Eddie Cibrian: Shirtless and Glistening in Sexy New Ads!

That hunk of Cuban man is wasting his time with that skank, LeAnn Rimes.

Check your tires, Eddie!

Here's the website:

Ugh. He has total Cro-Magnon Tardface.

Cibrian's former wife, Brandi Glanvile, is a friggin piece of work. She's every despicable quality of those Beverly Hills Housewives all rolled into one person.

Bump

He's so greasy you'd both slide out of bed.

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No wonder Brandi can't let go.

Wow...what a way to end the year!

Every time I see him I think about him in those cut off jean shorts in "But I'm a Cheerleader"

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Even though she hates him, Brandi gave him a 9 out of 10 in bed on Watch What Happens Live.

True, R1, but not for long. Enjoy their divorce in 2014, it's a done deal.

He's pretty

Wanna bet IF he gets a div from Leann (which I don't believe he will) he goes back to Brandi

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He is handsome, good looking, but his acting career is dreadful, bad and short lived series, except 3rd Watch, he is better known for his looks than work.

he needs to hit the gym and get that body in check...it isn't like it was ten years ago.

family and married life does make it harder to keep things in check.

Really aging badly. 50 will be a horror show for him.

Threads of this kind are never complete without catty comments!

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Already here and slinging mud, R28.

Do you have a problem with that?

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He's gorgeous, but I can't stand him in a personal way. Now, this is HOT....

What the hell is that at r31?

Eddie YES.

I used to be hot for Justin, but thr pic at 31 is a cold shower after seeing EDDIE.

I'd pay a mint just to get a whiff of it...

Thanks Mia!~ You always remember your boys at DL.

He was superbly displayed in gray boxer briefs in that (what else?) short lived TV show about aliens. The man is fine.

Sorry R31, but Justin Theroux ain't got nuttin' comin' in the looks dept. when compared to Mr. Cibrian.

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[quote]He was superbly displayed in gray boxer briefs in that (what else?) short lived TV show about aliens.

Eddie's bulge in boxer-briefs from "Invasion"

Eddie in white boxer-briefs in the precum-inducing scene from "Living Out Loud"...

His eyes are WAY too far apart...makes him look reptilian and trashy and I should know...I am only one generation removed from southern white trash myself.

I'll never understand why hypertelorism is considered an attractive trait.

LeAnn's got that lizardy,wall-eyed thang goin' on too...it MUST be true love!

[quote]I'll never understand why hypertelorism is considered an attractive trait.

Hypertelorism? Eddie? You're clearly reaching.

Oh, let's be more pretentious!

The dimples that were cute and increasingly creepy. Downward trajectory

R42.

Reaching? Not really.

Technically, hypertelorism is considered having an eye spacing more than one eye length apart..which Eddie clearly does. Of course, he doesn't look anomalous or syndromal.

The ideal distance between eyes is equal to the length of one eye..and I happen to prefer that look.

in this pic from R22, he hardly looks like he has hypertelorism.

What do you think he sees in Leann?

R46.

That particular pic isn't doing your argument any favors.

R47.

I'll give you 20 million guesses what he sees in her.

His career is going nowhere.

At least I'm still employed on a soap.

This, R47:

Cibrian is just a more attractive version of Dean McDermott - a loser leaching off a rich woman.

Damn he is filling out those jeans nicely r34. Dat ass!

R47, after that total fucking CUNT Brandi, LeAnn probably seemed like the sanest, most-down-to-Earth woman in the world.

Whatever LeAnn may be, he definitely traded up. Waaaay up.

[quote]That particular pic isn't doing your argument any favors

It actually completely proves my point.

He and Antonio Sabato, Jr. need to play lovers in something. Two eternally C/D list aging hotties known more for their looks than (acting) talent.

I know ASJ has done a couple of gay roles, but has Eddie?

[quote]I know ASJ has done a couple of gay roles, but has Eddie?

See R16/R17. He played an ambiguously gay character in the camp classic "...But I'm A Cheerleader". He and RuPaul's character (RuPaul out of drag) had a little flirty thing going on with each other in the film.

God, Of course he was. Why are gay me so stupid?

Damn cold meds.

The guy was the best reason for seeing "Best Man Holiday".

He needs to ditch all the mentally ill women he dates and date a guy!

the women probably pay him better.

According to women who knew him in college, he ends up cheating on every woman he is with.

If you had a look like his, and a cock like his, you would have women all over you. It must be impossible to be "faithful" when you have so much opportunity to hook up with so many partners.

What does he do for a living?

The older son looks a lot like Brandi - in an unfortunate way.

Brandi's not really pretty - she's just skinny.

is he advertising for alizé or hypnotique? or some other super klassy liquor?

[quote]If you had a look like his, and a cock like his, you would have women all over you.

How do you know his cock is so great? Have you seen it? All we can see in the photos is an outline. It's not as if we know it's porn star size.

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R28, sometimes opinions do reflect the sort of issues that trouble your mind.

The only guy apart from my beautiful boyfriend to turn me on.

If he's of Cuban descent, might he be uncut?

Tell us about your boyfriend, R70. I am curious why you aren't generally interested in other men, and why you make an exception for Eddie (granted he's very hot, but why him specifically?)

R71, like most guys born in the US in the 1970's, including Hispanics, he is CUT.

R73, You are probably wrong. Cubans are uncut.

Cibrian is one of the very, very few hot actors whose sexuality is not a matter of discussion here.

Very true, R75. No one is claiming he's "gay".

Just WISHING he was gay...

[quote]Cibrian is one of the very, very few hot actors whose sexuality is not a matter of discussion here.

His sexuality is discussed all the time. What's not discussed is his sexual orientation.

My boyfriend is half black half Cuban R72, he looks a bit like Eddie.

I heard he has the AIDS.

Eddie is one of those 'drop-dead gorgeous' homosexuals who also fuck fish(for money,it seems in this case)!

Are thre nude photos of Eddie? Usually a lack of pinga photos indicates that tinymeat may be present.

Discuss!

he doesn't seem like someone with Aids R80, your hatred is stupid, you don't even know the guy.

r81, what proof do offer? Nothing seems to fit your thought.

Hot man.

bump

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He's getting out of shape and looks silly in the skirt-length shorts.

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It's so nice to see when an interracial marriage works so well.

Oh, come on, girls! How many of you look this good?

How many of you his age look anywhere near this good?

Be honest, how many of you EVER had his bbody at any age?

She is one lucky, adulterous bitch.

I have no idea if he is a moron or a saint but this is one gorgeous man. Any guy here who thinks they look as good at 40 is delusional. He has such symmetrical features that he will be gorgeous at 60.

I don't care wether he has a six pack or a pooch,that man is sexy as hell.Period.

His six-pack is long gone. Isn't that one of the main reasons he got acting jobs?

How did Leann get him?

OMG! He's FAAATTT!!!

I wish I looked that hideous.

Not one shot of his giant ass, which is surely even bigger with the extra weight, what a waste!

He is so so fake

Getting plump

Getting back in shape actually.

Eddie has perfect waist to hips symmetry, which means his body will continue to look great so long as he doesn't put on too much weight.

Man, LeAnn's funbags are down to just her implants at this point.