply 9802/28/2012

lol at this thread

by Anonymousreply 9902/28/2012

James Cromwell was porking Babe.

by Anonymousreply 10002/28/2012

Angelina Jolie occasionally thinks that if jFK, Jr was still alive that they would be a good couple.

by Anonymousreply 10102/28/2012

Benicio Del Toro takes every role he is offered. He has had the same Motorola cell since 1991 (signed a 20 year contract - was a good deal at the time) that now only gets reception once a year.

by Anonymousreply 10202/28/2012

After reading a letter from a Malawi infant pleading, "Please sir, pick me this time?"

I can confirm Ricky Martin is now pregnant, again!

by Anonymousreply 10302/28/2012

It's chili and cornbread night at Tiffani Amber Thiessen's house!

by Anonymousreply 10402/28/2012

Zac Efron considers himself "sort of preppy."

by Anonymousreply 10502/28/2012

I saw Christina Ricci stare intently at a straight razor once.

by Anonymousreply 10602/28/2012

Stanley Tucci wishes he had a goddamned tennis court in his backyard.

by Anonymousreply 10702/28/2012

Francis Ford Coppola is a bear.

by Anonymousreply 10802/28/2012

Rooney Mara thinks that her complete lack of earlobes is 'endearing'.

by Anonymousreply 10902/28/2012

Bea Arthur never did find a condom that was long enough and not too tight at the shaft.

by Anonymousreply 11002/28/2012

Molly Ringwald's pomeranian had seven teeth removed and now will only eat Fancy Feast.

by Anonymousreply 11102/28/2012

Each evening after dinner, Olivia de Havilland kicks back with a glass of wine and watches Cam4.

by Anonymousreply 11202/28/2012

Patti Deutsch will sometimes sign autographs as Patti Douche when she's pissed off. Same with Patty Duke when she's particularly manic.

by Anonymousreply 11302/28/2012

Julianne Moore seriously worships Todd Rundgren.

by Anonymousreply 11402/28/2012

W.H. Macy loves the feel of cold tile against his cheeks.

He's been asked to leave the Home Depot twice.

by Anonymousreply 11502/28/2012

Cameron Diaz eats fancy mixed nuts for dinner.

by Anonymousreply 11602/28/2012

[quote]Jeniffer Love Hewitt loves the smell of freshly delivered TV and movie scripts in the morning.

But sadly that seems to be happening less and less these days.

by Anonymousreply 11702/28/2012

Lindsay Lohan likes the lemon flavored Starbursts.

by Anonymousreply 11802/28/2012

Kim Basinger moans while rocking back and forth when she is feeling sad or anxious.

by Anonymousreply 11902/28/2012

Pat Morita frequently hides in Griffith Park and pretends he doesn't know WWII is over.

by Anonymousreply 12002/28/2012

Sometimes when she's down and blue, Pia Zadora goes to Bed, Bath & Beyond and puts on impromptu cooking demonstrations. What that woman can do with an Oster food processor--well, you just have to taste it to believe!

by Anonymousreply 12102/28/2012

Don Rickles throws feces back at his capuchin moneky.

by Anonymousreply 12202/28/2012

Clint Eastwood has a habit of going to the Gap in downtown Carnel, picking through each item's care tag, and then bellowing, "Don't you cary ANYTHING made in America?"

He then quickly calls in a complaint to corporate via his iPhone.

by Anonymousreply 12302/28/2012

Caroline Kennedy likes to tell Jew jokes.

by Anonymousreply 12402/28/2012

Jasmine Guy's house has been on the market four years - no takers.

by Anonymousreply 12502/28/2012

Jim Belushi once made someone laugh.

by Anonymousreply 12602/28/2012

Woody Allen likes to tell Jew jokes!

by Anonymousreply 12702/28/2012

Todd Rundgren's son, Rebop, is an awesome baseball player.

by Anonymousreply 12802/28/2012

Jasmine Guy's been on the market four years - no takers.

by Anonymousreply 12902/28/2012

R125 and R129 Clearly, Jasmine hasn't been using this as advertising. That house would be sold and her coochie filled in minutes.

by Anonymousreply 13002/28/2012

Carol Burnett wipes back to front.

by Anonymousreply 13102/28/2012

Michael Douglas called Tia Carrere 'Mommy' by mistake once.

by Anonymousreply 13202/28/2012

Carson Kressley doesn't walk, he floats.

by Anonymousreply 13302/28/2012

Tim Gunn and Nina Garcia are the best of friends. They can be found, at least one time per month, at Nina's tasteful apartrment, with Tim helping Nina repair her split ends and over-processed hair by applying an Alberto VO5 hot oil treatment.

by Anonymousreply 13402/28/2012

Courtney Love destroyed all of the evidence, but she's still paranoid as hell. PS: she puts blood into her bloody marys.

by Anonymousreply 13502/28/2012

Ted Danson prefers red onion in his potato salad.

by Anonymousreply 13602/28/2012

Avril Lavigne has a swastika tattooed high up on her inner thigh.

by Anonymousreply 13702/28/2012

Heather Locklear doesn't clean up after flossing. There are tiny bits of organic produce all over her bathroom mirror.

by Anonymousreply 13802/28/2012

Glenn Close forgets to floss after every meal.

by Anonymousreply 13902/28/2012

R136, red onion is underrated.

by Anonymousreply 14002/28/2012

Toonces is now flying helicopters.

by Anonymousreply 14102/28/2012

Brad Pitt likes to design Brutalist buildings out of Legos.

by Anonymousreply 14202/28/2012

[quote]Glenn Close forgets to floss after every meal.

That's because Meryl steals Glenn's floss when she visits Glenn at her house.

by Anonymousreply 14302/28/2012

[quote]Brad Pitt likes to design Brutalist buildings out of Legos.

Brad designed two of his children out of Legos.

by Anonymousreply 14402/28/2012

Sean Young is selling her high horse.

by Anonymousreply 14502/28/2012

"Brad Pitt likes to design Brutalist buildings out of Legos."

Don't call his biological children Brutalist. We know they're homely, but brutally ugly is another matter entirely. It wounds (like Zahara's stares).

by Anonymousreply 14602/28/2012

OJ Simpson will be the next president.

by Anonymousreply 14702/28/2012

Kate Hepburn could crack walnuts with her thighs.

by Anonymousreply 14802/28/2012

R146, all four of them(I think it's four) is fug.

by Anonymousreply 14902/28/2012

This thread is unfunny.

by Anonymousreply 15002/28/2012

Carny Wilson's house smells like corn chips.

by Anonymousreply 15102/28/2012

Michael Douglas once called Maria Conchita Alonso "Mommy".

Catherine Zeta Jones only hires white maids.

by Anonymousreply 15202/28/2012

Cameron Diaz is currently thinking of a new PR campaign where she just admits to the work she had done. Also thinking of ditching publicist and doing all PR work "in house." Thinks in house means something it doesn't. Too much thinking.

by Anonymousreply 15302/28/2012

I personally know Chelsea Handler's therapist and he just explained in her last session that what she is going through is an existential crisis. She seriously replied "No!" And insisted she never has had an "extra-sensual" crisis and would know if one came up.

by Anonymousreply 15402/28/2012

Woody Allen has 4 identical left handed gloves in a dresser drawer in his bedroom.

Every winter he buys a new pair of the same leather gloves, but always loses a right handed one when running errands.

by Anonymousreply 15502/28/2012

Victoria Jackson's agent suffers from narcolepsy.

Everyone covers for him and for that we are grateful.

by Anonymousreply 15602/28/2012

taylor swift likes to steal food from parties.(she hides the contents in her bra)

by Anonymousreply 15702/28/2012

Ari Emanuel conked his head on the tanning bed door this morning.

by Anonymousreply 15802/28/2012

Kathy Bates has a bad habit of leaving her medicine cabinet doors open. There's not really anything to terrible in there, thought the cap to the toothpaste is off again.

by Anonymousreply 15902/28/2012

When Betty Buckley bought her African Grey Parrot, her friend bought a Blue Crowned Conure at the same pet store at the same time. African Greys are renowned for their speaking ability; Blue Crowns, not so much. Nevertheless, Betty's parrot never learned to speak, while her friend's parrot talks up a storm. The very competitive Buckley is quite miffed about this.

by Anonymousreply 16002/28/2012

George Chakiris re-creates his West Side Story moves to keep in shape.

Sophia Loren cuts really big farts.

Rita Moreno once did NOT tell someone that she has won the Oscar, Tony, Grammy and Emmy.

Maximilian Schell cuts the crust off his bread.

by Anonymousreply 16102/29/2012

Ed Harris and Amy Madigan have a sex swing in their bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 16202/29/2012

Tom Hanks suspects his maid of pilfering change from his coin jar.

by Anonymousreply 16302/29/2012

Reese Witherspoon heats when people say, "I could care less."

by Anonymousreply 16402/29/2012

Daphne Zuniga cannot touch corduroy or velvet.

by Anonymousreply 16502/29/2012

Mario Lopez makes a mean ambrosia salad.

by Anonymousreply 16602/29/2012

Gene Hackman always smells like maple.

by Anonymousreply 16702/29/2012

Robert Downey Jr. can't get over his Famous Amos cookies.

by Anonymousreply 16802/29/2012

That big fat woman from Operacion Repo always takes a penny yet never leaves a penny.

by Anonymousreply 16902/29/2012

Alex Haley was adopted.

by Anonymousreply 17002/29/2012

She will never admit it, but Dakota Fanning [bold]loves[/bold] "Little Miss Sunshine", and watches it once a month. Sometimes twice.

by Anonymousreply 17102/29/2012

Tony Curtis was always envious of his daughter's cock.

by Anonymousreply 17202/29/2012

Julie Chen always overcooks the rice.

by Anonymousreply 17302/29/2012

Emily Deschanel keeps her front porch light on all night!

by Anonymousreply 17402/29/2012

Gwyneth Paltrow programmed her iPhone to add the signature "Namaste" to the end of every message she sends.

by Anonymousreply 17502/29/2012

Michael Douglas still wonders,is it a manwich or is it a meal?

by Anonymousreply 17602/29/2012

Michael Douglas still can't work the DVR. Mutters "damn commercials" when watching a network show.

by Anonymousreply 17702/29/2012

Josh Brolin throws a mean left hook.

by Anonymousreply 17802/29/2012

Susan Sarandon still holds a special love for Bazooka bubblegum

by Anonymousreply 17902/29/2012

Woody Harrelson gets steamed when he sees people bring more than ten items through the ten items or less line.

by Anonymousreply 18002/29/2012

Tina Fey has a couple of books on the night table beside her bed!

by Anonymousreply 18102/29/2012

When Lance Armstrong takes his shoes off, he likes to rub between his toes and then smell his fingers.

by Anonymousreply 18202/29/2012

Dame Maggie Smith relaxes by smoking weed and watching a marathon of Beavis and Butthead.

by Anonymousreply 18302/29/2012

When Garry Shandling goes to the beach, he forgets the sunblock on purpose just to get a better tan.

by Anonymousreply 18402/29/2012

My pussy stinks

by Anonymousreply 18502/29/2012


by Anonymousreply 18603/01/2012

Omar Sharif occasionally loses at bridge.

Matt Damon sometimes goes two or three days without working out.

Don Cheadle was once overdrawn at the bank when he was young and starting out.

Ryan Kwanten had a teenage crush on Joan Armatrading.

Gabourey Sidibe sometimes go over her data allowance on her i-phone package.

On weekend trips Laura Linney has been known to slightly overpack.

by Anonymousreply 18703/01/2012

Danny DeVito thinks carnations are tacky.

by Anonymousreply 18803/01/2012

Mark Ruffalo likes to wear turtlenecks on occasion.

by Anonymousreply 18903/01/2012

Wow insane amount of saturation fluff postings on this thread. There must be some biting comments.

James Vander Beek used to trick, that is how he met his TV people. He was not the only male actor who tricked, on he set of Rules of Attraction.

by Anonymousreply 19003/01/2012

Liza Minnelli got her drive from her mother. But though she rarely mentions it, she got her dreams from her father.

by Anonymousreply 19103/01/2012

Katie Holmes doesn't like the housekeeper to use fabric softener on her clothes. Tommy does, so they have do multiple loads just for the two of them.

Suri doesn't care either way

by Anonymousreply 19203/01/2012

Sarah Paulson gives Cherry Jones a sponge-bath most every Tuesday evening.

by Anonymousreply 19303/01/2012

Colin Firth loves to smell his own farts. He cannot tolerate the smell from others, however.

by Anonymousreply 19403/01/2012

Helen Mirren once choked on a Hot Pocket.

by Anonymousreply 19503/01/2012

Miss Hepburn finally quit hitting on me when I let my sideburns grow out and told her I was Spencer Tracy.

by Anonymousreply 19603/01/2012

Papa was a rodeo, Mama was a rock and roll band.

by Anonymousreply 19703/01/2012

Bill Holden just wouldn't shut up that night.

by Anonymousreply 19803/01/2012

Walter Brennan liked his creme brulee extra dark, in a dog dish.

by Anonymousreply 19903/01/2012

Teresa Giudice has ugly kids.

by Anonymousreply 20003/01/2012

John Wesley Shipp deletes all his cookies.

by Anonymousreply 20103/01/2012

Hugh Jackman hates when the different foods on his plate touch, he won't eat that part.

by Anonymousreply 20203/01/2012

[quote]Teresa Giudice has ugly kids.

Did she construct hers out of Legos too?

by Anonymousreply 20303/01/2012

On the set of Downton Abbey, Maggie Smith will often say "Meh." because she knows how much it annoys Elizabeth McGovern.

by Anonymousreply 20403/01/2012

James Van Der Beek has memorized Sleepless in Seattle word for word. He used to fall asleep at night watching the movie as well as reading the script while shooting Dawsons Creek.

by Anonymousreply 20503/08/2012

Cher still has the lucky penny her best friend gave her in sixth grade. She keeps it in her left shoe during concerts.

by Anonymousreply 20603/08/2012

Josh Duhamel's penis is chronically chafed and he carries around neosporin that he applies after urinating.

by Anonymousreply 20703/08/2012

Irene Cara has a hangnail--but she's going to tough it out and just put a bandage on it until she can find time to remove it.

by Anonymousreply 20803/08/2012

Juliane Moore, seriously

by Anonymousreply 20903/08/2012

A mix-up at the laundry resulted in Jon Hamm wearing two different black socks this veening. You can only tell if you look closely that they're a mismatched set. . .but they are indeed mismatched. Oh, the scandal!

by Anonymousreply 21003/08/2012

Jon Hamm is not a fan of veening.

by Anonymousreply 21103/08/2012

Taylor Lautner deletes his browsing history.

by Anonymousreply 21203/09/2012

r207 - from chronic masturbation or what?

by Anonymousreply 21303/09/2012

Meryl Streep was once in such a hurry that she pushed the button to close the elevator doors right away when in that very moment Glenn Close arrived and tried to get on the same elevator, but the doors slammed shut right in front of her.

Now you know.

by Anonymousreply 21403/09/2012

A cricket fell down in Joss Whedon's yard.

by Anonymousreply 21503/09/2012

Brad Pitt was just chilling out, clicking around on Wikipedia one day when he got to the architecture page...the rest is history.

by Anonymousreply 21603/10/2012

James Franco feels superior to Celine Dion, but he struggles to understand why.

by Anonymousreply 21703/11/2012

David Letterman cheats at cribbage

by Anonymousreply 21803/19/2012

Melissa Sue Anderson gave Victor French a blowjob.

by Anonymousreply 21903/20/2012

Angie Jolie and Brad Pitt refer to themselves in the third person when talking to their children and staff.

by Anonymousreply 22003/20/2012

Julia Roberts is the proud owner of a complete set of "Funk and Wagner" encyclopedias.

by Anonymousreply 22103/20/2012

The "cast" of the Jersey Shore has, collectively, read 3 books. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 22203/20/2012

When Chuck Connors' cat climbed on the bed before dawn, the star would laugh and give her a kiss.

by Anonymousreply 22303/20/2012

Ryan Phillipe hates when he can't find a pencil sharpener.

by Anonymousreply 22403/20/2012

Julia has issues with what R221 posted.

by Anonymousreply 22503/20/2012

Reese Witherspoon took all the mechanical pencils when she left Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 22603/20/2012

Gwyneth Palthrow's favorite pastime is popping zits off Chris Martin's back.

by Anonymousreply 22703/20/2012

The late Roddy McDowall kept his salad forks in a separate kitchen drawer from his regular forks, just so no one would ever mix them up.

On a similar note, the original cause of the distance between William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy was that Nimoy kept four separate sets of plates and silverware (the regular "meat" and "dairy" sets, of course, plus a separate Passover set for each) and Shatner said that was "silly". It took Nimoy years to forgive him.

Vanessa Hudgens subscribes to The New York Times because she LOVES doing the Duo-Crostic puzzles in the Sunday edition. When the 2nd puzzle on a Sunday is a Diagramless rather than a Duo-Crostic, she sulks until at least Tuesday.

Every summer, Quentin Tarantino has to fight off his addiction to the "Big Brother" 24/7 Live Feeds. During the filming of "Inglourious Basterds", he drove Brad Pitt batshit by constantly spoiling the results of the Veto Competitions (and the endurance HoHs) rather than waiting until the aired episode to discuss it.

by Anonymousreply 22803/20/2012

Kieran Culkin dumped Emma Stone because whenever they would go out together, she would insist on driving around until they found a parking meter with time on it.

It's not that he felt she was being cheap or wasting time; Kieran considers that to be a form of stealing and eventually, he just couldn't take it any more.

by Anonymousreply 22903/20/2012

Christopher Guest punches a pregnant woman whenever someone asks him if Jamie Lee Curtis has a bigger dick than him.

by Anonymousreply 23003/20/2012

Ice-T's day is not complete until he motorboats his wife's huge tits.

by Anonymousreply 23103/20/2012

Someone tripped on the sidewalk outside of a D-lister's house. Also, the house needs to be repainted.

by Anonymousreply 23203/20/2012

R228, I am so sick of that old lie being told over and over again that I have F&Fd you and beg others to do the same. This shit has gone on long enough, and the fact that you chose the 74th anniversary month of the release of his "Yellow Sands" to deliver your poison post leads me to think it is no accident that you just had to defile the memory of this great man for reasons known only to your and your vicious cabal.

Everyone knows it was Sal Mineo who started that rumor, for reasons I shall not share, except to say that Mineo demanded an impossibility, became rude, Roddy whipped him out of the house with just enough length of the object in question to drive Mineo into a fury, and the rumor was born. The truth of Mineo's death will some day be told, but not by me.

So I shall once again set the record straight. As his friends know, and as one of them told a good friend of mine, Roddy never kept salad forks in his kitchen cabinets. He fully adopted the L.A. tradition that everyday ware required no stainless steel salad forks, and always used a separate dinner-sized fork when serving salads at casual dinners. Roddy was not pretentious, and he thought steel salad forks were vulgar, which they still are. Crab forks, dessert forks, fondue forks, even ice cream forks are fine in whatever medium. Stainless steel salad forks are an affectation, and stainless steel is what one keeps in one's kitchen cabinets.

He kept his salad forks - from his 1882 German Zaftigger-Holtseiner set, his 1926 Picadilly Whimsy set, and his French Dulle-Moderne set - where they belonged. Tucked and sealed securely in his silver safe. His famous Charles II silver service of course had no salad forks, since they were not invented yet, but I'm sure R228 would have you believe that our beloved Roddy was picking his teeth with a Louis III salad fork plucked from the shelf next to the garbage disposal.

These threads make me so mad!!!!

by Anonymousreply 23303/20/2012

Oprah goes to the bathroom standing in the shower because she hates the way her hip-hams feel on the cold floor when they flop down there on either side of the commode when she sits down. She has tried carpet, but she kept getting rug rash on her overhangs. She also has tried a heated floor, but the smell just made her hungry.

Gayle suggested hiring 2-4 large women to prop up her hefty saddlebags when had to use the ladies', but Oprah is a very private person. So she just dukes and spritzes in the shower and if anything if left when she gets out it's just part of the maid's job. But I've heard the Korean girl who comes in to do her pedicures is bitching up a storm over what she is having to dig out of those nails.

by Anonymousreply 23403/20/2012

Jennifer Aniston does not like turkey sandwiches, but no one will ever know that.

by Anonymousreply 23503/20/2012

Karl Rove keeps children in cages. He eats them when they are fat enough but some of them realize he can't see very well. He ask them to stick out their finger so he can see how fat they are getting...the wise ones, stick out a chicken bone.

by Anonymousreply 23603/20/2012

Kristen Chenowith loves old fashioned playgrounds. The teeter totter, horse swings AND the baby swings are her favorite playground equipment. If she hops onto one of the baby swings and she's alone, she'll ask whoever is close by to "swing me"

She also enjoys playing tag on the monkey bars with the other kids. Naturally, she loves climbing up and sliding down metal sliding boards too as long as they aren't too hot from the sun or if they don't have any muddy skid marks on them.

by Anonymousreply 23703/20/2012

Jim Carey bites his toenails.

by Anonymousreply 23803/21/2012

JENNIFER Lopez changes her panty's every Saturday whether she needs to or not

by Anonymousreply 23903/21/2012

Paula Abdul wears Depends.

by Anonymousreply 24003/21/2012

Nippy was nappy before she took her bubble-sap nappy in the crappy after her nippy, when her ticky went flippy.

by Anonymousreply 24103/23/2012

Here's some gossip about lots of people from various first hand accounts, most of it is mundane but the Josh Brolin stuff confirms other things we've heard:

by Anonymousreply 24204/07/2012

Ssshhh. Oprah doesn't like red meat. Keep it quiet.

by Anonymousreply 24304/07/2012

When there is no choice, Academy Award nominated actress Jessica Chastain will take a Tylenol for a headache, but she prefers Advil.

by Anonymousreply 24404/07/2012

Catherine Zeta Jones had a love/hate relationship with bread. She knows it's bad for her figure but sometimes makes herself cheese and pickle tiger cobs when Michael and kids are out of the house.

by Anonymousreply 24504/07/2012

Meryl Streep watched The Godfather Part II on DVD. She cried when Fredo was killed.

by Anonymousreply 24604/07/2012


Bern'Nadette Stanis has a secret addiction that even her "Good Times" costars don't know about: stationery! "I know it's silly," explains the statuesque beauty, "but every time I see a package of pretty note cards I have to buy it! I probably have a hundred of them! Who can use that many note cards? I end up giving them out as Christmas gifts, and yet I just can't stop!"

Songbird Toni Tennille has a confession. "I can't stand asparagus," she says. "And it's Daryl's favorite vegetable! I buy and cook it for him, but can only eat a small portion myself."

She's known for her red glasses, but good luck catching Sally Jessy Raphael wearing them off camera! "I prefer contact lenses," the bubbly talk show host exclaims, "but the red glasses have become my signature. Still, if I go out to a restaurant, I never wear them. People just don't seem to recognize me without my red 'specs' and I get to eat a meal in peace!"

by Anonymousreply 24704/07/2012

Mr. Ed is still alive and living in Jim Nabors back yard. He can no longer have sugar cubes however because he has the diabetes.

by Anonymousreply 24804/07/2012

Aaron Sorkin thinks the original Lincoln-Douglas debates would have made good television.

Susan Lucci puts fresh fruit in her Activa so she gets her daily recommended amount.

Terri Hatcher sometimes crank calls Nicolette Sheridan at 3 in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 24904/07/2012

Lisa Rinna has to wear Depends.

Sally Fields spends 12,000 smackeroos annually on manicures. Earlier in the week she was spotted outside of Chieko, a posh nail salon in Simi Valley sporting medium length talons with beach balls painted on each one. She was overheard to have commented, " I'm feeling Gidgety this week."

Laurence Fishburne enjoys grocery shopping but tends to absentmindedly overstock his home with laundry detergent, sugar, and trash bags.

by Anonymousreply 25004/07/2012

Wally Cox was exhumed recently by court order to retrieve a ring Peter Marshall said he failed to return to him.

by Anonymousreply 25104/07/2012

Rupert Everett once had to flush a hotel toilet twice to dispose of a condom.

by Anonymousreply 25204/07/2012

Madonna eats her own scabs when no one is looking. It's some Kabbalah superstition which she believes will make her age slower. And she makes Lourdes eat out of a dog dish when they are at home.

by Anonymousreply 25304/07/2012

oh r253. Wow.

Get help. Big fat FAIL. Not funny.

At all.

by Anonymousreply 25404/07/2012

Funnygal/[italic]Celebrity Apprentice[/italic] taskmistress Lisa Lampanelli, a former copyeditor, was recently heard to express mild disgruntlement that for the 16th edition of [italic]The Chicago Manual of Style,[/italic] the second element of a hyphenated compound in a title or headline is now capitalized.

by Anonymousreply 25504/07/2012


"Gimme a Break!" cutie Lauri Hendler is known for being a brainy gal in real life - but don't tell that to Lauri! "It seems like I'm always doing something silly," Lauri confided to a pal recently. "Last night I was making spaghetti sauce and I reached for the green can of parmesan cheese... only to find too late I had just topped my delicious spaghetti with Comet cleanser!" Oh, Lauri!

"Dynasty" beauty Kathleen Beller has an unusual collection: hippos! Yes, the curly-haired beauty has hippopotamus statues of all descriptions all over her house. "It started as a joke between me and an old boyfriend," Kathleen confided to a pal recently. "But now everyone knows - and I get new hippos for every birthday and Christmas!" Oh, Kathleen!

Beloved game show host Wink Martindale is known for being tidy - maybe a bit too tidy! "I was at the bank," Wink confided to a pal recently, "and the teller gave me some old $10 bills. I just couldn't help myself... I asked her if she had any new $10 bills, because I'd just gotten a new wallet and didn't want to put worn-out old currency in it!" Oh, Wink!

by Anonymousreply 25604/07/2012

I have it on good authority that Angelina proposed to Brad. She hid the ring in a Carls Jr burger. They were all sitting in the living room watching tv and eating dinner when Brad bit into the burger and well, almost broke a tooth. Brad had a look of fear on his face but the kids were jumping and screaming with excitement so he said 'yes'.

by Anonymousreply 25704/14/2012

I heard that Alicia Silverstone feeds baby by regurgitating into his mouth.

by Anonymousreply 25804/15/2012

Tony Orlando never farts.

by Anonymousreply 25904/15/2012

Anna Romney is a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 26004/16/2012

Star Jones gets moist everytime she passes a Jack in the Box.

by Anonymousreply 26106/14/2012


by Anonymousreply 26207/09/2012

Willem Dafoe skims TMZ's homepage every morning.

by Anonymousreply 26307/09/2012

Martin Lawrence can be overheard in conversation with a PA insisting that the script's poop jokes "need to be more tasteful" and to "get that done for me now."

by Anonymousreply 26407/09/2012

So Taylor is fucking Lily Collins and Patrick is pounding Ashley Stewart. I don't see where the gay angle comes in.

by Anonymousreply 26507/09/2012

If it's gossip nobody knows. . .

by Anonymousreply 26607/09/2012

Mark Ruffalo gets really annoyed when people mistake him for Vincent D'Onofrio.

by Anonymousreply 26707/09/2012

Michelle Williams cuts the corn kernels off her cob so they don't get stuck in her teeth.

by Anonymousreply 26807/09/2012

Betty White is occasionally constipated. And every so often her toilet paper fails her, resulting in her nickname "shit fingers."

by Anonymousreply 26907/09/2012

Nancy Reagan finds it sadly ironic,now that's she's toothless,that nobody wants a blowjob.

by Anonymousreply 27007/09/2012

[quote]If it's gossip nobody knows. . .

You think anybody comes to DL anymore? The title stays!

by Anonymousreply 27107/09/2012

Nic Cage is plotting a comeback.

by Anonymousreply 27207/09/2012

Jamie Dean dresses like his mom and trolls for old men at airport bars.

by Anonymousreply 27307/10/2012

Shamu is uncut.

by Anonymousreply 27407/10/2012

The MGM Lion is a total top.

by Anonymousreply 27507/10/2012

Marge Simpson dyes her hair.

by Anonymousreply 27607/10/2012

Nancy and Ronnie Reagan would do a "69 Rim" job on each other's asses

by Anonymousreply 27707/11/2012

Lupe Velez purportedly claimed that Gary Cooper “has the biggest organ in Hollywood but not the ass to push it in well.”

Cooper started an affair with Velez and soon wanted to marry her, but Cooper’s mom (recall, she was right there in L.A.) thought her too “vulgar” and “tasteless.” We might attribute her verdict to good ol’ fashioned racism, but Lupe was a bit of a hot mess. Or at least that’s how the press chose to portray her, most likely in keeping with her onscreen image as a fiery Latina. She loved acting “low-class,” and threw parties with cock fights and “stag films,” a.k.a. thinly veiled porn. She got in fights, especially over men, and was prone to extreme jealousy. To wit: angry over Cooper’s close friendship with Anderson Lawler, known, in the time’s parlance, as a “swisher,” or flamboyant homosexual, Velez supposedly “unzipped Cooper’s fly at a social gathering and started sniffing his crotch, claiming to smell Lawler’s cologne.”

by Anonymousreply 27804/23/2013

Sometimes, when walking down the stairs, Linda Evans likes to re-create her famous “pause-look-at-the-camera-sigh” from the opening credits of [italic]Dynasty[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 27904/23/2013

I wish nude photos of Gary Cooper would turn up one day. By all accounts, he was extremely well hung.

by Anonymousreply 28004/23/2013

Tom Wopat always takes early flights, jokes with the curbside check-in attendants that he's still sleepy, and tips 50¢ per bag.

Then he beelines for a mensroom, drops trou' in a stall, writes something nasty on a square of tissue, drops it on the floor, and waits.

by Anonymousreply 28104/23/2013

If anybody takes the bait, TW will move around to the adjacent stall and suck it while humming the opening bars of "Dixie" through his nose.

by Anonymousreply 28204/23/2013

Joe Manganiello drinks red Gatorade at the gym.

Anne Hathaway is an extreme couponer.

by Anonymousreply 28304/23/2013

Revival bump

by Anonymousreply 28410/06/2014

John Travolta is buying a WeHo gym that was once a gay bath house.

by Anonymousreply 28510/08/2014

Sarah Silverman is a heroin addict.

by Anonymousreply 28610/08/2014

Jessica Lange's irritability goes up and down even more now that she is in a Baby Jane lady lover relationship with Sarah Paulson. Although the too often laugh for press, their primary habits are fighting and drinking.

by Anonymousreply 28710/08/2014

Mira Sorvino has a drawer full of all her old notebooks from school. She knows it's weird but can't bear to part with them.

by Anonymousreply 28810/08/2014

Phoebe Cates left her iPhone in a cab the other day.

by Anonymousreply 28910/08/2014

Lily Tomlin got up and had a thought but by the end of the hall, it was gone.

by Anonymousreply 29010/08/2014

John Travolta plans to add a second steam room to the WeHo gym he's buying.

by Anonymousreply 29110/09/2014

Academy award winner Lee Grant has kept a steady supply of Brach's Kentucky mints in a cut glass candy dish with a pointy lid purchased in 1965 on her coffee table as a remembrance of the day she was offered In the Heat of the Night.

Fannie Flagg always carries a glow in the dark Frisbee in her purse. She claims a game of frisbee is fantastic for the mind, body, and spirit and prefers to play on slightly hilly meadows with her standard poodles or fellow enthusiasts Jamie Farr and Jill St. John. She chuckled and said, "We like to show off and see who can do the most hand behind our back catches."

by Anonymousreply 29210/09/2014


by Anonymousreply 29310/09/2014

Leonardo DiCaprio has been in a romantic relationship with rapper Q-Tip for many years. Only problem is that Q-Tip and Leo's trusted bodyguard Reza absolutely hate each other. They even got into a fist fight earlier this year at an awards show after party and abruptly left because of it.

by Anonymousreply 29410/09/2014

These all sound like they were written by the same witless person who doesn't understand and can't write comedy.

by Anonymousreply 29510/09/2014

Karen Black often ate Count Chockula for dinner.

by Anonymousreply 29610/09/2014

Wait a minute...I thought Leo had been fucking Lukas Haas for years. Someone needs to make up their mind.

Fuck off, R295.

by Anonymousreply 29710/09/2014

Zac Efron's bff is getting him several sets of nipple suction cups for his birthday next week.

by Anonymousreply 29810/10/2014

Steve Jobs is haunting his first baby mama, and is disturbing her roommates.

by Anonymousreply 29910/10/2014

Joe Jonas came out to his father. It didn't go well.

by Anonymousreply 30010/10/2014

Michael Learned will occasionally smoke a bowl and then binge-watch old episodes of "White Shadow" while munching on ranch Corn Nuts.

by Anonymousreply 30110/10/2014

What's the story on Dean Cain renting a cabin in the San Gabriel Mountains with Tony Danza?

by Anonymousreply 30210/11/2014

Cheyenne Jackson prefers an open relationship.

by Anonymousreply 30310/12/2014

Elle Fanning pokes holes in big sister Dakota's pool floats with tiny sewing needles. She's done this for years and no one's discovered her involvement.

by Anonymousreply 30410/12/2014

I don't think Jennifer Garner and Ben Afflick have a stable marriage but she continues to have child after child, in the hope that he will stay with her. Is she another Kelly Preston?

by Anonymousreply 30510/12/2014

What exactly do we know about Dean Cain...he was married with children at one time.

by Anonymousreply 30610/12/2014

Tyne Daly has been addicted to Afrin nasal spray since 1980.

by Anonymousreply 30710/12/2014

Joaquin Phoenix mows his lawn in a crisscross pattern every three days whether it needs mowing or not.

by Anonymousreply 30810/12/2014

Janet Jackson likes to secretly eat Ding-Dongs under her burka. She did not realize the extent of marrying into the Arab world and the role of the woman.

by Anonymousreply 30910/12/2014

Ronald Coleman likes to disinfect his toenail clippers in an autoclave.

by Anonymousreply 31010/12/2014

At more than one industry party in the Hollywood Hills, avid farter Shirley MacLaine has been known to hold entire rooms captive while she farts out "America' from West Side Story.

by Anonymousreply 31110/12/2014

[R311] And that's why George Chakiris never had a chance at an A-list career.

"Free to wait tables and shine shoes" became Shirley's catchphrase.

by Anonymousreply 31210/12/2014

Didn't Shirley slap around Sasha? She has crazy diva dancer anger. Richard Gere likes to wear comfortable lacy bras at night and do macrame while watching Murder She Wrote reruns.

by Anonymousreply 31310/12/2014

Don't mention Joe Simpson to Nick Lachey. He doesn't like to remember the night his father-in-law gave him too much alcohol in some fruity drinks.

by Anonymousreply 31410/14/2014

I've never seen any Murder She Wrote reruns...I call bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 31510/14/2014

Franklin Pangborn's neighbor's son's best friend's brother-in-law's co-worker's sister's boyfriend's high-school wrestling partner's father's aunt's lawn guy's mother's favorite bank teller's au pair once walked into a 7-11 and they were out of Coke Slurpees.

by Anonymousreply 31610/28/2014

Sissy Spacek enjoys tucking whoopee cushions under unsuspecting peoples seats.

Just the sight of a thimble sized souffle cup portion of coleslaw will send Rosanne actress Lecy Goranson into a traumatic panic attack.

Howie Mandel has a beef jerky room in his home. He claims the smell keeps him calm and clearheaded.

Marsha Mason, Mia Farrow, Sharon Stone, and Seth Green don disguises to attend the Kentucky Derby every year.

by Anonymousreply 31712/08/2014

Angelina Jolie thinks euthanasia is the Peace Corp

by Anonymousreply 31812/09/2014
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