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Jill learns about Periods!

A DL classic. Jill is a Downs Syndrome child living with a creepy family obsessed with periods. Where is Family Services when you need them?

by A Child is Waitingreply 18706/25/2015

Calling Aunt Flo!

by A Child is Waitingreply 102/02/2012

I'm having my period now.

by A Child is Waitingreply 302/02/2012

SISSY'S PIZZA BREAD!!!!!! lol

by A Child is Waitingreply 402/02/2012

OP, this isn't a DL classic, this is a classic everywhere PERIOD!

by A Child is Waitingreply 502/02/2012

I think the older sister is having a miscarriage instead of a period.

Jill's just workin' that Lacoste dress.

by A Child is Waitingreply 702/02/2012

As an educational film for people with Down Syndrome, it's to the point, simple, repetitive and effective.

But as an artifact of educational films, it's a gas.

by A Child is Waitingreply 902/02/2012

Would love to hear someone do a song mix featuring the video.

by A Child is Waitingreply 1002/02/2012

OMG, I was not prepared for the close-up of the used pad. I wonder how much they paid that poor actress to do that scene.

by A Child is Waitingreply 1102/02/2012

Is this what one would call a "period piece"?

by A Child is Waitingreply 1202/02/2012

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Jill's mom seems like she'd be a hell of a lot of fun. I bet on the weekends they throw back cocktails and laugh at Sissy hemorrhaging all over the furniture.

by A Child is Waitingreply 1302/02/2012

I'm smack in the middle of my period. It really IS a curse!

by A Child is Waitingreply 1402/02/2012

Hmmmm...the opening between my legs stink!

by A Child is Waitingreply 1502/02/2012

I'm scared!

by A Child is Waitingreply 1602/02/2012

Has Daniel Tosh ever featured this video on his show?

by A Child is Waitingreply 1702/02/2012

If you go to about 2:50, the close-ups of Jill make it obvious that the producers had to keep telling Jill what to say, and she couldn't get her lines right.

"I'm having my period now."

by A Child is Waitingreply 1802/02/2012

OMG! You stick them to your panties?? I always thought you stuck them over "the opening between your legs", like a bandaid.

by A Child is Waitingreply 1902/02/2012

I've never seen this. I gasped when I saw the bloody pad.

by A Child is Waitingreply 2002/03/2012

My brother is mentally challenged so I can't help but find Jill a little endearing. Even if she is talking about her period. :-)

by A Child is Waitingreply 2102/03/2012

I kept waiting for Jill to ask her father if he ever had a period and have the father respond "Hell NO! Where do you think it would come out, my DICK?"

by A Child is Waitingreply 2202/03/2012

I can't stop laughing about the term "an opening between my legs".

And yes, great point, r6, that "vagina" was considered too graphic, but showing the sister extracting and displaying a blood-soaked pad was not.

by A Child is Waitingreply 2302/03/2012

Is the father so intent on quizzing Jill about what she does with the used pad because he's the one who has to fix the plumbing every time one of Susie's bitch friends comes over and tries to flush one?

by A Child is Waitingreply 2402/03/2012

That pad looked like a hot dog bun with ketchup.

by A Child is Waitingreply 2502/03/2012

To Jill's horror, all she wanted to know about was punctuation.

by A Child is Waitingreply 2602/03/2012

Is it just me, or does the first 10 seconds of the YouTube video seem like it's what the *kisses doll* girl would look like?

by A Child is Waitingreply 2702/03/2012

Jill just wanted to be a pretty girl.

by A Child is Waitingreply 2802/03/2012

GODDAMMIT JILL!

How many times do we have to tell you! Blood comes out of my body from an opening between my FUCKING LEGS!!

by A Child is Waitingreply 2902/03/2012

R21 - I find this video hysterical but agree with you, Jill seems so sweet, and innocent and she melts my cold gay heart when she smiles at her dad while asking him about periods.

Sorry about your bro. Hope he's doing great though. Sounds like he's got good sibling. :-)

by A Child is Waitingreply 3002/03/2012

I don't think they avoided "vagina" because it was too graphic, I figured they said "opening between the legs" because it was easier for a kid with DS to comprehend.

by A Child is Waitingreply 3102/03/2012

With that mouth I can't wait to see the Jill Learns How To Suck Cock video.

by A Child is Waitingreply 3202/03/2012

ALL WOMAN HAVE PERIODS GODAMMITTTTT JILL!!!!!

by A Child is Waitingreply 3302/03/2012

Part two has Jill asking random women on the street if they have periods and ends with her being picked up by the police.

by A Child is Waitingreply 3402/03/2012

How did John Waters not find Jill's mom for his movies? She and Mink Stole as lesbians on the run would've rocked!

by A Child is Waitingreply 3502/03/2012

I like Jill.

by A Child is Waitingreply 3602/03/2012

Time for juice Joey!

by A Child is Waitingreply 3702/03/2012

Jill, call me!

by A Child is Waitingreply 3902/03/2012

I'm imagining a (straight) porn where they use the terminology of Jill's family.

"Mmmm, you're making an opening between my legs so wet!"

"Oh baby, I love eating out an opening between your legs!"

by A Child is Waitingreply 4002/03/2012

PLUG IT UP!

by A Child is Waitingreply 4102/03/2012

A new play: "The Opening Between My Legs Diaries"

by A Child is Waitingreply 4202/03/2012

Since the movie is so intent on showing that daddies love talking about periods too, they really should have had the father accompany them into the bathroom so he too could see Susie's bloodied pad and complement her on the health of her menstrual secretions.

by A Child is Waitingreply 4302/03/2012

I love the sequel where Jill asks "What's an abortion?" and Susie tells her, "All women have abortions, Jill. It's when a doctor inserts a vacuum into an opening between my legs. I'm on my way to get an abortion now, come on!"

by A Child is Waitingreply 4402/03/2012

Susie has had many abortions, no doubt. Susie is a slut!

by A Child is Waitingreply 4502/03/2012

That doll is gonna end up in her cooter, I can tell!

by A Child is Waitingreply 4602/03/2012

I can't wait until part #3 when Daddy tells Jill about his colonoscopy!

by A Child is Waitingreply 4702/03/2012

Jill: mommy, what's an abortion?

Mom: what I shoulda had instead of you! Now freshen up my highball, doll!

by A Child is Waitingreply 4802/03/2012

Don't forget this classic! Ricky gets caught choking the chicken by his Stepford mom!

by A Child is Waitingreply 4902/03/2012

WOW, thank you for that, r49! I am LMFAO at that video and the comments.

by A Child is Waitingreply 5002/03/2012

Apparently Cristina Aguilera never learned how to calculate every 28 days.

by A Child is Waitingreply 5102/03/2012

Jill, my lord, that's noy a feminine hygiene pad it's as big as a mattress pad!!!

by A Child is Waitingreply 5202/03/2012

Daddy, can I have a weiner?

by A Child is Waitingreply 5302/03/2012

I (a male) always assumed the blood dripped out of the vagina to form a sort of spot or blot on the pad.

But Susie's is smeared over the entire area of the pad as if someone was spreading jelly on bread with a knife!

Is that really how it looks? Or does Susie just have an abnormally gaping vaginal opening?

by A Child is Waitingreply 5402/03/2012

"Blue... White Blue ... White"

Well that explains where all my dishwasher soap tabs have been disappearing.

by A Child is Waitingreply 5502/03/2012

Jesus ... Jill must have gotten her feminine hygiene from her hockey coach...

"Now Jill, after 3 periods you may remove your pads and take a shower"

by A Child is Waitingreply 5602/03/2012

"Blood from inside my body comes outside from an opening between my legs."

by A Child is Waitingreply 5702/03/2012

I never knew that Umpy was a child actress.

by A Child is Waitingreply 5802/03/2012

"I'm sorry I intruded on your privacy". That's one polite lady!

by A Child is Waitingreply 6002/03/2012

OMFG! How much did they have to pay that poor man?

by A Child is Waitingreply 6102/03/2012

LOL, R58!

by A Child is Waitingreply 6202/03/2012

"I (a male) always assumed the blood dripped out of the vagina to form a sort of spot or blot on the pad.

But Susie's is smeared over the entire area of the pad as if someone was spreading jelly on bread with a knife!

Is that really how it looks? Or does Susie just have an abnormally gaping vaginal opening?"

That is pretty much really how it looks if it's a heavy flow day. The more frequently you change them, the more "spot" like it would be.

by A Child is Waitingreply 6302/03/2012

wait until she discovers alcohol induced shitting at 4am... it will blow her fucking mind!!

by A Child is Waitingreply 6402/03/2012

Come, R63. Sit on my lap and I'll explain it to you:

You see, there isn't just one way that blood comes from between a woman's legs. Some women have heavy flows others have light flows. It can also depend on the day in the cycle.

by A Child is Waitingreply 6502/03/2012

Seeing that video again brings one thought to mind... there's a Broadway musical just waiting to happen.

by A Child is Waitingreply 6602/03/2012

So the flow isn't blue, like in commercials?

I once went to visit someone in a large group home for the developmentally disabled, and in every room of the building they'd posted large signs reading, "Ladies, please do not leave your used sanitary napkins lying around."

by A Child is Waitingreply 6702/03/2012

Damn, I am too afraid to click on the link. I think I would probably pass the fuck out.

by A Child is Waitingreply 6802/03/2012

just watched the footage... jesus..

*wipes a silent tear* those were the days of the matress thickness sanipad that chaffed the inner thigh every month.

i look back fondly on their demise and thank god for allways with wings, the dri weave top sheet and thickness of a credit card.

btw.. i bet if they had left it on the side jill would have munched it away... it looked like a toasted jam snadwich...

by A Child is Waitingreply 6902/03/2012

"Adding comments has been disabled for this video."

LOL

by A Child is Waitingreply 7002/03/2012

And then came the mongoloid.

by A Child is Waitingreply 7102/03/2012

Finally! I love you R71. Now pop down to the Korean for me?

by A Child is Waitingreply 7202/03/2012

Jill and Ricky should have done a family exchange for a day.

Ricky's Stepford mom could teach Jill how good it feels to touch an opening between her legs, and Susie would let Ricky masturbate while watching her change her bloody pad.

by A Child is Waitingreply 7302/03/2012

A classic from the Frantics

by A Child is Waitingreply 7402/04/2012

Next Suzie can teach Jill how to train the dog to lick that opening between her legs!

by A Child is Waitingreply 7502/04/2012

"Seeing that video again brings one thought to mind... there's a Broadway musical just waiting to happen."

ONE... Singular menstruation, every little month she makes!

ONE... Mental retardation, each scene takes her ten takes!

One Jill and suddenly nobody else... will... do

You know you'll never be lonely when in... the... loo

Oh, ONNNNNNNNE...

by A Child is Waitingreply 7602/04/2012

*kisses doll*

by A Child is Waitingreply 7702/04/2012

OMG, this is the funniest DL thread in months! I'm laughing so hard I have tears!

by A Child is Waitingreply 7802/04/2012

Sarah P.; Portrait of a Teenaged Menstrual Cycle

by A Child is Waitingreply 7902/04/2012

[quote]But Susie's is smeared over the entire area of the pad as if someone was spreading jelly on bread with a knife! Is that really how it looks? Or does Susie just have an abnormally gaping vaginal opening?

What happens is that the pad wicks the blood from the opening between the legs out to the edges. That's why it looks like such carnage, Jill.

Well, add to it that those old timey pads didn't have the dry weave top layer so ladies had to basically lug around a sopping wet cotton roll between their legs on heavy flow days. Good thing Suzie was so sturdily built--for her, dragging that load around in her granny panties must have been a cinch!

by A Child is Waitingreply 8002/04/2012

[quote] You see, there isn't just one way that blood comes from between a woman's legs.

Yes, if mommy's friend Gianni the gardener stops by and they go upstairs to…um, wrestle, that's another way that Mommy might bleed.

by A Child is Waitingreply 8102/04/2012

Whenever I'm eating my girl and she is on the rag, I always hope I get the womyn egg as well as her red river.

by A Child is Waitingreply 8202/04/2012

The sticky stuff is here so the pad will stick to my ... panties.

by A Child is Waitingreply 8302/04/2012

I can't believe that actress who played Susie was willing to sit down on a toilet and pull out her bloody pad.

Some people will do anything to get a SAG card.

by A Child is Waitingreply 8402/04/2012

The actress who played Jill today - still playing with her pussy.

by A Child is Waitingreply 8502/04/2012

So...like...can you actually see the egg when it comes out?

by A Child is Waitingreply 8602/04/2012

Scrambled eggs and ketchup... mmmmmm!

by A Child is Waitingreply 8702/04/2012

I'd love to know who originally put this up, and how they found it to begin with.

by A Child is Waitingreply 8802/05/2012

Why isn't there more info on this video?

by A Child is Waitingreply 8902/05/2012

"Jill Learns About Periods" was the Oscar winner for Best Short Film in 1972, r89.

by A Child is Waitingreply 9002/05/2012

I wish they'd have uploaded both parts of the video together. It would...wait for it...flow better!

by A Child is Waitingreply 9102/05/2012

For R10.

by A Child is Waitingreply 9202/05/2012

Did they not have tampons then? How come they didn't teach Jill how to use them?

by A Child is Waitingreply 9302/05/2012

'tards & tampons don't mix.

by A Child is Waitingreply 9402/05/2012

That was brilliant, r92. And I'm so glad they brought back shots of the bloody tampon and Susie on the toilet while the kooky chimpanzees were playing their song.

I wonder if "Susie" went on to a lasting career? She certainly had the "chops."

by A Child is Waitingreply 9502/05/2012

Is Jill related to Corky by chance?

by A Child is Waitingreply 9602/05/2012

How the HELL did the chimpanzees get in this thing?

The director must have been stoned off his rocks.

by A Child is Waitingreply 9702/06/2012

Maybe if they had pronounced it "buhgina" Jill would have understooded.

by A Child is Waitingreply 9802/06/2012

"Jill and the Chimps"! Brilliant!

by A Child is Waitingreply 9902/06/2012

Are we sure that "Jill" is not Madonna?

by A Child is Waitingreply 10002/06/2012

Girls get periods monthly and guys get cummas every day.

by A Child is Waitingreply 10102/06/2012

We are very much like marsupials except our offspring can't crawl back into the pouch after birth.

by A Child is Waitingreply 10202/06/2012

The answer to the age old question, 'who came first, the egg or the chicken?' The answer is neither, the rooster came first.

by A Child is Waitingreply 10302/06/2012

I'm so overjoyed that DL has come through with its unique brand of wit. Jill would be proud (except she is in the institution and doesn't have internet)

by A Child is Waitingreply 10402/06/2012

Is Jill related to Muffy?

by A Child is Waitingreply 10502/06/2012

"See how it sticks to my panties?"

by A Child is Waitingreply 10602/06/2012

What is the difference between the pad that Susie is stylishly sporting in this video compared to a thingy that women stick INSIDE their pussies with a string attached? How do you know which one to use?

by A Child is Waitingreply 10702/06/2012

They forgot to tell her what to do when the nice doggie fishes one of her bloody pads out of the nearest waste basket. Something tells me that might be a bit too much for Jill.

by A Child is Waitingreply 10802/06/2012

R108 What happens?

by A Child is Waitingreply 10902/06/2012

Send her my way when she wants to learn about douching!

by A Child is Waitingreply 11002/06/2012

"Jill and the Periods" would be a great name for a band at MichFest. Supporting band, "The Hole Between My Legs".

by A Child is Waitingreply 11102/06/2012

This short film was a huge hit in Canada under the title "Your Cunting Daughter."

by A Child is Waitingreply 11202/06/2012

JILL BLED ON THE FUCKING DOG!

by A Child is Waitingreply 11302/06/2012

Sissy tried to teach Jill how to use a tampon, but due to the repetition required Jill accidently discovered masturbation ....

"Tube goes into the opening between my legs, pull the tube out of the opening between my legs... in.. out... in ... out ... in ...out ..in out in out in out in out inotuinoutinoutINOUTINOUTINOUTINOUTINOUTINOUTINOUT!!!!!!MYAAAHHHHHMAAYHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

by A Child is Waitingreply 11402/06/2012

Wait until you see the trick that Jill teaches the poor dog!

by A Child is Waitingreply 11502/07/2012

Will Jill want to know about commas next? Or exclamation points?

by A Child is Waitingreply 11602/08/2012

Do you women actually do that twisting exercise in front of the mirror after you insert a pad? Does that help settle the pad or something?

by A Child is Waitingreply 11702/11/2012

That's a good question, r117, I was wondering what that was. Thought maybe Susie was checking the front and back of her skirt for bloodstains or something. After all, she does seem to have a pretty gushing flow!

by A Child is Waitingreply 11802/11/2012

Yeesh, it would have been quicker to say vagina rather than "the opening between your legs," especially since it's repeated so many fucking times.

by A Child is Waitingreply 11902/11/2012

Bumping simply because Jill is more interesting that the 357 Whitney threads.

by A Child is Waitingreply 12002/12/2012

Has the Whitney news prompted Jill to ask Susie about crack?

"I'm about to smoke crack right now, Jill. Come on!"

by A Child is Waitingreply 12102/12/2012

[R111] We're booking it now for the menstrual hut.

by A Child is Waitingreply 12202/12/2012

If Suzie had taught Whitney about the opening between her legs, that poor woman would be alive today!

by A Child is Waitingreply 12302/12/2012

Jill is my girlfriend. She is pretty

by A Child is Waitingreply 12402/13/2012

Jill's name should be Corkette.

by A Child is Waitingreply 12502/13/2012

Jill : "Why do women have periods?"

Father: "Because they deserve them."

by A Child is Waitingreply 12602/15/2012

Father is tired of Sissy clogging the toilet with her heavy flow! Call Roto-rooter, Jill!

by A Child is Waitingreply 12702/15/2012

Susie's pad looks like the absorbent packaging found in meat products.

by A Child is Waitingreply 12802/15/2012

R127 They go in the waste basket, hello! Didn't you learn ANYTHING from the video??

by A Child is Waitingreply 12902/15/2012

I wonder where Jill is today? Do Downies have average lifespans? If so she's probably gone through menopause by now. No more blood coming from the opening between her legs...that ship has sailed.

by A Child is Waitingreply 13002/15/2012

no, r117.

by A Child is Waitingreply 13102/15/2012

I inserted a tampon in the hole in my bottom.

by A Child is Waitingreply 13202/15/2012

That's a whole other instructional video, r132. I believe you can watch it on Xtube.

by A Child is Waitingreply 13302/15/2012

Jill grew up, had periods, and had a daughter name Michelle. Michelle was a special child who married another special child named Marcus. They moved to Minnesota and told other little girls about periods. Marcus still has them.

by A Child is Waitingreply 13402/16/2012

Goddamn it, Jill! The friggin dog got a hold of Cissy's pad and tried to bury it in the sandbox!

by A Child is Waitingreply 13502/16/2012

Do you think there are straight guys out there who would be turned on and masturbate to the scene of Suzie removing and displaying the blood-drenched pad? Is there such a thing as a period fetish? I guess there's a fetish for everything, so I assume people exist who have a period fetish.

by A Child is Waitingreply 13602/16/2012

[R136] ROTFLMAO!!!!!I think Rick Santorum would totally find that pizza bread pad hot!

by A Child is Waitingreply 13702/16/2012

No, Rick Santorum would pass the bloody pad around to his children, sleep with it, and then hold a funeral for it, since he regards the discharged egg as sacred human life.

by A Child is Waitingreply 13802/16/2012

R136 I was wondering the same thing! I was imagining teenage boys stumbling upon that video and finding it hot. Of course I forgot that we live in an age where they're not hard up for material like I was when I was a teenager (lucky bastards).

by A Child is Waitingreply 13902/17/2012

I can see Dad drilling a peephole into Sissy's bathroom, so that he can enjoy the soiled pad. Mom doesn't have a clue!

by A Child is Waitingreply 14002/17/2012

Does Jill stand with Rick Santorum in opposing the availability of pre-natal testing?

by A Child is Waitingreply 14102/22/2012

Jill would love the Santorum household. Except when they bring home the dead fetus to meet the kids!

by A Child is Waitingreply 14302/24/2012

I'm sure the Santorum sons are so sexually repressed/fucked-up that they probably do dig their sisters' used pads out of the trash and sniff them. And then whip themselves afterward for their sins.

by A Child is Waitingreply 14402/24/2012

Here r142! LOVE the pervy PE coach! At 2:00 in the video, Coach lovingly wraps a boy's sprained ankle!

by A Child is Waitingreply 14502/24/2012

R144 that's gross it reminds me of when I was growing up how my friend's dogs a golden retriever, labrador, and beagle would all dig through the trash and eat his mom and sister's used pads.

by A Child is Waitingreply 14602/24/2012

R146 ew!!!!!

by A Child is Waitingreply 14703/12/2012

Bump for Jill!

by A Child is Waitingreply 14805/01/2012

Jill wants birth control! How about that, Mittens?

by A Child is Waitingreply 14905/02/2012

Jill wants a "squatty potty" so she can properly clear her colon. But she had better not dump her goddamn sanitary napkin down the crapper too!

by A Child is Waitingreply 15005/04/2012

This reminds me of my latest novel: Oh, So Janice!

It's a sci fi story about reality beginning to collapse upon itself. The universe is forced to alter itself after a young girl with Down Syndrome figures out the meaning of existence. The universe not to be outdone decides to become something else and reality begins to shift.

When a quantum physicist theorizes that it's precisely because the meaning of life has been discovered the hunt is on to kill the individual that has figured it all out before existence as we know it is sucked into oblivion -unfortunately because the child is retarded and only mildly communicative, it makes the search near impossible.

Will they find the child in time? Will her parents make the ultimate sacrifice to save our Universe? Tune into Oh, So Janice! for the answer!

by A Child is Waitingreply 15105/04/2012

In the movie, the beautiful Quantum Physicist will be played by none other than Tara Reid.

by A Child is Waitingreply 15205/04/2012

[quote]reminds me of when I was growing up how my friend's dogs a golden retriever, labrador, and beagle would all dig through the trash and eat his mom and sister's used pads.

Yeah, that happens, it's just [gross] instinct for the dogs.

Smart women either:

A) use tampons (which are flushable);

B) close the bathroom door so the dogs can't get in; or

C) throw away their used pads in an outside garbage can, instead of leaving them in the house.

by A Child is Waitingreply 15305/04/2012

Smarter women sell them online to perverts.

by A Child is Waitingreply 15405/04/2012

My friends' dog had her period and they put a band-aid on her coochie thinking she had cut herself.

by A Child is Waitingreply 15505/04/2012

I want Jill's sister's blood all over me.

by A Child is Waitingreply 15605/04/2012

okie = jill

heehee!

by A Child is Waitingreply 15705/04/2012

I just happened upon this thread and am horrified at the insensitivity. How do you all sleep at night? I'm just beside myself right now.

by A Child is Waitingreply 15805/07/2012

F.A.R.T. much, R158?

by A Child is Waitingreply 15905/07/2012

[quote] Smart women either:

[quote] A) use tampons (which are flushable);

No they are not. Flushing them is the fastest way to get the Roto-Rooter man called to the house to unclog the main line after they block it up.

by A Child is Waitingreply 16005/07/2012

Jill's sister has a pad that could plug the Hoover Dam!

by A Child is Waitingreply 16105/07/2012

[quote]tampons (which are flushable)

[quote]No they are not. Flushing them is the fastest way to get the Roto-Rooter man called to the house to unclog the main line after they block it up

You must've had small lines or some other problem for that to happen, R160.

I've never had to call the Roto-Rooter Man, and I've been flushing tampons for years! And I mean the thickest "Super Plus" ones, and at least 10 of them per month! (Yes, I have a very heavy flow.)

by A Child is Waitingreply 16205/10/2012

You all want to see the size of my pad?

by A Child is Waitingreply 16305/11/2012

[quote]B) close the bathroom door so the dogs can't get in; or

Jill, get to the panic room, quick!

by A Child is Waitingreply 16405/11/2012

R157=Justin/Wendy/Long Island pedo.

Still obsessed dear?

by A Child is Waitingreply 16505/11/2012

I hear this is going to be a major story line in the next season of "Glee".

by A Child is Waitingreply 16605/11/2012

[R166] Can Jill be played by Sue S's retarded slave?

by A Child is Waitingreply 16705/14/2012

[quote]Smarter women sell them online to perverts.

I've no idea how, but one day I happened upon a "ring" of websites where women sell their used panties to pervs.

I still remember one man's feedback about the pair he'd purchased: he was thrilled with the period stain she'd provided him, and suggested that the next pair also have some dried poo on it for him to lick.

Some men are such freaks!

by A Child is Waitingreply 16805/21/2012

" I'M JAN BREWER'S GUNT MASSEURS! "

by A Child is Waitingreply 16905/21/2012

Someone find Jill!! She can be the 4th Mrs. Tom Cruise!

by A Child is Waitingreply 17007/02/2012

The look on my face right now, R168.

by A Child is Waitingreply 17107/02/2012

r155, do dogs have vaginal bleeding during their periods? I never even considered the fact of dogs' menstruation... Does it stain people's rugs?

What about cats?

by A Child is Waitingreply 17207/02/2012

I hear Mrs. Duggar's pad fell out of pants leg at the Dollar Store and customers thought Aisle 6 had been carpeted in crimson shag.

by A Child is Waitingreply 17307/02/2012

It all sounds so exciting! I can't wait until my first!

by A Child is Waitingreply 17407/02/2012

LOL

by A Child is Waitingreply 17507/13/2012

Memorable quote from a previous thread about this video, related to the part after the sister changes her pad:

"First I wash my hands, then I dry them. Then I check out my tits in the mirror."

by A Child is Waitingreply 17607/14/2012

.

by A Child is Waitingreply 17703/08/2013

funny

by A Child is Waitingreply 17806/09/2013

.

by A Child is Waitingreply 17910/17/2013

So has Jill hit menopause yet?

by A Child is Waitingreply 18009/29/2014

Jill's mom looks like pornstar Georgina Spelvin, star of "Devil In Miss Jones," among many others.

by A Child is Waitingreply 18109/29/2014

One of my fav.

by A Child is Waitingreply 18204/09/2015

Oh my God!

by A Child is Waitingreply 18305/25/2015

I'd forgotten about this! One of the funniest DL threads of all time. Thanks for bumping R182. I'm having my periods now so your timing couldn't be better. Maybe bump it again in 4 weeks time?

by A Child is Waitingreply 18405/25/2015

jill is a tard!

by A Child is Waitingreply 18505/25/2015

classic

by A Child is Waitingreply 18606/25/2015

Just one question: The blood from inside the woman's body comes out through WHERE?

by A Child is Waitingreply 18706/25/2015
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